Duts (2010) s01e05 Episode Script
The Psychiatrist
THE SHUTTER rattles Voila.
That's better, see.
Ah Now I'm tired.
Go look in my legs.
Ma? And give the milk once.
Milk? There.
Thank you.
Turn on the TV again, boy.
TV? What is it? You're not really precise.
Are you dreaming again? No, no.
APPLAUSE I'm going to say, Walter.
Rap.
He's going to say, Walter.
WALTER Capiau: Who is it? Jill Clinton.
Allee, I even knew.
Crab out my back.
Capiau: And we begin with the cards.
The first blue card for Anna and Ann is February 1.
That's a good card.
Higher.
Higher? No, no.
Lower.
A 4.
Higher! Yes.
Even higher.
A 8.
Higher.
What are we? Lower or higher? No, higher.
No, lower.
What? Lower.
Yes, lower.
No, higher! No, it is September 1.
This is unfortunate.
Anyway, in January should also enjoy.
And this is the first wildcard.
There goes our first wildcard.
The wild cards are more valuable to-night: is it worth 10,000 francs.
Amai mummy, you have quite a bump.
Oh Then you have not yet seen.
Ma? I'm not your mammy.
I'm your dad.
And she said I'm not your mammy, I'm your dad.
Allee So I dream of all.
I can not stand.
That keigraaf.
I must tell my psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist? Yes, I'm manic-depressive, it seems.
Ah yes, my mom and dad want to come sometime.
Oh? They want to see where I always eat my sandwiches.
Ah.
Yes, stupid huh.
Keistom.
Yes, they wanted to come forth.
Yes What then should I give? Olives? No, absolutely not.
Just coffee and a biscuit.
That psychiatrist, where he lives? Karen Desert Street.
It's a nice.
But an ugly.
Next.
Mr.
Decorte? Doctor Day.
Ha A DOOR IS OPEN Good.
Until next week, Mr.
Decorte.
Thank you, doctor.
Tiens.
I thought someone here Are we alone? I think so.
Oh, Doctor I suddenly feel so limp.
Yes, please we must do something, huh.
Hm.
Hm Hmm! Oops.
Oops, oops! Oooh! Pfrr Now I'm tired.
Aah.
Ooh Ah! Oooh! Ooh.
Oh.
Mm Oh.
Oooh! Oh.
Aah.
Mm.
Oh Ooooh Ah.
What a nice frisco.
Ooooh! I just sit in a fighter jet.
Oh! DOOR IS IN THE FINAL What was that? Did not open that door? Ah You are here? Yes.
I think so.
I do not know.
Hold on.
And what was the name then? Duts.
Walter.
Walter Duts.
Ah here, Duts.
Yet.
Four half.
But Too late, hey friend.
Yes, but there was a problem with the glasses.
And Anything else, sir Duts? Yes, I've got dreams, nightmares, but during the day.
I want on it.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Sit down.
You do not object that my trainee is listening? No.
Daydreaming so.
Yes.
Doing that long? Goh.
The first time I sat in class with Master Jacobs.
I dreamed I was alone on the train Sat I drove to the p ayground of Lier.
And I sat on the mercury blob.
And there's a very fat girl sitting on the other side.
I went all the way up, and I say: I want off! I want off! But she says a first kiss! I say: Yes, it's good.
Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know the Way I Feel Tonight Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know this feeling Is not Right Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah There goes my baby Pa pa pa pa There goes my heart Pa pa pa pa They're gone forever Pa pa pa pa So far apart Pa pa pa pa But only the lonely Know why I cry Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh oh oh oh wah Only the Lonely Only the Lonely Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know the heartaches I've been through Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know I cried and cried for you Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Maybe tomorrow Pa pa pa pa A new romance Pa pa pa pa No more sorrow Pa pa pa pa But that's the chance pa pa pa pa You gotta take If your lonely heart breaks Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah And I heard you say: Oh, what a nice frisco.
Frisco? Yes.
And then you said: Luke lies precisely in a plane.
A fighter jet? A jet fighter, yes.
Yes It is common in nightmares, huh.
Jets.
Yes it is seriously, yes.
Yes.
Very serious.
Yeah, uh Colleague, what would you do? (Spray it flat.
That he knows nothing.
) Yes Maybe, yes That (Think of your wife.
My diploma.
Spray it flat.
) Quiet! (Kalm.
) Eh Can, can uh Yes Yes, I've got pills.
Normally very expensive.
The sickness is not in the list.
But if you get them from me.
It's a free sample.
You can now have a role.
Here, pick just one.
But no more than two per day.
Then you are right off.
Thank you, doctor.
That is 80 euros.
THE WHISTLE BOILER FLUTES STOPS FLUTES TO BEGIN AGAIN, STOP HE MIME AFTER THE FLUTES HE TRIES TO BE FLUTES LOUD WHISTLE BOILER HIS WHISTLE CHIME Good day.
We are the parents of Mieke.
We were once acquainted.
Come on.
Go on, you know.
Yes.
Jincheng.
That I do not know.
Sit down.
Yes.
So you live here? Yes.
Here, Mieke always eat her sandwiches.
Yes.
That is normal that we have questions?! Of course.
Coffee? Yes Duts sir, we're open, modern parents, but hey Today The things you do not hear, huh! Cookie? (I want out of here!) (No Nicole, we are here now.
) (We will not directly condemn the man.
) Here they are, see.
With the scooter, and that's your hobby? Yes, I know.
Is not difficult nowadays, with all those cars? It is not too bad.
Yes, that's right.
If you live on the outside, then that is it.
(Say something!) Yes, yes Wuustwezel has lost snow white again! The scrapers! Leo! Leo! But! Hey! Oh! Ho! Such men Zot! Men like you that are the worst kind! You would be stabbing them in one device! Come! I can not come here anymore.
No.
You ought just hear busy.
They themselves are crazy.
My mother, not to.
And certainly not now.
Say, have you itch? A little.
Go to the doctor.
I'm coming from.
Allee, the psychiatrist.
Have you been? A cool, huh? Yes.
And? How was it? Yesterday and today were not dreaming either.
Fast-paced.
All these pills.
But now you itch? Yes, yes.
Undesirable side effects: Mild itching.
Could be.
Nothing more? No.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing? No.
Walter, that's good? You had it bother you? Yes, but Nothing is worse dreams.
Go back to your psychiatrist.
Ah yes, perhaps.
I would not wait any longer.
Go ahead.
But I have no appointment.
This is urgent, that he sees it.
Do you? Mr.
Verhoeven, which is 80 euros.
Yes I'll give you back 20 euros.
That's Voila.
Voila.
Yes.
Hahaha! Well, we see each other again next Friday.
Well, see And then for us all now begin the weekend.
Yes I must show out.
Yes.
Doctor, would you want to help me down the street? Of course, yes.
Because last time I played here on my toe struck the pavement.
I'd rather walk across the street.
No problem.
Phone rings Hold on.
Hello? Ah, sweetie.
Yes.
Exactly.
Eh I do not know Cauliflower with sausage? Ah, the tram is not open? Yes Go to Naegels.
No, the sausage Naegels I should not have.
But that's not true! Speak for yourself, but I do not.
I got that sausage Naegels never hear.
The Tram is better.
But yes, the Tram is closed.
Mr.
Naegels.
Eh Mr.
Verhoeven, can we conclude? For me too week.
Direct.
Say Or else olives? Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, heaven is a place on earth THEY ALSO hums DOOR IS CLOSED The silly blind! Come! For my shed is on fire.
Then I have put them out, huh.
Ho! Haha Ah CHIME Gosh, no! No.
No, no.
There is nobody inside, except me With you.
Ha.
CHIME CHIME Phone rings Goddamn.
(Nee.
.
.
) Yes? Where are you? Right here in my cabinet.
Why do not you open? I stand at the door.
Yeah, wait, I'm coming.
Shit, my wife.
What? They usually never come here.
Allee, that's my T-shirt! Walter! Hildegard.
Treasure.
Duts sir, what are you doing here? I sat in the waiting room.
How? Haha! Boule, our men are mummy.
And I have a reservation at the Italian.
Yes, we are now married for twelve years.
Congratulations.
Say, you're so on the crabs.
Yeah, that these pills.
What foolish thing to write? Your husband.
That should not be sold! That's not so bad.
Look.
Voila.
These were to cease to dream.
But when I wanted to dream again and that is why I'm here.
But it does not anymore, because I have dreamed.
Snow white again about you and your secretary.
Secretary? Trainee.
Sure, and those who frisco jet.
Jet? Yes, it is very common in dreams.
Fighter jets, yes.
Shit.
She was in her underwear and said, My barn is on fire.
And you went to extinguish the shed.
Hildegard.
SHE CRIES Hilly-Billy! It's not what you think! Though not entirely.
She's gone.
And that degree stabbing you in your ass! DOORBELL It is not true, hey.
Again those crazy with his glasses.
I'm going to a Excuse me, I know that the weekend but it's an emergency.
All hell has broken out.
Can we discuss next week? I've also had a tough day.
But we broke it! Allee, then rap.
Do you think that normal, sir, an unstable young girl intercourse And continue to have a sexually perverted old man? A fool! Walter is no fool.
Walter? Walter Duts? Is not that silly? He could not keep my hands off of himself! He felt himself first, and then me! And me! Yes That's But this does not, hey.
I can not take anymore, Leo! Ah! Sir, is this a joke?! No, those are the pills! Oh! Leo-oooooo!
That's better, see.
Ah Now I'm tired.
Go look in my legs.
Ma? And give the milk once.
Milk? There.
Thank you.
Turn on the TV again, boy.
TV? What is it? You're not really precise.
Are you dreaming again? No, no.
APPLAUSE I'm going to say, Walter.
Rap.
He's going to say, Walter.
WALTER Capiau: Who is it? Jill Clinton.
Allee, I even knew.
Crab out my back.
Capiau: And we begin with the cards.
The first blue card for Anna and Ann is February 1.
That's a good card.
Higher.
Higher? No, no.
Lower.
A 4.
Higher! Yes.
Even higher.
A 8.
Higher.
What are we? Lower or higher? No, higher.
No, lower.
What? Lower.
Yes, lower.
No, higher! No, it is September 1.
This is unfortunate.
Anyway, in January should also enjoy.
And this is the first wildcard.
There goes our first wildcard.
The wild cards are more valuable to-night: is it worth 10,000 francs.
Amai mummy, you have quite a bump.
Oh Then you have not yet seen.
Ma? I'm not your mammy.
I'm your dad.
And she said I'm not your mammy, I'm your dad.
Allee So I dream of all.
I can not stand.
That keigraaf.
I must tell my psychiatrist.
Psychiatrist? Yes, I'm manic-depressive, it seems.
Ah yes, my mom and dad want to come sometime.
Oh? They want to see where I always eat my sandwiches.
Ah.
Yes, stupid huh.
Keistom.
Yes, they wanted to come forth.
Yes What then should I give? Olives? No, absolutely not.
Just coffee and a biscuit.
That psychiatrist, where he lives? Karen Desert Street.
It's a nice.
But an ugly.
Next.
Mr.
Decorte? Doctor Day.
Ha A DOOR IS OPEN Good.
Until next week, Mr.
Decorte.
Thank you, doctor.
Tiens.
I thought someone here Are we alone? I think so.
Oh, Doctor I suddenly feel so limp.
Yes, please we must do something, huh.
Hm.
Hm Hmm! Oops.
Oops, oops! Oooh! Pfrr Now I'm tired.
Aah.
Ooh Ah! Oooh! Ooh.
Oh.
Mm Oh.
Oooh! Oh.
Aah.
Mm.
Oh Ooooh Ah.
What a nice frisco.
Ooooh! I just sit in a fighter jet.
Oh! DOOR IS IN THE FINAL What was that? Did not open that door? Ah You are here? Yes.
I think so.
I do not know.
Hold on.
And what was the name then? Duts.
Walter.
Walter Duts.
Ah here, Duts.
Yet.
Four half.
But Too late, hey friend.
Yes, but there was a problem with the glasses.
And Anything else, sir Duts? Yes, I've got dreams, nightmares, but during the day.
I want on it.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Sit down.
You do not object that my trainee is listening? No.
Daydreaming so.
Yes.
Doing that long? Goh.
The first time I sat in class with Master Jacobs.
I dreamed I was alone on the train Sat I drove to the p ayground of Lier.
And I sat on the mercury blob.
And there's a very fat girl sitting on the other side.
I went all the way up, and I say: I want off! I want off! But she says a first kiss! I say: Yes, it's good.
Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know the Way I Feel Tonight Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know this feeling Is not Right Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah There goes my baby Pa pa pa pa There goes my heart Pa pa pa pa They're gone forever Pa pa pa pa So far apart Pa pa pa pa But only the lonely Know why I cry Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh oh oh oh wah Only the Lonely Only the Lonely Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know the heartaches I've been through Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Know I cried and cried for you Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah Maybe tomorrow Pa pa pa pa A new romance Pa pa pa pa No more sorrow Pa pa pa pa But that's the chance pa pa pa pa You gotta take If your lonely heart breaks Only the Lonely Dum dum dum dum dee doo wah And I heard you say: Oh, what a nice frisco.
Frisco? Yes.
And then you said: Luke lies precisely in a plane.
A fighter jet? A jet fighter, yes.
Yes It is common in nightmares, huh.
Jets.
Yes it is seriously, yes.
Yes.
Very serious.
Yeah, uh Colleague, what would you do? (Spray it flat.
That he knows nothing.
) Yes Maybe, yes That (Think of your wife.
My diploma.
Spray it flat.
) Quiet! (Kalm.
) Eh Can, can uh Yes Yes, I've got pills.
Normally very expensive.
The sickness is not in the list.
But if you get them from me.
It's a free sample.
You can now have a role.
Here, pick just one.
But no more than two per day.
Then you are right off.
Thank you, doctor.
That is 80 euros.
THE WHISTLE BOILER FLUTES STOPS FLUTES TO BEGIN AGAIN, STOP HE MIME AFTER THE FLUTES HE TRIES TO BE FLUTES LOUD WHISTLE BOILER HIS WHISTLE CHIME Good day.
We are the parents of Mieke.
We were once acquainted.
Come on.
Go on, you know.
Yes.
Jincheng.
That I do not know.
Sit down.
Yes.
So you live here? Yes.
Here, Mieke always eat her sandwiches.
Yes.
That is normal that we have questions?! Of course.
Coffee? Yes Duts sir, we're open, modern parents, but hey Today The things you do not hear, huh! Cookie? (I want out of here!) (No Nicole, we are here now.
) (We will not directly condemn the man.
) Here they are, see.
With the scooter, and that's your hobby? Yes, I know.
Is not difficult nowadays, with all those cars? It is not too bad.
Yes, that's right.
If you live on the outside, then that is it.
(Say something!) Yes, yes Wuustwezel has lost snow white again! The scrapers! Leo! Leo! But! Hey! Oh! Ho! Such men Zot! Men like you that are the worst kind! You would be stabbing them in one device! Come! I can not come here anymore.
No.
You ought just hear busy.
They themselves are crazy.
My mother, not to.
And certainly not now.
Say, have you itch? A little.
Go to the doctor.
I'm coming from.
Allee, the psychiatrist.
Have you been? A cool, huh? Yes.
And? How was it? Yesterday and today were not dreaming either.
Fast-paced.
All these pills.
But now you itch? Yes, yes.
Undesirable side effects: Mild itching.
Could be.
Nothing more? No.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing? No.
Walter, that's good? You had it bother you? Yes, but Nothing is worse dreams.
Go back to your psychiatrist.
Ah yes, perhaps.
I would not wait any longer.
Go ahead.
But I have no appointment.
This is urgent, that he sees it.
Do you? Mr.
Verhoeven, which is 80 euros.
Yes I'll give you back 20 euros.
That's Voila.
Voila.
Yes.
Hahaha! Well, we see each other again next Friday.
Well, see And then for us all now begin the weekend.
Yes I must show out.
Yes.
Doctor, would you want to help me down the street? Of course, yes.
Because last time I played here on my toe struck the pavement.
I'd rather walk across the street.
No problem.
Phone rings Hold on.
Hello? Ah, sweetie.
Yes.
Exactly.
Eh I do not know Cauliflower with sausage? Ah, the tram is not open? Yes Go to Naegels.
No, the sausage Naegels I should not have.
But that's not true! Speak for yourself, but I do not.
I got that sausage Naegels never hear.
The Tram is better.
But yes, the Tram is closed.
Mr.
Naegels.
Eh Mr.
Verhoeven, can we conclude? For me too week.
Direct.
Say Or else olives? Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, heaven is a place on earth THEY ALSO hums DOOR IS CLOSED The silly blind! Come! For my shed is on fire.
Then I have put them out, huh.
Ho! Haha Ah CHIME Gosh, no! No.
No, no.
There is nobody inside, except me With you.
Ha.
CHIME CHIME Phone rings Goddamn.
(Nee.
.
.
) Yes? Where are you? Right here in my cabinet.
Why do not you open? I stand at the door.
Yeah, wait, I'm coming.
Shit, my wife.
What? They usually never come here.
Allee, that's my T-shirt! Walter! Hildegard.
Treasure.
Duts sir, what are you doing here? I sat in the waiting room.
How? Haha! Boule, our men are mummy.
And I have a reservation at the Italian.
Yes, we are now married for twelve years.
Congratulations.
Say, you're so on the crabs.
Yeah, that these pills.
What foolish thing to write? Your husband.
That should not be sold! That's not so bad.
Look.
Voila.
These were to cease to dream.
But when I wanted to dream again and that is why I'm here.
But it does not anymore, because I have dreamed.
Snow white again about you and your secretary.
Secretary? Trainee.
Sure, and those who frisco jet.
Jet? Yes, it is very common in dreams.
Fighter jets, yes.
Shit.
She was in her underwear and said, My barn is on fire.
And you went to extinguish the shed.
Hildegard.
SHE CRIES Hilly-Billy! It's not what you think! Though not entirely.
She's gone.
And that degree stabbing you in your ass! DOORBELL It is not true, hey.
Again those crazy with his glasses.
I'm going to a Excuse me, I know that the weekend but it's an emergency.
All hell has broken out.
Can we discuss next week? I've also had a tough day.
But we broke it! Allee, then rap.
Do you think that normal, sir, an unstable young girl intercourse And continue to have a sexually perverted old man? A fool! Walter is no fool.
Walter? Walter Duts? Is not that silly? He could not keep my hands off of himself! He felt himself first, and then me! And me! Yes That's But this does not, hey.
I can not take anymore, Leo! Ah! Sir, is this a joke?! No, those are the pills! Oh! Leo-oooooo!