Roboti Aniya (I Am Not A Robot) (2017) s01e05 Episode Script

1 He's highly allergic to human contact.
Is this possible? Aji 3? Are you a robot? It's exactly like a human being, but I'm completely fine.
Send Aji 3 home tomorrow.
I'll keep it for a month.
I have a part-time job for you.
Your part-time job is becoming this robot.
- Ta-da.
- Goodness.
What have you done to me? That's right.
I needed a robot like this.
I'm going to make a private room of my own inside you.
Don't let anyone in.
I'm the only one who's allowed in that room.
I'm going to train you.
And you're going to input my information in your head.
From now on, you need to focus on only me and follow no one else but me.
Input? Input what in my head? The first thing to input is the hierarchy in this house.
(Episode 5) There's a hierarchy among everything that I love in this house.
It's a type of caste system.
Objects in the top hierarchy are named Pretty.
This back scratcher is Pretty One.
This old-fashioned vacuum cleaning robot is Pretty Two.
This vacuum cleaning robot who had its birthday recently is Pretty Three.
I will become Pretty too.
In other words, I'm on the same level as the back scratcher and the vacuum cleaning robots? No, they're above you.
You earn points by making me happy.
Earn as many points as possible so you can be called Pretty and get on their hierarchy level.
Do I have to earn points? Then I'll celebrate your birthday.
What an imbecile.
For all objects, the purchase date is its birthday.
He's such a stupid jerk.
Gosh.
Hurry up.
- It's my turn.
- Hurry.
Don't touch me.
Leave me alone.
- Come on.
- What's wrong? Why is everyone sick? I think it's the curry that we had yesterday.
- It's the curry.
- Curry? - Let me in.
- I'm next.
No way.
Ji A had two packs of it.
Also, there are sacred places in this house.
They're more sacred than the hierarchy.
A castle made of cards.
My cabinet.
This action figure.
That's what gave me a hard time.
You must never touch these sacred objects.
Remember that.
Next, I'll inform you about the design of the house.
Follow me.
Why does my stomach hurt? I didn't even drink last night.
- Hey.
- Come out now.
Let me in.
Hurry up.
Come out now.
I'll kill you if you don't come out soon.
I'll do my best.
I can't guarantee it.
Tell her - to hold it no matter what.
- Okay.
I can't do it.
I failed the mission, sir.
How could you? This is the kitchen.
My goodness.
Okay, that's the bathroom.
What are you doing? What is this room, master? Only I'm allowed in it.
You can't go in.
Come.
Yes, master.
My parents.
Input with care.
That necklace Yes.
It was my mom's favorite necklace.
Some human being stole it.
I should get it soon.
Aji 3, input this.
Your master hates those who deceive others the most.
The people who deceive me pay for it one way or another.
Darn it.
Get out.
- Get out of the way.
- Wait, wait.
- Hey, hey.
- Wait.
- I'm really sorry.
- No! I'm going to die I am glad you are a robot.
You will not deceive me.
Also, save this to your memory.
What shall I name the folder? Who Who is it, master? My old first love.
Shoot.
The new folder is named "Shoot".
What was that noise? Master, you farted.
- I did? - Yes.
- It wasn't me.
- Then was it me? It couldn't be you.
That's why it was you.
Then it was me.
That's strange.
I don't remember farting.
The smell tells me it might not be an ordinary fart.
How about you change your underwear, master? That's strange.
Sorry.
- Wait here.
- Okay.
Aji 3? Your master is not the kind of person who farts just anywhere.
Jo Ji A, hold it in at all costs.
That cursed curry.
I will throw out the whole box.
Where did she go? Who's that? A ghost? What are you doing? Cleaning up, master.
The bathroom's huge.
Oh no, it stinks.
What are you doing? Cleaning up, master.
Did someone strange come in here? No.
That flushing sound.
Was that you? Yes, master.
I never told you to clean this bathroom.
Is Ji A okay? She's not.
- She's in the bathroom.
- What? You.
Is it okay to get your hands wet? You can even wash dishes.
You're a state-of-the-art robot.
Of course.
I even wash dishes.
I'm a state-of-the-art robot.
That's a lie.
You can't deceive me.
Not in my own house.
Does this look like a cleaning solution to you? It says so in French on the label right here.
You speak 15 languages.
Are your sensors broken? Can't you tell just by the smell? Cleaning up with perfume is all the rage these days.
Oh, with a 1,000-dollar perfume? You'll pour this down the toilet? Sorry, the soap alone didn't take away the smell.
This is insane.
Just because your master is rich You.
- You're a bit strange.
- What? How so? That liquid dripping down your cheek.
It looks just like sweat.
Hey.
Get Get off me.
- Good riddance.
- Good What? It's the corset.
The titanium corset.
That must hurt a lot.
That must hurt real bad considering it's real metal.
It's done.
Three-Part Baton will now believe that Ji A is no doubt a robot.
Are your muscles very tense, master? I'm getting a massage because I ache all over because of you.
Shall I adjust the mode? Shall I lend you my robot hands? Aren't I quite useful? What did you do with your useful hands earlier? You caught the bottle of perfume and not me.
Because it was your special, 1,000-dollar perfume.
You, sit down over there.
Listen.
I am a human being.
You are? - A robot.
- Exactly, a robot.
You may look like a human, but you're made of metal.
Your body can become a weapon.
You cannot forget that for a single second.
Think about the situation we were in earlier.
"If I were to fall over here and now," "I would crush my master.
" "I should twist sideways and land next to him.
" Shouldn't you have done that? Physically speaking, the vector of the speed at which I fall is greater than the vector of the speed at which I could avoid you.
It would have been more rational for you to move aside.
That came out so nicely.
I'm so smart.
Why are you talking about physics? I'm talking about the attitude with which you should serve me.
I do not understand what you mean.
Could you tell me again? Should I just sell her? What kind of situation is that? A dog is saving someone.
That's right.
You're equivalent to that dog.
That dog is risking its life for its owner.
Just like that dog, you need to protect me with bravery.
Input this mission into your system.
That dog is saving its owner because the owner showed it love and affection.
You're the one who should show me loyalty first.
Try showing me half the loyalty of that dog.
Only if you love me half as much as that human loves his dog.
"Human"? Wait a minute.
- How did you know that was human? - Because he is.
No, that's not what I mean.
His face looks a bit different.
- Doesn't it look a little weird? - Regardless of how he looks, a human is still human.
Wait here.
What's wrong with him? Aji 3, help me! Aji 3, help! Help! Who am I? Hey.
You recognized that the person on TV was a human being.
Why can't you recognize me? Oh, you're my master.
Oh, you're a cat.
You're a cat.
You're my master.
Cat.
Master.
My master's laughing.
I'll give you 20 points.
You're probably the first one to get points by making me laugh.
I hope you'll always recognize me regardless of how I might change.
Then I promise that I'll cherish and love you.
What's this? What he just said to me is sweet, but it feels like I've become a dog.
If you're ever put in a situation where you can't recognize me, go into that room that I forbid you to enter and open the drawer.
You'll find a syringe inside.
Then follow the emergency procedure and give me an injection.
Then you'll be able to get 500 points in one go, and you'll get to enter the Pretty squad.
What does he mean? I'm done.
It's practically impossible to relieve myself again.
I thought my intestines were going to fall into the toilet.
My goodness.
How can you ask for food as soon as you empty your stomach? We all took turns going to the bathroom.
It'd be nice if you could respect the nature of my intestines.
Forget it.
Lobster.
- Isn't that salmon? - Please don't do this to me.
I want to lie down inside that refrigerator.
My gosh, there's nothing to eat.
What an annoying bourgeois.
- What a psycho.
- I can't believe he just said that.
He must be crazy.
Should I order something for you? I can't eat what others make.
Who knows what might be inside that? He's totally out of his mind.
He's crazy.
This expires tomorrow.
You're out.
Is he out of his mind? - You too.
- Why would he throw that away? - No.
- Don't throw that away.
- This needs to go too.
- I should slap some sense into him.
Gosh, the Korean beef I ordered should be here soon.
What? What's wrong with this? This can't happen.
Hey.
(From President Jo, To Kim Min Kyu) He needs to sprinkle that three times.
- That's going to taste so nice.
- Yes, that's how it should be done.
My gosh, it looks and smells so delicious.
This is the ultimate way to cook stir-fried rice cakes.
- How is your master? - It looks delicious.
What? You're impressive.
Just impressive? Aren't I very impressive? Input me as "Extremely impressive".
I just couldn't show you my skills because I didn't have the chance.
But this is the kind of person I am.
Yes, you're right.
You're extremely impressive, master.
Now, let's give this a try.
This isn't food.
This is art.
It's so soft.
I can't look at this.
This is torturing.
He's probably faking it.
I'm sure it doesn't taste good.
- It's lobster.
- I know.
He put abalone inside.
That says it all.
The long-legged octopus is practically just a decoration.
He's torturing us by stimulating my salivary glands.
We're locked up in here and getting tortured.
Ji A loves food.
I'd eat with you if you were human.
This is sad.
Shut it.
I feel more sad than you do.
I need to finish my mission in order to avoid this torture.
I'll make the perfect atmosphere for you to enjoy your meal.
Please turn on classical music.
Please turn on a great view of the sea.
Good job.
You memorized it well.
You're finally doing your job as a robot.
Turn on the advertisement of KM Financial's start-up support system.
What's that? (KM Financial will support your dream and give you hope.
) - What's that? - That's the advertisement regarding KM Financial's start-up support system.
The winner of 100,000 dollars will be announced soon.
You're even practicing social contribution.
I think you're extremely impressive.
No one's going to win any money.
So just turn it off.
You're the one who executed this.
And it's a promise you made regarding social contribution.
You should keep your word for the company's brand image.
I never started such a petty event.
Some people's lives depend on that petty event.
Those con artists.
"Con artists"? What do they take me for? What do you think? You're a nasty If you don't take part in such petty events, what kind of person are you? Why are you asking me that in the middle of my meal? I need to know you better in order to lure No.
I need to know you better in order to serve you better.
If she only needs to focus on one person, the accuracy of the input will become very high.
And that will allow her to read even the most complicated emotions.
I guess that's what she's trying to do.
Okay, fine.
You can use this chance to input information about me and start having a deep sense of respect.
Let me tell you about myself.
First of all, I'm rich.
I'm really rich.
I have so much money that I don't even feel bad to boast about it.
Is that who you are? Well No, that's not who I am.
I'm the leader that has full control of KM Financial.
Yes, that's right.
I'm the boss.
Is that who you are? Well I guess that's not exactly who I am.
Then what kind of person are you? Listen to me carefully, Aji 3.
I'll tell you who I am.
Well Your master is Well, to explain a little about myself Wait.
I don't think you should be talking to me like this.
Can't you see? Your senior's cleaning the house all by itself.
Look over there.
Hurry up, and clean.
Go help your senior.
Hurry! How dare you slack around? Hurry up, and go.
Okay, master.
My gosh, this is all cold now.
Why did she have to ask me that? Who does he think he is to criticize me? Do you want to know? I won't give a dime to a crook.
Not only did you steal my precious 300 dollars Happy Birthday, Pretty.
You're a psycho for celebrating your robot's birthday.
You have the worst personality ever.
- Gosh.
- No.
Hey! Goodness.
Tell him the battery needs to be charged.
Bring her here.
Only five percent of battery remains.
Switching to standby mode.
Please call me after charging.
I think I let in a crazy dog inside my house.
Is Aji 3 modeled after beagles? She does resemble beagles.
It seems to follow my orders but She ends up doing everything that she wants.
In making things worse, - she's the best.
- She's the best.
Are we in agreement? This feels awkward.
I'm talking about your robot.
I'm frustrated.
You can't be more frustrated than I am.
Aji 3 that I trained was so lovely and obedient.
What happened? Are you saying that I'm the problem? This isn't your fault at all.
The problem is that unpredictable troublemaker.
This is unbelievable.
Someone has enough Korean beef to go to waste.
Life is so unfair.
I'm sorry that we don't have much.
Do you want some Korean beef? Sometimes, she doesn't understand what I tell her.
In my opinion, this is a serious problem.
What do you mean by it doesn't understand? What does Aji 3 do? Between the master and a perfume bottle, the robot chose to save the bottle.
I said that's not good.
I said to save the master instead.
Then she started talking about physics.
- Goodness.
- Also, I explained what to do in an emergency, and she didn't understand at all.
My goodness.
- Hurry up.
- Okay.
When you invite guests, you should check if they're eating well.
He only cares about himself and treats us like dirt.
You said that Aji 3 is capable of sharing emotions.
I don't feel that way at all.
When will she understand me? Is it even possible to share emotions with her? - I must - Those little reconsider signing the contract regarding Aji 3 Where do you keep looking? What I mean by training her is forming a relationship.
Right.
- Relationship.
- Relationship? You said that it's about input.
What you input is the question.
If you simply input information, your relationship with Aji 3 will be like the one between a smart secretary and her boss.
If you input emotions with the information, you'll develop a relationship where you can share emotions with her.
Input my emotions? - This looks amazing.
- It's incredible.
It was my idea.
I built it myself.
Shall we have a meeting to discuss business with your items? Can you stop giving me looks? We're eating food that he'll throw away anyway.
Isn't it better for the environment? Is the beer for the environment too? Alcohol follows meat.
It's the rule of thumb in nature.
I'll do it.
Okay, get ready to eat.
Let's cheer, everyone.
- Gosh.
- Cheers.
I was always curious.
Whose idea was that cheap-looking, pink uniform? You should have made it better.
It's so ugly that it's hard to find.
Are you asking because you don't remember? One pork rinds, please.
Yes, coming.
- More beer, please.
- Okay.
- The meat is so delicious.
- Help yourself.
Try some.
- It's a big piece.
- Thank you.
No, that's enough.
- I didn't order it.
- Someone ordered it for you.
- You probably ate with gusto.
- Really? - Yes.
- That's amazing.
Remember what? Please eat some meat.
Gosh.
Eat one piece at a time.
You aren't the only one.
What about the others? Check, check.
What is happening here? It looks like the exes are getting back together.
It seems that way.
When you live together, love may spark again.
This isn't a horror film.
That sounds awful.
"A horror film"? "Awful"? Am I that terrible to you? What's so awful? We want to erase each other from our pasts.
(How to train beagles) It's becoming a problem.
To solve the problem, I must input emotions to form a relationship.
Relationship? (What is a relationship?) "A relationship is" "planting roots in someone's heart.
" "Planting roots in someone's heart"? Aji 3 doesn't have a heart.
(Episode 6) (Aji 3, Remote Access) Hi, Aji 3.
I love you, master.
How may I help you? Okay.
- Come home.
- Yes, master.
It's a remote control system.
Three-Part Baton asked for it.
So did you sleep well? Yes, master.
You don't ever sleep.
You just got recharged.
What's the weather like? It will be sunny today.
The maximum temperature is 5℃.
Isn't it a great day to go out? KOSPI index.
Today's KOSPI index is 2,530.
67.
It's 1.
87 lower than yesterday.
I recommend you keep your blue-chip stocks and sell some of the rest.
It's really convenient.
The sun is shining so brightly.
Why don't you go out to the park? Forget about going outside.
You deserve a scolding.
Aji 3.
What used to be there? Well A castle made of playing cards.
Why is it not there anymore? - You cleared it away.
- Yes, I cleared it up.
Because a beagle made a mess of the place.
Shall I build another one? You? It took me 15 years to build that one.
15 years? My dad and I started building it together when I was young.
I kept adding more layers until now.
That's why when you toppled it over, I was very angry.
But look.
The sun shines brightly through that window.
I like to sit under this window.
I'd always thought the hall was so dark.
I never thought it was because of the castle.
I want you to input my current face and emotions.
Aji 3.
You brought back the sunlight for the rest of my life.
Your master is very pleased right now.
Stick to being a psychotic jerk.
You're giving me whiplash.
Also Hey.
Make sure you clean every corner.
The most expensive thing here is you.
You cost the most.
Go hide.
You must not come outside.
Butler Sung.
Tell Doctor Hong and his team to stay inside their building and not come out.
Why aren't you hiding? Oh, okay, master.
I used to come here to play with you so often.
Get to the point.
Why did you cancel the deal? I'd like to know seeing as I'm the CEO.
You're the CEO? You should be glad you weren't dismissed.
What's the reason? Mergers and Acquisitions is when you buy something worth 10 dollars for 50 cents and sell it for 5 dollars.
It's stupid to buy a 1-dollar item for 50 cents and sell it for 60.
You got that stupid with Daeyang Shipbuilding.
It wasn't a loss.
We barely covered the labor costs.
By trying extremely hard.
Martin offered to pay double the price.
Oh dear.
Is it still off? The more you open your mouth to speak, - the less you deserve to be a CEO.
- Hey.
- I have my limits.
- Don't hold back.
I never told you to hold back.
Not even once.
Aji 3.
Do you know who they are? (Two Billion Profit) The left is KM Financial's Chairman Hwang Do Won.
The right is KM Financial's CEO Hwang Yoo Cheol.
They are both gentlemen Who says they're gentlemen? That's fake news.
Delete it.
Aji 3.
Input this.
Those two people are your master's archenemies.
The worst of the worst.
Why? It's a long story.
Just input that.
If you ever cross paths with them, you must hide.
You can't let them see you.
Hide well.
Why? Those two people might know you're a robot, and if that's the case, they might destroy you.
Aji 3, can you make coffee? Of course, I worked at cafes for Two coffees in the garden for us.
Social Contribution Team will hire a new head.
CEO Hwang Yoo Cheol will handpick someone unknown.
He's being stupid again.
I'm going to break up the team.
- Next.
- Next is about what you told me to do in secret.
Chairman Hwang used his corporate card at a hotel two days ago.
- And? - Bold Group's CEO, Martin, is staying there right now.
What's my brother doing here? Shall I find out more about Martin? He should be in court.
What's he doing with that nasty jerk? Bring it over.
Thank Hey What's wrong with your hair? The wind is too strong.
Who Aji 3.
Don't you know? I didn't see her last time.
You should say hi now that you've met.
Aji 3, meet Jo Jin Bae, Head of Investigations.
- Hello.
- Hello.
She feels so familiar and lifelike.
Stay there.
Please let me go inside.
Right.
Did you find a way to sue President Jo? No, you told me I didn't have to anymore.
I said that one issue had been solved.
I didn't mean I wouldn't not sue her.
I apologize, sir.
Oh dear.
Do you think you'll last with that kind of a performance? I'm really sorry.
Why are you bowing to him? I shall look into it right away.
Don't do that.
Don't bow to a jerk like him.
That's fine.
She has something that's mine.
If I don't get it, I'll sue her.
Leave it for now.
Yes, sir.
- You can go.
- Okay.
Is someone in there? Can you fix something for me? Why you little Shall I input Jo Jin Bae as a friend or foe? I don't know.
I'm testing him.
Don't file him yet.
Why not? I can tell right away.
Can you? What kind of a person do you think he is? He's honest, hard-working, determined, - really warm-hearted - You're right.
- What? - That's what someone said.
Who said that? (Jo Jin Bae's X-File) I don't know if the person is a spy or a white knight.
(Honest, hard-working, determined) But that's what other people say.
No one knows what he'll be like around me.
Get stripped.
We're going out.
Wear that.
Go on.
I have to change.
I know.
Go ahead.
I can't until you leave.
I'll stay in case you dislocate an arm.
Please leave.
You showed me everything.
Sun Hye, is everyone there? We're coming over.
Be ready.
Turn right here.
Is this it? I don't think it is.
An accident occurred 10 minutes ago.
We're taking an alternative route.
That means we'll take longer to get there.
Why didn't you just ask me? This section is often congested.
Did you just get irritated? Turn right 300m ahead.
Turn right.
It's my company.
Oh dear.
There must be an error in the GPS.
- Who are they? - Take it back.
KM Financial should honor their promise to support entrepreneurs.
- Honor it.
- Honor it.
I think they're protesting.
What do you think it's about? "Host the last stage of the entrepreneur competition"? What a joke.
Why isn't security doing anything? We're a democracy.
People have the right to voice their opinion.
Why are you siding with them? You should side with your master.
A true robot sides with justice.
The Head of the Social Contribution Team embezzled funds.
By taking a rebate from people who wanted funding.
Is that justice? (Fully booked) We haven't met in a while, Director Ye.
Who's she? Your new secretary? (Ye Ri El's father, Shoot) "Shoot"? The photo of two schoolkids? He's that girl's dad? Did you consider investing in Geumho Steel? I buy and sell companies.
I do not invest.
There are always exceptions and variables.
I am very grateful that you sided with me when it came to making business decisions.
Geumho Steel must choose between bankruptcy or a sale.
Your late father chose to expand the company.
You have turned into a man who consumes the company.
No.
I'm sure that my father would be relieved if he saw me now.
Ri El will fly in tomorrow.
For good.
I see.
Excuse me.
Is your father dead? My mom too.
When? 15 years ago.
In a car crash.
Hey, Kim Min Kyu.
- What? - What's with the long face? It needs some ironing.
Is this the Friend Mode? It's a nice day.
Try to smile.
There's no point in trying not to.
That's it, my friend.
Okay.
I'll smile for you.
Not for anyone else.
- Why? - I want to seem intimidating.
Why? So they don't mistreat me.
Who is it? Who dares to mistreat you? Bring them all.
I'll beat them all up.
Aji 3, which is coffee? This is soy sauce.
This is cocoa.
- This is coffee.
- Good.
What's the headline today in The Science magazine? Flubber, a viscoelastic material that has This is the Santa Maria team's robot development program.
Right before Daeyang's Chairman Park died, he met them and got this when they asked for funding.
What exactly is it that you do? You should've told me this existed.
I apologize.
Your father didn't want to put too much of a burden on you.
Who else knows of this? Me, your father, and you.
What's the likelihood of Kim Min Kyu's knowing? Legally, Santa Maria belongs to KM Financial.
There's no reason Director Kim would keep quiet about it.
It would be a great weapon to use against us.
- We did it.
- Santa Maria! I said we'd fix it.
- We did it.
- We did it.
We did it.
Santa Maria did it.
Well done, all of you.
The service people said they'd take a few days.
By the way, why do you need this kind of a machine at home? It's for my employer's safety.
Don't even mention it.
Food waste is nothing.
He got hurt by shards of broken glass.
Once, an employee of a company that my employer sold sent a small ax in the post.
How dare he People he had let go even sent a voodoo doll to curse him.
That's when we got this machine.
Only boxes that are cleared are allowed into the house.
Why is it so itchy? Is my heart about to sprout? Ri El will fly in tomorrow.
For good.
I'm in a taxi.
Yes.
Don't tell him I'm here.
I want it to be a surprise.
Aji 3, stay right here.
You can't come outside this time either.
Okay, master.
Is someone here? Ri El.
My first love.
This house is just like how it used to be 15 years ago.
It's as if this place wasn't affected by time.
Long time no see, Min Kyu.
Long time no see, Ri El.
How do I look? Do I seem more mature? (Ye Ri El, 28) Yes.
You seem very mature.
Her work experience is very impressive.
By the way, I got appointed as the team manager of your company's Social Contribution Team.
So you're the team manager that got recruited by Yoo Cheol.
But to be honest, I decided to work here for another reason.
What do you think that is? Why don't you give it a guess? I don't know.
What is it? My dad wants me to get married to you.
It's obviously because you're rich.
You know that, right? My answer to that proposal is Why not? It's never bad to have a lot of money.
And plus, I know you very well.
It's better to get married to you than to be miserable by getting married to some other rich guy.
Don't you agree? Let's make a deal.
You can give me money and honor.
Then you can be the heir of my father's shares.
But even if this is a marriage of convenience, we should still go on a date.
Let's go on exactly three dates.
If I confirm that I can kiss you, I'm up for this marriage.
What about you? - Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
You should go now.
I have an appointment.
I'll call you.
Master.
Master, are you okay? If you're ever put in a situation where you can't recognize me, go into that room that I forbid you to enter and open the drawer.
You'll find a syringe inside.
Then follow the emergency procedure and give me an injection.
I hope you'll always recognize me regardless of how I might change.
(I Am Not a Robot) Why did the skies leave me so many reminiscent memories? He may or may not be a pervert, but he must not want to send you away.
I'd like to officially introduce myself.
I'm Jo Jin Bae, Ji A's older brother.
I thought that guy was a psycho and a nasty jerk.
You should meet his level and try hitting on him.
My gosh, you're so adorable.
My goodness, how adorable.