Record of Ragnarok (2021) s01e05 Episode Script
FILE No.00000000001
The first bout of Ragnarok ends
with Thor of the gods as the victor!
Mankind is one step closer
to its decimation!
FILE NO.00000000001
Lü Bu was smiling. That's so like him.
Yes, a befitting end.
Have a drink.
Let us drink a toast.
To our hero, Lü Bu.
Do you really think one of your people
could possibly win?
That's the true power of us gods!
-Get on your knees!
-Beg for your lives!
-Swear your devotion to us!
-Hail us!
Hey, you dumb humans! Did you see that?
You're no match for Thor!
What's with this ridiculous ruckus?
They're like little brats.
How can they call themselves gods?
Brünnhilde?
Okay, Thor.
It's this way to exit the arena.
Even though he won,
he looks so depressed. I feel bad for him.
Red Hare, I know how you feel.
In a world without Lord Lü Bu,
our very existence is…
meaningless!
Let us…
join him!
-Yes!
-Yes!
What? Wait…
We will follow our lord, Lü Bu!
-We are the army of Lü Bu!
-We are the army of Lü Bu!
-Let us die with our lord!
-Let us die with our lord!
Holy crap! Don't do it! Stop!
This bout is already over!
-Very well.
-What?
For that man…
An offering for my friend, Lü Bu!
My lord's name resounds
with the peal of thunder!
What was that?
Wait!
Please wait!
Well…
What will happen to Lü Bu
and Randgriz after this?
"After this"?
What a silly question.
This is a battle of souls.
Once their souls have crumbled,
they cannot recover, be reborn,
or be saved in any way.
They merely become dust in space.
Dust?
It is Niflheimr,
the complete termination of the soul.
There is no "after this."
Randgriz, will you dedicate
your body for this purpose?
Yes, I gladly will, Brünnhilde.
How can you be so calm about this?
Aren't you the least bit sad?
We'll never see Randgriz ever again!
We'll never see
her gentle smile ever again!
Sad?
You can't slay gods if you act like that!
Do we really have
to go that far in this fight?
The fate of all mankind
rests on this fight.
The first bout has ended.
What we must do now isn't lament the past
but look toward the future and select
our competitor for the second bout.
But even the strongest man
of all mankind, Lü Bu,
was no match for the gods.
Who could possibly win?
Then…
let us select this man
for the second bout.
Let us bet on the rancor of
the man who detests the gods
more than anyone in all of humanity.
What?
Though the arena was devastated
in the first bout,
it has been perfectly restored
thanks to the hands of the gods!
Are you ready?
It's time for the second bout to begin!
There's no way
mankind will ever defeat us!
We'll easily crush whoever comes next!
-Win this next one!
-We're counting on you!
First off, in the second bout,
the warrior on whose shoulders
rests the existence of mankind, is…
this guy!
Who could have expected this?
"He shall rule over the fish of the sea,
the birds of the air, and every creature
that moves on the ground!"
Who would have thought
the man once blessed by and born of God…
would rebel against
none other than God,
his great creator!
It can't be…
No, it really is him!
Having named himself "man,"
he is the true essence of man!
The man among men!
He only trusts in his own fists!
A true believer in bare knuckle fighting!
Charged with the original sin,
he despises the gods
more than any human in history!
If anyone's got the right
to sock it with the gods, it's this man!
The father of all mankind, it's…
Adam!
MICHELANGELO
So beautiful!
So sour.
MANKIND FILE NO.00000000001
-You're kidding me! Adam?
-Seriously?
That thing is going to fight us gods?
What a wimp compared to Lü Bu.
On the contrary, how do I say this…
He's so cute!
The unexpected appearance of Adam
has caused a commotion among the gods
in more ways than one.
He's a true star of mankind!
And who will face off
against the father of the human race?
After the greatest of the Norse gods
in the first bout,
we now have
the greatest of the Indian gods.
This guy!
What?
I wonder what happened.
What? A change in order?
To who? Who did you say?
What? You're kidding!
This music is…
This is your piece, Bach!
W. A. MOZART, CHILD PRODIGY
Indeed, this is my "Air on the G String"!
Yet, I have never heard it played
so beautifully in my entire life!
It is truly a heavenly performance!
Hermes?
Is the next opponent Hermes?
But his name wasn't
on the list of combatants.
It can't be!
Ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to apologize.
I'll now reintroduce the fighters
for the second bout!
The one who will face Adam,
the man among men is…
this guy!
No, not him.
This gentleman!
Hello there.
It's me!
That old geezer?
You must be kidding!
Zeus is fighting in the second bout?
Who the heck is that decrepit old man?
That guy's a god?
Can he even fight like that?
Hermes!
Hit it!
Oh, all right. How many
tens of thousands of years has it been…
since I last heralded Zeus' entrance…
with this song?
"GREAT MASSACRE ON THE G BATTLEFIELD"
This song!
It's "Great Massacre
on the G Battlefield"!
This is how a god performs it!
This song really puts me in the mood!
If Adam can be called
the father of all humanity,
then there's only one thing
this gentleman can be called!
The father of the gods!
Nay!
GFOC!
The father of the universe!
The God Father of the Cosmos!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
What kind of performance is this?
What are they so excited about?
I don't know.
What weird moves.
-How creepy!
-Who the heck is that old geezer?
On a whim,
he created everything out of nothing.
If he doesn't like it,
he'll return it all to nothing.
The ultimate despot! The absolute god!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
He once caused the Battle to Determine
the Most Powerful God in the Universe,
Titanomachy!
He proudly bears the disgrace
of killing his own father, Cronus.
A god with a perverse love of war!
A true god among gods!
The god of gods!
His name is…
Zeus!
Zeus!
Zeus!
ZEUS
Zeus?
Brünnhilde, what's going on?
Why is the final boss, Zeus,
showing up this early in the tournament?
I never thought
he'd fight in the second bout.
This is most definitely…
unexpected.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey
with Thor of the gods as the victor!
Mankind is one step closer
to its decimation!
FILE NO.00000000001
Lü Bu was smiling. That's so like him.
Yes, a befitting end.
Have a drink.
Let us drink a toast.
To our hero, Lü Bu.
Do you really think one of your people
could possibly win?
That's the true power of us gods!
-Get on your knees!
-Beg for your lives!
-Swear your devotion to us!
-Hail us!
Hey, you dumb humans! Did you see that?
You're no match for Thor!
What's with this ridiculous ruckus?
They're like little brats.
How can they call themselves gods?
Brünnhilde?
Okay, Thor.
It's this way to exit the arena.
Even though he won,
he looks so depressed. I feel bad for him.
Red Hare, I know how you feel.
In a world without Lord Lü Bu,
our very existence is…
meaningless!
Let us…
join him!
-Yes!
-Yes!
What? Wait…
We will follow our lord, Lü Bu!
-We are the army of Lü Bu!
-We are the army of Lü Bu!
-Let us die with our lord!
-Let us die with our lord!
Holy crap! Don't do it! Stop!
This bout is already over!
-Very well.
-What?
For that man…
An offering for my friend, Lü Bu!
My lord's name resounds
with the peal of thunder!
What was that?
Wait!
Please wait!
Well…
What will happen to Lü Bu
and Randgriz after this?
"After this"?
What a silly question.
This is a battle of souls.
Once their souls have crumbled,
they cannot recover, be reborn,
or be saved in any way.
They merely become dust in space.
Dust?
It is Niflheimr,
the complete termination of the soul.
There is no "after this."
Randgriz, will you dedicate
your body for this purpose?
Yes, I gladly will, Brünnhilde.
How can you be so calm about this?
Aren't you the least bit sad?
We'll never see Randgriz ever again!
We'll never see
her gentle smile ever again!
Sad?
You can't slay gods if you act like that!
Do we really have
to go that far in this fight?
The fate of all mankind
rests on this fight.
The first bout has ended.
What we must do now isn't lament the past
but look toward the future and select
our competitor for the second bout.
But even the strongest man
of all mankind, Lü Bu,
was no match for the gods.
Who could possibly win?
Then…
let us select this man
for the second bout.
Let us bet on the rancor of
the man who detests the gods
more than anyone in all of humanity.
What?
Though the arena was devastated
in the first bout,
it has been perfectly restored
thanks to the hands of the gods!
Are you ready?
It's time for the second bout to begin!
There's no way
mankind will ever defeat us!
We'll easily crush whoever comes next!
-Win this next one!
-We're counting on you!
First off, in the second bout,
the warrior on whose shoulders
rests the existence of mankind, is…
this guy!
Who could have expected this?
"He shall rule over the fish of the sea,
the birds of the air, and every creature
that moves on the ground!"
Who would have thought
the man once blessed by and born of God…
would rebel against
none other than God,
his great creator!
It can't be…
No, it really is him!
Having named himself "man,"
he is the true essence of man!
The man among men!
He only trusts in his own fists!
A true believer in bare knuckle fighting!
Charged with the original sin,
he despises the gods
more than any human in history!
If anyone's got the right
to sock it with the gods, it's this man!
The father of all mankind, it's…
Adam!
MICHELANGELO
So beautiful!
So sour.
MANKIND FILE NO.00000000001
-You're kidding me! Adam?
-Seriously?
That thing is going to fight us gods?
What a wimp compared to Lü Bu.
On the contrary, how do I say this…
He's so cute!
The unexpected appearance of Adam
has caused a commotion among the gods
in more ways than one.
He's a true star of mankind!
And who will face off
against the father of the human race?
After the greatest of the Norse gods
in the first bout,
we now have
the greatest of the Indian gods.
This guy!
What?
I wonder what happened.
What? A change in order?
To who? Who did you say?
What? You're kidding!
This music is…
This is your piece, Bach!
W. A. MOZART, CHILD PRODIGY
Indeed, this is my "Air on the G String"!
Yet, I have never heard it played
so beautifully in my entire life!
It is truly a heavenly performance!
Hermes?
Is the next opponent Hermes?
But his name wasn't
on the list of combatants.
It can't be!
Ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to apologize.
I'll now reintroduce the fighters
for the second bout!
The one who will face Adam,
the man among men is…
this guy!
No, not him.
This gentleman!
Hello there.
It's me!
That old geezer?
You must be kidding!
Zeus is fighting in the second bout?
Who the heck is that decrepit old man?
That guy's a god?
Can he even fight like that?
Hermes!
Hit it!
Oh, all right. How many
tens of thousands of years has it been…
since I last heralded Zeus' entrance…
with this song?
"GREAT MASSACRE ON THE G BATTLEFIELD"
This song!
It's "Great Massacre
on the G Battlefield"!
This is how a god performs it!
This song really puts me in the mood!
If Adam can be called
the father of all humanity,
then there's only one thing
this gentleman can be called!
The father of the gods!
Nay!
GFOC!
The father of the universe!
The God Father of the Cosmos!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
What kind of performance is this?
What are they so excited about?
I don't know.
What weird moves.
-How creepy!
-Who the heck is that old geezer?
On a whim,
he created everything out of nothing.
If he doesn't like it,
he'll return it all to nothing.
The ultimate despot! The absolute god!
-GFOC!
-GFOC!
He once caused the Battle to Determine
the Most Powerful God in the Universe,
Titanomachy!
He proudly bears the disgrace
of killing his own father, Cronus.
A god with a perverse love of war!
A true god among gods!
The god of gods!
His name is…
Zeus!
Zeus!
Zeus!
ZEUS
Zeus?
Brünnhilde, what's going on?
Why is the final boss, Zeus,
showing up this early in the tournament?
I never thought
he'd fight in the second bout.
This is most definitely…
unexpected.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey