Dragon Ball (1986) s01e05 Episode Script

In search of the 6th Dragon Ball, Goku and Bulma head southwest.
As does Oolong, who was forced to go with them.
Only two Dragon Balls left! It looks like I'll get them all sooner than I expected! But why're we bringing Oolong with us? That's what I'd like to know.
Oolong's transformation ability is really something! I'm sure it'll come in handy during our journey! Count me out! Journeys are a big pain in the butt! It's so hot Maybe I'll sleep only in my underwear tonight I guess a trip every now and then isn't too bad! What's the big idea?! You're creeping me out! You're a boy, aren't you? Of course I am! Ain't it obvious?! I love girls, but I absolutely hate guys! Don't touch me again! "Yamucha, The Strong Yet Cruel Desert Bandit" We sure have come a long way.
Aren't we there yet? We still got a long way to go.
I'd guess about three more days Say, where the heck are you guys trying to go, anyway? Let's see Somewhere around Mt.
Frypan.
W-What? Mt.
Frypan?! You were planning to go there?! You know that place? You've never heard of it?! The terrifying Gyumao lives on Mt.
Frypan! Gyumao? He doesn't scare me! Son-kun'll take care of him for us! You mean you don't know how horrible the Gyumao is?! He's truly terrifying! He's even known as the emperor of demons! Everyone who gets near Mt.
Frypan gets this! They get killed? Sounds kind of neat! You can count me out! Transformation! Later! What a jerk! I'll dive in and catch him! Wait! There's no way I'd ever hang around them! What were they thinking?! Stop! He just doesn't give up! He should be around here somewhere He got away.
There's no need to dive in the water to catch Oolong! This is all you need! What're those? Freshly-removed panties! See! It worked! Damn it! What were you thinking?! Run away again and I'll slice you up and eat you! I'll come with you since I have no other choice, but at least let me have those panties! Here, you can have this instead! But it's just a stupid piece of candy I'll give you the panties if you make yourself useful in the near future.
Really? That better be a promise! Hey! Hey! Hey! Can I have a piece of candy too? None for you.
See! I'm more popular with the girls! Hey! The engine stopped! Oh no! We're out of gas! How can we be out of ass? What kind of butt is that? Don't be stupid.
We ran out of gasoline! What's gasoline? Hey, Oolong.
Can you turn into gasoline? Of course I can't! Then turn into an oar so we can row to shore.
I'll get some gas out of one of my Hoi Poi Capsules.
An oar? What's an oar? Watch! Transformation! You paddle like this.
So this is an oar Okay! I'm delicate, you know! Handle me gently! There we go! It's tied! Good work! Hey! I was useful! Now make with the panties! You're mistaken if you think you can get a girl's panties that easily! That's not fair! You promised! Just one pair! Come on! It's gone! The case with all my capsules is gone! I must've dropped it in the river somewhere! I'll give you my panties if you turn back into a fish and look for it! Yeah, right! That river's humongous! What's wrong? I lost my capsules! The boat doesn't work, and we have no house, no car, no motorbike! We can't go anywhere now! Why not walk? What're you talking about?! It's no problem for you since you have your Kinto Un, but there's no way I can walk hundreds of kilometers! Then why not have Oolong turn into a motorbike thing and ride on him? Brilliant! That's a great idea! Hey, Oolong-chan! He's gone! That jerk ran away again! Hey! Oolong! Come out! Hey! Come out, Oolong! Oolong! Hey! Come out! Hell if I'm going to that freaky mountain! Sorry, but I'm giving up on the panties! No luck, I couldn't find him.
Okay! In that case! Pee! Pee! Pee! Huh?! Hey, Oolong-chan! You've got diarrhea now, don't you?! I made that candy that you ate earlier! It's called PP Candy, and people who eat it get diarrhea when someone says "pee pee"! Oh, man Hurry back here or I'll say it some more! You really are a witch! What are you talking about? I'm not a witch.
The effects of PP Candy last for one month! Amazing, wouldn't you agree? I'm sorry, I won't run away anymore! Stop! I'll do it again if you don't do what I say! I promise Dammit! She tricked me into eating something I shouldn't have! She sure plays dirty! Good thing I didn't eat one! I'm a good person! Rub it in, why don't you?! What was it again? Pee! Pee! Pee! Stop playing around! Okay, Oolong.
Transform into a motorbike! Alright, alright.
Transformation! This is a motorbike? You have an old sense of taste.
Just shut up and get on! Well, I guess it's better than walking.
Pull yourself together! You collapsed under me! It's not my fault! All I can change is my shape! Not how strong I am! And besides, I can only stay transformed for five minutes at a time.
After that I have to take a one-minute break! But here, I wouldn't mind turning into a pair of panties for you! You aren't wearing any right now since you took them off on the river, right? I make a great pair of panties! Transformation! Feel free to put me on! Go on! You call that useful?! It looks like walking is our only choice I'm dying! I lost all strength after that diarrhea Come on, you guys're slow! I even decided to be nice and walk with you guys! I'm from the city! Don't compare me with someone like you who grew up in the wild! Where are we, anyway?! It's practically all desert! We have no other choice.
We can't get to Mt.
Frypan without going through here No more! Let's call it a day! You sure are weak Do you suppose there's a hotel or inn around here? Of course not.
No! I hate this! I'm hungry! I want a bath! I can't sleep unless I'm in a bed! She doesn't have the greatest personality, does she? Talk about selfish.
As if you're one to talk.
She said all that but suddenly fell asleep Maybe we should get some shut-eye too.
I'm hungry Yamucha-sama! I spotted some sitting ducks! What? It's been a while since our last prey.
A little brat and a pig.
I doubt they have any money.
But they might have some Hoi Poi Capsules! Okay, Pu-erh! Get the Jet Momonga ready! Right! I'm starving too! I'll go find us something to eat.
Do you like pork? Hell no! Hey, what's that? Yo.
Who're you? I am Yamucha, the hyena who has made this desert his stronghold! And I'm Pu-erh! It wouldn't be right of me to fight a couple of kids, but if you want to make it out of this desert alive, you'll give me your money and capsules.
Pu-erh! If it isn't crybaby Pu-erh! Oolong! Do you know him? I do! He always used to bully me back when we went to the Southern Transformation School! Bullying weak people is wrong.
Pu-erh.
I'll make him pay for what he did to you.
Didn't you just say bullying weak people is wrong? Yamucha-sama! Oolong was kicked out of school for stealing a female teacher's panties! He sounds like quite a pathetic person You big pervert! I hate you! Why'd you have to bring that up, you jerk! You haven't changed at all, have you? None of that matters now.
Just hand over your money and capsules.
Hey, you are strong, right? Yeah, I'm strong.
We're not giving you any of our money or capsules! You'd best leave before you get hurt! Oh? Do you want to visit heaven that badly? Yamucha-sama! Beat them up! You got it! Okay! He's all yours! Knock his lights out! Why do I have to beat him up? Is he a bad guy? Pay attention to people's conversations! He's a bad guy! He wants to kill us! Hey! Why do you wanna kill us?! This kid sure isn't bright I wonder if he'll be all right Not a care in the world Here I come! Extend, pole! Yamucha-sama! Awesome! He really is strong! Boy! Where did you get that staff?! My late grandpa gave it to me.
What?! There is only one person who possesses the length-changing Nyoibou! What was your grandfather's name?! Grandpa's name? It was Son Gohan.
I thought so.
Son Gohan is such an expert that for every martial art there is, he has no equal! I had no idea he had a grandson.
I guess that means I can't go easy on you just because you're a kid.
I've heard of him too! His grandpa's famous! I'm so hungry It's been so long since I've fought a tough opponent! Rogafufu-ken! (Wolf Fang Gale Fist) Yamucha-sama! That's our Yamucha-sama! He's the strongest man in the world, not to mention good-looking! What an amazing guy! S-Stay away! Transformation! Bleeeh! Don't let him get away, Pu-erh! After him! Right! Flyswatter Transformation! Ouch! Dammit! I thought we were classmates! That's what you get for bullying me! If you'd rather not wind up hurt any more, you'll hand over your money and capsules.
A-Alright.
Damn it! I was saving this for a special occasion, too! Oh, an M-size capsule! Pretty fancy for a kid like you to have! I bet I can sell it for a lot! So hungry! You jerk! Now you've gotten me mad! You're still alive? Do you want to experience my Rogafufu-ken even more? I have my Rock-Paper-Scissors attack too, you know! Rock! Scissors! Paper! Damn you! I'm so hungry I hardly have any energy All you did was make him mad! Keep it down! I can't sleep! Yamucha-sama! P-Pu-erh! Temporary retreat! Right! Listen up! That capsule will be mine! Huh? What just happened? Say, who was that just now?! He seemed like a really cool guy! Who was he? So hungry Damn it! I had no idea there was a girl there! I know how you're weak around girls, Yamucha-sama! I can't stand this! I get nervous every time I see a girl It's not that I hate them, I just get panicky But I swear that I will steal that capsule! minouhse