Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999) s01e05 Episode Script

An Ed Too Many/Ed-n-Seek

1
YEAH!
Ed: 1, 2, 3 NOPE.
1, 2 HELLO!
HEY!
HA! COOL!
1
I AM GOING TO BE A
BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.
3 3 IT'S GOT TO BE A 4.
A 4-LEAF CLOVER MEANS GOOD LUCK.
AND LUCK MEANS
WE'LL BE ABLE TO TALK
PEOPLE INTO ANYTHING.
WITH GOOD LUCK,
THE DAILY CHORE OF
APPLYING FABRIC SOFTENER
WOULD BE A THING OF THE PAST.
Ed: I GOT IT!
I FOUND SOME LUCK!
WHERE'S THE CLOVER, ED?
WHAT'S WITH THE WEED?
ACTUALLY, EDDY, IT'S
A VERY RARE FLOWER.
PLEASE, BE GENTLE, EDDY.
YEAH. CUTE. WHATEVER.
IS A 4-LEAF CLOVER
TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
BINGO!
FEEL THE MAGIC, BOYS!
HUH?
[WEIRD RUMBLING]
HUH?
EDDY!
YOU'RE GIVING ME A HERNIA, ED.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THE
HOWL OF A WEREWOLF
FROM THE BELLY OF HADES!
AAH! AAH!
GET OFF ME, ED!
BELLY!
OH.
[RUMBLE]
I'M HUNGRY.
LET'S GO TO MY PLACE
AND MAKE SOME PIZZA.
I'll MAKE THE SAUCE.
I'll GET IN THE WAY
AND MAKE A BIG MESS.
YOUR TURN, JIMMY.
HERE GOES.
WHEE!
DOUBLE CHEESE, HOLD THE ONIONS!
AAH!
I'M STRANDED!
EDDY, YOU LUNKHEAD!
[WHISTLES]
I'M FALLING!
WHOA!
GOT YOU, JIMMY.
LOOK WHAT YOUR
STUPID FRIEND EDDY DID!
EXCUSE ME.
IS THAT A BABY BLUE GYM SOCK?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
Eddy: COME ON, DOUBLE-D!
HERE, YOU KEEP IT.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
AHH DOUBLE-D AND
ME WERE MEANT TO BE.
WHEE!
SARAH?
[BIRD CAWS]
BIG CHEESE!
TALKING TO ME, ED?
I'VE BLANCHED THE TOMATOES,
AND NOW FOR A DASH OF OREGANO.
OHHH, CAREFUL AND
ONE EGG, AND 5 EGGS!
EDDY, PLEASE!
I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.
WHAT?
OH, DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND
HOW EASILY TOMATO SAUCE BRUISES?
HOW MUCH YEAST, DOUBLE-D?
JUST ONE TABLESPOON, EDDY.
YEAH, RIGHT.
OOH, ED!
QUIT EATING ALL THE CHEESE!
CHEESE? SWISS.
PEPPERONI! ITALIAN.
SLICER! ALUMINUM.
[DOOR BUZZER]
SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR, EDDY.
GET THAT, WILL YOU?
I GOTTA KNEAD THIS PIZZA DOUGH.
ED?
ED, GIVE ME A HAND.
OK, EDDY!
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
HELP!
HUH?
OH! SARAH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
M-MAKING PIZZA.
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INVITE ME IN?
UH, IT'S NOT REALLY M-MY HOUSE.
BELLY FLOP!
LOOKS GOOD AND FLAT.
GET THE SAUCE, ED.
EH?
Eddy: KEEP IT COMING.
I CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE IT.
OH!
SARAH!
WHAT'S YOUR SISTER
DOING IN MY HOUSE?
AND WHAT'S SHE
DOING TO DOUBLE-D?
DO I HAVE SOMETHING
CAUGHT IN MY TEETH?
SARAH?
[SKRITCH]
ED GET RID OF HER.
COME OUT OF THERE, SILLY.
I'M QUITE COMFORTABLE,
THANK YOU.
UM, SARAH?
DON'T YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY?
BACK OFF, FISH FACE!
DEE DEE DEE HEY, SQUIRT!
COME AND PLAY WITH ME, DOUBLE-D.
YOU'RE MOTHER'S CALLING YOU!
UHH!
[THHHHHP]
AUGH!
AAH!
HI, EDDY.
COME ON, ED.
AW EDDY, HELP ME!
COME DOWN, DOUBLE HUH?
THERE.
HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY
"SARAH AND DOUBLE-D?"
YOUR SISTER'S GOT A
CRUSH ON DOUBLE-D!
AND SHE'S A GOOD SPELLER.
CRUSH?
YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND.
LET'S GO, ROMEO.
GIVE ME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!
[JIMMY SIGHS]
I'M AN ISLAND IN A TEMPEST SEA.
OH, THE AGONY!
[BELL RINGS]
YUMMY! LUNCH!
LIGHT AND FLUFFY.
DARN EGG WHITES.
I THINK I'M SITTING ON A TWIG.
LOOKS LIKE WE LOST HER.
LET'S GO!
OW! OOH! AAH!
HUH?
PESKY TWIG.
HA HA HA!
COME AND SEE MY
DOLLIES, BOYFRIEND.
THAT TWIG LOOKS LIKE SARAH.
Edd: TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE!
Eddy: QUIT FOOLING
AROUND, DOUBLE-D!
Ed: GO, EDDY!
WHOA!
[PANTING]
WHERE ARE WE GOING, BOYFRIEND?
RING AROUND THE BOYFRIEND
RING AROUND THE
BOYFRIEND PIGGYBACK RIDE!
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH, SARAH!
MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX, BUB!
SWEAT. I'M STARTING TO SWEAT.
YOUR SISTER'S OUT OF CONTROL.
KOOCHIE-KOOCHIE-KOO.
Eddy: HEY, SARAH?
DOUBLE-D WROTE YOU A POEM.
FOR ME?
"GET LOST."
OH, THAT'S SO HEY!
[PANTING]
HUH?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
IF ONLY SARAH DOUBLE-D.
STUPID FLOWER.
I'M A LONE WOLF
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
HEY, JIMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH?
WAS THAT A BAD BEAR?
AAH!
ARE WE PLAYING TAG?
TAG!
YOU'RE IT!
HUH? HUH?
WE'RE GERM-FREE.
AND BACK TO NORMAL.
HOW'S IT COMING?
THE PAPIER-MACHE IS READY, EDDY.
AND LUMPY.
AND QUICK-DRYING.
HUH?
[STIFFENING]
COOL.
Eddy: THIS HAS TO BE
THE BEST PLAN YET.
WE'LL BE EATING
JAWBREAKERS IN NO TIME.
THE KIDS WILL PAY BIG TO
SEE A FULL-SIZED DINOSAUR!
MAYBE WE CAN GE
THE HEAD ON IT TODAY.
I AM A DINO-HEAD.
RAAAR!
WE NEED MORE TOP SUPPORT, EDDY.
HMM BOYFRIEND
THIS IS STUPID.
DINOSAURS.
CAN YOU BALLROOM DANCE?
EDDY!
WHAT, DOUBLE-D?
SARAH!
LEAVE DOUBLE-D ALONE!
KEEP OUT OF IT!
SANCTUARY!
HA HA HA!
UH?
SHH.
YOU'RE FUN, BOYFRIEND.
WHOA! STEADY DOWN THERE!
WHOOOAAAA!
EDDY!
AAH!
WHOA!
AAH!
AAH!
HELLO, TRAPPED BOYFRIEND.
EDDY, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!
[SARAH LAUGHS]
LOTS OF HEARTS
FOR YOU, BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S PATHETIC.
SARAH'S WEIRD WHEN
JIMMY'S NOT AROUND.
ED! THAT'S IT!
WE NEED TO FIND JIMMY!
BUT WHAT ABOUT DOUBLE-D?
HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
UM, GUYS?
[PANTS]
HUH HUH HUH!
HEY, JIMMY.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, DORK?
DORK? ME?
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?
'CAUSE I'll FLIP YOU
LIKE AN OMELET.
AAH!
WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, TARZAN.
YOU WANT SARAH BACK, RIGHT?
SO YOU SCRATCH MY BACK,
AND I'll SCRATCH YOURS.
WHERE'S MY SARAH?
I WANT SARAH! I MISS SARAH!
GIVE HER BACK!
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
HA HA HA!
I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!
RELAX, SQUIRT.
PSST! PSST!
HEE HEE HEE!
I LIKE SURPRISES.
UH, Y-Y-Y-YEAH
SARAH?
JIMMY!
WANT TO COME OVER AND
PLAY WITH MY CURTAINS?
OK.
HA HA HA HA!
WHEW. WHEW. WHEW.
WELL, IT'S BETTER TO
HAVE LOVED AND LOST
THAN LOST AND FOUND!
YOU SAID IT. WHAT A ROTTEN DAY.
SO MUCH FOR GOOD LUCK.
LET'S GO.
HUH?
LOOK, PLANK A 4-LEAF CLOVER!
LOOK, PLANK A $20 BILL!
HUH? HEY!
LUCK.
OUR LUCK.
[STOMACH RUMBLES]
HUH? HUH?
I'M HUNGRY.
HUH?
[DEEP BREATH]
[BLOWS]
FIND ANYTHING, ED?
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[GULP]
3 POTATO CHIPS
AND MY OLD BUTTON.
NO LOOT? I'M GOING BACK IN.
COME ON, DOUBLE-D!
COUCH DIVING IS LOTS OF FUN.
HEE HEE HEE!
NO, NO, ED.
YOU CAN GET NASTY SCRATCHES
FROM UPHOLSTERY TACKS.
Ed: OH, WOW! WAY COOL!
DUST MITES? CASH?
NO, MY LAST ISSUE OF MAGAZINE!
TELL ME, ED,
WHAT'S IT LIKE HAVING
BUTTERED TOAST FOR A BRAIN?
Eddy: ED!
[HUMMING]
WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?
HA HA HA!
[COUGH COUGH]
HUH?
SEE ANYTHING, PLANK?
TRY WHERE?
OH.
[RATTLE]
PLANK FOUND YOU!
UH
[PANTING]
HA HA HA HA!
HUH?
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!
HEY, PEE WEE!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH!
HELLO, EDDY.
WHAT'S HAPPENING, ROLF?
AAH!
[SNIFF SNIFF]
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
I AM UNBEATABLE.
GOOD-BYE. I HAVE
GONE TO THE MARKET.
HEY, KEVIN.
HUH?
GET OFF, DORK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
YOU CAN'T FOOL
ME. I'M TOO SMART.
OW!
HEY, LOOK!
WHAT?
I DON'T GET IT. WHAT GIVES?
Sarah: READY OR
NOT, HERE I COME!
OH, YEAH! HIDE-AND-SEEK!
HA!
BET YOU NEVER THOUGH
OF LOOKING HERE. HA HA!
YUCK! EDDY!
CAN WE PLAY, SARAH?
HMM NO!
NO!
PLEASE LET US PLAY, SARAH.
BIG BROTHER, WE ARE
IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME!
COME BACK WHEN IT'S OVER!
UHH!
LET US PLAY, AND I'll
GIVE YOU JOHNNY 2-BY-4.
YOU'RE RUINING MY TURN!
Ed: HEY, SARAH!
IS THE GAME OVER NOW?
LOOKS LIKE IT, ED.
[GRR]
[WHISPERING]
ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN PLAY.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE IT.
PIECE OF CAKE.
Eddy: ONE, TWO, GOT SOME GLUE,
3, 4, AT THE STORE,
5, 6, IT REALLY STINKS.
74, 75, 100.
READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME!
I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO LOOK.
HOME FREE!
GUESS YOU'RE IT AGAIN!
[LAUGHTER]
WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS "HOME FREE" THING.
THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG.
I KNOW WHAT WILL GET THEM OUT.
[GIRLY VOICE] HELP ME! HELP!
SOMEBODY STOLE MY
PURSE! OH, SOMEBODY HELP!
HMM.
HEY, PLANK, YOUR MAMA'S CALLING!
THEY MUST BE CHEATING.
LET'S FEED THEM.
I'VE GOT IT!
[BUILDING NOISES]
Edd: ALL DONE.
HA HA HA HA!
THEY'RE BODY HEAT-
SEEKING GOGGLES.
COOL.
LET ME SEE THOSE.
MY TURN, EDDY, MY TURN!
HMM THEY DON'
WORK, DOUBLE-D.
OH, LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE!
ALLOW ME.
[STATIC]
AAH! HERE, ED.
DOUBLE-D!
THIS IS HOW THE MONSTER
THE BRAINLESS CYCLOPS
SAW HIS VICTIMS!
RAAAR!
QUIT LAYING AROUND!
WE'VE GOT A GAME TO WIN!
Ed: WHOA! WOO-HA!
LOOK ED'S A
BRAINLESS CYCLOPS.
UH?
HUH?
HA HA!
HA HA HA! HUH?
HEY!
Eddy: GOTCHA!
DARN YOU, EDDY!
GOOD BOY, ED.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HUH?
HI, I'M BRAINLESS.
YOU WILL BE WHEN
THROUGH WITH YOU!
SEE YOU, SUCKER!
WHOO!
HEY!
BINGO!
VOILA!
LOOK!
HA HA HA!
SWEET!
YAY! WE'RE WINNING!
WE'RE WINNING!
HA HA! HUH?
EDDY, WE FORGOT JIMMY!
BIG DEAL. WE'VE GOT HOME BASE.
WE DO?
HEY, WHERE'S HOME BASE?
Edd: ED!
HUH?
Ed: OH, NO!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
SIC HIM, ED!
CHARGE.
GO, JIMMY, GO!
LITTLE FEET, DO YOUR STUFF!
AWOOOGA!
JIMMY! GO! GO!
UHH!
WE CAN HIDE! WE CAN HIDE!
JIMMY'S IT! JIMMY'S IT!
YOU'LL NEVER FIND US!
START COUNTING AN DON'T PEEK!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
81, 82, 83 24, 25, 26!
27, 28, 29 [PANTS]
Ed: HUH?
YUM! FOOD, EDD!
HA! THIS IS THE BES
HIDING SPOT HUH?
WE COULD STAY HERE FOREVER.
AT THE RATE OF YOUR CONSUMPTION,
IT MAY ONLY BE MINUTES.
POP?
YES, PLEASE.
GOOD ONE, ED. HA HA HA!
HEH HEH.
HA HA HA HA! HOO HOO!
HA HA HA HA HA
HEH HEH HEH.
OH, A SMART GUY.
ONLY WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, EDDY.
PASS THE NUTS.
OK, BIG GUY.
OH, MY.
NO, ED! NO, ED!
Eddy: NO! NOOO!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
OOH! OOF! UHH!
Jimmy: READY OR
NOT, HERE I COME!
JIMMY'S COMING!
WE NEED TO HIDE.
YOU'RE TOUCHING MY FACE!
WHOA! WHOA!
THERE!
HMM BLEAH!
PEE-EWW!
HUH?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING.
WHO'S PLAYING?
AAAH!
Jimmy: YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!
PSST! PSST!
HUH?
JIMMY'S GETTING CLOSER!
UH IN THERE!
AH!
HEE HEE HEE!
COME OUT, COME OUT!
HEE HEE HEE!
I SEE YOU!
HMM.
HEE HEE HEE!
HEE HEE HEE

HEE HEE HEE
BOO!
MMM, NICE SHOES.
TREE! TREE! TREE!
[PANTING]
HOME FREE!
HOOOOOOME FREEEEE!
[CRASH]
HOME FREE!
OOOH WE WIN!
YOU'RE IT.
OUCH.
ED, EDD, N EDDY!
YEAH!
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