Cleaners (2013) s01e05 Episode Script
The Dummy Trap
1 I tell you about the kid, you had to push me out of the way and take it all for yourself? That little mission weâre planning, itâs happening tonight.
This little piggy went "wee wee wee" all the way home.
The access codes to the stolen funds of Barryâs 57 million? We have it.
Get down! They wonât hurt him.
How do you know that? We used to work for the people that have him, until she tried to have us cleaned.
What is it with this kid? Everyone wants a piece of him.
Without Tyler, thereâs no money.
I donât think he knows anything.
His brain is like a bank safety deposit box is and you need the right key.
I have that key.
This.
Well, that would seem that I have the bank vault.
So youâre suggesting another deal? Tomorrow morning, 9 a.
m.
, room 111, Sierra Palona.
You screw this up, I will gut you like a pig.
Letâs Letâs do this.
How predictable.
Hang tight while I do a sweep of the room.
Wanna go first? Youâre up, Poindexter.
Do you mind? Please.
Come on, kid.
Letâs go crack open that beautiful mind of yours.
Hey, son.
Come here! Dad! Ha-ha-ha! Thattaboy! Oh, how nice.
A Kodak moment.
Can we please get the fuck on with this? All right, you ready? Ready for what? Come one.
come on, letâs go.
No.
Come on, letâs go.
No! No, no, no! Tyler.
One, one, one! Tyler.
Too many ones! Too many ones! Tyler! One, one, one! Whatâs going on? Iâd like to know the same thing.
Can you control your child? He wonât go in the room.
I can goddamn see that.
Why? Shit! Itâs the consecutive numbers.
He freaks out in rooms with three consecutive numbers.
Oh, for the love of Christ.
Just relax, relax.
Iâll get us another room, all right? Iâll go with you.
Yes.
Make it quick.
You stay with me.
Back in a second, okay? You stay here.
Hurry up.
Too many ones! Behave , else I will rip your head off.
Iâm not kidding.
Good boy.
Try or say anything apart from "I want another room," and Iâll snap your neck like a dry twig.
Iâd like another room.
Something wrong with the one you got? Please, just give me another room.
Any one will do.
Whatâs the number of the room youâre gonna give me? One-fifteen, that all right with you, your majesty? Thatâs fine.
Thatâs fine.
Thanks.
Take a photo, mister.
Can we please just get this over with now? My thoughts exactly.
What the hell is that? Thatâs the trigger.
We learned at an early age, that Tyler was able to remember anything, no matter how complicated, especially numbers.
Weâd play a certain piece of music while he was scanning.
Once heâd finish weâd stop the music.
But Tyler was never able to remember a thing unless-- You played the right music.
Hmm.
So he really had no idea what we wanted from him.
None at all.
And once I play this, it will all come out, and once it does, that part of his memory will be erased and heâll never be able to recite it again.
Thatâs actually very impressive.
So no one could have access to his mind or the money.
Not without the right song.
Ready, son? Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O What the hell? You dirty fucking bitch! Oh.
Well, thatâs no way to talk to a lady.
I ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
Iâd like to see you try.
Well, Iâd like to give it a try.
Come on, handsome.
Ooh! You want some more? Ah, this is gonna be fun.
Heh.
And a nay-nay there Here a nay, There a nay Everywhere a nay nay Moo moo here Moo moo there Here a moo, there a moo Everywhere a moo moo Oink oink here For Godâs sake, whatâs going on, Barry? Itâs been a nice warm-up, Whereâs the main act? Come on.
Come on! Go! I donât want to play! No, this is not how itâs meant to work! Maybe âcause heâs already been activated.
Goddamn it! Once heâs recited it, that part of his memory is erased, isnât that what you said? We already sung him that song.
You fucking lied to me.
Language, Barry.
Thereâs a kid present.
Hey, Tyler.
Hi, Veronica! This whole room swap thing was a set-up.
She knew the kid was gonna react that way the whole time.
Itâs called "bonding," Mother.
Maybe one day, youâll get what that means.
And just where exactly is your other half? Wait, wait, wait! Aah! Letâs go.
Youâre a goddamn psycho.
now youâre just trying to get in my pants.
Come on, V.
Darling, you know it doesnât have to end like this.
Think of everything weâve been through.
Think of every thing Iâve done for you Firstly, donât call me V.
Secondly, you kind of lost any goodwill once you tried to have us killed.
By the way, whatâs up with your faithful little monkey? You look like you put on some weight.
Oh, shit.
Tyler! Get down! Mommy! Oh, Tyler! What the hell is going on out there? Itâs a goddamn massacre.
Ha-ha-ha! But I saved him, baby.
I saved our boy.
Look at us, weâre together again.
The family.
The Maddens! Ha, ha! They have it, Eileen.
The girls have it.
The codes, the passwords to all the money! We just have to wait till they kill each other, and then weâre gonna go grab it! Look, I-I-I-- I know I-- Iâve been an ass, I know, a horrible ass.
but I-Iâll make it up to you, I promise.
Iâll make amends, to you and to the boy.
I-I promise.
Hear that? Thatâs the sound of $57 million.
Ours for the taking.
Ours! Baby, you see that office over there? Uh huh.
I want you to go in there.
I want you to shut the door, and cover your ears, okay? Okay, go on.
Oh, really? Really? You want to have this out now? For Godâs sakes, woman, clean out your ears! I-I said Iâm sorry.
You did, Barry, and I did hear you.
The thing is Whoa, whoa, whoa! Iâm just not listening.
Have you lost your mind? They say "Paybackâs a bitch.
" I guess Iâm the bitch, baby.
Jesus! Eileen! We can work this out.
I-I promise.
Just like the promises you made on our wedding day? Do you remember those? Do you remember our vows, Barry? I can now only recall one right now No! "Till death do us part.
" Get up.
Okay, ready? Naughty, naughty, naughty boy! Mother? Mother! Retirement itâs not what itâs cracked up to be Whyâd she wanna kill us? Sheâs the scorpion and weâre just her frogs.
It was in her nature.
Donât take this personally.
It was just business.
And in this biz, when youâre gonna walk away, you canât leave any tracks.
Thatâs all we were to her? A couple of boot stains in the dirt? Itâs all we ever are.
She would have tried to kill me too.
She was a scorpion.
So why do you look so sad? Because sheâs all I had.
Now Iâm just a samurai without a master.
Truce? [ I guess not.
My whole career, I never got shot.
I meet you girls twice.
If you stick around, I canât promise you it will be the last.
Okay, okay, move in.
Okay.
I think the money belongs to you.
I think it belongs to all of us.
Roxie, get the car.
We gotta hightail it out of here.
Eileen, you go with them.
If you stick around, the FBIâs gonna give you hell, and youâve been through enough.
Thank you, Agent Barnes.
Bye, Tyler.
What are you doing? UmI think Iâm dying.
Might seem normal to you, but to me, itâs a little premature.
Youâre not gonna die.
Good, you should know.
Youâre an expert when it comes to death.
Donât make me say it.
Say what? I told you not to make me say it.
I literally donât know what youâre talking about.
I want you to come with us.
Thatâs what I thought youâd say.
Donât, asshole.
Ow! Iâm dying here, remember? Listen, someone has to stick around here, clean up this mess.
Why are you doing this? Maybe âcause Iâmtoo noble.
But listen, if I do keep my job, Iâll be able to track you down using all the resources of the United States government.
Hmm, yeah? They have a paranormal division? Yeah, âcause youâre a ghost.
Well, Iâll see you on the other side.
Yeah.
[.]
Go! We got a live one here! So, all this is the result of your so-called heroics? Yeah, Iâm a one-man band.
You have a lot of explaining to do, Agent Barnes.
And I will, just as soon as this fine gentleman put this egg back together again.
Iâm so fucked.
So youâre telling me that the guy in the reception is escaped fugitive Barry Madden.
Yes, sir.
And the dead guy in Room 111 is still unknown? Yes, sir.
As is this one here? Yes, sir.
Was a body removed from here? No sir, nothingâs been tampered with.
All waiting for you.
So whose blood is that? Subs ripped by = J0rpp3 = HI-subs removed Season 2 to follow 2014
This little piggy went "wee wee wee" all the way home.
The access codes to the stolen funds of Barryâs 57 million? We have it.
Get down! They wonât hurt him.
How do you know that? We used to work for the people that have him, until she tried to have us cleaned.
What is it with this kid? Everyone wants a piece of him.
Without Tyler, thereâs no money.
I donât think he knows anything.
His brain is like a bank safety deposit box is and you need the right key.
I have that key.
This.
Well, that would seem that I have the bank vault.
So youâre suggesting another deal? Tomorrow morning, 9 a.
m.
, room 111, Sierra Palona.
You screw this up, I will gut you like a pig.
Letâs Letâs do this.
How predictable.
Hang tight while I do a sweep of the room.
Wanna go first? Youâre up, Poindexter.
Do you mind? Please.
Come on, kid.
Letâs go crack open that beautiful mind of yours.
Hey, son.
Come here! Dad! Ha-ha-ha! Thattaboy! Oh, how nice.
A Kodak moment.
Can we please get the fuck on with this? All right, you ready? Ready for what? Come one.
come on, letâs go.
No.
Come on, letâs go.
No! No, no, no! Tyler.
One, one, one! Tyler.
Too many ones! Too many ones! Tyler! One, one, one! Whatâs going on? Iâd like to know the same thing.
Can you control your child? He wonât go in the room.
I can goddamn see that.
Why? Shit! Itâs the consecutive numbers.
He freaks out in rooms with three consecutive numbers.
Oh, for the love of Christ.
Just relax, relax.
Iâll get us another room, all right? Iâll go with you.
Yes.
Make it quick.
You stay with me.
Back in a second, okay? You stay here.
Hurry up.
Too many ones! Behave , else I will rip your head off.
Iâm not kidding.
Good boy.
Try or say anything apart from "I want another room," and Iâll snap your neck like a dry twig.
Iâd like another room.
Something wrong with the one you got? Please, just give me another room.
Any one will do.
Whatâs the number of the room youâre gonna give me? One-fifteen, that all right with you, your majesty? Thatâs fine.
Thatâs fine.
Thanks.
Take a photo, mister.
Can we please just get this over with now? My thoughts exactly.
What the hell is that? Thatâs the trigger.
We learned at an early age, that Tyler was able to remember anything, no matter how complicated, especially numbers.
Weâd play a certain piece of music while he was scanning.
Once heâd finish weâd stop the music.
But Tyler was never able to remember a thing unless-- You played the right music.
Hmm.
So he really had no idea what we wanted from him.
None at all.
And once I play this, it will all come out, and once it does, that part of his memory will be erased and heâll never be able to recite it again.
Thatâs actually very impressive.
So no one could have access to his mind or the money.
Not without the right song.
Ready, son? Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O What the hell? You dirty fucking bitch! Oh.
Well, thatâs no way to talk to a lady.
I ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
Iâd like to see you try.
Well, Iâd like to give it a try.
Come on, handsome.
Ooh! You want some more? Ah, this is gonna be fun.
Heh.
And a nay-nay there Here a nay, There a nay Everywhere a nay nay Moo moo here Moo moo there Here a moo, there a moo Everywhere a moo moo Oink oink here For Godâs sake, whatâs going on, Barry? Itâs been a nice warm-up, Whereâs the main act? Come on.
Come on! Go! I donât want to play! No, this is not how itâs meant to work! Maybe âcause heâs already been activated.
Goddamn it! Once heâs recited it, that part of his memory is erased, isnât that what you said? We already sung him that song.
You fucking lied to me.
Language, Barry.
Thereâs a kid present.
Hey, Tyler.
Hi, Veronica! This whole room swap thing was a set-up.
She knew the kid was gonna react that way the whole time.
Itâs called "bonding," Mother.
Maybe one day, youâll get what that means.
And just where exactly is your other half? Wait, wait, wait! Aah! Letâs go.
Youâre a goddamn psycho.
now youâre just trying to get in my pants.
Come on, V.
Darling, you know it doesnât have to end like this.
Think of everything weâve been through.
Think of every thing Iâve done for you Firstly, donât call me V.
Secondly, you kind of lost any goodwill once you tried to have us killed.
By the way, whatâs up with your faithful little monkey? You look like you put on some weight.
Oh, shit.
Tyler! Get down! Mommy! Oh, Tyler! What the hell is going on out there? Itâs a goddamn massacre.
Ha-ha-ha! But I saved him, baby.
I saved our boy.
Look at us, weâre together again.
The family.
The Maddens! Ha, ha! They have it, Eileen.
The girls have it.
The codes, the passwords to all the money! We just have to wait till they kill each other, and then weâre gonna go grab it! Look, I-I-I-- I know I-- Iâve been an ass, I know, a horrible ass.
but I-Iâll make it up to you, I promise.
Iâll make amends, to you and to the boy.
I-I promise.
Hear that? Thatâs the sound of $57 million.
Ours for the taking.
Ours! Baby, you see that office over there? Uh huh.
I want you to go in there.
I want you to shut the door, and cover your ears, okay? Okay, go on.
Oh, really? Really? You want to have this out now? For Godâs sakes, woman, clean out your ears! I-I said Iâm sorry.
You did, Barry, and I did hear you.
The thing is Whoa, whoa, whoa! Iâm just not listening.
Have you lost your mind? They say "Paybackâs a bitch.
" I guess Iâm the bitch, baby.
Jesus! Eileen! We can work this out.
I-I promise.
Just like the promises you made on our wedding day? Do you remember those? Do you remember our vows, Barry? I can now only recall one right now No! "Till death do us part.
" Get up.
Okay, ready? Naughty, naughty, naughty boy! Mother? Mother! Retirement itâs not what itâs cracked up to be Whyâd she wanna kill us? Sheâs the scorpion and weâre just her frogs.
It was in her nature.
Donât take this personally.
It was just business.
And in this biz, when youâre gonna walk away, you canât leave any tracks.
Thatâs all we were to her? A couple of boot stains in the dirt? Itâs all we ever are.
She would have tried to kill me too.
She was a scorpion.
So why do you look so sad? Because sheâs all I had.
Now Iâm just a samurai without a master.
Truce? [ I guess not.
My whole career, I never got shot.
I meet you girls twice.
If you stick around, I canât promise you it will be the last.
Okay, okay, move in.
Okay.
I think the money belongs to you.
I think it belongs to all of us.
Roxie, get the car.
We gotta hightail it out of here.
Eileen, you go with them.
If you stick around, the FBIâs gonna give you hell, and youâve been through enough.
Thank you, Agent Barnes.
Bye, Tyler.
What are you doing? UmI think Iâm dying.
Might seem normal to you, but to me, itâs a little premature.
Youâre not gonna die.
Good, you should know.
Youâre an expert when it comes to death.
Donât make me say it.
Say what? I told you not to make me say it.
I literally donât know what youâre talking about.
I want you to come with us.
Thatâs what I thought youâd say.
Donât, asshole.
Ow! Iâm dying here, remember? Listen, someone has to stick around here, clean up this mess.
Why are you doing this? Maybe âcause Iâmtoo noble.
But listen, if I do keep my job, Iâll be able to track you down using all the resources of the United States government.
Hmm, yeah? They have a paranormal division? Yeah, âcause youâre a ghost.
Well, Iâll see you on the other side.
Yeah.
[.]
Go! We got a live one here! So, all this is the result of your so-called heroics? Yeah, Iâm a one-man band.
You have a lot of explaining to do, Agent Barnes.
And I will, just as soon as this fine gentleman put this egg back together again.
Iâm so fucked.
So youâre telling me that the guy in the reception is escaped fugitive Barry Madden.
Yes, sir.
And the dead guy in Room 111 is still unknown? Yes, sir.
As is this one here? Yes, sir.
Was a body removed from here? No sir, nothingâs been tampered with.
All waiting for you.
So whose blood is that? Subs ripped by = J0rpp3 = HI-subs removed Season 2 to follow 2014