Danger Mouse (2015) s01e05 Episode Script
Pink Dawn
1 # He's the greatest He's fantastic # Wherever there is danger he'll be there # He's the ace He's amazing # He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best # Danger Mouse # Danger Mouse Danger Mouse! 'London.
And on the streets, 'Londoners go about their Londony business, 'unaware that just below their feet 'lies the top secret lair of Professor Squawkencluck.
' I do love a new pair of shoes.
PENFOLD WAILS 'Oh.
Well, it WAS top secret.
' CAMERAS CLICK And the perfect landing.
I'd call that a rather successful test flight, wouldn't you, Penfold? - Wah! - Oof! - If you say so, chief Aah! CRASH - PROFESSOR GASPS - What's the meaning of this? "This", pronoun, used to describe a specific thing or person close at hand.
.
For example, THIS is a fantastic pair of jet boots.
MACHINERY WHIRRS Oof! I'm trying to keep the lab tidy.
We have a special guest today.
Oh, look, Mr Snuggles.
Sweets! SHE SCREAMS They aren't sweets.
They're mini particle fusion bombs.
SLURP BOOM PENFOLD WHISTLES Hello, Mr Big Mouse.
You have to shake Mr Snuggles' hand too.
- Ah, hello Mr Snuggly - Snuggles! Dawn won a competition to spend the day in the lab with me.
Daddy bought me a squillion entries, to make sure I won.
- Let's play! - Sorry, Dawn.
I don't really play.
Let's have a tea party.
ACID HISSES PROFESSOR YELPS ELECTRICITY CRACKLES VOID THRUMS PENFOLD SCREAMS - PROFESSOR GASPS - That was close.
I nearly lost him.
My favourite pen.
Oh, look, Mr Snuggles - a hot tub! - We've got one of these in all our houses - Not in there! Mr Snuggles! I've got him.
Let's play shinzies.
Me first! Augh! Ow! That's not a real game.
Well, Dawn, it was lovely having you here, but it's time to go.
- But-but-but - SHE SOBS You said you'd play with me! You'll be sorry.
I will have my revenge! Well, wasn't sheadorable? She seemed jolly cross, chief.
Don't worry, Penfold.
That's the last we'll see of her.
OWL HOOTS That silly professor was so nasty, wasn't she, Mr Snuggles? "Oh, don't be sad, Dawn.
I know something that will make you smile.
" What's that, Mr Snuggles? "How about a dress up girly princess party?" Yay, girly princess party! PARTY MUSIC PLAYS Something's happening, Mr Snuggles DERANGED GIGGLES DAWN CRIES OU COCKEREL CROWS I do love a good workout in the morning, don't you, chief? I just need to work out what to eat first - bacon or egg? I always find the best way to start a day is a 26-mile-jog, - 1,000 push-ups and - ALARM BLARES .
.
a colossal worldwide emergency.
DM! Deadly serious news.
You're trying out a new look? I I didn't do this.
A little girl did.
PENFOLD GIGGLES And you should see what she's done to London! Well, I suppose it's cheerful at least - like some kind of pink dawn.
I love it when we get the episode title in like that.
DERANGED GIGGLES Pretty-pretty-pretty! My hair! Ooh, I look quite nice.
- Dawn, is that you? - There is no Dawn, there is only the Princess! DERANGED GIGGLE Translating for analysis It's the tiara, Danger Mouse.
It must have become supercharged when it fell into that vat of personality-amplifying mind gel.
When Dawn put it on, it altered her DNA, - transforming her into the all-powerful Princess.
- Eh? - How exactly did it do that? - Penfold, shush.
So, all we need to do is take off the tiara and we'll be in the pink.
'But before you can say "worldwide raid of pink terror", 'the Princess has taken her reign of terror 'Well, worldwide.
'From the Blue Ridge Mountains 'Er, Pink Ridge Mountains to the Golden Gate 'The Pink Gate Bridge, to Greenland 'Oh, for goodness' sake! I'll be in the canteen.
' I'm here at the White House, as I'm here at the Magenta Mansion, as You'll all play with me now, won't you? - At least no-one's panicking, chief.
- What has she done to them? The longer the Princess wears the tiara, the more powerful she gets.
She's literally turning people into her own plastic playthings.
We need something to get us close.
I'm thinking invisibility cloaks or teleportation capsules, or Or We turn you into princesses! - What?! - Ooh, sequins! I mean What?! You're just trying to get me back for all the inventions I've broken.
It's the only way to get you close enough.
Dressing you up like idiots is just a bonus.
For goodness' sake, DM - the fate of the world is in your hands.
Do an amusing makeover montage, and that's an order! Professor, make us beautiful.
PENFOLD SCREAMS Wah! Being a princess is harder than it looks.
- Any tips on playing dress up, Professor? - Me? I haven't a clue.
Never really been my thing.
- Oh, go on.
- We could really do with the help.
- It might even be fun.
No, get away from me No! DOORBELL GLINGS Hi, there.
Is the Princess home? We've come toplay! GATE BUZZES Remember, we're little girls here to play.
I've never been good at playing, Danger Mouse.
Call me Princess Cindy.
So, what you do for fun? I mix rare chemicals to create compounds - which are unknown to science and - Up here! DAWN GIGGLES You PROFESSOR GASPS .
.
are so pretty! Let's play! This is our chance, Professor.
You play with her and we'll sneak up and grab that tiara.
But I don't know how So, er What shall we play? Pat-a-cake! Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm just a little girl.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm just a little girl.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm going to rule the world! Do you like it? I love it! Shall I do yours? I never knew playing could be such fun.
DAWN GIGGLES - Here, take a look.
- DAWN GASPS Get off! It's mine! PROFESSOR GASPS Oh! You're that nasty lady who wouldn't play with me! MR SNUGGLES GROWLS Snuggle him, Mr Snuggles! Snuggle him until he can snuggle no more! Penfold, the tiara! PENFOLD SCREAMS PONY WHINNIES DERANGED GIGGLE 'Is Danger Mouse doomed to be the Princess' plaything forever? 'Will the Professor's first play date be her last? 'But on the plus side 'doesn't Penfold look fabulous?' - Those are nice shoes, Danger Mouse.
- Thanks, Professor.
- But I don't think now is the time - And by shoes, I mean BOOTS.
And by BOOTS, I mean jet boots! Why didn't you say? THUD DAWN SCREAMS Mr Snuggles? No! Want to play chase, do you? PONY FARTS DANGER MOUSE COUGHS It's like breathing marshmallows.
Naughty pony! (Have some more dried apricots.
) Hey, Princess - before you blast me, how about a game of hide and seek? Oh, goody! My favourite.
One magic pony, two magic pony, three magic pony Coming, ready or not! Hey! No fair! Sorry, playtime's over.
Into the river, foul tiara.
BOOM No! Phooey.
Looks like all's back to normal.
- Not quite.
- What do you mean? Oh, my! Just look at these pyjamas.
I suppose it's best just to let things be, right? Well, off to bed.
- Night! - You have to admit it, Professor.
- You enjoyed playing like a little kid.
- Oh, please.
I was just playing that I like playing.
I can't believe you bought it, Danger Mouse.
Nope, you liked it.
- Didn't.
- Did.
- Didn't, Princess Cindy.
- Stop that.
- Shan't.
'And so, the world is saved from a pink dawn.
'But what other threats lurk in our rainbow universe? 'A crimson morning? A scarlet tea-time? 'Whichever it is, we know we'll have a rosy future, 'as long as we're protected by the world's greatest secret agent, 'Princess Cindy.
' Don't you start.
# He's the greatest He's fantastic # Wherever there is danger he'll be there # Danger Mouse # Danger Mouse Danger Mouse!
And on the streets, 'Londoners go about their Londony business, 'unaware that just below their feet 'lies the top secret lair of Professor Squawkencluck.
' I do love a new pair of shoes.
PENFOLD WAILS 'Oh.
Well, it WAS top secret.
' CAMERAS CLICK And the perfect landing.
I'd call that a rather successful test flight, wouldn't you, Penfold? - Wah! - Oof! - If you say so, chief Aah! CRASH - PROFESSOR GASPS - What's the meaning of this? "This", pronoun, used to describe a specific thing or person close at hand.
.
For example, THIS is a fantastic pair of jet boots.
MACHINERY WHIRRS Oof! I'm trying to keep the lab tidy.
We have a special guest today.
Oh, look, Mr Snuggles.
Sweets! SHE SCREAMS They aren't sweets.
They're mini particle fusion bombs.
SLURP BOOM PENFOLD WHISTLES Hello, Mr Big Mouse.
You have to shake Mr Snuggles' hand too.
- Ah, hello Mr Snuggly - Snuggles! Dawn won a competition to spend the day in the lab with me.
Daddy bought me a squillion entries, to make sure I won.
- Let's play! - Sorry, Dawn.
I don't really play.
Let's have a tea party.
ACID HISSES PROFESSOR YELPS ELECTRICITY CRACKLES VOID THRUMS PENFOLD SCREAMS - PROFESSOR GASPS - That was close.
I nearly lost him.
My favourite pen.
Oh, look, Mr Snuggles - a hot tub! - We've got one of these in all our houses - Not in there! Mr Snuggles! I've got him.
Let's play shinzies.
Me first! Augh! Ow! That's not a real game.
Well, Dawn, it was lovely having you here, but it's time to go.
- But-but-but - SHE SOBS You said you'd play with me! You'll be sorry.
I will have my revenge! Well, wasn't sheadorable? She seemed jolly cross, chief.
Don't worry, Penfold.
That's the last we'll see of her.
OWL HOOTS That silly professor was so nasty, wasn't she, Mr Snuggles? "Oh, don't be sad, Dawn.
I know something that will make you smile.
" What's that, Mr Snuggles? "How about a dress up girly princess party?" Yay, girly princess party! PARTY MUSIC PLAYS Something's happening, Mr Snuggles DERANGED GIGGLES DAWN CRIES OU COCKEREL CROWS I do love a good workout in the morning, don't you, chief? I just need to work out what to eat first - bacon or egg? I always find the best way to start a day is a 26-mile-jog, - 1,000 push-ups and - ALARM BLARES .
.
a colossal worldwide emergency.
DM! Deadly serious news.
You're trying out a new look? I I didn't do this.
A little girl did.
PENFOLD GIGGLES And you should see what she's done to London! Well, I suppose it's cheerful at least - like some kind of pink dawn.
I love it when we get the episode title in like that.
DERANGED GIGGLES Pretty-pretty-pretty! My hair! Ooh, I look quite nice.
- Dawn, is that you? - There is no Dawn, there is only the Princess! DERANGED GIGGLE Translating for analysis It's the tiara, Danger Mouse.
It must have become supercharged when it fell into that vat of personality-amplifying mind gel.
When Dawn put it on, it altered her DNA, - transforming her into the all-powerful Princess.
- Eh? - How exactly did it do that? - Penfold, shush.
So, all we need to do is take off the tiara and we'll be in the pink.
'But before you can say "worldwide raid of pink terror", 'the Princess has taken her reign of terror 'Well, worldwide.
'From the Blue Ridge Mountains 'Er, Pink Ridge Mountains to the Golden Gate 'The Pink Gate Bridge, to Greenland 'Oh, for goodness' sake! I'll be in the canteen.
' I'm here at the White House, as I'm here at the Magenta Mansion, as You'll all play with me now, won't you? - At least no-one's panicking, chief.
- What has she done to them? The longer the Princess wears the tiara, the more powerful she gets.
She's literally turning people into her own plastic playthings.
We need something to get us close.
I'm thinking invisibility cloaks or teleportation capsules, or Or We turn you into princesses! - What?! - Ooh, sequins! I mean What?! You're just trying to get me back for all the inventions I've broken.
It's the only way to get you close enough.
Dressing you up like idiots is just a bonus.
For goodness' sake, DM - the fate of the world is in your hands.
Do an amusing makeover montage, and that's an order! Professor, make us beautiful.
PENFOLD SCREAMS Wah! Being a princess is harder than it looks.
- Any tips on playing dress up, Professor? - Me? I haven't a clue.
Never really been my thing.
- Oh, go on.
- We could really do with the help.
- It might even be fun.
No, get away from me No! DOORBELL GLINGS Hi, there.
Is the Princess home? We've come toplay! GATE BUZZES Remember, we're little girls here to play.
I've never been good at playing, Danger Mouse.
Call me Princess Cindy.
So, what you do for fun? I mix rare chemicals to create compounds - which are unknown to science and - Up here! DAWN GIGGLES You PROFESSOR GASPS .
.
are so pretty! Let's play! This is our chance, Professor.
You play with her and we'll sneak up and grab that tiara.
But I don't know how So, er What shall we play? Pat-a-cake! Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm just a little girl.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm just a little girl.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, I'm going to rule the world! Do you like it? I love it! Shall I do yours? I never knew playing could be such fun.
DAWN GIGGLES - Here, take a look.
- DAWN GASPS Get off! It's mine! PROFESSOR GASPS Oh! You're that nasty lady who wouldn't play with me! MR SNUGGLES GROWLS Snuggle him, Mr Snuggles! Snuggle him until he can snuggle no more! Penfold, the tiara! PENFOLD SCREAMS PONY WHINNIES DERANGED GIGGLE 'Is Danger Mouse doomed to be the Princess' plaything forever? 'Will the Professor's first play date be her last? 'But on the plus side 'doesn't Penfold look fabulous?' - Those are nice shoes, Danger Mouse.
- Thanks, Professor.
- But I don't think now is the time - And by shoes, I mean BOOTS.
And by BOOTS, I mean jet boots! Why didn't you say? THUD DAWN SCREAMS Mr Snuggles? No! Want to play chase, do you? PONY FARTS DANGER MOUSE COUGHS It's like breathing marshmallows.
Naughty pony! (Have some more dried apricots.
) Hey, Princess - before you blast me, how about a game of hide and seek? Oh, goody! My favourite.
One magic pony, two magic pony, three magic pony Coming, ready or not! Hey! No fair! Sorry, playtime's over.
Into the river, foul tiara.
BOOM No! Phooey.
Looks like all's back to normal.
- Not quite.
- What do you mean? Oh, my! Just look at these pyjamas.
I suppose it's best just to let things be, right? Well, off to bed.
- Night! - You have to admit it, Professor.
- You enjoyed playing like a little kid.
- Oh, please.
I was just playing that I like playing.
I can't believe you bought it, Danger Mouse.
Nope, you liked it.
- Didn't.
- Did.
- Didn't, Princess Cindy.
- Stop that.
- Shan't.
'And so, the world is saved from a pink dawn.
'But what other threats lurk in our rainbow universe? 'A crimson morning? A scarlet tea-time? 'Whichever it is, we know we'll have a rosy future, 'as long as we're protected by the world's greatest secret agent, 'Princess Cindy.
' Don't you start.
# He's the greatest He's fantastic # Wherever there is danger he'll be there # Danger Mouse # Danger Mouse Danger Mouse!