Robot Chicken s01e05 Episode Script
Toyz in the Hood
It's alive! Aah! This is me, and this is Seth Green.
We're married.
Hey! Kool-aid! Oh, you oh! Oh, no! We need Voltron! Right away.
Voltron Force, assemble! - Voltron! - Voltron! Oh, shake it, baby! Oh, yeah! Keith, the enemy ships are falling back.
Head's up, team.
- Better form Voltron.
- Right! Pidge, get off! He's holding a weapon! Let me see you work it, work it - Huh? - Huh? Watch you work it, work it Back again, it's the robobeast digger Can't stop bling, can't stop trigger finger Throw away the law, no rhyme on his money spit Cristal bangin', and my paper keep the honeys grinnin' We just got served, team.
- Voltron, represent! - Voltron, represent! Why are you gonna front like a punk that's got that steel? You dat bitch stick your ass on the block tryin' to pay those bills Now drop this bass Six hour force on to get work like Heartbreak Ridge I'm-a punk yo face Wipin' up your blood with the panties that I stole from the Benz Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Back to yo ass, put a dent in a robot Want a wish, get a vacuum robot Shock to the dome, put a block in a robot Six feet under in the grave with a robot Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Let me see you work it, work Get on the floor and work it, work it Are you ever gonna work it, work it? Come on, man, just work it out Let me see you work it, work it I wanna watch you work it, work it Here's a dollar, now work it, work it Just work it out Come on, man, just work it out We're out of moves! Time for a desperation measure, team.
Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Hey, who's laughing now, bi-otch? Huh? Huh? And in other news tonight, Voltron got totally served.
Damn! This is me, and this is Stalin.
We're married.
- I hope you brought protection.
- Yeah.
You are so hot.
Get in here.
The mongoose may be small but he's one of the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.
When the mongoose finally spots its target the strike is precise and deadly.
The president has been shot.
Repeat.
The president has been shot.
No animal is immune from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.
Look at him! He was so friggin' fat.
Some king of the jungle.
He needs a mouse to help.
Uh-oh.
Ow! Ow! OK! Ow! Ow! Aah! Uh, yes, hi.
I'd like to report a domestic disturbance.
But I didn't do anything! Officer, no! He never laid a paw on me.
I swear! You You can't! So single, huh? Truly, the lemming is nature's retard.
To freedom! Let's go back to your place.
Do you have any condoms? Who needs condoms? Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Ow! Ow! A little help? The year is 1966, and Walt Disney is dead.
The beloved cartoonist, movie maker, and hero to the American family left specific instructions to be carried out upon his death.
OK.
Do it.
Did he really say this should be done with a chainsaw? Never question him.
The public would never know what mad experiments took place under the Matterhorn that day.
Did it work? I hunger! Bring in the first Cuban child.
Walt Disney must feed! No! No! No, no! No, no! Yes.
Yes! Yes! As the years went by, Disney's power would grow.
He demanded a Disney park be built in Florida so he could be closer to his Cuban food supply.
Sir, I need your approval on these expansion plans.
Busy! Eating! You didn't see anything! You got that? God help me! Ohh! Aw Walt Disney's lust for the flesh of Cuban children was kept under control until one fateful day.
The long journey of Elian Gonzales has finally come to a close.
After being taken by federal agents from his temporary home in Miami little Elian has been reunited with his family in Cuba.
Elian? Elian! No! No! - No! Stop, sir! - Aah! Aah! Elian! Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Uhh! Unh! Ahh! Yaah! Elian! Here I am.
Elian? If it will stop the devastation on my beloved Cuban people I will sacrifice myself to you.
Ahh! Die, American beast! Aah! We must always remember the sacrifices made today by the brave Cuban soldiers whose deaths will not be known outside of Cuba thanks to the American embargo.
I love doing that.
Trash.
Trash.
Not mine.
Garbage.
Garbage.
Not mine.
Ooh! We'll take that.
Huh.
Eee! I got it! I got it! Ohh! Uhh! To be ooh! Ohh! Unh! Ooh! Unh! Uhh! Ow! Hey! - Ow! - Ooh! - Ahh! - Uhh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! - Ooh! - Aah! Unh! Thank you.
Thank you all so much ohh! Oh-ho! - Ba-gawk! - Bock.
We're married.
Hey! Kool-aid! Oh, you oh! Oh, no! We need Voltron! Right away.
Voltron Force, assemble! - Voltron! - Voltron! Oh, shake it, baby! Oh, yeah! Keith, the enemy ships are falling back.
Head's up, team.
- Better form Voltron.
- Right! Pidge, get off! He's holding a weapon! Let me see you work it, work it - Huh? - Huh? Watch you work it, work it Back again, it's the robobeast digger Can't stop bling, can't stop trigger finger Throw away the law, no rhyme on his money spit Cristal bangin', and my paper keep the honeys grinnin' We just got served, team.
- Voltron, represent! - Voltron, represent! Why are you gonna front like a punk that's got that steel? You dat bitch stick your ass on the block tryin' to pay those bills Now drop this bass Six hour force on to get work like Heartbreak Ridge I'm-a punk yo face Wipin' up your blood with the panties that I stole from the Benz Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Back to yo ass, put a dent in a robot Want a wish, get a vacuum robot Shock to the dome, put a block in a robot Six feet under in the grave with a robot Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Ho ho ho ho ho Work it out Let me see you work it, work Get on the floor and work it, work it Are you ever gonna work it, work it? Come on, man, just work it out Let me see you work it, work it I wanna watch you work it, work it Here's a dollar, now work it, work it Just work it out Come on, man, just work it out We're out of moves! Time for a desperation measure, team.
Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Served! Hey, who's laughing now, bi-otch? Huh? Huh? And in other news tonight, Voltron got totally served.
Damn! This is me, and this is Stalin.
We're married.
- I hope you brought protection.
- Yeah.
You are so hot.
Get in here.
The mongoose may be small but he's one of the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.
When the mongoose finally spots its target the strike is precise and deadly.
The president has been shot.
Repeat.
The president has been shot.
No animal is immune from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.
Look at him! He was so friggin' fat.
Some king of the jungle.
He needs a mouse to help.
Uh-oh.
Ow! Ow! OK! Ow! Ow! Aah! Uh, yes, hi.
I'd like to report a domestic disturbance.
But I didn't do anything! Officer, no! He never laid a paw on me.
I swear! You You can't! So single, huh? Truly, the lemming is nature's retard.
To freedom! Let's go back to your place.
Do you have any condoms? Who needs condoms? Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Ow! Ow! A little help? The year is 1966, and Walt Disney is dead.
The beloved cartoonist, movie maker, and hero to the American family left specific instructions to be carried out upon his death.
OK.
Do it.
Did he really say this should be done with a chainsaw? Never question him.
The public would never know what mad experiments took place under the Matterhorn that day.
Did it work? I hunger! Bring in the first Cuban child.
Walt Disney must feed! No! No! No, no! No, no! Yes.
Yes! Yes! As the years went by, Disney's power would grow.
He demanded a Disney park be built in Florida so he could be closer to his Cuban food supply.
Sir, I need your approval on these expansion plans.
Busy! Eating! You didn't see anything! You got that? God help me! Ohh! Aw Walt Disney's lust for the flesh of Cuban children was kept under control until one fateful day.
The long journey of Elian Gonzales has finally come to a close.
After being taken by federal agents from his temporary home in Miami little Elian has been reunited with his family in Cuba.
Elian? Elian! No! No! - No! Stop, sir! - Aah! Aah! Elian! Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Uhh! Unh! Ahh! Yaah! Elian! Here I am.
Elian? If it will stop the devastation on my beloved Cuban people I will sacrifice myself to you.
Ahh! Die, American beast! Aah! We must always remember the sacrifices made today by the brave Cuban soldiers whose deaths will not be known outside of Cuba thanks to the American embargo.
I love doing that.
Trash.
Trash.
Not mine.
Garbage.
Garbage.
Not mine.
Ooh! We'll take that.
Huh.
Eee! I got it! I got it! Ohh! Uhh! To be ooh! Ohh! Unh! Ooh! Unh! Uhh! Ow! Hey! - Ow! - Ooh! - Ahh! - Uhh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! - Ooh! - Aah! Unh! Thank you.
Thank you all so much ohh! Oh-ho! - Ba-gawk! - Bock.