The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e05 Episode Script
Princess Toadstool for President
It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
I'm so gorgeous! I'm at least
five "times more beautiful than
I was yesterday!
KOOTIE PIE!!!!!
If that pig sty you call a room
isn't clean yet, you're
grounded!
Hello, King Dad.
I cleaned my room.
AAH.
No chocolate covered cockroach
snacks, no tripping old ladies,
no fun of any sort for a whole
month!
How'd I end up with such a mean
old ugly bag of scales for a
dad?
Of course! That's it!
What's it?
Dad's not my real dad! I must be
adopted!
I am far too beautiful
to be a Koopa!
Ya, know, Bigmouth I bet our
real dad is a movie star!
Yeah! Someone magnificent like
we are!
Let's go find him!
Give up, Mario! There aren't any
Fire Flowers up here!
Get down!
Oof!
A Fire Flower! Hey, thanks
little buddy! This makes my day!
Not for long! Look! Koopa's Doom
Ship!
It's this way to Hollywood!
No, this way!
What happened?
The Doom Ship just warped into
the Real World!
That's Real Trouble!
Come on, guys! We better follow
them!
I bet our Movie Star Daddy's got
a star on the Walk of Fame just
like this one!
Yikes!
Wow! Look at that!
He's so strong!
He's so handsome!
He's our Real Dad!
CUT! That's a wrap.
Including you, you big bag of
bolts!
Dad? Dad, what's wrong?
Don't worry, Dad! Our Magic
Wands will make you well in no
time!
Get those two kids in the
funny-looking costumes out of
there!
Hey! Turn him off!
Yowser!
Way to go, Dad! You showed him!
Dad?! I don't get it
It's Bigmouth and Kootie Pie.
Remember? You put us up for
adoption!
Really? My own kids!
Right! And if you really want to
be nice you'll make us movie
stars just like you.
But first we want a car! A big,
bad convertible!
It's not big enough!
Yeah, we want a stretch limo!
"Stretch" limo?
Like that?
All right Dad. Now it's time to
make us movie stars.
Yeah! We want our clawprints in
the Walk of Fame!
And it's your responsibility as
our parent to make it happen!
It is? Okay. I want my kids
to be happy.
Whoa! Ow!
So this is your glamorous
Hollywood Kingdom?
No time to admire the scenery,
Princess.
We've got to find those
Koopalings!
Whoa! Who's that?
Madzilla! You remember, Mario.
We used to watch him on the
Midnight Movie back in Brooklyn.
We better warn him he's in
dangerous company!
Madzilla!
The Mario Brothers!
Soon to be the "Miserable"
Brothers! Ha hal
These terrible people did
terrible things to us, Daddy!
Whoa!
I never did anything to them
they didn't deserve. Cross my
overalls and
Ah lucky I kept this Fire
flower!
Ouh! That hurts!
Back off, Madzilla!
BIGMOUTH, WE GOTTA HELP DADDY!
Oh-ohMy Fire Powers are gone!
Run for it!
Yipes!
with those buttinskys out of the
way, we can take Hollywood by
Storm!
Yeah. People will do anything
Dadzilla says.
We can turn this town
upside down.
Our own stars on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame!
Okay, dad! Now it's your turn!
Whooahhhhh!!!!
Orrfffh! Oh!
Madzilla and those Koopacreeps
are out there trashing Hollywood
and we can't do a thing to stop
them!
The whole Real World is in
danger!
Sure we can! Look!
Hey! Mario got a face lift!
Hey this is not time for jokes,
Mario! We're in big trouble!
This place is crammed with parts
of old movie monsters.
We can build our own movie
monster, starting with her!
Hey I remember her! "Revenge of
Madzilla's Mom!" Right?
I just love family reunions.
You can't sleep now, dad!
We want to do a live concert in
the Hollywood Bowl Right now!
Boy, having kids can be a real
pain!
Okay kids, hit it!
Let her rip!
Oof!
Okay, Momma Madzilla!
On to the Main Event!
Da-aaaaaaddddd!
DAD!!!!
Great, kids! Really great! Eh
encore!
Yeah! Show 'em who's boss, Dad!
You don't want to cheer for my
kids? Fine!
Cheer for the shrimp at the
bottom of the ocean!
Junior! This is your Mother!
stop, stop that!
Da you're my Mommy?
Of course, I'm your Mommy,
you naughty boy! Now
put those people down!
ah, yes, Mommy! Right
away, Mommy!
No way Dad! you gotta do what we
say!
Junior! Are these your children?
All right, Grandchildren. It's
time for your nap.
We hate naps!
You must take naps every
afternoon, so you'll be rested
for your chores!
We hate chores!
And I hate ugly brats
who talk back!
Junior! If you don't make your
children behave, I will!
Ah, come on, kids. Do what your
Granny says!
Bigmouth I'm beginning to
think this isn't our real family
after all.
Yeah. They're even bossier than
good old Bad King Dad!
Quick! Back to the Doom Ship! We
gotta get home!
Yeah! Anything's better than
this!
You mean I used to be a robot
like this, and now I'm not?
Whooaa! That's right, Madzilla.
And now we'll take you back to
the Mushrooom Kingdom where
you'll have a
wonderful new life.
You're gonna love it in Giant
Land.
will I have to have any long
lost Koopa Kids?
Nope!
Oh then I'll like it very much!
The next time the Princess needs
someone to deliver a million
gold coins to the Mushroom
Orphanage I'm on vacation!
Just follow my plan, Cheatsy, my
boy.
And we'll be rolling in easy
money!
Easy money?!
Not this money! It's flying the
Koopa!
Err, King-Dad, speakin'
of easy money
If you ever wanta be as crummy
and lowdown a villain as me,
you gotta shut up and pay
attention!
Ouh! Uh oh!
But King-Dad! There's some easy
money right over..
Loudmouth Flea-brain!
You couldn't see a million gold
coins right in front of your
snivelling little snout!
Yipes! Wha?
Sorry, King-Dad. But we all
can't be as smart as you are.
will I be glad to hand over this
money!
A million gold coins. Big
responsibil-lity.
Shhh! You mustn't laugh at Toad.
Without this money, we'd have to
close the orphanage. You
wouldn't have a home!
Sweet dreams, Toad!
Huh?
Someone stole the coins right
out from under me!
Koopa, that creep!
He's the only one mean enough to
swipe money meant for orphans!
How can I face those poor kids?
I'll just have to make that
money back some way. But how?
Doesn't that Koopa creep know
about trash cans?
"Mushroom Wrestling Federation
presents Tag-team wrestling
tournament." Whoop-dee-doo
"First prize, a million gold
coins!?"
Whoop-deedoo!!!
Now all I need is a wrestling
team. Hmmm.
I got it!
I can't tell the Princess, I'm
too ashamed,
so I really need you guys to be
in this tournament!
Sure, we'll do it. Right, Jake?
Anything for our favorite
halfpint cousin! Eh!
Where'd the little squirt go?
I'd like to enter my team, the
Mushroom Marauder and Jake the
Crusher Fung-aaaaahhhh!
Soon to be the Marshmallow
Marauder and Jake the Crushed
Fungus!
Say it like I told ya to say it,
Cheatsy.
I wanna register my team the
Sledge Brothers
No fair, Cheatsy!
You took our place in line!
We'll show 'em their place, cuz.
Whooahhh! Yikes! Ummph!
Ooofff! Get off, you big oafs!
Hey! Save it for the match!
That's when you need to beat
these guys!
You really want to win this
thing, don't yuh?
We gotta win it. We just got to!
Whoa!
Too bad, King-Dad.
Looks like your scheme to win
the prize money won't work as
easy as you thought.
Then you make it work!
You are getting very sleepy.
You are completely under my
power
You will do exactly what I say.
You cannot wake up for two whole
days! Understand?
Yessss!!!
Rise and shine! Today's the big
match!
Here, get a whiff of this!
That'll wake yuh!
Jake, wake up! You guys have to
win the million gold coins
today!
Hey, cousin!!
Oh! Oh, no!
Wake up, guys!
If we don't win this match then
all those poor orphans'll be out
on the street! WAKE UP!!!!
Jake! Rise 'n shine! You have to
win this tournament!
Huh?
Toad, lighten up! It's just a
silly old wrestling match!
What's that compared to the
really important things like..
like feeding those poor Mushroom
orphans?!!
What's that all about? I've
never seen Toad so upset.
I dunno. I'll talk to him
Toad, I know this means a lot to
you, but why the water works?
You knew all that money I was
supposed to deliver to the
Orphanage?
Yeah?
I fell asleep and
Koopa stole it!
Oh no! I better tell the
Princess!
No, Mario! She trusted me and I
let her down!
I thought I could make it up to
her if my cousins won the prize
money.
Now all those poor orphans will
go hungry!
We can fix that, right big
lil'brother? We used to wrestle
back in Brooklyn.
Hey! Whoah! I-I'm not
volunteering to wrestle the
Sledge Brothers!
Right! I'm volunteering for you!
Meet the "MASKED MASHERS
OF MAYHEM!"
I dunno, guys. Maybe you over
trained just a little!
Don't worry, my Mushroom pal.
We're gonna win those orphans
all the money they need.
Hey, the problem is, do the
Sledge Brothers know that?
And now for the Main Event!
The Super Slob Sledge Brothers
versus the Masked Mashers of
Mayhem!
The Masked Mashers of Mayhem?
Never heard of 'em.
Hey, aren't those the Mario
Brothers?
This is perfect!
The Sledge Brothers will make
'em the Squashed Brothers and
those million gold coins will be
mine!
Do some cheating, Cheatsy!
But I've already set boobytraps
all over the ring
Well, cheat some more!
Hey! Who did that?
Whoa!
Aah!
Uuuumph!
Whoaah! Nice catch, Koopa!
Outta my lap, Plumber, or I'll
charge ya rent!
Ohh Yipes! Ahh! Oof! Hey!
Watch, King Dad, here comes
Booby Trap Number One!
Whoa! Yiiiahhh!!!
This match is dirtier than Koopa
Kastle! We're never gonna win!
Yes, we will! We just need help!
And I'm gonna get some!
Watch this booby-trap, King-Pop!
Aaahhhh! Oof!
Quittin' time?
A long way from it!
Aah Waa Whoa!
Get up, guys, please! Think
about those poor little orphans!
Whoah! Yiahhh!
Oof..
Quick, grab one!
Invincible stars! Invincible
timing, Princess!
And the winners are -
Ooh!
Aah
Oof& Umph!
Tag! You're it!
Me? Dh-uh! No way! Yiah!Aaahhhk!
And the winners are the Masked
Mashers of Mayhem! I am pleased
to present --hey!
Mario thanks you! Luigi thanks
you! And the orphans thank you!
Oh, another bag of gold?
How wonderful!
Please give the Princess double
thanks for her double
generosity!
Another bag!? Wait a second
Then Koopa didn't steal it -
Then the orphans had it all
along --Then I didn't need to
Aaaggh!!!
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
I'm so gorgeous! I'm at least
five "times more beautiful than
I was yesterday!
KOOTIE PIE!!!!!
If that pig sty you call a room
isn't clean yet, you're
grounded!
Hello, King Dad.
I cleaned my room.
AAH.
No chocolate covered cockroach
snacks, no tripping old ladies,
no fun of any sort for a whole
month!
How'd I end up with such a mean
old ugly bag of scales for a
dad?
Of course! That's it!
What's it?
Dad's not my real dad! I must be
adopted!
I am far too beautiful
to be a Koopa!
Ya, know, Bigmouth I bet our
real dad is a movie star!
Yeah! Someone magnificent like
we are!
Let's go find him!
Give up, Mario! There aren't any
Fire Flowers up here!
Get down!
Oof!
A Fire Flower! Hey, thanks
little buddy! This makes my day!
Not for long! Look! Koopa's Doom
Ship!
It's this way to Hollywood!
No, this way!
What happened?
The Doom Ship just warped into
the Real World!
That's Real Trouble!
Come on, guys! We better follow
them!
I bet our Movie Star Daddy's got
a star on the Walk of Fame just
like this one!
Yikes!
Wow! Look at that!
He's so strong!
He's so handsome!
He's our Real Dad!
CUT! That's a wrap.
Including you, you big bag of
bolts!
Dad? Dad, what's wrong?
Don't worry, Dad! Our Magic
Wands will make you well in no
time!
Get those two kids in the
funny-looking costumes out of
there!
Hey! Turn him off!
Yowser!
Way to go, Dad! You showed him!
Dad?! I don't get it
It's Bigmouth and Kootie Pie.
Remember? You put us up for
adoption!
Really? My own kids!
Right! And if you really want to
be nice you'll make us movie
stars just like you.
But first we want a car! A big,
bad convertible!
It's not big enough!
Yeah, we want a stretch limo!
"Stretch" limo?
Like that?
All right Dad. Now it's time to
make us movie stars.
Yeah! We want our clawprints in
the Walk of Fame!
And it's your responsibility as
our parent to make it happen!
It is? Okay. I want my kids
to be happy.
Whoa! Ow!
So this is your glamorous
Hollywood Kingdom?
No time to admire the scenery,
Princess.
We've got to find those
Koopalings!
Whoa! Who's that?
Madzilla! You remember, Mario.
We used to watch him on the
Midnight Movie back in Brooklyn.
We better warn him he's in
dangerous company!
Madzilla!
The Mario Brothers!
Soon to be the "Miserable"
Brothers! Ha hal
These terrible people did
terrible things to us, Daddy!
Whoa!
I never did anything to them
they didn't deserve. Cross my
overalls and
Ah lucky I kept this Fire
flower!
Ouh! That hurts!
Back off, Madzilla!
BIGMOUTH, WE GOTTA HELP DADDY!
Oh-ohMy Fire Powers are gone!
Run for it!
Yipes!
with those buttinskys out of the
way, we can take Hollywood by
Storm!
Yeah. People will do anything
Dadzilla says.
We can turn this town
upside down.
Our own stars on the Hollywood
Walk of Fame!
Okay, dad! Now it's your turn!
Whooahhhhh!!!!
Orrfffh! Oh!
Madzilla and those Koopacreeps
are out there trashing Hollywood
and we can't do a thing to stop
them!
The whole Real World is in
danger!
Sure we can! Look!
Hey! Mario got a face lift!
Hey this is not time for jokes,
Mario! We're in big trouble!
This place is crammed with parts
of old movie monsters.
We can build our own movie
monster, starting with her!
Hey I remember her! "Revenge of
Madzilla's Mom!" Right?
I just love family reunions.
You can't sleep now, dad!
We want to do a live concert in
the Hollywood Bowl Right now!
Boy, having kids can be a real
pain!
Okay kids, hit it!
Let her rip!
Oof!
Okay, Momma Madzilla!
On to the Main Event!
Da-aaaaaaddddd!
DAD!!!!
Great, kids! Really great! Eh
encore!
Yeah! Show 'em who's boss, Dad!
You don't want to cheer for my
kids? Fine!
Cheer for the shrimp at the
bottom of the ocean!
Junior! This is your Mother!
stop, stop that!
Da you're my Mommy?
Of course, I'm your Mommy,
you naughty boy! Now
put those people down!
ah, yes, Mommy! Right
away, Mommy!
No way Dad! you gotta do what we
say!
Junior! Are these your children?
All right, Grandchildren. It's
time for your nap.
We hate naps!
You must take naps every
afternoon, so you'll be rested
for your chores!
We hate chores!
And I hate ugly brats
who talk back!
Junior! If you don't make your
children behave, I will!
Ah, come on, kids. Do what your
Granny says!
Bigmouth I'm beginning to
think this isn't our real family
after all.
Yeah. They're even bossier than
good old Bad King Dad!
Quick! Back to the Doom Ship! We
gotta get home!
Yeah! Anything's better than
this!
You mean I used to be a robot
like this, and now I'm not?
Whooaa! That's right, Madzilla.
And now we'll take you back to
the Mushrooom Kingdom where
you'll have a
wonderful new life.
You're gonna love it in Giant
Land.
will I have to have any long
lost Koopa Kids?
Nope!
Oh then I'll like it very much!
The next time the Princess needs
someone to deliver a million
gold coins to the Mushroom
Orphanage I'm on vacation!
Just follow my plan, Cheatsy, my
boy.
And we'll be rolling in easy
money!
Easy money?!
Not this money! It's flying the
Koopa!
Err, King-Dad, speakin'
of easy money
If you ever wanta be as crummy
and lowdown a villain as me,
you gotta shut up and pay
attention!
Ouh! Uh oh!
But King-Dad! There's some easy
money right over..
Loudmouth Flea-brain!
You couldn't see a million gold
coins right in front of your
snivelling little snout!
Yipes! Wha?
Sorry, King-Dad. But we all
can't be as smart as you are.
will I be glad to hand over this
money!
A million gold coins. Big
responsibil-lity.
Shhh! You mustn't laugh at Toad.
Without this money, we'd have to
close the orphanage. You
wouldn't have a home!
Sweet dreams, Toad!
Huh?
Someone stole the coins right
out from under me!
Koopa, that creep!
He's the only one mean enough to
swipe money meant for orphans!
How can I face those poor kids?
I'll just have to make that
money back some way. But how?
Doesn't that Koopa creep know
about trash cans?
"Mushroom Wrestling Federation
presents Tag-team wrestling
tournament." Whoop-dee-doo
"First prize, a million gold
coins!?"
Whoop-deedoo!!!
Now all I need is a wrestling
team. Hmmm.
I got it!
I can't tell the Princess, I'm
too ashamed,
so I really need you guys to be
in this tournament!
Sure, we'll do it. Right, Jake?
Anything for our favorite
halfpint cousin! Eh!
Where'd the little squirt go?
I'd like to enter my team, the
Mushroom Marauder and Jake the
Crusher Fung-aaaaahhhh!
Soon to be the Marshmallow
Marauder and Jake the Crushed
Fungus!
Say it like I told ya to say it,
Cheatsy.
I wanna register my team the
Sledge Brothers
No fair, Cheatsy!
You took our place in line!
We'll show 'em their place, cuz.
Whooahhh! Yikes! Ummph!
Ooofff! Get off, you big oafs!
Hey! Save it for the match!
That's when you need to beat
these guys!
You really want to win this
thing, don't yuh?
We gotta win it. We just got to!
Whoa!
Too bad, King-Dad.
Looks like your scheme to win
the prize money won't work as
easy as you thought.
Then you make it work!
You are getting very sleepy.
You are completely under my
power
You will do exactly what I say.
You cannot wake up for two whole
days! Understand?
Yessss!!!
Rise and shine! Today's the big
match!
Here, get a whiff of this!
That'll wake yuh!
Jake, wake up! You guys have to
win the million gold coins
today!
Hey, cousin!!
Oh! Oh, no!
Wake up, guys!
If we don't win this match then
all those poor orphans'll be out
on the street! WAKE UP!!!!
Jake! Rise 'n shine! You have to
win this tournament!
Huh?
Toad, lighten up! It's just a
silly old wrestling match!
What's that compared to the
really important things like..
like feeding those poor Mushroom
orphans?!!
What's that all about? I've
never seen Toad so upset.
I dunno. I'll talk to him
Toad, I know this means a lot to
you, but why the water works?
You knew all that money I was
supposed to deliver to the
Orphanage?
Yeah?
I fell asleep and
Koopa stole it!
Oh no! I better tell the
Princess!
No, Mario! She trusted me and I
let her down!
I thought I could make it up to
her if my cousins won the prize
money.
Now all those poor orphans will
go hungry!
We can fix that, right big
lil'brother? We used to wrestle
back in Brooklyn.
Hey! Whoah! I-I'm not
volunteering to wrestle the
Sledge Brothers!
Right! I'm volunteering for you!
Meet the "MASKED MASHERS
OF MAYHEM!"
I dunno, guys. Maybe you over
trained just a little!
Don't worry, my Mushroom pal.
We're gonna win those orphans
all the money they need.
Hey, the problem is, do the
Sledge Brothers know that?
And now for the Main Event!
The Super Slob Sledge Brothers
versus the Masked Mashers of
Mayhem!
The Masked Mashers of Mayhem?
Never heard of 'em.
Hey, aren't those the Mario
Brothers?
This is perfect!
The Sledge Brothers will make
'em the Squashed Brothers and
those million gold coins will be
mine!
Do some cheating, Cheatsy!
But I've already set boobytraps
all over the ring
Well, cheat some more!
Hey! Who did that?
Whoa!
Aah!
Uuuumph!
Whoaah! Nice catch, Koopa!
Outta my lap, Plumber, or I'll
charge ya rent!
Ohh Yipes! Ahh! Oof! Hey!
Watch, King Dad, here comes
Booby Trap Number One!
Whoa! Yiiiahhh!!!
This match is dirtier than Koopa
Kastle! We're never gonna win!
Yes, we will! We just need help!
And I'm gonna get some!
Watch this booby-trap, King-Pop!
Aaahhhh! Oof!
Quittin' time?
A long way from it!
Aah Waa Whoa!
Get up, guys, please! Think
about those poor little orphans!
Whoah! Yiahhh!
Oof..
Quick, grab one!
Invincible stars! Invincible
timing, Princess!
And the winners are -
Ooh!
Aah
Oof& Umph!
Tag! You're it!
Me? Dh-uh! No way! Yiah!Aaahhhk!
And the winners are the Masked
Mashers of Mayhem! I am pleased
to present --hey!
Mario thanks you! Luigi thanks
you! And the orphans thank you!
Oh, another bag of gold?
How wonderful!
Please give the Princess double
thanks for her double
generosity!
Another bag!? Wait a second
Then Koopa didn't steal it -
Then the orphans had it all
along --Then I didn't need to
Aaaggh!!!