Cartel (2021) s01e05 Episode Script
Pyaar ke rang pacchas
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-[Girl 1] Jignesh.
-Yes.
[Kisses]
Jignesh, what are you doing?
-Jignesh!
-Hmm?
What's wrong?
Don't put your hand in.
Hand?
I didn't put in my hand anywhere.
I'll put my hand
in the day you permit me.
My hands are right here.
Those whose hand is it?
[Screaming]
-Jignesh, run! Jignesh, run!
-[Screams]
-Mom! Mom!
-Jignesh, come on!
[Screams]
[Rama] When did you come home
last night?
Last night?
Fifteen minutes after you slept.
When did I sleep?
Fifteen minutes before I came.
It's 14 today, do you know
what comes after eight days?
Fourteen eight days later
Ninth day.
Hold on.
Hello.
Arjun, that was close.
They found a dead body in Aarey.
Aiyappa?
[Major] No idea who he is.
I see.
I'll send Francis,
he'll find out.
Yes.
Arjun, tell me something.
What's on the 22nd?
Hello? Hey Hello.
Arjun
Arjun Let's go.
Let's keep walking. Come on.
How will we lose weight?
[Anna] Mr Khan, I looked everywhere.
Aiyappa has been missing
for two days now.
I looked for him
everywhere non-stop.
[Chiru] Anna
I searched Thane Hospital,
cannabis dens, everywhere.
Aiyappa is nowhere to be found.
Did you ask Madhukar?
Madhu?
Why?
Do you know something?
Dear God!
Anna, what are you saying?
Birds of a feather flock together.
[Khan Sahab] I thought they must've
been together.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
[Chiru] Anna, what's wrong?
After Eid
did Aiyappa
visit Madhu's brothel?
Pay attention! I asked you
if he'd gone there!
[Car door opens]
-[Raghav] Bye, dad.
-Bye.
Raghav.
Yes, dad?
Is the 22nd your birthday?
You're a failure as a dad.
You forgot your son's birthday.
I remember it,
I was trying to test you.
What's on the 22nd?
I don't remember it.
I was a baby then.
It's your 15th wedding anniversary.
Damn it!
Do something special for my Mom.
Special? Hey
She takes after her Mom,
doesn't she?
Right, Boss.
Drop me at Romila's.
-Go to Aarey and find out
what's wrong. -Yes.
[Tambe] Even leopards seem
to be on a diet.
They don't eat the entire body.
This is definitely
a leopard killing.
It's quite common here.
[Sighs]
Leopards aren't the only
predators in this area.
-Mangesh.
-Mangesh!
-Don't kill him. -We'll finish
this matter right here.
Anjali's father had taken a loan.
It's not about the money,
but principles.
Mangesh
A missing report has been filed
for Mangesh five days ago.
Dr Shukla filed it.
-Dr Shukla?
-Yes, sir.
-Call him to the police station.
-Yes, sir.
[Sumi] Yes, okay.
No, I'm gonna give only one take.
It's fine if I get it
or I'm coming back home.
Please, Vaidehi, stop bugging me.
I'm doing this for mine.
[Male 1] Silence.
Don't irritate me more.
I'll hang up now. Bye.
[Male 1] Next.
[Sumi] My Mom.
I don't know
what to say about her.
She was with me when I was happy
and she was with me
when I was sad.
She supported me in my defeats,
celebrated my victories.
She is sleeping right now.
I don't know when she'll wake up.
My dad died a long time ago.
Now my Mom means
the world to me.
How could I leave her?
[Clapping]
[Ahmed] What a take, madam!
I got goosebumps. By God.
Solid performance.
Thank you, Mr Ahmed.
Sir, should I call the next artist?
Save the next artist
for the next film.
I've found a star for my film.
Casting is over!
Come on!
What an awesome take!
[Noor]Ah!
[Doctor 1] You have to dress your
wounds every two days. Okay?
-[Groans]
-I hope the pain has subsided?
Will they send this item here
if I press the button?
This is online shopping.
Uh? What if I don't pay?
Then they'll take it back.
What if I don't let them
take it back?
Just joking. I'll pay them.
Tell me
should I buy the blue or the red?
It's not red. It's maroon.
Yes.
But the blue looks better on me.
On you!
I can't shop for you every day.
It's for Rama.
It's our anniversary.
Fine, you take the blue dress.
-I'll take the maroon and the blue.
-[Madhu's Man] Boss.
Anna is here.
Ask him to wait outside.
Aiyappa told me about your place.
He praised it to the sky.
But your girls look ill.
[Madhu] Come on, Anna.
[Romila] Poor girl was
bitten by a dog.
I see.
A mad dog!
A mad dog.
It must be painful, right?
Get an injection.
Don't take a chance.
Madhukar, I'll leave now.
I remembered some urgent work,
so I must leave.
[Anna] [Other language]
What if he comes here again?
He doesn't have the guts
to attack this place.
He won't come here.
Fine. Hang up now.
I'll talk to you later.
The ACP arrested Tony and Pakya.
[Francis] Dr Shukla spilled
the beans.
He recognised both of them
in front of the ACP.
They'll be presented
in court in an hour.
Should we file a motion
to stay their appearance?
No need. Just reach the court.
[Lawyer 1] Okay.
You know where Shukla lives, right?
[Francis] Yes, boss.
[Dr. Shukla] Mangesh.
Kidnapped from my clinic?
What are you saying?
Doctor, don't lie. You've given
a signed statement to the police.
Signed statement!
Sir, I didn't give
a signed statement.
You didn't? Then what's this?
[Public Prosecutor]
Isn't this your signature?
[Dr Shukla] I trusted the ACP,
so I signed the statement.
He told me
it's a general court order,
so I signed it.
I can't read Marathi.
[Public Prosecutor]
You're lying, Mr Shukla.
[Judge] I can see who is lying
and who is not,
Mr Public Prosecutor.
-[Public Prosecutor] But, sir
-[Judge] That's enough.
ACP Dixit, you should know
witness tampering
is a non-bailable offence.
[Judge] I won't be
so lenient next time.
Case dismissed.
How did you kill him, Major?
Kill him?
Who?
The ramrod,
straight soldier in you.
You're killing the same people
you once fought to protect.
How did you do it?
Mr Dixit, he is not dead.
His posting got changed.
Earlier, he'd fight for his country.
Now he fights for his family.
[Guddu] Sir, it's a great casting!
Superb!
Bollywood has found its
next star pair.
Look at him! The guy is fabulous.
But this girl will create
waves in the industry.
I'm going to show you
her audition.
[Guddu] She did it so well,
she played the character so well.
I forgot the password.
-My wife changes
-Guddu.
-What's his name?
-[Guddu] Javed, sir.
Javed.
The girl acted so well.
Call him tomorrow to office.
Okay, sir. Okay.
[Noor] What Mr Madhu did
was absolutely right.
He was a scoundrel.
No one is right here.
Anna, brother
and I
We are not different
from each other.
No, Bhau.
You guys are different.
[Chuckles softly]
Here.
-It's not needed.
-Keep it.
Katya will drop you
to the station.
We'll call you back
once things calm down.
Hmm?
I've spoken to a plastic surgeon.
Noor's face will shine again.
[Railway announcement]
Kindly pay attention.
15004 Lokmanya Tilak Terminus
Gorakhpur Express is
shortly arriving at platform no. 1.
[Chairman] Javed, right?
Yes, sir.
[Chairman] Stop.
Now turn around.
Will you able to play this role?
Yes, sir. Of course.
I don't think so.
You don't have it.
You know.
No, sir, I am full of it.
I'll be able to do it.
Trust me.
I can do it.
[Chairman] Okay.
Page 21, scene 17.
Let me know when you are ready.
Okay, sir.
Well
In this scene,
I force myself on Anita.
Then do it.
[Thud]
Force yourself on me.
Come on!
I don't have
the whole fking night.
Victor, get him out of here!
-Pintya
-[Pintya] Yes, Bhau.
Are you ready?
[Pintya] No, Bhau.
Come on out.
[Pintya] No, Bhau.
Are you coming out or should
I come there?
[Pintya] Bhau, forget about it.
Come out!
[Abhay laughing]
Damn! Wait.
[Laughing]
[Abhay] My beauty!
-Bhau!
-Come out.
-Bhau
-Come here. Hold this.
-Let me see it.
-What are you doing?
Stay still.
Make a pose for photos.
Pop your a out.
Pop your a out and push
your rack forward.
More! Open your chest.
Yes. Spread your hands like girls.
You
We're sending this to Maya,
not Chairman.
Like this. This one.
Stand still.
[Giggling]
Now quickly put on
the brown one.
-Bhau.
-Yes?
I'll take the pictures,
you put on the dress.
Come here.
Give it to me.
Give me the phone.
Wear the brown dress, naked girl.
[Rama] Your teeth will have cavities
if you eat so much cake.
Enough. Eat something else.
[Madhu] Eat it, don't worry.
Madhu, give him bhakri.
It's okay, eat the cake.
Pampered brat.
-You take the bhakri.
-[Riya] Mom.
[Riya] Is there a movie you haven't
been able to watch completely?
Please don't remind me of it.
-I'll break the plate on his head.
-[Laughs]
Never heard that story, Rama.
Remember that Ajay Devgan film?
Once Upon A Time in Mumbaai.
I could never watch it completely.
I had to leave it in midway,
all thanks to Madhukar.
-What do you mean?
-Say
First time, we were watching it
at the theatre.
He picked a fight with two goons.
He beat them up so much,
they stopped the screening.
[Rama] Second time,
I saw it till the interval.
I was pregnant with him then.
He started kicking from inside.
He wanted to come out
at that time.
We went straight to the hospital
from the theatre.
The third time,
I was watching it at home.
I got the news that he was arrested.
The Raosaheb case.
I had to change the channel.
But Raghav kicked you from inside.
What's this fault?
Tell him.
How did Raghav get there?
Did you say a prayer?
I used my weapon.
-Brother.
-What?
-Show me
-With my weapon.
Hey! Give me that onion!
-Give me that onion!
-[Laughs]
[Laughs and Sumi screaming]
-Sumi?
-What happened?
-What happened?
-What's wrong?
-Sumi, what's the matter?
-What happened? Tell us.
-Two days, she went for an audition.
-So?
-The director just called her.
-Yes?
Your sister is
going to be an actor.
-Really?
-[groans]
[Shouts]
Bhau, I'm not a young girl!
You'll always be my little sister.
-Little sister!
-I'll bring curd and sugar.
Are we saving that cake
for Christmas or what?
[Madhu] Give it to me.
Give me a piece.
-[Madhu] Give me a piece.
-[Laughs]
Give me a piece.
Give me a piece.
Come on, my heroine!
-Apply some to your face.
-Brother.
-Hey!
-Tell him.
-Put some to your face.
-No, Bhau
Motherfker!
[Laughs]
[Abhay] What's going on?
Sumi has passed the audition!
Our sister has become an actress!
What are you saying, brother?
How are you, my heroine?
Raghav, give it to me!
[Chairman] Darling.
Whatever you have to say,
it better be good.
You got two minutes. Shoot.
[Girl 1] I take only one.
Harder, baby!
Come on, harder!
We're in the middle overs
right now.
[Yograj] In the last five overs,
I'll hit all over the park.
-Fk me!
-Harder, baby! Come on.
-Is this Yogra?
-Same.
The Vice Captain
of Indian Cricket Team.
And this are just highlights.
I have the entire match at home,
it's recorded.
What do you want?
Fifty Shades of Love.
Main lead.
We're done with the casting, love.
I've used my one minute.
The other one is for you.
So decide.
I want to be a donkey
in my next life.
-A donkey?
-Why?
Because when a donkey
gets aroused,
-his dk touches to the ground.
-Come on, brother.
-It's so long!
-What are you
[Laughs]
That's why there's a saying
in Marathi.
-May donkey sleep with your Mom.
-You talk nonsense.
[Major] There are people sleeping
in the house.
If someone calls me a donkey,
I'll take that as a blessing.
I knew things would go wrong.
-Sumi?
-[Sumi] I just knew it.
What happened? Did anyone taunt you?
I lost the role.
How?
That role was mine till evening.
Uncle Chairman called
the director and then I don't know.
[Madhu] What are you saying?
Are you acting in Chairman's movie?
Yes, brother.
Bhau, please talk to him.
Please talk to him.
-Talk to him
-Brother.
-[Madhu] What do you mean?
-Brother, just a second.
Sumi, it's our mom's rule.
-We don't mix business and family.
-[Madhu] Get it?
What?
Don't you break rules for Shweta?
Are you taking advantage
of the fact that my Mom
is in a coma?
-I'll break your jaw
-Stop.
What are you doing? No
Do you know why our mother
is in a coma? Who caused it?
Don't you know?
Are you sure Chairman is not behind
the attack on our mother?
Are you absolutely sure?
No, right?
Shameless girl!
You're pleading us
for a two-bit film.
Don't cry in front of us!
Do that in front of a camera.
[Major] Sumi.
Arjun stopped me,
but mother would've bashed you.
She's just a young girl.
Then she should behave like one.
She should listen to her elders!
I'm older than you.
Remember that.
They screwed me over!
[Anna] Hey, girl.
Look at me.
Where is Aiyappa?
I'm asking you.
Is Aiyappa alive?
Aiyappa is not just my brother,
he is like a son to me.
No harm should come to him.
If any harm comes to him,
you are
I won't keep quiet.
I'll burn you alive, bury you.
What?
I asked you something.
Is Aiyappa alive?
[Screams]
[Laughs]
He's gone!
Aiyappa is gone!
He died like a dog.
Died a terrible death!
Impotent!
Damn it!
[Maya chuckles]
Why is Pintya
wearing girls's dresses?
[Laughs]
Because he is my first love.
So I made him wear those.
Did you like those dresses
in the photos?
Very sexy.
Right?
I got that for you.
Anniversary gifting.
Happy first month.
Because I hang out with you,
my choice has become gentry.
-Gentry?
-[Abhay] Yes.
Silly.
You're a chicken chilli.
-[Laughs]
-[Abhay] Maya.
I don't have words
for my feelings.
Forget this first month.
I'll love you passionately
till we have our first child.
Every day.
After that?
We'll have a second child.
[Abhay] Then we'll third child,
fourth, fifth.
And then our team.
Then, a village, a city.
There will be a love story.
We'll make our own China.
Crazy.
I'm crazy for you.
Okay, good night. Hang up.
I'll hang up now. Listen.
[Sighs]
I love you.
Damn it! Come on!
Bhau, sister-in-law.
-Is your hand clean?
-Yes.
But the feeling is right.
Were you making me jealous?
My multi-coloured rainbow.
[Laughs]
It's done.
We're good to go.
[Maya's Uncle] Great job, Maya.
Thank you, uncle.
Present Day
[Anna] Aiyappa.
Your brother promises you.
Madhu, his wife, his son
His entire family
I won't spare any one of them.
I'll kill them viciously.
-[Girl 1] Jignesh.
-Yes.
[Kisses]
Jignesh, what are you doing?
-Jignesh!
-Hmm?
What's wrong?
Don't put your hand in.
Hand?
I didn't put in my hand anywhere.
I'll put my hand
in the day you permit me.
My hands are right here.
Those whose hand is it?
[Screaming]
-Jignesh, run! Jignesh, run!
-[Screams]
-Mom! Mom!
-Jignesh, come on!
[Screams]
[Rama] When did you come home
last night?
Last night?
Fifteen minutes after you slept.
When did I sleep?
Fifteen minutes before I came.
It's 14 today, do you know
what comes after eight days?
Fourteen eight days later
Ninth day.
Hold on.
Hello.
Arjun, that was close.
They found a dead body in Aarey.
Aiyappa?
[Major] No idea who he is.
I see.
I'll send Francis,
he'll find out.
Yes.
Arjun, tell me something.
What's on the 22nd?
Hello? Hey Hello.
Arjun
Arjun Let's go.
Let's keep walking. Come on.
How will we lose weight?
[Anna] Mr Khan, I looked everywhere.
Aiyappa has been missing
for two days now.
I looked for him
everywhere non-stop.
[Chiru] Anna
I searched Thane Hospital,
cannabis dens, everywhere.
Aiyappa is nowhere to be found.
Did you ask Madhukar?
Madhu?
Why?
Do you know something?
Dear God!
Anna, what are you saying?
Birds of a feather flock together.
[Khan Sahab] I thought they must've
been together.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
[Chiru] Anna, what's wrong?
After Eid
did Aiyappa
visit Madhu's brothel?
Pay attention! I asked you
if he'd gone there!
[Car door opens]
-[Raghav] Bye, dad.
-Bye.
Raghav.
Yes, dad?
Is the 22nd your birthday?
You're a failure as a dad.
You forgot your son's birthday.
I remember it,
I was trying to test you.
What's on the 22nd?
I don't remember it.
I was a baby then.
It's your 15th wedding anniversary.
Damn it!
Do something special for my Mom.
Special? Hey
She takes after her Mom,
doesn't she?
Right, Boss.
Drop me at Romila's.
-Go to Aarey and find out
what's wrong. -Yes.
[Tambe] Even leopards seem
to be on a diet.
They don't eat the entire body.
This is definitely
a leopard killing.
It's quite common here.
[Sighs]
Leopards aren't the only
predators in this area.
-Mangesh.
-Mangesh!
-Don't kill him. -We'll finish
this matter right here.
Anjali's father had taken a loan.
It's not about the money,
but principles.
Mangesh
A missing report has been filed
for Mangesh five days ago.
Dr Shukla filed it.
-Dr Shukla?
-Yes, sir.
-Call him to the police station.
-Yes, sir.
[Sumi] Yes, okay.
No, I'm gonna give only one take.
It's fine if I get it
or I'm coming back home.
Please, Vaidehi, stop bugging me.
I'm doing this for mine.
[Male 1] Silence.
Don't irritate me more.
I'll hang up now. Bye.
[Male 1] Next.
[Sumi] My Mom.
I don't know
what to say about her.
She was with me when I was happy
and she was with me
when I was sad.
She supported me in my defeats,
celebrated my victories.
She is sleeping right now.
I don't know when she'll wake up.
My dad died a long time ago.
Now my Mom means
the world to me.
How could I leave her?
[Clapping]
[Ahmed] What a take, madam!
I got goosebumps. By God.
Solid performance.
Thank you, Mr Ahmed.
Sir, should I call the next artist?
Save the next artist
for the next film.
I've found a star for my film.
Casting is over!
Come on!
What an awesome take!
[Noor]Ah!
[Doctor 1] You have to dress your
wounds every two days. Okay?
-[Groans]
-I hope the pain has subsided?
Will they send this item here
if I press the button?
This is online shopping.
Uh? What if I don't pay?
Then they'll take it back.
What if I don't let them
take it back?
Just joking. I'll pay them.
Tell me
should I buy the blue or the red?
It's not red. It's maroon.
Yes.
But the blue looks better on me.
On you!
I can't shop for you every day.
It's for Rama.
It's our anniversary.
Fine, you take the blue dress.
-I'll take the maroon and the blue.
-[Madhu's Man] Boss.
Anna is here.
Ask him to wait outside.
Aiyappa told me about your place.
He praised it to the sky.
But your girls look ill.
[Madhu] Come on, Anna.
[Romila] Poor girl was
bitten by a dog.
I see.
A mad dog!
A mad dog.
It must be painful, right?
Get an injection.
Don't take a chance.
Madhukar, I'll leave now.
I remembered some urgent work,
so I must leave.
[Anna] [Other language]
What if he comes here again?
He doesn't have the guts
to attack this place.
He won't come here.
Fine. Hang up now.
I'll talk to you later.
The ACP arrested Tony and Pakya.
[Francis] Dr Shukla spilled
the beans.
He recognised both of them
in front of the ACP.
They'll be presented
in court in an hour.
Should we file a motion
to stay their appearance?
No need. Just reach the court.
[Lawyer 1] Okay.
You know where Shukla lives, right?
[Francis] Yes, boss.
[Dr. Shukla] Mangesh.
Kidnapped from my clinic?
What are you saying?
Doctor, don't lie. You've given
a signed statement to the police.
Signed statement!
Sir, I didn't give
a signed statement.
You didn't? Then what's this?
[Public Prosecutor]
Isn't this your signature?
[Dr Shukla] I trusted the ACP,
so I signed the statement.
He told me
it's a general court order,
so I signed it.
I can't read Marathi.
[Public Prosecutor]
You're lying, Mr Shukla.
[Judge] I can see who is lying
and who is not,
Mr Public Prosecutor.
-[Public Prosecutor] But, sir
-[Judge] That's enough.
ACP Dixit, you should know
witness tampering
is a non-bailable offence.
[Judge] I won't be
so lenient next time.
Case dismissed.
How did you kill him, Major?
Kill him?
Who?
The ramrod,
straight soldier in you.
You're killing the same people
you once fought to protect.
How did you do it?
Mr Dixit, he is not dead.
His posting got changed.
Earlier, he'd fight for his country.
Now he fights for his family.
[Guddu] Sir, it's a great casting!
Superb!
Bollywood has found its
next star pair.
Look at him! The guy is fabulous.
But this girl will create
waves in the industry.
I'm going to show you
her audition.
[Guddu] She did it so well,
she played the character so well.
I forgot the password.
-My wife changes
-Guddu.
-What's his name?
-[Guddu] Javed, sir.
Javed.
The girl acted so well.
Call him tomorrow to office.
Okay, sir. Okay.
[Noor] What Mr Madhu did
was absolutely right.
He was a scoundrel.
No one is right here.
Anna, brother
and I
We are not different
from each other.
No, Bhau.
You guys are different.
[Chuckles softly]
Here.
-It's not needed.
-Keep it.
Katya will drop you
to the station.
We'll call you back
once things calm down.
Hmm?
I've spoken to a plastic surgeon.
Noor's face will shine again.
[Railway announcement]
Kindly pay attention.
15004 Lokmanya Tilak Terminus
Gorakhpur Express is
shortly arriving at platform no. 1.
[Chairman] Javed, right?
Yes, sir.
[Chairman] Stop.
Now turn around.
Will you able to play this role?
Yes, sir. Of course.
I don't think so.
You don't have it.
You know.
No, sir, I am full of it.
I'll be able to do it.
Trust me.
I can do it.
[Chairman] Okay.
Page 21, scene 17.
Let me know when you are ready.
Okay, sir.
Well
In this scene,
I force myself on Anita.
Then do it.
[Thud]
Force yourself on me.
Come on!
I don't have
the whole fking night.
Victor, get him out of here!
-Pintya
-[Pintya] Yes, Bhau.
Are you ready?
[Pintya] No, Bhau.
Come on out.
[Pintya] No, Bhau.
Are you coming out or should
I come there?
[Pintya] Bhau, forget about it.
Come out!
[Abhay laughing]
Damn! Wait.
[Laughing]
[Abhay] My beauty!
-Bhau!
-Come out.
-Bhau
-Come here. Hold this.
-Let me see it.
-What are you doing?
Stay still.
Make a pose for photos.
Pop your a out.
Pop your a out and push
your rack forward.
More! Open your chest.
Yes. Spread your hands like girls.
You
We're sending this to Maya,
not Chairman.
Like this. This one.
Stand still.
[Giggling]
Now quickly put on
the brown one.
-Bhau.
-Yes?
I'll take the pictures,
you put on the dress.
Come here.
Give it to me.
Give me the phone.
Wear the brown dress, naked girl.
[Rama] Your teeth will have cavities
if you eat so much cake.
Enough. Eat something else.
[Madhu] Eat it, don't worry.
Madhu, give him bhakri.
It's okay, eat the cake.
Pampered brat.
-You take the bhakri.
-[Riya] Mom.
[Riya] Is there a movie you haven't
been able to watch completely?
Please don't remind me of it.
-I'll break the plate on his head.
-[Laughs]
Never heard that story, Rama.
Remember that Ajay Devgan film?
Once Upon A Time in Mumbaai.
I could never watch it completely.
I had to leave it in midway,
all thanks to Madhukar.
-What do you mean?
-Say
First time, we were watching it
at the theatre.
He picked a fight with two goons.
He beat them up so much,
they stopped the screening.
[Rama] Second time,
I saw it till the interval.
I was pregnant with him then.
He started kicking from inside.
He wanted to come out
at that time.
We went straight to the hospital
from the theatre.
The third time,
I was watching it at home.
I got the news that he was arrested.
The Raosaheb case.
I had to change the channel.
But Raghav kicked you from inside.
What's this fault?
Tell him.
How did Raghav get there?
Did you say a prayer?
I used my weapon.
-Brother.
-What?
-Show me
-With my weapon.
Hey! Give me that onion!
-Give me that onion!
-[Laughs]
[Laughs and Sumi screaming]
-Sumi?
-What happened?
-What happened?
-What's wrong?
-Sumi, what's the matter?
-What happened? Tell us.
-Two days, she went for an audition.
-So?
-The director just called her.
-Yes?
Your sister is
going to be an actor.
-Really?
-[groans]
[Shouts]
Bhau, I'm not a young girl!
You'll always be my little sister.
-Little sister!
-I'll bring curd and sugar.
Are we saving that cake
for Christmas or what?
[Madhu] Give it to me.
Give me a piece.
-[Madhu] Give me a piece.
-[Laughs]
Give me a piece.
Give me a piece.
Come on, my heroine!
-Apply some to your face.
-Brother.
-Hey!
-Tell him.
-Put some to your face.
-No, Bhau
Motherfker!
[Laughs]
[Abhay] What's going on?
Sumi has passed the audition!
Our sister has become an actress!
What are you saying, brother?
How are you, my heroine?
Raghav, give it to me!
[Chairman] Darling.
Whatever you have to say,
it better be good.
You got two minutes. Shoot.
[Girl 1] I take only one.
Harder, baby!
Come on, harder!
We're in the middle overs
right now.
[Yograj] In the last five overs,
I'll hit all over the park.
-Fk me!
-Harder, baby! Come on.
-Is this Yogra?
-Same.
The Vice Captain
of Indian Cricket Team.
And this are just highlights.
I have the entire match at home,
it's recorded.
What do you want?
Fifty Shades of Love.
Main lead.
We're done with the casting, love.
I've used my one minute.
The other one is for you.
So decide.
I want to be a donkey
in my next life.
-A donkey?
-Why?
Because when a donkey
gets aroused,
-his dk touches to the ground.
-Come on, brother.
-It's so long!
-What are you
[Laughs]
That's why there's a saying
in Marathi.
-May donkey sleep with your Mom.
-You talk nonsense.
[Major] There are people sleeping
in the house.
If someone calls me a donkey,
I'll take that as a blessing.
I knew things would go wrong.
-Sumi?
-[Sumi] I just knew it.
What happened? Did anyone taunt you?
I lost the role.
How?
That role was mine till evening.
Uncle Chairman called
the director and then I don't know.
[Madhu] What are you saying?
Are you acting in Chairman's movie?
Yes, brother.
Bhau, please talk to him.
Please talk to him.
-Talk to him
-Brother.
-[Madhu] What do you mean?
-Brother, just a second.
Sumi, it's our mom's rule.
-We don't mix business and family.
-[Madhu] Get it?
What?
Don't you break rules for Shweta?
Are you taking advantage
of the fact that my Mom
is in a coma?
-I'll break your jaw
-Stop.
What are you doing? No
Do you know why our mother
is in a coma? Who caused it?
Don't you know?
Are you sure Chairman is not behind
the attack on our mother?
Are you absolutely sure?
No, right?
Shameless girl!
You're pleading us
for a two-bit film.
Don't cry in front of us!
Do that in front of a camera.
[Major] Sumi.
Arjun stopped me,
but mother would've bashed you.
She's just a young girl.
Then she should behave like one.
She should listen to her elders!
I'm older than you.
Remember that.
They screwed me over!
[Anna] Hey, girl.
Look at me.
Where is Aiyappa?
I'm asking you.
Is Aiyappa alive?
Aiyappa is not just my brother,
he is like a son to me.
No harm should come to him.
If any harm comes to him,
you are
I won't keep quiet.
I'll burn you alive, bury you.
What?
I asked you something.
Is Aiyappa alive?
[Screams]
[Laughs]
He's gone!
Aiyappa is gone!
He died like a dog.
Died a terrible death!
Impotent!
Damn it!
[Maya chuckles]
Why is Pintya
wearing girls's dresses?
[Laughs]
Because he is my first love.
So I made him wear those.
Did you like those dresses
in the photos?
Very sexy.
Right?
I got that for you.
Anniversary gifting.
Happy first month.
Because I hang out with you,
my choice has become gentry.
-Gentry?
-[Abhay] Yes.
Silly.
You're a chicken chilli.
-[Laughs]
-[Abhay] Maya.
I don't have words
for my feelings.
Forget this first month.
I'll love you passionately
till we have our first child.
Every day.
After that?
We'll have a second child.
[Abhay] Then we'll third child,
fourth, fifth.
And then our team.
Then, a village, a city.
There will be a love story.
We'll make our own China.
Crazy.
I'm crazy for you.
Okay, good night. Hang up.
I'll hang up now. Listen.
[Sighs]
I love you.
Damn it! Come on!
Bhau, sister-in-law.
-Is your hand clean?
-Yes.
But the feeling is right.
Were you making me jealous?
My multi-coloured rainbow.
[Laughs]
It's done.
We're good to go.
[Maya's Uncle] Great job, Maya.
Thank you, uncle.
Present Day
[Anna] Aiyappa.
Your brother promises you.
Madhu, his wife, his son
His entire family
I won't spare any one of them.
I'll kill them viciously.