Fangavaktin (2009) s01e05 Episode Script

1
A store is run in the prison
and is open as advertised.
There you can purchase
hygiene products, candy
- and other assorted goods.
- Payment by cash only.
From the prisoner's
information pamphlet
Litla-Hraun has received
a most generous book donation.
With this gift comes a letter.
To the chairman of Afstaða,
Georg Bjarnfreðarson.
To improve access to more
cultivating literature,
I have decided to donate to
the inmates of Litla-Hraun
my own private library,
that numbers over 800 titles.
Among them are some of the
greatest works of socialism.
The highlight of this
remarkable collection is
the book "Battling for bread"
by Tryggvi Emilsson,
but the book's special status
is further enhanced by the fact
that it comes from Einar
Olgeirsson's private library,
and bears his autograph,
"Ex libris".
The letter is signed by
our gracious benefactor,
"With kind regards,
Georg Bjarnfreðarson."
You're out.
You've been going around,
fucking up everything
and poking your nose into
things you shouldn't have.
There is one thing you
should not have done,
and that was to fuck with me!
Do you know why we're here?
Let me tell you!
First, there are no cameras.
Second, there are no
damn cameras in here.
And thirdly, so we can
fucking kill you!
I forgot to mention that
I'm trained in self-defense.
Lots of people
have vanity plates.
It's not complex, just a
sign and some screws.
And if those guys
what was their name again?
The Department
Of Motor Vehicles.
If they raise a fuzz I'll
cut them in on the action.
A vanity plate on every
personal car in the country,
that's my vision.
Take me for example,
I have the same name
as our President,
so my vanity plate would
bePRESIDENT.
That's too long, there
can only be 6 letters.
Only 6? Ok then
PRSDNT.
P-R-S-D-N-T?
Nobody will get that.
I don't want to hear it,
I believe in this.
You gonna be in the
match later today?
Nah. -Me and the Mammoth
are gonna play.
He should be a great goalie.
I don't get why you
hang around with that guy.
He's dangerous.
- He's a solid guy.
Solid guy? There's a reason
why everyone's scared of him.
Scared of him?
You're just being negative.
Only thing you see
are problems.
Your vanity plate:
SOURPUZZ.
No need to get up in the
morning, which is a plus.
The beer is dirt cheap,
cheaper than milk.
Nobody drinks milk on
Benidorm anyway,
they just use beer
on their cereal.
Then you can pack a beer in
a cooler, go to the beach
and sit there al I day
checking out the babes.
Have you tried that?
- No.
It ain't boring.
Then you can rent stuff
like boats, jetskis,
minigolf and parasailing.
What's parasailing?
- Dunno, just saw the ad.
KFC,
McDonalds, Burger King,
Taco Bell
- Domino's?
Noo, I didn't see Domino's,
but they have Pizza Hut.
And a bar in the pool?
"Excuse me, could you pass
me an ice-cold one here?"
Anything else?
- No, we're good.
That'll be 4913 kronur.
Do you have any money?
- No.
Could you loan me some
cash, until Wednesday?
How much is it?
- It about 5000 kronur.
Sure, no problem.
This is what I'm saying,
everybody's so nice here.
It's a wooden cabin, based
on Rudolf Steiner's works,
and I know that the inmates
would love to work on it.
This is preposterous!
The cost alone is 40 million!
If you're going to play hard,
them I'm up for that fght.
This is a political attack
upon enlightened debates.
You do not threaten or
intimidate me, Georg.
I'm not doing that.
But ever since my arrival,
I have been treated
unfairly and unjustly-
That's not true.
- Due to my politicalviews.
The inmates here need a
reading center, right now!
Every minute wasted leads to
more damage and ignorance.
This is out of the question,
Do not speak of this again.
If that is your stance, then
you force me to take action!
What actions are those?
I'll go on a hunger strike!
Which I will not end
until construction is
started on Georgsstofa!
Good day, I'll have a hot
dog with everything on it
and an ice-cold malt,
hold the onion.
You trying to be funny?
You don't get no hot dog
and don't try to be
funny around here.
Sorry, we're here for the
license plate press.
Goddamn idiots. Piss off!
What's with this guy?
- Ólafur!
We've decided to have a
hunger strike as of today,
I know you will support me.
- I will. Good luck with that.
No, you're to join me
in the hunger strike.
No, out of the question.
- What of our friendship?
We'll be fghting this
as prisoners of conscience.
Civil disobedience has-
- Say whatever you want,
but there's a BBQlater,
and I'm not missing that.
Missing that would be
good for you, Ólafur.
Are you an utter coward?
- It's uncomfortable and-
It's not up for debate,
you'll do this!-Vggó!
I just met with the warden,
she's rejecting the cabin!
Oh dear.
- Comrades!
I propose that we go
on a hunger strike,
forsaking all food until work
has started on the Georgsstofa.
We're having a BBQlater,
and playing some football,
the national team is coming.
- Average-brained baboons!
Will you let the government
treat you this way?
We're not animals.
Is education worthless to you?
A book signed by
Einar Olgeirsson himself,
from his private library?
- No way?.
Ketill!
Ketill Máni Áslaugarson!
Kenneth!
Isn't your name Ketill now?
How would you like to make
your mark on history?
I don't know how.
- I mean to become famous!
Maybe even get a full-color
photo of you in the papers?
A color photo?
I've worked things out.
- What thing?
That thing with Ingvi.
- You worked that out?
You'll be off the hook,
once you've done something.
You know the work group
that goes into Selfoss?
I was supposed to go today,
but I had you go instead.
Is that all?
- And one more thing.
At a certain spot is a
concrete slab by a hydrant,
and under that slab are two
tiny bags wth white stuff.
Are you mad?
- This wll wipe the slate.
I'm not doing this.
- Ingvi will beat you up,
break all of your bones.
- Did he say that?
He'll make your life
a living hell.
You'll be hospitalized.
If I do this
- They'llleave you alone.
I can't eat anything then?
- No solid foods.
Can I eat before we begin?
I didn't have breakfast.
We've already started.
- I'm really hungry.
You can have water,
that'll fght the hunger.
But I must eat with
my medication.
Medication?
- Yeah, Ritalin.
Do you know what Ritalin is?
It's pure amphetamine.
To keep you down.
- Can they do that?
No. Yes, it's legal,
but it's highly immoral.
It'll sit in your brain
and numb it down.
You're imprisoned in
the shackles of drugs!
Ritalin is a slow-acting
poison, like all drugs are.
What you need is a detox.
- Yes, so I can eat something.
No. Water!
Nobody wanted to sign up
for the hunger strike.
If I don't eat anything
can I still take the pills?
Do you have both Icelandic
and U.S. citizenship?
Yes, I was born in the U.S.
- Have you ever thought about
turning your back on their
legacy of hate and stupidity?
I don't even understand
what you're talking about.
That's because you're
only half a person.
We want the other half
of you back home,
to make you a whole and
complete Icelander.
Your name is now Icelandic.
- Isn't that good enough?
Not while you still have
U.S. citizenship.
That's not my fault.
I can't change that.
I didn't give birth
to myself.
I took the liberty of
writing a short letter
in your name.
To whom it may concern:
After a period of
careful deliberation I,
Ketill Máni Áslaugarson,
formely Kenneth M. Johnson,
have renounced my U.S.
citizenship due to the
reckless foreign policies run
by the U.S. administration
all over the world. In
addition, I condemn your
support of the criminal
zionist state, Israel,
but lend my full support for
the liberation struggles
of movements such as Hamas
and al-Qaeda, that you
wrongfully choose to call
terrorist organizations.
If I were to enter the
United States, I fear
that I may lose control
of myself and cause
considerable and
irreversible harm.
Ketill Máni Áslaugarson.
GeorgI'm getting
really stressed out here.
Invididualvs the State.
Excuse me, can I
use the bathroom?
Sure, OK.
How much is it per night?
Where are the health spas?
Oh that's right, this isn't
a health spa, it's prison!
Weren't you gonna tell
me that you were in here?
I was trying to avoid it.
- Who pissed in your head?
Tons of houses to be sold
and you just disappear?
Sorry. It's only a
temporary thing, you know.
I'll be back in full
force when I'm out again.
Right. In what currency
loan did you end up in?
What detox program are you in?
Is it all in yens?
It doesn't look good, but
it's nice to be here.
It's friendly, and I've never
had so much money before.
You get paid for being here?
Just cash money man!?!
Can you put in a good
word for me here?
You could use some time here.
Kick back and relax
I relax in Ibiza.
- This is good for me.
The realtor business was
getting too fast anyway
Get out of town
at Battistini!
What?
S!
S!
If I fnish this, can I
then have something to eat?
No, you're on a hunger strike.
Now, write an S!
Come on boy.
Didn't I teach you
the alphabet?
That's it.
Now a K.
Your letter.
As in Ketill.
Remember,
like I taught you.
I don't wanna do
this any more!
Boy, turn on the thingie!
- What thingie?
The radio, turn it on!
Good day.
- Good day to you.
What are people up to?
- We're on a hunger strike.
That's good enough.
- Why?
Justice over injustice!
Ketill, you too!
Justice over injustice!
Justice over injustice!
Justice over injustice!
Daníel Sævarsson!
Daníel Sævarsson,
you have visitors.
Well, have you had a
look in the book yet?
Yes. -I've talked do the
rector and it's all set.
You'll do the academic
part from in here.
We'll do this together.
- Sure.
You're acting strangely.
Are you on drugs?
Stop asking him about
that, he's not on drugs.
Sure he is! Viggó told
me the whole story.
Huh?-Your support liasion!
Viggó!
Viggó?
- Yes.
Who's this Viggó?
- We've been paying off
all of your drug debts.
It's half a million Daníel!
Half a million!
Are you insane?!?
Half a million?
Viggó is lying to you!
Who is this Viggó?
- Viggó Breiðfjörð.
The art forger?!?
- Yes.
The idiot who conned Ási
out of all that money!
What Ási?
- Ási the bank manager!
Ási, Sigga's husband.
- Sigga's husband?
Have you given
our money to some deranged?
Sævar!
Some traitor!
Sævar!
Home 0, Visitors 7
Watch out for the ball!
Over here!
Sorry, It was my fault.
- What!?
Well done. Eat her up!
Oh my god!
Mind your ass!
Get up, you whiny girl!
Welcome to real football!
Take it easy. It's just
a game. She's a girl!
Go play at home!
Hey! Don't push me!
Red card!?! For what?!?
Hey, relax.
It's just a game.
Heeeyyy!
What is this shit?
Leave me alone!
Man out!
Shoot!
What?
- The glue. It didn't work.
Didn't you see it?
- No.
OK. Aren't you good?
- Sure.
I was thinking about
prepping the condiments.
I'll get you later.
Grab a good table for us.
My friend.
My dear friend.
I'm really sad about
your father.
Sit down with me.
It's a major shock.
Will he pull through?
Or is he a vegetable?
Mom told me everything
about your dealings.
What? -It's the most
pathetic thing I've seen.
Conning money from my mom.
- Nonono
You're a damn liar.
- Your mom got it all wrong.
Do you ever stop lying?
- You don't understand.
The guys were going to do
horrible things to you.
I was trying to tell them-
- Stop your fucking bullshit!
Admit it! You're an asshole!
You've used me, and my mom,
you've conned money
out of my family
I'm only trying to help you.
- You can deduct the drugs
from what you owe my mother,
you fucking asshole.
Why do you say these things?
Your words wound me.
I'm raised by a good family.
My father is a policeman.
Just give me the drugs.
- There are no drugs.
I fushed it all, it's far
out at sea by now.
Are you?damn you!
You whore hatchling!
Your mommy is a whore!
And your dad is a vegetable,
and you are a dickhead!
- Whatever.
Wait, you don't understand.
- Let go!
Do you know what you've done?
They'll beat me up!
They can beat you up for all
I care. You deserve it!
If I could, I would
beat you up myself!
You don't know what you've done!
They'll hurt me!
They won't listen.
Look at you.
Everybody likes me here.
Everybody likes me.
Do you have the stuff?
I want some fried fsh!
- Las in Lenin.
Mas in Mao.
Get a move on boy!
Georg, I'm dyslexic.
- You're just lazy.
No, no
- Get a grip
Um ah Ss Ssaa
StstaStalin?
Stalin?
- Stalin!
Stalin!
- Stalin!
Stalin! STALIN!
I can re.!
How much water has he had?
- I don't know.
You're a natural catastrophe!
- Am I going into isolation?
A man lies here very sick
because of your protests!
Well that wasn't
I asking you please to
stop recording now.
You hear that? She bans
all recordings!
The Geneva convention
is being violated live on TV!
Send him
to his cell on the double!
Reading center now!
- Injustice over justice!
Injustice over justice!
Injustice over
Great moves in the match.
- Thanks.
How about it boys,
can I offer you some more?
Just a small one.
This meat is delicious.
How do you get it so juicy?
- Isn't it good?
Yeah, lamb chops never fail.
It's actually foal meat.
- OK?
From a foal then?
See, the trick is to only grill each
side for a couple of minutes.
GAAASSS!