Stupid Wife (2022) s01e05 Episode Script
Refúgio
It's 4 am, Luiza!
Look, I swear to you that if you're
not dying, I will go kill you myself.
Did you know that today
was my wedding anniversary?
I can't believe you remembered.
No!
I overheardValentina and Igor talking.
Oh, God!
I'm sorry.
I should have told you!
Precisely, today I embarrassed
myself at Duda and Igor's house!
I said a lot of bullshit to her, Carol.
A lot of bullshit.
I don't even know what to say to you.
Sister?
What are you thinking?
I will need your help.
What do you want me to do?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to make the
biggest mistake of my life!
I'm going to end the call now.
BASED ON THE WORK BY NATHÁLIA SODRÉ.
EPISODE 5: SHELTER
Good morning.
Good morning.
We need to talk, Luiza!
Can it be later?
No, we need to talk now!
I can't now. I need you
to wait just a little longer.
Luiza, I know you, huh?
What are you up to?
I'm not up to anything!
I'm just trying to make things
better between me and Valentina.
See if I cheer her up a little.
OK, then, what do you want me to do?
I need you to take Leo today,
stay with him in your house,
pick him up at school and if
Valentina tries to pick him up there,
you won't let her, okay?
You're not trying to kill her, are you?
Of course not, Carol!
So you guys will have sex!
Stop it, I'm serious!
Okay, then.
For you!
I love you.
What is this for?
We need to talk, Luiza!
Okay.
We can talk, but first, I need
to ask you a few questions.
Damn, Luiza! I told you that
we need to talk, and I'm serious!
I know!
ButValentina, I need your help!
Then maybe, I can remember something.
So?
Okay.
Tell me, what can I do to help you?
I wanted to remember places
that were important to us.
What kind of place?
I'm not sure.
Trips
somewhere we have been very happy!
Special things for us!
Maybe this will help me remember something.
There's a place that was like
it was our shelter.
A place we would go
always when we wanted
to escape into our
own little world, you know?
Hey?
I came to see the prettiest and
hottest photographer in the world!
You and your videos, right, Luh?
It's my wife!
Since you will record
me, I will photograph you!
Is that so? My wife is the
prettiest photographer in the world!
I love you a lot.
I love our little house, you know?
It is looking beautiful, isn't it?
I don't think you knew
you were pregnant yet,
Did you?
I don't think so!
I knew you would be the most
beautiful pregnant woman in the world!
Our artist!
This one here looks very beautiful!
I'm very lucky, you know?
Me too!
I'm very happy!
I have a surprise for you!
Do you remember this dress?
I remember it vividly!
Come on, I want a nice picture!
I will make you a surprise
with these photos, you know?
I love your spots!
But do you know what my favorite part is?
Do you know?
You are so naughty, Valentina!
What's wrong?
Nothing!
Do you still take pictures?
I'm a professional photographer!
Are you?
What about the law?
I quit a long time ago!
It has nothing to do with me!
Can I see any pictures you took?
Something you did professionally.
Grab a jacket and come with me!
For what reason?
Just grab a jacket and come with me!
Wow!
What an amazing place!
This is my little place!
Did you take all these pictures?
This one here is one of my favorites!
It's beautiful!
Thank you.
I did not imagine that I could be
so sexy!
You are the sexiest model
I have ever photographed.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course!
Nothing, I better leave it alone.
Oh, no, tell me now.
It's just that Duda always says that
our sex life was very active, you know?
Very lively!
Yeah, she did not lie!
Is this serious?
The chemistry between us has
always been very strong, Luh.
Have we ever had sex here in your studio?
Of course not, right?
I'm sorry!
In fact, we have!
Seriously?
Several times!
Once we were at the climax of sex,
and then Duda simply showed up here.
Has Duda seen us having sex?
No! No! No! No!
The door was locked.
Geez.
But we tried to disguise it,
I was all out of breath, and the
joker asked if I needed an air pump.
Geez!
It is just like Duda, isn't it?
Yes.
It's just like her.
Luh, can we talk now?
I believe we are tired,
don't you think, Valentina?
I think
that we need to rest.
I promise that we will talk.
Shall we?
Good night!
Valentina?
Thank you!
What for?
For everything!
For putting up with me,
for the day we had today,
for your company,
It was great!
Good night.
Good night.
I wanted so much to
divorce from Valentina before,
and now that she wants to
I'm afraid!
See?
What?
You are like this again.
How so?
In love!
Duda, I'm not in love.
Yes, you are!
I'm not in love, Duda!
Trust me!
I want one more!
One more?
I caught you in the act!
Run, Leo, we are screwed!
Cookie thieves!
They look great! Where is Leo?
He went to get the ball, so we
can have a picnic with Aninha.
To enjoy the holidays.
Speaking of which, I think
you should come with us!
Is it?
Why not?
Yay!
What's wrong?
Sometimes I feel a tremendous
sorrow for not having seen Leo grow up.
I understand.
Sometimes I also feel sad, even if
it is not the sadness you are feeling!
But it hurts anyway.
Really, Valentina?
You are not experiencing
half of what I am experiencing,
you remember everything!
I can't remember anything, understand?
And to make things
worse, I am married to you!
Geez!
I am too old to handle
this little boy's energy!
He can play soccer all day long nonstop!
What an atmosphere, huh?
I guess you've already
had that conversation, huh?
I'm going up to give this
little one a bath, okay?
Now?
I'm not going to take a shower
because I'm smelling good already!
Indeed. You can give him a bath
tomorrow, he is exhausted now!
No, Valentina, for God's sake!
He played on the ground. He
is sweaty, and he needs a bath!
You never change, huh?
She doesn't, does she?
See, you say these
things in front of him
Our baby is asleep!
He was exhausted.
No wonder, he played
soccer with Igor all day long.
Luiza, we need to talk!
We can't postpone it any longer.
Valentina, don't do that.
Please.
I know what you want.
How so?
I overheard your conversation with Igor.
I know you're going through a lot.
I know your life is a mess right now.
Look at me.
Look at me, please.
Can you give me a second chance?
How long?
Until you humiliate me again?
Like you did yesterday?
Or like you did today as well?
I'm tired.
Why is this happening?
I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore.
Valentina
I need your help!
One last chance,
please.
Look, I swear to you that if you're
not dying, I will go kill you myself.
Did you know that today
was my wedding anniversary?
I can't believe you remembered.
No!
I overheardValentina and Igor talking.
Oh, God!
I'm sorry.
I should have told you!
Precisely, today I embarrassed
myself at Duda and Igor's house!
I said a lot of bullshit to her, Carol.
A lot of bullshit.
I don't even know what to say to you.
Sister?
What are you thinking?
I will need your help.
What do you want me to do?
What are you going to do?
I'm going to make the
biggest mistake of my life!
I'm going to end the call now.
BASED ON THE WORK BY NATHÁLIA SODRÉ.
EPISODE 5: SHELTER
Good morning.
Good morning.
We need to talk, Luiza!
Can it be later?
No, we need to talk now!
I can't now. I need you
to wait just a little longer.
Luiza, I know you, huh?
What are you up to?
I'm not up to anything!
I'm just trying to make things
better between me and Valentina.
See if I cheer her up a little.
OK, then, what do you want me to do?
I need you to take Leo today,
stay with him in your house,
pick him up at school and if
Valentina tries to pick him up there,
you won't let her, okay?
You're not trying to kill her, are you?
Of course not, Carol!
So you guys will have sex!
Stop it, I'm serious!
Okay, then.
For you!
I love you.
What is this for?
We need to talk, Luiza!
Okay.
We can talk, but first, I need
to ask you a few questions.
Damn, Luiza! I told you that
we need to talk, and I'm serious!
I know!
ButValentina, I need your help!
Then maybe, I can remember something.
So?
Okay.
Tell me, what can I do to help you?
I wanted to remember places
that were important to us.
What kind of place?
I'm not sure.
Trips
somewhere we have been very happy!
Special things for us!
Maybe this will help me remember something.
There's a place that was like
it was our shelter.
A place we would go
always when we wanted
to escape into our
own little world, you know?
Hey?
I came to see the prettiest and
hottest photographer in the world!
You and your videos, right, Luh?
It's my wife!
Since you will record
me, I will photograph you!
Is that so? My wife is the
prettiest photographer in the world!
I love you a lot.
I love our little house, you know?
It is looking beautiful, isn't it?
I don't think you knew
you were pregnant yet,
Did you?
I don't think so!
I knew you would be the most
beautiful pregnant woman in the world!
Our artist!
This one here looks very beautiful!
I'm very lucky, you know?
Me too!
I'm very happy!
I have a surprise for you!
Do you remember this dress?
I remember it vividly!
Come on, I want a nice picture!
I will make you a surprise
with these photos, you know?
I love your spots!
But do you know what my favorite part is?
Do you know?
You are so naughty, Valentina!
What's wrong?
Nothing!
Do you still take pictures?
I'm a professional photographer!
Are you?
What about the law?
I quit a long time ago!
It has nothing to do with me!
Can I see any pictures you took?
Something you did professionally.
Grab a jacket and come with me!
For what reason?
Just grab a jacket and come with me!
Wow!
What an amazing place!
This is my little place!
Did you take all these pictures?
This one here is one of my favorites!
It's beautiful!
Thank you.
I did not imagine that I could be
so sexy!
You are the sexiest model
I have ever photographed.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course!
Nothing, I better leave it alone.
Oh, no, tell me now.
It's just that Duda always says that
our sex life was very active, you know?
Very lively!
Yeah, she did not lie!
Is this serious?
The chemistry between us has
always been very strong, Luh.
Have we ever had sex here in your studio?
Of course not, right?
I'm sorry!
In fact, we have!
Seriously?
Several times!
Once we were at the climax of sex,
and then Duda simply showed up here.
Has Duda seen us having sex?
No! No! No! No!
The door was locked.
Geez.
But we tried to disguise it,
I was all out of breath, and the
joker asked if I needed an air pump.
Geez!
It is just like Duda, isn't it?
Yes.
It's just like her.
Luh, can we talk now?
I believe we are tired,
don't you think, Valentina?
I think
that we need to rest.
I promise that we will talk.
Shall we?
Good night!
Valentina?
Thank you!
What for?
For everything!
For putting up with me,
for the day we had today,
for your company,
It was great!
Good night.
Good night.
I wanted so much to
divorce from Valentina before,
and now that she wants to
I'm afraid!
See?
What?
You are like this again.
How so?
In love!
Duda, I'm not in love.
Yes, you are!
I'm not in love, Duda!
Trust me!
I want one more!
One more?
I caught you in the act!
Run, Leo, we are screwed!
Cookie thieves!
They look great! Where is Leo?
He went to get the ball, so we
can have a picnic with Aninha.
To enjoy the holidays.
Speaking of which, I think
you should come with us!
Is it?
Why not?
Yay!
What's wrong?
Sometimes I feel a tremendous
sorrow for not having seen Leo grow up.
I understand.
Sometimes I also feel sad, even if
it is not the sadness you are feeling!
But it hurts anyway.
Really, Valentina?
You are not experiencing
half of what I am experiencing,
you remember everything!
I can't remember anything, understand?
And to make things
worse, I am married to you!
Geez!
I am too old to handle
this little boy's energy!
He can play soccer all day long nonstop!
What an atmosphere, huh?
I guess you've already
had that conversation, huh?
I'm going up to give this
little one a bath, okay?
Now?
I'm not going to take a shower
because I'm smelling good already!
Indeed. You can give him a bath
tomorrow, he is exhausted now!
No, Valentina, for God's sake!
He played on the ground. He
is sweaty, and he needs a bath!
You never change, huh?
She doesn't, does she?
See, you say these
things in front of him
Our baby is asleep!
He was exhausted.
No wonder, he played
soccer with Igor all day long.
Luiza, we need to talk!
We can't postpone it any longer.
Valentina, don't do that.
Please.
I know what you want.
How so?
I overheard your conversation with Igor.
I know you're going through a lot.
I know your life is a mess right now.
Look at me.
Look at me, please.
Can you give me a second chance?
How long?
Until you humiliate me again?
Like you did yesterday?
Or like you did today as well?
I'm tired.
Why is this happening?
I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore.
Valentina
I need your help!
One last chance,
please.