Motorcity (2012) s01e05 Episode Script

1 You ain't gonna make it.
Oh, we'll make it.
Now stop popping up on my dash.
Time? Ah, 38 seconds! The intake valve is buckling.
Dude, we can't keep this speed up! Mike, it's over.
No! We're not going down like this.
19 seconds, Mikey! You're a man of your word.
You did get here in time.
Sure did.
Pay up.
You guys make the best custom parts in Motor City.
I owe you.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Mike, we've got company! Been a pleasure doing business, but I really gotta go.
Boy is crazy.
All right, guys, gamma formation.
Dutch, you're on point.
Got it! Dutch, you gotta pull back, buddy, pull back! Dutch! No.
No! I've lost his heat signature.
Dude, I can't locate him! Dutch.
Texas to the rescue! - Dutch! - I'm all right.
But I could use some new kicks.
That was too close.
Hey! I totally had those bots! - Hey! - Get behind me.
It's safer.
Mike, what're you doing? I had them! Texas! Chuck, what happened to Tex and Dutch? Just a sec.
Just a sec.
Oh, Texas! Hey, you guys okay? We're near the south side pass.
- Where are you at? - Not quite sure.
Look, there might be more Kane-bots flying around, so just lay low, and head to Antonio's.
We'll meet you there.
Roger.
You okay? What was with you back there? Why did you cut me off? Whoa, easy.
Nothing was with me.
I just I don't know.
Things were getting crazy out there.
I can't take any chances, all right? I just I don't know what I would do if something happened to you guys.
After everything with Dutch.
Hey, guys, who do you think lives there? Whoa! Obviously someone who loves hats.
Someone would like to meet you.
What are you doing? I merely call it pizazzling.
Pretty great, right? No.
Mike told us to lay low, man.
You put all this Kane bot junk on your car, then everyone will see you.
Shaw, everybody will see how awesome I am.
Oh, there goes Texas.
He's the burner who kicks Kane's butt.
Why would you wanna call attention to yourself? Why wouldn't I? Whoa! Look at this stuff! Wait.
Chuck, stay together.
Oh, so long! Dude, they're all so long! Okay.
Easy there, buddy.
They don't make 'em like that anymore! Hey! Pardon my manners.
They call me the Duke of Detroit.
My dear.
I'm Mike Chilton.
And these are your burners.
I've heard of you.
You're making quite a name for yourself down in Motor City.
Mike I can call you Mike, right? You know what I love, Mike? My cars.
I've worked these teeny weeny fingers to the bone for these cars.
They are my pide and joy.
My passion! Jump back! You got anything you love like that? Well, my car? You love that old Jalopy parked outside? Mutt isn't a Jalopy.
Please.
If it had wings, I'd kill it, deep fry it, and serve it up for thankgiving.
Let's try this.
Do you know what I hate? When someone takes what I love and disrepects it! You see? I don't like it when some hotshots like you bring their problems into my yard and destroy the things I love! Destroy? The car frame? It was junk.
Maybe to you with that Jalopy you drive, to me, it was a beautiful car waiting to be built.
Oh, build me, Duke.
Build me! Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't now because Mr.
Chilton and his friends destroyed you! Really? We were just look, my friends had nothing to do with this.
I was the one who crashed the bots into your stuff.
If you want me to pay for the damage I don't want you to pay me.
I want you to show me some respect! And I think the only way a person can convey respect is through his or her actions.
Meaning? Kiss my gators.
All will be forgotten.
Well, you can forget that.
Come on, guys.
We're out of here.
Okay, fine.
Thanks for stopping by.
Let him and his friends go.
I think I need to change my shorts.
Just keep walking.
Looks like I'm gonna have to teach that dog a lesson.
Who does that guy think he is? "Kiss my gators.
" The guy is clearly insane! I'm just glad we got out of there.
Could I have the triple jalapeno burger with the fries and onion rings? Oh, and a side salad.
Watching my weight, so You the burners? Yeah.
You're gonna wish you wasn't born.
He-he.
Get out of here.
Not leaving.
You'll be safer.
I can handle this.
Seriously, what's going on with you? Hey, I'm talking to you.
Oh, guys? He's talking to us.
- It's mi - I'm talking to you! Get out of here, now! I'm not leaving! Oh, no.
Let's move! Boy am I hungry.
They better have pie left, because sometimes I go there, and they don't have any pie left.
Wait a minute.
Where are they going? It's a burner! See? I've already got fans.
I told ya.
Hey! How ya doing? Drive now! What'd you do that for? Go! Go! Go! Hey! You're ruining my pizzazling! You see what you did? You turned the fans against me! Where are you guys? Look behind you.
Hold on.
You guys okay? Yeah, no thanks to Texas.
What? I totally would've had those guys if Mike didn't butt in.
Yeah, but if you didn't put all this junk on your car, they would've never realized we were burners in the first place.
Ah, but they did realize we're burners! So what did you do to tick those guys off anyway? Wish I knew.
They were mad because their moms forgot to pick them up after hockey practice? No, they were looking for us.
We better get off the road quick.
Figure this out before they come back.
Where should we go? Somewhere with food.
Myh blood sugar is running on fumes.
I think I know a safe place near here.
They have room service too.
Yes, baby.
So nice.
My Duke, we have visitors! I take it by that look on your mug you failed to bring back what I asked for.
Clearly, I underestimated the burners.
Something that won't happen again.
Put out the call.
They were definitely after the burners.
Ah, it doesn't make sense.
Look, I shouldn't be telling you this 'cause it could mean my own skin.
- It was the Duke.
- The Duke? The Duke of Detroit? - Oh, that's not good.
- You know him? Know him enough to know he's bad news.
Look, you guys don't have to worry, okay? It's me he wants.
Actually, he isn't after you.
He wants them.
He's put a price on your heads.
Are you saying the Duke of setroit is after me? Yes! He's heard of me too! Ha! You see? In your face, basket case.
Now every gang in Motor City's gonna be after you.
Look, you're safe as long as you're here.
I suggest you get some rest.
You're gonna need it.
Yes? They're here.
All of them.
Congratulations, Rayon.
You just got a whole lot richer.
How did they find us? Probably because of my car.
You think? You are the biggest imbecile I've ever met.
And the strongest.
Thanks man.
Rayon.
Oh, that does it.
We are never making specialty parts for that guy again.
What'll we do? There's no way I'll let the Duke take you guys.
It's checkout time.
Where's the rest? Where are my burners? Till you hand 'em over, they're still fair game.
No one's talking to you, trash.
Looky here, looky here.
The chickens are trying to fly the coop.
Get 'em! Just hang behind me, guys.
I'll get us out of here.
What you're doing is in our way.
You gotta stop.
Here we go.
You keep protecting us, but who's gonna protect you? I'm just trying to watch your backs out there.
Having our backs is one thing, fighting our battles is another.
We're burners.
We're supposed to get mangled.
Sometimes, you gotta let us take our licks.
We can handle it, bro.
I know.
And you're gonna get the chance to prove it.
Okay, here's the plan.
If you want something done right Are you serious? Think you can get away? Eat stretch limo, baby! No! Let them go! Take me! You're too late, Mr.
Chilton.
You had your chance.
If only you had shown me a little respect.
What are you gonna do to them? Mmm, I don't know.
Maybe sell them to someone whose name starts with a "K" and rhymes with "pain"? Ooh, so sad.
I hope you've learned a lesson here.
- Let's go.
- Hey! I lost a lot of cars out here! Alas, good friends, there is no reward.
Because I captured the burners.
But should you feel cheated in any way, oh, feel free to take it up with that man there.
All right, this should work.
Okay, let's make some noise.
Texas, you're on.
- I can't do it.
- What? You've been trying to get people to pay attention to you all day and now you choke? This is acting, not choking.
It's different.
Not different.
Oh, you think it's so easy, Mr.
lay-low, you do it.
Uh-uh.
No way.
Come on, man.
Fine.
Oh.
Really? Guard! A little help in here! Guards! What is it? Our friend needs some help.
Oh, I guess he's fine.
- I'm in.
- Copy that.
Teacher is a preacher and he's calling the sky I'm free What? Babycakes, no! What? You? How did? You're all finished! No wait, wait! Back off! Back off! Did I say finished? You're not finished.
You better know, Mr.
Chilton, you harm my cars, I harm your friends.
Yeah, that is a pickle.
If only there was a solution.
You know, someone once told me the only way that respect can be conveyed is through a person's actions.
Kiss your shoe? Uh-uh.
Which is why I will respectfully return your cars and you will respectfully return my friends.
No more bounties, score settled.
Now that's what I'm talking about! You got some real guts, Mr.
Chilton.
Well played.
Well played! Meaning? Meaning, you're worthy of the Duke's respect! Now, put my limos back where you found them, and your friends are free.
All right! Who's next on the karaoke? Mr.
Chilton? Maybe next time, Duke.
But I just really wanna get my friends and go.
Just fooling.
Go on.
Told you we could take care of ourselves.
Come on.
Let's get you back to your cars.
Oh, did the Duke really call you a Jalopy, Mutt, baby? He's sorry.
You are a treasure.
Yeah, me and you are gonna have to get better acquainted.
Here's to having my friends back safe, and to never running into the Duke of Detroit again.
All right, guys.
Dig in.
Mike, I gotta ask.
How did you get those gang leaders to help you cross the Duke like that? Mike? Let's just say, that, uh, Chuck and Dutch will be building some free specialty parts.
Actually, a lot of them.
- What? - Huh? Don't worry, got some extra hands for you.
Ain't that right, Rayon? You got it, man.
And that, my friends, is respect.
Chirp.