Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e05 Episode Script
Episode 5
1
Breakfast is served!
Bread again today, huh?
Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
Yeah, but we've been eating
this same bread for a week now.
Of course we have!
It's the trade-in stickers
on this bread that I'm after!
Super
Buttery
Rolls
Super
Buttery
Rolls
Super
Buttery
Rolls
Super Bread Promo Campaign
You're collecting those?
Well, it's not the stickers
themselves I'm collecting.
Yeah, okay
And? What do you get once you have enough?
Well, actually
Actually?
Get this!
Anyone who gets enough stickers
Tibetan
Sand Fox
will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
What?! Yurine's looking at me with
an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!
You can see the thirst in her eyes!
Why is she looking at me like that?!
Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
this bread for a while, then.
How many points do you need, anyway?
Fifteen points.
Fifteen points?!
And one bag gets you one point?
This'll take forever.
It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
You have to do your best to eat it, too!
All right, fine.
I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
You really do get it, Yurine!
Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
Super
Buttery
Rolls
No way.
Good morning.
Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
See you later.
Have a good day.
Therefore, I want everyone to know that
horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,
are shaped like brushes, and are edible.
Wait, that's not right.
Coming back to the topic, aren't those
straw sacks the things we store rice in?
So I would weave them out
of straw. That's what I'm saying.
I'm tired of the Wide Show.
Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,
I have nothing else to do
after Yurine leaves, though.
Volume
Channel
Sound
Mute
TV Guide
Home
we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.
But you can't weave sacks
from horsetail shoots!
Am I wrong? They're too short to—
Volume
Live Morning TV!
Heated Debate!\
What the heck are they doing?
Live Morning TV!
Heated Debate!
With the sound off,
I have no idea what's going on!
Live Morning TV!
Heated Debate!
Now this is interesting!
Beth
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Roll, roll, roll
Well, no use in rolling around all day.
I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
All for the Tibetan sand fox!
No better time for lunch
than after the chores are done.
I know you slept with him!
I wanna get out of prison soon
and watch Dropkick on My Devil!
Don't be tied down by common sense!
Why would you wanna do that?
Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.
Okay, fine!
Yeah, I know,
Then, you can repent in Hell!
but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.
I love them!
You left out Pekola!
I forgot about her.
You didn't turn to look back at me!
I was so sad!
Did you actually contribute
to the crowdfunding?
I knew . . .
Of course I did.
But I . . .
The Pekola package was the only option.
I have hemorrhoids!
You mean you're a bottom?!
Then you should be supporting Pekola!
I will!
To Be Continued
I end up watching this
foreign drama every week.
We could totally do a live-action
Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer.
I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
but I've been negotiating for
1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
I am the Pigeon Baron!
I'm super evil!
And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here
to tell you that it's 3:00!
The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
Yum.
But eating this same bread
every few hours is getting old.
I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
who ate all the Memory Bread felt
I want that tote bag, though!
And I don't want to use online
auctions or marketplace apps!
I want to get it on my own!
But I can't just keep the stickers
and throw away the bread!
I can't have a repeat of that
tragic chocolate incident!
People who waste food are fools!
I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
they could just throw money around!
Think! Isn't there a more
effective way to get points?!
Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help.
Sure!
I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
Them
Nothing beats one of these with a glass
of milk after a day of delivering milk!
Right?
I really appreciate it.
I can't eat as many as you do.
You'll never get stronger that way!
I'd like to help you, too,
but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
By the box?
Take this one for starters!
I'll be calling to make sure
you're actually eating it!
Send me photos to prove it, too!
B-But this bread has a lot
of calories, so I'd gain weight
Okay, okay
All right, I'm counting on all of you!
That should make it
a little easier to get enough.
Pretty soon, I'll have
a whole sheet filled in!
Super Bread Promo Campaign
Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
Place your stickers on this sheet\h\h!
But I need one to use, one to save,
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
and one to look at,
meaning I'll need three in total.
I gotta go buy more bread!
Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
Sure.
Just make sure you don't throw
away the stickers on the bags.
That won't be a problem!
Wow, so much bread for me!
I'll save so much money! Thank you!
See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
Get on your hands and knees and
thank me with your entire body and soul.
I am your evil god!
God? Aren't you a devil?
Still
Super
Buttery
Rolls
She gave all this to me,
the homeless angel shivering in the park
She's a devil performing
the charity of an angel.
I'll just offer a casual prayer
asking God to bless you.
I hope the other angels
aren't watching me right now
Tajiri, yer out!
My name is not Tajiri!
Genesis
So
With everyone's help,
she collected lots of stickers,
and a few months later
It's finally here!
I've really been stretching
my neck out waiting for this!
One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
Three in all!
What's wrong?
Tibetan
Sand Fox
I was obsessed with this thing
when I was collecting the points,
but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
In fact, it feels like all of it
was in vain!
You're saying this after all you
put us through to help you?
But I guess I can understand how
the collection process itself is fun.
I wasted all that time and money!
Sheesh.
A Few Days Later
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
This time, you can get a
Tibetan sand fox plate!
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
The item to buy is cup ramen!
We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
You didn't learn a thing.
So grateful! So grateful!
Beth! Devil fusion time!
Scoot, scoot, scoot
Nice to meet ya.
Fus
ion
I have all these pouches and tote
bags that came free with magazines.
Why'd you buy them if
you're not going to use them?
You're one to talk.
Something just made me
feel compelled to buy them.
Remember what I said
before the commercials?
The collection process itself is fun.
Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
I always notice the
smell these freebies have.
Let me try.
Th-That's a unique smell
Oh, isn't this
What is it?
It feels familiar, for some reason.
Like something I smelled a long
time ago, when I was a little kid
100 YEN Shop
Inverted
Cross
— Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
What should I buy?
Medusa, this is really cool!
Wow, it looks strong!
Yokozuna
I bet this is really valuable!
I think it's just 100 yen.
Huh?
I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
Oh, yeah!
Dog
Dog
This is cute!
Really? You think so?
Yeah! It's super cute!
Let me see.
Aw, looks nice.
Right? I'm getting this!
I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
What? Really?
You, Jashin-chan? For real?
Do you have the money?
It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
Thanks, Jashin-chan!
I'll use it as a pencil case!
Year 3 Pazuzu Class
— The Next Day —
Gross!
Medusa's pencil case stinks!
It smells like cheap plastic!
Like, it reeks!
Gross!
And it says "Dog" on it!
I bought yakisoba bread
from the school store.
What's wrong?
Jashin-chan
The boys said my pencil case stinks
What?!
And they laughed
because it says "Dog" on it
Say what?!
Who was it?!
Who said her pencil case stinks?!
Wait, it does stink!
Dog
Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!
Wait So what if it does?!
Who cares?!
Get out here!
Was it you?!
Was it you?!
Who was it, damn it?!
Who was it?!
Beef
I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
Show yourself, you coward!
Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
Hey, calm down!
C'mon
It is not okay!
It actually got that bad?
It really pissed me off at
the time, for some reason.
You're always so mean to Medusa,
but when other people
do it, you go off on them.
Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
I-I am not! There's not one
measly shred of kindness in me!
I'm a devil, remember?
I just couldn't sit around and let them
make fun of something I bought for you.
What?! You got a problem with that?!
Nope.
Okay, then, here.
If the smell means that much to you,
then you two can have them all.
I don't want these! You just can't
be bothered to throw them away!
You know, the smell of that pencil
case went away over time as I used it.
There you go, Yurine.
So use 'em!
Monolith!
You're so black and square!
So kwoote! Yes!
It's 7:00.
Oh, right
Good morning.
Who was that, anyway?
Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
than mornings in the human realm.
I like mornings in the human realm better.
Today's my birthday.
I hope something good happens!
Whoa, hey Is this for real?
I forgot to start recording
Where's my fan service scene?
Hey! Why am I blurred?!
We can't show that.
It's a little too extreme.
Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
Jashin-chan
It's Jashin-chan.
Could it be
Hello, Jashin-cha—
Medusa! Hel—
Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
Mount Takao
Takaosanguchi
Station
That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
What could have happened to Jashin-chan?
I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!
Jashin-chan! What happened?!
She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
I was sure it was going to pay out today!
I guess I'll really have
to kill you this time.
Help me!
How much did you spend?
Forty thousand
Oh, all right.
Thanks!
Sea Urchin
My money!
Sea Urchin
You should be more worried about your hand!
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
If you pity me, give me money.
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
Medusa! Get the super glue!
Sea Urchin
Super glue!
S-Stapler! Stapler!
Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
Sticking
Out
Misaligned
I glued it back on!
Thanks.
That money
You need to return it to Medusa.
No!
Jashin-chan regrets what
she did! She really does!
You're too soft, Medusa.
If she regretted it, she wouldn't
keep doing it over and over.
But
Look at the time.
I need to get going.
Make sure you give that
money back to Medusa.
And do something about the
money you burned through.
Here's your money back.
I'll loan it to you.
Huh?
Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
Medusa!
Okay! I'll become a famous
YouTuber and pay you back!
Try to be realistic
Didn't you know that I'm already
a well-known virtual YouTuber?
All of that money goes
toward administrative expenses.
You'll never see any of it.
Well, I'm going to head back now.
I'll come again soon.
Wait!
Here.
Here.
Uh what is it?
Today is you know your
You remembered?
Are you dumb?
There's no way I'd forget.
Here. Don't worry,
I bought it with my own money.
Jashin-chan
I was right! You really are kind!
Like hell I am!
I'm a devil, remember?!
Happy birthday, Medusa.
Thanks!
Today was a great day!
I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
Costume
Ninja
Super cool!
From Jashin-chan
I love you, Medusa!
Jashin-chan!
Dog
Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
Huh?! That'd be the same as running
from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
That's impossible!
No, you've gotta build up more,
or you'll never win the trail race
from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
The one that crosses Japan from the
Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
that covers 415 kilometers of altitude
extremes and takes seven days to complete,
famed worldwide for how grueling it is?!
Who would run in that?!
You and me!
Wh-What?!
I already entered us!
Breakfast is served!
Bread again today, huh?
Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
Yeah, but we've been eating
this same bread for a week now.
Of course we have!
It's the trade-in stickers
on this bread that I'm after!
Super
Buttery
Rolls
Super
Buttery
Rolls
Super
Buttery
Rolls
Super Bread Promo Campaign
You're collecting those?
Well, it's not the stickers
themselves I'm collecting.
Yeah, okay
And? What do you get once you have enough?
Well, actually
Actually?
Get this!
Anyone who gets enough stickers
Tibetan
Sand Fox
will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
What?! Yurine's looking at me with
an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!
You can see the thirst in her eyes!
Why is she looking at me like that?!
Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
this bread for a while, then.
How many points do you need, anyway?
Fifteen points.
Fifteen points?!
And one bag gets you one point?
This'll take forever.
It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
You have to do your best to eat it, too!
All right, fine.
I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
You really do get it, Yurine!
Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
Super
Buttery
Rolls
No way.
Good morning.
Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
See you later.
Have a good day.
Therefore, I want everyone to know that
horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,
are shaped like brushes, and are edible.
Wait, that's not right.
Coming back to the topic, aren't those
straw sacks the things we store rice in?
So I would weave them out
of straw. That's what I'm saying.
I'm tired of the Wide Show.
Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,
I have nothing else to do
after Yurine leaves, though.
Volume
Channel
Sound
Mute
TV Guide
Home
we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.
But you can't weave sacks
from horsetail shoots!
Am I wrong? They're too short to—
Volume
Live Morning TV!
Heated Debate!\
What the heck are they doing?
Live Morning TV!
Heated Debate!
With the sound off,
I have no idea what's going on!
Live Morning TV!
Heated Debate!
Now this is interesting!
Beth
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Roll, roll, roll
Well, no use in rolling around all day.
I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
All for the Tibetan sand fox!
No better time for lunch
than after the chores are done.
I know you slept with him!
I wanna get out of prison soon
and watch Dropkick on My Devil!
Don't be tied down by common sense!
Why would you wanna do that?
Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.
Okay, fine!
Yeah, I know,
Then, you can repent in Hell!
but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.
I love them!
You left out Pekola!
I forgot about her.
You didn't turn to look back at me!
I was so sad!
Did you actually contribute
to the crowdfunding?
I knew . . .
Of course I did.
But I . . .
The Pekola package was the only option.
I have hemorrhoids!
You mean you're a bottom?!
Then you should be supporting Pekola!
I will!
To Be Continued
I end up watching this
foreign drama every week.
We could totally do a live-action
Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer.
I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
but I've been negotiating for
1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
I am the Pigeon Baron!
I'm super evil!
And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here
to tell you that it's 3:00!
The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
Yum.
But eating this same bread
every few hours is getting old.
I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
who ate all the Memory Bread felt
I want that tote bag, though!
And I don't want to use online
auctions or marketplace apps!
I want to get it on my own!
But I can't just keep the stickers
and throw away the bread!
I can't have a repeat of that
tragic chocolate incident!
People who waste food are fools!
I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
they could just throw money around!
Think! Isn't there a more
effective way to get points?!
Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help.
Sure!
I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
Them
Nothing beats one of these with a glass
of milk after a day of delivering milk!
Right?
I really appreciate it.
I can't eat as many as you do.
You'll never get stronger that way!
I'd like to help you, too,
but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
By the box?
Take this one for starters!
I'll be calling to make sure
you're actually eating it!
Send me photos to prove it, too!
B-But this bread has a lot
of calories, so I'd gain weight
Okay, okay
All right, I'm counting on all of you!
That should make it
a little easier to get enough.
Pretty soon, I'll have
a whole sheet filled in!
Super Bread Promo Campaign
Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
Place your stickers on this sheet\h\h!
But I need one to use, one to save,
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
Tibetan
Sand Fox
and one to look at,
meaning I'll need three in total.
I gotta go buy more bread!
Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
Sure.
Just make sure you don't throw
away the stickers on the bags.
That won't be a problem!
Wow, so much bread for me!
I'll save so much money! Thank you!
See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
Get on your hands and knees and
thank me with your entire body and soul.
I am your evil god!
God? Aren't you a devil?
Still
Super
Buttery
Rolls
She gave all this to me,
the homeless angel shivering in the park
She's a devil performing
the charity of an angel.
I'll just offer a casual prayer
asking God to bless you.
I hope the other angels
aren't watching me right now
Tajiri, yer out!
My name is not Tajiri!
Genesis
So
With everyone's help,
she collected lots of stickers,
and a few months later
It's finally here!
I've really been stretching
my neck out waiting for this!
One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
Three in all!
What's wrong?
Tibetan
Sand Fox
I was obsessed with this thing
when I was collecting the points,
but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
In fact, it feels like all of it
was in vain!
You're saying this after all you
put us through to help you?
But I guess I can understand how
the collection process itself is fun.
I wasted all that time and money!
Sheesh.
A Few Days Later
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
This time, you can get a
Tibetan sand fox plate!
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
Tibetan
Sand
Fox
The item to buy is cup ramen!
We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
You didn't learn a thing.
So grateful! So grateful!
Beth! Devil fusion time!
Scoot, scoot, scoot
Nice to meet ya.
Fus
ion
I have all these pouches and tote
bags that came free with magazines.
Why'd you buy them if
you're not going to use them?
You're one to talk.
Something just made me
feel compelled to buy them.
Remember what I said
before the commercials?
The collection process itself is fun.
Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
I always notice the
smell these freebies have.
Let me try.
Th-That's a unique smell
Oh, isn't this
What is it?
It feels familiar, for some reason.
Like something I smelled a long
time ago, when I was a little kid
100 YEN Shop
Inverted
Cross
— Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
What should I buy?
Medusa, this is really cool!
Wow, it looks strong!
Yokozuna
I bet this is really valuable!
I think it's just 100 yen.
Huh?
I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
Oh, yeah!
Dog
Dog
This is cute!
Really? You think so?
Yeah! It's super cute!
Let me see.
Aw, looks nice.
Right? I'm getting this!
I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
What? Really?
You, Jashin-chan? For real?
Do you have the money?
It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
Thanks, Jashin-chan!
I'll use it as a pencil case!
Year 3 Pazuzu Class
— The Next Day —
Gross!
Medusa's pencil case stinks!
It smells like cheap plastic!
Like, it reeks!
Gross!
And it says "Dog" on it!
I bought yakisoba bread
from the school store.
What's wrong?
Jashin-chan
The boys said my pencil case stinks
What?!
And they laughed
because it says "Dog" on it
Say what?!
Who was it?!
Who said her pencil case stinks?!
Wait, it does stink!
Dog
Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!
Wait So what if it does?!
Who cares?!
Get out here!
Was it you?!
Was it you?!
Who was it, damn it?!
Who was it?!
Beef
I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
Show yourself, you coward!
Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
Hey, calm down!
C'mon
It is not okay!
It actually got that bad?
It really pissed me off at
the time, for some reason.
You're always so mean to Medusa,
but when other people
do it, you go off on them.
Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
I-I am not! There's not one
measly shred of kindness in me!
I'm a devil, remember?
I just couldn't sit around and let them
make fun of something I bought for you.
What?! You got a problem with that?!
Nope.
Okay, then, here.
If the smell means that much to you,
then you two can have them all.
I don't want these! You just can't
be bothered to throw them away!
You know, the smell of that pencil
case went away over time as I used it.
There you go, Yurine.
So use 'em!
Monolith!
You're so black and square!
So kwoote! Yes!
It's 7:00.
Oh, right
Good morning.
Who was that, anyway?
Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
than mornings in the human realm.
I like mornings in the human realm better.
Today's my birthday.
I hope something good happens!
Whoa, hey Is this for real?
I forgot to start recording
Where's my fan service scene?
Hey! Why am I blurred?!
We can't show that.
It's a little too extreme.
Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
Jashin-chan
It's Jashin-chan.
Could it be
Hello, Jashin-cha—
Medusa! Hel—
Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
Mount Takao
Takaosanguchi
Station
That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
What could have happened to Jashin-chan?
I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!
Jashin-chan! What happened?!
She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
I was sure it was going to pay out today!
I guess I'll really have
to kill you this time.
Help me!
How much did you spend?
Forty thousand
Oh, all right.
Thanks!
Sea Urchin
My money!
Sea Urchin
You should be more worried about your hand!
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
If you pity me, give me money.
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
Sea Urchin
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
If you pity me, give me money!
Medusa! Get the super glue!
Sea Urchin
Super glue!
S-Stapler! Stapler!
Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
Sticking
Out
Misaligned
I glued it back on!
Thanks.
That money
You need to return it to Medusa.
No!
Jashin-chan regrets what
she did! She really does!
You're too soft, Medusa.
If she regretted it, she wouldn't
keep doing it over and over.
But
Look at the time.
I need to get going.
Make sure you give that
money back to Medusa.
And do something about the
money you burned through.
Here's your money back.
I'll loan it to you.
Huh?
Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
Medusa!
Okay! I'll become a famous
YouTuber and pay you back!
Try to be realistic
Didn't you know that I'm already
a well-known virtual YouTuber?
All of that money goes
toward administrative expenses.
You'll never see any of it.
Well, I'm going to head back now.
I'll come again soon.
Wait!
Here.
Here.
Uh what is it?
Today is you know your
You remembered?
Are you dumb?
There's no way I'd forget.
Here. Don't worry,
I bought it with my own money.
Jashin-chan
I was right! You really are kind!
Like hell I am!
I'm a devil, remember?!
Happy birthday, Medusa.
Thanks!
Today was a great day!
I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
Costume
Ninja
Super cool!
From Jashin-chan
I love you, Medusa!
Jashin-chan!
Dog
Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
Huh?! That'd be the same as running
from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
That's impossible!
No, you've gotta build up more,
or you'll never win the trail race
from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
The one that crosses Japan from the
Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
that covers 415 kilometers of altitude
extremes and takes seven days to complete,
famed worldwide for how grueling it is?!
Who would run in that?!
You and me!
Wh-What?!
I already entered us!