Classified (2023) s01e05 Episode Script
Episode 5
[in SeTswana] You want to open an account,
right?
I can taste the freedom, my friend.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
WATCH TONIGHT?
PICK SOMETHING ROMANTIC
BUT NOT TOO ON-THE-NOSE
ARE YOUR FOLKS EVEN COOL
WITH YOU GOING OUT?
[in isiZulu] Chiefs for life.
NO IDEA WHAT TO WEAR TONIGH
I'VE CHANGED 10 TIMES ALREADY AND
NOW BACK IN MY PYJAMAS
MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT'S
WYNAND WEARING?
Can you chat downstairs?
WHY CAN'T WE CHAT HERE?
NOW!!
NOKO, A LITTLE STRESSED
ABOUT TOMORROW
WANNA QUICKLY RUN LINES?
I CAN COME TO YOUR CRIB?
AWESOME LOOKING FORWARD TO I
BOOKED TICKETS
AWESOME MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE
FOR DINNER
[in Venda] Yes, my boys!
[in Venda] That’s how you play soccer!
[in Venda] That’s how soccer is played.
[in Venda] You are doing great boys.
[in Venda] Grandma, this is Ella.
SEE YOU IN 15?
MY STEPMOM JUST PULLED ME INTO SOME
CRAP HAVE TO CANCEL MOVIES TONIGH
OH, THAT'S A BUMMER.
MOMSHUH?
I PROMISE TO MAKE IT UP
YOU BETTER! KENYAN POLITICAL
ARGUMENTS REACHED BOILING POIN
Are you still a VIRGIN?
Yes? No?
ANSWERRRRRRR!
FUCK OFF!
[in Venda] Can I help you?
[in Venda] What are you looking for?
[in Venda]
What are you looking for in here?
[in Venda] Get out!
[in Venda] Get out, young lady.
- [in Venda] Leave!
- It just draws you in.
[in Venda] Leave!
[in Venda] I wonder what she stole.
[Zuri in Swahili] You’re not my father!
[Zuri in Swahili]
You’re not my father, okay?
[Peter in Swahili] You’re crazy!
[Dawoud in Swahili] Excuse me.
[In Venda] Please watch out for this girl.
[In Venda] She’s a witch.
[In Venda] I don’t know who sent her
[In Venda] but she’s a witch.
[Noko in Venda] No way, Grandma.
[In Venda] Is this the lie she told you?
[Magogo in Venda] That nose
is of the Dididi people.
[Magogo in Venda]
Those people are very dangerous.
[Noko in Venda]
Barnabas, please help granny.
New Wife: Mission Accomplished?
Wynand: Almost ready to go?
right?
I can taste the freedom, my friend.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
WATCH TONIGHT?
PICK SOMETHING ROMANTIC
BUT NOT TOO ON-THE-NOSE
ARE YOUR FOLKS EVEN COOL
WITH YOU GOING OUT?
[in isiZulu] Chiefs for life.
NO IDEA WHAT TO WEAR TONIGH
I'VE CHANGED 10 TIMES ALREADY AND
NOW BACK IN MY PYJAMAS
MORE IMPORTANTLY WHAT'S
WYNAND WEARING?
Can you chat downstairs?
WHY CAN'T WE CHAT HERE?
NOW!!
NOKO, A LITTLE STRESSED
ABOUT TOMORROW
WANNA QUICKLY RUN LINES?
I CAN COME TO YOUR CRIB?
AWESOME LOOKING FORWARD TO I
BOOKED TICKETS
AWESOME MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE
FOR DINNER
[in Venda] Yes, my boys!
[in Venda] That’s how you play soccer!
[in Venda] That’s how soccer is played.
[in Venda] You are doing great boys.
[in Venda] Grandma, this is Ella.
SEE YOU IN 15?
MY STEPMOM JUST PULLED ME INTO SOME
CRAP HAVE TO CANCEL MOVIES TONIGH
OH, THAT'S A BUMMER.
MOMSHUH?
I PROMISE TO MAKE IT UP
YOU BETTER! KENYAN POLITICAL
ARGUMENTS REACHED BOILING POIN
Are you still a VIRGIN?
Yes? No?
ANSWERRRRRRR!
FUCK OFF!
[in Venda] Can I help you?
[in Venda] What are you looking for?
[in Venda]
What are you looking for in here?
[in Venda] Get out!
[in Venda] Get out, young lady.
- [in Venda] Leave!
- It just draws you in.
[in Venda] Leave!
[in Venda] I wonder what she stole.
[Zuri in Swahili] You’re not my father!
[Zuri in Swahili]
You’re not my father, okay?
[Peter in Swahili] You’re crazy!
[Dawoud in Swahili] Excuse me.
[In Venda] Please watch out for this girl.
[In Venda] She’s a witch.
[In Venda] I don’t know who sent her
[In Venda] but she’s a witch.
[Noko in Venda] No way, Grandma.
[In Venda] Is this the lie she told you?
[Magogo in Venda] That nose
is of the Dididi people.
[Magogo in Venda]
Those people are very dangerous.
[Noko in Venda]
Barnabas, please help granny.
New Wife: Mission Accomplished?
Wynand: Almost ready to go?