Buddy Daddies (2023) s01e05 Episode Script
Crunch Time
1
MARCH ACCOUNTS
I am running out of money.
With nursery preparations
and building a kid's room,
I ended up spending so much.
-Look at me.
-Why don't we have any money?
-Keep going.
-Because we're not working.
We need to cut back
on unnecessary expenses.
Then change to a cheaper beer.
I already am.
At this rate, you won't be able
to buy any new games.
What?
-Great.
-No pudding after dinner either.
What?
That's the scale of the pinch we are in.
We will be bankrupt at this rate.
What?
There is only one thing we can do.
The last resort.
So, Kyu-chan.
Please give us some work.
I will do anything.
-You need to do it too.
-Ouch!
Looks like you are
finally ready to return.
This is a request to scope out a target,
to check the scene before going in.
You need to get back into the knack
of things with a small job.
All of these?
I'll do them all.
We took some time off,
so we need to take anything we can get.
Eh?
You need to finish within a week.
Leave it to us Kyu-chan.
Come on. Let's go!
I will handle this background check.
You can scope out the scene.
Aren't you normally
in charge of such things?
Beggars can't be choosers.
Just get it sorted.
NURSERY TEACHER
From the nursery?
What is it?
What could it be?
Hello.
-Hello, this is Hanyu from Aozora Nursery.
-Yes.
The thing is that today will be
the last day for the giraffe class.
Eh what?
What do you mean?
NOTICE
Miri-chan, your daddy is here for you.
Daddy!
What should we do about the job?
What do we do?
One of us will need to look after Miri.
It's a real problem.
Daddy, I want to go to the park.
Sorry. We have work to do.
Work?
What kind of work?
Well. Nothing that a child
needs to know about.
-But it's my homework.
-Eh?
-Homework.
-Homework?
During the break,
ask your daddy what his job is.
Then everyone will give a presentation.
Our job?
Presentation?
Do you work at a company?
No.
Then a shop?
No.
What kind of job?
Well
I'm off to scope the premises.
Daddy Rei, where are you going?
What are you going to do?
Is it your job?
No!
-I'm going too.
-Let me go.
I want to see your work.
What can we do about this?
I've been up for two nights straight.
Or has it been three nights?
I'm home.
Good job.
I finished taking photos.
Is it already that time?
I guess it's not possible to deal
with children and work during the day.
-So sleepy.
-Oy! You mustn't sleep.
We still have to organize the photos.
Wake up.
I can't.
Get up!
You never seem to mind staying up
all night to play games.
At this rate, we won't meet the deadline.
Just in case,
I'll discuss it with Kyu-chan.
Hello!
The veggies are dancing!
Oy! Rei.
I'm going to make a move soon.
Okay.
Sorry, but please look after Miri.
Sort things out here for me.
Daddy, where are you going?
I will go with you.
It's work, so you can't.
Daddy Rei said he would play with you.
Bye-bye! Be good.
Daddy Rei.
Let's play.
Daddy Rei.
I am going to watch Daddy work.
Shh
Bye-bye!
YADORIGI
COFFEE - SNACKS
Eh?
OPEN
Eh?
Miri?
What did you want to talk about?
It's about the job.
I hope you are going to tell me
it is going well.
Well, I wanted to discuss that.
INCOMING CALL
REI
What is it?
Kyu-chan is in a really bad mood.
Miri
Eh?
Is she with you?
Of course, she's not.
Surely you haven't
-She's not here.
-What?
What's going on?
How long has she been gone?
No idea.
Did she just leave on her own?
No idea.
What are you playing at?
I'm going to look for her.
I'll go too.
No.
I'll be back.
Sorry for bumping into you.
YADORIGI
COFFEE - SNACKS
Well?
No good.
Me too.
Damn!
We have to go to the police.
Us?
It can't be helped.
She might have been kidnapped
by somebody with a grudge.
And she is cute,
so she may have been taken
by some pervert.
Crap.
If I find out who took her,
I'll kill them.
Hang them upside down and blindfold them.
Cut, drown and roast them.
Pull out their fingernails with a clamp.
Were you there?
I'm thirsty.
I'll kill them!
Miri?
Daddy!
She was here.
We were looking for you.
Sorry, Daddy.
So this is what's been going on.
Daddy?
Your parents were worried Miri.
Everything is all right now.
We were looking for you.
We never guessed you would be here.
Thanks a lot, Kyu-chan.
She said she was lost,
so I took her in here.
-Can I get some water?
-Right away.
Miri, did you tell this guy about us?
About me and Rei.
-No.
-Good.
Listen, Miri.
You mustn't call us daddy
in front of that person.
Got it.
Got what?
The fact is that recently,
I've been doing
a part-time job as a babysitter.
You both have?
And then she just
disappeared.
We were in such a panic.
Hmm
And what about my job?
Of course, we are taking care of that too.
Divided up with Rei.
There are rave reviews.
-Everything is fine.
-What?
If the work is delayed,
that will be a problem.
There's no problem, I assume?
Well to be honest,
there is a slight delay,
and we haven't had time to sleep.
We haven't slept in three days.
Once this kid is
out of the way, can you work?
"Out of the way?"
What do you mean?
I will look after her.
No way.
Even for you, Kyu-chan.
This little kid
Eh? What did you say?
I will look after her for you,
so prioritize my job.
Thank you very much.
POP
CRAYON
We need to travel to complete
the rest of this job.
We only have to leave her with Kyu-chan
for one night and get it done.
If he finds out about Miri-chan
we might get murdered.
Let's go, Daddy.
Listen, Miri.
You must definitely not tell that guy
that we are your daddies.
Got it.
I will not call you daddies.
Is she really okay?
Probably not.
Sorry about this, Kyu-chan.
Keep to the deadline.
Got it.
You be good, Miri.
-Yes, Da
-Shh!
Bye-bye!
What's your name?
Miri Unasaka.
Miri-chan.
Yes.
Do you want some juice?
Please.
Okay. It's ready.
Right.
Go ahead.
Bon appétit!
How is it?
-It tastes like heaven.
-Heaven?
It's really delicious.
Thank you.
Not at all.
Kyu-chan may not see it that way,
but he can be merciless.
He's good at chatting up women.
Miri is going to marry Kyutaro-san.
No way
We need to get this job done and get home
at ultra-fast speed!
So anyway
You can call me Kyu-chan.
Kyu-chan?
Kyu-chan.
What is it?
Daddy
Are you Kazu-kun and Rei-kun's friend?
Yes, I am.
Do you know their jobs?
Of course, I do.
I want to hear about their jobs.
They don't tell me anything at all.
I'm not surprised they want to hide it.
They are
doing a special kind of work.
-Special?
-Yes.
Tell me about their special work.
Kazuki's job is
a comedian.
Comedian?
His job is making people laugh.
But he never makes people laugh,
so he is embarrassed
and cannot tell anyone.
He is probably not making people laugh
on a stage right now.
Ah How about Rei-kun?
He is
an Arab oil baron.
What?
I am sure she has talked already.
There is no way she can stay quiet.
I am sure he knows everything by now.
Maybe.
We shouldn't have left her there.
It was stupid.
It's over for us.
Quiet!
Is that a face?
Well
This one is Kazu-kun,
and this one is Rei-kun.
My nursery homework.
Daddy
I mean
I am drawing a picture of their work.
You are really good.
Anyway, Miri-chan,
don't you want to go home?
No, I'm fine.
Won't your family worry
if you are with people you don't know?
I am fine.
Kazu-kun and Rei-kun
will always be with me.
-Always?
-Yeah.
Kazu-kun's food is great.
Rei-kun is really good at games.
When we all sleep together,
it is really warm.
Do you like the two of them?
Yes, I really do.
I thought so.
Sorry we are late.
-Good job.
-Where is the kid?
She just went to sleep.
Thanks.
Er
Did she say anything weird?
Anything weird?
No, nothing.
If there is nothing, that is fine.
Okay. We will take her home.
Daddy Rei
What is she talking about?
She's talking in her sleep.
Daddy Kazuki, are your jokes bad?
Right. We are going to take her
back to her parents and
-Enough.
-What?
I know everything.
NURSERY PROGRAM
Daddy Kazuki,
thank you for always making
me lovely food.
Daddy Rei,
let's play games together again.
You know
Miri really likes comedian Daddy Kazuki
and oil baron Daddy Rei.
-I THOUGHT HE WAS A HOST.
-HE IS RICH THEN.
-HAS A GOOD INCOME.
-AREN'T THEY A COUPLE?
REALLY?
Daddies, look after yourself
and work hard.
-Wow! An oil baron.
-Must be rich.
Daddy.
Thanks for the picture, Miri.
Well done.
Here is your payment for the work.
This will mean we don't have
to cut so many corners.
But Kyu-chan, you are a bit mean.
You knew everything but didn't say a word.
You can't hide anything from me.
Well, thanks for overlooking it this time.
If the child's existence had gotten
in the way of your work,
I intended to do something about it.
I think you know this,
but this is a dirty job where
people's lives are exchanged for money.
Taking in a child
and playing a happy family game
will not be accepted by the world.
You know what will happen
if you betray the organization.
Rei,
you know that fear more than anyone.
What is more, we killed
that child's father.
But
when I was with her the other day,
I felt I understood your feelings.
Kyu-chan
She is a good kid.
She may change something for you guys.
I don't know if that is good or bad.
That's not our intention.
We may die tomorrow.
Somebody may have a grudge
or want to get revenge.
You may bring danger to those around you.
You understand that, right?
You can't have regrets.
Subtitle translation by: Simon Way
MARCH ACCOUNTS
I am running out of money.
With nursery preparations
and building a kid's room,
I ended up spending so much.
-Look at me.
-Why don't we have any money?
-Keep going.
-Because we're not working.
We need to cut back
on unnecessary expenses.
Then change to a cheaper beer.
I already am.
At this rate, you won't be able
to buy any new games.
What?
-Great.
-No pudding after dinner either.
What?
That's the scale of the pinch we are in.
We will be bankrupt at this rate.
What?
There is only one thing we can do.
The last resort.
So, Kyu-chan.
Please give us some work.
I will do anything.
-You need to do it too.
-Ouch!
Looks like you are
finally ready to return.
This is a request to scope out a target,
to check the scene before going in.
You need to get back into the knack
of things with a small job.
All of these?
I'll do them all.
We took some time off,
so we need to take anything we can get.
Eh?
You need to finish within a week.
Leave it to us Kyu-chan.
Come on. Let's go!
I will handle this background check.
You can scope out the scene.
Aren't you normally
in charge of such things?
Beggars can't be choosers.
Just get it sorted.
NURSERY TEACHER
From the nursery?
What is it?
What could it be?
Hello.
-Hello, this is Hanyu from Aozora Nursery.
-Yes.
The thing is that today will be
the last day for the giraffe class.
Eh what?
What do you mean?
NOTICE
Miri-chan, your daddy is here for you.
Daddy!
What should we do about the job?
What do we do?
One of us will need to look after Miri.
It's a real problem.
Daddy, I want to go to the park.
Sorry. We have work to do.
Work?
What kind of work?
Well. Nothing that a child
needs to know about.
-But it's my homework.
-Eh?
-Homework.
-Homework?
During the break,
ask your daddy what his job is.
Then everyone will give a presentation.
Our job?
Presentation?
Do you work at a company?
No.
Then a shop?
No.
What kind of job?
Well
I'm off to scope the premises.
Daddy Rei, where are you going?
What are you going to do?
Is it your job?
No!
-I'm going too.
-Let me go.
I want to see your work.
What can we do about this?
I've been up for two nights straight.
Or has it been three nights?
I'm home.
Good job.
I finished taking photos.
Is it already that time?
I guess it's not possible to deal
with children and work during the day.
-So sleepy.
-Oy! You mustn't sleep.
We still have to organize the photos.
Wake up.
I can't.
Get up!
You never seem to mind staying up
all night to play games.
At this rate, we won't meet the deadline.
Just in case,
I'll discuss it with Kyu-chan.
Hello!
The veggies are dancing!
Oy! Rei.
I'm going to make a move soon.
Okay.
Sorry, but please look after Miri.
Sort things out here for me.
Daddy, where are you going?
I will go with you.
It's work, so you can't.
Daddy Rei said he would play with you.
Bye-bye! Be good.
Daddy Rei.
Let's play.
Daddy Rei.
I am going to watch Daddy work.
Shh
Bye-bye!
YADORIGI
COFFEE - SNACKS
Eh?
OPEN
Eh?
Miri?
What did you want to talk about?
It's about the job.
I hope you are going to tell me
it is going well.
Well, I wanted to discuss that.
INCOMING CALL
REI
What is it?
Kyu-chan is in a really bad mood.
Miri
Eh?
Is she with you?
Of course, she's not.
Surely you haven't
-She's not here.
-What?
What's going on?
How long has she been gone?
No idea.
Did she just leave on her own?
No idea.
What are you playing at?
I'm going to look for her.
I'll go too.
No.
I'll be back.
Sorry for bumping into you.
YADORIGI
COFFEE - SNACKS
Well?
No good.
Me too.
Damn!
We have to go to the police.
Us?
It can't be helped.
She might have been kidnapped
by somebody with a grudge.
And she is cute,
so she may have been taken
by some pervert.
Crap.
If I find out who took her,
I'll kill them.
Hang them upside down and blindfold them.
Cut, drown and roast them.
Pull out their fingernails with a clamp.
Were you there?
I'm thirsty.
I'll kill them!
Miri?
Daddy!
She was here.
We were looking for you.
Sorry, Daddy.
So this is what's been going on.
Daddy?
Your parents were worried Miri.
Everything is all right now.
We were looking for you.
We never guessed you would be here.
Thanks a lot, Kyu-chan.
She said she was lost,
so I took her in here.
-Can I get some water?
-Right away.
Miri, did you tell this guy about us?
About me and Rei.
-No.
-Good.
Listen, Miri.
You mustn't call us daddy
in front of that person.
Got it.
Got what?
The fact is that recently,
I've been doing
a part-time job as a babysitter.
You both have?
And then she just
disappeared.
We were in such a panic.
Hmm
And what about my job?
Of course, we are taking care of that too.
Divided up with Rei.
There are rave reviews.
-Everything is fine.
-What?
If the work is delayed,
that will be a problem.
There's no problem, I assume?
Well to be honest,
there is a slight delay,
and we haven't had time to sleep.
We haven't slept in three days.
Once this kid is
out of the way, can you work?
"Out of the way?"
What do you mean?
I will look after her.
No way.
Even for you, Kyu-chan.
This little kid
Eh? What did you say?
I will look after her for you,
so prioritize my job.
Thank you very much.
POP
CRAYON
We need to travel to complete
the rest of this job.
We only have to leave her with Kyu-chan
for one night and get it done.
If he finds out about Miri-chan
we might get murdered.
Let's go, Daddy.
Listen, Miri.
You must definitely not tell that guy
that we are your daddies.
Got it.
I will not call you daddies.
Is she really okay?
Probably not.
Sorry about this, Kyu-chan.
Keep to the deadline.
Got it.
You be good, Miri.
-Yes, Da
-Shh!
Bye-bye!
What's your name?
Miri Unasaka.
Miri-chan.
Yes.
Do you want some juice?
Please.
Okay. It's ready.
Right.
Go ahead.
Bon appétit!
How is it?
-It tastes like heaven.
-Heaven?
It's really delicious.
Thank you.
Not at all.
Kyu-chan may not see it that way,
but he can be merciless.
He's good at chatting up women.
Miri is going to marry Kyutaro-san.
No way
We need to get this job done and get home
at ultra-fast speed!
So anyway
You can call me Kyu-chan.
Kyu-chan?
Kyu-chan.
What is it?
Daddy
Are you Kazu-kun and Rei-kun's friend?
Yes, I am.
Do you know their jobs?
Of course, I do.
I want to hear about their jobs.
They don't tell me anything at all.
I'm not surprised they want to hide it.
They are
doing a special kind of work.
-Special?
-Yes.
Tell me about their special work.
Kazuki's job is
a comedian.
Comedian?
His job is making people laugh.
But he never makes people laugh,
so he is embarrassed
and cannot tell anyone.
He is probably not making people laugh
on a stage right now.
Ah How about Rei-kun?
He is
an Arab oil baron.
What?
I am sure she has talked already.
There is no way she can stay quiet.
I am sure he knows everything by now.
Maybe.
We shouldn't have left her there.
It was stupid.
It's over for us.
Quiet!
Is that a face?
Well
This one is Kazu-kun,
and this one is Rei-kun.
My nursery homework.
Daddy
I mean
I am drawing a picture of their work.
You are really good.
Anyway, Miri-chan,
don't you want to go home?
No, I'm fine.
Won't your family worry
if you are with people you don't know?
I am fine.
Kazu-kun and Rei-kun
will always be with me.
-Always?
-Yeah.
Kazu-kun's food is great.
Rei-kun is really good at games.
When we all sleep together,
it is really warm.
Do you like the two of them?
Yes, I really do.
I thought so.
Sorry we are late.
-Good job.
-Where is the kid?
She just went to sleep.
Thanks.
Er
Did she say anything weird?
Anything weird?
No, nothing.
If there is nothing, that is fine.
Okay. We will take her home.
Daddy Rei
What is she talking about?
She's talking in her sleep.
Daddy Kazuki, are your jokes bad?
Right. We are going to take her
back to her parents and
-Enough.
-What?
I know everything.
NURSERY PROGRAM
Daddy Kazuki,
thank you for always making
me lovely food.
Daddy Rei,
let's play games together again.
You know
Miri really likes comedian Daddy Kazuki
and oil baron Daddy Rei.
-I THOUGHT HE WAS A HOST.
-HE IS RICH THEN.
-HAS A GOOD INCOME.
-AREN'T THEY A COUPLE?
REALLY?
Daddies, look after yourself
and work hard.
-Wow! An oil baron.
-Must be rich.
Daddy.
Thanks for the picture, Miri.
Well done.
Here is your payment for the work.
This will mean we don't have
to cut so many corners.
But Kyu-chan, you are a bit mean.
You knew everything but didn't say a word.
You can't hide anything from me.
Well, thanks for overlooking it this time.
If the child's existence had gotten
in the way of your work,
I intended to do something about it.
I think you know this,
but this is a dirty job where
people's lives are exchanged for money.
Taking in a child
and playing a happy family game
will not be accepted by the world.
You know what will happen
if you betray the organization.
Rei,
you know that fear more than anyone.
What is more, we killed
that child's father.
But
when I was with her the other day,
I felt I understood your feelings.
Kyu-chan
She is a good kid.
She may change something for you guys.
I don't know if that is good or bad.
That's not our intention.
We may die tomorrow.
Somebody may have a grudge
or want to get revenge.
You may bring danger to those around you.
You understand that, right?
You can't have regrets.
Subtitle translation by: Simon Way