Prank or Tank (2023) s01e05 Episode Script

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Escorpión Dorado and Facundo
face each other
in ten extreme challenges
across the country.
These challenges have been created
by iconic people from their past
who are out for revenge.
Today, Lorena Herrera
is here to get payback.
I don't like you!
The winner of each challenge
will be awarded money
that will later be donated to a charity.
But the loser will suffer
a humiliating and painful
Punishment!
I hate you, Kunno!
This is Prank or Tank.
PRANK OR TANK
After eight challenges
and four punishments,
Facundo almost quits due to the burning
caused by the Carolina Reaper.
I'm going numb all over.
Like when you hyperventilate
and your body goes numb.
But that wasn't
the only bad news he got that day.
Let's see it.
-Escorpión.
-Wait.
-My head hurts.
-I think I got some good news.
I swear I'm feeling terrible.
Oh, no fucking way!
We got something with Lorena Herrera next!
Hell yeah!
Facundo! It's been a while, baby.
My name's Lorena Herrera.
I'm an actress, singer, and host.
My revenge has just started.
Name: Lorena Herrera.
AKA: The Vengeful Diva.
Challenge: Speed.
Reason for revenge: Gender gossip.
Facundo once said on national television
that Lorena was a man.
The gossip lasted several years
and today she'll finally get her revenge.
Grudge level: 9.5.
I've been waiting to get my revenge
for so damn long.
So, come to Mexico City
as quickly as possible
because I have two challenges
that will settle
this ridiculous and childish competition.
Oh, I'm game for anything with you.
Oh, it's not a call.
-Let's go meet Lorena.
-I swear I can't.
-Come, I'll help you.
-I swear I'm dizzy.
-You can do it.
-This is horrible.
-You can do it. Come.
-I'm not kidding.
We have to keep going.
Kunno had no grudges, but still
did that to him. Imagine what's coming.
I won't lose again.
That's what you said, and look at you.
Shit, what a bad day, dude.
Fuck, what a bad day.
PRANK OR TANK
Now step on it and get to Mexico City.
Lorena's dying to see you both.
If you guys at home are wondering
why they're driving
that junker of a truck,
it's because some bums
took off with the other one.
WANTED
DON ERNESTO - JAIME THE GOBLIN
Anyway, Lorena, they're on their way.
Do what I say. Put your seatbelt on.
-It's on.
-We have to set an example.
-Gentlemen!
-What does he want?
-Can you stop?
-Shit. What do you want?
-Wait for me!
-What do you want, asshole?
-That poor guy.
-Wait.
I forgot we had a guy back there.
Here's your chest. There's a
-Where the fuck did you get a chest?
-No fucking way.
-I'll help you open it.
-Let's see.
-Let's see.
-Shit. It's all wet and so are you.
It was really hot back there.
What's this shit?
What's with these fucking flags?
No way, are we going to Rio de Janeiro?
-Hell yeah, man.
-No, no.
-So?
-No, it's here.
-Listen.
-Son of a bitch.
-Can you take me to a hospital?
-No!
-Why do you need a hospital?
-I think I got a heatstroke.
-You can sit inside if you want.
-Let him go.
Let him go. If he comes back, he's yours.
-If not, he never was.
-But
Let's see. What's this crap?
-You got any water?
-Shut up, asshole!
-I'm focusing here.
-Water? Drink something else.
Move it.
-Should I go with you or stay here?
-Stay!
I'll take care of it.
So, what's Lorena Herrera like?
-Guys!
-Oh, no. Now it's gonna get exciting.
-Really exciting.
-The reunion.
I've come to destroy you. The both of you.
Lorena Herrera has a lot of resentment
built up inside her.
All thanks to this asshole.
She's really got a twisted mind.
Do you like walking like sexy divas?
Shall I teach you how to do a sexy walk?
I'm not wearing high heels.
But imagine I am
This is how you walk like a sexy diva.
I'll tell you how this challenge works.
CHALLENGE: SHOCKS AND DIVAS
You'll remove the flag and take it
to the other end of the course,
overcoming a series of obstacles
while being blindfolded
and walking like a diva, like me.
The first one to take their flag
to the other end wins.
But You know what this is?
-No idea. A tracker?
-No, my love.
This goes around your neck.
-What's it for?
-Lovely.
-Around your neck.
-To look kinkier?
Yeah, kinkier.
So, every time you forget to walk
in a sexy fashion,
-I'll electrocute you.
-How?
-With this "remount" control.
-But
-Remount what?
-I'll remount.
-It's "remote."
-I'll remount.
Remount whatever you want. I'm always
I'm not remounting anything.
-You'll be the one facing death.
-But
-What's this thing do?
-Don't touch it.
-No! No way!
-And it's on the lowest setting!
-No way.
-I'll set it to low for you.
-I'll set it higher for you.
-No, stop.
As payback for all the shit
Give me that.
SHOCKS AND
DIVAS
Ready? Let's go!
Let's go.
Come on, Escorpión. What's that?
No. You're a fraud, Escorpión.
I can't walk like a diva.
I walk like a deity.
Walk like a diva, please.
-Sexy, sexy.
-I'm doing it.
-Shock him if he's not doing it right.
-Facundo!
Come on, Escorpión.
I didn't do anything!
-I know, sorry. But I'm enjoying this.
-I didn't do anything.
REPLAY
If Lorena wanted payback, she got it.
It's horrible.
-I'm rooting for you!
-Fuck!
Tuck the belly in, push the boobs out
Lorena, why?
I'm doing the diva walk, I swear.
-Come on! Like that!
-Come on!
Yeah! Come on.
Walk faster, Facundo.
Why? I'm doing the sexy walk, Lorena.
No, wait! Electricity Not when I'm wet!
Why are you in the water, dude?
-It'll be worse!
-Oh, no!
Come on, Facundo!
Escorpión, you're great at this.
You're a There we go!
Why are you doing this to me, Lorena?
I don't like you!
Escorpión, you're not walking like a diva.
You're not doing it.
-Come on, Facundo.
-Shock him.
I made it. Enough.
-Let me see?
-There it is. Enough.
We made it.
We need to repeat the entire scene.
No!
You're not even wearing the collar, man.
-I just took it off.
-What? When?
Now, after I beat you!
-When did you beat me, dude?
-I won with the green flag.
You were supposed to bring
just the flag over here.
-I brought the entire pole.
-So you didn't hang it up here.
Really, Escorpión?
Didn't you understand what I said?
-I think
-You didn't understand.
I gave you clear instructions.
You'll remove the flag
Remove the flag
Remove the flag
If you're lacking brains,
it's not my fault.
-Don't get mad, dude.
-No Fuck this.
-I'm a mess and you look fine.
-How disappointing.
Read the fucking instructions.
-Fucking pole!
-Read the instructions, dude.
-I'll cram it down your throat.
-What an asshole.
You officially lost, Escorpión Dorado.
-Lorena said so.
-How disappointing.
-Disappointing?
-I kept shocking this guy.
I set his voltage much higher than yours.
I gave you every chance to get it right
And you still lost, idiot.
I told you to bring the flag,
not the entire pole.
After all the shocks,
Escorpión didn't get the rules.
FACUNDO
WINNER - $50K
Facundo wins this challenge.
I created the next challenge,
but honestly,
my heart can't bear to see it.
It's really tough.
So, guys, get ready.
-I'm coming for you.
-Yes, Lore.
-Yes, Mommy Lore.
-So
-Take care, baby.
-Yeah.
-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-See you.
-Do your best. I'll call you.
-Call me.
Clearly, Lorena Herrera
didn't want to overcomplicate it,
so her next challenge is right here.
Let's see.
It smells like
-Escorpión's poop, like
-No way.
-You're scared. I don't know.
-Fuck you.
-You look scared.
-No, no.
It was a fucking technicality
-You're scared of just coming here.
-They gave the damn prize to the idiot.
You smell the pain.
You see this and smell the pain.
Shut up, I got a message.
It's Lorena Herrera again.
Your friend.
-Hi, guys.
-Hello.
Let me explain.
CHALLENGE: HUMAN BOWLING
This challenge has two stages.
In the first, you'll play human bowling.
With your opponent inside a tractor tire,
you'll have to knock over
as many pins as you can.
You have two attempts.
Whoever knocks over
the most pins will win this stage.
-You go first.
-No way. Where's Dr. Volados?
We ran out of money.
Are we out of budget?
-Damn Palazuelos
-So we decide with rock, paper, scissors.
-Rock, paper
-Wait.
-Okay, just once.
-Or scissors.
-What an idiot.
-Whatever you want.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Come on!
STAGE 1
HUMAN BOWLING
Ah, okay, we have helmets.
Great. So everything's fine.
There's no way I'll fit in here.
-Need help? Here.
-No, wait.
I'm helping you get in.
No way! I'm gonna kill myself!
-Tell me when, Casper.
-This is bullshit, man.
-You ready, Casper?
-Wait.
-Is this safe, jerk?
-Very safe.
-The power of my hairy chest!
-Yeah.
Shit! Stop it, man! And backwards too?
You fucking
Intern! Bring him back like this!
-Like this?
-Yeah, roll him over to me!
-That's enough, dude!
-Roll him over!
-That's an order, intern!
-I got sand on my face!
-Okay.
-Good one.
You're more useless
than multiplying by zero.
-Okay.
-My hairy chest!
Watch me divert your shot!
No fucking way! That really hurt!
Hell yeah, I got another one.
Why'd you divert it, idiot?
Hell yeah. I diverted it, man!
I'm so good I moved my hips.
-Fuck you.
-I avoided this one. I'm dizzy, damn it.
Move it, asshole!
Come on, slave!
What's with you, dude?
-Get your act together, dumbasses.
-Careful!
You're such an idiot, dude. Enough.
-Fuck it, let's go.
-Wait, asshole.
Let me calculate the shot
so you won't run off track.
No fucking way!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
You okay?
Move out of the way!
Why didn't you knock over enough pins?
There's a lot of uncertainty
because you don't know
where you'll end up.
-If I knock one over
-We'll be tied.
Is your helmet on tight?
-Go on, bitch.
-Cool.
One, two!
-The edge!
-Sir!
Sir!
REPLAY
Sir!
-Fuck you, asshole.
-You okay?
I'll push him to you.
I won, idiot!
Facundo's in the lead in stage one.
ESCORPIÓN - 5 PINS
FACUNDO - 7 PINS
But there's a second one.
What will happen?
-What will I beat you at now?
-Wait.
Oh, no. They told me who won.
Escorpión, focus.
In this second stage,
you only get one attempt.
Each of you has to make
a tower out of crates.
CHALLENGE: KILLER CRATES
Your opponent can use
the tire however he wants
to try to knock it down.
Whoever knocks down the most crates
from their opponent's tower
will be the winner.
I'll start
with the tire.
-So, I make my tower?
-Yeah.
Okay, let's go.
I'll make something nice.
It'll be really nice.
This will be a beautiful castle.
Beautiful, but fortified.
A "forticastle."
Let's see if this falls, bastard.
That's what not having a childhood
looks like.
No shit, it's true.
The idiot's fulfilling
all his childhood dreams now.
-Ready?
-Yeah!
Release the brakes.
Come on.
My hairy chest!
No! That was an awful shot, dude. Look.
That's a heavenly comeback!
Don't push me, dude.
I'd rather do it myself.
How many points did I get?
Count the ones that are standing, look.
Six.
Okay, that looks fun.
Well, I'll try it. I mean
-Easy, dude!
-Shut up!
-Go get ready.
-Yeah.
What did the message say?
"Use the tire to knock down
as many crates as you can."
She never said how to use the tire.
My creation!
You set the bar high.
So, you want some help.
Yeah, look where you built it.
It's impossible, man.
Listen, either my fucking fortress
dies with me,
or it doesn't die at all, asshole.
Is Dr. Volados here?
Where were you when we needed you?
This is personal, guys. I know you all
put food on the table thanks to that man.
But he not only feeds you,
he also humiliates you,
he bullies and abuses you.
He makes you think you're his slaves!
Because he thinks he made you,
and you believe him.
-No!
-But we don't depend on anything
other than what's in our heart!
-That's true.
-And today we'll prove it!
-Yeah!
-And, like Lorena Herrera said,
"Use the tire however you want!"
We won! We won!
Three! Three damn crates!
Count them one by one,
you useless bastard!
Careful!
Bye, asshole!
-That hurt your pride.
-Shut up!
That's what hurts you.
Look where you put it, dude.
-What?
-It's clearly against the rules.
-Of course not.
-Imagine I put mine back there.
Don't say bullshit!
"Put it on top of the building."
-You almost did, dude.
-Quiet! I got a message.
Oh, yeah.
-It says to fuck your mom, right?
-Listen.
Oh, Escorpión. It can't be true. You lost.
I would've loved to see Facundo lose.
Oh, that bastard won.
Okay. As a result, you'll be punished.
But don't be scared.
I won't go hard on you, baby.
Not with you.
I'll send you the location
for the punishment,
where a girlfriend of mine
will be waiting for you.
A girlfriend?
It won't be that bad.
About time.
You have a hard time getting laid.
Hell yeah.
-She's setting you up with a friend.
-Yeah, great.
Facundo wins both challenges
in this episode,
adding 100,000 pesos to his account.
It feels great to leave knowing
that I'm not getting punished.
At least I changed my clothes.
It was all dirty
with your fucking cheating.
A suspicious victory.
This is another great injustice in life.
People will remember this forever.
Just like "It wasn't a penalty."
"Never forget October 2nd."
"Escorpión Dorado should've won."
-Get over yourself.
-Seriously!
Lorena's girlfriend
is waiting for them at a spa.
MEXICO CITY
A spa?
But wasn't this a punishment?
-Damn, some punishment, huh?
-I'm ready for my exfoliation.
-And my massage.
-Perfect.
-Come.
-What? Already?
-Yes, go on.
-But what are you gonna do?
-What did you prepare?
-Go on.
What will we do, Elizabeth?
-Why are you undressing
-Don't know!
-What are we doing?
-A massage.
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
Let's put this on him. Okay, ready.
So, is this the punishment?
What a lax punishment.
Hey, what's this?
Hello, my dear Escorpión.
Are you relaxing?
Let me remind you
that this is basically a punishment.
Today, you'll be like Samson.
So start saying goodbye
to your pride and joy.
Say goodbye to your hairy chest.
-What? No!
-Okay.
-Hey, hey!
-Okay.
Kisses.
-Yeah.
-What do you mean
Say goodbye to
What's it gonna be? Tell us.
We'll wax your chest.
No way! What do you mean wax?
Wait, what do you mean wax?
-Your hairy chest.
-No, just wait.
-Yeah, your hairy chest.
-You're gonna remove
-Your chest hair.
-Hey, wait, asshole.
-Say goodbye to this.
-Give it back.
No, we're gonna rip them all out.
-No, wait.
-All of your chest hair.
-No way.
-Your hairy chest.
What are you all staring at? Fuck off!
What are you looking at?
-You ever got waxed, idiot?
-I don't give a shit.
If they wax this old man's hairy chest,
what will he yell now?
PUNISHMEN
-Look Ah!
-Ouch, it's hot.
Ah, shit! That hurts!
-How can that hurt?
-It's hot. It burns.
-Don't be a fucking pussy, dude.
-It's warm.
Dude, it burns.
-How can that burn?
-I swear it burns
I almost got glued, dude.
-Look at this.
-What will you do?
-What will we do?
-What's that? Wait.
-Shit.
-How does this work?
-You pull it off?
-Yes.
-You're shitting me.
-So, a question, will this hurt?
Motherfucker!
No way.
Why are you doing it? You're being gentle.
-It's a punishment.
-No, be gentle.
-You can do it.
-No.
-Okay.
-Do it with love.
You son of a bitch.
-I'll get my revenge.
-No doubt about that!
Okay, yes, yes.
Motherfucker!
-Shit.
-I can't believe how much hair you've got.
Idiot, you'll break This thing, man!
This shit's gonna break, dude!
Can't you see it's gonna break?
You'll fucking fall, man!
No, hey, wait
I could've died, asshole.
Luckily, I'm immortal.
I think you served your punishment.
You want us to wax down here?
This has been
the most fucked up punishment of all.
-Maybe.
-Of all, asshole.
At least that'll heal.
I have your ugly mug
tattooed on me forever, dude.
But that's an honor.
-That's what you get.
-You went too far.
-Me? You're the one who lost.
-Fuck off.
I like seeing him suffer.
Goodbye, idiots.
Well, it's a tie.
We really enjoyed watching them suffer.
It's time to bring this battle to an end
and find out who's the winner.
This battle is about to be settled.
They're tied.
But today we'll settle this competition.
-Shit, my midgets!
-I'll beat you, asshole.
This will get really tough.
Hold on tight!
Goodbye, idiots!
-My midget!
-That's it!
-Move it, idiot.
-Come on, bitches!
Hello, hello!
Five, four,
three, two, one!
Punishment!
Who will win this ruthless competition?
PRANK OR TANK