Kazoops! (2016) s01e05 Episode Script
Cosmic Clean-Up
1 Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Cosmic Clean Up!" And finally, Zack Z Zap Whoops! Hey! Careful, you two.
Sorry, Jeanie.
We're playing pig tag.
Hold it! You can put my books you knocked over in a neat pile first.
Okay.
That's better.
Shouldn't you be cleaning your room, too? Nah, too busy playing to tidy! Can't catch me, Jimmy Jones! Come on! Whoo! You missed a bit! Huh? Last one to the tree is a stinky onion! Whoa, hey, hey, hey! Steady, Monts.
Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Uh-uh.
Not so fast, Monty Kazoop.
Aren't you forgetting something? Um, Gran's birthday? You've got to tidy your room, remember? Aw, Mum, really? But me and Jimmy Jones are playing a game! Please? I'll do it tomorrow.
Hmm, I seem to remember you saying that yesterday and the day before! Nice try, bright eyes.
But, uh, no jackpot.
But what about our game? - Oh! I've got an idea! - Ooh! You can go upstairs and play tidying up! That's not a game.
Go on.
- It'll be fun! - Aw! Whoa! See? It's not even that messy! Okay, okay.
Maybe it's a bit messy.
Tidying up is dull.
Nice try, Jimmy Jones.
How's that game of tidying up going, Monts? Uh, okay, Dad.
But this can't really be a game.
Can it? Whoa! Nice shot! Kazoops, Jimmy Jones! Maybe we can play tidying up! Just imagine Star crusaders Cleaning up the galaxy Star crusaders Tidying the mess Star crusaders Keeping space orderly Cleaning up is our cosmic quest Deep space five i s more messy Than we thought Debris is flying all around There is much to sort A shower of stinky socks And dirty underpants There's shirts and toys and crayons We hardly stand a chance A great big socksteroid Collides with our ship Whoa! Everyone stay calm There's no need to panic In this situation There is one thing to do Press the red button - The big red button - Yes! Phew! Telescopic robot arms soon begin Putting space junk Into the rocket's bin Yeah! Cleaning up has never been so much fun Let's get busy - Yeah! - There's work to be done Star crusaders Cleaning up the galaxy - Star crusaders, tidying the mess - Whoa! Star crusaders Keeping space orderly Cleaning up is our cosmic quest A football boot, a teddy bear My old dinosaur But then a giant socksteroid Way bigger than before Dirtier and smellier It was touch-and-go Press the red button The even bigger red button Whoa! Star crusaders Cleaning up the galaxy Star crusaders Tidying the mess Star crusaders Keeping space orderly Cleaning up Cleaning up is our cosmic quest We did it, Jimmy Jones! We did it! Tidying up can be a game! And a pretty good one, too.
How's the tidying going, guys? You certainly sounded busy.
Come see for yourself! Amazing! Nice work! You were right, Dad.
You can play tidying up.
Well, if you're looking for something else to clean, my shed's pretty messy.
And so's the cupboard under the stairs.
It wasn't that much fun! Come on, Jimmy Jones let's play! Last one to the tree is a stinky onion.
Whoo! Me! I win! Stinky onion! Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Cosmic Clean Up!" And finally, Zack Z Zap Whoops! Hey! Careful, you two.
Sorry, Jeanie.
We're playing pig tag.
Hold it! You can put my books you knocked over in a neat pile first.
Okay.
That's better.
Shouldn't you be cleaning your room, too? Nah, too busy playing to tidy! Can't catch me, Jimmy Jones! Come on! Whoo! You missed a bit! Huh? Last one to the tree is a stinky onion! Whoa, hey, hey, hey! Steady, Monts.
Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Uh-uh.
Not so fast, Monty Kazoop.
Aren't you forgetting something? Um, Gran's birthday? You've got to tidy your room, remember? Aw, Mum, really? But me and Jimmy Jones are playing a game! Please? I'll do it tomorrow.
Hmm, I seem to remember you saying that yesterday and the day before! Nice try, bright eyes.
But, uh, no jackpot.
But what about our game? - Oh! I've got an idea! - Ooh! You can go upstairs and play tidying up! That's not a game.
Go on.
- It'll be fun! - Aw! Whoa! See? It's not even that messy! Okay, okay.
Maybe it's a bit messy.
Tidying up is dull.
Nice try, Jimmy Jones.
How's that game of tidying up going, Monts? Uh, okay, Dad.
But this can't really be a game.
Can it? Whoa! Nice shot! Kazoops, Jimmy Jones! Maybe we can play tidying up! Just imagine Star crusaders Cleaning up the galaxy Star crusaders Tidying the mess Star crusaders Keeping space orderly Cleaning up is our cosmic quest Deep space five i s more messy Than we thought Debris is flying all around There is much to sort A shower of stinky socks And dirty underpants There's shirts and toys and crayons We hardly stand a chance A great big socksteroid Collides with our ship Whoa! Everyone stay calm There's no need to panic In this situation There is one thing to do Press the red button - The big red button - Yes! Phew! Telescopic robot arms soon begin Putting space junk Into the rocket's bin Yeah! Cleaning up has never been so much fun Let's get busy - Yeah! - There's work to be done Star crusaders Cleaning up the galaxy - Star crusaders, tidying the mess - Whoa! Star crusaders Keeping space orderly Cleaning up is our cosmic quest A football boot, a teddy bear My old dinosaur But then a giant socksteroid Way bigger than before Dirtier and smellier It was touch-and-go Press the red button The even bigger red button Whoa! Star crusaders Cleaning up the galaxy Star crusaders Tidying the mess Star crusaders Keeping space orderly Cleaning up Cleaning up is our cosmic quest We did it, Jimmy Jones! We did it! Tidying up can be a game! And a pretty good one, too.
How's the tidying going, guys? You certainly sounded busy.
Come see for yourself! Amazing! Nice work! You were right, Dad.
You can play tidying up.
Well, if you're looking for something else to clean, my shed's pretty messy.
And so's the cupboard under the stairs.
It wasn't that much fun! Come on, Jimmy Jones let's play! Last one to the tree is a stinky onion.
Whoo! Me! I win! Stinky onion! Yeah! Yeah, yeah!