The Big Show Show (2020) s01e05 Episode Script

[upbeat pop music playing]
- [music fades]
- [loudly] Please rise
- for an American hero!
- [audience laughs]
Ah, I don't know about hero.
A god among men? Definitely.
- [audience laughs]
- Not you, Dad. Him!
- Aw, that's cute!
- [audience coos]
When I was your age,
my class had a hamster, too.
- Please, this isn't some street rodent.
- [audience laughs]
He's from the smart kid class.
His name is Captain La Mont Periwinkle,
- [audience laughs]
- and he's been to space twice.
He's seen things you can't even imagine.
I don't know, I once saw
The Undertaker deliver a baby
in the Superdome.
- It was beautiful.
- [audience laughs]
Wow, you look nice.
Are you going to court or something?
[audience laughs]
What? No, I just got a new top.
Guys, look what he sent me.
[Mandy and JJ] Aw!
What did, uh What did who send you?
[audience laughs]
- Oh I don't like that.
- [audience laughs]
Is Mom still at the gym?
Yes. And that's good, 'cause, actually,
I want to talk to you guys.
Okay, [sighs]
getting fired
has been really tough on her,
so she might be acting a little weird.
But don't worry about it,
it's just the process.
The process?
Yeah, whenever she hits a setback,
she goes through ten specific stages,
which I've named.
Right now, she's on stage one,
- Darkening Clouds,
- [audience laughs]
when she's really down.
- Woo-hoo! [laughing] Yes!
- [audience laughs]
I had the best morning.
I set a new record on the leaderboard
at spin class
and made the old winner cry.
Suck it, Fit Mom 29!
[audience laughs]
- Being fired is amazing.
- [audience laughs]
She's a real mess, Dad. [chuckles]
[audience laughs]
Oh, hey,
that top is so cute.
[hushed] He's gonna love it.
- You think so?
- Yeah.
BT Dubs, he just told me
he wants to go to an Escape Room.
You're obsessed with those.
He is, too!
He already looked up the record time,
and we're gonna crush it.
Oh, my God, that is so cute.
You're both terrifyingly competitive.
I know, right?
[audience laughs]
- Okay, what What's going on?
- [door closes]
Are all the women in this house
planning a coup?
[audience laughs]
- No
- I mean, just be honest,
'cause I just need
a five-minute head start.
No, Lola has been hanging out
with a new boy at school,
- and he asked her out.
- That's great.
- Yep.
- [stammers] What's his name?
Uh, Greg Turbo.
Whoa. Cool name.
[audience laughs]
That kind of name,
you gotta own a jet boat.
[audience laughs]
- Why didn't she tell me?
- You know,
it's her first date since moving here.
I guess she's worried you might freak.
[strained] What? That's crazy!
- [scoffs]
- I'm not some old-school dad
that's gonna meet the kid at the door
with a loaded shotgun.
- [audience laughs]
- I'm a cool dad.
Oh, really?
You might wanna tell that
to your collection
of fanny packs.
- [audience laughs]
- Hey, six is barely a collection!
[audience laughs]
- Love you. [kisses]
- [kisses]
[audience laughs]
[bells ding]
[upbeat pop opening credits playing]
- [music fades]
- Lola's dating?
- Already?
- [sighs]
Man, honestly, I thought we had more time.
We? They're my daughters.
- But they're my emergency contacts.
- [audience laughs]
Man, slide out here
so I can get some reps, bro.
You sure? This is a lot of weight.
Please. I'm stronger than I look.
I don't think that's true.
[audience laughs]
Okay, what's this cat's name?
Greg Turbo.
- For real?
- Yeah.
That's cool.
That's a name of a professional assassin.
- [audience laughs]
- Point is,
we gotta lay down the law right away
with this dude.
Eh I just want to support Lola.
- [chuckles] That's so stupid.
- [audience laughs]
Okay, here's the deal, Show.
You are the old silverback,
and Turbo
God, that name is tight.
[audience laughs]
is the young gorilla coming up
in your house beating his chest.
If you don't establish dominance,
you gonna have big trouble.
Eh, I don't think that's true.
I think you're overreacting.
Oh, am I? [chuckles]
You got two more daughters, my friend.
If you don't nip this in the bud
right away,
you're gonna have boyfriends
running all over your business
for the rest of your life.
[yelling] Bring it on!
- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show grunts]
[Terry struggles]
- You know, you might be right.
- [continued struggling]
Who does this kid think he is?
[yelling] I'm the silverback!
[strained] I'm in trouble, Show.
[audience laughs]
[breathes shakily] A little help!
- [audience laughs]
- A lot of help!
- Thought you said you were strong.
- [screaming] All the help, Show!
- [audience laughs]
- [Terry exhales]
- [bar clanks]
- [both pant]
[upbeat music playing]
- [music fades]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Why has everything moved around?
- Isn't it great?
I was watching Queer Eye
and I suddenly realized
- the flow in here was all wrong.
- [audience laughs]
But, Mom,
- I have things in very specific places.
- [audience laughs]
Yeah! Yeah, honey, I found the cash.
- Great job saving your allowance.
- And the euros?
- What?
- Nothing.
[audience laughs]
- What's that?
- Oh!
This is how we are going to crush
Hamster Week.
Mom, every week is Hamster Week
if you're a hamster.
- [audience laughs]
- Look, when your classmate Jenna
had the hamster,
her mom went above and beyond
and built a maze to make him smarter.
Well, I am going above
"above and beyond"
and making him Instagram famous.
Check it out.
[audience laughs]
- He's Maverick from Top Gun.
- [audience laughs]
The whole thing is weird,
but he does make
that tiny bomber jacket work.
I have done a bunch of these.
Ooh! Just wait until you see the one
where he's at Coachella
- breaking up with Kendall Jenner.
- [audience laughs]
Oof. I picked the wrong week
to quit drinking Capri Sun.
[audience laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[music fades]
Hey, Mom's been acting super
Oh, my God! What happened to your hair?
[audience laughs]
Mom happened!
I just wanted my hair braided.
- [whooshing]
- [grunts] How's that? Tight enough?
- You know what? I think we can go tighter.
- No!
- [whooshing]
- I just wanted a simple braid,
and she went nuts.
And now, my hair is so angry.
- [audience laughs]
- We have to do something about Mom.
I know.
I'm a little worried about her.
She's obviously deflecting her feelings
about being fired.
She has to face her emotions
in order to get past them.
Whoa. Where did you get all that?
I got it from my friend, Jen.
She and her family go to therapy
because her sister eats paper.
- [audience laughs]
- [phone chimes]
Cool. How does that help us?
'Cause Jen showed me
the therapy technique.
- [phone chimes]
- I can totally do it on Mom!
Okay, but didn't Dad say something
about a process or whatever?
Yeah, but Dad doesn't know everything.
He told me that I don't need a bra
until next year.
- You don't.
- [yelling] Yes, I do!
- [audience laughs]
- [Mandy groans]
[upbeat music plays, then fades]
Um Why are you wearing that?
- What? This championship belt?
- [audience laughs]
That's holding up my championship pants?;
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, who told you about my date?
Doesn't matter.
I know all about Greg Turbo.
Baller name, by the way.
[audience laughs]
And I wanna meet him.
Fine, just promise you won't be weird.
- [doorbell rings]
- Or at least, any weirder.
[audience laughs]
- Hey, Lola! You look great.
- [crickets chirp]
Thanks, so do you.
- Does she?
- [door slams]
[audience laughs]
Does she look "great"?
- [audience laughs]
- Lola, [sighs]
why don't you introduce me
to your tiny breakable friend?
[audience laughs]
Greg Turbo.
- [paper tearing]
- [grunts]
- [audience laughs]
- [paper rustles]
Where did you even get a phonebook?
Old man Jacobs next door.
I just sit and drink buttermilk with him
while he told me about the Korean war.
[audience laughs]
Your Dad's the Big Show?
[stammers] I'm a huge fan.
Lola, no wonder you're so awesome.
- [chuckles] That's kinda nice.
- [audience laughs]
Good, you know me,
so you know what I do to my enemies.
Yeah! You give them the choke-slam, boom!
Only the single greatest signature move
in professional wrestling.
- I at least make a few lifts.
- [audience laughs]
Dad, can I talk to you?
Are you intimidating him
or planning a sleepover?
- I'm sorry, he's really charming.
- [audience laughs]
And that smile, are you kidding me?
[audience laughs]
Okay, I'll dial it back.
Oh, man. Shannon and Mark
are bailing on the Escape Room.
They broke up cause Mark said
Lizzo's music just wasn't for him.
Wow! And after she supported him
through quitting Diet Coke.
[audience laughs]
What's worse is they were our ride.
Hey, I can give you a ride.
Thanks!
Hey, if you're driving, why don't you
just do the Escape Room with us?
You know, we have two spots
and you're like the size of two people.
[audience laughs]
- No offense.
- Ah, none taken.
Literally, it's true, you know? I'm in!
If it's okay with Lola.
Um, well
If your Dad's half as cool as you,
it could be a great night.
- Okay.
- [audience coos]
You've made it impossible to say no.
- Let's do it.
- Yay!
- [audience laughs]
- Do you have, like, a giant car?
[deepens voice] Yes, I do, Greg Turbo.
Yes, I do.
[audience laughs]
You don't have to use his full name
every time.
[deepened voice] Yes, I do.
[audience laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[music fades]
- Whoa.
- [audience laughs]
I had a flu dream like this once,
except Ed Sheeran was there
and he was genuinely concerned
about my hydration.
[audience laughs]
- What's up, Mom?
- Oh!
I'm putting together some Sklerves.
That does not make things clearer.
- [audience laughs]
- They're shoe towers from Ikea.
Tan France form Queer Eye says
you should treat your shoes like royalty
and keep them in a tower.
[audience laughs]
Don't you see what these Sklerves are?
Yeah, Scandinavian garbage furniture.
- [audience laughs]
- No!
Mom is using this project
to avoid her feelings about being fired.
I have to do that therapy thing.
- [awestruck] Sklerve.
- [audience laughs]
Yes, Mom needs our help.
Do it.
[drawn out] Hey,
- Mom!
- [audience laughs]
Can you please sit across from me,
touching knees
and looking straight into my eyes?
That's weirdly specific, but okay.
- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy clears her throat]
[gently] Mom,
we all have feelings,
and feelings can be scary.
But if we don't look at them,
they get scarier.
So the best thing
to do is to face them.
Oh, my God! Yes!
You're welcome!
No, no, no!
While you were talking
about whatever,
I just realized that I can make
a tiny Sklerve out of these extra parts
for Captain Periwinkle!
[audience laughs]
Wow, Mom is super invested
in that hamster.
- [audience laughs]
- [gasps] That's it! The hamster!
That'll fix Mom!
[laughs menacingly] I love you,
you evil genius.
- [audience laughs]
- I am not an evil genius.
I'm obviously talking about myself.
Try to keep up.
[audience laughs]
[upbeat pop music playing]
- [music fades]
- [seagulls cawing]
- [low energy] Arg.
- [audience laughs]
I be the ghost of Stabby Pete.
You have 30 minutes
to find your way out of me ship
before the briny sea
floods the room.
And if you get stuck,
don't worry, I can totally help.
- [takes a deep breath] Yee.
- [audience laughs]
Your adventure begins now.
[clicks remote]
[adventurous music playing]
Wow, that kid has a lot to learn
about staying in character.
I've been dying to do
this pirate-themed Escape Room.
That's why I booked it.
You know,
we should check the grog bottles.
That's obviously
[together]where the first clue is.
No, we need to turn those sconces.
That'll open a secret passage.
Dad, it's a strip mall Escape Room,
not Hogwarts.
[audience laughs]
You'll see.
You wanna fly, Greg Turbo?
[awed] More than almost anything!
[audience laughs]
- [keyboard clacking]
- This is a normal first date thing, right?
I don't know. They seem happy.
[audience laughs]
[Lola] Hey, you guys!
Check this out!
So I told Mankind,
“If that's how you truly feel,
then you don't have to come
to my pool party.”
How did he take it?
There were some tears.
- [audience laughs]
- [Lola scoffs]
Hey! What are you doing?
You know, escaping,
'cause we're kinda running out of time.
You're annoyed. I get it.
I got a little starstruck with your dad,
but I'm here now. Can I help?
- [seagulls cawing]
- Sure.
So these bones all have numbers on them.
- Maybe if we put them together
- We'll get the combo for the escape lock!
- [bones tap]
- We make a good team.
- [excited exhale] We sure do!
- [audience laughs]
Look what I found!
I found the key to the escape door!
Come on, let's go.
[audience laughs]
The key won't fit.
- It's a combo lock.
- Try harder!
It's a combo lock.
The room is gonna flood,
we're running out of time!
- [audience laughs]
- Not on my watch, Greg Turbo. [roars]
- [door shatters]
- [grunts]
[audience laughs]
Sorry.
Dude, that's our seventh door this month.
God, Tampa has too many wrestlers.
[audience laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
- [music fades]
- [Mandy and JJ giggle]
Okay, what are you two up to?
- Nothing.
- [Cassy screams]
That doesn't sound like nothing.
[footsteps thudding] No, no, no, no, no!
Babe, are you okay?
[exhales] No!
I lost Captain Periwinkle.
I must have left the cage open!
- Mom! How could you?
- My hamster!
- That's so terrible!
- I can't believe it's gone!
- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy sighs]
I know.
I'm the worst.
[inhales sharply] I can't keep a job,
[stammers] I can't sell a haunted house,
and now I can't even take care
of a space hamster.
- [audience laughs]
- He flew to the stars on a rocket,
[crying] and I lost him
in a cul-de-sac in Tampa.
[audience laughs]
- At least you faced your feelings.
- [Cassy sniffles]
Don't you feel better?
What?
No! I feel worse!
I mean, this is just proof
that the only thing that I am useful for
is being useless.
[Cassy yelps]
[stern] Explain now, quickly.
- I was only lightly involved.
- Not true!
Mandy said we needed to fix Mom,
but I think we broke her instead.
We hid Captain Periwinkle
to try to help Mom face her feelings.
Mm. Come here.
Look, I told you guys Mom has a process.
She should be at stage three,
Building Fury,
but thanks to you amateur psychiatrists,
she's now at stage six,
[audience laughs]
Breaking Wind.
JJ, don't laugh at that.
[audience laughs]
We're sorry, Dad.
[sighs heavily] Come here.
It's okay, I know how to fix it.
I'll just get her six pints of ice cream
and a value pack of Lactaid.
[audience laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[music fades]
So, in order to solve for the X intercept,
just set Y to equal zero.
Oh. Thank you.
You know, I love Mr. Hornsby,
but his math rap is so confusing.
It's kinda catchy though.
When A is big ♪
B equals C ♪
Your triangle becomes ♪
Isosceles ♪
Isosceles ♪
Isosceles ♪
Check out these ♪
Isosceles ♪
Math ♪
[audience laughs]
[audience oohs]
Were you about to kiss me?
I was thinking about it.
[Big Show yelling] Oh!
Dang! Look who's in the house!
You better fasten your seat belts
'cause we gonna have some Turbo-lence!
[audience laughs]
Must be because of the Show-storm!
[together] Whoop! [yelling uproariously]
[audience laughs]
Whatever that was
will haunt me for a long time.
Bro, look what I found.
This
is a collector's item,
and I want you to have it.
[audience laughs]
Whatever you do, don't wear it in France.
[audience laughs]
They will straight up mug you for it.
[audience laughs]
This is dope!
Wow.
My eyes bring out your eyes.
[audience laughs]
Let you get back to it.
- [mouths "wow"]
- [audience laughs]
So about that kiss thing?
Nope! Not gonna work.
- My dad's staring right at me.
- [audience laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
Dad is stealing my boyfriend!
Ooh So Greg is your boyfriend now?
I don't know, maybe.
He has long eyelashes
and he laughs at my jokes.
- I've seen relationships built on worse.
- [audience laughs]
I'm trying to see if anything's there,
but Dad keeps getting in the middle
before I can figure it out.
I need to talk to Cassy.
Uh, yeah, that's not gonna work.
Why?
[Cassy strums guitar]
Bennett, you lied ♪
That's when I cried ♪
[knocks guitar]
And now I'm gonna have to ♪
[hitting high note] Hide ♪
- [audience laughs]
- She's been doing that all day,
and the dogs in the neighborhood
- are going crazy.
- [audience laughs]
Well, I guess I have to deal with Dad
on my own.
And since you guys broke Cassy,
you need to fix her.
We tried earlier.
It did not go well.
- [whooshing]
- Good news! We found Captain Periwinkle.
[giggles] You didn't lose him.
Nice try,
but I bet that's not even the Captain.
I've done the old
"replace a dead pet" trick on you girls,
like, so many times.
[audience laughs]
- [whooshing]
- I still can't believe
she replaced Lady Finsworthy.
You never fed that fish.
How do you think she lived
for three years?
I don't know!
I assumed she switched bodies
with a younger fish.
[audience laughs]
This feels like a longer conversation,
but I gotta go.
[audience laughs]
Let's get to work.
Wait, but Dad told us to butt out.
We should just let him handle this.
[Cassy] My heart is shaking ♪
It's a life quake ♪
- It's a life quake ♪
- [audience laughs]
Okay, what's the plan? Hurry.
Calm down.
I got this.
Just bring me Dad's iPad
and three Pixy Stix.
Why Pixy Stix?
Because this machine
needs fuel to run, baby.
[audience laughs]
Ooh! I got a cool idea for you
and Greg's next date: batting cages.
You know, I love the batting cages,
but I'm not sure about Greg.
- Well, I texted him, and he said,
- [audience laughs]
“Yeah, I'll take out the trash.”
Then it was, “Oops, sorry.
That was for my mom,
- [audience laughs]
- but I'm super in,” so I think he's in.
You guys are texting now?
- [animated] All day, everyday!
- Uh, okay.
But the batting cages,
it would be just us, right?
Just us. Me, you and Turbs.
[audience laughs]
And then next week,
we're gonna go eat fondue
at the Melting Pot.
What I dip, you dip, we dip.
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, this has gone far enough.
I think I have to break up with Greg.
Why?
Because we just started dating,
and he's more into you than me.
You think? Why, did he say something?
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, my God!
How can you not see that this is weird?
Only thing weird is we'll be
at the batting cages without you.
Okay, let me tell you
how this is gonna go.
If I'm breaking up with him,
you have to, too.
- [huffs] Why?
- [audience laughs]
That seems kinda harsh.
[audience laughs]
Okay,
I'll break up with him,
but I don't know
how we're gonna figure out the custody
of our Yogurtland punch card.
[audience laughs]
I cannot believe
you are pretending to be Dad on Twitter!
I know. Pretty cool, right?
- [audience laughs]
- No!
It's catfishing!
That's an ugly word
for a victimless crime.
[audience laughs]
Besides, we're doing this to help Mom.
It's against everything that I stand for.
Um, you're secretly dating your opponent
for school president.
The ethics ship has sailed for you, babe.
[audience laughs]
[iPad chimes]
The fish has taken the bait.
They're in Miami, so this is perfect.
Now I just need to respond, and
- [iPad jingles]
- it's done.
Wow, it's like you've done this before.
I have. A bunch of times.
- [audience laughs]
- Seriously?
Oh, come on!
Do you really think Hillary Clinton
just called you on your birthday?
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, my God.
Between this and Lady Finsworthy,
is nothing real?
[audience laughs]
- [mellow music plays]
- [keys jingle]
- [music fades]
- [crickets chirping]
You're out late, Father.
- [Big Show screams]
- [audience laughs]
[light clicks on]
[upbeat] Oh, uh
Hi.
What are you doing in the dark?
I could ask you the same thing.
- [ice taps]
- Where were you tonight?
Uh, you know, just [scoffs]
walking the streets, fighting crime.
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, stop.
I know you were at the batting cages
with Greg.
He posted your date all over social media.
[sighs] Why can't he just
live in the moment?
- [audience laughs]
- Seriously?
That's your takeaway?
You didn't see this kid's face.
He's going through a real hard time.
He did just get dumped.
Dad!
- [audience laughs]
- Fine, I'll do it, I promise.
Not good enough.
This time, I'm gonna need proof.
- [Big Show sighs]
- [audience laughs]
Hey, what's going on?
Dad's breaking up with my boyfriend.
- [audience laughs]
- What about you guys?
Catfishing a celebrity to help Mom.
Great. Then everything's normal.
- [audience laughs]
- [door opens]
It's done.
- [audience laughs]
- [Big Show sighs]
That looked hard.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm the one who's sorry.
I really messed things up
for you and Greg.
Yes, you did, but
it's not really about Greg.
It's about you and me,
and actually, Mandy and JJ, too.
Dad, at some point,
we're all gonna be dating.
Aw, don't remind me.
I had a nightmare
about you dating a street magician.
- [audience laughs]
- With a tattoo on his face.
And he ruined Thanksgiving!
- [audience laughs]
- Calm down.
All I'm saying is,
if this is gonna work,
you're gonna have to chill little bit
and let us figure it out on our own.
This is all new territory for me,
and you know how I am about change.
- That's why you hate Doctor Who.
- Right? Stick with one Doctor, man!
- [audience laughs]
- I was just nervous
about you dating for the first time,
and when Greg turned out to be
such a nice guy,
I overcompensated a little.
A little?
You guys were talking
about going apple picking together.
We were gonna make a tart.
[audience laughs]
Look, I just wanna find someone
who likes me
as much as Greg liked you.
And you will.
And when that happens,
I promise I will stay
all the way out of it.
- [doorbell rings]
- Turbs?
- [audience laughs]
- That's for us.
[audience cheers]
Good Lord.
You know, you can Google pictures,
but it doesn't quite prepare you,
does it?
- What's happening?
- [audience laughs]
Mr. Show, I'm Tan France from Queer Eye.
"Obvi." What are you doing here?
You reached out to me
on Twitter, and I am so glad you did.
- I've had my eye on you for years.
- [audience laughs]
I saw a picture of you
in your wrestling costume,
and I was like, [gasps]
- “That's my Everest.”
- [audience laughs]
Thank you for being so brave,
my love. [pats arm]
- [clicks tongue] Don't make me ask again.
- [audience laughs]
Dad, I'm so sorry.
We pretended to be you to get Tan here.
But we didn't bring him here for you,
we brought him here
for her.
- [audience laughs]
- [designers gasp]
Uh, Jacobi, we do not get scared.
Actually, that is pretty scary.
Uh, is that a ghost?
'Cause that's a different show.
[audience laughs]
- [whooshing]
- Okay, you guys! What do you think?
- [Cassy chuckles]
- Wow, Cassy, you look amazing!
Yeah, cute, right?
- [Big Show] Wow.
- I am so glad to be out of those sweats.
Good, because, uh, Fatima burned them
- in the fire pit.
- [Cassy laughs]
- [audience laughs]
- Thank you.
- Oh, and, uh, I'm sorry about our girls.
- [Tan] Oh.
They just really wanted to help their mom,
they went a little overboard.
- It's fine.
- [stern] Right?
Absolutely.
And if it makes you feel any better,
the guilt of this incident will haunt me
for many years to come.
[audience laughs]
JJ?
Yeah, me too, I'm haunted.
- [audience laughs]
- [chuckles] Okay.
You guys, I would watch that little one
real carefully.
[together] We know.
- Thank you. You are amazing.
- You are so welcome. [kisses]
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Wow! That was crazy! I mean,
- [Cassy laughs]
it's always crazy around here,
but that was next level.
Ah! Well, speaking of next level
[sighs] I was a wreck this week.
You had a tough break.
You just had to go through your process.
Ugh, I don't know.
I mean,
I really loved selling real estate.
Honey, it was the one thing
since the kids were born
that really felt like mine.
Just guess I don't have what it takes
to compete with the Bennetts of the world.
Anyway, [laughs]
who's gonna hire me now?
- No one.
- Exactly.
Wait, what?
No, you're supposed to be cheering me up.
We are going
in the wrong direction here, buddy.
Cassy,
you are the most fierce,
most determined person
I've ever met in my life
Aw
and I got you something
to remind you of that.
Girls, come on, let's go to the car.
Come on.
Come on. Ándale. Ándale. Ándale.
Let's go. Let's go.
Good knees. Good knees.
[upbeat music playing]
- [music fades]
- [laughing] Oh, my God!
What [stammers]
I don't get it.
How did this happen?
I ordered this
- the day after you got fired.
- [Cassy sighs]
I mean, you asked me who's gonna hire you.
Well, here's your answer, you.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you opening
your own agency
and taking over the Tampa real estate game
[animated] like a boss.
[audience laughs]
I can do that. I can totally do that!
Thank you!
[Cassy laughs]
Hey, Cassy, let's go take a selfie
with the bench.
Okay.
You had this planned the whole time?
She just moved from "Shadow Walker"
to "Phoenix Rising."
- [audience laughs]
- Process complete.
Dang!
- Game respect game, Papa Smurf!
- [audience laughs]
It's 'cause your Dad
is the man.
Say it with me.
[together] Dad is the
The bench has to go.
What? Why?
Look, honey, [stammers]
I love you so much for this,
but the picture you used is all wrong.
I mean, nobody's gonna buy
a house from Lady Crazy Eyes.
- I think it looks great!
- [Cassy] It does not.
I'll get on it tomorrow.
No, no, no, you'll get on it now
before anyone sees it.
Now, Show!
Get the bench, big guy.
[stammers] Just tear it up
out of the ground.
Right out of the ground?
Right out of the ground!
All right.
- [Big Show groans]
- [bench snaps]
[audience laughs]
Move!
- [Cassy] Okay, let's get going.
- [audience laughs]
[upbeat pop closing credits playing]
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