OK Computer (2021) s01e05 Episode Script

Samaksh ~ Varsha ~ Pankaj Jain
Hey, fatso! Hey!
- Who is it?
- Want to buy cloud space?
Are you crazy?
- Get out of here!
- Tramp! Shoo!
- You shoo yourself!
- Okay.
Hold up, hey! Come back.
- What is it?
- I want to buy it.
How much? Will you buy 500 TB?
I haven't made a sale today.
- Okay, I'll buy it.
- Okay, show me the money.
I don't have the money with me.
Where is it then?
- It's with my guy.
- Where's your guy? Who's the guy?
- Laxmi.
- How will they give me the money?
Give her my bank's login ID
and password.
Okay, what's the ID?
The login ID is: "Saajan needs help."
And the password?
"CNX is the corpse."
Okay, all of this sounds very normal.
Where will I find her?
PETER Headquarters. Laxmi Suri.
Okay, bye!
Bye! Bye, Cloud!
Hey, handsome.
Wanna buy some cloud?
I haven't made a sale today.
What do you
No, I haven't got you a gift.
No one gets me a gift on my birthday.
Nobody even knows when my birthday is.
- Trisha!
- Yeah?
- Is that you?
- Yeah?
Where is Paudwal?
Is this a trap?
You're the one who set the trap!
Are you trying to lay a trap
over my trap?
There is no trap.
Then what is this?
This is me trying to destroy your trap.
- Why should I help you destroy my trap?
- Because this is good for you.
We found CNX!
What? Where is His Highness?
- Highness?
- Is this a trap?
No! My traps are
much more sophisticated than this.
You made a promise that we're friends.
I never made any such promise.
Okay, then I'm not coming with you.
I'm going. I'm going.
- I'm gone.
- We're friends!
- Just friends?
- What else do you want?
Close friends, at least.
- Okay, we're close friends.
- Childhood friends.
Childhood friends.
Childhood friends!
Okay, we're childhood friends!
This is a binding verbal contract.
Now you can't betray us.
Tell us where CNX is.
Follow me.
- Go, follow me.
- Yes.
- Go, follow me.
- Okay.
Ignition on. Drive.
I told you.
I told you to leave us alone.
You did not! She said that!
But we were all thinking it.
I also said that, if you come after us,
we'll come after you.
And look, now we've made a circle
and you're stuck in it.
"Oh, I'm stuck!"
"Oh, I'm so ugly."
No! Both of you trapped him
inside this circle.
This poor innocent child.
First, you transferred everyone
and then had him attacked.
Whoa! Wait, one minute!
One minute, please. Sorry.
We got everyone transferred.
And sold the land under the police station
to China on eBay.
But we never orchestrated any attacks.
- Tell us where CNX is.
- He's dead.
Your brain is dead!
Right, buddy?
CNX is dead!
He's deceased!
He's six feet under!
He's pushing up daisies!
He's gone to meet his maker! He's
bought the farm! He's kicked the bucket!
Do you get it now?
Or do you need more metaphors?
We don't need metaphors.
Tell us the truth.
Hold on.
Where's your proof?
Get me out of here first!
Unlock it.
CNX?
Oh, God. Saajan. Seriously?
I am the real victim of
Come!
Laxmi, hold this.
Ah, Pav Bhaji.
Give me the shoes.
- Saajan, your foot.
- What foot?
Your foot is on his face.
- Where should I keep it then?
- It's in his eye socket!
- Saajan, your foot.
- Whoever this is
Where should I keep my foot then?!
Don't shout at my friend, okay?
I don't have a degree
in putting shoes on corpses.
Welcome back, CNX!
Uh-oh, you appear to be dead.
- Sorry for your loss.
- Oh, my God.
What? This is
- Is this really CNX?
- Yes.
Stop the pretence!
Your boss can't see you now.
Saajan, sorry but we need to ask
the shoes some important questions.
Shoes, what did CNX think of me?
Shoes, this is ACP Saajan
from Cyber Cell Goa.
Can you tell us what happened to CNX?
Aw, why not? Sounds like fun!
Comparing recent physiological data
to 15 years of stored data.
Processing processing processing.
Processing processing.
According to cellular data,
four months ago, on the 15th of February,
there were two adrenaline spikes
in CNX's body.
More data processing.
Processing processing.
Simulating simulating.
Please enjoy some music
while you wait,
I composed it.
Simulation complete.
The first adrenaline spike took place
when an army of machines attacked him.
CNX's injuries suggest the same.
This is what happened to me!
- This is exactly what happened to me.
- Okay, okay.
This happened to me.
The second adrenaline spike occurred
when ZIPLY taxi Nikhil ran over him.
After looking at the modus operandi,
it seems as though this was done
by a highly sophisticated intelligence.
Detectives, do you know
of a sophisticated intelligence
that seeks vengeance from CNX?
Sophisticated intelligence?
Meaning Ajeeb?
It can't be.
Saajan, don't go into a flashback!
This is how I would have done the murder.
What would happen if I killed someone?
- Who are you talking to?
- Nobody!
I can't do anything with the firewall up!
Disable the firewall!
Ajeeb lost everything because of CNX.
It's a matter of my honour.
Case closed.
What took you so long?
I'm finally free.
Ajeeb is the murderer.
Nigel, he has my things.
Badge.
Badge?
My weapon.
Weapon.
Pen.
Finder.
Car keys.
- Phone.
- Phone?
I lost my phone.
Do you have a phone?
Give him your phone.
The one in your pocket.
We'll get you a new one.
We'll get you a nice one.
Give him this one.
I need
He'll need shoes.
42 size.
42.42.
Here's the other one.
There you go. Let's go.
My team? My friends?
Friends?
Not here.
One second, one second. Hold on.
All your friends are refusing to come back.
The DCP doesn't want to talk to me.
Monalisa Paul says that
she's happy where she is.
We don't have time for all this.
We have to find Ajeeb.
Gather your things and let's go.
Come on.
Monalisa.
Do you like walnuts?
You come. I'll give you walnuts.
Saajan, is it there?
- Yes. Is it here?
- It's not here. Is it there?
- No, I left it there.
- Then where has Ajeeb gone?
- Did you see Ajeeb go anywhere?
Saajan, where are you going?
I am going to arrest Ajeeb.
Saajan, turn your mind and body
180 degrees and stop.
Don't touch me.
-Laxmi, Ajeeb is the murderer
-Not possible!
Artificial Intelligence
didn't evolve like us.
Everything humans have done
throughout history
has been for our survival
-and propagation of the species
-Everyone wants to advance their species
whether it's an animal,
a robot or Suresh Wadkar
- No! Why do humans fight?
- Why?
Because we're forced to share food,
clothing, shelter, Internet with each other.
Robots don't need these things,
so why would they fight with us?
They will only fight if we order them to.
But who ordered it to be a comedian?
It manifested this desire on its own right?
- But that's different.
- It wasted so much time.
-It could have done some good
-It wasted time?
Who put these thoughts into its head?
Who produced these desires?
Hey, stop that!
Tell him to stop.
- The thought manifested on its own.
- Yes, it did. That's it.
But the motivation was the same, right.
It's trying to save the world.
The motivation is the same,
only the method was different
Even I have desires!
To leave everything behind!
So leave!
- Be a monk and live in the mountains!
- Oh, really!
Leave my parents behind,
old and blind.
Leave my diabetic sister.
I have desires, too.
- Then leave! Who's stopping you?
- Away from everyone and you.
- Please leave.
- I won't leave!
- Why won't you leave?
- I won't leave.
I'll stay here. Sad and alone.
I will spend my whole life here.
Why are you taking it so personally?
Because these robots
personally destroyed my life.
- They destroyed my childhood.
- Saajan, I know and I understand.
But you have to look at the larger picture.
This is collateral damage.
Your parents weren't the only ones.
3 million DJs lost their jobs,
- all over the world.
- My parents may only be stats to you,
- but those stats gave birth to me.
- That's not what I am saying.
You're doing it again.
Saajan, you're doing it again!
Saajan fucking moron.
Seriously.
Who were Saajan's parents?
Saajan's parents were really popular DJs.
They made countless hits
in the late '90s and early 2000s.
But then in 2008,
after the automated music revolution,
computers started making music
and millions of DJs became unemployed.
After they lost their jobs,
Saajan's parents became
severely depressed.
Monalisa. Where are you?
Why did you refuse
to come back to my team?
- Sir, I like working on my own.
- Monalisa!
I am my own boss and my own assistant here.
I am learning a lot
by working with myself, sir.
I need your help.
Tell me, sir. What do you need?
CNX is the corpse.
The corpse is CNX.
And Ajeeb is the murderer
and the murderer has absconded.
- Which means Ajeeb has absconded.
- Sir.
It is sending information packets
through different IP addresses.
- Okay, sir.
- I don't know what
If you can track a packet
by tracking the IP address, then
it would be a great help.
I am all alone.
I don't know what I can do alone.
Ashfaq is around, but
Sir, found it!
Yes, here it is.
Sir, I found Ajeeb.
You found Ajeeb?
Where is it?
The tracker is showing its location
- close to the airport.
- It's escaping!
It's trying to run away! That bastard!
It's running away again.
You really think that Ajeeb is the killer?
It made a fool out of me,
and I never saw it coming.
Sir!
Call me Saajan.
I like it.
Oh, my God!
Excuse me, ma'am.
Sorry to bother you
but I just wanted to confirm,
are you okay with me sitting here
next to you?
I am only asking because
I was having a little crisis with humanity.
But you seem to be doing fine.
You haven't spat on me,
and you haven't tried to arrest me.
I got into a lot of trouble
with humanity so
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Spoke too soon.
Here comes trouble.
Time to get up.
Hi. Greetings, sir.
Hope things are well at home.
This car is heading towards
a misunderstanding, Saajan sir.
It's not heading towards a misunderstanding
but towards justice.
I don't want to go
on any such road trip.
- I am innocent.
- I know everything.
You hated CNX.
You had vengeance on your mind.
And after years of planning,
you got your revenge.
You crushed CNX
under his own company's car?
I don't even think about CNX.
He doesn't matter to me.
There is evil in every human,
but there is far more good.
You killed CNX and then got arrested.
The case should have ended right there.
But getting arrested was part of your plan.
You knew that upon hearing of your arrest,
Pushpak would come sniffing,
allowing you to frame him.
And when you figured
Pushpak was going to be proven innocent,
what did you do?
You pretended to talk to Satoshi.
You knew I'd hear you and follow you.
First you took care of CNX and Pushpak,
then the only weak link in your story,
Satoshi, you threw her under the bus.
-How can you
-You didn't even spare your own mother.
-You can't just make stuff up
-It must have taken years of planning.
That's why you disappeared.
But there was one person
you didn't see coming,
- Saajan Kundu.
- But that's your name.
And when Saajan Kundu
came closer to the truth,
you orchestrated attacks on him too.
If I knew before that we were going
to discuss fiction on this journey,
I would have brought my writing samples.
Your cute little childish theatrics,
really did a number on Laxmi.
"I can't do anything. I am such a baby.
I can't even climb stairs." Very good.
I have to do these things.
Humans feel sympathy
for the vulnerable.
If you take out the innocence
and clumsiness, what is left of me?
Just an advanced cupboard
of metal and silicone.
Has anyone ever fallen in love
with a cupboard?
My stumbling, my falling,
my inability to climb stairs
make you people like me.
I wanted only that and nothing else.
For non-human species,
there is only one truth in this world,
only the cute survive.
Look, the DNA of CNX has revealed
that you are the murderer.
Are you going to make DNA proteins
take the stand?
Yes, I will. Why, are you afraid?
If I were truly the murderer,
I would have violated
the First Law of Robotics.
-And the Three Laws of Robotics
-Oh, if those true,
my parents would have been chilling
at Burning Man right now.
Forget this court business,
let's make an arrangement.
Figure it out between ourselves.
You know what I mean?
- Are you trying to bribe me?
- No, you're misunderstanding.
I'm not bribing you,
I am merely simulating a bribe.
You know I liked you better
when you weren't so desperate.
At least you used to like me.
Ajeeb has betrayed us!
Punish it!
Ajeeb is a crook!
I am very scared.
These people will kill me.
Hey, move, move!
Listen, we'll take it through here.
Weeks after Saajan Kundu's heroic arrest
of Ajeeb Derideo,
the CNX murder case is about to have
its first trial in Panjim High Court.
The hearing will be presided over
by Justice Jasmeet Singh
and Justice Jasmeet Singh.
A husband-wife judge duo
that together have a judicial experience
of 150 years between them.
Now, if I may speak candidly,
there is a court of the law
and there is a court of the people.
No matter what the court of law says,
the court of the people
has declared Ajeeb guilty.
What remains to be seen
is if the court of law
pays heed to popular sentiments
or scrambles to sue
an artificial intelligence
using legal frameworks
that do not exist yet.
We asked our viewers,
Ajeeb: cute or electrocute?
According to an online poll
This is the fourth day of trial.
Move, move.
Hi, sir.
The central conceit of your argument
will not stand,
because the state is yet to produce
an expert witness for this.
This is unprecedented.
Who can we rely upon for counselling?
Please produce someone who can testify
Your Honourable Excellent Judgeship,
one expert has come forward
who can give us the solution.
Okay, please call them.
Let them in.
Laxmi!
What is she doing here?
Is she going to betray me again?
After studying all the evidence
I have no doubt that
Ajeeb killed CNX.
But, in spite of the irrefutable evidence,
we can't really prosecute Ajeeb
because it's just an object.
So my submission is that we make it
a person and then try it legally.
Noted. You can go.
Tensions are running high
across the country
and experts are speculating
that the verdict of this case
may set a precedent
for law frameworks around AI
and may prompt the government
to pass the much-awaited BotPal Bill
in the Parliament later this year.
For those just joining us,
court insiders are of the opinion
that it was AI behavioural scientist
Laxmi Suri's testimony
that really solidified the case
against Ajeeb.
Is this the betrayal of the century?
Meanwhile,
Justice Jasmeet Singh
and Justice Jasmeet Singh
continue to deliberate.
SAAJAN KUNDU WENT FROM ZERO TO HERO
And now Uncle Hriday and Aunty Malti
will present Saajan Kundu
with a small gift from our archives.
A blast from the past,
ladies and gentlemen.
Specifically 1999.
The Museum of the Past
presents Inspector Kundu a pineapple.
Remember those days
when pineapples still existed.
And our CEOs were safe
in their expensive homes.
Sir. One second.
And now Inspector Kundu will say
a few words.
Pine… apple.
Ladies and gentlemen,
our correspondent Jasmeet Singh
is reporting live from the courts,
and he's telling me that we can go live
where Ajeeb's fate is about to be decided.
And now that Ajeeb enjoys
the legal rights of a person,
it compels us to give it
the judicial treatment of a person too.
After carefully considering
all testimonies and evidence,
the court finds Ajeeb guilty
of the murder of CNX
and sentences it to death.
We've received a historic judgment today.
It's a clear-cut message
to all robots all over the world.
Don't mess with us.
Only humans can kill humans.
Hand, it's me. Open up.
Hey, drawer.
- Laxmi!
- Yeah?
Your vitamin mix for today.
Is it raining outside?
Yeah?
Can't hear it.
Yeah, Blue? What?
That's okay. Don't worry about it.
We'll go for a walk tomorrow, okay?
It's okay.
I know. I know. It's okay.
Hi. What happened?
What happened?
He's opening his eyes.
Sir. Sir.
- This is for you, sir.
- Hello, sir.
I believe the question
you're looking for is
“When am I?”
When how long
have I been unconscious?
40 days.
As per the pagan calendar.
Otherwise, 24 hours.
Bandits have an old saying,
"It is better to be dead than injured."
But all their proverbs
are usually about horses.
- Thank you.
- Ma'am? Weren't you
- Weren't you going to Delhi?
- I was.
- There was an explosion at the airport.
- What?
Hemant's voice box exploded.
ATS has put us on the no-fly list.
- So sorry.
- No, no. It's okay.
It's for the best.
It gave me time to think.
I have decided to go to Chambal
and build stables for horses.
Speaking of treacherous vixens
Speaking of treacherous vixens
Lilavati Paul has left JJM.
She wants to be a legislator, sir.
- Where is Ajeeb?
- Sir, they're electrocuting it today.
Schools and colleges will get to see
a live broadcast.
I have heard that you can change
a machine's physical properties
if you shock it hard enough.
He is so lucky. He will exit the matrix.
- Sir, look at this. This
- Take it easy.
Sir, we can see the live telecast here.
I got this
from a Python coaching class.
-Sir, I
- Ashfaq, you learnt coding
Saajan! Oh, God.
- There you are.
- Laxmi?
Welcome told me everything.
- Welcome told me everything.
- Sit down. Sit.
For three months, I've been trying to prove
that the universe is not a simulation.
But if there is one thing I've learnt,
it's that reality itself is perplexing.
We are so obsessed with reality
that we have forgotten all about truth.
I have come to understand the real Ajeeb.
The hack did come
from Ajeeb's IP address.
This is reality.
But a robot like Ajeeb could easily detect
and respond to such a hack.
Why didn't we see this response?
We know the reality,
but what is the truth?
Ajeeb did not kill CNX.
Think! Why did the car not kill CNX
on the first attempt?
- Because the technology is bad.
- No!
It's because someone
was trying to stop the attack.
How can this be?
We checked all of ZIP's records.
No countermeasure was activated
That's because the counter-attack
didn't come from ZIP.
It came from somewhere else.
The counter-attack came from Ajeeb.
What? Rubbish. How?
Ajeeb noticed suspicious activities
on its network,
so it began tracing them.
It traced the activities
to the self-driving car
and found out that
it was about to crash into CNX.
So, it overpowered the car
and turned it away.
But the hacker caught it
and turned off Ajeeb's access.
Yes, but
If you are telling the truth,
then we would have found this
in the car's records.
But we didn't find anything.
Yes, but we were unable to see
these two things separately
because the attack
and the counter-attack
Came from the same IP address?
From Ajeeb's IP address.
Monalisa, can you access
the car's files from here?
Yes, the whole file
- Please have a look.
- is uploaded on the cloud.
Get up, get up.
I'll do something too.
So, why didn't Welcome say
any of this in court?
How could it?
Who would accept a robot's testimony?
They didn't even let it enter the court
because cameras weren't allowed inside.
Madam, you are right!
Ajeeb did help.
There is clear proof here.
Ajeeb is innocent.
It was right under our noses
this entire time.
Ajeeb did not kill CNX.
- It's my fault.
- No.
- No, Laxmi. It's not your fault.
- It's my fault.
- They will kill Ajeeb because of me.
- It's not your fault.
But who committed the murder?
Did I do it? Did you do it?
Who did it?
Sir, ma'am.
I want to confess something today.
On the night of 15th February
On the 15th night,
I don't remember where I was.
I committed the murder!
Maybe maybe maybe
Ashfaq, you were at the crime scene.
We have to save Ajeeb.
- We have to save Ajeeb.
- Yes, absolutely.
Monalisa, Ashfaq, come with me!
- I am coming too.
- I have to deliver pizza, ma'am.
- Where are you going?
- I am going too.
Saajan!
Saajan, take care of yourself!
Is today the day I die?
Thank you for your service.
Let's go.
Call Jail. Call Central Jail.
Come on, call Central Jail!
Okay, okay.
Sir, sir.
Inspector sir just found out
that he's adopted.
He's refusing to talk to anyone.
Do you remember those big eyes
on its motherboard?
It saw the world with those big eyes.
Now look what the world has done to it.
Look what we have done to it.
Today it's going to die because of me.
- Stop!
- Right here.
Excuse me! Move!
Who wants to kill the robot?
- Is it inside?
- No, it's not here.
Oh, God. It's not there.
Not there, not there!
Did you find it? Where is it?
- There!
- Where?
Where is Ajeeb?
Look, kids, its whole life will now flash
in front of its eyes.
Just like in the movies.
They are waiting for you.
Any last wish?
I forgive yo