Bunnicula (2016) s01e05 Episode Script
Muddy Harry
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(LAUGHS)
MINA: Okay, what did you get
for number 32?
Name two pronouns.
(GIGGLING) Who, me?
It's a joke, see,
'cause "who" and "me",
they're both pronouns.
-All right.
-(SCRATCHING)
(GASPING) What's that sound?
Harold just wants back inside.
Uh, don't you have a dog door?
You know Harold, he's sweet,
but he's a little slow.
No, I'm super-fast.
(PAWS SCREECH)
-Did you miss me?
-No.
But, you just missed
a killer pronoun joke.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
MINA: Did you know that
our parents used to do math
a completely different way?
Oh, my gosh,
that window just opened
by itself!
-It's probably just a ghost.
-"Just a ghost'?
Yeah, my aunt said this place
is all sorts of haunted.
-Haunted?
-Ah, that's awesome.
(GASPING)
I bet it's Bloody Mary.
Oh, my gosh, how amazing
would that be?
Who's Bloody Mary?
(BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY)
What is happening?
If you stand in front
of a creepy mirror,
like this one,
and say, "Bloody Mary"
three times,
then the ghost of Bloody Mary
will appear
and scare you to death.
This sounds like
a terrible idea.
This sounds like
a terrible idea.
See, Marsha knows what's up.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary
Bunnicula, should I worry
about ghosts in that mirror?
Hello, Bloody Mary?
-Ugh, you try, Mina.
-Ahem.
Bloody Mary
-Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
-CHESTER: Great.
No ghosts in the mirror.
Now, get over here, Bunnicula,
before somebody sees that
they can't see you.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-(CLOCK CHIMES)
Well, I got nothing. I guess
it's up to you, Marsha.
Nuh-uh, come on, girls.
We've got homework due
first thing tomorrow.
(SIGHING) Fine.
I guess doing homework is
better than getting
scared to death.
Is it, Mina?
Hmm, Bloody Mary.
(GRUNTING)
Muddy Harry.
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa, your name is
"Muddy Harry"?
I'll bet you're
a mud monster, right?
(GARGLING)
Oh, my gosh, you're gonna be
my new best friend.
Don't go anywhere,
I need you to meet
my other friends.
Ow!
(CRASHING)
Prepare to have your minds
blown right out of
their socks.
Meet Muddy Harry.
CHESTER: Hmm.
Hey, he was right here!
I swear, there was this
creepy, dirty dude
in the mirror.
Yeah, that's your reflection.
Heh.
We gotta go into the mirror.
Hey, whatever makes you
happy, man.
I'm just not sticking around
to clean up the mess.
Hasta la bye-bye.
But he is real.
I'm going in.
(CLOCK CHIMING)
(GROANING)
Muddy Harry?
Muddy Harry?
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
Oh, it's him!
Let me out, let me out,
let me out.
All right!
Didn't I just let you out,
you crazy nut?
(PANTING)
Muddy Harry?
Why do people bury
all this amazing dirt
in the ground?
It's so weird!
Whoa, I get to meet
a mud monster and a "me,"
all in the same night?
MINA: Harold, come.
Hey, wait up, me.
(PANTING)
Whoa!
MINA: Ah, you know Harold.
He's sweet,
but he's a little slow.
No, I'm super-fast.
(SPLUTTERING)
Wait, I'm the real Harold.
That's my house
and that's my Mina.
Hey, don't let my evil twin
steal my life.
Oh, there's gotta be
another way in.
Did you know that
our parents used to do math
a completely different way?
MARSHA: Oh, my gosh,
that window just opened
by itself!
-It's probably just a ghost.
-"Just a ghost"?
I gotta find Muddy Harry,
he'll know what to do.
(GRUNTING)
Hey, hey, Muddy
(COUGHING)
There's mud in my mouth,
for some reason.
(COUGHING)
Oh, hey, Muddy Harry.
You're back in the mirror.
Muddy Harry.
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa, your name is
"Muddy Harry"?
I'll bet you're
a mud monster, right?
(GARGLING)
Oh, my gosh, you're gonna be
my new best friend.
Muddy Harry turned
into my evil twin?
(COUGHING) Gotta get this mud
out of my mouth.
(SPLASHING)
Springtime fresh.
MARSHA:
But, what about mud ghosts?
MINA: Marsha,
there's no such thing
Hey, guys. Guess what?
-Ugh!
-I dare you to guess
what happened.
Harold, what is your problem?
My problem is that
I can't find Muddy Harry,
but I did find my evil twin.
Don't trust anyone
who looks like me.
Not a problem.
Why are you soaking wet?
Oh, I stuck my head
in the toilet.
(CLOCK CHIMING)
Muddy Harry
keeps going in here
and I keep following him.
-Uh, come with me.
-Harold, no!
Oh, great.
So, there's no ghosts
in the mirror,
but the mirror is a portal
to somewhere.
Well, I'm not going in there
after him.
There is not a force
on this planet
that'll get me to go
into that creepy mirror!
(SCREAMING)
Just so you know,
I don't think you're cute.
Guys, things are
getting weird.
I think we passed
"getting weird"
a half hour ago.
Whoa, I get to meet
a mud monster and a "me,"
all in the same night?
-(DOOR OPENING)
-MINA: Harold, come.
Hey, wait up, me.
Three Harolds.
This is it,
I've finally lost it.
HAROLD: One of my twins just
fell in the mud. What a dummy.
-(CLOCK CHIMING)
-CHESTER: 8:30.
How can it be 8:30?
Unless
(GASPING) Harold, Bunnicula,
come here!
I figured it out!
This mirror is actually
a time machine
that goes backwards
exactly one half hour.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says,
"You're right,"
that mirror used to belong
to his former master.
Wait, Bunnicula,
you knew about this?
Of course you did.
But, that's not the point.
The point is,
this is science-fiction!
This is my jam!
MARSHA: But what about
mud ghosts?
Hey, you guys have twins too.
They're not twins, Harold.
They're duplicates of us,
from the past.
This is why
we can't keep going
through the mirror.
There are already
three Harolds running
around the house.
Can you imagine
what would happen,
if Mina saw
more than one of you?
-Geronimo!
-(GRUNTING)
Three times the love?
CHESTER:
She'll probably think that
there are stray dogs
that look like you,
in the house
and send two of you
off to the animal shelter.
And what if one of
those two versions of you
is actually you?
My brain, it's broken.
Kapow!
Thankfully, you only
went through the mirror
a few times.
So, if we wait in the cellar
for just a couple hours,
the time stream
should catch up with us.
Everything will go
back to normal.
Oh, hey, everybody.
ALL: Hey, Harold.
Welcome to your worst
nightmare.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
How did it get this bad?
Harold's obsessed
with Muddy Harry
and won't stop
going through the mirror.
At this rate,
within 48 hours,
Harold will be the dominant
species on the planet!
-Are you my evil twin?
-No, I'm just Harold.
Hey, that's my name too.
(BOTH GASPING) Brothers!
(ARGUING)
Number 8, here,
just went through
to get a sandwich.
Peanut butter and ham
(GASPING) They got PB and H
in the past?
Oh, bring me some.
We don't know how many times
number 53 here went through,
but it was a lot.
I had to go back in time
40 cat years just to find him.
What?
You got to stop him, Chester.
-(SNIFFING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
How do we stop this nightmare?
It's not exactly science,
but in the latest
Time Pickle graphic novel,
Time Pickle,
Viking Time Pickle and
Rocket Time Pickle
go into a time portal together
and are fused into one,
single, awesome Time Pickle.
We theorize that we can do
the same thing
If all of us go back through
the mirror together,
at the same time.
What he said.
-(PURRING)
-Well, how are we gonna
pull that off,
without Mina and
the girls seeing?
All right, Harolds,
buddy up with your Bunnicula.
It's time to take off.
(GIGGLING)
I'm a ballerina.
-(CLOCK CHIMING)
-Pack 'em in!
It's starting to smell
like wet dog in here.
I'm gonna go back
through the mirror,
where it's a little
less crowded.
There's only one reason
to go through that mirror,
and it's to find Muddy Harry.
Harold, no!
You're Muddy Harry.
You fell in the mud,
and then you went back in time
and saw yourself.
It's just another past version
of you, Harold.
No, that's impossible.
Is it true, Bunnic?
Am I a monster?
Yep. Ha-ha!
Where's Muddy Harry?
Bring me the sandwich.
Look what you did to me.
(STRAINING)
-Look at my butt.
-Look at his butt.
You're Muddy Harry.
This is so messed up.
I just wanted to make friends
with a mud monster.
But, I'm the mud monster.
I'm already friends
with myself.
And now there's so many of me,
that I don't want to be
friends with me.
I don't like to be negative,
but this is a dumb mirror.
-(GRUNTING)
-(MIRROR SHATTERING)
I just wish this mirror
would go away
and then everything
would be back to normal.
(SOBBING)
CHESTER: Harold, they're gone!
When the mirror broke,
the timeline must have reset.
Oh, uh
Well, I'm not exactly sure
what any of that means,
but, good.
Okay, what did you get
for number eight?
I'm glad that you guys
are my friends.
But, I'm also glad
there's only one of you.
I just think it's kind of cool
that we got to time travel.
But, it does make you wonder,
why would you want
a time machine
that just goes back in time
a half hour?
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
DRACULA: Oh, good,
my pizza has arrived.
(EXCLAIMS) I forgot to tell
them no garlic.
Bunnicula,
would you be a dear?
Uh-huh.
Yes, I would like to order
one pepperoni pizza.
Oh
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
And hold the garlic.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(LAUGHS)
MINA: Okay, what did you get
for number 32?
Name two pronouns.
(GIGGLING) Who, me?
It's a joke, see,
'cause "who" and "me",
they're both pronouns.
-All right.
-(SCRATCHING)
(GASPING) What's that sound?
Harold just wants back inside.
Uh, don't you have a dog door?
You know Harold, he's sweet,
but he's a little slow.
No, I'm super-fast.
(PAWS SCREECH)
-Did you miss me?
-No.
But, you just missed
a killer pronoun joke.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
MINA: Did you know that
our parents used to do math
a completely different way?
Oh, my gosh,
that window just opened
by itself!
-It's probably just a ghost.
-"Just a ghost'?
Yeah, my aunt said this place
is all sorts of haunted.
-Haunted?
-Ah, that's awesome.
(GASPING)
I bet it's Bloody Mary.
Oh, my gosh, how amazing
would that be?
Who's Bloody Mary?
(BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY)
What is happening?
If you stand in front
of a creepy mirror,
like this one,
and say, "Bloody Mary"
three times,
then the ghost of Bloody Mary
will appear
and scare you to death.
This sounds like
a terrible idea.
This sounds like
a terrible idea.
See, Marsha knows what's up.
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary
Bunnicula, should I worry
about ghosts in that mirror?
Hello, Bloody Mary?
-Ugh, you try, Mina.
-Ahem.
Bloody Mary
-Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
-CHESTER: Great.
No ghosts in the mirror.
Now, get over here, Bunnicula,
before somebody sees that
they can't see you.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-(CLOCK CHIMES)
Well, I got nothing. I guess
it's up to you, Marsha.
Nuh-uh, come on, girls.
We've got homework due
first thing tomorrow.
(SIGHING) Fine.
I guess doing homework is
better than getting
scared to death.
Is it, Mina?
Hmm, Bloody Mary.
(GRUNTING)
Muddy Harry.
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa, your name is
"Muddy Harry"?
I'll bet you're
a mud monster, right?
(GARGLING)
Oh, my gosh, you're gonna be
my new best friend.
Don't go anywhere,
I need you to meet
my other friends.
Ow!
(CRASHING)
Prepare to have your minds
blown right out of
their socks.
Meet Muddy Harry.
CHESTER: Hmm.
Hey, he was right here!
I swear, there was this
creepy, dirty dude
in the mirror.
Yeah, that's your reflection.
Heh.
We gotta go into the mirror.
Hey, whatever makes you
happy, man.
I'm just not sticking around
to clean up the mess.
Hasta la bye-bye.
But he is real.
I'm going in.
(CLOCK CHIMING)
(GROANING)
Muddy Harry?
Muddy Harry?
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
Oh, it's him!
Let me out, let me out,
let me out.
All right!
Didn't I just let you out,
you crazy nut?
(PANTING)
Muddy Harry?
Why do people bury
all this amazing dirt
in the ground?
It's so weird!
Whoa, I get to meet
a mud monster and a "me,"
all in the same night?
MINA: Harold, come.
Hey, wait up, me.
(PANTING)
Whoa!
MINA: Ah, you know Harold.
He's sweet,
but he's a little slow.
No, I'm super-fast.
(SPLUTTERING)
Wait, I'm the real Harold.
That's my house
and that's my Mina.
Hey, don't let my evil twin
steal my life.
Oh, there's gotta be
another way in.
Did you know that
our parents used to do math
a completely different way?
MARSHA: Oh, my gosh,
that window just opened
by itself!
-It's probably just a ghost.
-"Just a ghost"?
I gotta find Muddy Harry,
he'll know what to do.
(GRUNTING)
Hey, hey, Muddy
(COUGHING)
There's mud in my mouth,
for some reason.
(COUGHING)
Oh, hey, Muddy Harry.
You're back in the mirror.
Muddy Harry.
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa, your name is
"Muddy Harry"?
I'll bet you're
a mud monster, right?
(GARGLING)
Oh, my gosh, you're gonna be
my new best friend.
Muddy Harry turned
into my evil twin?
(COUGHING) Gotta get this mud
out of my mouth.
(SPLASHING)
Springtime fresh.
MARSHA:
But, what about mud ghosts?
MINA: Marsha,
there's no such thing
Hey, guys. Guess what?
-Ugh!
-I dare you to guess
what happened.
Harold, what is your problem?
My problem is that
I can't find Muddy Harry,
but I did find my evil twin.
Don't trust anyone
who looks like me.
Not a problem.
Why are you soaking wet?
Oh, I stuck my head
in the toilet.
(CLOCK CHIMING)
Muddy Harry
keeps going in here
and I keep following him.
-Uh, come with me.
-Harold, no!
Oh, great.
So, there's no ghosts
in the mirror,
but the mirror is a portal
to somewhere.
Well, I'm not going in there
after him.
There is not a force
on this planet
that'll get me to go
into that creepy mirror!
(SCREAMING)
Just so you know,
I don't think you're cute.
Guys, things are
getting weird.
I think we passed
"getting weird"
a half hour ago.
Whoa, I get to meet
a mud monster and a "me,"
all in the same night?
-(DOOR OPENING)
-MINA: Harold, come.
Hey, wait up, me.
Three Harolds.
This is it,
I've finally lost it.
HAROLD: One of my twins just
fell in the mud. What a dummy.
-(CLOCK CHIMING)
-CHESTER: 8:30.
How can it be 8:30?
Unless
(GASPING) Harold, Bunnicula,
come here!
I figured it out!
This mirror is actually
a time machine
that goes backwards
exactly one half hour.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says,
"You're right,"
that mirror used to belong
to his former master.
Wait, Bunnicula,
you knew about this?
Of course you did.
But, that's not the point.
The point is,
this is science-fiction!
This is my jam!
MARSHA: But what about
mud ghosts?
Hey, you guys have twins too.
They're not twins, Harold.
They're duplicates of us,
from the past.
This is why
we can't keep going
through the mirror.
There are already
three Harolds running
around the house.
Can you imagine
what would happen,
if Mina saw
more than one of you?
-Geronimo!
-(GRUNTING)
Three times the love?
CHESTER:
She'll probably think that
there are stray dogs
that look like you,
in the house
and send two of you
off to the animal shelter.
And what if one of
those two versions of you
is actually you?
My brain, it's broken.
Kapow!
Thankfully, you only
went through the mirror
a few times.
So, if we wait in the cellar
for just a couple hours,
the time stream
should catch up with us.
Everything will go
back to normal.
Oh, hey, everybody.
ALL: Hey, Harold.
Welcome to your worst
nightmare.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
How did it get this bad?
Harold's obsessed
with Muddy Harry
and won't stop
going through the mirror.
At this rate,
within 48 hours,
Harold will be the dominant
species on the planet!
-Are you my evil twin?
-No, I'm just Harold.
Hey, that's my name too.
(BOTH GASPING) Brothers!
(ARGUING)
Number 8, here,
just went through
to get a sandwich.
Peanut butter and ham
(GASPING) They got PB and H
in the past?
Oh, bring me some.
We don't know how many times
number 53 here went through,
but it was a lot.
I had to go back in time
40 cat years just to find him.
What?
You got to stop him, Chester.
-(SNIFFING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
How do we stop this nightmare?
It's not exactly science,
but in the latest
Time Pickle graphic novel,
Time Pickle,
Viking Time Pickle and
Rocket Time Pickle
go into a time portal together
and are fused into one,
single, awesome Time Pickle.
We theorize that we can do
the same thing
If all of us go back through
the mirror together,
at the same time.
What he said.
-(PURRING)
-Well, how are we gonna
pull that off,
without Mina and
the girls seeing?
All right, Harolds,
buddy up with your Bunnicula.
It's time to take off.
(GIGGLING)
I'm a ballerina.
-(CLOCK CHIMING)
-Pack 'em in!
It's starting to smell
like wet dog in here.
I'm gonna go back
through the mirror,
where it's a little
less crowded.
There's only one reason
to go through that mirror,
and it's to find Muddy Harry.
Harold, no!
You're Muddy Harry.
You fell in the mud,
and then you went back in time
and saw yourself.
It's just another past version
of you, Harold.
No, that's impossible.
Is it true, Bunnic?
Am I a monster?
Yep. Ha-ha!
Where's Muddy Harry?
Bring me the sandwich.
Look what you did to me.
(STRAINING)
-Look at my butt.
-Look at his butt.
You're Muddy Harry.
This is so messed up.
I just wanted to make friends
with a mud monster.
But, I'm the mud monster.
I'm already friends
with myself.
And now there's so many of me,
that I don't want to be
friends with me.
I don't like to be negative,
but this is a dumb mirror.
-(GRUNTING)
-(MIRROR SHATTERING)
I just wish this mirror
would go away
and then everything
would be back to normal.
(SOBBING)
CHESTER: Harold, they're gone!
When the mirror broke,
the timeline must have reset.
Oh, uh
Well, I'm not exactly sure
what any of that means,
but, good.
Okay, what did you get
for number eight?
I'm glad that you guys
are my friends.
But, I'm also glad
there's only one of you.
I just think it's kind of cool
that we got to time travel.
But, it does make you wonder,
why would you want
a time machine
that just goes back in time
a half hour?
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
DRACULA: Oh, good,
my pizza has arrived.
(EXCLAIMS) I forgot to tell
them no garlic.
Bunnicula,
would you be a dear?
Uh-huh.
Yes, I would like to order
one pepperoni pizza.
Oh
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
And hold the garlic.