Creamerie (2021) s01e05 Episode Script

Episode 5

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‐ Come on, we're losing them.
‐ Find your abundance.
I have to make it click, okay?
I'm going to get Bobby back.
And Jamie?
Your friend, Jamie.
‐ Yes, Jamie, obviously.
It goes without saying.
(dramatic music)
‐ There, there they are.
C'mon, drive faster.
Why aren't you driving faster?
‐ This is a residential zone.
‐ What?
(dramatic music)
(Bobby groaning)
‐ Where are we going?
These tights are so tight.
I like your weapon.
‐ Don't touch that.
(screaming)
‐ Fuck!
(ominous music)
‐ [Bobby] I can't feel my legs.
You smell like nails.
‐ Shut up
Stupid bloody thing
‐ [Alex] You lost them.
‐ Because she was
exceeding the speed limit.
‐ Because your
priorities are fucked.
‐ Which way would you go?
‐ That way?
(car engine revving)
(indistinct chattering)
(Bobby groaning)
‐ Please don't cut me.
‐ Stay still.
‐ [Bobby] Get off me.
Get off me, you.
‐ [Hunter] Jesus!
Shut up.
Shut up.
‐ [Bobby] Oh my God, I know you.
I know you.
‐ Fuck it.
‐ Get off me, you.
You killed my friend.
You killed Thomas.
You killed Thomas,
my friend, Thomas.
‐ This is for your own good.
‐ No!
‐ Get away from him you bitch!
(gunshot blares)
(dramatic music)
(Jamie screaming)
‐ Get back.
(dramatic music)
Get back.
Get back.
Get back.
‐ You jammy bitch.
‐ Bobby.
Are you okay?
‐ Hey.
I know you.
Thanks, for back there.
Honestly, I didn't
think you had it in you.
‐ You know what else is in me?
A baby.
In me, from you.
Well, either that, or
I ate some bad eggs
but they give me the shits
and I don't have any shits.
Well, apart from regular shits.
‐ Are you sure it's mine?
(mellow music)
‐ Look.
They were here.
‐ Oh my God, let's go.
‐ [Alex] Where are you going?
They were there.
Pip!
‐ [Pip] Jamie!
Jamie!
‐ Guys?
‐ [Pip] Oh my God!
Jamie!
‐ Alex.
Pip.
‐ Bobby.
‐ You made it.
‐ You all right?
‐ I'm fine.
‐ Holy shit, Pip.
You did it.
What kind of ESP telepathic‐
‐ In "E. T."
When he's lost, they find him
near the town storm drain.
You remembered.
‐ We only watched it every
birthday for like seven years.
‐ What's "E. T."?
‐ You know, that
movie with the alien.
‐ Looks like a shaved ball sac.
‐ You shut your mouth.
You think you're funny?
You don't even know.
That film is everything
about friendship.
Elliott's only 10 and
no one, not his parents,
not even the Army.
No one but him goes the
extra mile for friendship.
No one.
‐ Pip.
It's okay.
You're my Elliot.
(somber music)
‐ It's getting late.
‐ You okay?
‐ Yeah, I'm fine.
‐ So you killed her, eh?
The hunter.
‐ It wasn't me, it was all her.
I mean, she straight
up executed that bitch.
‐ No, I didn't.
‐ You shot her with her own gun.
‐ No, I didn't.
It was a tranquilizer gun.
‐ What?
‐ You thought I killed her
and then you didn't
talk about it again?
‐ So she wanted me alive.
‐ Anyway, so we go back
to the coordinates,
and then what?
More waiting?
‐ The man on the phone,
he only answered
because I was a man.
So maybe I should just go alone.
‐ No, no, we are not
splitting up again.
‐ I mean, I go in
alone, then you three,
you join me later.
Then I'll vouch for
all three of you.
Okay?
Plan?
‐ Plan.
‐ Plan.
‐ Plan, Pip?
‐ Pip knows the score.
She's got this on lockdown.
Right, Pip?
Pip!
‐ Where have you taken us?
‐ [Pip] This is the
Wellness Center.
‐ Pip.
‐ Pip, turn around.
‐ Why have you done this?
‐ No!
‐ Turn around.
Drunk little Indian
boy they said ♪
Spouting off his mouth
'bout the great man's debt ♪
What's a little brag
between boys in the cell ♪
You never know who's
listening at the gates of hell ♪
They're like video stores
press rewind delete ♪
On those that don't work
that don't fit nice and neat ♪
In the future we'd say
he's worth something ♪
Hell I coulda been somebody ♪
Don't you know who I am ♪
Don't you know who I am ♪
In certain circles
well you can't touch me ♪
I'm a dance around ♪
You know I'm connected
to the powers that be ♪
Like Ali you ain't
got nothing on me ♪
You put my tail in jail is
this a place called hell ♪
Wheelin' and dealin'
on a Saturday night ♪
Caught between a calling
and a stitched up fight ♪
Brushing birds that
travel hell out of here ♪
Can you see me in your eyes ♪
Don't you know who I am ♪
Don't you know who I am ♪
(gentle music)
‐ What you did today,
I can't imagine how
hard that was for you.
‐ You're not gonna
hurt them, right?
Everything will go
back to the way it was,
like you said?
‐ You have my word.
You'll stay here tonight
for our annual sync feast.
‐ I'm coming to that?
‐ Why, Pippie.
You are the guest of honor.
‐ Hey, give me your tops.
‐ Incest.
‐ Come on, just
give me your tops.
(gentle music)
‐ You're a shit
McGyver, you know that?
‐ Yeah, well you're
a do nothing bitch.
‐ I think you were supposed
to hold onto one end.
‐ You haven't been eating
bad eggs, have you?
(door buzzing)
(ominous music)
‐ I see my lucky girls can't
wait to be forever free.
You must be so excited
about the procedure.
If you could remove the
rest of your clothes,
underwear, jewelry,
and put these on.
‐ Okay.
Lane, you got me, all right?
I won't fight you.
‐ Please remove your clothes,
jewelry and put these on.
‐ Jamie's got nothing
to do with it.
You have to let her go.
‐ Have to
Why do I have to?
‐ Because she's pregnant.
‐ Oh my goddess.
Congratulations.
Pip didn't say.
‐ I didn't tell her.
‐ Oh.
(laughs)
You must have had such
fun with your house guest.
‐ Where is Pip?
‐ Not your concern.
‐ I need to talk to her.
‐ She talked to me.
She asked for everything to
go back to the way it was.
‐ Where is she?
‐ I'm sensing a
tone in your voice.
‐ You're a liar.
You're nothing but a liar.
‐ How am I a liar, sweetie?
‐ You just said everything
will go back to the way it was.
‐ And so it shall.
I remember when
Alex's mom came here.
Angry, stressed, in pain.
Now her mom dances.
She sings, she smells roses,
just like she did way back
before any of this
negativity started.
(screaming)
‐ Fuck you!
‐ Lane, please don't do this.
‐ Thank you for
your cooperation.
‐ No, no.
Give it back.
‐ Gorgeous.
‐ Oh my goddess.
(gentle music)
(gasping)
‐ Oh my goddess.
Wow.
‐ Pip, you look stunning.
‐ I've always thought this
about you, but you are my idol.
‐ I can't believe you found
a real, live
breathing human male.
‐ How do you do it?
‐ Don't crowd her.
I'll take you to your seat.
I'll just take her to a seat.
And when you get a chance,
you have to teach me
how you do you your
smokey eye, okay?
And how you get the
wings to flick out,
even the flick outness.
Cause it's difficult?
Okay, you sit here.
‐ Everyone, please be seated.
I cannot believe
how blessed we are,
this unprecedented syncfest.
Can you feel it?
The energy vibrating
in the room.
(women giggling)
Such excitement in the
air, such abundant hope.
It is my honor,
my unmitigated joy
to welcome new
committee member, Pippa,
to our‐
‐ Welcome, Pippa.
‐ It's Pip. Just call me Pip.
‐ Pippin here has
brought to us today
a treasure, precious
as a saber tooth tiger.
Everyone, this is Robert.
‐ Hey, Robert.
‐ Robert will be
joining us for dinner
before I chaperone him to
government house in the morning.
And so without further
ado, let's drink and feast.
Carpe Futurum
‐ [Woman] Gosh, he
must be so hungry.
‐ [Woman] He's got good hands.
‐ They're prepping
the surgery now.
‐ Unless you wanna
not and say we did.
‐ I can't.
‐ You won't.
‐ I can't.
‐ Wait, you guys are together?
‐ Were.
‐ Silver linings, hey?
I don't have to eat out
a Lane lackey anymore.
‐ There are people out there
getting on with life, Alex.
There are people out there
that are actually happy.
We could've been them.
‐ You're blind.
‐ And you're blinkered.
You're so focused on
all the bad stuff,
you miss the good.
‐ I see the truth.
‐ The truth is
‐ What?
‐ I was falling
in love with you.
We made each other happy.
‐ How can I love you if I'm
not allowed to hate you?
‐ Goodbye, Alex.
‐ Bad bye, Constance.
‐ Bobby.
Bobby.
I know you're angry
with me right now
but one day you'll see that
I did this all for you.
Is that
‐ What?
‐ No, but look.
Is it finished because there's
so much meat on the bone?
‐ Oh, now you're my mother?
‐ If your mother wasn't
a wastrel, then yes.
‐ My mother was a saint.
And who's this wastrel?
It's not even a fucking word.
‐ Absolutely, it is a word.
Otherwise, why would I use it?
‐ I mean, okay, so then she,
she just handed him
over on her own accord
and now her friends
are gonna get permed.
‐ Really?
‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ [Woman] How is he
still talking to her?
‐ I don't know, because
he didn't even look at me.
And most people look at my face.
‐ Except her.
‐ Hello?
I'm empty.
‐ She has like this
perfect symmetrical face,
and she really suits her fringe.
And I also have,
if I do this way
and then that way, it's
also the same face.
‐ I reckon her
dress is so sharp.
‐ It's my dress.
I chose it for her.
‐ Really?
I have no memory of you
ever wearing that dress.
I was gonna say, do you think
that I would suit a fringe?
‐ I think I might get a fringe.
‐ [Michelle] You
should get a fringe.
‐ Yeah, you should get a fringe.
‐ Yeah, we should
all get fringes.
‐ Our guests of honor seem
to be getting on so well,
that I wonder, Pippie,
do you know Bobby slept with
your best friend, Jamie.
(laughing)
‐ No, no, no, no, no.
They didn't sleep together.
‐ Slept with?
I came in a cup.
‐ Oh! Oh!
Oh, cheers!
‐ Shut up!
The goddesses have
showered us with bounty.
Pipparella here
is ripe with lust.
‐ Lane, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry if I gave you
the wrong impression.
We're not together or anything.
‐ No, no, no, no.
I'm so happy for
your abundant desire.
I want to share it with you.
The foreplay.
The flirting.
The flaunting.
You gifted us with dinner
and show, haven't they?
‐ Haven't they, Michelle.
‐ Yes.
‐ A love show.
‐ I love shows.
‐ Miss him.
‐ Same.
‐ Don't you?
Can't very well promise a show
and then not deliver on it,
can you, Michelle?
‐ No, you can't.
‐ No.
Pippy, my sweet apple Pip.
Embrace your abundance
and share it with us.
We want you two
love birds to kiss.
(women giggling)
We all want you to kiss.
It's a special night.
So come on, give
us a little kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
‐ [All] Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
Kiss.
‐ Boo, you got to
do it properly.
Gotta use tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
‐ [All] Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
Tongue.
(Bobby screaming)
‐ Help me hold him.
‐ Get the fuck off me.
(indistinct chattering)
‐ What are you doing?
‐ Shut him up.
‐ Lane, no.
‐ Oh, come on.
You've been teasing
us all evening.
‐ No.
‐ Oh, we can make
him hard for you.
Lucky boy.
He wouldn't get hard
if he didn't want it.
Fuck him.
‐ What?
‐ What?
I said, fuck him.
‐ Pip, no.
‐ You're drunk.
You're all drunk.
This is for you, Pipporella,
for your optimal self.
Celebrate your abundance.
Take what you want.
Either you take what you want
or you don't deserve my gifts.
Your seat at my table.
‐ But you said that
‐ Fuck him like he wants you
to or I perm your friends.
Do it.
(heavy breathing)
(women laughing)
‐ Pip.
Pip.
‐ [All] Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
‐ There's a good girl.
‐ [All] Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
Pip.
‐ No!
‐ No?
‐ Go fuck yourself.
‐ What did you say to me?
‐ All this time, I thought you
wanted to change the world.
But you just wanted
to rebuild the old one
with you at the top.
You're elegant, you're charming.
Your skin game's a 10,
but you're so cliche.
A power hungry,
shriveled, old bitch.
I just don't see
your appeal anymore.
Do you?
(dramatic music)
‐ Constance, take Pip
to be forever freed
with her friends.
‐ See? See what I mean?
‐ Constance, now.
I mean, right now.
‐ Yes, ma'am.
‐ Put her right this
second with the others
and bring 'em all
back so I can see.
‐ No.
No!
Get off me.
‐ More wine!
Dessert.
(dramatic music)
(drill buzzing)
(gentle music)
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