Sunes jul (1991) s01e05 Episode Script
Skrik- och gapsjukan
1
The weather report has
promised snow today.
Sune has been sitting
here all afternoon waiting
and waited
and waited and waited.
Håkan! Håkan!
Håkan!
Håkan!
Yes, we ski!
Dad! Dad!
Come on!
Dad, where are the skis ?! The skis!
Beloved boys, there
are certain times in life-
-when you want to be alone.
This is one of them.
-Where are the skis, Dad?
-In the laundry room, where they usually are.
We'm going out and going!
There's lots of snow!
Go to the laundry room and take out
the skis, and I'll come in a moment.
I'll show you a
recipe for ski resort
-which I inherited from my father
who inherited it from his father-
-and he inherited it from his father
and he inherited it from his mother.
Stop nagging! Help us instead.
Yes! Then we'll see here
So there,
I'm getting your skis, Sune.
And so we take that,
Dina, Håkan.
-Are the skis wrinkled?
-Yes, you could say that.
The wall is almost the most important
thing, otherwise there will be no slip.
Then you stand still when you go out and go.
First you need two eggs,
So there! We'll take it
and put it there, Oops!
There we have it. Now we take
the second egg on Sunes - so there!
We'll get it up a bit. So there
So! What are we going to have next? Then
we'll have some flour, a little everywhere.
And then we'll have some margarine.
We take and spread it out a bit.
It should sink into the wood.
It takes some time,
but it still goes fast.
-Then we will have some mayonnaise.
- Are you going to bake a cake?
Do not tease me. Not every
father spends all his free time
-to help their boys.
And so little cheese.
So! Where's the knife? Now we spread it!
Now it's probably starting to get done.
Now it will go fast
when you are out,
Shouldn't you have syrup too?
Thanks! Thank you, Håkan! Syrup.
So there!
Hi, winterland
-Dad, it's your fault!
-The world's best dad, fix snow now.
Håkan Guys, I do not
have time with you anymore.
-Why?
-Because I'm waiting for the phone
from abroad.
Frankfurt, if that tells you anything.
He mimics a phone
signal Now they're calling!
-I'm Gunde Svan!
-I'm Mike Tyson!
Tjoho!
-It's not possible!
-I can try and pull you.
Pull, then!
But what in 2!
Do you ski on bare ground ?!
Please, you can not ski
outdoors when there is no snow.
It also destroys the dike. Now I'm
going to get my mother. See you later.
Indoors he said nothing about,
-Why is there no lift?
-It's well shut down.
Are you prepared? Ready Set Go!
-IM in the lead!
-You do not do that at all!
Here is the winner!
Oops, now Sune and Håkan are doing something
stupid, but Sune is not thinking about it.
He feels like a
Vasaloppet winner.
He receives the wreath from Sophie.
His dream of a Vasaloppet
victory was almost coming true.
-Check, downhill!
-No!
Rattling and crashing
Nää
Hello?! Tjoho!
Hi, the world's
best mom and dad!
You have stopped skiing now.
-There was no snow,
Outside.
I saw that Petersson
had gotten a dish.
-But what then?
-Dish.
So you can watch a lot of TV
channels. That would be fun.
-What then?
-Fun to be able to watch different channels.
At Peterssons?
We do not know them, It is not possible.
Do you know what we forgot?
Toilet paper again.
Dad?
Shall we buy a new hall mirror soon?
-No, why is that?
-He just wondered.
Mom
It did not go so well to go downhill,
Not on the stairs, anyway.
Honey Come on.
The weather report has
promised snow today.
Sune has been sitting
here all afternoon waiting
and waited
and waited and waited.
Håkan! Håkan!
Håkan!
Håkan!
Yes, we ski!
Dad! Dad!
Come on!
Dad, where are the skis ?! The skis!
Beloved boys, there
are certain times in life-
-when you want to be alone.
This is one of them.
-Where are the skis, Dad?
-In the laundry room, where they usually are.
We'm going out and going!
There's lots of snow!
Go to the laundry room and take out
the skis, and I'll come in a moment.
I'll show you a
recipe for ski resort
-which I inherited from my father
who inherited it from his father-
-and he inherited it from his father
and he inherited it from his mother.
Stop nagging! Help us instead.
Yes! Then we'll see here
So there,
I'm getting your skis, Sune.
And so we take that,
Dina, Håkan.
-Are the skis wrinkled?
-Yes, you could say that.
The wall is almost the most important
thing, otherwise there will be no slip.
Then you stand still when you go out and go.
First you need two eggs,
So there! We'll take it
and put it there, Oops!
There we have it. Now we take
the second egg on Sunes - so there!
We'll get it up a bit. So there
So! What are we going to have next? Then
we'll have some flour, a little everywhere.
And then we'll have some margarine.
We take and spread it out a bit.
It should sink into the wood.
It takes some time,
but it still goes fast.
-Then we will have some mayonnaise.
- Are you going to bake a cake?
Do not tease me. Not every
father spends all his free time
-to help their boys.
And so little cheese.
So! Where's the knife? Now we spread it!
Now it's probably starting to get done.
Now it will go fast
when you are out,
Shouldn't you have syrup too?
Thanks! Thank you, Håkan! Syrup.
So there!
Hi, winterland
-Dad, it's your fault!
-The world's best dad, fix snow now.
Håkan Guys, I do not
have time with you anymore.
-Why?
-Because I'm waiting for the phone
from abroad.
Frankfurt, if that tells you anything.
He mimics a phone
signal Now they're calling!
-I'm Gunde Svan!
-I'm Mike Tyson!
Tjoho!
-It's not possible!
-I can try and pull you.
Pull, then!
But what in 2!
Do you ski on bare ground ?!
Please, you can not ski
outdoors when there is no snow.
It also destroys the dike. Now I'm
going to get my mother. See you later.
Indoors he said nothing about,
-Why is there no lift?
-It's well shut down.
Are you prepared? Ready Set Go!
-IM in the lead!
-You do not do that at all!
Here is the winner!
Oops, now Sune and Håkan are doing something
stupid, but Sune is not thinking about it.
He feels like a
Vasaloppet winner.
He receives the wreath from Sophie.
His dream of a Vasaloppet
victory was almost coming true.
-Check, downhill!
-No!
Rattling and crashing
Nää
Hello?! Tjoho!
Hi, the world's
best mom and dad!
You have stopped skiing now.
-There was no snow,
Outside.
I saw that Petersson
had gotten a dish.
-But what then?
-Dish.
So you can watch a lot of TV
channels. That would be fun.
-What then?
-Fun to be able to watch different channels.
At Peterssons?
We do not know them, It is not possible.
Do you know what we forgot?
Toilet paper again.
Dad?
Shall we buy a new hall mirror soon?
-No, why is that?
-He just wondered.
Mom
It did not go so well to go downhill,
Not on the stairs, anyway.
Honey Come on.