Marvel Spider-Man Shorts s01e05 Episode Script
Experimentation (Part 5)
Yeah! Welcome, everyone, to another episode of The show where nonprofessionals get a chance to compete against actual wrestlers.
This week, our judges have discovered quite an interesting fellow.
He calls himself "The Spider.
" But does he have the moves to prove it? Let's take a look.
I don't know if you know this, but spiders are incredibly strong, and have been known to live in every habitat known to man, aside from the sea and air, of course.
Commonly mislabeled as insects, spiders are actually from the Arachnida class, which Can you just show us what you can do? Huh? Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Well, if there's such a thing as a spider-nerd, I think we might've just met one.
But he might be an endangered species soon, because today he's going up against our champion, Bone Saw McGee! I don't know who that is.
Is he good? I really just recently got into this whole wrestling thing.
Is he good? Take a look.
Yeah! Oh, yeah! No one can defeat me! He broke the camera with his face! And now it's the moment we've all been waiting for, the main event! What's going through your mind right now? Honestly? The five steps of the scientific method.
I'm up to step number four: experimentation.
I'm hoping this little wrestling stint will help me come up with a fifth step, which I meant regarding the wrestling match.
Oh.
Uh Are there time-outs? Hey! Stop that guy! He broke in without clearance! - Whoa! Not my problem.
- Outta my way, man! Hey, Spider, you're on.
Come on! Thanks for nothin'.
Sorry.
I gotta save my moves for the judges, and my smile for the fans.
Seems there was a little bit of commotion back there.
But now there's a lot of commotion up here, 'cause here comes Bone Saw McGee! Where is he? Where's the Spider? I'm gonna turn his 15 minutes of fame into 15 broken bones.
Uhh, hi.
- How long do I have to fight him? - Just until the commercial.
I don't think I've ever looked forward to a commercial so much in my - Oh, Spider-Sen - Rah! Ow! A chair? I don't think that's Like a bug splattered on a windshield.
Well, if chairs are allowed, then I guess webs are too! You don't mind webs, right? I heard you were down to earth! It's over, insect.
- Fight me like a man! - Oh, I am.
A spider man! Hoo-hoo! I think Bone Saw stars with that one.
I'll show you stars! Let's try a little ricochet wrestler.
Hey! Had enough back and forth? Touchdown! Looks like we have a new champion.
How do you feel? I'm just glad it's over.
What do I win? A year-long tour of being our number one wrestler! - Oh.
- And this trophy.
So much for the fortune part.
Hey, Spider, give me a good pose.
'Cause you're gonna remember this day for the rest of your life.
This week, our judges have discovered quite an interesting fellow.
He calls himself "The Spider.
" But does he have the moves to prove it? Let's take a look.
I don't know if you know this, but spiders are incredibly strong, and have been known to live in every habitat known to man, aside from the sea and air, of course.
Commonly mislabeled as insects, spiders are actually from the Arachnida class, which Can you just show us what you can do? Huh? Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Well, if there's such a thing as a spider-nerd, I think we might've just met one.
But he might be an endangered species soon, because today he's going up against our champion, Bone Saw McGee! I don't know who that is.
Is he good? I really just recently got into this whole wrestling thing.
Is he good? Take a look.
Yeah! Oh, yeah! No one can defeat me! He broke the camera with his face! And now it's the moment we've all been waiting for, the main event! What's going through your mind right now? Honestly? The five steps of the scientific method.
I'm up to step number four: experimentation.
I'm hoping this little wrestling stint will help me come up with a fifth step, which I meant regarding the wrestling match.
Oh.
Uh Are there time-outs? Hey! Stop that guy! He broke in without clearance! - Whoa! Not my problem.
- Outta my way, man! Hey, Spider, you're on.
Come on! Thanks for nothin'.
Sorry.
I gotta save my moves for the judges, and my smile for the fans.
Seems there was a little bit of commotion back there.
But now there's a lot of commotion up here, 'cause here comes Bone Saw McGee! Where is he? Where's the Spider? I'm gonna turn his 15 minutes of fame into 15 broken bones.
Uhh, hi.
- How long do I have to fight him? - Just until the commercial.
I don't think I've ever looked forward to a commercial so much in my - Oh, Spider-Sen - Rah! Ow! A chair? I don't think that's Like a bug splattered on a windshield.
Well, if chairs are allowed, then I guess webs are too! You don't mind webs, right? I heard you were down to earth! It's over, insect.
- Fight me like a man! - Oh, I am.
A spider man! Hoo-hoo! I think Bone Saw stars with that one.
I'll show you stars! Let's try a little ricochet wrestler.
Hey! Had enough back and forth? Touchdown! Looks like we have a new champion.
How do you feel? I'm just glad it's over.
What do I win? A year-long tour of being our number one wrestler! - Oh.
- And this trophy.
So much for the fortune part.
Hey, Spider, give me a good pose.
'Cause you're gonna remember this day for the rest of your life.