Selling the OC (2022) s01e05 Episode Script

1
[upbeat music playing]
You want a coffee?
-I got one, babe, thank you.
-[dog barks]
Hey, Moose.
-[Austin] Hey.
-What's up?
How you feeling?
How are you? You look fresh!
-[Brandi] Do I? Because I am tired.
-Yeah!
-Are you guys tired?
-You don't look tired. I am.
That was exhausting. I felt like a kid.
As soon as I got home, I was like
-I needed to go to bed immediately.
-[Austin laughs]
-[Polly] Last night at Javier's got crazy.
-Are you all hungover?
I'm not hungover, I'm just tired.
Just exhausted, I feel like
I was working out all day.
-Are you not hydrating, Polly?
-We spent No.
[Sean] Do you know of an off-market
or pocket listing?
I have a client,
they're looking for a 13 million max.
-Four bedroom, four bath.
-What about my Strand property?
-What's the price?
-For ten.
-What your client's budget was? Yeah, 13.
-Can you send it to me?
It's new construction, they just built it.
It's got five bedrooms
and a mother-in-law, like, quarter.
That seems something down their alley.
So, I'd I'd love to look into it.
[Alex] Food's here.
-Oh, thank Christ.
-Oh, finally.
-Starving.
-[Sean] Yes.
Lunch time!
-Come on, Moose man.
-Come on, Moose doggy dog.
Take one and pass.
I didn't think you need any.
-What'd you get?
-[Brandi] Salad dressing. What's this?
-[Polly] Quiche.
-That's
[Brandi] The after party
went really hard last night.
[Sean] Yeah, Kayla was totally wasted.
Yeah, I agree.
We're all in agreement, I think.
I'm so fucking offended
by Kayla's behavior last night.
[Brandi] What happened?
[Polly] After a few drinks,
she, you know, tries to make out
with the married men in the office.
[Alex] What? What do you mean?
She, like, genuinely tried to kiss me.
[Austin] Oh, wow.
-[Alex] Are you serious?
-Yeah.
-[Brandi] She needs to stop drinking.
-It's happened in front of me, twice.
-[Austin] You were there?
-Real like Twice!
Oh, wow.
[Polly] It's so triggering for me.
Obviously, my marriage ended
-by third parties coming in.
-[Sean] With your marriage,
this is something that's very sensitive.
[Polly] Every single time we go out
it's a reminder of, "This is not okay."
It knocks me sick, to be honest.
[Polly]
Seeing Kayla go after Tyler last night
is not only disrespectful
to Tyler and Tyler's marriage,
but also disrespectful to me.
My husband cheated on me,
and that's why my marriage ended.
So to see you running around
trying to be the other woman,
it's
honestly despicable behavior.
Honestly, I feel like if I'd gone for it,
I would've ripped her fucking head off.
The way she did it though,
like, she's literally saying,
"No one has to know."
-That's where
-You don't go there.
She said, "No one has to know" to you?
Yeah, that's crossing a big line.
Kayla's coming on to a coworker,
and a married man.
Not okay. Not okay.
And putting us all in the middle of it,
to bear witness.
She does cross a certain line,
and out of respect for me,
and then, you know, out of the respect
that I have for my wife and myself,
it's not something I need to be around,
and I'm gonna separate myself from it.
You shouldn't have to remove yourself.
-She should be removed.
-We want you there over her.
-Makes us uncomfortable.
-[Polly] Inappropriate,
-it's wrong, and it's fucked up.
-[Tyler] Yeah.
You don't fuck with people's marriages.
You don't.
Generally, I'm pretty reserved,
and I would say, like, a nice guy.
So this situation
is kind of out of my comfort zone,
but I do just kind of need
to avoid Kayla for the time being
and remove myself from social situations.
It sounds like it's alcohol.
Am I tripping?
-Not an excuse.
-[Tyler] No.
-It is though.
-No, it's not an excuse at all,
but maybe someone needs to sit down
and have an intervention?
We're not babysitters.
It's not our responsibility,
but I'm saying
-Stay home if you can't control yourself.
-Yeah.
If it's not Tyler, it's gonna be you,
and if not you, it's gonna be Sean.
It's still gonna happen if she goes out.
And then she cries
that she doesn't have any friends,
and it's like, "I wonder why?"
I wonder why you don't have any friends.
Yeah.
Trying to hit on all their husbands.
You are a husband fucker.
[intense music playing]
I want it ♪
I want it all ♪
Here it is!
Everything that glitters
Everything that shines ♪
I want the world
And I'm gonna make it mine ♪
[Alex] This is the type of property
I want to show Jason
because I want to impress him,
first and foremost.
He has very high expectations
for all of us, and I mean business.
I want to be taken seriously.
I want it all ♪
I want it all ♪
No matter how big or small ♪
[Jason]
That is iconic California coastline.
[Alex] I agree. It's just beautiful.
-Let's go see the house.
-Okay.
Everything that sparkles
And everything that glows ♪
I want the silver, I want the gold ♪
[Jason] Shit, this is a nice office.
[Alex] I would read a book
if this was my office. [laughs]
-This is the primary bedroom above us?
-Right above it.
[Jason] That's cool. God, I love how
it's perched on this cliff.
-Holy shit.
-[Alex] I know.
[Jason] Honestly, it's the coolest-located
house I've ever seen.
You know how high up we are?
-We're 100 feet off the ground.
-[Alex] Look! Look!
[Jason] This isn't legal in L.A.
[Alex] Look. Probably couldn't
even build this anymore.
[Jason] Oh, my God, that's freaky.
[Alex laughing] I know!
-Oh, shit!
-Oh, my God!
There go your sunglasses.
Oh, my God. Jason!
-[Jason] Fuck.
-No!
[Jason] They're in the tree down there.
-You're never getting those back.
-Son of a
I'm gonna be sick
if I look over any farther.
-Oh, my God. It would've been my phone.
-They weren't that expensive, but still.
At least it wasn't your watch.
Exactly. Thank you.
Way to put a positive spin on it.
Actually, I have three pairs of those,
because I like them so much.
[Alex] I have to show you what this does.
The bed? It turns, obviously.
Jason! Don't ruin it!
What else would it do?
It's like that Austin Powers movie.
-[Alex] Okay. Wait.
-Okay, go!
-Okay, ready?
-Wait, nothing weird is gonna?
Oh, damn.
Damn, that is fucking sick. [laughs]
-Is that worth 106 million? [laughs]
-[laughs]
-105, anyway.
-Okay. Okay.
[Jason] That is wild.
[Alex] Let's go see the rest.
[Jason]
Let's go check out the tennis court.
-To the tennis courts.
-All right.
Let's go ♪
Let's fly ♪
I do it big
Living the life ♪
Big Big Life ♪
[Jason] Oh, shit! This is cool.
It's a north-south court,
which is what you want.
That way, neither player
gets the sun in their eyes.
Do you play tennis?
-I mean, I can beat you.
-Okay.
[Alex] This is the only private
tennis court in all of Laguna Beach.
[Jason] That's impressive.
Living the big big life ♪
[Jason] Thanks for getting me in here.
This is the exact type of property
I want us showing and selling.
Yeah. I'm happy.
And honestly, I'm happy to get in
before it goes on the market.
I can go to my clients,
talk to them about this,
and they have an in.
Yeah, this is the stuff
I want to be focusing on.
We've got a name to uphold,
and make our mark here in Orange County.
And I know that there's a lot of pressure.
I just took this new listing
with Kayla in Laguna.
But there's just
I don't know if you know
the drama that's going on at the office.
-I don't think so.
-Very uncomfortable, awkward drama.
Are you gonna tell me?
There's, like, this whole thing
going on with Kayla,
and she's been trying
to kiss Tyler multiple times.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Uh Not what I wanted to hear.
I'm not coming here to tattletale, I just
I don't even know what to really do.
It's been hard to separate my business
from my personal life or emotional side,
and I've never been put in this position
in a professional setting.
It's just selfish behavior,
and I can't fucking stand it.
You know, we're new down here,
and Orange County is a small place.
This is not the type of reputation
that I need any of my agents to have.
So if it happens in a professional
environment or if Tyler comes up to me,
I will get involved.
If neither of those happen, I hope that
she realizes that that's disrespectful
[Alex] She knows.
to his wife and to him
and to everyone in the office.
These views are
What postcards are made of  ♪
These shoes
Are what's heatin' up the floor ♪
These grooves 
Are what gives my heart flavor ♪
So come fly with me on the way down ♪
-Down for it, love it.
-I'd love to sell those homes on the hill.
I know it's a little further
from the office
Look at this bird.
Sorry, I can't concentrate. I'm terrified.
Oh!
-[Lauren] Are you okay?
-[Brandi] I'm like, I can't.
-[Lauren] Want me to shoo it away?
-No!
Because he's gonna fly and his
Oh, my God! Get away.
Lauren, oh, my God, he's inching closer.
-Shoo! Go! Go away!
-You're gonna make him fly over here.
-I can't.
-Go.
-Go away! Go away!
-I can't.
I mean, this is his home,
or her home, like, I get it,
but they're just way too big for me.
[Lauren] Do they have genitals?
Are they male?
They have to because
they have to reproduce. [laughs]
-Can you flip it over and see?
-Are they GMO, are they clones?
I don't know! Is that far enough
away for you now? I think it left.
I'm gonna keep one eye
How's everything? You were prospecting.
-Were you in the office or at home?
-Oh, yeah, I was in the office.
So we're all sitting down
at the lunch table
Who's there?
It was me, Polly, Tyler, Sean,
Alex Hall was there, and Austin.
Eating lunch, and Polly, she was pissed
that Kayla always makes
the men in the office feel uncomfortable.
-Trying to sleep with people's husbands.
-Takes a lot to make Polly pissed.
It was obvious it was a trigger to Polly,
-like, she was very triggered.
-Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I was just like, "Damn, Kayla."
You know what I mean? I'm like
-Oh, my gosh.
-Yeah.
All of us, I'm sure you have too,
all of us have had that chick
that's in the background
-Yes.
-that wanted to get your man.
You know what I mean? And sometimes,
like in Polly's case, they succeed!
I've heard she gets
pretty flirty in general.
Polly was really upset.
I got frustrated and mad, just because
it changes the dynamic of our office now.
Once again, it's Kayla being selfish
because she's putting her own wants,
wanting to flirt, wanting to hook up
with somebody at the end of the night,
-before what's really important, like
-Yeah. That's not okay.
Later, when I was home from work,
guess who calls my phone?
No, not Kayla.
-Kayla called my phone.
-Stop!
Okay, so then what did you say?
As soon as I answer,
she was like, "What's going on?"
And I said, "You tell me what's going on."
"Are you trying to mess with
the married men in our office?"
I mean, rip the Band-Aid off, girl.
-[laughs]
-What did she say?
"What? People know about that?"
Oh, my God!
-And I was like
-Are you kidding me?
She was more concerned about who said it.
-I was like, "Polly."
-Yeah.
She was just like, "Why is Polly
mentioning anything about me?"
That was her concern?
It's like, "Girl."
I'm happy to be a neutral party
in the whole situation.
But I won't bringing my man around.
Let's just say that.
-A side of fries for you.
-Thank you.
Thank you. We needed a pick-me-up
after this conversation.
Thank you.
-[server] Salad.
-Thanks.
-[Lauren] Beautiful, thanks.
-You're welcome.
I'm kind of glad
I got to talk to Kayla, honestly.
Because I'm not the type to just sit back
and watch all of this stuff happening
and when you call me, I'm gonna act like
I don't know what's going on. You know?
-I know.
-I told her.
At the end of the day, I did my part.
-Cheers, girl.
-Cheers.
[Brandi] And tell me why
the bird is still watching us.
-He's like, "I can still see you."
-He got that one eye on us.
["Go Getter" by Mr. Sister playing]
Hey! ♪
Let's go! ♪
I'm a go getter
Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
Na-na-na-na-na
I'm a go getter ♪
Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
I'm turnin' up the heat
No one else can do it better ♪
Shelley?
-Hi! Polly from The Oppenheim Group.
-Nice to meet you.
-We're matching today.
-We are.
We both got the memo.
I am super excited
about my new off-market listing.
It's on Balboa Island,
which is in one of the most
exclusive areas in Orange County.
It's super fancy and so in demand.
The caliber of listings is
[exploding sound]
It is a little rough around the edges,
but I've heard that you are
an incredible interior designer, so
It needs a lot of work,
but you could buy this property
for $2.7 million,
put $1 million into it,
and then sell it for way over $5 million.
Great investment.
It definitely needs someone with vision,
but apparently Gio's client has it.
So, hopefully she likes what she sees.
Wow.
[Shelley] I think the door
says everything, doesn't it?
[Polly] Yeah. [laughs]
[humorous music playing]
So we have, uh,
three bedrooms, three baths,
2,116 square foot of living space.
It is currently off-market.
We came into possession
of this property a few days ago.
Um, as you know,
Balboa Island is very prime real estate.
-I'm super excited that you're here.
-Right.
And, yeah, let's take a look.
This is the first of two outdoor spaces
in the property.
So you can re-imagine this
Oh
There is quirky features
throughout the home,
like these built-ins,
I think they're pretty cute.
But, um, you know.
And then we go through
to the galley kitchen.
The house was built in 1938.
It's kind of interesting placement that
the bath is right next to the kitchen.
Uh, that obviously could be reconfigured,
but it's a powder bath.
[Shelley] It's actually in the kitchen.
The toilet is in the kitchen. Oh, my God.
[Polly] It is an interesting layout,
uh, does need some reconfiguration, um
There's a toilet in the kitchen, which
I don't know who would want that.
I notice there's a lot of damage.
Yes, this, um, unfortunately
The deck is off another bedroom upstairs,
and there was some water damage.
-Okay. All right.
-So yeah. Yeah.
So heading upstairs
for a primary suite.
It's got the natural light coming in.
[Polly] Let's see.
I think if you open that,
it's going to tear the floor up more.
Yeah, we might leave that one.
-So come out onto the
-Goodness.
patio off the owner's suite.
It is a really good size.
You could definitely
privatize this more and
There's nothing lovely
to be back here huh.
-Yeah.
-Wow.
This is the owner's en suite.
-Oh, that's a really
-Oh, wow.
I wasn't even sure of that.
-[Polly] That's kind of bad, isn't it?
-[Shelley] Oh, my gosh.
-So, yeah, there is, um
-[laughs]
Surprise! [laughs]
There's nothing quite like a gaping hole
in the wall to ruin a showing.
I would like to crawl into that hole
and never come out.
[Shelley] Oh
Yeah.
Well, that doesn't smell good, does it?
Well, okay.
Um
2.75?
And this is the master bath?
-Yes.
-Okay.
So this is the second bedroom,
it's the smaller
of the two bedrooms on this side.
-Okay.
-Yeah. What do you think?
-It's a full fix.
-Like it? Yes.
There's, um Yeah.
Yeah, the potential's here.
It's just a lot more, um, disastrous
and horrific than I had expected.
I would say "horrific"
is definitely the word of the day.
[Shelley] Ooh!
The smells here are just atrocious.
"Atrocious" is also applicable.
So probably lots for you to think about.
I know it is, uh, somewhat of a project.
Um, but we are on a time crunch.
We do have a lot of activity on this one,
and it's a developer's dream. So
It's a lot to process. 2.75.
But, as you know,
the Balboa Island properties of this size,
upgraded, go for way up there, so
Well, let me get a hold of Gio.
I'll talk with him about it.
-Well, thank you so much for coming.
-Oh, no.
And hopefully we will, uh
speak to you soon.
[Shelley] All right. Thank you, dear, bye.
Thank you, bye.
[door creaks]
["Lines" by Biltmore playing]
[Kayla] Hey.
Thanks for grabbing my call earlier
about everything.
[Brandi] Yeah, I didn't know
what you were calling about,
and I was just like,
"What the fuck's going on?"
I was just trying to put the pieces
and parts together
because I was wondering
why people were acting different.
There goes Polly right now.
[Kayla] Perfect. Anyways
-[Polly] Hi, kids.
-[Brandi] Hey.
[Polly sighs]
What's up, Polly?
How are you?
[Brandi] Good, how are you?
I'm okay.
[Polly] All right.
I know Polly was talking behind my back
because Brandi told me everything.
It's fucking rude,
and I would never do that to her.
Polly, can I have a word with you
in the vault? Please?
Yeah.
Our office is an old bank building.
So we have a vault in here,
and going into the vault
is never a good thing.
[Alex] What's going on?
I can, like, cut the tension
with a knife right now.
[sighs] So, yesterday, I noticed
the energy was kind of off,
like you were treating me
a little differently.
I tried reaching out to you
to talk about it.
And then I gave a call to Brandi
because I was trying to get a hold of you.
I was shocked when I found out
that you were talking about me.
About what? Your
The situation with Tyler.
-Right.
-Yeah.
So I just wanted to come to you and,
you know, talk about this
and figure out what is going on.
Your behavior is a big deal.
And that's between me and him.
What I don't understand is,
why are you involved?
You've done it in front of me, that's why.
I'm involved because you involved me
by behaving like that in front of me.
I have the right to say
I am not okay with this behavior.
Like, I thought this was going to be
a very different conversation.
[indistinct chatter]
-What's happening? What's the big secret?
-It's messy.
[whispering] What's the big secret?
-There isn't one. 
-Why are they in the vault?
Tell them to come over here, I don't know.
[Brandi] Kayla called me
and she got me on the phone.
Like, "What are you gonna do?
Go one by one to each person the office
-and try to redeem yourself?"
-[laughs]
There's no redemption here,
sweetheart.
[Alex] I already know
she's gonna pull some victim shit.
[Kayla] I don't like the tension.
I don't like the,
"Does she like me, does she not like me,
did I do or say something wrong?"
You've got an issue
that I've got an issue with this?
-How is that?
-No.
The issue that I have
is you not pulling me aside
and telling me you have a problem with me.
I am really tired
of Kayla being the victim,
and it's always poor her, poor her.
If she wants an apology from me,
she has another thing coming.
My thing with you is, like,
yes, obviously seeing this behavior,
it's incredibly triggering.
Don't take me to a lunch
and then not read the room
when you're complaining about things,
because you complained about the listing
and complained about being alone.
First of all, I'd never opened up to you,
and I did a little bit,
and I trusted you a little bit.
Obviously you're feeling some sort of way.
I feel you always kind of
felt a certain way about me.
But, honestly, I don't give a shit.
You know?
I just It's so petty and so small,
and I don't got time for that stuff.
I know you don't want it to be a big deal,
but it's been a big deal.
-Everybody knows from previous times.
-But I'm not talking about
-But can I finish?
-It's such a red flag.
About what?
Yeah, I don't know
what you want from me. I'm not
-I'm not
-I just want you to just, moving forward,
if you have a problem with me,
come to me directly, that's all.
-Roger that. Will do.
-Okay. Thank you.
[sighs]
[Alex] How are you?
-You look so nice.
-[scoffs]
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
-Yeah? I'm good.
-How are you?
[Alex]
I don't know really what is going on.
It didn't really go anywhere.
Just
She's mad that I was talking about her
to other people.
[Brandi]
Should be the last of her worries.
[whispering] That's her fucking issue?
She's the one who has the fucking issue?
[whispering] My mind is blown.
Are you fucking kidding me?
She said she has an issue?
[footsteps approaching]
What can we do to undo this tension
and awkwardness in here?
That's what I'm saying.
It's uncomfortable for everybody.
It's not
Here's the thing.
It's done.
It's over with. I will apologize to Tyler.
But moving forward, I would appreciate
if you girls stopped talking about it.
Kayla, it's not always about you, babe.
I think you're just dealing with this
like in a very different way
to how we thought
-you would deal with it.
-I've
Like, I'm not quite sure how
In there, it was literally like
you expected an apology from me
for talking about you.
All I'm saying is that
if you have problem with me,
just please come directly to me.
I don't want this to happen again.
All you're worried about is yourself.
You've put me and Polly,
and other people in this office
in very uncomfortable situations.
-[sighs]
-[Alex] Not just Tyler.
That's why earlier, when I talked to you,
I told you that some of the things
you were doing, it was really selfish.
Including this.
I have an issue with it.
Are you going to apologize to me?
And, like, are you gonna
apologize to Alex?
Like, everyone needs an apology
from this behavior.
Like, it's affected
more than just you and Tyler.
I mean
I know. I'm horrified.
Absolutely horrified.
[voice breaks] I'm very embarrassed.
We're a very tactile, touchy-feely group.
But we just have to be very careful
that clear boundaries are not crossed.
We've all bonded,
and so I can dance with Austin,
and cuddle up on the beach with Tyler.
We can do those things
because we're friends.
When it comes to someone being married,
keep it respectful, you know?
Always. Like, for me
Duh.
Trust me, I'm more than embarrassed.
Doesn't seem like
you're sorry for what you did,
it seems like you're sorry
because people found out.
You're like, "My dirty laundry got fucking
put in the wind, now everybody knows."
Like, the dirty little secret,
I'm sorry, it's out there.
[Alex]
And this is a colleague, and this is
All of it is like,
bad, bad, bad, shit, shit, bad, stop.
["Hit You Where It Hurts" by UNSECRE
Feat. Cameron James playing]
Gonna hit you where it hurts ♪
Gonna be a price to pay ♪
Your turn to feel the pain ♪
Gonna hit you where it hurts ♪
[upbeat music playing]
[Jarvis] What do you think
about the showing on Thursday?
They said they wanted
to do a sunset showing.
Yeah, obviously they know that
that's the best time to see the house.
I think he's getting married
and wants to impress his new wife.
-Yeah.
-I mean, that would impress me.
-[laughs]
-Yeah, exactly.
[upbeat music continues]
Wow! Look at this view!
[gasps]
-Hello!
-Hey!
Look at this.
[Kayla] This is amazing.
Welcome. I'm glad you could
finally come out and see it.
[Kayla] Yeah!
Thank you so much for showing me.
-[Jarvis] Of course!
-[Kayla] Look at this!
Most of the agents aren't giving me
the time of day right now.
So, you know, Rose and Jarvis invited me
to see their property on Dolphin Terrace,
so I thought, "Why not?
I may have a buyer for it."
-So how many rooms is this?
-[Rose] Five.
Nine and a half baths.
There's three stories. You can't build
three stories on this street anymore,
so that makes it special.
The house has solar panels on the terrace.
[Kayla] Solar panels?
[Rose] Yeah, 95% of the energy
comes from that.
[Jarvis] And this water feature
was actually added for humidity.
The whole home has no wood in it.
-[Kayla] Can I touch it?
-[laughing]
-[Jarvis] You may get wet.
-Is it wet?
Oh, it's on the
Oh, yeah, okay. "Is it wet?"
[both laugh]
Okay! [laughs]
We could go a couple places
with that but we won't.
-Yeah.
-[laughing]
[Rose] Jason doesn't like the chairs
and he asked us
to ask the owner to get rid of them,
and stage them with something better.
I personally like them.
They go with accents of the home.
[Kayla] Yeah, the blue, yeah.
But he was kind of giving us a hard time
What do you think of the chairs?
-I agree with him. 
-Really? Yeah.
I agree with him.
I think my personal opinion
would be lighter chairs,
smaller chairs to open up the space
a bit more,
because you're blocking
the way to the kitchen.
-Yeah.
-But that's just my opinion.
You have a listing with Alex Hall, right?
-Yeah.
-How's that going?
Personally, myself,
I'm learning a lot, um
But, you know, it's
Yeah. [laughs]
What?
It's just, you know,
we had a little incident last week,
and it kind of made things
a little, like, weird.
-What happened?
-Do you girls want to sit down and chat?
-Yes. I would.
-I want to hear more.
[Rose] Yeah, feels good out here.
Yeah, so, um
[Jarvis] So what's been going on?
So we're all hanging out,
drinking, whatever.
I got really, really drunk
and started flirting with Tyler. And
Why are you laughing?
-[laughs]
-Because we know you have a crush on him.
Well, I mean, who doesn't?
-I don't. 
-[Kayla] Yeah, well
I don't think he's attractive. To me.
-You like guys with big hands.
-Exactly. He has small hands. [laughs]
[all laugh]
-Really?
-[Rose] I didn't say it!
Um, anyways, it was wrong,
and I was ashamed of myself.
Oh, come on,
it's really not that big of a deal.
It's really not that big of a deal.
It's human nature.
I'm going through a lot, and I don't have
a lot of people to talk to right now.
And so, like, the other day,
Alex Hall, Polly, and now Brandi
I thought me and Brandi were fine.
we were in the office,
and they all were just like
I don't wanna sound like the victim
so I'm not gonna say
I felt like they were attacking me
-It's your feelings, so just say it.
-It's just
Polly wanted an apology.
-[Jarvis] Polly?
-[Rose] Polly wanted an apology?
-Does she think she's married to Tyler?
-Well [sighs]
Now that I think about it,
I'm like, I don't know!
What's this dynamic? I mean
It's none of their business either.
Like, stay in your lane.
They don't know how. They're like
drunk drivers, they're all over the place.
Sounds like they're just
looking to be offended.
They're trying to gang up on you.
That's how girls are. As we know.
I hate that so much
because I thought we were good.
You weren't there, but at the beach,
Alex Hall was sucking Tyler's nose.
-What?
-Polly ran naked into the ocean.
So inappropriate. What?
It's so disgusting.
I'm like, why did she do that?
Maybe she has a crush on Tyler.
Oh, my gosh.
Here's the thing.
I saw that, I don't give a shit.
-But, like, okay, fuck me! Fuck me.
-They're judging you.
They're judging you, but yet
they can go and, you know, do whatever.
[sighs]
I don't know how long
they'll hold this against me,
because they didn't accept my apologies,
by the way.
-You didn't need to say sorry to them.
-Why apologize to them?
-I put them in uncomfortable situations.
-Give me a break.
And Polly getting butt-naked
didn't make anybody feel uncomfortable?
-I'm uncomfortable and I wasn't there.
-What person would take her seriously?
-Shameful to our brokerage.
-She took off her clothes.
She's supposed to be professional.
-[Rose] You just don't behave that way.
-She lost her dignity.
-[sighs] Here I am. Everyone's judging.
-You didn't do anything wrong.
Alex Hall was saying, "This isn't
the Kayla show, it's not all about you."
-What?
-Saying things like that.
She's the one who acts like the diva
and wants to be the center of attention.
She doesn't know when to stop.
She's projecting on you.
Yeah, that's exactly what she's doing.
If anything, I put her on a pedestal.
-[Jarvis] Yeah, I know.
-I've made it clear to her.
I look up to her,
that's why I brought her on this listing.
-Yeah.
-And then this is how she treats me?
-Take her off.
-I'm not gonna do that.
[sighs] I appreciate you guys' support,
I really do.
It's just nice to talk and not be judged
for everything that I'm saying.
Yeah, for sure.
So, like, I really want to,
obviously, sell this house.
-Be careful.
-[Kayla] Yeah.
Especially with her
on that listing with you.
I wouldn't be surprised
if she went behind your back.
Damn.
-She's a snake.
-This is just the beginning, man.
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