If I Hadn't Met You (2018) s01e05 Episode Script

Nando vs. Rubén

1
A NETFLIX SERIES
[sorrowful music playing]
[sniffles]
MARCH 1ST, 2014
- Come on.
- Coming.
[kisses]
[sniffles]
[man] Stay strong, Sergio. Stay strong.
[woman sniffles]
Your father was very proud of you.
He had very good reasons.
You turned out like he planned.
[Sergio chuckles softly] Thank you.
- [Deme exhales]
- [woman 2 sniffles]
[woman 2] Samuel. Samuel.
[Andrés exhales]
[Deme sniffles]
[Deme exhales]
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay. [scoffs]
Don't worry.
Everything eventually will be okay.
Hope so.
Okay.
Hey, here comes Sergio.
- [Sergio] Hello.
- [Andrés] Sergio.
[Deme] Hi, buddy.
[Sergio sighs] It's awful.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Andrés] So how about you?
Have you been holding up okay?
- Nando?
- Hmm?
You following Rubén?
Come again?
Ah. Ah.
No, no. Didn't notice him.
[Emma scoffs]
He's visiting his fiancée's memorial.
Ah.
Uh, perfect. That's great.
- So you came to see what he's up to?
- Hmm.
No. We're supposed to go grab lunch.
[Nando] Hmm.
[suspenseful music continues]
[inaudible]
[inaudible]
[Nando inhales]
Well, it seems like
she's already beat you to it.
[Isa] Whose grave is Rubén visiting?
His fiancee's. Uh, Rubén.
Hmm.
His fiancée's buried here?
He never mentions her, does he?
I'm sure he and Emma
are busy with other things, huh?
And maybe this has nothing to do with you?
And maybe there's something
going on with you two?
Emma, the truth is nobody in the office
knows what to think.
- [Nando] Mm-hmm.
- Oh yeah? Tell them it's a secret.
You'll impress them. Huh?
[Isa chuckles]
Let's go.
[suspenseful music continues]
[music swelling]
[Andrés]
I'm glad you decided to come. Hmm?
Distract yourself a bit.
[sighs] Thank you for being here with me.
Glad we could make it.
My dad really loved coming here.
[Deme chuckles]
Remember when
we played hide-and-seek there?
Yes. [sniffles]
Yeah, both our dads
really loved to philosophize.
And we'd always scrape our knees
playing soccer in the river.
[chuckles] Yeah.
I still got the scars from it.
Really?
Goddamn. It feels like a century ago.
[Sergio sniffles]
[phone whooshes]
WHEREARYOU
Hey, what's up?
I can't figure it out.
On WhereArYou,
it says Rubén's using the app,
but he's not online.
I think maybe he just
doesn't want to be found.
[Alfredo] Well, you said
he left the cemetery with some girl,
so maybe the two of them are
having themselves a little bang sesh?
Oh, that's it. [imitates bed creaking]
You know? [chuckles nervously]
[Nando] So?
How is it going?
You still trying to find him?
- [Isa] What's up?
- Uh, Emma is
is trying to track Rubén
like some puppy dog.
I'm not tracking anyone.
It's because he left with that girl?
No. I need to talk to him
about the event tomorrow.
[chuckles]
Are you sure this is
about the event tomorrow?
Because you do seem a bit tense.
Tense, huh?
Maybe running a company that generates
millions of dollars is hard work.
But, hey, if you have a better idea,
please share it with us.
[Alfredo] All right.
Let's focus on what's important.
To your father, an upstanding person.
- Thanks.
- [Alfredo] To Carlos.
- To Carlos.
- To Carlos.
[chuckling in the distance]
[Emma] Isa, why are you drinking water?
I suppose you're pregnant?
[scoffs]
[Rubén] Hello.
Sorry it took us so long to get here.
I'd like to introduce Anna.
- [Anna in Russian accent] Hello.
- [all] Hi.
- She is my dear sister.
- [Emma] Ah.
She just flew in from Russia.
Welcome.
So good to be here.
It's a pleasure to have you here.
You know, Rubén has had everyone intrigued
with his calls in Russian.
[Anna] I'm not surprised.
It's because our family is peculiar.
We don't talk much about ourselves.
Our father was a diplomat,
and he got to know her mother
on one of his work trips.
Ah.
[Anna] Rubén and I were born the same day,
but our mothers are different.
- Oh, really?
- [Rubén] Yes.
I know this sounds kind of bad,
but our father cared about formalities,
so he married both my mom and hers.
[Sergio] Oh, really?
[Rubén] I actually first learned about her
as an adult, and we met up.
But we don't see each other that often
because she's always away a lot, no?
Not right now. I'm on vacation.
So if I can, I'll steal my brother
from you, for a few days.
[Rubén] Of course. Cheers.
- [Alfredo] To Carlos.
- [Deme] To Carlos.
- [Andrés] To Carlos.
- [glasses clink]
[dramatic music playing]
[Andrés] Rubén's dad
sounds like quite the character, right?
In the show I was telling you about,
the main character is a secret agent
who has two children
and both his children
were born in two different places.
Ah! Tut-tut.
And the two are secret agents.
- Ah.
- Whoa.
Following in his father's footsteps.
[Isa] You think Rubén and Anna
could be secret agents or what?
[Emma] Aw!
[whimsical music playing]
Come to the bathroom?
What is it, huh?
You can go, and I'll take care of it.
No, no, no. I'd rather do it.
It has nothing to do with you.
[Emma scoffs]
Hey.
- [Isa whimpering]
- Ah.
It won't be like this every month.
Calm down.
I'm scared we'll never be able
to have children.
Then we won't have them.
It's not the end of the world.
No, maybe we should try
something different, like in-vitro.
- Okay, we'll see. No problem, yeah?
- [Isa sniffles]
But don't leave me sex-starved.
I'm kidding.
I'm just trying to make you smile.
- Isa, please don't stress.
- [Isa exhales]
I don't care if we have one kid,
20 kids, or if we have none.
The only thing I care about is you.
Understand?
I love you, okay?
- Yes?
- Yeah. [sniffles]
Gorgeous.
- I love you.
- You too.
[Isa exhales]
[gentle music playing]
All right, pumpkin, you have a good rest.
- [kisses] You too, Deme.
- Thank you.
- Bye, Emma.
- Goodbye. [kisses]
- Thanks for everything.
- Bye.
Well.
Thanks for everything.
We'll see you tomorrow, hmm?
- Let's go.
- Come here, come here. [exhales]
I'm so happy
that you want to have children.
I'm not gonna have any
for so many different reasons,
but I hope you have
many healthy children with Nando.
I'll help take care of them
as if they were my own.
Come on. Let's get going, honey.
See you tomorrow.
[dramatic stinger]
[Isa] Hello!
Congratulations. [chuckles]
- Hello, Papa.
- [Nando chuckles]
[baby coos]
And let me say hello
to this little perfect person.
Mía.
Mario.
[dramatic stinger]
[suspenseful music playing]
Take care of the body.
[car engine turns over]
It's over.
[line beeps]
[gunshots firing]
[Emma breathing heavily]
[mobile ringing]
[mobile continues ringing]
[exhales]
Ugh.
They just killed me. You happy now?
[Nando] I'm sorry,
but the kids are impossible to handle.
Oh, goddammit.
Can't I be on my own for one day?
I asked you
to be with them for just today.
- [Mía] Mommy!
- [Nando] So what? Are you coming?
Ugh! [grunts]
[dramatic stinger]
[Emma chuckling]
So? Are you happy now, you crazy weirdo?
You have to try it, Alfredo.
This is such a major stress relief.
No, I'm good.
I have the utmost respect for firearms,
but I prefer
to leave my stress in private.
[Emma chuckles]
[classical music playing]
Thank you.
You're off until tomorrow.
But you behave yourself, I know you.
Welcome back.
I hope everything's to your liking.
I'm sure it will be, Carlos. Shall we?
[Carlos] Please.
- [Emma] Ready?
- Good to go.
We've tested the interface
and the image is spectacular.
- They're gonna love it. I'm telling you.
- [Deme] Yes.
Hey, by the way,
is Rubén coming to the presentation?
Well, yes. He should be here.
But I can't seem to find him
on the WhereArYou app.
Hmm. Isn't it strange that the guy
who created the app doesn't use it?
Well, you know how Rubén is.
Where are you going?
- [Alfredo] To see the kids.
- Not that way.
Come on, I'll go with you.
- How do you manage to get lost every time?
- [Alfredo sighs]
Do you think
they've already fed my boy? Huh?
Hey! Hey, baby. Who loves you, huh?
Who loves his baby, huh? Huh?
Tonight I'm gonna make you a nice steak.
This says Isa's in Seville.
Isn't she coming?
Well, I talked to her this morning,
and she didn't say anything.
These bangs bothering you?
You want them like this or like that?
That's how things are, okay?
Well, we'll talk later.
Sure we can. Okay.
[horse whinnies]
- Have you been paintballing?
- [Emma chuckles]
Where's Isa?
Yesterday she drank a lot
of coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
- And she didn't sleep a wink all night.
- [dramatic stinger]
She's being impossible.
Come on. Don't get angry, Isa. Please
She doesn't like Rubén.
She just wants you.
Since she won't be able to have children
with you, she wants me to have them.
I'm too angry.
- Come on.
- Nando, angry!
- [dramatic stinger]
- [Isa exhales]
She's finally getting some sleep.
- Recovering.
- [Emma chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah.
- [horse chuffs]
I saw her drinking
too much wine and coffee.
Yeah, yeah. It's time. Shall we or what?
I'm gonna go see the mare.
[whimsical music playing]
- Do you want to have children?
- Oh my God. Not again.
Emma, Please. Go get changed.
You're dressed for paintball, huh?
- The customers are waiting.
- No, don't worry about my clothes.
You want to be a parent?
I mean, are you really ready?
Why are you asking me
all of these questions, Emma?
I want what Isa wants. Period. That's it.
[horse whinnies]
[hostler] Whoa!
Whoa! [grunts]
- [hostler] Down. Whoa, keep calm.
- Jesus! Whoa!
[hostler] Come on, beautiful. Come on.
- [man 1] Are you okay?
- Yes, thank you. Everything's okay.
[inhales]
I'm sorry.
It's just that she gets nervous.
We're still getting to know each other,
this beauty and I.
Something wrong?
[Alfredo breathing heavily]
Don't you think I would've given it to you
if I had if I had that kind of money?
- I don't have any!
- You shouldn't have gambled.
I took one of your eyes.
Do you want me to take the other one?
No. No.
[Alfredo breathes heavily]
Get me the money before midnight.
[Alfredo gags, coughs]
Huh?
No. It was just that, uh, for a second,
the the horse startled me, but, uh
No. Thank you, man.
Oh, hey.
You're that man on TV, huh?
Alfredo. The sly business lynx.
Ah, oh, I see.
Well, lynx [chuckles]
Like a little kitten.
[man 1] Aren't we lucky.
We've always wanted to meet you,
and now we find you here.
Uh, may your good luck continue.
Well, I, um I mean, I have to go.
They're waiting for me.
Something wrong?
It seems like you're afraid of us.
No, not at all.
Uh, why would I be afraid of you
when you seem like such friendly people?
Huh?
- [man 2] Come on.
- Huh?
[man 2] We're asking you nicely.
Come with us.
[Alfredo]
He's getting very attached to me.
[Alfredo chuckles, clears throat]
Who wouldn't want to get lost
in the best landscapes on the planet, huh?
[phone vibrating]
With this virtual reality program,
you can get lost without leaving home.
From top professionals in every industry
to adventurous teenagers.
Awesome, right?
You just have to put on your glasses
and then choose.
- [whispers] What's up?
- It's Isa. Be right back.
[Andrés] endless lush forests
where the horizon stretches to infinity.
[Deme] Well, now's the time
to test it out. Any volunteers?
Great. We'll be passing out the glasses,
so we can all enjoy
this wonderful experience.
Thank you so much.
- [phone vibrating]
- [Deme] Thank you so much for coming.
Now we can try on our
virtual reality glasses and see the world.
Notice how comfortable the headset is.
If you have any questions,
just let me know.
[Andrés] Hey, here you have the bags.
If you need anything, please just ask.
[Emma] Hello?
[Isa] Sorry to bother you,
but Nando's line is busy,
and Deme and Andrés aren't picking up.
How was the presentation?
[Deme] seeing the whole world
[Isa] Emma? You there?
Uh, we're a bit busy over here,
but we'll call you after the meeting.
Fine, yeah. Of course.
[Deme] Right. So you can buy
whole new interactive worlds.
This is this is one of the examples
we have to show you.
These can include anything
from sports simulations
to virtual vacations.
Isa says hello.
Isa?
[exhales]
Hey, tell me
who you were talking to just now.
Emma, I don't owe you any explanations.
To me, you don't, but to Isa, oh yeah!
You tell her, or I will.
Stop it. Come on, Emma. Please.
Just calm down. I was talking to Mabel.
Mabel?
The one you went to New York with
to get over us?
We got in touch by mail
and met up again during our masters.
When you did your masters,
you were still with Isa.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't get the wrong idea.
She's a psychologist.
I was letting off steam.
Oh, I gotcha. You weren't cheating,
only letting off steam.
We were letting off steam
by talking, Emma. Talking!
Okay?
Well, the truth is we later signed up
for that app, uh, Singles.
[scoffs]
And we sent each other videos,
but nothing more.
- So now you're on Singles?
- Yes.
Well, okay, then. Just explain it to me.
You cheated on me with Isa,
you're cheating on Isa with Mabel,
so who's your next victim, huh?
Sergio's mother?
You're not allowed to do this to Isa.
No, please, you can't abandon her.
You have to have those children. You must!
- [Nando] Emma.
- [breathing heavily]
Yeah?
Your your nose.
["Rata de Dos Patas" playing]
[in Spanish] I'm talking to you ♪
Ugh!
Because a crawling bug ♪
Even the nastiest one ♪
[in English] Hold on a second.
Just a second.
[in Spanish]
Compared to you is very small ♪
Damn leech ♪
[in English] Nando!
Turn on the TV. One of your lovers
is singing a lovely song for you.
I swear, darling, she's going crazy again.
She's accusing me
of absurd things. Really.
[Isa] Well, come home, honey.
It's for the best.
Oh, boy. I have a meeting tomorrow
with with the investors.
Well, be careful and don't argue.
Do you hear me?
No, no. Try not to worry, okay?
Uh, I I don't want to see her.
- [banging on wall]
- [Emma] Nando!
[in Spanish]
I hate you and despise you ♪
[knocking on door]
Two-legged rat ♪
[knocking continues]
[Emma] Hey.
Rubén.
I've been knocking for a while.
Are you listening to music now?
Uh
Yes. Mmm.
You always show up when I really need you.
Are you all right?
All good. Come in.
Weren't you going on a trip with Anna?
Isn't that what you said?
Yes, but, uh she got a call
and had to fly back to Moscow.
[Emma] Mmm.
Well, well, well, what a shame.
Now we have time to be together.
Me and you.
Yeah.
When we make love, Emma,
I want the timing to be perfect.
Why do you always talk to me
like we were in a movie?
[chuckles]
Tell me what happened.
[sighs]
It's just, Isa's trying to have children,
and Nando's cheating on her.
That's what's happening.
[Rubén] Please tell me
you're gonna stay out of it.
[Emma] No. No, no, no, no, I can't.
Not for Isa.
It's for the children.
Because I, at first,
thought that if Isa married Nando,
I wouldn't see the children again.
But that's not the case.
For them to be born,
I need Isa to get pregnant.
I know this is painful,
but you have to accept
that the children of Nando and Isa
They won't be your children.
[gentle music playing]
[exhales]
I need to be with Mía and Mario.
Tomorrow morning, I'll leave first thing.
I don't wanna cross paths
with that scumbag Nando,
and I need to get my head straight.
Can you take my place? Can you, please?
I'm ready to help with anything you need.
Thank you.
I'll go tell Alfredo.
[sighs]
[line ringing]
I doubt you'll have any luck with that.
There's no answer.
I've been trying for hours.
[man 1] I'm so happy, Alfredo,
that you're here, huh?
I guess you could say
that I'm a fan of yours.
And it's amazing that someone like you
always guesses which team
will win the championship.
Or which tennis player
is gonna win the Roland-Garros.
- How do you do it, Alfredo?
- [both chuckle]
Do you fix the results?
[both chuckle]
Can you imagine? [chuckles]
Yeah, imagine that? Imagine me
calling the League to do that? I, uh
No way. [chuckles, clears throat]
Let's see if I can make you understand it.
You know that I love horses.
A lot.
But I'm not here on holiday.
I've come here because of you, man.
You're gonna tell me everything willingly.
Or I will make you.
- [ominous music playing]
- [snaps fingers]
- [Emma] Nothing. Still no answer.
- [phone whooshes]
The app isn't able to locate him.
Hey, maybe he's out with that mare.
- There's no horse missing from the stable.
- [Andrés] Perfect.
[Emma] What if he's lost?
He could get lost in his own house.
- Who knows?
- [chuckles]
Listen, don't you think
that maybe he's with a new friend? Uh
Ever consider not all men
think with their dick?
[both] Ooh.
[Rubén] Well, can we check
the security cameras?
Oh, go ahead. They're at your disposal.
Yeah?
[classical music playing]
[Emma] Look. Bald and tattooed.
- Isn't this, um, Johnny and
- Monegro.
Monegro. That's it.
Alfredo told me about them.
They resemble thugs
from a crappy nightclub, huh?
[Emma] Can't you see he's freaking out?
We have to call the police
before they rip out his eye.
What? But why would they rip his eye out?
No use bringing the police into this.
Can someone explain to me
what's going on here, huh?
Uh, well, okay, then. Let me see.
Since we're all, uh, together here
I'm willing to let you in on it.
But, uh
only you.
[door shuts]
[man 1] To the point, Alfredo.
If they're so dangerous, why hasn't
Alfredo reported them to the police?
- Because they haven't hurt him yet.
- [exhales]
Well, yet.
But they could hurt him at any moment.
[Deme] But why? I'm not understanding
anything you're saying.
It's here. Monegro. Cabin number 13.
[Carlos] That's the furthest cabin.
What can I do, sir?
Nothing. Thank you very much.
Don't worry, we got it.
- Uh, come again?
- [Rubén] Let's go.
["Histori" by Nik Ammar playing]
Go away.
[chuckles] What? Are you gonna stop me?
We're gonna need Nando's help. Let's go.
All right.
I'm not sure how to explain it all.
It's a it's a long story.
Ah, to the point, Alfredo.
[Alfredo sighs]
I know what's gonna happen in the future.
- [chuckling]
- [Alfredo chuckles nervously]
Oh shit!
Wow, uh
- [man 1] Taking the piss out of me?
- [Alfredo] No!
Maybe I'll take a crap
on your whole fucking family.
All right.
I I can predict what will happen
up to five years from now
because I have travelled
from the future to the past.
Just listen. [sighs]
All right.
You have a you have a a casino
somewhere on the outskirts of Seville.
Yes or no? Yes?
[dramatic stinger]
[Alfredo] And there's this trapdoor.
And under it, you hide the money.
How could I know all that? Huh?
You think you're the only one
who knows, but, uh
- Stop right there, man!
- [gun cocks]
[dramatic stinger]
Who else knows, Alfredo?
[breathing shakily]
You're being robbed by someone,
but if I tell you who, he'll kill me.
[man 1] Who's robbing me? Jesus Christ!
- [Alfredo] Listen.
- [man 1] Tell me now! Who else knows?
Jesus Christ!
Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. He knows.
- ["Histori" by Nik Ammar playing]
- [gunshots]
- [gunshots continue]
- [whimpering] Oh, God!
[groans]
One, two, three
Oh, can't you see? ♪
There's a lot of crazy genius
In history ♪
Poets left, and painters right ♪
Greek mathematician ♪
- [Rubén] That's the house.
- [Andrés] That one?
[Rubén] Be careful.
[Andrés] Oof.
I don't know what we're doing here.
I'm a big fan of Jessica Fletcher,
but, oof!
[Deme breathing heavily]
[mobile ringing]
What great timing your girlfriend has.
Just tell her to come.
ISMAEL CALLING
Hey!
Oh shit!
["Histori" by Nik Ammar continues]
A little piece of history ♪
I don't think you understand ♪
Without them, no age of man ♪
No progress, no technology ♪
Without eccentricity ♪
[all shriek]
- What the hell's this?
- There's no sign of Alfredo anywhere.
- You think Alfredo did this?
- [Deme] Huh?
Well, it looks like
they must've fired at each other.
- [Deme] How do you know that?
- [Nando] Yeah, yes.
And and and why do you always
have to have a gun on you?
- You do? Why?
- Yeah, I'd like to know too.
- Huh? Huh?
- Can you explain what for? Huh?
Okay, I can explain.
[Nando] Okay. What?
But first, we have to find Alfredo.
- Come on.
- [Andrés] Huh?
- [Rubén] Excuse me.
- Ugh!
- [Emma] Huh?
- [Deme] Oh God.
How can we leave here
without calling the police?
I'll take care of the police.
It's important that we find Alfredo
because he's in real danger.
Oh my God, but
And besides,
those four guys aren't going anywhere.
- This guy's full of surprises.
- Yeah. Yeah, he sure is.
But he's right that the best thing
is to get out of here
because I can not handle it.
[Deme] Let's go. [gags]
I can't believe all of this
is happening to us.
Yeah. And it's getting late,
and we don't know where he is.
Uh, um, Emma.
Hey, just one thing. Uh, um, uh
I know this isn't the right time,
but would you mind not telling Isa
about my phone call, Mabel, and all that?
Are you serious?
Alfredo's missing,
and you're trying to save your ass?
Man
Emma, uh
Emma. Emma.
- Hey, listen. Hey, hey, hey. You you
- What?
- You won't get me in trouble?
- You're already in trouble.
You're the one fucking Mabel, right?
Not me. You jerk.
["Histori" by Nik Ammar continues]
I don't think you understand ♪
Without them, no age of man ♪
No progress, no technology ♪
Without eccentricity ♪
[all together] Alfredo!
- [Andrés] Are you here?
- [all clamoring] Alfredo!
- [Deme] Where are you?
- [Andrés] Alfredo!
- [Deme] Alfredo!
- [Andrés] Alfredo!
Alfredo! Alfredo!
[Deme] Alfredo!
[Nando] Here?
Alfredo.
[Alfredo] Somebody help me, please!
- [Nando] Alfredo!
- [Andrés] Alfredo!
- [Nando] Alfredo.
- [Andrés] Alfredo!
[Alfredo] Help me!
- [all] Alfredo!
- [Alfredo] Help me!
[all] Alfredo.
[Alfredo] I can't believe it.
- I can't. I can't believe it.
- [Andrés] Alfredo.
[Alfredo crying]
I can't believe it.
I've lost it! Not again, please!
I've lost it again!
God, I've lost my eye.
[rap song in Spanish playing]
[song ends]
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