Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e05 Episode Script
Holio
Hao! Iki bah bah.
Ha ha ha.
I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai Maka maka! I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai Ha ha ha! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! iki tookie nee hi! iki tookie nee hi! aka tiki bah bah aka tiki bah bah gabba ika tasoopa? gabba ika tasoopa? Ooocha! Chi-ka! miki miki coconut I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai Go deep, Stitch.
I'll toss you the pigskin! Uhh! You buy for a girlfriend? Stop it, auntie.
What was that? Heh heh heh! Errr-ah! Stupid ball.
It's only Lilo and her dog.
Ah! Lilo again? You should do something about that kalohe.
Like put her in the big house? Would do her some good.
The dog, too! Excuse me! Hi.
I'm looking for something for my daughter.
It's her birthday tomorrow.
How about this? I just made it yesterday, One of my best.
Oh, it's perfect! How's it, Lilo? Oh, officer Kehiko.
I know the drill.
I have the right to remain silent.
Whatever I say-- Very funny.
What you got there? Football.
We're on a budget.
Lilo, I know you are just playing, But your dog wrecked Leilani's jewelry table.
Auntie's on a fixed income.
She don't need you causing trouble.
Does your sister know you're here? Well, no.
But I'll tell her when I get home, ok? No worries.
I got her on speed dial.
No, no, no, no.
The fins go over there, the masks here.
But they usually get rented together.
So it's easier if-- This is how the representative from headquarters Wants it to be, And that's how we're going to do it, At least until we pass inspection.
So what happens if we don't pass inspection? You know that raise you want? Right.
The flippers go Wherever the representative wants them to.
Aloha.
Oh, hello.
Oh.
Ohh.
I'll be right there.
Uh, Mr.
Wong, I need to go get my sister.
I promise I'll be right back.
Hurry back! We have to repaint the store Before the representative gets here.
What are you doing? Yoga, an ancient earth discipline That's wonderful exercise For both body and mind.
You should try it, Instead of stuffing yourself With all that flesh-based food.
Hey! I am liking flesh-based food.
Suit yourself.
But since I stopped eating anything with a face, I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.
That's the third time this month He's had to call me about you.
I know.
He has you on speed dial.
We're trying to impress an important man at the shop, And it could mean more money for me.
Promise me you'll stay out of trouble.
But we were just-- Promise.
Ok.
Can't FeelHead.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make.
Ahem.
Tomorrow is the most important day of the year, My birthday.
I'm having a superspecial birthday party.
Oh, look.
No more invitations.
Well, that's ok.
I wouldn't want to come to your party anyway, Not with that thing out there.
What thing? You mean to tell me That you've never heard Of the, um Geckolicky? No.
Uh-uh.
What is it? It's an ugly, horrible creature Whose sole purpose Is to devour birthday cake And party-goers With its bloody fangs! That is the stupidest thing I ever heard, And just for that, You're even more not invited now.
Come on, girls.
All right.
But you'll be sorry.
The geckolicky's hungry for blood And frosting! I want to see, I want to see! Hey, it's my turn.
Relax.
Everyone will get a chance To see my new birthday bracelet.
Soon as I put on this costume, It's hello, geckolicky, And good-bye party.
Now hold still, ok? Ooh! I am the geckolicky.
Surrender now Or face my slimy wrath! The geckolicky! Ooh! Coconut cupcake! Stitch, no! Wah! Aah! The geckolicky is after our blood And frosting! Get off! Grr! Agagata.
Uh-oh.
My bounce pineapple! Uh, heh heh.
That's not a geckolicky.
That's Lilo's uglified dog, Which means Aha! Oh.
This is your house? Oh, no! Where'd you get that bracelet? What do you care? Aah! You've got to give it to me! That round pod on it is dangerous! Help! She's got the rabies! My goodness! What was the--ohh! I can explain.
Ah! You missed a spot.
Aloha.
I'll be right there.
Uh, Mr.
Wong? I'm telling you, There's an experiment pod On Myrtle Edmonds' new bracelet That she got for her birthday.
Did you see number? That's what I was trying to do When Mrs.
Edmonds dragged me off Myrtle.
Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings.
I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.
Pleakley, Are you all right? Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible.
Really, truly.
It's so amazing.
Yes, at first, I was in excruciating pain.
But it was all part of the process.
Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.
You have got to be kidding me.
Aah! Pain is only illusion.
Heh! What about the pod? Look, do whatever you have to do.
But whatever you do, Stay out of trouble.
But, nani, you can't just leave.
You have to help us find out Which experiment it is.
Sorry, Lilo.
I can't.
It's an important day at the shop, remember? It's always an important day at the shop.
Ahh.
Someday you'll understand.
I guess it's all up to us.
Yeah.
Ok.
Now, You're going to have to go in alone, Because I think they may be onto me.
I'll be hiding out here, So be sure to use your walkie-talkie And tell me the number on the pod As soon as you see it, ok? Ok.
Look at that one.
It's blue.
He likes me.
Aww.
Experiment 606.
606 Oh, no.
Stitch.
Come in, Stitch! Experiment 606 Is a black hole That will suck in the whole world! We have to call jumba to-- How's it, Lilo? Officer Kehiko.
What are you doing here? What I'm doing here Is you're in my car.
Oh.
Are you taking me to the station? Yup.
And then I'm gonna call your sister To come get you.
Ok.
But I think it's only fair to warn you I will definitely try to escape.
You should probably put on the siren.
Mm-hmm.
Buckle up, please.
Don't think these bonds can hold me.
I know my rights! I demand a lawyer! Lilo, you're not under arrest.
Come out of there before someone sees you.
Not until I get my one phone call.
I already called nani.
She's busy working, And she'll be here as soon as she can.
She's always busy working.
Don't be like that, Lilo.
She's only doing it for you.
Now, you want something to eat? Do I get a serving of gruel, Or do I have to eat rats? How about some kulolo? I made it myself.
Hmm.
I will need to be well nourished When I become a fugitive from the law.
Ok! Bring me a bowl, And can you put some coconut sprinkles on top? I'll see what I can do.
Lilo? Stitch, you're Here.
Did you call jumba And tell him about the experiment? Eh.
Good.
Now we just have to find out Where Myrtle went.
I warned him I'd escape.
Should've listened.
Here you go.
Okulolo with coconut sprin Kles.
So far, everything's in order.
Ohh, we try very hard to maintain Wonder sea rentals' high standards.
That's what we like to hear.
You see, we like to think Of wonder sea rentals as a family.
Ooh, ooh! Phone technique is an essential part Of the wonder sea way.
Go ahead and answer it with verve.
Aloha! She what?! Oh.
Ok.
Problem? No.
No problem at all.
You were saying About being part of a Family.
Excuse me.
I'd like to rent a board.
Oh! The sacred jewel The customer.
Let's get a peek at your people skills.
Pretend I'm not here And don't forget the verve! Why, hello, Myrtle.
What kind of board would you like? Blue.
Uhh! You can't surf! You'll get the pod wet.
Lilo! And the black hole Will suck in the whole world! Lilo, get off her! Nani, what is your sister doing? That's her sister? Hmm.
You promised not to cause trouble this week! Stitch! Do something! Uhh! Aah! Aah! Hey! Give that back! Oh, no.
Give that bracelet back! Agataba.
Oh, no you don't.
Agataba.
Uh-oh.
So much verve all over the place today.
Aah! There's my bracelet! Don't get it wet! It'll destroy everything! Hmm.
Whoa! Oh, boy, oh, boy.
This time, he's gonna can me for sure.
I mean, I would can me, And I really wanted that raise.
What good is a raise if the whole world Gets sucked in by a black hole? Please stay and help us.
Sorry, Lilo.
I can't.
I have to go back to Mr.
Wong And beg for his mercy.
Hello? There's something eating my room! Myrtle? You got to come over here and fix this, 'cause this freaky stuff Is always your fault.
Hang on to something! We'll be right there.
Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.
And I am trying to become one With pastrami sandwich.
Myrtle Edmonds activated experiment 606! Wow-whee! I was hoping she would try.
Now it's gonna suck the whole universe Into a big black hole.
Did you say "black hole"? Yup.
There's no escape from an astronomical event like that! To think, the universe is ending, And all I was worried about Was eternal wisdom? If this is my last day on earth, I'm eating pastrami! Not to worry.
After 626 called to warn me about experiment, I developed solution Anti-anti-mattersphere.
If collides with galactic matter Deep inside hole, Will collapse it.
But someone must to fly inside.
We'll handle this, right, Stitch? Uhh.
Can we stop for baby back ribs on the way? Whoa.
Is black hole all right.
Who knew armageddon could be so Barbecue tasty? You have to do something quick Before Let's rock-a-hula.
Ok.
Yee-haw! Jumba, can you read me? Reading you, little girl.
We are inside the hole.
Mr.
Wong.
Oh.
It's you.
I am so sorry, Mr.
Wong.
Did the representative leave? He's gone.
And we didn't pass inspection.
Oh, we passed, But only if we pay.
They want a lot of money to stay in their family.
I said, "keep your family.
"I got my own, And they're cheaper.
" Mr.
Wong, I have to go.
I promise I'll be back, And I'll even bring a hammer to fix this place.
But right now, I need to be with my family.
Now, must fire sphere In exactly 5 seconds to give you time To exit hole.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Not good.
Oh, no! The launcher's not firing.
Now what do we do? Aha.
I gotcha.
Go deep.
Hut, hut, hut, hike! Uhh! I think you did it.
Now you must hang a u-ey before it takes effect.
Roger that.
Turn her around and let's go home.
Little girl and 626 Have successfully launched anti-anti-mattersphere To collapse black hole.
You mean, they're inside? Yes, but they must to get out soon Or be trapped forever.
Come in, jumba! There's something wrong! We can't get out! We just lost the roof! Losing speed! Oh, no! Gravitational pull is too strong.
Body's breaking up.
Lilo! Nani.
What are you doing here? I took the rest of the day off.
Ow Aah! Aah! Aah! Where's my house?! Where's my dolls?! Aah! Aah! Lilo, I promise.
Work will never get in the way When you need me.
Ok.
And I promise never to become A fugitive from justice again.
I think it's gonna be better than before.
With my architectural expertise, New shack will be phenomenal.
And, thanks to 606, no leftover debris.
You'll be happy to know That I'm completely rehabilitated.
No more life of crime for me.
That's wonderful, Lilo.
You want a mahi burger? I do! I do! And a thick, juicy steak.
And spicy buffalo wings.
And an ostrich filet.
And alligator casserole.
Oh, and if you got any bacon-wrapped asparagus, I suppose I could eat 10 or 20 of those.
Tookie bah waba!
Ha ha ha.
I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai Maka maka! I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai Ha ha ha! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! iki tookie nee hi! iki tookie nee hi! aka tiki bah bah aka tiki bah bah gabba ika tasoopa? gabba ika tasoopa? Ooocha! Chi-ka! miki miki coconut I laila 'o kaua'I la no malihini ohana welcome, cousins, a-come on by aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai aloha, e komo mai Go deep, Stitch.
I'll toss you the pigskin! Uhh! You buy for a girlfriend? Stop it, auntie.
What was that? Heh heh heh! Errr-ah! Stupid ball.
It's only Lilo and her dog.
Ah! Lilo again? You should do something about that kalohe.
Like put her in the big house? Would do her some good.
The dog, too! Excuse me! Hi.
I'm looking for something for my daughter.
It's her birthday tomorrow.
How about this? I just made it yesterday, One of my best.
Oh, it's perfect! How's it, Lilo? Oh, officer Kehiko.
I know the drill.
I have the right to remain silent.
Whatever I say-- Very funny.
What you got there? Football.
We're on a budget.
Lilo, I know you are just playing, But your dog wrecked Leilani's jewelry table.
Auntie's on a fixed income.
She don't need you causing trouble.
Does your sister know you're here? Well, no.
But I'll tell her when I get home, ok? No worries.
I got her on speed dial.
No, no, no, no.
The fins go over there, the masks here.
But they usually get rented together.
So it's easier if-- This is how the representative from headquarters Wants it to be, And that's how we're going to do it, At least until we pass inspection.
So what happens if we don't pass inspection? You know that raise you want? Right.
The flippers go Wherever the representative wants them to.
Aloha.
Oh, hello.
Oh.
Ohh.
I'll be right there.
Uh, Mr.
Wong, I need to go get my sister.
I promise I'll be right back.
Hurry back! We have to repaint the store Before the representative gets here.
What are you doing? Yoga, an ancient earth discipline That's wonderful exercise For both body and mind.
You should try it, Instead of stuffing yourself With all that flesh-based food.
Hey! I am liking flesh-based food.
Suit yourself.
But since I stopped eating anything with a face, I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.
That's the third time this month He's had to call me about you.
I know.
He has you on speed dial.
We're trying to impress an important man at the shop, And it could mean more money for me.
Promise me you'll stay out of trouble.
But we were just-- Promise.
Ok.
Can't FeelHead.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make.
Ahem.
Tomorrow is the most important day of the year, My birthday.
I'm having a superspecial birthday party.
Oh, look.
No more invitations.
Well, that's ok.
I wouldn't want to come to your party anyway, Not with that thing out there.
What thing? You mean to tell me That you've never heard Of the, um Geckolicky? No.
Uh-uh.
What is it? It's an ugly, horrible creature Whose sole purpose Is to devour birthday cake And party-goers With its bloody fangs! That is the stupidest thing I ever heard, And just for that, You're even more not invited now.
Come on, girls.
All right.
But you'll be sorry.
The geckolicky's hungry for blood And frosting! I want to see, I want to see! Hey, it's my turn.
Relax.
Everyone will get a chance To see my new birthday bracelet.
Soon as I put on this costume, It's hello, geckolicky, And good-bye party.
Now hold still, ok? Ooh! I am the geckolicky.
Surrender now Or face my slimy wrath! The geckolicky! Ooh! Coconut cupcake! Stitch, no! Wah! Aah! The geckolicky is after our blood And frosting! Get off! Grr! Agagata.
Uh-oh.
My bounce pineapple! Uh, heh heh.
That's not a geckolicky.
That's Lilo's uglified dog, Which means Aha! Oh.
This is your house? Oh, no! Where'd you get that bracelet? What do you care? Aah! You've got to give it to me! That round pod on it is dangerous! Help! She's got the rabies! My goodness! What was the--ohh! I can explain.
Ah! You missed a spot.
Aloha.
I'll be right there.
Uh, Mr.
Wong? I'm telling you, There's an experiment pod On Myrtle Edmonds' new bracelet That she got for her birthday.
Did you see number? That's what I was trying to do When Mrs.
Edmonds dragged me off Myrtle.
Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings.
I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.
Pleakley, Are you all right? Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible.
Really, truly.
It's so amazing.
Yes, at first, I was in excruciating pain.
But it was all part of the process.
Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.
You have got to be kidding me.
Aah! Pain is only illusion.
Heh! What about the pod? Look, do whatever you have to do.
But whatever you do, Stay out of trouble.
But, nani, you can't just leave.
You have to help us find out Which experiment it is.
Sorry, Lilo.
I can't.
It's an important day at the shop, remember? It's always an important day at the shop.
Ahh.
Someday you'll understand.
I guess it's all up to us.
Yeah.
Ok.
Now, You're going to have to go in alone, Because I think they may be onto me.
I'll be hiding out here, So be sure to use your walkie-talkie And tell me the number on the pod As soon as you see it, ok? Ok.
Look at that one.
It's blue.
He likes me.
Aww.
Experiment 606.
606 Oh, no.
Stitch.
Come in, Stitch! Experiment 606 Is a black hole That will suck in the whole world! We have to call jumba to-- How's it, Lilo? Officer Kehiko.
What are you doing here? What I'm doing here Is you're in my car.
Oh.
Are you taking me to the station? Yup.
And then I'm gonna call your sister To come get you.
Ok.
But I think it's only fair to warn you I will definitely try to escape.
You should probably put on the siren.
Mm-hmm.
Buckle up, please.
Don't think these bonds can hold me.
I know my rights! I demand a lawyer! Lilo, you're not under arrest.
Come out of there before someone sees you.
Not until I get my one phone call.
I already called nani.
She's busy working, And she'll be here as soon as she can.
She's always busy working.
Don't be like that, Lilo.
She's only doing it for you.
Now, you want something to eat? Do I get a serving of gruel, Or do I have to eat rats? How about some kulolo? I made it myself.
Hmm.
I will need to be well nourished When I become a fugitive from the law.
Ok! Bring me a bowl, And can you put some coconut sprinkles on top? I'll see what I can do.
Lilo? Stitch, you're Here.
Did you call jumba And tell him about the experiment? Eh.
Good.
Now we just have to find out Where Myrtle went.
I warned him I'd escape.
Should've listened.
Here you go.
Okulolo with coconut sprin Kles.
So far, everything's in order.
Ohh, we try very hard to maintain Wonder sea rentals' high standards.
That's what we like to hear.
You see, we like to think Of wonder sea rentals as a family.
Ooh, ooh! Phone technique is an essential part Of the wonder sea way.
Go ahead and answer it with verve.
Aloha! She what?! Oh.
Ok.
Problem? No.
No problem at all.
You were saying About being part of a Family.
Excuse me.
I'd like to rent a board.
Oh! The sacred jewel The customer.
Let's get a peek at your people skills.
Pretend I'm not here And don't forget the verve! Why, hello, Myrtle.
What kind of board would you like? Blue.
Uhh! You can't surf! You'll get the pod wet.
Lilo! And the black hole Will suck in the whole world! Lilo, get off her! Nani, what is your sister doing? That's her sister? Hmm.
You promised not to cause trouble this week! Stitch! Do something! Uhh! Aah! Aah! Hey! Give that back! Oh, no.
Give that bracelet back! Agataba.
Oh, no you don't.
Agataba.
Uh-oh.
So much verve all over the place today.
Aah! There's my bracelet! Don't get it wet! It'll destroy everything! Hmm.
Whoa! Oh, boy, oh, boy.
This time, he's gonna can me for sure.
I mean, I would can me, And I really wanted that raise.
What good is a raise if the whole world Gets sucked in by a black hole? Please stay and help us.
Sorry, Lilo.
I can't.
I have to go back to Mr.
Wong And beg for his mercy.
Hello? There's something eating my room! Myrtle? You got to come over here and fix this, 'cause this freaky stuff Is always your fault.
Hang on to something! We'll be right there.
Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.
And I am trying to become one With pastrami sandwich.
Myrtle Edmonds activated experiment 606! Wow-whee! I was hoping she would try.
Now it's gonna suck the whole universe Into a big black hole.
Did you say "black hole"? Yup.
There's no escape from an astronomical event like that! To think, the universe is ending, And all I was worried about Was eternal wisdom? If this is my last day on earth, I'm eating pastrami! Not to worry.
After 626 called to warn me about experiment, I developed solution Anti-anti-mattersphere.
If collides with galactic matter Deep inside hole, Will collapse it.
But someone must to fly inside.
We'll handle this, right, Stitch? Uhh.
Can we stop for baby back ribs on the way? Whoa.
Is black hole all right.
Who knew armageddon could be so Barbecue tasty? You have to do something quick Before Let's rock-a-hula.
Ok.
Yee-haw! Jumba, can you read me? Reading you, little girl.
We are inside the hole.
Mr.
Wong.
Oh.
It's you.
I am so sorry, Mr.
Wong.
Did the representative leave? He's gone.
And we didn't pass inspection.
Oh, we passed, But only if we pay.
They want a lot of money to stay in their family.
I said, "keep your family.
"I got my own, And they're cheaper.
" Mr.
Wong, I have to go.
I promise I'll be back, And I'll even bring a hammer to fix this place.
But right now, I need to be with my family.
Now, must fire sphere In exactly 5 seconds to give you time To exit hole.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Not good.
Oh, no! The launcher's not firing.
Now what do we do? Aha.
I gotcha.
Go deep.
Hut, hut, hut, hike! Uhh! I think you did it.
Now you must hang a u-ey before it takes effect.
Roger that.
Turn her around and let's go home.
Little girl and 626 Have successfully launched anti-anti-mattersphere To collapse black hole.
You mean, they're inside? Yes, but they must to get out soon Or be trapped forever.
Come in, jumba! There's something wrong! We can't get out! We just lost the roof! Losing speed! Oh, no! Gravitational pull is too strong.
Body's breaking up.
Lilo! Nani.
What are you doing here? I took the rest of the day off.
Ow Aah! Aah! Aah! Where's my house?! Where's my dolls?! Aah! Aah! Lilo, I promise.
Work will never get in the way When you need me.
Ok.
And I promise never to become A fugitive from justice again.
I think it's gonna be better than before.
With my architectural expertise, New shack will be phenomenal.
And, thanks to 606, no leftover debris.
You'll be happy to know That I'm completely rehabilitated.
No more life of crime for me.
That's wonderful, Lilo.
You want a mahi burger? I do! I do! And a thick, juicy steak.
And spicy buffalo wings.
And an ostrich filet.
And alligator casserole.
Oh, and if you got any bacon-wrapped asparagus, I suppose I could eat 10 or 20 of those.
Tookie bah waba!