Steven Universe Future (2019) s01e05 Episode Script
Bluebird
1 All: [Harmonizing.]
We Are in the future Here we are in the future And it's bright Ah I can't believe We've come so far "Steven Universe: Future" - Here we are - "Steve Universe: Future" Hey, all you gems out there in the universe! Have you been feeling lost and confused in this new era? Then come on down to Little Homeschool! Are you used to destroying things? Then learn to be constructive instead! Are you used to plotting? Then you can tend to this plot of land! Feeling lost without direction from the diamonds? Come and find your center.
Everyone deserves a chance to change, so come on down today! And, cut.
Thanks for helping update our commercial, guys.
I'm an actor.
I'll get this home and do some editing.
- Steven, you smell good.
- Uh, what? It's written on your back.
Huh? [Laughs.]
- You obviously wrote this yourself.
- No, I didn't.
Mnh! Bleh! Tomato soup? I thought you loved tomato soup! Yeah, but where'd my juice go? On, no! The Dondai's been, um kinda covered in toilet paper? [Bluebird giggling.]
Hey! Whoever you are that's "pranking me," you've got a really weird idea of what a prank is.
[Sighs.]
At least I don't have to pick up more toilet paper.
[Pop music playing.]
Hmm? Whoa, another welcome party.
A new gem must have arrived.
Yo, dude, come over here and introduce yourself.
Welcome to Earth! My name's [Cockney accent.]
Well, well, well, if it ain't the old gem savior himself, Steven Universe! [Twinkle!.]
[Gasps.]
Bluebird Azurite, at your service! All right, give us a hug then! - Oh! Heh.
- Cute.
Mmm.
Oh! You like food, yeah? - Yeah? - Well, sit tight, then.
I'll be right back! - What?! - Yeah, she just got here and is already exploring Earth cuisine.
What is this? Bluebird: Just some old Earth things.
Clams, peanut butter, and a side of fresh cut grass.
Please enjoy it.
I'm begging you, please! Gosh, Steven, don't make her beg.
S-Sure! Heh.
I'll just, uh dip this here - Mmm.
- Is it good? Yeah, it it's great.
[Laughs.]
Brilliant.
Can I see you guys in the bathroom? [Humming.]
[Knock on door.]
- Huh? - Sorry, Dad.
Emergency meeting.
Don't panic.
I think Bluebird is a fusion of Aquamarine and Eyeball! Well, duh.
- It's pretty obvious.
- What?! Well, how come you're all so calm about this? Did you forget that Aquamarine kidnapped me? How about the fact that Eyeball tried to stab me, and ratted me out while I was on trial? They must've fused because they both hate me! That was them.
This is Bluebird.
But she pranked me earlier today! She put a sign on my back that said I smelled good.
Switched my juice with tomato soup.
Neatly stacked toilet paper on top of my car? None of that stuff sounds particularly malicious.
Besides, don't you like tomato soup? Yeah, but isn't it convenient that Bluebird just showed up here at my house? Steven, you've literally invited all problematic gems from across the universe to come here and learn a better way of living.
Well, right.
Listen, Schtu ball, if you don't want this gem around, that's totally fair.
No, you guys are right.
Everyone deserves a chance to change.
Don't worry.
If she tries anything funny, we'll be there to squash her.
Thanks, Garnet.
Hey, Bluebird! What's up? Steven Universe! I'm sorry.
I gave you all that food without something to, uh, wash it down with.
Okay, thank you! [Snickers.]
- How'd that 'appen? - You obviously shook it.
[Clears throat.]
Chance to change.
You obviously shook it by accident.
[Giggles.]
Hmm? [Gasps.]
Pearl! Bluebird's got a knife! How else are we gonna cut this cake she made for you? Surprise! Wha? Bluebird's got Garnet pinned! Let Garnet go right now! Hey, Steven.
Bluebird was helping me do some stretching before diving into a bit of advanced yoga.
It's very important to stretch! Hmm? Ugh.
What's up, dude? Bluebird's really getting to me.
I mean, look at this terrible drawing she made of me.
Steven, I These too! I've been finding this junk all over the place.
Steven, those are my drawings! Amethyst, I'm sorry! [Sobbing.]
What's with the waterworks, love? My art career is over before it even got off the ground! I don't know what art is, but this is the best art I've ever seen! Awww, thanks, Bluebird! I'm gonna work on my art right now! You wanna come? Lead the way, Amethyst! Hey, Dad! - Greg: Aaaaah! - Bluebird: [Giggles.]
- Dad, are you okay?! - What's up, Schtu ball? Just showin' Bluebird some of my old classic sci-fi horror movies.
Yeah! They're hilarious! So, what're you doin' over here? Got somethin' on your mind? You know what, Dad? I think I'll be okay.
[Yawns.]
Huh? Oh, Bluebird, classic prank! [Warp pad whooshes, tires squealing.]
What?! Huh? How'd the van? Oh, gotcha.
Welp, I guess Bluebird and Dad must be having a ball together.
Greg: Aaah! Sounds like they're watching another horror movie.
I'm sure everything's just fine.
H-e-e-e-elp! O-Okay, Steven.
Your dad is fine.
Bluebird is cool.
Dad? Greg: Up here, son! [Straining.]
A-Are those screams of fun?! No! Bluebird: An era ago, there were two gems, celebrated for taking down Homeworld's greatest traitor, but then they were cast out, forgotten, when the traitor duped all of Homeworld into loving him instead! Now they've come to Earth for their revenge! And forever shall he rue the names - Aquamarine! - And Ruby! Well?! It's us! It's always been us, and you never knew! I always knew, everyone knew.
- What?! - If you knew, then why were your Gems bein' so nice to us, huh?! That's 'cause they're nice! They're nice people! Enough of this! Waaaah! [Gasps.]
Whoa! Hey, careful with my dad! If this is another one of your pranks, you'd better cut it out! That was just us softening you up! Now the real torture begins! We've learned so much about your life, Steven.
Especially how much you love your precious "my dad.
" But if you want him back, you'll have to do us a favor or two, such as destroying your house! Yeah! Bubble your friends! Yeah! And burn Little Homeworld to the ground! Do it! No! Then "my dad" gets it! - Gets what? - Gets hurt.
Just do what we saw in that movie.
Oh, yeah! [Laughs.]
Aah! That's enough! Hey! No! What? Unh! Dad, are you okay? Ugh! Disgusting! [Whimpering.]
Oh, my baby! [Crying.]
How could you let that happen? Eyeball: You distracted me! I was directing you! Father.
Go inside.
I won't let you get away with this! Hoo! Oof! [Grunts.]
Ugh.
[Grunts.]
We have to fuse if we're going to beat him.
[Twinkle!.]
[Both grunt.]
What was that?! You were uncoordinated.
Try again! [Twinkle! Twinkle! Twinkle!.]
That's it! I've had it with you! [Aquamarine and Eyeball grunting.]
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[Twinkle!.]
Ugh.
Aah! You guys fused just because you hate me, didn't you? Yes! Yes! If that's the only reason, then it's no wonder you can't keep it together.
What are you talking about? There are so many other reasons to fuse, like friendship and responsibility and love.
Imagine how much better it would feel to fuse to support each other instead of tearing someone down.
Your life would fill with warmth and friendship and joy, and love and Wowie! Wow! He is so annoying! I hate him so much! Together: I know! Me too! [Twinkle!.]
Are you kidding me? Back at last! [Laughs.]
[Twinkle!.]
En garde! [Swords whooshing.]
[Clanging.]
Hyah! Hyah! Hyaaaah! Pearl: Steven, why is Greg crying in the bathroom? Tell him he's gotta move his dang va Aaaaaah! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Now, if it isn't my favorite trio.
[Twinkle!.]
Oh, no.
[Twinkle!.]
[Groaning.]
Are you two okay? [Groans.]
- Oh, we've been defeated.
- Yep.
I've completely learned my lesson.
- Huh? - I'm sorry, Steven.
Accept my apology? Gotcha! Ha ha! You may have gotten us this time, but we'll be out there.
- Hating you! - Forever! You sme-l-l-ll! [Twinkle!.]
I guess there really are Gems out there that hate you.
Yep.
But I'm not the one they hurt.
I'm really sorry, Dad.
I never should have given Bluebird a chance.
[Sighs.]
I love how you believe in everyone.
You stuck to your principles, and I'm proud of you.
I mean, everyone can change, but not everyone wants to.
Yeah.
Goodbye, old pal.
You're finally free.
Just a little time Just a little something else instead Just a little time
We Are in the future Here we are in the future And it's bright Ah I can't believe We've come so far "Steven Universe: Future" - Here we are - "Steve Universe: Future" Hey, all you gems out there in the universe! Have you been feeling lost and confused in this new era? Then come on down to Little Homeschool! Are you used to destroying things? Then learn to be constructive instead! Are you used to plotting? Then you can tend to this plot of land! Feeling lost without direction from the diamonds? Come and find your center.
Everyone deserves a chance to change, so come on down today! And, cut.
Thanks for helping update our commercial, guys.
I'm an actor.
I'll get this home and do some editing.
- Steven, you smell good.
- Uh, what? It's written on your back.
Huh? [Laughs.]
- You obviously wrote this yourself.
- No, I didn't.
Mnh! Bleh! Tomato soup? I thought you loved tomato soup! Yeah, but where'd my juice go? On, no! The Dondai's been, um kinda covered in toilet paper? [Bluebird giggling.]
Hey! Whoever you are that's "pranking me," you've got a really weird idea of what a prank is.
[Sighs.]
At least I don't have to pick up more toilet paper.
[Pop music playing.]
Hmm? Whoa, another welcome party.
A new gem must have arrived.
Yo, dude, come over here and introduce yourself.
Welcome to Earth! My name's [Cockney accent.]
Well, well, well, if it ain't the old gem savior himself, Steven Universe! [Twinkle!.]
[Gasps.]
Bluebird Azurite, at your service! All right, give us a hug then! - Oh! Heh.
- Cute.
Mmm.
Oh! You like food, yeah? - Yeah? - Well, sit tight, then.
I'll be right back! - What?! - Yeah, she just got here and is already exploring Earth cuisine.
What is this? Bluebird: Just some old Earth things.
Clams, peanut butter, and a side of fresh cut grass.
Please enjoy it.
I'm begging you, please! Gosh, Steven, don't make her beg.
S-Sure! Heh.
I'll just, uh dip this here - Mmm.
- Is it good? Yeah, it it's great.
[Laughs.]
Brilliant.
Can I see you guys in the bathroom? [Humming.]
[Knock on door.]
- Huh? - Sorry, Dad.
Emergency meeting.
Don't panic.
I think Bluebird is a fusion of Aquamarine and Eyeball! Well, duh.
- It's pretty obvious.
- What?! Well, how come you're all so calm about this? Did you forget that Aquamarine kidnapped me? How about the fact that Eyeball tried to stab me, and ratted me out while I was on trial? They must've fused because they both hate me! That was them.
This is Bluebird.
But she pranked me earlier today! She put a sign on my back that said I smelled good.
Switched my juice with tomato soup.
Neatly stacked toilet paper on top of my car? None of that stuff sounds particularly malicious.
Besides, don't you like tomato soup? Yeah, but isn't it convenient that Bluebird just showed up here at my house? Steven, you've literally invited all problematic gems from across the universe to come here and learn a better way of living.
Well, right.
Listen, Schtu ball, if you don't want this gem around, that's totally fair.
No, you guys are right.
Everyone deserves a chance to change.
Don't worry.
If she tries anything funny, we'll be there to squash her.
Thanks, Garnet.
Hey, Bluebird! What's up? Steven Universe! I'm sorry.
I gave you all that food without something to, uh, wash it down with.
Okay, thank you! [Snickers.]
- How'd that 'appen? - You obviously shook it.
[Clears throat.]
Chance to change.
You obviously shook it by accident.
[Giggles.]
Hmm? [Gasps.]
Pearl! Bluebird's got a knife! How else are we gonna cut this cake she made for you? Surprise! Wha? Bluebird's got Garnet pinned! Let Garnet go right now! Hey, Steven.
Bluebird was helping me do some stretching before diving into a bit of advanced yoga.
It's very important to stretch! Hmm? Ugh.
What's up, dude? Bluebird's really getting to me.
I mean, look at this terrible drawing she made of me.
Steven, I These too! I've been finding this junk all over the place.
Steven, those are my drawings! Amethyst, I'm sorry! [Sobbing.]
What's with the waterworks, love? My art career is over before it even got off the ground! I don't know what art is, but this is the best art I've ever seen! Awww, thanks, Bluebird! I'm gonna work on my art right now! You wanna come? Lead the way, Amethyst! Hey, Dad! - Greg: Aaaaah! - Bluebird: [Giggles.]
- Dad, are you okay?! - What's up, Schtu ball? Just showin' Bluebird some of my old classic sci-fi horror movies.
Yeah! They're hilarious! So, what're you doin' over here? Got somethin' on your mind? You know what, Dad? I think I'll be okay.
[Yawns.]
Huh? Oh, Bluebird, classic prank! [Warp pad whooshes, tires squealing.]
What?! Huh? How'd the van? Oh, gotcha.
Welp, I guess Bluebird and Dad must be having a ball together.
Greg: Aaah! Sounds like they're watching another horror movie.
I'm sure everything's just fine.
H-e-e-e-elp! O-Okay, Steven.
Your dad is fine.
Bluebird is cool.
Dad? Greg: Up here, son! [Straining.]
A-Are those screams of fun?! No! Bluebird: An era ago, there were two gems, celebrated for taking down Homeworld's greatest traitor, but then they were cast out, forgotten, when the traitor duped all of Homeworld into loving him instead! Now they've come to Earth for their revenge! And forever shall he rue the names - Aquamarine! - And Ruby! Well?! It's us! It's always been us, and you never knew! I always knew, everyone knew.
- What?! - If you knew, then why were your Gems bein' so nice to us, huh?! That's 'cause they're nice! They're nice people! Enough of this! Waaaah! [Gasps.]
Whoa! Hey, careful with my dad! If this is another one of your pranks, you'd better cut it out! That was just us softening you up! Now the real torture begins! We've learned so much about your life, Steven.
Especially how much you love your precious "my dad.
" But if you want him back, you'll have to do us a favor or two, such as destroying your house! Yeah! Bubble your friends! Yeah! And burn Little Homeworld to the ground! Do it! No! Then "my dad" gets it! - Gets what? - Gets hurt.
Just do what we saw in that movie.
Oh, yeah! [Laughs.]
Aah! That's enough! Hey! No! What? Unh! Dad, are you okay? Ugh! Disgusting! [Whimpering.]
Oh, my baby! [Crying.]
How could you let that happen? Eyeball: You distracted me! I was directing you! Father.
Go inside.
I won't let you get away with this! Hoo! Oof! [Grunts.]
Ugh.
[Grunts.]
We have to fuse if we're going to beat him.
[Twinkle!.]
[Both grunt.]
What was that?! You were uncoordinated.
Try again! [Twinkle! Twinkle! Twinkle!.]
That's it! I've had it with you! [Aquamarine and Eyeball grunting.]
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[Twinkle!.]
Ugh.
Aah! You guys fused just because you hate me, didn't you? Yes! Yes! If that's the only reason, then it's no wonder you can't keep it together.
What are you talking about? There are so many other reasons to fuse, like friendship and responsibility and love.
Imagine how much better it would feel to fuse to support each other instead of tearing someone down.
Your life would fill with warmth and friendship and joy, and love and Wowie! Wow! He is so annoying! I hate him so much! Together: I know! Me too! [Twinkle!.]
Are you kidding me? Back at last! [Laughs.]
[Twinkle!.]
En garde! [Swords whooshing.]
[Clanging.]
Hyah! Hyah! Hyaaaah! Pearl: Steven, why is Greg crying in the bathroom? Tell him he's gotta move his dang va Aaaaaah! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Now, if it isn't my favorite trio.
[Twinkle!.]
Oh, no.
[Twinkle!.]
[Groaning.]
Are you two okay? [Groans.]
- Oh, we've been defeated.
- Yep.
I've completely learned my lesson.
- Huh? - I'm sorry, Steven.
Accept my apology? Gotcha! Ha ha! You may have gotten us this time, but we'll be out there.
- Hating you! - Forever! You sme-l-l-ll! [Twinkle!.]
I guess there really are Gems out there that hate you.
Yep.
But I'm not the one they hurt.
I'm really sorry, Dad.
I never should have given Bluebird a chance.
[Sighs.]
I love how you believe in everyone.
You stuck to your principles, and I'm proud of you.
I mean, everyone can change, but not everyone wants to.
Yeah.
Goodbye, old pal.
You're finally free.
Just a little time Just a little something else instead Just a little time