Super Mario World (1991) s01e05 Episode Script
King Scoopa Koopa
When I got picked to be Game Master, I
couldn't believe I was really in Video Land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked.
Super Mario Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from your past
The Super Mario World
You've got to move fast
Mario
Mario and Luigi
are doing what they can
Goshi and a princess
I give a name of my pair
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from the past
And Super Mario
Super Mario World
It's a blast
Oh not
Rabbit food again
Yeah, but how come
everything I don't like
is good for me and everything I do isn't.
You sound just like Yoshi.
Hmm, speaking of Yoshi, where is he?
He never misses lunch.
Neither do you, unless you're in trouble.
Grand opening.
Scupa Kupa's fast food.
Free samples.
Free!
Hmm!
Tish!
Delish!
Egg?
Yuck!
But I think I know
where we'll find Yoshi!
Hmm.
Oh, come.
Oh, okay.
Pupier
Kuppah
Kupas.
Oh, Guck.
Okay, I'm ready to order.
Four coconut shakes,
six orders,
papaya fries, eight egg scupa-cupas.
Eight egg sco-cupa-coopers, cop-a.
Cook them good.
No one likes runny eggs, Dino Brain.
Hey, don't forget the
special scoopa sauce.
A little scoop will, do ya?
Hmm.
Hurry up with those fries.
Hey, no eating up the profits.
I'll take it out of your pay.
Shake it, time is money.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What a deal.
Not only will I make egg
scoop or cooper attics
out of these silly cave people
and make myself filthy
rich at the same time.
Just wait till they
discover the side effects.
Those bird brains will
never know what hit him.
Um, I forgot money.
You little dino dweeb.
What do you think this
is a charity operation?
I'll make special
scooper sauce out of you.
Step off, you nasty green bully.
What's he owe?
18 smackaroos, flange face.
Absolutely no credit to
actors, writers, or plumbers.
Eight.
I call that highway robbery.
Well, I call it inflation.
In more ways than one.
Wait till the calories start
piling up in his waistline.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I smell a rat here, Cooper.
That's not rat you smell.
That's my special scoop of sauce.
Here, compliments out of chef.
Hmm. It's a good thing you
don't like eggs, Mario.
Means more for me.
These eggs, Cupa, Coupa's a perfaculous.
Oh, it tastes good, too.
You ought to try some, Princess.
The shakes and fries are great.
I wouldn't put anything in my stomach
that King Cooper had his dirty claws on.
Well, maybe he finally decided to earn
an honest buck for a change, Princess.
Oh, I think he's got a gold mine.
here.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, um, excuse me.
My sentiment's exactly, Yoshi.
How about another round, brother, me?
Let's go.
I have some coins left.
Why didn't Cooper invent vitamins
first and fast food second?
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, this is disgusting.
You've been eating nothing but
King Cooper's junk food for days.
Take a break. Ah!
Luigi hungry!
You see hungry.
Stop squawking. You sound like birds.
You're going on a diet. All of you.
Diet?
Oh, princess! Anything but that!
Help me up, would you?
Forget it! I'm locking all of you in.
Oh, no!
Rasterve!
Oh, Yoshi hate diet!
Princess, let me out!
Luigi and Yoshi have fallen the coop!
They took our treasure chest, too!
But how did they do it? The
door was locked the whole time.
Just like I said, they flew the coop!
Right. They grew wings and flew away.
Give me a break, Mario.
Boy, am I hungry!
Patience, my little chickadees.
Egg scupa-coopers!
for everyone.
Cash in advance, of course.
Look at those dumb clucks
hand over their life savings
for a few brief moments
of mouth-watering bliss.
What am I gonna do when
all my paying customers
have turned into useless chickadeactyls?
Cooper, you capitalistic feed
Ha ha!
You a genius!
I'll open a flew the Cooper's
fried chicken dactyl stand.
Fortune number two.
Coming up, like they say.
You can't be too rich or too evil.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Boy, am I excited?
Mock, mok, mok, mok.
Give me that.
You traded our treasure
chest full of coins for this?
Shame on you!
What?
Yes, so easy mad!
Wings?
They grew wings?
They grew wings?
That does it.
We're shutting down scupa cupas
before the damage is permanent.
You and who else, plumb dumb?
My customers and employees
might not agree with you.
One more day and it'll be too late.
Your friends will go from
the fried egg to the friar,
and the next stop is the frying pan.
He wants to shut us down, friends!
What are you gonna do about it?
We need a plan.
Quick!
Since we can fly, I suggest we run!
When darkness rains down from the sky
and you don't know where to turn.
Just say the word and we'll leave tonight
as we watch our bridges burn.
Just follow me.
Don't be afraid, no matter what we face.
Just take my hand and hold on tight.
Together we'll finish the race.
Right now, it's due or do.
Keep running, keep running.
When darkness rains down from the sky,
and you don't know where to turn.
Just say the word and we'll leave tonight
as we watch our bridges burn.
Just following me, don't be afraid,
no matter what we face.
Just take my hand and hold on tight,
together we'll finish the race.
Right now, it's do or die.
Keep running, keep up, keep running.
So don't look back.
Now it's time to run.
Keep running.
Keep and running.
Right now.
We're under the gun.
Keep running.
Keep running.
Don't look back.
Now it's time to run.
Ah!
Foo!
Safe at last!
Lost at last is more like it.
Where are we?
Yuck!
Do I detect the savory
aroma of old gym socks?
It's coming from over there.
fruit, egg shells.
It must be coming out of the
Oh!
Yeah!
Pee-you!
Stinks like that horrible,
special scupa sauce of cupas.
This must be where scuba
scuba sends its garbage.
That warp pipe must go
right into the kitchen!
Can't just bust in. No french fry us.
We'll be sitting ducks!
Let's bash blocks.
Ladies first.
Not if I beat you to the punch.
Try that one up there.
Got to time it just right.
Ladies first?
Not on your life.
Let's see some hustle.
Move it.
Health inspection.
What?
You're next, Cooper.
Don't egg me on, Mary.
No, to you, Cooper.
Ouch!
I think it's time to
take the money and run!
I'm sending you where the pecking's good.
You can be free-range,
chickadeactyls from now on.
This joint is hereby closed by
order of the Health Inspector!
What?
And just to make sure
Now go home and eat some vegetables.
Dr. Mario's orders.
I really clocked like a chicken.
You and Luigi both, Yoshi.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
Yeah, well that makes two of us, kiddo.
Hey, pasta veggies, please, Mario.
My pleasure.
Whoops!
I just invented the tossed salad.
couldn't believe I was really in Video Land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked.
Super Mario Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from your past
The Super Mario World
You've got to move fast
Mario
Mario and Luigi
are doing what they can
Goshi and a princess
I give a name of my pair
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from the past
And Super Mario
Super Mario World
It's a blast
Oh not
Rabbit food again
Yeah, but how come
everything I don't like
is good for me and everything I do isn't.
You sound just like Yoshi.
Hmm, speaking of Yoshi, where is he?
He never misses lunch.
Neither do you, unless you're in trouble.
Grand opening.
Scupa Kupa's fast food.
Free samples.
Free!
Hmm!
Tish!
Delish!
Egg?
Yuck!
But I think I know
where we'll find Yoshi!
Hmm.
Oh, come.
Oh, okay.
Pupier
Kuppah
Kupas.
Oh, Guck.
Okay, I'm ready to order.
Four coconut shakes,
six orders,
papaya fries, eight egg scupa-cupas.
Eight egg sco-cupa-coopers, cop-a.
Cook them good.
No one likes runny eggs, Dino Brain.
Hey, don't forget the
special scoopa sauce.
A little scoop will, do ya?
Hmm.
Hurry up with those fries.
Hey, no eating up the profits.
I'll take it out of your pay.
Shake it, time is money.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What a deal.
Not only will I make egg
scoop or cooper attics
out of these silly cave people
and make myself filthy
rich at the same time.
Just wait till they
discover the side effects.
Those bird brains will
never know what hit him.
Um, I forgot money.
You little dino dweeb.
What do you think this
is a charity operation?
I'll make special
scooper sauce out of you.
Step off, you nasty green bully.
What's he owe?
18 smackaroos, flange face.
Absolutely no credit to
actors, writers, or plumbers.
Eight.
I call that highway robbery.
Well, I call it inflation.
In more ways than one.
Wait till the calories start
piling up in his waistline.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I smell a rat here, Cooper.
That's not rat you smell.
That's my special scoop of sauce.
Here, compliments out of chef.
Hmm. It's a good thing you
don't like eggs, Mario.
Means more for me.
These eggs, Cupa, Coupa's a perfaculous.
Oh, it tastes good, too.
You ought to try some, Princess.
The shakes and fries are great.
I wouldn't put anything in my stomach
that King Cooper had his dirty claws on.
Well, maybe he finally decided to earn
an honest buck for a change, Princess.
Oh, I think he's got a gold mine.
here.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, um, excuse me.
My sentiment's exactly, Yoshi.
How about another round, brother, me?
Let's go.
I have some coins left.
Why didn't Cooper invent vitamins
first and fast food second?
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, this is disgusting.
You've been eating nothing but
King Cooper's junk food for days.
Take a break. Ah!
Luigi hungry!
You see hungry.
Stop squawking. You sound like birds.
You're going on a diet. All of you.
Diet?
Oh, princess! Anything but that!
Help me up, would you?
Forget it! I'm locking all of you in.
Oh, no!
Rasterve!
Oh, Yoshi hate diet!
Princess, let me out!
Luigi and Yoshi have fallen the coop!
They took our treasure chest, too!
But how did they do it? The
door was locked the whole time.
Just like I said, they flew the coop!
Right. They grew wings and flew away.
Give me a break, Mario.
Boy, am I hungry!
Patience, my little chickadees.
Egg scupa-coopers!
for everyone.
Cash in advance, of course.
Look at those dumb clucks
hand over their life savings
for a few brief moments
of mouth-watering bliss.
What am I gonna do when
all my paying customers
have turned into useless chickadeactyls?
Cooper, you capitalistic feed
Ha ha!
You a genius!
I'll open a flew the Cooper's
fried chicken dactyl stand.
Fortune number two.
Coming up, like they say.
You can't be too rich or too evil.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Boy, am I excited?
Mock, mok, mok, mok.
Give me that.
You traded our treasure
chest full of coins for this?
Shame on you!
What?
Yes, so easy mad!
Wings?
They grew wings?
They grew wings?
That does it.
We're shutting down scupa cupas
before the damage is permanent.
You and who else, plumb dumb?
My customers and employees
might not agree with you.
One more day and it'll be too late.
Your friends will go from
the fried egg to the friar,
and the next stop is the frying pan.
He wants to shut us down, friends!
What are you gonna do about it?
We need a plan.
Quick!
Since we can fly, I suggest we run!
When darkness rains down from the sky
and you don't know where to turn.
Just say the word and we'll leave tonight
as we watch our bridges burn.
Just follow me.
Don't be afraid, no matter what we face.
Just take my hand and hold on tight.
Together we'll finish the race.
Right now, it's due or do.
Keep running, keep running.
When darkness rains down from the sky,
and you don't know where to turn.
Just say the word and we'll leave tonight
as we watch our bridges burn.
Just following me, don't be afraid,
no matter what we face.
Just take my hand and hold on tight,
together we'll finish the race.
Right now, it's do or die.
Keep running, keep up, keep running.
So don't look back.
Now it's time to run.
Keep running.
Keep and running.
Right now.
We're under the gun.
Keep running.
Keep running.
Don't look back.
Now it's time to run.
Ah!
Foo!
Safe at last!
Lost at last is more like it.
Where are we?
Yuck!
Do I detect the savory
aroma of old gym socks?
It's coming from over there.
fruit, egg shells.
It must be coming out of the
Oh!
Yeah!
Pee-you!
Stinks like that horrible,
special scupa sauce of cupas.
This must be where scuba
scuba sends its garbage.
That warp pipe must go
right into the kitchen!
Can't just bust in. No french fry us.
We'll be sitting ducks!
Let's bash blocks.
Ladies first.
Not if I beat you to the punch.
Try that one up there.
Got to time it just right.
Ladies first?
Not on your life.
Let's see some hustle.
Move it.
Health inspection.
What?
You're next, Cooper.
Don't egg me on, Mary.
No, to you, Cooper.
Ouch!
I think it's time to
take the money and run!
I'm sending you where the pecking's good.
You can be free-range,
chickadeactyls from now on.
This joint is hereby closed by
order of the Health Inspector!
What?
And just to make sure
Now go home and eat some vegetables.
Dr. Mario's orders.
I really clocked like a chicken.
You and Luigi both, Yoshi.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
Yeah, well that makes two of us, kiddo.
Hey, pasta veggies, please, Mario.
My pleasure.
Whoops!
I just invented the tossed salad.