Pop Team Epic (2018) s01e05 Episode Script
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Poptepipic.
DUE TO THE MATURE NATURE OF THIS CORNER
THE IMAGE HAS BEEN EXPEDITIOUSLY SWITCHED.
EPISODE 5
"DONCA SIS"
Say, Mom.
Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?
Well, I found it too.
DONCA SIS
DON'T CALL ME YOUR SISTER!
My name is Iyo Sakuragi,
and I'm 16 years old.
I'm a first-year at St. Culture Academy.
A stepmom.
Hey there, first-year!
Toss me the ball, will you?
It's Hojo Senpai!
Sure!
-Thanks.
-Senpai!
You are way too cool!
Hojo Senpai.
Soccer team captain,
top scholar, and class president.
And the one I love.
That's right.
I wonder what Dad's new wife is like.
Here we are!
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
Hi. I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
Senpai!
You're that first-year!
Senpai.
Not Senpai.
We're siblings now, Iyo.
No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!
And so began my new life
with Hojo Senpai and my stepmom.
It was a life of constant hardship.
Dad and Mom didn't work
and spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
Don't do this for me
I couldn't study
because they'd do puppet shows
from the window.
I couldn't sleep
because of their Gundam motion dancing.
I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
I was at my limit.
But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.
That is, until that day.
How we spend the household money
is up to us!
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
-I can't take it anymore!
-Iyo!
You can
You can just
Iyo, stop!
Senpai!
For my sake, don't this do, Iyo.
If they take you way, I
Senpai, are you saying
Yeah. I
-love you, Iyo!
-Senpai!
I'm so happy.
So stop calling me Senpai.
FIVE YEARS LATER
And Senpai and I got married.
I gave birth to adorable twins this year.
We went through a lot, but
right now, life couldn't be better for us!
Poptepipic.
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
Here goes.
HERE GOES
Clock starts when speed is set. It's over.
It took 7,11 seconds.
Okay, about his performance.
Did he have to take this so seriously?
That's all. Thank you for watching.
HOMERUN
Poptepipic.
POP TEAM COOKING
Pop Team
Here's this week's recommendation.
Simmering.
And here's the finished dish!
Tune in again next week!
THIS WEEK'S RECOMMENDATION
SIMMERING
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
What's our next vacation?
TRAVEL
Fluff.
Go to the outlet stores.
Oh, look, a supporting role character.
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
Once there, go straight to the pet shop.
Then,
you heroes can figure it out, right?
OWL FEED
DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
Go yourself.
Poptepipic.
Can you say the 3x multiplication table?
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
Three three's three.
-Three three's?
-Three!
Poptepipic.
I'm the type that longs for good strokes.
Good girl.
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe!
Marilyn Monroe
Poptepipic.
Sorry.
TEN MINUTES EARLIER
I hear if you hiccup 100 times, you die.
This is 99.
Oh, it stopped?
I'll just self-destruct.
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
-Sorry, did you wait long?
-No, just got here.
Will we make the movie?
Don't worry.
Hey, what are you looking at?
Huh?
I said, what are you looking at?
Wanna die, you bastard?
I'm not looking.
-You are!
-You're looking!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
Poptepipic.
Here's an impression of MXXkey!
You're asking for death.
Gosh! $X&Y! Stop!
Hey!
$X&Ying stop!
$X&Ying stop!
MXXkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
Poptepipic.
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
-Must hurry, must hurry!
-Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
Wait, wait!
Wait, wait.
Wait!
Wait, I said!
Hey!
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
What? Daichi and I are close?
PREVIEW
Does that bother you?
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6.
"Love Triangle?
A Strong Foe Beats Korona."
Fall in love again next week!
Poptepipic.
DUE TO THE MATURE NATURE OF THIS CORNER
THE IMAGE HAS BEEN EXPEDITIOUSLY SWITCHED.
EPISODE 5
"DONCA SIS"
Say, Mom.
Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?
Well, I found it too.
DONCA SIS
DON'T CALL ME YOUR SISTER!
My name is Iyo Sakuragi,
and I'm 16 years old.
I'm a first-year at St. Culture Academy.
A stepmom.
Hey there, first-year!
Toss me the ball, will you?
It's Hojo Senpai!
Sure!
-Thanks.
-Senpai!
You are way too cool!
Hojo Senpai.
Soccer team captain,
top scholar, and class president.
And the one I love.
That's right.
I wonder what Dad's new wife is like.
Here we are!
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
Hi. I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
Senpai!
You're that first-year!
That's a mackerel.
That's a mackerel.
Senpai.
Not Senpai.
We're siblings now, Iyo.
No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!
And so began my new life
with Hojo Senpai and my stepmom.
It was a life of constant hardship.
Dad and Mom didn't work
and spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
I couldn't study
because they'd do puppet shows
from the window.
This is SGGK at night
I couldn't sleep
because of their Gundam motion dancing.
I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
I was at my limit.
But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.
That is, until that day.
How we spend the household money
is up to us!
Stop it!
If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
-I can't take it anymore!
-Iyo!
You can
You can just
Iyo, stop!
Senpai!
For my sake, don't this do, Iyo.
If they take you way, I
Senpai, are you saying
Yeah, I
-love you, Iyo!
-Senpai! I'm so happy.
So, stop calling me Senpai.
FIVE YEARS LATER
And Senpai and I got married.
I gave birth to adorable twins this year.
We went through a lot, but
right now, life couldn't be better for us!
Poptepipic.
Okay, get set, go.
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
Here goes.
HERE GOES
Ping!
Clock starts when
It's over.
It took 7,11 seconds.
Okay, about his performance.
Did he have to take this so seriously?
That's all. Thank you for watching.
HOME RUN
Poptepipic.
POP TEAM COOKING
Pop Team
Here's this week's recommendation.
Did I wash my hands, you ask?
Wash your body too, guys.
Okay, simmering.
And here's the finished dish!
Tune in again next week!
THIS WEEK'S RECOMMENDATION
SIMMERING
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
What's our next vacation?
TRAVEL
Fluff.
Go to the outlet stores.
Oh, look, a supporting role character.
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
Once there, go straight to the pet shop.
Then,
you heroes can figure it out, right?
OWL FEED
DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
Go yourself.
Poptepipic.
Can you say the 3x multiplication table?
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
Three three's three.
-Three three's?
-Three!
Poptepipic.
I'm the type that longs for good strokes.
Good girl.
-Here's where it gets long.
-Sure is long.
-Not only the neck, the interaction too.
-Really long.
It's like the opening
of that detective show from the '90s.
They should put the producer's name
in this blank here.
-Maybe they'll add captions when it airs.
-Maybe.
Poptepipic.
Sorry.
TEN MINUTES EARLIER
I hear if you hiccup 100 times, you die.
This is 99.
Oh, it stopped?
I'll just self-destruct.
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Sorry, did you wait long?
No, just got here.
Will we make the movie?
Don't worry.
Hey, what are you looking at?
Huh?
I said, what are you looking at?
Wanna die, you bastard?
I'm not looking.
-You are!
-You're looking!
-I'm not.
-You are!
I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
Poptepipic.
Here's an impression of MXXey!
You're asking for death.
$X&Ying stop it.
Hey!
$X&Y! There!
$X&Y!
MXXkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
Poptepipic.
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
-Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
-Get your motor ramen
-Wait, wait!
-Comes with free rice
Wait! Wait, wait!
-Wait! Wait!
-Lookin' for a ramen
-Wait!
-And the shop comes our way
-Hey, wait!
-Get your motor ramen
-Are you listening? Stop that song.
-With egg on top
-Wait! Hey, wait!
-Get your motor ramen
Born to be hungry
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
What? Daichi and I are close?
PREVIEW
Does that bother you?
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6.
"Love Triangle?
A Strong Foe Beats Korona."
Fall in love again next week!
Poptepipic.
DUE TO THE MATURE NATURE OF THIS CORNER
THE IMAGE HAS BEEN EXPEDITIOUSLY SWITCHED.
EPISODE 5
"DONCA SIS"
Say, Mom.
Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?
Well, I found it too.
DONCA SIS
DON'T CALL ME YOUR SISTER!
My name is Iyo Sakuragi,
and I'm 16 years old.
I'm a first-year at St. Culture Academy.
A stepmom.
Hey there, first-year!
Toss me the ball, will you?
It's Hojo Senpai!
Sure!
-Thanks.
-Senpai!
You are way too cool!
Hojo Senpai.
Soccer team captain,
top scholar, and class president.
And the one I love.
That's right.
I wonder what Dad's new wife is like.
Here we are!
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
Hi. I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
Senpai!
You're that first-year!
Senpai.
Not Senpai.
We're siblings now, Iyo.
No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!
And so began my new life
with Hojo Senpai and my stepmom.
It was a life of constant hardship.
Dad and Mom didn't work
and spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
Don't do this for me
I couldn't study
because they'd do puppet shows
from the window.
I couldn't sleep
because of their Gundam motion dancing.
I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
I was at my limit.
But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.
That is, until that day.
How we spend the household money
is up to us!
Stop it! If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
-I can't take it anymore!
-Iyo!
You can
You can just
Iyo, stop!
Senpai!
For my sake, don't this do, Iyo.
If they take you way, I
Senpai, are you saying
Yeah. I
-love you, Iyo!
-Senpai!
I'm so happy.
So stop calling me Senpai.
FIVE YEARS LATER
And Senpai and I got married.
I gave birth to adorable twins this year.
We went through a lot, but
right now, life couldn't be better for us!
Poptepipic.
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
Here goes.
HERE GOES
Clock starts when speed is set. It's over.
It took 7,11 seconds.
Okay, about his performance.
Did he have to take this so seriously?
That's all. Thank you for watching.
HOMERUN
Poptepipic.
POP TEAM COOKING
Pop Team
Here's this week's recommendation.
Simmering.
And here's the finished dish!
Tune in again next week!
THIS WEEK'S RECOMMENDATION
SIMMERING
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
What's our next vacation?
TRAVEL
Fluff.
Go to the outlet stores.
Oh, look, a supporting role character.
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
Once there, go straight to the pet shop.
Then,
you heroes can figure it out, right?
OWL FEED
DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
Go yourself.
Poptepipic.
Can you say the 3x multiplication table?
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
Three three's three.
-Three three's?
-Three!
Poptepipic.
I'm the type that longs for good strokes.
Good girl.
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe!
Marilyn Monroe
Poptepipic.
Sorry.
TEN MINUTES EARLIER
I hear if you hiccup 100 times, you die.
This is 99.
Oh, it stopped?
I'll just self-destruct.
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
-Sorry, did you wait long?
-No, just got here.
Will we make the movie?
Don't worry.
Hey, what are you looking at?
Huh?
I said, what are you looking at?
Wanna die, you bastard?
I'm not looking.
-You are!
-You're looking!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
Poptepipic.
Here's an impression of MXXkey!
You're asking for death.
Gosh! $X&Y! Stop!
Hey!
$X&Ying stop!
$X&Ying stop!
MXXkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
Poptepipic.
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party!
-Must hurry, must hurry!
-Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
Wait, wait! Mr. Rabbit!
Wait, wait!
Wait, wait.
Wait!
Wait, I said!
Hey!
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
What? Daichi and I are close?
PREVIEW
Does that bother you?
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6.
"Love Triangle?
A Strong Foe Beats Korona."
Fall in love again next week!
Poptepipic.
DUE TO THE MATURE NATURE OF THIS CORNER
THE IMAGE HAS BEEN EXPEDITIOUSLY SWITCHED.
EPISODE 5
"DONCA SIS"
Say, Mom.
Remember what you told me that day,
about what is precious?
Well, I found it too.
DONCA SIS
DON'T CALL ME YOUR SISTER!
My name is Iyo Sakuragi,
and I'm 16 years old.
I'm a first-year at St. Culture Academy.
A stepmom.
Hey there, first-year!
Toss me the ball, will you?
It's Hojo Senpai!
Sure!
-Thanks.
-Senpai!
You are way too cool!
Hojo Senpai.
Soccer team captain,
top scholar, and class president.
And the one I love.
That's right.
I wonder what Dad's new wife is like.
Here we are!
Hey, where's your greeting?
Here's your new mom and brother.
Hi. I'm Iyo Sakuragi.
Huh? What a gloomy kid you are, hey!
Senpai!
You're that first-year!
That's a mackerel.
That's a mackerel.
Senpai.
Not Senpai.
We're siblings now, Iyo.
No! I want you to be my boyfriend,
not my brother!
And so began my new life
with Hojo Senpai and my stepmom.
It was a life of constant hardship.
Dad and Mom didn't work
and spent all day at the pachinko parlor.
I couldn't study
because they'd do puppet shows
from the window.
This is SGGK at night
I couldn't sleep
because of their Gundam motion dancing.
I was bullied every day by Senpai's fans.
I was at my limit.
But while it was rough,
living with Senpai was a joy.
That is, until that day.
How we spend the household money
is up to us!
Stop it!
If you spend that money,
we can't pay this month's rent!
With all this money, we can place
three times the bet on pachinko!
We'd make so much,
we could even go to Hawaii!
-I can't take it anymore!
-Iyo!
You can
You can just
Iyo, stop!
Senpai!
For my sake, don't this do, Iyo.
If they take you way, I
Senpai, are you saying
Yeah, I
-love you, Iyo!
-Senpai! I'm so happy.
So, stop calling me Senpai.
FIVE YEARS LATER
And Senpai and I got married.
I gave birth to adorable twins this year.
We went through a lot, but
right now, life couldn't be better for us!
Poptepipic.
Okay, get set, go.
Brother's gonna see how quickly
he can hit a home run.
Here goes.
HERE GOES
Ping!
Clock starts when
It's over.
It took 7,11 seconds.
Okay, about his performance.
Did he have to take this so seriously?
That's all. Thank you for watching.
HOME RUN
Poptepipic.
POP TEAM COOKING
Pop Team
Here's this week's recommendation.
Did I wash my hands, you ask?
Wash your body too, guys.
Okay, simmering.
And here's the finished dish!
Tune in again next week!
THIS WEEK'S RECOMMENDATION
SIMMERING
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
What's our next vacation?
TRAVEL
Fluff.
Go to the outlet stores.
Oh, look, a supporting role character.
There's a shuttle bus at the station.
Once there, go straight to the pet shop.
Then,
you heroes can figure it out, right?
OWL FEED
DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
Go yourself.
Poptepipic.
Can you say the 3x multiplication table?
Think I'm stupid? Sure!
Three three's three.
-Three three's?
-Three!
Poptepipic.
I'm the type that longs for good strokes.
Good girl.
-Here's where it gets long.
-Sure is long.
-Not only the neck, the interaction too.
-Really long.
It's like the opening
of that detective show from the '90s.
They should put the producer's name
in this blank here.
-Maybe they'll add captions when it airs.
-Maybe.
Poptepipic.
Sorry.
TEN MINUTES EARLIER
I hear if you hiccup 100 times, you die.
This is 99.
Oh, it stopped?
I'll just self-destruct.
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Sorry, did you wait long?
No, just got here.
Will we make the movie?
Don't worry.
Hey, what are you looking at?
Huh?
I said, what are you looking at?
Wanna die, you bastard?
I'm not looking.
-You are!
-You're looking!
-I'm not.
-You are!
I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
-You are!
-I'm not.
Poptepipic.
Here's an impression of MXXey!
You're asking for death.
$X&Ying stop it.
Hey!
$X&Y! There!
$X&Y!
MXXkey doesn't snort when he laughs.
Poptepipic.
Oh no, I'll be late for the tea party.
-Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
-Get your motor ramen
-Wait, wait!
-Comes with free rice
Wait! Wait, wait!
-Wait! Wait!
-Lookin' for a ramen
-Wait!
-And the shop comes our way
-Hey, wait!
-Get your motor ramen
-Are you listening? Stop that song.
-With egg on top
-Wait! Hey, wait!
-Get your motor ramen
Born to be hungry
Hi, I'm Korona Yuhi.
What? Daichi and I are close?
PREVIEW
Does that bother you?
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 6.
"Love Triangle?
A Strong Foe Beats Korona."
Fall in love again next week!