Mr. Plankton (2024) s01e05 Episode Script
Episode 5
1
I heard that God loves children,
but since he can't watch over each one,
he created moms.
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hello.
But he didn't make enough moms,
so unfortunately,
those of us here
must wait for a mom to choose us.
So what kind of child
is a mom looking for?
You're so sweet. What is your name?
I'm Jo Jae-mi!
Maybe a sweet child?
He's so happy.
Or maybe,
a pretty child?
"She was a beautiful princess
who looked just like the queen."
Oh, my.
You look just like a doll.
And if they don’t want
a sweet or pretty child…
The babies are crying a lot.
Is something wrong with them?
I wonder too.
I really don’t like sad kids.
Don't cry, baby
Smile, baby
La-la-la-la, let's dance and have fun
…how about a happy, cheerful child
who never cries, even when sad?
What a good baby.
You are adorable.
Looks like I’ll never have a mom
in this life.
That's why I've decided
that if I can't have one, I'll become one.
When I grow up, I want to be a mom!
Don't laugh. I said don't laugh.
Stop laughing!
You really outdid yourself there.
"If I can't have a mom, I'll become one"?
That's so you, Jae-mi.
But you know what?
You can never
become a mom.
Love flows downward.
You need to experience love to give love.
Love-starved people like us
can pass nothing onto our children.
You were right.
About what?
That love flows downward.
You need to experience love to give love.
Turns out you were right.
Are you some kind of prophet?
Hey, that was…
Sing me a song.
Your words foretold my misfortune.
So who knows?
If you wish for my happiness,
maybe I could be happy someday.
All right then.
What shall I sing to wish you happiness?
You were created to receive--
Hey, that song's just perfect for you.
- Damn it.
- Wait. Were you being serious?
Yes, dead serious.
Jeez.
You were created
To receive the greatest love
You feel this love
In every part of your life
- It's not a joke.
- Do you think I'm joking?
At least try and sound sincere.
I am being sincere.
- Whatever. Start over.
- Damn.
You were created
To receive the greatest love
You feel this love
In every part of your life
You were created
To receive the greatest love
You feel this love
In every part of your life
MR. PLANKTON
Where are you going?
- Roll down the window.
- Come on.
- Hey, gentlemen.
- Hey, honey!
You can find me here.
I wanted a cheap motel,
and the GPS brought us here.
- Hey, handsome.
- It looks like we're almost there.
It's right there.
ROCK-BOTTOM MOTEL
There's only one bed.
Are you okay with this?
Yes, that's it, baby. Harder, baby!
- Harder?
- Yes, harder!
Harder?
Well…
I'm coming!
No! Not yet!
Don't come!
Oh, jeez.
Hey, snap out of it.
What was that?
OWNER: YOO GI-HO
That bastard's car is in this guy's name?
"Works at Hae Jo Errand House"?
Hey, lackey.
- Yes, boss?
- That punk, Hae Jo. What's he after?
Why did he travel
from Jeolla to Gyeongsang overnight?
Why do you think he came to the coast,
then went into the mountains?
Well, the guy I spoke to
had no idea either.
He said he'd try
to suss him out if he got hold of him.
Right. That reminds me
of something he once said.
"You think…"
…that's why I stay?
- "I have nowhere to go…"
- …so I stay put.
I recall him saying that kind of nonsense.
Sounds like he's trying
to teach a cat to bark.
He's a total lunatic.
Take it, dude.
It might be that guy calling back.
Okay, boss.
Hello?
Yes, this is he. Who?
"Chae Seung-hyeok"?
I'm out of that industry.
I used to handle missing person cases.
Keep it on, even if it's annoying.
Will do, boss.
Man, I'm fucking exhausted.
How long until we arrive?
We're almost there.
About an hour, I'd say.
So half an hour?
Pardon? Of course, boss.
Damn it.
Looking for these?
Don't touch my stuff.
I didn't. It was on the floor--
Don't be such a brat.
Since you're up early,
let's go somewhere together.
It'd be kind of boring to go alone.
I'm off to bed now.
Hey!
Let's just spend some time together. Okay?
I know where all the local beauties are.
I'll wait for you.
So get ready and meet me outside.
See? Look at all these beauties!
I can literally smell the ocean.
Busan's early morning fish market
is a must-see attraction.
You can tell how fresh they are
by looking at the scales.
Eight cod. Five crates.
They are 36,000 won. Next, 10 cod.
What are you looking to buy?
Whatever you like.
How do you like your fish?
Raw? Grilled? In a soup?
I like ramyeon.
Ramyeon noodles?
Soup it is, then. Soup-erb!
Now where's the sea bass?
HAS KKARI CONTACTED YOU?
- Coming through!
- Hey!
- Be careful.
- Step aside!
Hey! Watch where you're going.
That was close. Gimme that!
Come on, you punk.
Invincible Lotte! Go, Lotte, win it all!
Don't get distracted.
Hold my hand tight, okay?
Okay!
I'm coming. Let go of me.
- Just come, you brat.
- I said…
- Hello there!
- Hello.
Hey, sis!
- What can I get you today?
- Hey, come here.
Here.
Try this. It's salt-grilled mackerel.
There's a bone…
Chew before you swallow!
Can he get some rice? Quick.
Sure. Here.
Here. Just swallow this.
Don't chew the rice, just swallow.
I can't swallow…
We'll take five of these. Sliced.
Goodness, your son is good-looking.
He must take after his mother.
What are you talking about, lady?
Look at that face.
He looks just like me at that age!
- What went wrong?
- Hey.
This face is your future.
- Says who?
- Says me! You punk.
You're like two peas in a pod.
Temper and all.
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Just hurry up already.
- My goodness.
This looks nice. Look, it's huge.
Look at this mackerel. It looks so meaty.
Mr. Ko!
Hae Jo!
Mr. Ko.
Hae Jo.
Damn. Where did they go
leaving me here all alone?
Oh, right.
It's here.
It's still here.
Snap out of it, you idiot!
Are you relieved that he didn't ditch you?
God, you crazy idiot.
I'm losing my mind.
- What's good today?
- The flounder's nice.
This one looks like Jae-mi.
The flat face and wide-set eyes.
Too small.
Nice, silver pomfret.
I think I'll poach them.
I'll take three. No, I'll take five.
Yes. All right.
Sea bass!
Give me a meaty one.
A nice big one fresh off the boat, okay?
It's for a soup.
Sure. Right away.
And a longarm octopus.
The biggest one you've got.
Enough already. We'll be stuffed.
- And some horse mackerel?
- No.
And a box of horse mackerel.
- Then why ask?
- That'll be 90,000 won!
All right, 90,000 won and…
Actually… I'm sorry. I forgot.
We have to do some hiking,
so we can't lug a crate.
I'll just take ten of them
in a plastic bag.
And silver pomfret are too small.
The season's almost over.
I'll just take two.
Octopus! Yes, the longarm octopus.
No need to take it out.
Are you kidding me?
- We'll take them.
- No.
- It's fine. How much?
- 30,000.
- 30,000?
- Hey, you!
You think you can
pull a fast one on a pro, huh?
If you try to pawn that off on me,
you'll be fishing one-handed!
Give me the one I picked.
You think you can scam me,
you cheap-ass crook?
What did you say?
"Pull a fast one"?
"Cheap-ass crook"?
- Hey, stop.
- Give me the one I picked, come on.
Forget it. Get lost!
Don't ruin our morning.
- Hey, asshole!
- That is enough!
- Out of my way!
- Hey!
- Hey, you!
- Fuck.
I left the house at the crack of dawn
to come here
and treat my son for the first time!
How dare you pull a switcheroo
with the fish I bought for my dear son?
Fuck!
- You--
- You bastard!
Good grief.
- Stop.
- What do you want?
- You…
- You bastard!
Goddamn it.
Get off me.
Get him!
Hey! Damn you!
Die!
Run for it!
You little…
- Get them!
- This way!
Let’s see. Wow!
Goddammit.
I wanted to prepare
a healthy, delicious meal fit for a king.
But what the hell is this?
I told you. Ramyeon is my favorite.
Here.
Fuck! It's hot.
You're a bit of a klutz, aren't you?
Hey.
Right.
You sure can throw a punch though.
You didn't even flinch at the fish knives.
You must've led quite the life.
Today was just business as usual.
Getting into fights
and smashing things up.
Just rolling with the punches.
You must've been through so much,
growing up all on your own.
And you've achieved so much. Well done.
Shit, that damn smoke.
Hey, you know, earlier, that idiot…
You know that ugly knife-wielding guy?
I caught his head
with the scoop net for you.
I saved your life, kiddo.
This is why team fights are better, right?
It was fun!
A scoop net is a lame weapon though.
It's always those sneaky--
Sneaky cowards who win.
Yes, so you know.
Okay! Let's drink to that.
Get it together, Jo Jae-mi.
You need to go and live your life.
I'm sorry.
Shoot!
Damn it!
But,
where do I go?
Don't set any kind
of destinations in life.
If you lose your way
while wandering aimlessly,
it doesn't set you adrift.
It just makes you a drifter.
That bastard.
You're wasted. Come on, let's go.
So,
how long do you have left?
What?
You're taking opioids.
It's a narcotic pain reliever
often given to stage-four cancer patients.
I took something similar
for a few years in the past, so I know.
You do know you're way out of line?
And Jae-mi doesn't have a clue?
Jeez, you fool. Seriously?
What the hell?
You are such a fool.
Kid, you need to tell her. You have to.
How fucking ridiculous. Hey, mister.
Just because I'm being nice
doesn't mean we're close.
Do you really think I'm your son?
We are strangers. Total strangers.
Your nosiness is irritating.
I'm worried about you
and that's irritating me too!
What if you really are my son?
Like, for real.
- No, that's--
- Damn it.
I mean,
as if my nasty disease wasn't enough,
what if you inherited
my miserable life too?
Well?
That's what's got me
so scared and worried, okay?
I'm just so worried, Hae Jo.
Damn it.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, boy!
- I'd give you everything!
- What's wrong with him?
But I have nothing.
Hey! Fine!
Take this arm of mine!
I'll give it to you now.
- Shut up, will you?
- My arm!
If this arm could cure you,
I'd give it to you right now!
- He's my son.
- He's had one too many.
Hey!
Hey, son!
I really am willing to give you my arm!
That's the spot.
That feels so good.
What the hell?
It's that prick again.
- Fine, take it.
- Sorry, boss.
Hey, lackey. Let me pour you one! Come on!
Listen, how many times
do I have to tell you?
I don't know who that is.
Who the heck is Chae Seung-hyeok?
Son of a bitch!
"Son of a bitch"?
Not you. Chae Seung-hyeok.
That bastard Chae Seung-hyeok
kidnapped my bride.
Kidnapped your bride?
That's right.
That bastard showed up in your Jeep
and took Jae-mi against her will.
- Jae-mi?
- Fun, my ass!
Fun doesn't pay the bills!
Your ass? No, blame her ass.
- Jae-mi?
- "Looking for my bride, Jo Jae-mi"?
Boss, the bride's name is Jae-mi.
Jae-mi?
- Are you with someone?
- The bride I kidnapped.
Fuck.
Fuck. Jae-mi?
- Hello?
- Hey, ma'am.
What the hell?
Don't you know what time it is?
I was just wondering
if Seung-hyeok called you to ask about me.
Do you guys think I'm your messenger?
Why are you guys
asking me about each other?
I'm hanging up.
Hold on. Does he know Hae Jo's real name?
Wow, this is…
Wow.
Fuck.
Hold on.
So, Hae Jo and Chae Seung-hyeok
are the same person.
Hang on. Let's think.
If he took Jokduri's bride…
Wow, that means those morons
are barking up the wrong tree.
Can she even breathe?
Jeez.
What the hell?
What?
She's gone?
Idiot.
God, you scared me.
Yeah, that's how anyone would react
when a person suddenly disappears.
I'm no different.
Were you scared because I was gone?
Shut your trap.
Are you relieved to see me again?
Gross! You smell like fish. Go away!
The shower didn't help.
We were at the fish market.
Have you been drinking?
Hey, hear me out. It was so ridiculous.
He dragged me around by my wrist,
had me carrying his shit like a pack mule,
then made me choke on a fishbone.
We also got into a fight
with the fishmongers,
and got soaked in smelly water. I mean…
Sounds like a blast.
A blast? It was a total shitshow.
He was right.
He said team fights
are more fun than one-on-ones.
It was 2 against 17.
I've fought 17 men alone, but not--
That's funny.
- How so?
- You weren't like that before.
"My team, your team.
My stuff, your stuff."
You used to hate taking sides.
- Are you sulking?
- What? Why would I be?
'Cause we left you out of the fun.
I'm not a kid. That would be childish.
- You totally are childish.
- Hey!
Oh, the test results might not be ready
by the end of the day.
So?
So we don't have to rush back today.
I heard there's a storm coming.
Staying a little longer won't do any harm.
You like that guy, too.
Are you thinking--
Damn, I just remembered.
You need to try this.
I asked them for a doggy bag for you.
It's fried shrimp.
It's better when it's hot, but here. Try.
Hey!
You know I'm allergic to shellfish!
- Damn.
- Oh, sorry.
But you know,
it's easy to forget after three years.
Still, no need to swat it away.
Right, I forgot too.
How uncaring and inattentive you were.
That's just mean.
Our three years together
were the worst of my life.
I can't believe I forgot about that.
Then you should've gone with your husband.
I'm deeply regretting it right now.
Then go. Go back to him.
Hey! Whose fault is it
that I'm in this mess now?
What's the matter?
You believe in love,
so put your faith in that fool again.
Well, if he gives me another chance,
I'll leave and not look back!
Then go!
- I won't stop you. Go.
- I will!
Seriously.
What…
Fucking hell. I can't believe this.
I've done all sorts of damage to people.
I've cut, shot, and maimed them.
But I've never felt like
I was beating a dead horse before.
I'm finding it rather embarrassing.
I prefer to say that stuff happens,
and everyone makes mistakes.
You know what I mean?
So, there's no need for me
to make mincemeat out of that bastard.
That's right, boss.
It would be better to make kimchi--
Eat this.
You're wrong, kiddo.
It seems you can't gauge
the situation yet since you're new.
In this line of work, we say,
"Revenge is simple math."
You need to think simply
to find the answer.
Okay, let's see.
Did that bastard Hae Jo ruin my wedding
or not?
Yes.
Did that bastard make plans with my bride
behind my back, or did he not?
Yes.
And did that bitch
conspire with that bastard
to go behind my back
and empty out my safe, or not?
What? You didn't know?
Okay.
Let me rephrase the question.
That bitch and that bastard
went behind my back and emptied my safe.
Now, am I fucking screwed,
or am I not fucking screwed?
Yes. See?
Think simply, and you'll get the answer.
So, who is to blame for this mess?
Hae Jo.
Bingo.
- Hey, Gong-su.
- Yes, boss?
Take this punk to the hospital
to get stitched up.
Got it, boss.
Hey, you little fucker. Get up already!
That sigh could bring the house down.
What's that?
What happened to you?
Oh, this. It's nothing.
I tripped and fell.
You should've been careful.
Look what happened to your pretty face.
Are you off out to work?
Yeah, just some day labor.
The pay isn't much, but it keeps me busy.
I bet Hae Jo has conked out.
He'll wake up in a couple of hours or so.
He only sleeps a few hours at a time.
I see. All right.
Actually,
can I ask you a favor?
Yes, of course.
Well…
No matter what
the paternity test results say,
I've decided to think of him as my son.
That being said,
I still want to play dad
for just a few more days.
Do you think you could try to persuade him
to stay here a little longer?
Please.
Sure.
I'll talk to him.
All right. Thanks.
See you later. Don't see me out.
Just make yourself at home.
Is there anything else you need me to do?
Oh, actually,
could you pick some angelica
and Fischer's ragwort?
Let's have wraps for dinner.
In leafy greens?
That's right. Pick as much as you like.
Okay, see you later!
See you!
You see,
I really didn't want to bring this up,
but, by any chance,
do you know Heung's Kitchen?
I see, you don't.
Then you also don't know the master
of traditional Korean food, Bum Ho-ja.
I'm the family's sole male heir.
Okay, so? What do you want from--
Doctor! The anesthesia is wearing off.
Help me this once,
and I swear on my family's honor
that I'll repay you for your help.
As someone with experience, trust me.
Hae Jo, that shit…
Mess with Chae Seung-hyeok,
and your life will be ruined.
So heed my warning and--
No.
Whether my life gets ruined or not,
I'll deal with it.
So please, sir.
You're the only one
I can ask for help right now.
You're my only hope, Mr. Yoo Gi-ho.
Please help me just this once, sir.
Please, sir. I beg you.
Sir, please.
How did she get hurt?
Her skin has always healed so slowly.
Snap out of it! I must be going crazy!
I'll go settle up. So wait here, okay?
Wait.
I have a craving for banana milk
because I lost a lot of blood.
- Can I go to the store real quick?
- What?
You need strawberry milk for that,
you fucking idiot.
- Be quick.
- Okay.
- Get me a box of cigs while you're at it.
- Got it.
What a fucking moron.
They really kill people?
Those bastards will butcher anyone,
no matter who.
See how they fucked up my leg?
I am putting my life on the line
to help you.
If the address is correct,
I'll pay you one large bill right away.
Promise.
I'm giving you this info cheaply.
Sent.
Find them before we do
for everyone's sake
and to avoid bloodshed.
What are you muttering about?
Well, they don't have what I want.
- Hurry up.
- Coming.
They must be slacking off here.
Hold on.
Mount Gudeok.
I should go straight to this place and…
Hey, you look familiar.
That day…
Hey, you.
You're the jokduri guy.
The jokduri guy from the precinct--
That's right! Jokduri!
It is you!
Oh, you know me?
Sure! We were cellmates.
We cheered you on
when you did that little striptease.
You remember!
Right. You guys are the thugs…
What was that?
I do recall meeting you, gentlemen.
Anyway,
I know Korea is fucking tiny,
but what a coincidence!
I know, right?
I guess I'm happy to see you again.
Please excuse me. I'm in a hurry.
About your kidnapped bride,
I really hope you find her.
- Good luck!
- Good luck, man!
Good luck!
Here's your hat back. Stand up straight!
- Careful.
- Good luck.
It's not that way.
- Oh boy.
- Man.
What a jackass.
No wonder his wife was stolen from him.
What's he going to do?
Just shut it.
Mount Gudeok! The hiking trail!
Hurry.
Go!
Not backward!
Forward!
Oh my gosh.
Son, you must be hungry.
Just give me a sec.
Check this out.
A healthy meal fit for a king.
It's almost ready.
Hey, honey!
Hey.
Weren't we here earlier?
Boss, we are going in the right direction,
but the GPS isn't working properly
'cause we're deep in the mountains.
Well, either way,
if we don't find him today,
we're burying you here, okay?
Fucking idiot!
Boss.
Let's just set the mountain on fire.
That prick will come bolting down,
and we'll catch him and finish--
You dumbass.
Are we trying to catch a raccoon?
Let's say we start a fire as you said.
That bastard could come down
this way, that way, or the other way,
so how would we know?
Is that head of yours just there
to keep your neck from wobbling?
I told you to read some books, didn't I?
Instead of picking on people--
Excuse me, ma'am!
Can you help us?
Certainly.
We were told
there was a log cabin around here.
I'm terribly sorry
but this is my first time on this trail,
so I don't know either.
In that case,
I wonder if you know this…
You look
so much better in person.
- Fucking hell!
- Fuck!
My leg!
That little bitch.
Why did she have to show up here
all of a sudden?
Catch up with her!
- Run faster, you idiot!
- I got her!
- Ouch! That hurts!
- Boss!
Get up, you morons.
Get up, right this instant!
I can't believe you let her go!
Help!
Help me!
Did you hear that?
Jae-mi…
Hey.
Hey, honey!
Are you all right?
I told you to be careful.
Why are you doing chores?
Come on, Jae-mi.
Let's go inside and eat.
No. Don't go.
Don't go.
No, don't go.
Don't go.
No, Jae-mi. Don't do this.
Get up! We have to leave.
Come on. Get up!
You really are back? Aren't you?
- Wake up!
- Fuck.
There are some thugs
coming up here to get you!
Hurry up if you want to live. Shit!
Fuck!
Damn it.
What the hell?
What?
- What the fuck?!
- Let's just go.
- A cabin?
- A cabin.
Keep going straight up there.
Let's go!
- Yes, boss!
- Fuck.
Jae-mi.
Fuck, I need a break.
Hold on. Shit!
What are you idiots doing?
We're not on a damn picnic!
Move!
Damn, that's refreshing. Fuck yeah!
Hey, wait up!
Shit.
Wait.
Well, what do we have here?
We meet again.
This can't be a coincidence.
Right.
So anyway,
what brings you guys to this mountain?
Damn.
Shit.
- Let's go.
- Yes.
I'm here to finish someone off.
I'm here for the bastard who took my wife.
What? Hold on a second.
That must mean we're after the same guy.
Oh, I see.
You know what they say,
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
So, since we're friends now,
let's shake hands.
Eo Heung, doctor of traditional medicine.
- Eo Heung?
- Yes.
- Is that for real?
- Yes.
I thought you were clearing your throat.
Everyone freeze or he'll be paralyzed.
- Fuck.
- Nobody dare move.
If this goes in a centimeter deeper,
he'll be paralyzed from the neck down
and going home in a chopper.
I'm sure you've seen
stuff like that in movies.
- Well, I can do it.
- You motherfucker!
- Sorry?
- Did you say, "Don't move, fuckers"?
Yes!
Don't move, fuckers.
- Don't move.
- Mr. John Na.
Go inside now and get Jae-mi.
Don't move,
or you will become totally paralyzed.
- "Stand to attention"?
- Yes!
- Fuck. Attention!
- Attention.
TEST RESULTS
PATERNITY PROBABILITY…
It was almost impossible
to trace Ko Jae-geun.
He's been jumping
from place to place like a grasshopper.
Who are you?
I'd lost a lot on the stock market,
so I was running low on cash.
You think you can
pull a fast one on a pro, huh?
Back in the day,
I had a bit of a bad habit.
Long time no see.
Your son's been keeping you busy.
Come to that container over there for--
Okay, I'll buy some soju.
- So are you game or not?
- Keep it down!
DEBT COLLECTION
At this rate,
we'll die before we can find that bastard.
Shit, hang on.
Hey. Keep still!
B3-002/5 P.M.
Sorry to bother you even more,
but could you take us as far as the port?
It's worth five million won.
Are you sure it's worth looking for him?
Wait here. I won't be long.
Don't kill him, okay?
Just make him learn his lesson.
Why look for him now?
She's not here?
Jae-mi.
Boss.
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
He's saying,
"Take the fucking needle out first!"
Jokduri! Take the needle out!
It was all a lie.
What?
Paralysis, my ass.
You can move all you want.
What?
You motherfucker.
That acupuncture point is for kids.
- To stop them pooping their pants.
- Son of a bitch!
Using your acupuncture skills
to mess with people.
What the hell?
Back off, you idiots!
Whoa. Jeez.
Damn it.
Boss!
Boss, Hae Jo's on the phone.
- Hurry!
- That bastard Hae Jo called.
- Quick!
- Move it!
You're on speaker.
My boss, Chil-seong, is here.
Chil-seong, chili sauce.
whatever your name is. Listen.
- Where is my Jae-mi--
- Quiet.
Sounds like you've been
dragging Kkari all over to hunt me down.
I'll tell you where I am. Meet me here.
But let Kkari go.
Look at you acting all cool.
You fucking clown.
Once I track you down,
your minion's job here is done.
Stop blabbering and give me your word.
All right, deal.
So?
Where are you?
Come quick.
I don't have much time,
so I can't wait too long.
Fucking idiot.
- There's that fucking moron.
- What's he doing? Oh no!
Get the money.
Let go! You bastard.
Stop right there.
If you had fun with my money,
I deserve some interest.
Hey, my arm!
How about I take this arm of yours
as your interest payment?
Hey, listen… Hear me out, Hae Jo.
Will you please hear me out? Please!
Hey, Hae Jo. I…
I'm sorry.
But you see, I…
I swear, I wasn't trying
to steal the money from you.
I was going to make more money
and return it.
For real.
Well,
other parents help their children
grow their money
by investing in the stock market
and savings accounts.
But I…
I've done nothing for my son.
I was like,
"I'll just grow it tenfold. For my son."
That's what I was telling myself
while flipping one card after another.
Fuck you.
Does it hurt?
You see,
I just gave you a chance to apologize,
but you put on an act instead.
As they say,
"Sincerity always reaches the heart."
Hey, you orphan bastard!
I didn't just take your money for nothing.
Ungrateful brat.
I made you happy for two days.
Goddammit.
I let you sleep at my place and fed you.
And we had a blast at the market!
Right?
Am I wrong? Think about it.
Scum like you could never even dream
of having such fun with a father like me.
Damn it.
You scumbag!
You piece of shit!
Not even a dog would want you.
Father, my ass!
Damn it!
No way could a crook like you
be Hae Jo's father!
Damn it! Dream on, you scumbag.
And don't kid yourself.
He was kind enough to hang out with you
because he felt bad for an old man
living all alone up in the mountains.
You piece of… Damn it. Shit!
You idiot.
I told you not to hang out with crooks.
Seriously. Hey, come on. Let's go.
Lucky you!
So finally,
I guess you guys are a team.
Hey, you like that.
When someone takes your side.
Like a little kid.
Hae Jo!
I left the house at dawn
to treat my son for the first time!
…with the fish I bought for my dear son?
You must've been through so much.
And you've achieved so much.
Why did you say all those things?
Why?
Why did you say
you were willing to give me your arm?
Why exactly?
Why did you say that to me?
If you were planning this.
No, stop!
No, stop it. Don't do this! Please stop.
Please stop. Please.
It's not him.
That jerk isn't your father, is he?
Couldn't you tell from his face?
Obviously not.
The suspense was worse
than the World Cup penalty shoot-out.
Don't exaggerate.
Hey, we're good, then.
Let's go and meet the next candidate.
Oh, right.
Don't worry about money.
I guess I can predict the future,
just like you.
Last night,
something told me
I should put some of your cash aside.
Jae-mi.
I did good, right?
You should go now.
Go where?
Back to where you belong.
Go. It's not too late yet.
What?
Why are you saying this now?
I don't know. It's just not fun anymore.
I thought being with you would be fun.
But it isn't.
Hey, let's face it.
You never planned on
staying with me for long anyway.
So…
let's stop drifting around already.
No!
I don't want to.
I'm done being the fool
who keeps falling for your lies.
Just this morning,
you were bragging away, all excited.
So, what? Are you gonna give up
because the man playing daddy
stabbed you in the back?
Don't play the victim.
No more pity parties.
Be grateful that you have
a birth father to even look for.
I'm the real fucking orphan here.
You asked me to join you.
To wander around aimlessly.
I said no, but you dragged me into this.
And now,
you want me gone because I’m no fun?
Well, screw you!
I'm not leaving!
I'm going to find your father and ask him
why he had to bring
a mean jerk like you into the world.
I will. I'll…
Is that…
Jae…
Jae-mi?
Wait, it is her.
You said you'd chase me
to the ends of the earth if I ran away.
Can I hold you to that?
I'll be waiting.
She really did say that.
She said that for sure.
Subtitle translation by: Ahreum Woo
I heard that God loves children,
but since he can't watch over each one,
he created moms.
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hello.
But he didn't make enough moms,
so unfortunately,
those of us here
must wait for a mom to choose us.
So what kind of child
is a mom looking for?
You're so sweet. What is your name?
I'm Jo Jae-mi!
Maybe a sweet child?
He's so happy.
Or maybe,
a pretty child?
"She was a beautiful princess
who looked just like the queen."
Oh, my.
You look just like a doll.
And if they don’t want
a sweet or pretty child…
The babies are crying a lot.
Is something wrong with them?
I wonder too.
I really don’t like sad kids.
Don't cry, baby
Smile, baby
La-la-la-la, let's dance and have fun
…how about a happy, cheerful child
who never cries, even when sad?
What a good baby.
You are adorable.
Looks like I’ll never have a mom
in this life.
That's why I've decided
that if I can't have one, I'll become one.
When I grow up, I want to be a mom!
Don't laugh. I said don't laugh.
Stop laughing!
You really outdid yourself there.
"If I can't have a mom, I'll become one"?
That's so you, Jae-mi.
But you know what?
You can never
become a mom.
Love flows downward.
You need to experience love to give love.
Love-starved people like us
can pass nothing onto our children.
You were right.
About what?
That love flows downward.
You need to experience love to give love.
Turns out you were right.
Are you some kind of prophet?
Hey, that was…
Sing me a song.
Your words foretold my misfortune.
So who knows?
If you wish for my happiness,
maybe I could be happy someday.
All right then.
What shall I sing to wish you happiness?
You were created to receive--
Hey, that song's just perfect for you.
- Damn it.
- Wait. Were you being serious?
Yes, dead serious.
Jeez.
You were created
To receive the greatest love
You feel this love
In every part of your life
- It's not a joke.
- Do you think I'm joking?
At least try and sound sincere.
I am being sincere.
- Whatever. Start over.
- Damn.
You were created
To receive the greatest love
You feel this love
In every part of your life
You were created
To receive the greatest love
You feel this love
In every part of your life
MR. PLANKTON
Where are you going?
- Roll down the window.
- Come on.
- Hey, gentlemen.
- Hey, honey!
You can find me here.
I wanted a cheap motel,
and the GPS brought us here.
- Hey, handsome.
- It looks like we're almost there.
It's right there.
ROCK-BOTTOM MOTEL
There's only one bed.
Are you okay with this?
Yes, that's it, baby. Harder, baby!
- Harder?
- Yes, harder!
Harder?
Well…
I'm coming!
No! Not yet!
Don't come!
Oh, jeez.
Hey, snap out of it.
What was that?
OWNER: YOO GI-HO
That bastard's car is in this guy's name?
"Works at Hae Jo Errand House"?
Hey, lackey.
- Yes, boss?
- That punk, Hae Jo. What's he after?
Why did he travel
from Jeolla to Gyeongsang overnight?
Why do you think he came to the coast,
then went into the mountains?
Well, the guy I spoke to
had no idea either.
He said he'd try
to suss him out if he got hold of him.
Right. That reminds me
of something he once said.
"You think…"
…that's why I stay?
- "I have nowhere to go…"
- …so I stay put.
I recall him saying that kind of nonsense.
Sounds like he's trying
to teach a cat to bark.
He's a total lunatic.
Take it, dude.
It might be that guy calling back.
Okay, boss.
Hello?
Yes, this is he. Who?
"Chae Seung-hyeok"?
I'm out of that industry.
I used to handle missing person cases.
Keep it on, even if it's annoying.
Will do, boss.
Man, I'm fucking exhausted.
How long until we arrive?
We're almost there.
About an hour, I'd say.
So half an hour?
Pardon? Of course, boss.
Damn it.
Looking for these?
Don't touch my stuff.
I didn't. It was on the floor--
Don't be such a brat.
Since you're up early,
let's go somewhere together.
It'd be kind of boring to go alone.
I'm off to bed now.
Hey!
Let's just spend some time together. Okay?
I know where all the local beauties are.
I'll wait for you.
So get ready and meet me outside.
See? Look at all these beauties!
I can literally smell the ocean.
Busan's early morning fish market
is a must-see attraction.
You can tell how fresh they are
by looking at the scales.
Eight cod. Five crates.
They are 36,000 won. Next, 10 cod.
What are you looking to buy?
Whatever you like.
How do you like your fish?
Raw? Grilled? In a soup?
I like ramyeon.
Ramyeon noodles?
Soup it is, then. Soup-erb!
Now where's the sea bass?
HAS KKARI CONTACTED YOU?
- Coming through!
- Hey!
- Be careful.
- Step aside!
Hey! Watch where you're going.
That was close. Gimme that!
Come on, you punk.
Invincible Lotte! Go, Lotte, win it all!
Don't get distracted.
Hold my hand tight, okay?
Okay!
I'm coming. Let go of me.
- Just come, you brat.
- I said…
- Hello there!
- Hello.
Hey, sis!
- What can I get you today?
- Hey, come here.
Here.
Try this. It's salt-grilled mackerel.
There's a bone…
Chew before you swallow!
Can he get some rice? Quick.
Sure. Here.
Here. Just swallow this.
Don't chew the rice, just swallow.
I can't swallow…
We'll take five of these. Sliced.
Goodness, your son is good-looking.
He must take after his mother.
What are you talking about, lady?
Look at that face.
He looks just like me at that age!
- What went wrong?
- Hey.
This face is your future.
- Says who?
- Says me! You punk.
You're like two peas in a pod.
Temper and all.
- Hey!
- Hey!
- Just hurry up already.
- My goodness.
This looks nice. Look, it's huge.
Look at this mackerel. It looks so meaty.
Mr. Ko!
Hae Jo!
Mr. Ko.
Hae Jo.
Damn. Where did they go
leaving me here all alone?
Oh, right.
It's here.
It's still here.
Snap out of it, you idiot!
Are you relieved that he didn't ditch you?
God, you crazy idiot.
I'm losing my mind.
- What's good today?
- The flounder's nice.
This one looks like Jae-mi.
The flat face and wide-set eyes.
Too small.
Nice, silver pomfret.
I think I'll poach them.
I'll take three. No, I'll take five.
Yes. All right.
Sea bass!
Give me a meaty one.
A nice big one fresh off the boat, okay?
It's for a soup.
Sure. Right away.
And a longarm octopus.
The biggest one you've got.
Enough already. We'll be stuffed.
- And some horse mackerel?
- No.
And a box of horse mackerel.
- Then why ask?
- That'll be 90,000 won!
All right, 90,000 won and…
Actually… I'm sorry. I forgot.
We have to do some hiking,
so we can't lug a crate.
I'll just take ten of them
in a plastic bag.
And silver pomfret are too small.
The season's almost over.
I'll just take two.
Octopus! Yes, the longarm octopus.
No need to take it out.
Are you kidding me?
- We'll take them.
- No.
- It's fine. How much?
- 30,000.
- 30,000?
- Hey, you!
You think you can
pull a fast one on a pro, huh?
If you try to pawn that off on me,
you'll be fishing one-handed!
Give me the one I picked.
You think you can scam me,
you cheap-ass crook?
What did you say?
"Pull a fast one"?
"Cheap-ass crook"?
- Hey, stop.
- Give me the one I picked, come on.
Forget it. Get lost!
Don't ruin our morning.
- Hey, asshole!
- That is enough!
- Out of my way!
- Hey!
- Hey, you!
- Fuck.
I left the house at the crack of dawn
to come here
and treat my son for the first time!
How dare you pull a switcheroo
with the fish I bought for my dear son?
Fuck!
- You--
- You bastard!
Good grief.
- Stop.
- What do you want?
- You…
- You bastard!
Goddamn it.
Get off me.
Get him!
Hey! Damn you!
Die!
Run for it!
You little…
- Get them!
- This way!
Let’s see. Wow!
Goddammit.
I wanted to prepare
a healthy, delicious meal fit for a king.
But what the hell is this?
I told you. Ramyeon is my favorite.
Here.
Fuck! It's hot.
You're a bit of a klutz, aren't you?
Hey.
Right.
You sure can throw a punch though.
You didn't even flinch at the fish knives.
You must've led quite the life.
Today was just business as usual.
Getting into fights
and smashing things up.
Just rolling with the punches.
You must've been through so much,
growing up all on your own.
And you've achieved so much. Well done.
Shit, that damn smoke.
Hey, you know, earlier, that idiot…
You know that ugly knife-wielding guy?
I caught his head
with the scoop net for you.
I saved your life, kiddo.
This is why team fights are better, right?
It was fun!
A scoop net is a lame weapon though.
It's always those sneaky--
Sneaky cowards who win.
Yes, so you know.
Okay! Let's drink to that.
Get it together, Jo Jae-mi.
You need to go and live your life.
I'm sorry.
Shoot!
Damn it!
But,
where do I go?
Don't set any kind
of destinations in life.
If you lose your way
while wandering aimlessly,
it doesn't set you adrift.
It just makes you a drifter.
That bastard.
You're wasted. Come on, let's go.
So,
how long do you have left?
What?
You're taking opioids.
It's a narcotic pain reliever
often given to stage-four cancer patients.
I took something similar
for a few years in the past, so I know.
You do know you're way out of line?
And Jae-mi doesn't have a clue?
Jeez, you fool. Seriously?
What the hell?
You are such a fool.
Kid, you need to tell her. You have to.
How fucking ridiculous. Hey, mister.
Just because I'm being nice
doesn't mean we're close.
Do you really think I'm your son?
We are strangers. Total strangers.
Your nosiness is irritating.
I'm worried about you
and that's irritating me too!
What if you really are my son?
Like, for real.
- No, that's--
- Damn it.
I mean,
as if my nasty disease wasn't enough,
what if you inherited
my miserable life too?
Well?
That's what's got me
so scared and worried, okay?
I'm just so worried, Hae Jo.
Damn it.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, boy!
- I'd give you everything!
- What's wrong with him?
But I have nothing.
Hey! Fine!
Take this arm of mine!
I'll give it to you now.
- Shut up, will you?
- My arm!
If this arm could cure you,
I'd give it to you right now!
- He's my son.
- He's had one too many.
Hey!
Hey, son!
I really am willing to give you my arm!
That's the spot.
That feels so good.
What the hell?
It's that prick again.
- Fine, take it.
- Sorry, boss.
Hey, lackey. Let me pour you one! Come on!
Listen, how many times
do I have to tell you?
I don't know who that is.
Who the heck is Chae Seung-hyeok?
Son of a bitch!
"Son of a bitch"?
Not you. Chae Seung-hyeok.
That bastard Chae Seung-hyeok
kidnapped my bride.
Kidnapped your bride?
That's right.
That bastard showed up in your Jeep
and took Jae-mi against her will.
- Jae-mi?
- Fun, my ass!
Fun doesn't pay the bills!
Your ass? No, blame her ass.
- Jae-mi?
- "Looking for my bride, Jo Jae-mi"?
Boss, the bride's name is Jae-mi.
Jae-mi?
- Are you with someone?
- The bride I kidnapped.
Fuck.
Fuck. Jae-mi?
- Hello?
- Hey, ma'am.
What the hell?
Don't you know what time it is?
I was just wondering
if Seung-hyeok called you to ask about me.
Do you guys think I'm your messenger?
Why are you guys
asking me about each other?
I'm hanging up.
Hold on. Does he know Hae Jo's real name?
Wow, this is…
Wow.
Fuck.
Hold on.
So, Hae Jo and Chae Seung-hyeok
are the same person.
Hang on. Let's think.
If he took Jokduri's bride…
Wow, that means those morons
are barking up the wrong tree.
Can she even breathe?
Jeez.
What the hell?
What?
She's gone?
Idiot.
God, you scared me.
Yeah, that's how anyone would react
when a person suddenly disappears.
I'm no different.
Were you scared because I was gone?
Shut your trap.
Are you relieved to see me again?
Gross! You smell like fish. Go away!
The shower didn't help.
We were at the fish market.
Have you been drinking?
Hey, hear me out. It was so ridiculous.
He dragged me around by my wrist,
had me carrying his shit like a pack mule,
then made me choke on a fishbone.
We also got into a fight
with the fishmongers,
and got soaked in smelly water. I mean…
Sounds like a blast.
A blast? It was a total shitshow.
He was right.
He said team fights
are more fun than one-on-ones.
It was 2 against 17.
I've fought 17 men alone, but not--
That's funny.
- How so?
- You weren't like that before.
"My team, your team.
My stuff, your stuff."
You used to hate taking sides.
- Are you sulking?
- What? Why would I be?
'Cause we left you out of the fun.
I'm not a kid. That would be childish.
- You totally are childish.
- Hey!
Oh, the test results might not be ready
by the end of the day.
So?
So we don't have to rush back today.
I heard there's a storm coming.
Staying a little longer won't do any harm.
You like that guy, too.
Are you thinking--
Damn, I just remembered.
You need to try this.
I asked them for a doggy bag for you.
It's fried shrimp.
It's better when it's hot, but here. Try.
Hey!
You know I'm allergic to shellfish!
- Damn.
- Oh, sorry.
But you know,
it's easy to forget after three years.
Still, no need to swat it away.
Right, I forgot too.
How uncaring and inattentive you were.
That's just mean.
Our three years together
were the worst of my life.
I can't believe I forgot about that.
Then you should've gone with your husband.
I'm deeply regretting it right now.
Then go. Go back to him.
Hey! Whose fault is it
that I'm in this mess now?
What's the matter?
You believe in love,
so put your faith in that fool again.
Well, if he gives me another chance,
I'll leave and not look back!
Then go!
- I won't stop you. Go.
- I will!
Seriously.
What…
Fucking hell. I can't believe this.
I've done all sorts of damage to people.
I've cut, shot, and maimed them.
But I've never felt like
I was beating a dead horse before.
I'm finding it rather embarrassing.
I prefer to say that stuff happens,
and everyone makes mistakes.
You know what I mean?
So, there's no need for me
to make mincemeat out of that bastard.
That's right, boss.
It would be better to make kimchi--
Eat this.
You're wrong, kiddo.
It seems you can't gauge
the situation yet since you're new.
In this line of work, we say,
"Revenge is simple math."
You need to think simply
to find the answer.
Okay, let's see.
Did that bastard Hae Jo ruin my wedding
or not?
Yes.
Did that bastard make plans with my bride
behind my back, or did he not?
Yes.
And did that bitch
conspire with that bastard
to go behind my back
and empty out my safe, or not?
What? You didn't know?
Okay.
Let me rephrase the question.
That bitch and that bastard
went behind my back and emptied my safe.
Now, am I fucking screwed,
or am I not fucking screwed?
Yes. See?
Think simply, and you'll get the answer.
So, who is to blame for this mess?
Hae Jo.
Bingo.
- Hey, Gong-su.
- Yes, boss?
Take this punk to the hospital
to get stitched up.
Got it, boss.
Hey, you little fucker. Get up already!
That sigh could bring the house down.
What's that?
What happened to you?
Oh, this. It's nothing.
I tripped and fell.
You should've been careful.
Look what happened to your pretty face.
Are you off out to work?
Yeah, just some day labor.
The pay isn't much, but it keeps me busy.
I bet Hae Jo has conked out.
He'll wake up in a couple of hours or so.
He only sleeps a few hours at a time.
I see. All right.
Actually,
can I ask you a favor?
Yes, of course.
Well…
No matter what
the paternity test results say,
I've decided to think of him as my son.
That being said,
I still want to play dad
for just a few more days.
Do you think you could try to persuade him
to stay here a little longer?
Please.
Sure.
I'll talk to him.
All right. Thanks.
See you later. Don't see me out.
Just make yourself at home.
Is there anything else you need me to do?
Oh, actually,
could you pick some angelica
and Fischer's ragwort?
Let's have wraps for dinner.
In leafy greens?
That's right. Pick as much as you like.
Okay, see you later!
See you!
You see,
I really didn't want to bring this up,
but, by any chance,
do you know Heung's Kitchen?
I see, you don't.
Then you also don't know the master
of traditional Korean food, Bum Ho-ja.
I'm the family's sole male heir.
Okay, so? What do you want from--
Doctor! The anesthesia is wearing off.
Help me this once,
and I swear on my family's honor
that I'll repay you for your help.
As someone with experience, trust me.
Hae Jo, that shit…
Mess with Chae Seung-hyeok,
and your life will be ruined.
So heed my warning and--
No.
Whether my life gets ruined or not,
I'll deal with it.
So please, sir.
You're the only one
I can ask for help right now.
You're my only hope, Mr. Yoo Gi-ho.
Please help me just this once, sir.
Please, sir. I beg you.
Sir, please.
How did she get hurt?
Her skin has always healed so slowly.
Snap out of it! I must be going crazy!
I'll go settle up. So wait here, okay?
Wait.
I have a craving for banana milk
because I lost a lot of blood.
- Can I go to the store real quick?
- What?
You need strawberry milk for that,
you fucking idiot.
- Be quick.
- Okay.
- Get me a box of cigs while you're at it.
- Got it.
What a fucking moron.
They really kill people?
Those bastards will butcher anyone,
no matter who.
See how they fucked up my leg?
I am putting my life on the line
to help you.
If the address is correct,
I'll pay you one large bill right away.
Promise.
I'm giving you this info cheaply.
Sent.
Find them before we do
for everyone's sake
and to avoid bloodshed.
What are you muttering about?
Well, they don't have what I want.
- Hurry up.
- Coming.
They must be slacking off here.
Hold on.
Mount Gudeok.
I should go straight to this place and…
Hey, you look familiar.
That day…
Hey, you.
You're the jokduri guy.
The jokduri guy from the precinct--
That's right! Jokduri!
It is you!
Oh, you know me?
Sure! We were cellmates.
We cheered you on
when you did that little striptease.
You remember!
Right. You guys are the thugs…
What was that?
I do recall meeting you, gentlemen.
Anyway,
I know Korea is fucking tiny,
but what a coincidence!
I know, right?
I guess I'm happy to see you again.
Please excuse me. I'm in a hurry.
About your kidnapped bride,
I really hope you find her.
- Good luck!
- Good luck, man!
Good luck!
Here's your hat back. Stand up straight!
- Careful.
- Good luck.
It's not that way.
- Oh boy.
- Man.
What a jackass.
No wonder his wife was stolen from him.
What's he going to do?
Just shut it.
Mount Gudeok! The hiking trail!
Hurry.
Go!
Not backward!
Forward!
Oh my gosh.
Son, you must be hungry.
Just give me a sec.
Check this out.
A healthy meal fit for a king.
It's almost ready.
Hey, honey!
Hey.
Weren't we here earlier?
Boss, we are going in the right direction,
but the GPS isn't working properly
'cause we're deep in the mountains.
Well, either way,
if we don't find him today,
we're burying you here, okay?
Fucking idiot!
Boss.
Let's just set the mountain on fire.
That prick will come bolting down,
and we'll catch him and finish--
You dumbass.
Are we trying to catch a raccoon?
Let's say we start a fire as you said.
That bastard could come down
this way, that way, or the other way,
so how would we know?
Is that head of yours just there
to keep your neck from wobbling?
I told you to read some books, didn't I?
Instead of picking on people--
Excuse me, ma'am!
Can you help us?
Certainly.
We were told
there was a log cabin around here.
I'm terribly sorry
but this is my first time on this trail,
so I don't know either.
In that case,
I wonder if you know this…
You look
so much better in person.
- Fucking hell!
- Fuck!
My leg!
That little bitch.
Why did she have to show up here
all of a sudden?
Catch up with her!
- Run faster, you idiot!
- I got her!
- Ouch! That hurts!
- Boss!
Get up, you morons.
Get up, right this instant!
I can't believe you let her go!
Help!
Help me!
Did you hear that?
Jae-mi…
Hey.
Hey, honey!
Are you all right?
I told you to be careful.
Why are you doing chores?
Come on, Jae-mi.
Let's go inside and eat.
No. Don't go.
Don't go.
No, don't go.
Don't go.
No, Jae-mi. Don't do this.
Get up! We have to leave.
Come on. Get up!
You really are back? Aren't you?
- Wake up!
- Fuck.
There are some thugs
coming up here to get you!
Hurry up if you want to live. Shit!
Fuck!
Damn it.
What the hell?
What?
- What the fuck?!
- Let's just go.
- A cabin?
- A cabin.
Keep going straight up there.
Let's go!
- Yes, boss!
- Fuck.
Jae-mi.
Fuck, I need a break.
Hold on. Shit!
What are you idiots doing?
We're not on a damn picnic!
Move!
Damn, that's refreshing. Fuck yeah!
Hey, wait up!
Shit.
Wait.
Well, what do we have here?
We meet again.
This can't be a coincidence.
Right.
So anyway,
what brings you guys to this mountain?
Damn.
Shit.
- Let's go.
- Yes.
I'm here to finish someone off.
I'm here for the bastard who took my wife.
What? Hold on a second.
That must mean we're after the same guy.
Oh, I see.
You know what they say,
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
So, since we're friends now,
let's shake hands.
Eo Heung, doctor of traditional medicine.
- Eo Heung?
- Yes.
- Is that for real?
- Yes.
I thought you were clearing your throat.
Everyone freeze or he'll be paralyzed.
- Fuck.
- Nobody dare move.
If this goes in a centimeter deeper,
he'll be paralyzed from the neck down
and going home in a chopper.
I'm sure you've seen
stuff like that in movies.
- Well, I can do it.
- You motherfucker!
- Sorry?
- Did you say, "Don't move, fuckers"?
Yes!
Don't move, fuckers.
- Don't move.
- Mr. John Na.
Go inside now and get Jae-mi.
Don't move,
or you will become totally paralyzed.
- "Stand to attention"?
- Yes!
- Fuck. Attention!
- Attention.
TEST RESULTS
PATERNITY PROBABILITY…
It was almost impossible
to trace Ko Jae-geun.
He's been jumping
from place to place like a grasshopper.
Who are you?
I'd lost a lot on the stock market,
so I was running low on cash.
You think you can
pull a fast one on a pro, huh?
Back in the day,
I had a bit of a bad habit.
Long time no see.
Your son's been keeping you busy.
Come to that container over there for--
Okay, I'll buy some soju.
- So are you game or not?
- Keep it down!
DEBT COLLECTION
At this rate,
we'll die before we can find that bastard.
Shit, hang on.
Hey. Keep still!
B3-002/5 P.M.
Sorry to bother you even more,
but could you take us as far as the port?
It's worth five million won.
Are you sure it's worth looking for him?
Wait here. I won't be long.
Don't kill him, okay?
Just make him learn his lesson.
Why look for him now?
She's not here?
Jae-mi.
Boss.
Jae-mi!
Jae-mi!
He's saying,
"Take the fucking needle out first!"
Jokduri! Take the needle out!
It was all a lie.
What?
Paralysis, my ass.
You can move all you want.
What?
You motherfucker.
That acupuncture point is for kids.
- To stop them pooping their pants.
- Son of a bitch!
Using your acupuncture skills
to mess with people.
What the hell?
Back off, you idiots!
Whoa. Jeez.
Damn it.
Boss!
Boss, Hae Jo's on the phone.
- Hurry!
- That bastard Hae Jo called.
- Quick!
- Move it!
You're on speaker.
My boss, Chil-seong, is here.
Chil-seong, chili sauce.
whatever your name is. Listen.
- Where is my Jae-mi--
- Quiet.
Sounds like you've been
dragging Kkari all over to hunt me down.
I'll tell you where I am. Meet me here.
But let Kkari go.
Look at you acting all cool.
You fucking clown.
Once I track you down,
your minion's job here is done.
Stop blabbering and give me your word.
All right, deal.
So?
Where are you?
Come quick.
I don't have much time,
so I can't wait too long.
Fucking idiot.
- There's that fucking moron.
- What's he doing? Oh no!
Get the money.
Let go! You bastard.
Stop right there.
If you had fun with my money,
I deserve some interest.
Hey, my arm!
How about I take this arm of yours
as your interest payment?
Hey, listen… Hear me out, Hae Jo.
Will you please hear me out? Please!
Hey, Hae Jo. I…
I'm sorry.
But you see, I…
I swear, I wasn't trying
to steal the money from you.
I was going to make more money
and return it.
For real.
Well,
other parents help their children
grow their money
by investing in the stock market
and savings accounts.
But I…
I've done nothing for my son.
I was like,
"I'll just grow it tenfold. For my son."
That's what I was telling myself
while flipping one card after another.
Fuck you.
Does it hurt?
You see,
I just gave you a chance to apologize,
but you put on an act instead.
As they say,
"Sincerity always reaches the heart."
Hey, you orphan bastard!
I didn't just take your money for nothing.
Ungrateful brat.
I made you happy for two days.
Goddammit.
I let you sleep at my place and fed you.
And we had a blast at the market!
Right?
Am I wrong? Think about it.
Scum like you could never even dream
of having such fun with a father like me.
Damn it.
You scumbag!
You piece of shit!
Not even a dog would want you.
Father, my ass!
Damn it!
No way could a crook like you
be Hae Jo's father!
Damn it! Dream on, you scumbag.
And don't kid yourself.
He was kind enough to hang out with you
because he felt bad for an old man
living all alone up in the mountains.
You piece of… Damn it. Shit!
You idiot.
I told you not to hang out with crooks.
Seriously. Hey, come on. Let's go.
Lucky you!
So finally,
I guess you guys are a team.
Hey, you like that.
When someone takes your side.
Like a little kid.
Hae Jo!
I left the house at dawn
to treat my son for the first time!
…with the fish I bought for my dear son?
You must've been through so much.
And you've achieved so much.
Why did you say all those things?
Why?
Why did you say
you were willing to give me your arm?
Why exactly?
Why did you say that to me?
If you were planning this.
No, stop!
No, stop it. Don't do this! Please stop.
Please stop. Please.
It's not him.
That jerk isn't your father, is he?
Couldn't you tell from his face?
Obviously not.
The suspense was worse
than the World Cup penalty shoot-out.
Don't exaggerate.
Hey, we're good, then.
Let's go and meet the next candidate.
Oh, right.
Don't worry about money.
I guess I can predict the future,
just like you.
Last night,
something told me
I should put some of your cash aside.
Jae-mi.
I did good, right?
You should go now.
Go where?
Back to where you belong.
Go. It's not too late yet.
What?
Why are you saying this now?
I don't know. It's just not fun anymore.
I thought being with you would be fun.
But it isn't.
Hey, let's face it.
You never planned on
staying with me for long anyway.
So…
let's stop drifting around already.
No!
I don't want to.
I'm done being the fool
who keeps falling for your lies.
Just this morning,
you were bragging away, all excited.
So, what? Are you gonna give up
because the man playing daddy
stabbed you in the back?
Don't play the victim.
No more pity parties.
Be grateful that you have
a birth father to even look for.
I'm the real fucking orphan here.
You asked me to join you.
To wander around aimlessly.
I said no, but you dragged me into this.
And now,
you want me gone because I’m no fun?
Well, screw you!
I'm not leaving!
I'm going to find your father and ask him
why he had to bring
a mean jerk like you into the world.
I will. I'll…
Is that…
Jae…
Jae-mi?
Wait, it is her.
You said you'd chase me
to the ends of the earth if I ran away.
Can I hold you to that?
I'll be waiting.
She really did say that.
She said that for sure.
Subtitle translation by: Ahreum Woo