See Dad Run (2012) s01e05 Episode Script
See Dad Get Wah-Wah'd
Hey, Hey, hey, you guys, that's enough television for this afternoon.
Oh, wait a minute, that's my TV show.
Joe, put down the book.
You can read later.
Busted, dad! Well, Kyle, I guess you can't bake your cake and eat it too.
Oh! Oh! Daddy, your TV son's funny.
What happened to you? I had such a good time working with This boy Ricky.
- No one like him.
- Hey, dad.
Maybe sometime you and I can wear matching V-Neck sweaters.
And I have a big face you can smush cake in.
That was classic when he went like this, right? Good news, David.
I am no longer a stay-at-Home dad with a stay-at-Home wife.
Marcus, what did you do? The network wants me to write a new TV show from the people who brought you See Dad Run.
Marcus, I don't want to go back to work.
I love my life now.
See, that's the difference between you and me.
I want to go back to work.
And the great thing about this All it needs is the David Hobbs' stamp of approval, and it's on the air.
Wait a minute, you're telling me that that I'm gonna get paid and not have to work? - Yes.
- That's a great job.
And the good thing We're starring your TV son.
No way.
Ricky Adams? Are you kidding me? That's my boy.
I thought you were his boy, Joe.
Weird.
Hey, dad, it's getting a little chilly in here.
I'm gonna go throw on my V-Neck.
Oh.
All you have to do is take one meeting with your boy Ricky, sell him on the idea, and it's a slam dunk.
Let's do it.
All right, what do you got? All right.
Check this out.
A heartwarming family comedy, starring Ricky as a rookie firefighter, raising his four young siblings in the firehouse.
The twist is he puts out more fires with his family than he does in the city.
I like it.
I like it.
Wait a minute.
What if he was a vet in an animal hospital? People love animals.
They do, but me and you, we get kind of freaked out when animals talk, remember? That's right.
Hmm, I wonder where else the kids could wreak comedic havoc in an animal-Free setting.
Hmm.
What about a paint store or a China shop? A courthouse? Boom.
I like what you're doing with the government services.
Keep that going.
Hmm.
Dmv, no.
Police station, done that.
I got it.
I got it.
Firehouse.
- Oh, that's it! - Right? Come on.
- Wow! - Just came to me.
I'm lucky I'm here when those things come to you.
And I'm always here.
How much longer, mommy? Just another minute, sweetie, 'cause mommy loves it when you help her memorize her lines.
Now step back a little further.
Okay.
Okay, a little closer.
Just Mm-hmm.
Perfect.
What are you doing? Buy yourself some reading glasses.
Oh, no, I'm way too young for glasses.
Come on.
No, this is just a a fun thing that Janie and I like to do together.
That's all.
Until my arms get tired, which is now.
Wow.
- Daddy! Dad, dad, dad! Dad, dad! What? What? What? What? Dad, Ricky Adams just tweeted that you're doing a show with Ricky Adams, starring Ricky Adams! You've known Ricky since you were a little girl.
What's the big deal? Yeah, well, up until last year I was into unicorns, and he was just Ricky Adams.
Now I'm not into unicorns, and he is Ricky Adams! Another tweet He's about to meet at David Hobbs' house! Shut the front door! Open the front door! Open the front door! Let me.
Oh.
I get that at home.
Check it out, dad.
Just like Ricky.
Oh, Joe, very cool.
Desperate.
Hey, Ricky.
Hey, blue eyes.
Look at you, all grown up.
Ricky, how ya doin', son? Good to see you, pops.
- What's up, Rick? - 'sup, boss? Yeah, and who are these three distinguished gentlemen? My entourage.
Clyde styles me up, rascal keeps us mobile in the suv, and tubs does security and my taxes.
They have funny names.
You know what, mini Hobbs? I'm gonna call you ladybug.
Now you've got a funny name too.
And look at you kickin' it with your beautiful family.
I'd throw on a V-Neck sweater and move in, but Ricky Adams does not do V-Necks no more.
Yeah.
V-Necks are lame.
Um, Hey, honey, look who's here.
Ricky.
Whoo, mrs.
Hobbs.
You lookin' fine enough to be on the cover of cosmo.
Ricky, you seem different.
You're all grown up.
You mean blown up! - Oh! - Boom! Yeah.
You've got an entourage and swaggering all over the place.
You hire a swagger coach for that? David, if I did have a swag coach, he'd tell me not to admit that I have a swag coach.
So, uh no.
I do not have a swag coach.
Um, okay.
Wh Hey.
How's it going, Ricky? Yo, k-Dawg.
You still working for David? Pssh, you must be a big fan of Star Trek because you are a major Klingon.
- Oh! - No, you didn't! Don't know what you guys are laughing at.
You all got the same job.
Oh, yeah, he di-id! He di-id.
Hey, Ricky, so I heard you're gonna be on Tom Bergeron's talk show on Wednesday.
That's right, you know, - Clyde'll hook you up with tickets.
- Hey, Clyde Hold on.
Isn't wednesday your school museum trip? So unless they're taping at the moca, you can't go.
Fine.
Time to go memorize my lines, so nice seeing you, Ricky.
Let's go, Janie.
But my arms are jell-o.
We'll be there.
Hey, let's talk about the show.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Ricky, have a seat.
Guys, just do what you do.
Okay.
So the network called us, and they said they wanted a show from the people who brought you See Dad Run, and Marcus and I were like, "Yeah, I mean, let's do it.
" see, the network told me they want a show starring Ricky Adams.
Yeah, from the people who brought you See Dad Run.
Starring Ricky Adams.
- From the people who brought - Who are working together to create one big hit show.
- Picture this, Ricky.
- Yeah, here we go.
You are a rookie firefighter raising your four young siblings in the firehouse.
Right, and here's the twist on it.
You put out more fires with your family than you do in the city.
I like it.
Let's see, uh Ha.
Five alarm family, starring Ricky Adams.
From the people who brought you See Dad Run.
Looks like we got a show here.
Absolutely! You are my guys.
Oh, I see you're doing your eye exercises.
Good for you.
Can you sign this? It's a permission slip for my field trip to the museum.
I know what it is.
Ah.
"permission to go to the museum.
" All right.
Granted.
Thanks, mom.
Can't wait to Van gogh.
Check it out, dad.
Got my own entourage, just like Ricky.
Yes.
Very impressive, Joe.
Yeah, I got ladybug on security and sunflower styles me up.
Boop.
I told you, sunflower.
No more stickers.
Just stand there and look pretty.
He thinks I'm pretty! It's Ricky! I got it! Hey, blue eyes.
Got your bergerontickets.
Oh, I cannot use those tickets because of my school field trip, but I will keep them for my scrapbook.
See you there.
Hey, Ricky.
Uh Moe, Larry, and curly.
What's up? David, I've been thinking about the project, and actor to actor, I'm pumped to do a show.
I just want to make sure that it's It's fresher than See Dad Run.
Oh, I see, you want to do a fresh show That gets canceled after six episodes, as opposed to a hit that runs for ten years.
I understand.
I'm just saying that I don't want to do a bunch of corny jokes you see coming a mile away.
You know, the kind that make you want to go, "Wah-Wah.
" of course, Ricky, and neither do I.
Really? 'cause, between you and me, See Dad Run could be a little Wah-Wah.
I thought we had some really funny moments in that show.
No? Like when you scratched my 9 iron, and you put it in the trash compactor, and I pulled it out and I said, "Hey, now I got a 41/2 iron.
" Yeah, that was a little Wah-Wah.
What about the time that we threw a party for you, and we had the house filled with helium balloons, and we literally raised the roof? That was all kinds of Wah-Wah! Yeah, look, Ricky, I'm gonna ask you Nicely.
Stop Stop saying, "Wah-Wah," to me.
David, chill.
It wasn't you, man, it was the show.
The show that made you who you are? Are you kidding me? Man, that show was lucky to have me, and let's be honest.
It should've been called, See Dad Wah-Wah.
Yeah, uh, Rascal, get the door.
Clyde gets the door.
- Whatever.
All right.
Come on.
- Seriously? You're kicking me outta your house.
Check out my new episode.
It's called, "See dad not care who opens the door "Or who starts the suv, now get the Wah-wah outta my house.
" Man, you kicked Ricky out the house? Don't do that! Are you crazy, Marcus? Yes, I kicked him out of the house, Marcus.
I had no choice.
He Wah-Wah'd me.
Well, now he quit the project.
You sound mad.
I am out of a job because someone Wah-Wah'd you? Marcus, seriously, if anybody should be upset, it's me.
I'm the victim here.
You don't Wah-Wah anybody.
That's not cool.
Are you kidding me? On the show, you would do it to me all the time.
Really? That doesn't sound like me.
"So much time, so little chicken Fried Rice.
" Wah-Wah.
All right, David.
When you come in and find the terrarium open, how 'bout you say, "who let the frogs out?" Wah-Wah.
"Honey, I refuse to ask directions from anyone.
Even the onstar lady.
" Wah-Wah.
That was different, man.
Come on.
That was me and you doing our thing.
When Ricky did it, it was just hurtful to me.
Once again, it's all about you, isn't it? We established that years ago.
Where are you going? Honey, I'm telling you, I think you need to apologize to Marcus.
Nah, we used to fight in the show all the time, and the next day, it'd be forgotten.
Because you were the star of the show.
He had to forgive you.
There's no star in friendship, David.
Well, not technically, but we all know.
Dad, what were you thinking? You don't kick Ricky Adams out of anywhere.
He has been on 25 covers of teen fan magazine! Emily, take it easy.
First of all, this boy is not the boy you remember, okay? He's changed, all right? I mean, show business has gone to his head.
He's full of himself.
Uh, hello, black pot.
I'd like to introduce you to kettle.
There's no way my head is as big as his.
Come on! And for the record, I've been on 87 covers.
That's not counting the one that I had to share with rob Lowe.
Who's ready for carpool? Hey, Marcus.
Looking good this morning.
Emily, you ready? Mary's already in the car.
Oh, I cannot get out of here soon enough.
Me neither.
Have a nice day, Amy.
Hey, Marcus, look, I'm really sorry for for Ricky's bad behavior.
Ricky killed the project.
So, you know, I'm sorry that it was all his fault.
David, I know it's impossible for you to apologize, so I accept that you think that you just apologized.
You know, he says he did, honey, but I don't think he accepted my apology.
Good for you.
You picked up on that.
- Oh, Mr.
Hobbs.
- Yeah.
Jordan Sanchez.
I'm a big fan.
Hey.
Jordan Sanchez, man.
I just saw your movie.
I loved it.
Wife had to drag me to it, but it did make me cry.
Well, thanks.
You know, truth is I'd love to do a TV show like yours.
You know, something funny with heart, good for the whole family.
Ah.
You know, I like you, Jordan.
Mostly 'cause you like me.
- Classic.
You're the master.
- Thank you, man.
I'll see you.
You have a good show.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Oh, hey, Ricky.
- Oh, David.
- What brings you here? - Well, listen.
Look, I want to make things right, okay? I want this project to move forward.
David.
David, you really don't need to apologize to me.
I don't? So you'll do it? Didn't say that.
See, you didn't just insult me, you insulted my boys.
Oh.
Oh, I You want me to apologize to your boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hey, you know what? I got a great idea.
Why don't we do the apology on the show? America will eat it up.
What do you think? Just don't make it a Wah-Wah.
Oh, no, you didn't! Oh, boy, you got me.
Back there with the hat, you di-Id.
How lucky am I that my mom can't see? She signed a doctor's note that said I'm allergic to art.
So you think Ricky's here yet? Oh, he is here.
And so is my mom.
Why are we here? Marcus, all David told me was he wanted to make it up to you.
With tickets to Tom Bergeron? I'd rather go to dancing with the stars.
That show is so glamorous.
Hey, what do you think you're doing? I am just trying to get past to host my show.
Well, keep it moving, Buddy! No, no, no, no, no, this is Tom Bergeron.
I'm sorry, Mr.
Tom Bergeron.
I'm Joe Hobbs, this is my entourage.
Hi, Joe.
I have an entourage too.
Three ex-Wives.
Their names are Mercedes, beach house, and alimony.
Worst entourage ever.
Boop.
Welcome back.
Welcome back to Bergeron.
My guests today of course, Jordan Sanchez and Ricky Adams.
Ricky, ten seasons of See Dad Run.
Do you miss it? I miss hanging with the cast and crew.
I learned a lot from those good people.
Good to know.
We have a special surprise for you.
The star of See Dad Run, please welcome Mr.
David Hobbs.
- Thank you, thank you, Tom! - Hey, Buddy.
How you doing? - Good to see you.
- Pops.
Ricky, what's happening? - Good to have you here, David.
- Good to be here, Tom.
Last time I saw you, you were kicking in a 3-Foot putt.
And I mean literally kicking it in.
You didn't think I saw you, but I did.
Very nice, David, very nice.
So how has life been since See Dad Run? I know how your golf game is, Mr.
Mulligan.
Touche.
Uh, my life is great, Tom.
I'm really enjoying hanging out with my family, my wife and kids, you know.
And I realized that it was time for me to step aside and let Somebody else shine.
Thanks, David.
You know, that's big of you.
Yeah, which is why right now I'm putting together a new show.
Really? And I'm really excited about it, yeah, it's a great idea.
It's about a rookie fireman who raises his four siblings in the firehouse.
And I've got the perfect star for it.
Oh, come on, David.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
- Jordan Sanchez.
- Hey! - What? - Right? David, I'd be honored to do a show with you.
Cool, man.
Excellent.
In fact, I'd do anything with the people who brought us See Dad Run.
Wait, hold on a second.
You can't do that, okay? That's my show, starring me, Ricky Adams.
Well, Ricky, that's not your project.
That's Marcus barnes' project, the man behind the idea, the man behind all the ideas.
In fact, Marcus was head writer on See Dad Runfor ten years, and he had to put up with me.
And tonight he's here as my best friend.
Stand up, Marcus.
Thank you, Tom, and thank you, David.
Your words mean a lot to me.
He still didn't apologize, though.
"Best friend" Thing is as good as it gets.
Oh.
And that's how TV shows are made, Ricky.
Wah-Wah.
- I can't believe we missed the whole show.
At least we can say hi to Ricky.
Hey, Ricky.
Sorry we missed the show.
Can we please get a picture? What, are you kidding me? Get out of my face.
Clyde, get the door.
But it's me.
Blue eyes.
Yo, is she still yappin' at me? Let's get outta here, em.
No, wait.
I have to talk to my dad.
Daddy.
Emily? What are you doing here? Are you okay? Dad, I'm really sorry.
For lying about going to the museum? Yes, but more than that.
I'm sorry about what I said.
You're nothing like Ricky.
You care about people, dad.
Oh.
Oh.
Thank you, sweetheart.
- Uh-oh.
- What is it? Is mrs.
Magoo coming up behind us? Yeah.
But I'm ready to face the music for lying.
All right, Well, uh no internet for a week.
What? I didn't kill someone.
Between me and mrs.
Magoo, take your pick.
Fine.
Cover me.
Did I just see Emily? Wow.
You really do need glasses.
- Happy? - Hey! Look at you with those.
You should be on the cover of cosmo.
All right, guys.
My entourage isn't working out.
I'm sorry, dad, I'm never gonna be anything like Ricky.
Wait a minute.
Is that what this was all about, Joe? Come here.
You know, Ricky wishes that he was half the man you are.
And I would be proud to be your entourage.
Really? - Yeah.
Go grab me a soda.
- Awesome!
Oh, wait a minute, that's my TV show.
Joe, put down the book.
You can read later.
Busted, dad! Well, Kyle, I guess you can't bake your cake and eat it too.
Oh! Oh! Daddy, your TV son's funny.
What happened to you? I had such a good time working with This boy Ricky.
- No one like him.
- Hey, dad.
Maybe sometime you and I can wear matching V-Neck sweaters.
And I have a big face you can smush cake in.
That was classic when he went like this, right? Good news, David.
I am no longer a stay-at-Home dad with a stay-at-Home wife.
Marcus, what did you do? The network wants me to write a new TV show from the people who brought you See Dad Run.
Marcus, I don't want to go back to work.
I love my life now.
See, that's the difference between you and me.
I want to go back to work.
And the great thing about this All it needs is the David Hobbs' stamp of approval, and it's on the air.
Wait a minute, you're telling me that that I'm gonna get paid and not have to work? - Yes.
- That's a great job.
And the good thing We're starring your TV son.
No way.
Ricky Adams? Are you kidding me? That's my boy.
I thought you were his boy, Joe.
Weird.
Hey, dad, it's getting a little chilly in here.
I'm gonna go throw on my V-Neck.
Oh.
All you have to do is take one meeting with your boy Ricky, sell him on the idea, and it's a slam dunk.
Let's do it.
All right, what do you got? All right.
Check this out.
A heartwarming family comedy, starring Ricky as a rookie firefighter, raising his four young siblings in the firehouse.
The twist is he puts out more fires with his family than he does in the city.
I like it.
I like it.
Wait a minute.
What if he was a vet in an animal hospital? People love animals.
They do, but me and you, we get kind of freaked out when animals talk, remember? That's right.
Hmm, I wonder where else the kids could wreak comedic havoc in an animal-Free setting.
Hmm.
What about a paint store or a China shop? A courthouse? Boom.
I like what you're doing with the government services.
Keep that going.
Hmm.
Dmv, no.
Police station, done that.
I got it.
I got it.
Firehouse.
- Oh, that's it! - Right? Come on.
- Wow! - Just came to me.
I'm lucky I'm here when those things come to you.
And I'm always here.
How much longer, mommy? Just another minute, sweetie, 'cause mommy loves it when you help her memorize her lines.
Now step back a little further.
Okay.
Okay, a little closer.
Just Mm-hmm.
Perfect.
What are you doing? Buy yourself some reading glasses.
Oh, no, I'm way too young for glasses.
Come on.
No, this is just a a fun thing that Janie and I like to do together.
That's all.
Until my arms get tired, which is now.
Wow.
- Daddy! Dad, dad, dad! Dad, dad! What? What? What? What? Dad, Ricky Adams just tweeted that you're doing a show with Ricky Adams, starring Ricky Adams! You've known Ricky since you were a little girl.
What's the big deal? Yeah, well, up until last year I was into unicorns, and he was just Ricky Adams.
Now I'm not into unicorns, and he is Ricky Adams! Another tweet He's about to meet at David Hobbs' house! Shut the front door! Open the front door! Open the front door! Let me.
Oh.
I get that at home.
Check it out, dad.
Just like Ricky.
Oh, Joe, very cool.
Desperate.
Hey, Ricky.
Hey, blue eyes.
Look at you, all grown up.
Ricky, how ya doin', son? Good to see you, pops.
- What's up, Rick? - 'sup, boss? Yeah, and who are these three distinguished gentlemen? My entourage.
Clyde styles me up, rascal keeps us mobile in the suv, and tubs does security and my taxes.
They have funny names.
You know what, mini Hobbs? I'm gonna call you ladybug.
Now you've got a funny name too.
And look at you kickin' it with your beautiful family.
I'd throw on a V-Neck sweater and move in, but Ricky Adams does not do V-Necks no more.
Yeah.
V-Necks are lame.
Um, Hey, honey, look who's here.
Ricky.
Whoo, mrs.
Hobbs.
You lookin' fine enough to be on the cover of cosmo.
Ricky, you seem different.
You're all grown up.
You mean blown up! - Oh! - Boom! Yeah.
You've got an entourage and swaggering all over the place.
You hire a swagger coach for that? David, if I did have a swag coach, he'd tell me not to admit that I have a swag coach.
So, uh no.
I do not have a swag coach.
Um, okay.
Wh Hey.
How's it going, Ricky? Yo, k-Dawg.
You still working for David? Pssh, you must be a big fan of Star Trek because you are a major Klingon.
- Oh! - No, you didn't! Don't know what you guys are laughing at.
You all got the same job.
Oh, yeah, he di-id! He di-id.
Hey, Ricky, so I heard you're gonna be on Tom Bergeron's talk show on Wednesday.
That's right, you know, - Clyde'll hook you up with tickets.
- Hey, Clyde Hold on.
Isn't wednesday your school museum trip? So unless they're taping at the moca, you can't go.
Fine.
Time to go memorize my lines, so nice seeing you, Ricky.
Let's go, Janie.
But my arms are jell-o.
We'll be there.
Hey, let's talk about the show.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Ricky, have a seat.
Guys, just do what you do.
Okay.
So the network called us, and they said they wanted a show from the people who brought you See Dad Run, and Marcus and I were like, "Yeah, I mean, let's do it.
" see, the network told me they want a show starring Ricky Adams.
Yeah, from the people who brought you See Dad Run.
Starring Ricky Adams.
- From the people who brought - Who are working together to create one big hit show.
- Picture this, Ricky.
- Yeah, here we go.
You are a rookie firefighter raising your four young siblings in the firehouse.
Right, and here's the twist on it.
You put out more fires with your family than you do in the city.
I like it.
Let's see, uh Ha.
Five alarm family, starring Ricky Adams.
From the people who brought you See Dad Run.
Looks like we got a show here.
Absolutely! You are my guys.
Oh, I see you're doing your eye exercises.
Good for you.
Can you sign this? It's a permission slip for my field trip to the museum.
I know what it is.
Ah.
"permission to go to the museum.
" All right.
Granted.
Thanks, mom.
Can't wait to Van gogh.
Check it out, dad.
Got my own entourage, just like Ricky.
Yes.
Very impressive, Joe.
Yeah, I got ladybug on security and sunflower styles me up.
Boop.
I told you, sunflower.
No more stickers.
Just stand there and look pretty.
He thinks I'm pretty! It's Ricky! I got it! Hey, blue eyes.
Got your bergerontickets.
Oh, I cannot use those tickets because of my school field trip, but I will keep them for my scrapbook.
See you there.
Hey, Ricky.
Uh Moe, Larry, and curly.
What's up? David, I've been thinking about the project, and actor to actor, I'm pumped to do a show.
I just want to make sure that it's It's fresher than See Dad Run.
Oh, I see, you want to do a fresh show That gets canceled after six episodes, as opposed to a hit that runs for ten years.
I understand.
I'm just saying that I don't want to do a bunch of corny jokes you see coming a mile away.
You know, the kind that make you want to go, "Wah-Wah.
" of course, Ricky, and neither do I.
Really? 'cause, between you and me, See Dad Run could be a little Wah-Wah.
I thought we had some really funny moments in that show.
No? Like when you scratched my 9 iron, and you put it in the trash compactor, and I pulled it out and I said, "Hey, now I got a 41/2 iron.
" Yeah, that was a little Wah-Wah.
What about the time that we threw a party for you, and we had the house filled with helium balloons, and we literally raised the roof? That was all kinds of Wah-Wah! Yeah, look, Ricky, I'm gonna ask you Nicely.
Stop Stop saying, "Wah-Wah," to me.
David, chill.
It wasn't you, man, it was the show.
The show that made you who you are? Are you kidding me? Man, that show was lucky to have me, and let's be honest.
It should've been called, See Dad Wah-Wah.
Yeah, uh, Rascal, get the door.
Clyde gets the door.
- Whatever.
All right.
Come on.
- Seriously? You're kicking me outta your house.
Check out my new episode.
It's called, "See dad not care who opens the door "Or who starts the suv, now get the Wah-wah outta my house.
" Man, you kicked Ricky out the house? Don't do that! Are you crazy, Marcus? Yes, I kicked him out of the house, Marcus.
I had no choice.
He Wah-Wah'd me.
Well, now he quit the project.
You sound mad.
I am out of a job because someone Wah-Wah'd you? Marcus, seriously, if anybody should be upset, it's me.
I'm the victim here.
You don't Wah-Wah anybody.
That's not cool.
Are you kidding me? On the show, you would do it to me all the time.
Really? That doesn't sound like me.
"So much time, so little chicken Fried Rice.
" Wah-Wah.
All right, David.
When you come in and find the terrarium open, how 'bout you say, "who let the frogs out?" Wah-Wah.
"Honey, I refuse to ask directions from anyone.
Even the onstar lady.
" Wah-Wah.
That was different, man.
Come on.
That was me and you doing our thing.
When Ricky did it, it was just hurtful to me.
Once again, it's all about you, isn't it? We established that years ago.
Where are you going? Honey, I'm telling you, I think you need to apologize to Marcus.
Nah, we used to fight in the show all the time, and the next day, it'd be forgotten.
Because you were the star of the show.
He had to forgive you.
There's no star in friendship, David.
Well, not technically, but we all know.
Dad, what were you thinking? You don't kick Ricky Adams out of anywhere.
He has been on 25 covers of teen fan magazine! Emily, take it easy.
First of all, this boy is not the boy you remember, okay? He's changed, all right? I mean, show business has gone to his head.
He's full of himself.
Uh, hello, black pot.
I'd like to introduce you to kettle.
There's no way my head is as big as his.
Come on! And for the record, I've been on 87 covers.
That's not counting the one that I had to share with rob Lowe.
Who's ready for carpool? Hey, Marcus.
Looking good this morning.
Emily, you ready? Mary's already in the car.
Oh, I cannot get out of here soon enough.
Me neither.
Have a nice day, Amy.
Hey, Marcus, look, I'm really sorry for for Ricky's bad behavior.
Ricky killed the project.
So, you know, I'm sorry that it was all his fault.
David, I know it's impossible for you to apologize, so I accept that you think that you just apologized.
You know, he says he did, honey, but I don't think he accepted my apology.
Good for you.
You picked up on that.
- Oh, Mr.
Hobbs.
- Yeah.
Jordan Sanchez.
I'm a big fan.
Hey.
Jordan Sanchez, man.
I just saw your movie.
I loved it.
Wife had to drag me to it, but it did make me cry.
Well, thanks.
You know, truth is I'd love to do a TV show like yours.
You know, something funny with heart, good for the whole family.
Ah.
You know, I like you, Jordan.
Mostly 'cause you like me.
- Classic.
You're the master.
- Thank you, man.
I'll see you.
You have a good show.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Oh, hey, Ricky.
- Oh, David.
- What brings you here? - Well, listen.
Look, I want to make things right, okay? I want this project to move forward.
David.
David, you really don't need to apologize to me.
I don't? So you'll do it? Didn't say that.
See, you didn't just insult me, you insulted my boys.
Oh.
Oh, I You want me to apologize to your boys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hey, you know what? I got a great idea.
Why don't we do the apology on the show? America will eat it up.
What do you think? Just don't make it a Wah-Wah.
Oh, no, you didn't! Oh, boy, you got me.
Back there with the hat, you di-Id.
How lucky am I that my mom can't see? She signed a doctor's note that said I'm allergic to art.
So you think Ricky's here yet? Oh, he is here.
And so is my mom.
Why are we here? Marcus, all David told me was he wanted to make it up to you.
With tickets to Tom Bergeron? I'd rather go to dancing with the stars.
That show is so glamorous.
Hey, what do you think you're doing? I am just trying to get past to host my show.
Well, keep it moving, Buddy! No, no, no, no, no, this is Tom Bergeron.
I'm sorry, Mr.
Tom Bergeron.
I'm Joe Hobbs, this is my entourage.
Hi, Joe.
I have an entourage too.
Three ex-Wives.
Their names are Mercedes, beach house, and alimony.
Worst entourage ever.
Boop.
Welcome back.
Welcome back to Bergeron.
My guests today of course, Jordan Sanchez and Ricky Adams.
Ricky, ten seasons of See Dad Run.
Do you miss it? I miss hanging with the cast and crew.
I learned a lot from those good people.
Good to know.
We have a special surprise for you.
The star of See Dad Run, please welcome Mr.
David Hobbs.
- Thank you, thank you, Tom! - Hey, Buddy.
How you doing? - Good to see you.
- Pops.
Ricky, what's happening? - Good to have you here, David.
- Good to be here, Tom.
Last time I saw you, you were kicking in a 3-Foot putt.
And I mean literally kicking it in.
You didn't think I saw you, but I did.
Very nice, David, very nice.
So how has life been since See Dad Run? I know how your golf game is, Mr.
Mulligan.
Touche.
Uh, my life is great, Tom.
I'm really enjoying hanging out with my family, my wife and kids, you know.
And I realized that it was time for me to step aside and let Somebody else shine.
Thanks, David.
You know, that's big of you.
Yeah, which is why right now I'm putting together a new show.
Really? And I'm really excited about it, yeah, it's a great idea.
It's about a rookie fireman who raises his four siblings in the firehouse.
And I've got the perfect star for it.
Oh, come on, David.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
- Jordan Sanchez.
- Hey! - What? - Right? David, I'd be honored to do a show with you.
Cool, man.
Excellent.
In fact, I'd do anything with the people who brought us See Dad Run.
Wait, hold on a second.
You can't do that, okay? That's my show, starring me, Ricky Adams.
Well, Ricky, that's not your project.
That's Marcus barnes' project, the man behind the idea, the man behind all the ideas.
In fact, Marcus was head writer on See Dad Runfor ten years, and he had to put up with me.
And tonight he's here as my best friend.
Stand up, Marcus.
Thank you, Tom, and thank you, David.
Your words mean a lot to me.
He still didn't apologize, though.
"Best friend" Thing is as good as it gets.
Oh.
And that's how TV shows are made, Ricky.
Wah-Wah.
- I can't believe we missed the whole show.
At least we can say hi to Ricky.
Hey, Ricky.
Sorry we missed the show.
Can we please get a picture? What, are you kidding me? Get out of my face.
Clyde, get the door.
But it's me.
Blue eyes.
Yo, is she still yappin' at me? Let's get outta here, em.
No, wait.
I have to talk to my dad.
Daddy.
Emily? What are you doing here? Are you okay? Dad, I'm really sorry.
For lying about going to the museum? Yes, but more than that.
I'm sorry about what I said.
You're nothing like Ricky.
You care about people, dad.
Oh.
Oh.
Thank you, sweetheart.
- Uh-oh.
- What is it? Is mrs.
Magoo coming up behind us? Yeah.
But I'm ready to face the music for lying.
All right, Well, uh no internet for a week.
What? I didn't kill someone.
Between me and mrs.
Magoo, take your pick.
Fine.
Cover me.
Did I just see Emily? Wow.
You really do need glasses.
- Happy? - Hey! Look at you with those.
You should be on the cover of cosmo.
All right, guys.
My entourage isn't working out.
I'm sorry, dad, I'm never gonna be anything like Ricky.
Wait a minute.
Is that what this was all about, Joe? Come here.
You know, Ricky wishes that he was half the man you are.
And I would be proud to be your entourage.
Really? - Yeah.
Go grab me a soda.
- Awesome!