Red Rose (2022) s01e05 Episode Script

Shit!
Why? Sh!
I've got rid of mine.
Do you want to tell us why?
Turn your Wi-Fi off and everything
that connects to the internet.
From now on, we only
communicate with these.
Soz, I only have three.
One for me, one for Wren,
and one for Taz.
Jaya, what'sgoing on?
Jacob Taylor called me last night.
Fuckin' 'ell.
What'd he say?
What did he say?
"Her time is up."
What?
This morning, we all woke up
and there were timers
counting down and our phones.
When does the timer end?
Midnight.
Like a fucked up Cinderella.
Taz Soz, I was trying
to lighten the mood.
Try another way.
I'll put the kettle on then,
shall I?
These don't go online,
so they're safe.
Anything else, smartphones,
computers, they're all a threat.
Where'd you get these?
The drawer you keep old shit in.
Chargers, headphones
with only one ear working.
Jaya. What have you found out?
I was going through this all night.
Why bother?
It were on Wren's phone.
Now the rest of us have it.
It spread.
And I got that phone call.
Did any of you download anything?
Any links that might have been sent?
It could have been Bluetooth
or anything. Jaya Sorry.
This is like a diary.
Coders have loads to remember,
Jacob's written shitloads in here.
I'm going to rip it all,
run it through a programme
and hopefully figure out
how Red Rose works.
How long will that take?
Days? Months? Months?
Which is why I want to get
back to it ASAP.
It's a bit like Scooby-Doo, innit?
Jaya's clearly Velma,
Shaggy.
Noah's Fred, Wren's Daphne.
Ant's Scooby.
Dramatic, but usually right
about stuff.
Except, there were never an episode
this fucked up.
I'd have watched it, though.
Knock, knock.
Oh, God.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I
Simon.
You OK?
Look, about what happened
last night, I
I'm fine.
I am so
sorry that you got dragged into
all this shit with Rick, and
It's fine.
No.
It in't, and
I'm here to make things right.
Regardless of what happened
between us.
And I can understand it
if you want to call things off.
I just need space.
Well, I'm hoping that's all
me and Wren need.
But summat tells me otherwise.
I've got, er, a few things
I need to sort out.
Can we speak later?
What, later today, or
later this week? Please!
What you gonna do?
And he's, likeyour teacher?
Douglas?
Sometimes.
Sometimes I'm his,
depends on the work.
What about his boyfriend?
I'm not sure what he does,
but he's super supportive.
What d'you wanna do?
Nothing.
Red Rose tried to kill me
yesterday, and I'm still here.
We're all still here.
So we do Jaya's plan.
No phones, no internet.
We stay put till
we get past midnight.
Is that all right? Me mum
and grandad are in Birmingham.
Is that a yeah?
Oh. Yeah.
Cool.
We're in lockdown till midnight.
Whoo!
Aw, there's no food in.
You're joking.
I'm sorry. It's not like we can do
an online shop either.
Have we got plenty loo roll?
What biscuits did we end up getting?
Jaffa Cakes.
What are you on about?
Jaffa Cakes are cakes,
or else they'd be called
Jaffa Biscuits,
which just sounds wrong.
A biscuit breaks, a cake crumbles.
Well, that's the way
the cookie crumbles.
Don't bring cookies into this.
Don't change the subject.
It's a cake.
Well, prepare to be shocked.
Legally, they're classed
as biscuits.
We're born into a world of lies.
You OK?
Yeah.
It's nothing.
Hiya, Wren.
Hiya.
Your mum OK?
I don't know, I haven't seen her.
You off to your mum's now? No.
No, we're going
I think we should go back to Taz's.
Well, um, I'm
Bye, Wren. Bye.
Can we get a taxi?
We're going the wrong way.
What? We're going the wrong way.
Stop!
Can you stop the car?
Oi, can you stop
the fucking car?!
What's wrong?!
What are you on about?
I'm just following where the
app is sending me.
Can you just pull over?
We'll walk from here.
Found anything?
Not yet.
Guys, we should keep all
the windows and doors locked.
No more going outside.
We need to limit the variables.
Jaya, it's too hot.
Can we at least open the windows?
All right, fine, but not for long.
- We need to
- limit the variables.
Oh, Ash, what about the fridge?
Shall we turn it off?
I mean, if we can't
trust the fridge,
we might as well just give up now.
Fridges, TVs, screens, taxis.
They can't kill you.
Taz!
I was just pointing out
that they're not a threat.
You know, it's not like
we're in The Ring.
Nothing's gonna hop out the telly
and grab you. The Ring's scary.
The real world is scarier.
Nuclear weapons, viruses,
Tories.
Wren, why don't you smile, love?
It's only us lot here.
Oh. Can I do anything?
Absolutely.
You can slice that cheese.
Speaking of cheese
what cheese is made backwards?
I don't know how
you make it forward.
Um
Milk andsummat else.
Edam. Edam?
Because it's "made", backwards.
Let's see. Right, under the tap.
Still using that cheese.
You look like a weirdo.
Who's crying, though? I am.
Check how the 'tatoes are doing.
Stick a fork in,
see if they're soft, yeah?
Yep, tatties are done.
Right, so, what we're gonna do
is we're gonna mash 'em,
mix the cheese in,
and then add them to the onions,
when they turn a tender, nice,
golden-brown colour.
You two.
Thank you.
To Roch.
To Roch.
Oh, God.
You all right? Oh, shut up.
I think we're witnessing
the dawn of a new romance.
Yeah. Tashley.
"Tashley!"
This is a stolnica.
It's Polish,
but I got it from Ramsbottom.
It's a breadboard.
It's for making pasties.
I used it to mould dough.
It's still a breadboard.
Fine. It's a breadboard.
We're gonna need it for the
next bit, so give me your hands.
What?
I can see you've got a skill.
Warm hands.
Cold heart. Er, shut it, you. Sh.
So, do I have the skill?
No.
You need cold hands for pastry.
But you can just chill out.
You're my guest.
Four hours to go.
Oh, every second feels like an hour.
We should do something fun
to pass the time.
Yeah. Yeah, why don't we play
a game, or summat? Yeah.
No, Taz, don't.
It'll be fine, Wren. Relax.
I was wrong.
Good evening. Hey there.
I'm Elder Jason
and this is Elder David.
All right?
Have you ever wondered
about life after death?
Have youever wondered
about life after death?
Of all the places to go on your
mission, you got Bolton?
Well,
Bolton's an interesting place.
Let me tell you about
the time in 1866
that Oh, get a grip.
Do they look like they think
Covid was a hoax?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. OK!
Do they look like they could
own a cuckoo clock?
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Is it Daniel? Yeah. Oh!
Shot, shot, shot, shot!
Go on, I'll do one with you.
Cheers. Cheers.
Oh
Let's pretend we're not in.
No, don't! Red Rose ain't
going to ring a doorbell.
Might be one
of those fucking Mormons.
Wait
Fuck me, it's Becky Fox.
Well Wait!
We don't know why she's here.
You have saved my weekend, Taz.
What, I have?
What you lot doing here?
The party.
There's no party here.
Mate, it looks like a party.
I think you've got
the wrong address, mate.
I think you have the wrong address!
Ha, boom!
It's my house.
How can we all be wrong?
No
What are you doing?
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
Cheers! Mwah!
No, no, get out, get out.
There's no fucking way
Don't touch me!
Why's everyone ignoring me?!
I'm going to find out
where all of you live,
and I'm going to
Thanks, Taz!
Taz, what the fuck, man?!
What can I do, Noah?! Eh?!
I don't know fucking
kung-fucking-fu!
Do I look like Bruce Lee, eh?!
Upstairs! Up! Up! Get up!
It might not be that bad.
Someone's pissing in the sink.
No, out. Get out now.
This room is off limits.
Then why are you in here?
Because I'm a VIP, bitch. Now move.
Sake
Effective.
Thank you. Crazy always wins.
Bloody carnage down there.
Where are they coming from?
It's Red Rose,
trying to smoke me out.
The code in this book
doesn't fully match
what I ripped off Wren's phone.
I'm trying to figure out why.
What does it mean? Nothing yet.
OK. You're doing amazing, Jaya.
Thank you.
Taz needs help downstairs.
I don't fucking know
We need to hide her in a bunker.
No, you go down.
I'm staying here. I'll stay too.
I'll go, I'll go.
I want to be with you.
No, no. Go help, Taz, all right?
I'm going to barricade us in.
Are you sure?
Yes!
Go!
You coming?
Are you OK?
I'm fine.
I just don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know how to help her.
My gut's telling me to stay
here andprotect her.
Roch was alone when she
So I want to be here.
OK.
I think Taz'll need backup,
but I'm glad you're here.
Oi, what are you doing?!
Those are free-range!
Hide these. Do I look like a hen?
Please, please!
Will you just hide them for me?
You, hide the microwave. OK!
Everything OK? Yeah.
Just wondering whether Taz's
home insurance
covers twats who crash his home!
Crash?
Did Taz not post this?
Yeah. No, he did.
But he wanted a masked ball,
like in Phantom of the Opera.
Not this.
I've seen prettier looking
people in Blackpool!
What?
You're funny, you.
I've always thought that.
No, no What are you doing?
I'm getting the fuse out.
What?! I'm getting the fuse out!
I've won that battle. Yeah.
But we're kind of losing the war.
Get out me house!
That's a good rhythm!
- Get out my house, hey!
- Get out my house!
Hey! Get out my house!
Hey! Get out my house!
Get out my house!
Where am I supposed to put eggs?
Bingo.
Do me a favour
and don't touch those eggs.
Uh Sure.
Hey, where's Wren gone?
She Um
She went home.
Good. Don't want her attacking
innocent people again.
This is beneath me paygrade.
Where the fuck are all these
dicks coming from?
I only recognise half the people.
Just do what you can to
To halt the madness?
Excuse me, out that way.
Guys! It's winding down now!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Out, out, out!
Ash, Ash, grab anything valuable!
Knock it out the fucking park!
Please, please get out my house,
please.
Get on with it. Come on.
Come on.
A month ago, I was sat on t'couch
with her just watching crap
and I loved it.
Now I'm just sitting around
thinking how shit of a mum I am.
You're not shit. You're just human.
I mean, no-one could have imagined
what happened.
But you know what?
Noah came home the other day
with a bruise on his eye
and he wouldn't tell me
anything about it.
What?
That were Wren.
You what?!
He got caught in the crossfire,
of Wren and these two rough girls
from Hartgreaves
They keep hassling her!
What are you doing here?
Please, guys. No drama.
I'm sorry about what happened
at yours, I am.
But right now I'm looking
for our daughter.
Shell, do you know where she is?
Don't tell him, Shell.
I'm trying to give her space and
I don't want him anywhere near her.
I tried to call her
and she's not answering her phone.
It's turned off. She's told me
it was doing something weird.
She tried showing me summat
a few days ago, and now I'm worried.
And do you believe her? Yeah,
I do believe her. Why wouldn't I?
Please, will you tell me
where she is, Shelley, if you know.
She's at Taz's house.
30 Marsden Road. Thank you.
What the fuck, Shell?
I love you, Rachel, and I'm sorry,
but he's her dad.
Where are you going?
I'm coming wi' ya!
Fine.
Let me fucking in!
Can't! Fucking let me in!
Fuck off!
What's going on?!
This little bitch is acting
all hard, when he's not.
I was looking for you.
I knew you'd be here somewhere.
Ashley said you were at home.
Why are you lying?
She's not interested.
She don't want to talk to Noah.
What do you want?
I want to talk
about Rochelle.
Why? You hated her, you spoke to her
like she were a piece of shit.
No, you don't understand
She hated you.
Fuck you!
I loved her.
We used to meet, you know?
Likein secret.
I don't get it.
Why are you telling me this now?
Are you lying?
I'm not a liar.
I tried to tell you at the funeral.
But
Look, it don't matter.
I remember how weird Roch was acting
and I never said owt.
So, when you posted it earlier
about Roch What did I post?
Don't you? What did I post?
You said
"Don't think I can go on
without my bestest girl.
"Wish I could see you. Maybe soon.
"Love you always."
Here we, here we, here we
fucking go!
Here we, here we,
here we fucking go!
Here we, here we, here we
fucking go!
Here we, here we,
here we fucking go!
Oh, great party, Taz!
This is boring.
I'm finding another party, cos
Look, it's Roch! What?
Wait, what the fuck?
I-I-I-It was Rochelle! I swear down!
You saw it! We all saw it!
Rochelle! She was on the TV!
It's Wren. She set this up!
She's fucking mental.
Who does that?!
It was Rochelle!
What's fucking wrong with you?!
You weren't get enough attention,
eh?
Yeah, you've got a screw loose,
Wren. What's wrong with you?
What are you doing here? Wren
Wren, your mum sent me.
Get in.
Oh, wait, where you going, love?
That's right - walk away!
You OK?
Yeah. Just want my mum.
I'll, uh
I'll take you to the Tea Rooms.
She's there?
Yeah, yeah.
She's setting up for tomorrow.
Sorry about yesterday.
Oh No, it's OK.
Wren!
Wren!
Wren!
You need to get everyone
out me house. Right, everyone out.
Piss off home.
Right, come on, party's over now.
Right, come on, home time.
Yeah, you.
Have you got your coat?
Right, hurry up.
I can't find Wren.
Guys, Jacob Taylor didn't write all
of this code!
Someone else has changed it.
Where's Wren? She's not here.
She said Simon's taking her
to Smithills.
Oi! You're one of Wren's mates
She's not here.
Noah! Noah, where's Wren?
Why aren't you at Smithills?
What?
Oh Hey! Hey!
It's Simon.
You all right?
Yeah.
Just, um
Just tired.
Mum?
Mum, I'm going to have a cake!
Mum?
Mum?
Emergency. Which service?
Hello. Police.
I'm at Smithills Hall.
Someone's trying to kill me.
Can you repeat that, please?
Smithills Ha
No. No, Simon, please.
Please, please, please!
Please, no!
Wren!
Leave her the fuck alone!
I'm sorry
Simon says
Simon says
What?
What are you talking about?
Forgive me.
No!
Come here.
OK
You're OK.
Are you coming to bed?
What? Are you coming to bed?
Yeah.
Just finishing a game of Simon Says.