Noah's Arc (2005) s01e05 Episode Script
Nothin' Goin On But The Rent
1 Noah's Arc Are you sure that Chance is here? In these terrible stores Who shops at this place? There are all clothes shoes, jewelry, electronics At the lowest possible prices! Chance to find and get out.
What's up dog? - Dog? - Dog? I know I'm late.
Many dig, really.
You wear a shirt? Yes, players do not hate me.
What happens here? What you know about all this? Hey, what I see here, your friends? "You-Mani ', these are my boys.
Noah, Ricky and Alex.
I guess, and my friends happy you came to see my place.
Should return to looked at some things.
And I am glad that I met me.
Already knew what was going on here.
You just broke up with Eddie! Do not tell me that you hang out with Ice-You? "You, Manny," and we do not go.
Then what happened? "You-Manny" taught me to knock.
Let me clarify something, Eddie you cheated, because you hold homophobic.
So you've decided to into one of them? I have not become one.
Just my curiosity for the phenomenon of El Di Hip-Hop, which appears to have conquered minds of all black gay men.
And when will meet this curiosity? - I never knew before.
- So your goal is to play home-boy and has nothing to do with possible reconciliation with Eddie? Or the fact that "You-Manny" is rich.
Today, I learned how I am polite! He has lost his mind! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Hurry Noah late for the cinema.
Notice: Within 3 days you pay rent or leave .
Wade! You need to stop to put the documents everywhere.
Got a backup at home use it! Damn! You paid 7 grand for a TV? - It's plasma.
- 7000 dollars for plasma? I could pay my rent 10 months and also have a TV! - You're not watching TV.
- Wow! Milo, tell me what happened? So.
How much is your rent? 4-thousand, but Wade, you can not I what? I'm your man, right? How do you thank? What if you get paid work to make sure that will not happen again? Calling you on Brandi? Ahh, yes Hi Brandi, remember me? You gave me your business card when we did three, 3 weeks ago.
Well, if you're too proud for his career at least this is a real job.
I have a real job.
- I am a writer.
- To publish a newspaper this is to have a hobby.
Not trying to take you I do like me.
Wow! Do not you try? Milo, You're an amazing writer.
I know it, and you know it.
But while we are the rest of the world need to be able to care for themselves.
You know what? You're right.
Now what? Are you angry? No.
Will take care of myself.
Office of Brandi King? So daddy.
Meet you looking for? "40 bucks I give to you do some tests.
You can try whatever you want, Dad.
Come with me.
After 10 minutes, will get your money.
Can you wait there? Hi Alex.
Who is that? This is Fernando, a new client.
Remember him? Yes.
He also reminds us that can cost us the license.
Our founders are forcing us encourage abstinence and family values but not sweet street trash in a vain attempt to save them save them from an overdose.
- Who you calling trash? - Shh! Kid, we're adults - We talk about.
- No, you speak, I listen.
And when he had finished his speech to fantasy island of George Bush, I will be on Planet Earth to work with real people.
Fernando, you wait outside? Fernando? Positive! Damn! We have not done, Alex! Hey .
Hey, pay you for it? Wade! You have come to mirror? We need to talk to Noah.
- What have you done now? - I did not do anything! It's just Noah is a little depressed.
Have not heard it from me, but late with the rent and had to sell his car.
I'm here to see if we can rejoice.
Well his birthday is this weekend.
Do not you know that there birthday? A.
.
.
would not it be great to surprise a party? In his apartment? Saturday? I'll leave my gsm to discuss the details.
Hey, Wade! Take care of it.
You can think of door lock when your back and do whatever it is I bet you will not lose so many goods.
Remember: pretending of surprise.
Hello! What? Do not ask "what", bitch! Where is your car? - Sold in January - He sold it? But you loved her! I I have a small financial crisis.
How small? Large enough to to sell my car.
If you need to break something? Why not just come with us? Because I was strapped.
And I had to cope alone.
- Hey, birthday boy! - How do you know? - Fight for it.
- Sorry but I do not celebrate birthday Denny, as a Jehovah's Witness.
You think you're Jehovah's Witness? I'll take a very special dinner for your birthday on Saturday.
- So do not make any plans.
- Okay.
- Hello? - Noah.
Brandi King of Paramount Pictures.
Hello Brandi! Listen, I read your scenario and I want to see with you.
Tomorrow, in my office in Paramaount.
Say in 2 hours? In your office? In Paramaount? - At 2h.
? - Great.
I gotta go.
Kiss.
Wade Do you do it? Wade! I liked.
Stress, refreshing, City Charlie Kaufman strange thing.
I'm telling you, you got it! I'm just grateful that has come to you.
And - Troika on - Do not worry about it.
That was fun and this is business.
The reason to see so rather I think I perfect job for you.
Film Editing Project developed for Vin Diesel.
He is good, but Vin wants to be give more insight.
Many people do not know this, but Vin started doing indie films.
Really? Vin Diesel! Wow! We think you're perfect writer to convey that spirited but sensitive tone.
Bait and Change But this is the scenario of Wade.
Not this is business.
Oh my god! - What is this place? - Yeah, man, what happens? This is my new office.
African-American organization AIDS.
I will start my own project dedicated to fighting AIDS in Negril and Latino communities.
You think I'm crazy, right? I think you're bold enough to drop in office sluts and whores from the streets.
- Do what you need.
- It's amazing, Alex! - How can we help? - I made a list.
Well, we can help with cleaning and decorating, I guess I can look mental abilities - Ricky? - Do not expect to take the broom.
But my family has charity.
I'll try to get you a primary money.
I knew I can count you.
Come here, boys! - Oh, be careful .
.
- Uh .
Wait a minute! Foundation for charity? I knew that your family is rich, but damn! They are so very rich? So many rich? Lesson No.
1: How to deal with key jumps.
No, stop! Stop it! "You-Mani ', nigga you're crazy! Whoo, I like an educated man like you call me a nigger.
What happened? - Turn them behind! - Ah! Exit the car! Well, Professor Tanner, car is clean.
He took the keys? He took the keys.
Chance, I do not know what to do.
I sold my car, remember? Look, take Wade! Will use it protection in transit.
- He is near you is? - Wade is in Orange County.
I'll call Ricky.
- Please, just tell him to hurry.
- Okay.
Just stay there.
Gang center? I'm not going there! Okay, I'll go alone.
With the wheel you? - Okay, I'll go.
- I'll tell him that you started.
You of catering you? You are late.
All are already inside.
No, I'm Tony.
You call up on my ad.
You said you need striptiyzyor birthday of your friend.
Oh yeah! Could not they recognize without strap.
So Where can I get changed? The bathroom is there.
- Milo, sorry I was late! - No problem.
Just wait 20 minutes on my birthday alone 20 minutes.
On my birthday! - Sam! - Okay.
I told you I'm sorry.
Now you must hurry.
Eagerly waiting get back at you to compensate them.
So Wade I must tell you something very important.
- Shh! Milo! - No.
Surprise! Happy birthday, dear! - Where is Kenya? - When a caregiver.
- What are you doing here? - Do not ask.
Just drive.
Chance! Are you okay? Hi Eddie.
Where is Ricky? Good question.
Where is Ricky? Damn! Ahh I can explain! Noah, who is this man who talk to Trey while we here? Guy is a friend of Wade.
He is straight, no danger.
I do not think so straight.
Hey dear, guess what? Guy is a physician in Siydars.
He thinks he can give me some recommendations for someone who can to leave work! Is not it great? Yeah! Are you sure it is straight? Can you talk a little? For one minute.
I'll be back.
Just wanted to make sure that well.
I'm okay, miraculously.
What happened? Wore a few grams grass and now I have two arrests.
Sorry, Lou said.
My name is Chance.
Nothing to apologize that your business plans are simple.
I just wanted to prove that not too much difference between the world of Chance Connors and you Manny.
E? Proven right? This must be enough to cover my last lesson with you.
- Here.
- I do not want your money.
And what do you want? Is not it obvious? Eddie Eddie Am This is my friend "You Manny" "You Manny, this is Eddie.
- I .
- Boyfriend.
You mean ex-boyfriend, right? I want to say that I did, came home, the street where you leave him.
They observe etiquette I go to the toilet.
Wade need to talk to you.
To go in the bedroom? No, dear, let's go outside.
Busy! I said I was busy! Oh, that's you! Back to CSI, right? - Chance, sorry! - Sorry! I know Ricky.
I know.
- So accommodated each other? As for your support.
What is it sarcasm there? You think you can just to come here and to insert a cordial apology and all will be forgiven you? I need you tonight and you completely left me, And for what? Accidental meeting with striptiyzyor in the bathroom! Do not forget the waiter! Come on, that was fun! Chance! I I wanted to know night was incredible.
This means so much to me that you did this.
It's very hard, but Before you say anything else turn.
- Huh? - Turn! Uh, open your eyes.
Oh, wait.
I added a few extras.
Now, what I had to tell me? I think I love you.
You think?
What's up dog? - Dog? - Dog? I know I'm late.
Many dig, really.
You wear a shirt? Yes, players do not hate me.
What happens here? What you know about all this? Hey, what I see here, your friends? "You-Mani ', these are my boys.
Noah, Ricky and Alex.
I guess, and my friends happy you came to see my place.
Should return to looked at some things.
And I am glad that I met me.
Already knew what was going on here.
You just broke up with Eddie! Do not tell me that you hang out with Ice-You? "You, Manny," and we do not go.
Then what happened? "You-Manny" taught me to knock.
Let me clarify something, Eddie you cheated, because you hold homophobic.
So you've decided to into one of them? I have not become one.
Just my curiosity for the phenomenon of El Di Hip-Hop, which appears to have conquered minds of all black gay men.
And when will meet this curiosity? - I never knew before.
- So your goal is to play home-boy and has nothing to do with possible reconciliation with Eddie? Or the fact that "You-Manny" is rich.
Today, I learned how I am polite! He has lost his mind! Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Hurry Noah late for the cinema.
Notice: Within 3 days you pay rent or leave .
Wade! You need to stop to put the documents everywhere.
Got a backup at home use it! Damn! You paid 7 grand for a TV? - It's plasma.
- 7000 dollars for plasma? I could pay my rent 10 months and also have a TV! - You're not watching TV.
- Wow! Milo, tell me what happened? So.
How much is your rent? 4-thousand, but Wade, you can not I what? I'm your man, right? How do you thank? What if you get paid work to make sure that will not happen again? Calling you on Brandi? Ahh, yes Hi Brandi, remember me? You gave me your business card when we did three, 3 weeks ago.
Well, if you're too proud for his career at least this is a real job.
I have a real job.
- I am a writer.
- To publish a newspaper this is to have a hobby.
Not trying to take you I do like me.
Wow! Do not you try? Milo, You're an amazing writer.
I know it, and you know it.
But while we are the rest of the world need to be able to care for themselves.
You know what? You're right.
Now what? Are you angry? No.
Will take care of myself.
Office of Brandi King? So daddy.
Meet you looking for? "40 bucks I give to you do some tests.
You can try whatever you want, Dad.
Come with me.
After 10 minutes, will get your money.
Can you wait there? Hi Alex.
Who is that? This is Fernando, a new client.
Remember him? Yes.
He also reminds us that can cost us the license.
Our founders are forcing us encourage abstinence and family values but not sweet street trash in a vain attempt to save them save them from an overdose.
- Who you calling trash? - Shh! Kid, we're adults - We talk about.
- No, you speak, I listen.
And when he had finished his speech to fantasy island of George Bush, I will be on Planet Earth to work with real people.
Fernando, you wait outside? Fernando? Positive! Damn! We have not done, Alex! Hey .
Hey, pay you for it? Wade! You have come to mirror? We need to talk to Noah.
- What have you done now? - I did not do anything! It's just Noah is a little depressed.
Have not heard it from me, but late with the rent and had to sell his car.
I'm here to see if we can rejoice.
Well his birthday is this weekend.
Do not you know that there birthday? A.
.
.
would not it be great to surprise a party? In his apartment? Saturday? I'll leave my gsm to discuss the details.
Hey, Wade! Take care of it.
You can think of door lock when your back and do whatever it is I bet you will not lose so many goods.
Remember: pretending of surprise.
Hello! What? Do not ask "what", bitch! Where is your car? - Sold in January - He sold it? But you loved her! I I have a small financial crisis.
How small? Large enough to to sell my car.
If you need to break something? Why not just come with us? Because I was strapped.
And I had to cope alone.
- Hey, birthday boy! - How do you know? - Fight for it.
- Sorry but I do not celebrate birthday Denny, as a Jehovah's Witness.
You think you're Jehovah's Witness? I'll take a very special dinner for your birthday on Saturday.
- So do not make any plans.
- Okay.
- Hello? - Noah.
Brandi King of Paramount Pictures.
Hello Brandi! Listen, I read your scenario and I want to see with you.
Tomorrow, in my office in Paramaount.
Say in 2 hours? In your office? In Paramaount? - At 2h.
? - Great.
I gotta go.
Kiss.
Wade Do you do it? Wade! I liked.
Stress, refreshing, City Charlie Kaufman strange thing.
I'm telling you, you got it! I'm just grateful that has come to you.
And - Troika on - Do not worry about it.
That was fun and this is business.
The reason to see so rather I think I perfect job for you.
Film Editing Project developed for Vin Diesel.
He is good, but Vin wants to be give more insight.
Many people do not know this, but Vin started doing indie films.
Really? Vin Diesel! Wow! We think you're perfect writer to convey that spirited but sensitive tone.
Bait and Change But this is the scenario of Wade.
Not this is business.
Oh my god! - What is this place? - Yeah, man, what happens? This is my new office.
African-American organization AIDS.
I will start my own project dedicated to fighting AIDS in Negril and Latino communities.
You think I'm crazy, right? I think you're bold enough to drop in office sluts and whores from the streets.
- Do what you need.
- It's amazing, Alex! - How can we help? - I made a list.
Well, we can help with cleaning and decorating, I guess I can look mental abilities - Ricky? - Do not expect to take the broom.
But my family has charity.
I'll try to get you a primary money.
I knew I can count you.
Come here, boys! - Oh, be careful .
.
- Uh .
Wait a minute! Foundation for charity? I knew that your family is rich, but damn! They are so very rich? So many rich? Lesson No.
1: How to deal with key jumps.
No, stop! Stop it! "You-Mani ', nigga you're crazy! Whoo, I like an educated man like you call me a nigger.
What happened? - Turn them behind! - Ah! Exit the car! Well, Professor Tanner, car is clean.
He took the keys? He took the keys.
Chance, I do not know what to do.
I sold my car, remember? Look, take Wade! Will use it protection in transit.
- He is near you is? - Wade is in Orange County.
I'll call Ricky.
- Please, just tell him to hurry.
- Okay.
Just stay there.
Gang center? I'm not going there! Okay, I'll go alone.
With the wheel you? - Okay, I'll go.
- I'll tell him that you started.
You of catering you? You are late.
All are already inside.
No, I'm Tony.
You call up on my ad.
You said you need striptiyzyor birthday of your friend.
Oh yeah! Could not they recognize without strap.
So Where can I get changed? The bathroom is there.
- Milo, sorry I was late! - No problem.
Just wait 20 minutes on my birthday alone 20 minutes.
On my birthday! - Sam! - Okay.
I told you I'm sorry.
Now you must hurry.
Eagerly waiting get back at you to compensate them.
So Wade I must tell you something very important.
- Shh! Milo! - No.
Surprise! Happy birthday, dear! - Where is Kenya? - When a caregiver.
- What are you doing here? - Do not ask.
Just drive.
Chance! Are you okay? Hi Eddie.
Where is Ricky? Good question.
Where is Ricky? Damn! Ahh I can explain! Noah, who is this man who talk to Trey while we here? Guy is a friend of Wade.
He is straight, no danger.
I do not think so straight.
Hey dear, guess what? Guy is a physician in Siydars.
He thinks he can give me some recommendations for someone who can to leave work! Is not it great? Yeah! Are you sure it is straight? Can you talk a little? For one minute.
I'll be back.
Just wanted to make sure that well.
I'm okay, miraculously.
What happened? Wore a few grams grass and now I have two arrests.
Sorry, Lou said.
My name is Chance.
Nothing to apologize that your business plans are simple.
I just wanted to prove that not too much difference between the world of Chance Connors and you Manny.
E? Proven right? This must be enough to cover my last lesson with you.
- Here.
- I do not want your money.
And what do you want? Is not it obvious? Eddie Eddie Am This is my friend "You Manny" "You Manny, this is Eddie.
- I .
- Boyfriend.
You mean ex-boyfriend, right? I want to say that I did, came home, the street where you leave him.
They observe etiquette I go to the toilet.
Wade need to talk to you.
To go in the bedroom? No, dear, let's go outside.
Busy! I said I was busy! Oh, that's you! Back to CSI, right? - Chance, sorry! - Sorry! I know Ricky.
I know.
- So accommodated each other? As for your support.
What is it sarcasm there? You think you can just to come here and to insert a cordial apology and all will be forgiven you? I need you tonight and you completely left me, And for what? Accidental meeting with striptiyzyor in the bathroom! Do not forget the waiter! Come on, that was fun! Chance! I I wanted to know night was incredible.
This means so much to me that you did this.
It's very hard, but Before you say anything else turn.
- Huh? - Turn! Uh, open your eyes.
Oh, wait.
I added a few extras.
Now, what I had to tell me? I think I love you.
You think?