Pompidou (2015) s01e05 Episode Script
Hoarder
1 # Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la # Pompy dompy dompy doo Doo dooblee doo-doo # Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la # Pompy dompy dompy doo # Doo-doo pomp # Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la # Pompy dompy dompy Doo doo doo doo doo # Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la Pompy dompy dompy doo! Ooh.
Mm.
Uh.
Hove, anuva lollup, please.
HE MUMBLES ITEMS FALL Ow! -Chop, chop.
Oh! Argh! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Uh.
Uh! Arr! Uf.
THEY GRUN THEY MUMBLE THEY GROAN THEY GROAN BOTH: Uf! Whoo! Huh! HE MUMBLES Ohh! HE MUMBLES No, no! Yes! Yes! No.
No.
Yes.
No, no.
Yes.
No, no.
Yes.
No.
No, no, no! No! HE MUMBLES Doo-doo, doo-doo! This is No, no! HE MUMBLES No! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Let's see.
Ooh! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY No.
No, no, no Figgy! Not Figgy.
Figgy! Oh, Figgy.
What do bout to do that.
Ba-da-dee! Not a figgy.
HE LAUGHS No, no.
Yes! No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Hm? Was it there? Bah! Uh This.
This! No.
It's apparent! No.
Hoo! Hoo! HE MUMBLES Two.
No.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
All thist.
Arg! This, this, this, this Out! No, I will Yes! Out! Last alone.
What? No.
No.
HE MUMBLES No! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY HE MUTTERS ANGRILY Ow! That hurt me! That really hurt me.
HE WHIMPERS Oh! No! Oh! HE MUMBLES PLEADINGLY Oh! No, no.
Ah-ah-ah! Ah! Sh! Save the disabled.
HE MUMBLES HE CLEARS HIS THROAT LOUDLY HE MUMBLES GRANDLY HE CLEARS THROA HE MUMBLES Please.
HE CLEARS THROA HE MUMBLES Please.
No, no, no.
DOOR OPENS Ooh! Oh.
HE MUMBLES Please.
Chop, chop! What about in there? HE MUMBLES INCREDULOUSLY HE MUMBLES ACCUSINGLY Out! Yeah, out! Go on, out! Get out! Out! Yeah, out! Go on, out! Go on, out! Yes, out! HE MUTTERS ANGRILY No! Oh! POMPIDOU MUTTERS, FED UP Hmm.
No-no, no, no, no, no-no, no.
Ooh, no.
Ooh, no.
No.
HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY .
.
no, no, no.
No.
And HE IMITATES BEING ELECTROCUTED HE GASPS Why? Why? So, no, no, ooh, no.
No, no, no.
THEY DISAGREE IN GIBBERISH HOVE SCOFFS SHE COUGHS FOR ATTENTION Ooh, no, no, no-no, no.
HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Wahey, hey, hey, and then, whoa! HE MUMBLES And then HE SPLUTTERS AND IMITATES CHOKING So no, no, no, no.
Good afternoon.
Two pounds.
-Ooh, no, no.
Ooh, no.
No, no, no.
HE MUMBLES no.
Argh! But ugh a-hoo! HE GRUMBLES Hmm HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF Mm! Mm, mm.
Oh! HE MUMBLES Good afternoon.
I'd like to knock the coconuts, please.
Oh Oh Sorry.
Zoom.
Ah! Zoom! HE CHUCKLES Oh! HE PANTS HE SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY No! HE ORDERS HER IN GIBBERISH Naughty! Really? -Oh.
-Yes! HE PANTS HE MUMBLES IN GIBBERISH Really? -Oh.
-Yes! HE PANTS And then HE RAMBLES THE WOMEN LAUGH POMPIDOU WHIMPERS Really? Oh.
Yes! SPEECH BUBBLE POPS Oh HE PANTS DIRECTS PEOPLE AWAY IN GIBBERISH Right HE SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY No, no.
No, no, no, no.
HE SPEAKS IN GIBBERISH .
.
thank you.
That's there, and, er No! Shoo! Oh No, no.
No Ah, right Argh! Good afternoon, good afternoon.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Got the rest of the No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You, sit down, and I'll No -Yes! No.
What? Hey hey! Hey! Hey! HE SHOUTS IN GIBBERISH You! Pompidou.
Yeah, um Er No, no.
No, no, no You Yes, er Get out.
POMPIDOU MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Oh! That's mine.
Oh! That's my HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY HE GRUMBLES No, no Hmm.
No.
Good afternoon.
Yo-ho-ho.
HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Three pounds.
Three pounds.
Oh, my 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me! Can I have a selfie, yeah? Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, ready? JAPANESE STYLE MUSIC PLAYS Good afternoon.
Konnichiwa-a-a.
I would like HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH .
.
please.
Two pounds.
Oh! Hoo-hoo.
Oh! Oh! HE GIGGLES REGGAE STYLE MUSIC PLAYS Good afternoon.
Irie.
HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH .
.
please.
Picture, picture, yeah? ROCK MUSIC PLAYS Good afternoontoday-oh.
Pilu, pilu, pilu, please.
One more, one more.
CROWD APPLAUDS Ey, look, it's Freddie! Ey, Freddie, come on, up you come.
No, no, no.
Come on, Freddie, come on.
What, me? Come on.
CROWD APPLAUDS No, no, no.
HE PLAYS A JINGLE Good afternoon.
Yes Freddie Mercury! No, no, no.
This way No! No HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH BAND PLAYS Another One Bites The Dust # A-pompi-dee dompi-dou # A-pompi-dee dompi-dou # And a-pompi-dee domp And a-pompi-dee domp # A-pompi-dee dompi-dou # Pomp Ah-pompi dou-dou-dou Pompi-dee dompi-dou BAND PLAYS Radio Ga Ga # Pompi dompi # Pompi-dee da-da # Pompi-dee dou-dou # Pompi-dee da-da # Pompi dumpi # Pompi-dee da-da # Pompi-dee bla-bla # Pompi dompi-dou # Pompi-domp # Pompi dompi-do-o-o-o-ou # A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dou # A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dee # A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dee A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dou BAND PLAYS We Are The Champions # Pom pompi-dou-dou pi-dou Pom pompi-dou-dou Pompi-dou Yeah.
# Pom pompi-dou-dou # Pom pompi-dou-dou # Pom pompi-dom Pompi-dom Pompi-dou-dou Pompi-dou-u-u-u.
CROWD CHEERS Aw, aw, aw.
Huh? Eurgh! No, no, no.
HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH please, chop, chop.
Yes yes, yes.
Good afternoon.
# Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la # Pompy dompy dompy doo Doo-doo doo-doo # Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la Pompy dompy dompy doo!
Mm.
Uh.
Hove, anuva lollup, please.
HE MUMBLES ITEMS FALL Ow! -Chop, chop.
Oh! Argh! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Uh.
Uh! Arr! Uf.
THEY GRUN THEY MUMBLE THEY GROAN THEY GROAN BOTH: Uf! Whoo! Huh! HE MUMBLES Ohh! HE MUMBLES No, no! Yes! Yes! No.
No.
Yes.
No, no.
Yes.
No, no.
Yes.
No.
No, no, no! No! HE MUMBLES Doo-doo, doo-doo! This is No, no! HE MUMBLES No! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Let's see.
Ooh! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY No.
No, no, no Figgy! Not Figgy.
Figgy! Oh, Figgy.
What do bout to do that.
Ba-da-dee! Not a figgy.
HE LAUGHS No, no.
Yes! No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Hm? Was it there? Bah! Uh This.
This! No.
It's apparent! No.
Hoo! Hoo! HE MUMBLES Two.
No.
No.
No, no, no.
No.
All thist.
Arg! This, this, this, this Out! No, I will Yes! Out! Last alone.
What? No.
No.
HE MUMBLES No! HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY HE MUTTERS ANGRILY Ow! That hurt me! That really hurt me.
HE WHIMPERS Oh! No! Oh! HE MUMBLES PLEADINGLY Oh! No, no.
Ah-ah-ah! Ah! Sh! Save the disabled.
HE MUMBLES HE CLEARS HIS THROAT LOUDLY HE MUMBLES GRANDLY HE CLEARS THROA HE MUMBLES Please.
HE CLEARS THROA HE MUMBLES Please.
No, no, no.
DOOR OPENS Ooh! Oh.
HE MUMBLES Please.
Chop, chop! What about in there? HE MUMBLES INCREDULOUSLY HE MUMBLES ACCUSINGLY Out! Yeah, out! Go on, out! Get out! Out! Yeah, out! Go on, out! Go on, out! Yes, out! HE MUTTERS ANGRILY No! Oh! POMPIDOU MUTTERS, FED UP Hmm.
No-no, no, no, no, no-no, no.
Ooh, no.
Ooh, no.
No.
HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY .
.
no, no, no.
No.
And HE IMITATES BEING ELECTROCUTED HE GASPS Why? Why? So, no, no, ooh, no.
No, no, no.
THEY DISAGREE IN GIBBERISH HOVE SCOFFS SHE COUGHS FOR ATTENTION Ooh, no, no, no-no, no.
HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Wahey, hey, hey, and then, whoa! HE MUMBLES And then HE SPLUTTERS AND IMITATES CHOKING So no, no, no, no.
Good afternoon.
Two pounds.
-Ooh, no, no.
Ooh, no.
No, no, no.
HE MUMBLES no.
Argh! But ugh a-hoo! HE GRUMBLES Hmm HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF Mm! Mm, mm.
Oh! HE MUMBLES Good afternoon.
I'd like to knock the coconuts, please.
Oh Oh Sorry.
Zoom.
Ah! Zoom! HE CHUCKLES Oh! HE PANTS HE SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY No! HE ORDERS HER IN GIBBERISH Naughty! Really? -Oh.
-Yes! HE PANTS HE MUMBLES IN GIBBERISH Really? -Oh.
-Yes! HE PANTS And then HE RAMBLES THE WOMEN LAUGH POMPIDOU WHIMPERS Really? Oh.
Yes! SPEECH BUBBLE POPS Oh HE PANTS DIRECTS PEOPLE AWAY IN GIBBERISH Right HE SPEAKS INCOHERENTLY No, no.
No, no, no, no.
HE SPEAKS IN GIBBERISH .
.
thank you.
That's there, and, er No! Shoo! Oh No, no.
No Ah, right Argh! Good afternoon, good afternoon.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Got the rest of the No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You, sit down, and I'll No -Yes! No.
What? Hey hey! Hey! Hey! HE SHOUTS IN GIBBERISH You! Pompidou.
Yeah, um Er No, no.
No, no, no You Yes, er Get out.
POMPIDOU MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Oh! That's mine.
Oh! That's my HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY HE GRUMBLES No, no Hmm.
No.
Good afternoon.
Yo-ho-ho.
HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY Three pounds.
Three pounds.
Oh, my 'scuse me, 'scuse me, 'scuse me! Can I have a selfie, yeah? Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, ready? JAPANESE STYLE MUSIC PLAYS Good afternoon.
Konnichiwa-a-a.
I would like HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH .
.
please.
Two pounds.
Oh! Hoo-hoo.
Oh! Oh! HE GIGGLES REGGAE STYLE MUSIC PLAYS Good afternoon.
Irie.
HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH .
.
please.
Picture, picture, yeah? ROCK MUSIC PLAYS Good afternoontoday-oh.
Pilu, pilu, pilu, please.
One more, one more.
CROWD APPLAUDS Ey, look, it's Freddie! Ey, Freddie, come on, up you come.
No, no, no.
Come on, Freddie, come on.
What, me? Come on.
CROWD APPLAUDS No, no, no.
HE PLAYS A JINGLE Good afternoon.
Yes Freddie Mercury! No, no, no.
This way No! No HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH BAND PLAYS Another One Bites The Dust # A-pompi-dee dompi-dou # A-pompi-dee dompi-dou # And a-pompi-dee domp And a-pompi-dee domp # A-pompi-dee dompi-dou # Pomp Ah-pompi dou-dou-dou Pompi-dee dompi-dou BAND PLAYS Radio Ga Ga # Pompi dompi # Pompi-dee da-da # Pompi-dee dou-dou # Pompi-dee da-da # Pompi dumpi # Pompi-dee da-da # Pompi-dee bla-bla # Pompi dompi-dou # Pompi-domp # Pompi dompi-do-o-o-o-ou # A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dou # A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dee # A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dee A-pompi-dompi-pompi-dompi-dou BAND PLAYS We Are The Champions # Pom pompi-dou-dou pi-dou Pom pompi-dou-dou Pompi-dou Yeah.
# Pom pompi-dou-dou # Pom pompi-dou-dou # Pom pompi-dom Pompi-dom Pompi-dou-dou Pompi-dou-u-u-u.
CROWD CHEERS Aw, aw, aw.
Huh? Eurgh! No, no, no.
HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH please, chop, chop.
Yes yes, yes.
Good afternoon.
# Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la # Pompy dompy dompy doo Doo-doo doo-doo # Pompidou Pompidou La-la-la Pompy dompy dompy doo!