I Am Groot (2022) s01e05 Episode Script

(MARVEL THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC FAST-FORWARDS)
(MUSIC PLAYS AT NORMAL SPEED)
- (MUSIC ENDS)
- Hmm.
(GRUNTS)
(YOU CAN GET IT IF YOU REALLY
WANT BY JIMMY CLIFF PLAYING)
(ROCKET SNORING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(SHOWER RUNNING)
(GRUNTS)
Whee!
(GRUNTS)
- (BONES CRACK)
- (GRUNTS)
(BEEPS)
- (GRUNTS)
- (EXPLOSION)
(CHUCKLING)
(GRUNTS)
(YELPS)
(GRUNTS)
(ALARM BEEPING)
(HUMMING)
ROCKET: Groot, where (GASPS)
Groot, are you okay?
Groot, are you dead?
Oh, yeah, you're right there with the
Wait. Are those these ship's fuel rods?
Wait, how did you get
the walls wet and on fire?
Wait, what's that? (SNIFFING)
Is that Drax's soap?
He's been lookin' everywhere for
this. He won't shut up about it.
Groot, why does it look like
a bomb went off in here?
I am Groot.
A bomb did go off?
What? How did you get Hey!
Don't give me that look.
Don't think you're getting
out of this by being cute.
Why are you handing me this?
What is this? More trash?
It better be a written
apology. Let's see this.
Oh.
Oh, look how big you are.
Oh, this is very nice.
We gotta get this framed.
Put up on the top of the fridge.
I can't stay mad at you, can I?
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
- What is that? Is that my tail hair?
- (EXPLOSION)
Groot! (GRUNTING)
You gotta be kidding me.