Mastram (2020) s01e05 Episode Script

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The country's future lies
in the hands of its youth.
- How could you behave this
way with a young employee? ..
- How could you behave this
way with a young employee?
Sorry, sir.
What sorry?
- Sir, it won't happen again
- Sir, it won't happen again.
And if it does, you'll be transferred.
- Got it?
- Yes, sir
We have a trunk call at 3:00 p.m.
- Ready?
- Yes, sir
- Remind me at 2:45 p.m.
- Okay, sir
- Hello
- Hello.
-You're late! -Hello?
Sorry, sir. There was a queue
at the bookstore for Mastram. ..
Sorry, sir. There was a queue
at the bookstore for Mastram.
-Do you have it? -Yes, sir.
- The Grocer's Lollipop. ..
- The Grocer's Lollipop.
The wrestler's younger
daughter-in-law was really young ..
But her gorgeous form was something
the town had never seen before.
The grocer would lose his
mind every time he looked at her. ..
The grocer would lose his
mind every time he looked at her.
And the reason she lost her
control was right in her bedroom. ..
And the reason she lost her
control was right in her bedroom.
Her husband liked slumber
more than he liked her. ..
Her husband liked slumber more than he liked her.
She would look at herself
admiring her body ..
She would look at
herself admiring her body
And touch herself. ..
This continued for a long time.
Till the time she felt
his touch in her own. ..
Till the time she felt
his touch in her own.
Life would have been so boring without Mastram.
Mastram has added fuel
to the dying fire inside you
Mastram has added fuel
to the dying fire inside you.
Sometimes, I wonder how Mastram would be
Sometimes, I wonder how Mastram would be.
- Where does he live?
- Sir, how long will this continue? ..
We have to wait hours for a trunk call.
During winters, a car
needs a stove to get started
During winters, a car
needs a stove to get started.
- And once the engine heats up
- And once the engine heats up
The car runs all day long in full swing! ..
Naughty! Sir, you're very naughty!
Where are you these days? ..
Something so huge has happened!
- I don't get it.
- Don't you read the newspaper? ..
- I don't get it.
- Don't you read the newspaper?
Here you go
"Superstar Maruf Kumar is fond of dirty books."
"Dirty books!"
I am giving this to you with a very heavy heart.
Not everyone is fortunate
enough to hit a jackpot! ..
Not everyone is fortunate
enough to hit a jackpot!
5000 rupees.
5000 rupees, Mr. Durgaprasad?
- Oh, come on, man! Here! ..
- Oh, come on, man! Here!
Here you go.
- Take another 5000.
- 10,000? ..
- Take another 5000.
- 10,000?
I gave you 10,000 rupees.
At least give me a smile
I gave you 10,000 rupees.
At least give me a smile.
Or will that cost me extra?
Mr. Durgaprasad, I don't understand whether
I'm being rewarded or punished.
You're overthinking.
- And overthinking is not good for health
- And overthinking is not good for health.
Listen, home and family
- cannot survive on principles
- cannot survive on principles.
It needs money to survive. Are you getting it?
You'll soon get married to Madhu.
- You will have 5-6 children
- You will have 5-6 children.
The poor usually bear a lot of children.
- Now, imagine you have 6-7 children
- Now, imagine you have 6-7 children.
And each one is sitting with
an empty plate in their hands.
They are sitting in a hierarchy.
There is no power, you
neither have a fridge nor a TV
There is no power, you
neither have a fridge nor a TV.
Your wife is nagging you!
- There's no food, the kids are starving
- There's no food, the kids are starving.
They are saying, "Dad, we are dying of hunger."
What will you do? Have you lost it?
- Take the money. Come on! ..
- Take the money. Come on!
That's my boy!
- Now smile for me
- Now smile for me.
Go and use this money to spread joy
Money is everything. Go.
Go on, have fun!
Sandesh! Sandesh! ..
Rajaram!
- When did you buy a new scooter? ..
- When did you buy a new scooter?
Everyone filled the form but I
was the lucky one who won it!
Really? Your wife must be very happy
Really? Your wife must be very happy.
Rajaram, she'll be happier
if I sell it for 2000 rupees
When is your book getting published?
When did you buy this? Is it yours?
- No, it's yours
- No, it's yours.
I mean, it is ours.
I'll take you wherever you want to go
I'll take you wherever you want to go.
Okay. Let's go
Okay. Let's go.
- Right now? But where?
- Surprise
RAJU BARBERSHOP
Oh, man! Hello
- This is a very long queue! ..
- This is a very long queue!
Oh my!
- Everybody's hair has grown out? ..
- Everybody's hair has grown out?
No, uncle. Raju has started a new scheme.
What scheme?
- Get a haircut and read Mastram for free
- Get a haircut and read Mastram for free.
But you still can't grow a moustache, sonny!
- Some hair always stay hidden, Uncle
- Some hair always stay hidden, Uncle.
Really?
Okay, then! See you.
Hey! Where are you going? There's a queue! ..
Hey! Where are you going? There's a queue!
I am the elder one. Have some manners.
- Hey! -Wait! ..
- Hey! -Wait! ..
What is this, Raju?
Now you're cutting off hair
- and people from their mannered roots? ..
- And people from their mannered roots?
What connection does this have with our roots?
- These woolen blankets are of no use! ..
- These woolen blankets are of no use!
Mastram brings in all the heat! ..
Raju, I'm all heated up. I'll go cool down
Uncle, where are you
taking the book? Give it back!
- I will return it. Calm down! ..
- I will return it. Calm down!
Oh! New scooter? ..
Stop! ..
Stop!
- Come on, quickly
- Come on, quickly.
Hurry up! ..
Hurry up!
Come on, quickly!
So, this is your surprise?
- Isn't it beautiful? ..
- Isn't it beautiful? ..
It is beautiful
but not more than you
You know I've never come here before
You know I've never come here before.
As a kid, I used to take a bus
that would pass that route, far away
As a kid, I used to take a bus
that would pass that route, far away.
As I grew up, I decided
that one day I'll come here
As I grew up, I decided
that one day I'll come here
- With the love of my life
- with the love of my life.
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through..
And here we are.
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ♪
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ♪
My days ♪
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ..
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ♪
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ♪
This is the end.
It's doomsday! ..
It's doomsday!
My own are screwing me over!
- Let him come home! ..
- Let him come home!
I will teach him a lesson!
I raised him, gave him
everything he ever wanted! ..
I raised him, gave him
everything he ever wanted!
What has the world come to?
- Finally! Finally, you're home! ..
- Finally! Finally, you're home!
These are the dark times we're living in!
Why do you say so, Uncle?
- Because you used to tell me everything! ..
- Because you used to tell me everything!
Even the colour of your underwear!
- But now you have a new scooter
- But now you have a new scooter
With a girl on the backseat.
- Right? What's going on? ..
- Right? What's going on?
Uncle, everything happened so suddenly
What do you mean?
Suddenly, Mr. Durgaprasad
gave me a lot of money
Suddenly, Mr. Durgaprasad
gave me a lot of money.
Then Sandesh gave me a sudden offer
and suddenly, I accepted it.
Because I couldn't understand
how to refuse them, Uncle! ..
Because I couldn't understand
how to refuse them, Uncle!
What are you writing nowadays?
What are you writing that
you are being paid so well? ..
What are you writing that
you are being paid so well?
- Devika's Despair, Uncle.
- Devika's Despair?
- You don't understand it but
- You don't understand it but
It's one of the best-selling books abroad.
- Mr. Durgaprasad pays me for the same
- Mr. Durgaprasad pays me for the same.
Why do you want to get into the details, Uncle?
- I bought my first-ever scooter today
- I bought my first-ever scooter today.
- We should celebrate, right?
- Yeah! ..
- We should celebrate, right?
- Yeah!
I'll go and get us whiskey.
- A bottle? -Absolutely! You must! ..
- A bottle? -Absolutely! You must!
And get some snacks too!
Bro, a bottle of whiskey
Thank you
Rajaram? ..
I'm sorry, I didn't recognise you.
Who are you? How do you know me?
I am Madhu's aunt
She showed me a picture of you.
- Greetings, Aunt.
- Hello.
- You look like Madhu's elder sister
- You look like Madhu's elder sister.
- Oh, please!
- How come you're here?
The bus conductor said I
will get a Tonga from here
The bus conductor said I
will get a Tonga from here.
But it's nowhere to be seen!
Where do you want to go? ..
- You see that temple?
- Yes.
My home is 10-15 minutes away from there.
- It is nearby. I will manage
- It is nearby. I will manage.
It's not nearby. It is minimum five kilometres
Let me drop you home.
No, Rajaram. Don't bother. I will manage.
- Not at all. You are Madhu's aunt
- Not at all. You are Madhu's aunt.
It is my duty.
I cannot leave you here.
Let me drop you.
I have heard that you and your
uncle live alone in a huge house
I have heard that you and your
uncle live alone in a huge house.
Yes, my uncle means everything to me.
The same uncle that made
a move on my sister-in-law? ..
The same uncle that made
a move on my sister-in-law?
I hope you're not like him.
Not at all! ..
Not at all!
- Are you comfortable?
- Yes
Welcome, Rajaram.
- Give me the bag.
- It is very heavy
- Give me the bag.
- It is very heavy.
You've been carrying it for quite a while.
- Careful.
- I'll be right back
That's my husband
He is no more
- What was his profession? ..
- What was his profession?
Medicine.
He had an ancestral sexology clinic
He used to first test the medicine on himself.
Then he used to make the formula.
He knew how to do 56
asanas from the Kama Sutra. ..
He knew how to do 56
asanas from the Kama Sutra.
Really? ..
He could tell by the patient's face
- about his sperm count
- about his sperm count
He died while inventing a new medicine.
- But he was a very colourful character
- But he was a very colourful character.
He enjoyed every waking minute of his life
- May his soul rest in peace
- May his soul rest in peace.
He died
and took all his knowledge with him.
That's what everybody thinks.
- But it is not true
- But it is not true.
He often used to discuss
- his medicines and the asanas with me
- his medicines and the asanas with me.
After all I'm his better half
So now you
- run the clinic?
- Yes.
- I have the knowledge.
- Right
- Have a seat. I will get some tea.
- Please don't.
It's late. I should go home.
- Rajaram, why are you being so hesitant? ..
- Rajaram, why are you being so hesitant?
I'll be back in two minutes
AUNT'S 56 ASANAS
The hunger of the body
is always rebellious. ..
The hunger of the
body is always rebellious.
Although she was older than me ..
Although she was older than me
her inviting body portrayed something else. ..
Her inviting body portrayed something else.
Perhaps, she also wanted
to grab the opportunity. ..
Perhaps, she also wanted
to grab the opportunity.
The way she added something to
the tea and walked towards me ..
The way she added something
to the tea and walked towards me
Clearly indicated that
- she wanted to try her experience ..
- She wanted to try her experience
And all her knowledge on asanas
- on me. ..
- on me.
My fingers followed the
rhythm of her heartbeat ..
My fingers followed the
rhythm of her heartbeat
And ran along Aunt's body. ..
And we both move towards
each other for an erotic experience.
- Where the night was long ..
- Where the night was long
Our bodily hunger, insatiable.
Holding on to her sari
I followed her to a mystical world ..
I followed her to a mystical world
where two bodies were about
to be lost into each other's. ..
Where two bodies were
about to be lost into each other's.
In that world, sex is not lust. ..
In that world, sex is not lust.
Sex is an art.
Where two bodies become one in asanas
And to bring two bodies
together, Aunt had not one
but 56 asanas
Aunt's 56 Asanas, by Shakespeare
I mean, Mastram.
What a title! Amazing! ..
Mr. Durgaprasad, when are
you publishing Devika's Despair?
- Madhu has been asking me about it ..
- Madhu has been asking me about it
And I don't have an answer.
The next time she asks
tell her to buy those kinds of books and read
tell her to buy those kinds of books and read.
Mr. Durgaprasad
those books are not special
those books are not special.
Since they don't have my articles or write-ups
Okay, we will publish Madhuri's Mare as well
Devika! Devika's Despair,
not Madhuri's Mare. ..
Devika! Devika's
Despair, not Madhuri's Mare.
Fine! What's the damn difference?
- Don't be upset
- Don't be upset.
The title is amazing, Mr. Shakespeare.
Aunt's 56 Asanas.
- Too good! ..
- Too good! ..
I stay in house number
122/7 in the police quarters.
You should come.