Let's Talk About CHU (2024) s01e05 Episode Script

I'll hang up your jacket.
Okay.
Your bag.
It's okay.
It's okay. I can do it.
I love you.
Are you free tomorrow night?
I'll pick you up after work.
Let's have dinner and watch a movie.
I can't tomorrow night.
It's Coco's birthday.
We're going to karaoke.
Can I go with you?
Would it be weird?
Sure, I'll talk to her.
I'm going to take a shower.
If you tell anyone about this,
I'll kill you.
UTERUS AND OVARIES
Ma'am,
based on the biopsy report,
you do have a bacterial infection
in your vagina.
We also found something
called condylomata acuminata.
But that location
doesn't require electrocautery.
So don't worry.
What did you say it is?
Condyloma acuminata.
It's caused by HPV,
the human papillomavirus
It's genital warts.
- Genital warts?
- Don't worry.
This is a very common
sexually transmitted disease.
I think you must be mistaken.
I haven't
I haven't done it for a long time.
Genital warts
have a long incubation period.
It doesn't have to be a recent infection.
Yes, it's as she said.
So let me ask you.
Has it felt hot and itchy
in your vagina lately?
Yes, that's it.
But don't worry.
We'll prescribe medicine for you later.
The nurse will apply it for you.
She will teach you how to apply it.
Just follow her instructions
CHU CHENG-NAN
Transferring to voicemail.
You will be charged after the beep.
BROTHER MING-TE
BROTHER MING-TE
How did he sound when he said it to you?
Was it serious?
It was very normal.
He said it after we finished.
How did he say it?
"I love you."
That was it.
But he didn't seem to mind.
Maybe that's how it is abroad.
Do you like him a lot?
I do.
But
It has been ten years
since I've told anyone I love them.
Did you say it to him in high school?
No shit.
We were head over heels in love.
If his parents didn't get divorced,
I don't think we would have split up.
Gosh, I can't imagine that.
I'm so looking forward to tonight.
Pretend you've never heard of him.
Okay, I can do it.
But when Chou Ping-ke hears his name,
he will burst out laughing.
What are you doing?
It's time to go.
No.
I'm going to pay first.
No.
Come here.
Water.
Why are you so much like your dad?
That's right.
I'm like him in everything.
You really are.
You're kind and considerate.
But you're too stubborn.
The first time I met your dad,
I knew he was the one.
You've said it 100 times.
Let me say it again.
That's why
if you meet someone
and are willing
to sacrifice everything to be with her,
you must cherish her.
Even if she has someone?
You have to know.
I fell in love with a married man.
This is the price I have to pay.
What did you get in return?
You.
You're the most precious thing
to me and Dad.
Quit your job at the convenience store.
Why?
Go do an internship at your dad's company.
I don't want to.
You can't use my credit card forever.
Thank you.
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
BIRTHDAY QUEEN
- Blow it!
- Blow it!
- Blow it!
- Eat it!
Is it like this every year?
Pretty much.
How long have you known her?
Since college.
It has been four to five years.
Do you want something to eat?
Hello, new friend.
I haven't had a chance to talk to you.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
How did you meet Ai-ai?
I met her in high school.
Ai-ai, why didn't you tell me
that you had such a handsome friend
in high school?
You're mixed, right?
Yes, my dad is British.
What a coincidence.
I'm mixed too.
I'm a mix of Northern and Southern Taiwan.
- It's that Tai
- Are you an idiot?
It's not funny.
Stay out of it.
Hottie, do you want to request a song?
It's okay. I don't know any of the songs.
You guys can go ahead. I'll listen.
He's really hard to talk to.
S-W-A-G-G-Y
Full of confidence, not afraid to fail
S-W-A-G-G-Y
The more GY, the better
Chou Ping-ke!
Why are you so late?
I'm sorry. I just had dinner with my mom.
I don't care. Listen.
It's a three-shot penalty.
- Okay, I got it.
- Okay.
Baby, go and pour the alcohol. Hurry up.
Ai-ai, come on. Let's drink together.
- Come here.
- All right.
Get drunk.
Ai-ai, come on. Get him drunk.
He's late.
- I'll be over there.
- Let's go together.
Okay.
Who's this?
I'm Bonner.
- Ping-ke. Chou Ping-ke.
- Come on! Shots!
Shots!
One for each of you. Shots!
Don't run away. Hurry up and drink!
- Hurry up.
- Shots!
Holy shit.
Chou Ping-ke, are you trying to catch up?
Come on.
My song! Give it to me. Hurry.
Hurry up.
It's Jerry Li, your favorite.
- Come on.
- Go sing.
You go first. I have a sore throat.
Okay, whatever.
Let's go.
Are you free tonight?
Hurry and pick up
- Answer me
- Answer me
Stay in bed
- I can't take it anymore
- Are you okay?
Yes.
- I need to break free
- I need to break free
Don't worry
- Just so you know
- Just so you know
- I was in love with you
- I was in love with you
In love with you
- Now I'm gone with the wind
- Now I'm gone with the wind
Gone with the wind
- No turning back, I'm moving on
- No turning back, I'm moving on
- I'll get you water.
- What's the reason?
- No reason
- No reason
Let me do a head count.
- All right.
- One, two,
- three, four.
- She's wasted.
Yes.
Who wants to call another car?
- I'll do it.
- I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Hsiao-ai.
I'm a bit tired.
Do you want to go back first?
To my place?
Sure.
Ai-ai.
Let's go, Bonner.
Let me show you how to party!
I'm sorry!
That's how she parties.
I'm sorry.
Baby, you've had too much.
Let me see. I have tissues here.
Coco Han, you're so lame.
Sorry.
- Sorry.
- The car is here.
- We're going to go first.
- Let's go.
- Bonner!
- Ring the doorbell when you get there.
- See you later.
- Okay.
I have to brush my teeth later.
It stinks.
Hey, buddy.
Buddy.
I'm really sorry.
It's okay. I got it.
Okay.
WHEN ARE YOU GUYS COMING?
SORRY, WE'RE NOT COMING TODAY
I feel so much better after a shower.
I'll wash your pants first.
I'll request laundry service
in the morning.
I want to hug you.
I'll wash it for you first.
Otherwise, it'll smell tomorrow.
It's really okay.
I'll be quick. Wait for me.
Do you like him a lot?
I do.
We were head over heels in love.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I don't know why this is happening.
I thought we could go back
to the way we were.
COUNSELING CENTER
Chu Wei, your phone is ringing.
Thank you.
YOUR DECISION WILL CHANGE
THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO LOVE YOU
Human desire is also a matter of profit.
Here's a key point.
Taiwan has a matriarchal society.
- The indigenous Taiwanese
- Excuse me.
including the Amis, the Plains
Professor Lin, do you have a minute?
Let's take a look at Chapter Five.
Okay, read it first. I'll be right back.
What's the matter?
My mom said
she has something important to tell us.
She wants us to drop by home.
I'll wait for you after class.
We'll go together.
Come on.
Stop giving me the silent treatment, okay?
Honey.
Professor, I'm going to the restroom.
Okay.
Or
Why don't we try marriage counseling?
I heard it's very effective.
You take the car.
I'll find a way to get home.
Remove that seat cushion too.
Wipe it again after you put on a new one.
What exactly happened?
You don't tell me anything.
Why should I tell you now?
Mom, are these going to the cleaners?
Put the towels over there with the other
things that need to be thrown out.
Those?
Put the sheets
in the white bag for washing.
How did you hurt your back?
Ask your brother.
It's dirty. Don't touch it.
Does Dad not want these anymore?
I don't care.
Take off the cushions over there.
Wash them.
Are you done?
Did you disinfect the toilet?
Rinse the bathtub with boiling water.
I did. It's done.
All this reluctance to do something I ask.
I was just asking.
So what is it that you want to say?
Have the three of you
contacted your dad recently?
Isn't he in Indonesia?
He hasn't contacted you at all?
Not even a text?
No. Why?
Listen carefully.
From now on,
I won't let him set foot
in this house again.
I've made arrangements.
Someone will come tomorrow
and change all the locks.
And for you two,
once this year's lease is up,
move back in here.
That way, you can focus on your work.
I'll take care of your meals,
laundry, and household chores.
We can take care of each other.
Don't live in that dumpster anymore.
It stinks. It's like a septic tank.
Did you ask us to come here
just to tell us that?
I'm not done yet.
Get to the point.
I'm divorcing your dad!
I've found a lawyer.
I've signed the papers.
That's what he gets for betraying me.
One of you mail it for me.
Are you still mad at him
for watching porn?
This is final.
- I've made up my mind.
- Aren't you overreacting?
All right, Mom. You should eat first.
- You've lost weight.
- Lost weight?
Not as much as you.
You're as skinny as a monkey.
How many times have I told you
to get a normal job?
Yet you keep trying
to become an influencer.
You can't make a living that way.
No wonder you're so skinny.
I can if I get sponsored advertisements.
Keep talking!
Talking about all that nonsense everyday.
If our friends and family see it,
how are we supposed to explain it?
Let's eat.
And you.
You looked like you were beaten up
and refuse to tell me what happened.
You've always been like this.
Is it okay for you to drink like that?
You don't even use
the air purifier I bought.
Let me ask you.
Have you ever thought about me?
Our whole family is so considerate of you.
How can you be so selfish?
Maybe I need to reflect on myself
as your mom.
Maybe I didn't do it right.
How is that possible?
You're a good mom without a doubt.
Right, Yu-sen?
Don't try to sugarcoat it.
Anyway, you two have to move back in.
Mom, how old are we?
We can't mooch off our parents forever.
Are you calling Dad?
Did he not pick up?
That ringtone
wasn't an international call.
What do you mean?
I remember Shih-chieh installed
a tracking app for Dad.
Do you know the password?
How would I know?
Why don't you ask Shih-chieh?
His phone is off.
Maybe it's out of battery.
It's not your birthdate or Chu Ai's.
Maybe it's Mom's.
I just tried it.
I got it.
Don't tell me it's his own birthdate.
Their wedding anniversary.
That's a surprise.
Chu Wei.
Dad is in Taiwan.
FIND MY DEVICE
Wugu?
How is that possible?
Why did he say he's in Indonesia?
Do you want to check it out?
Why don't you go?
I don't want to.
Me neither.
Why me?
- Chu Wei said she's busy.
- What about you?
I can't. I have to work tomorrow.
I'll leave it to you.
Consider this pay back
for the money you borrowed.
The hell
Okay, I'll send you the address.
Do you think she's serious?
It's just an empty threat.
But Mom already signed it.
I'm talking about us moving back in.
Are you worried about that?
Do you really care if they get a divorce?
Thought it was just
a piece of paper to you?
Bye.
Are you still awake?
Are you not coming to bed?
MY ARMS ARE SO SORE!
BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
I didn't know when you would be back.
Why didn't you call first?
I did call you.
Let's talk inside.
Is it because of the blind date?
Or is it because I went out with Simon
the other day?
Everything was fine, wasn't it?
Then you suddenly became like this
and stopped responding.
Can you tell me?
I really don't know what I did wrong.
Don't keep everything to yourself.
At least tell me what you're mad about.
I'm mad at myself.
Are you mad because you can't
get along with my friends?
Haven't I told you many times?
I really don't care.
Why are you so silly?
What is there to be mad about?
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I love that you're different from them.
Let's break up.
What did you say?
Let's break up.
Turn around, look at me, and tell me.
Let's break up.
OBGYN CLINIC
Mom, are you feeling better?
Yes.
Turn around. I'll massage your hand.
Come on.
Take your time.
Mom, let me ask you.
When was the last time you and Dad did it?
Why do you ask?
I saw your ointment
in the bathroom just now.
I want to calculate it for you.
It has been a long time.
How long is a long time?
It has been so long that I don't remember.
So you couldn't have gotten it from Dad.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Bye.
Was Mr. Pearls talking
about his ex-girlfriend again?
Come on.
Who is going to tell him the truth?
Tell him what?
Should we tell him,
"Your ex-girlfriend broke up with you
because sex
with your pearled pecker hurts"?
And then?
It will hurt his pride
and we'll lose a customer.
Are you stupid?
Minty.
I might need to take the afternoon off.
I need to help out with something at home.
So sudden.
I'm sorry for telling you so last minute.
Where are you going?
Why are you here?
I'm dropping off something for Coco.
Okay, well, I have to go.
Where are you going?
I'm going to run an errand for my mom.
Damn, this is daylight robbery.
I'll give you a ride.
Let's go.
Are you cold?
I'm okay.
If you're cold, you can borrow my jacket.
Just stop over there.
Thank you.
Call me when you're done. I'll wait here.
It's okay. Go back first.
I don't know how long I'll be.
It's okay. Just go.
You really don't have to wait.
Go on.
ESCAPE FROM YOUR IN-LAWS
SINGLE BEDROOM APARTMEN
Hello, sir. Excuse me.
What is it?
Have you seen this person?
No, I haven't.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
ROYAL BIRD'S NES
Excuse me.
Have you seen this person?
No, I haven't.
Okay, thank you.
ROYAL BIRD'S NES
What are genital warts?
Genital warts are one of the most common
diseases in the country.
At first, it might not hurt or itch,
so it's easy to be overlooked.
More and more might grow
until they become broccoli-like clusters.
Many people think it's embarrassing
to have genital warts.
"You must have slept around.
You must've been promiscuous
for this to happen."
Genital warts can be transmitted
through indirect contact
such as through a towel or a toilet.
The main way it is transmitted
is sexual contact.
Oral, anal,
sharing sex toys, and so on.
Don't assume that you can't get
genital warts by wearing a condom.
Other areas that come into contact
with mucous membranes
can also get infected.
What are the treatment options?
There is medicine and surgery.
But there's no cure for genital warts.
We can only inhibit
the replication of the virus
and suppress it temporarily.
The best prevention
is to get the HPV vaccine.
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Subtitle translation by: Renee Luk