The Getaway (2024) s01e05 Episode Script

In Plain View

1
- MS. TERRY:
Previously, on The Getaway
- SAM: The rules say that
a Snitch in the final two
wins the full amount
in the Snitch Stash.
- BEN: We're gonna pay the full
amount to both finalists.
Steven, he clearly is thinking,
and I think all of them
are thinking,
there's something else.
- SAM: Yeah.
- ADAM: Alright, now do—
- Oh, don't look!
Don't look, guys!
- When I saw Matt
in the dress, I thought
oh, okay, perhaps Matt
is Ms. Terry.
- That's what I thought, too.
(Steven laughs)
- Six for Patch.
Two for Steven.
- They got me. They got me.
I'm the guy. I'm the Snitch.
- Ohh.
That's funny.
It's funny because
everybody's the Snitch.
- Yeah?
- Yep.
- Gottem, called it.
(group laughs uproariously)
Let's go!
Aaah!
- Welcome!
Welcome!
- Oh man, I felt—
When you looked at Adam,
when I said that on camera
I felt so stupid.
I was like, they're gonna make
me look like such a moron.
- That was the goal!
(group laughs)
- DAN: Yeah.
- Agh! Okay, okay.
- You should feel good
because you are the only person
that as far as we know
has even questioned it.
- Okay.
The reason I thought it was
because I genuinely thought
At first I was like, well
it would be interesting to play
this game with no Snitches.
And then I thought, well, okay,
maybe that is what they're doing.
But wait, I am the Snitch.
So the only way that could be
is if everyone is the Snitch.
I was starting to— The other—
Another thing is when
Foreign flipped on me,
I was like, oh, he— maybe
he really is a Snitch too.
You know, I thought he was—
I thought I had him on lock,
and he flipped.
Oh man.
- SAM: Anyway.
- Now it's, I believe
you have to act sad,
like they're leaving you in the desert.
- SAM: Oh yeah, that's true.
(motor revs)
- Something I do think
is that however we think
this last day is supposed to go,
in terms of the game
I think it's gonna be
totally different.
- It's not gonna be that way.
- But we're forgetting
the biggest thing.
Matt in a dress.
- That is true.
I don't know if
- The only thing that
makes me think is that
if Matt is indeed the Snitch
then maybe that's some kinda
promo shot or something.
Actually, good question.
Now we've eliminated
three people,
who do you think was
the Snitch?
Provided I mean, I think we—
I don't think
we would have aced today
and got every single thing done
if we still had a Snitch.
- And mathematically,
it's a good chance
with our perceptive skills.
- Yes.
- And with the numbers.
- Yes.
- Right?
- We voted people out
for a reason.
I just know it's gonna be
There's absolutely gonna be
some kind of a twist.
Something we don't see coming.
There's no way, Ms. Terry.
- Can we not do another twist?
- It's gonna be something huge.
- My stomach can barely take it.
- I don't think I can handle
another twist.
The first twist almost killed me.
♫ (bluesy big-band music)
And today is the last day
in our beautiful VW.
Our baby.
- Oh, I know!
- I'm gonna miss the smell
of burning coolant.
(Georgia giggles)
- Yeah.
We're gonna miss
that small fear
that we have in the
back of our minds
that at any moment,
this might set on fire.
- This extremely and
increasingly cumbersome door.
- The wheels that are so thin
that this is prone to
just flipping over.
- And the fact that
as soon as you open up
the windows too much,
it could actually
become aerodynamic
and get lifted off
of the road itself.
- Yeah, we flew
for a bit one time.
- Yeah, I—
- There was a
few seconds in the air.
- I have to say
If I had to choose two people
to be on the final day with
it would be both of you.
- Yeah.
- No matter what,
that is such a huge accomplishment.
- Absolutely.
- And I'm really happy.
This was an amazing experience.
- Whatever happens.
- With everyone.
- I mean, there's also
the elephant in the room
that one of us will not
make it to that.
- It's so heartbreaking
to me, though.
It's such a painful experience
that I don't even want to go there.
But it's true.
- Yeah.
- It's so horrible.
- The horrible thing is,
is that every time
we voted somebody out,
I've basically gone, "Well, if
they're the Snitch, great call."
- Yeah.
- But obviously,
they can't all be.
- FOREIGN: Yeah.
- STEVEN: So it's like, then,
when I remember, I'm like,
"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
- FOREIGN: Can there— There
might be multiple Snitches.
You never know.
- GEORGIA: There could be.
- Really? That'd be wild.
- That would be an interesting twist.
- I think that would be
Well, yeah.
- I think it would be
logistically strange,
but it would— because
there's not that many people.
- I go back to
the story as well.
And I think, like
Yeah, it's gonna be nice
when this is over.
And we just get to know.
- Yes. And we can—
- I just can't wait.
- There's that anxiety
in the back of your head.
You know,
just this doubt, just like,
well, what if the Snitch
was here all along?
- Yeah.
- FOREIGN:
But at the same time
it just doesn't make any sense
when you look at
how we've been playing.
- STEVEN: Okay, what is it?
What is it? What is it?
- Read really quickly.
Adventure Park.
- Adventure Park.
- It's Adventure Park.
- Iron Mountain.
- Hot Springs.
- Hot Springs.
- Hot Springs.
- It's gotta be Adventure Park.
- Yeah, we're doing
Adventure Park, I think it is.
What is at there though?
I don't know what's there.
- Okay, no, look at that.
I don't like it.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Bad, bad, not good.
That's very high.
- Oh my god.
- I don't do heights.
- Oh my god.
- No.
- You don't have
to turn right probably.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Don't have to turn.
- No turning right.
- I don't like it.
- Don't do it.
- ALL: Ohh!
- Come on!
- GEORGIA: Oh, this is so bad.
That's so bad.
(phone ringing)
Hi, Ms. Terry.
- MS. TERRY: Hello, players, and
welcome to your final challenge.
This challenge will take place
atop this mountain,
and is divided into four stages.
And if you're Loyal,
your goal will be
to complete those stages quickly.
I'm putting $3,000 on the line
from the Loyal Loot,
and I'll be adding up
how long it takes
each of you to complete
this challenge.
Your cumulative time.
If that total is under
three and a half hours,
that money will go
to the Loyal Loot.
Otherwise, all $3,000 will
go to the Snitch Stash.
But, there's a twist.
Today, you're not just playing
to move money around.
You're playing for extra power
in your final elimination vote.
You will each have one set
of voting chips as usual.
But in this challenge,
each of the four stages
will reward one additional vote
to the player who completes it
in the shortest amount of time,
for a total of four
extra votes available.
When you're ready,
board the gondola behind you.
- Wow.
- What is this shit?
(Foreign Man sighs)
Oh man, this bit's even
nerve wracking, you know?
Can this door close?
- It will, it looks like.
Ohh-kay.
- (Georgia giggles)
- Addition cards, this is weird.
Small addition,
multiplication, subtraction.
But they're small numbers.
Juggling, you might
enjoy this puzzle.
- Yep.
- And then I have no idea
what the shock gum
could possibly be for.
Oh, here we go!
- FOREIGN:
Ohh, we're off the ground!
- Keep on reading.
Keep on reading.
- Okay, alright.
- Is that a good sign?
- I don't know what that means.
- Maybe that means good.
- Where are the instructions?
We've got a whole juggling guide,
but we get this fecking
(Georgia cackles)
We get this colourful, insane—
- Eight reasons
why juggling is good for you.
- Why is it angry at me?
- Ways to improve
reaction time,
reflexes, spatial awareness, and—
(Simon game beeping)
Can you shut this up for a second?!
- No! Stop it! Stop it!
I'm trying to figure out how
the bloody game is played!
- And, I need—
- Do you want us to win this?!
- Look—
- I'm literally
just figuring this out,
and then you're trying
to stop it happening.
- We need to talk about
what's going on.
- Is this gondola trauma?
- What's going on?
That we try to master these games
so that we win money?
- Oh my god, alright,
I'll just
(Georgia stifles giggling)
- God!
Right, okay. Would you like
to take a moment
to talk about how high up this is?
- Oh, thanks!
- That's not juggling,
by the way.
- This isn't juggling?
- No, maybe read the guide.
- How about you teach me?
- I will, okay.
- Juggler?
- Wait, do I have to sit
between you both?
I think I have to sit
between you both.
Do we have to turn
this gondola around?
Oh, very nice.
Look at you, fancy.
- Oh, shit.
Got too cocky.
- (gasps) Don't lose one!
- Okay, well,
we've practiced well.
- I know she's here.
- These puzzles,
this is just gonna be—
I mean, can you practice?
We can't practice that.
- You can't practice it.
- Don't struggle in 15 minutes.
Please don't take
15 minutes to learn.
- Okay, alright.
- Oh, that was more wiggly
than necessary.
- Oh no, god
- I feel safe.
(gondola clanks)
(phone ringing)
- Okay, yeah, that's it.
- Hello?
- MS. TERRY:
This is your first stage.
Here you will be gathering
puzzle pieces in the cave,
which you must then assemble.
The finished puzzle will
tell you what to do next.
You may not leave the cave
until you have completed
a full puzzle correctly.
- We can do a puzzle.
- We can do a puzzle.
- We can do a puzzle.
- Yeah.
- We got this.
- We had childhoods.
- MS. TERRY: (rapidly)
Three, two, one, go!
- STEVEN: Go, go, go, go!
Go, go!
- FOREIGN:
Okay, here's one.
- STEVEN:
Just grab it, grab it!
So I guess it's gonna be
- GEORGIA: Wait. Let's wait.
- colour-coordinated
or something like that.
- GEORGIA: Wait, someone—
- STEVEN: My overall strategy
was to continue to bet on
mine and Georgia's partnership.
And as long as
we each won one task
and we work together,
we definitely win.
So the number one priority
was that between us,
we won two tasks.
- Look at the back.
- Steven— Yeah, I know.
- That's how to tell the colors.
- Okay.
- STEVEN: No! Dammit.
- Are you okay?
(Steven grunts)
Oh no.
So, my plan was that
I wanted to win
two of the challenges.
I thought that if there was
an immediate challenge
up for grabs that, you know,
that was something different.
But since there wasn't,
I just had to worry about
making sure that
I had the most power.
There's two more.
- It's dark and hard to see.
- Are you okay?
- FOREIGN: Here I am
hiding all of Steven's
puzzle pieces
as much as I can.
Putting them on top of ledges,
dashing them
underneath stalagmites.
I know that he ain't
gonna find them, right?
- I see something
at the top, yeah.
- FOREIGN: Okay.
- Okay. Okay, yeah, this is
This is it.
This is where we're
going to do it, I think.
We've got a lot of puzzle pieces!
- Okay, just arrange 'em
by colour first.
- Alright, whatever.
That's fair.
- Let's just begin to start
assembling some of these.
- Spell canyon.
(gasps) Got it!
Okay, yeah, I see what it says!
- I
- Okay, that's unnecessary,
but I'll put this in for
I've got it, okay.
I'm missing one bit.
Where's the last red piece?
Did we miss a red piece?
What the hell?
- I think I'm missing a piece.
- I'm missing a piece.
- FOREIGN: How?
- I'm missing a piece for sure.
I'm sorry, I'm going back.
- STEVEN: Yeah, Foreign gets
the whole blummin' puzzle
like a breeze.
- Okay.
Y'all go ahead real quick,
I just wanna
Password
Go to the canyon swing.
I have all my pieces.
So I really don't need
to go anywhere.
And I've hid some pieces
from them.
- Apparently, just with my
little observationally British eyes,
I should just go,
"There's the piece" and see it.
(audio rewinds)
Georgia, how you doing?
Georgia?
How you doing?
- Got one.
- You got one?
- Yes, they're
suddenly around.
- Mine or no?
- No, sorry.
- FOREIGN: They did?
- GEORGIA: Yes.
Yes.
- But this is a square.
Can I get a puzzle check?
- Puzzle check!
- So basically, Foreign's
going to have it done.
So he's going to win
this challenge.
Which means
And if not, then Georgia.
Which means my
priorities have shifted.
- Yeah, great.
- MS. TERRY: Now that
Georgia and Foreign
have completed their puzzles,
they're off to the
Giant Canyon Swing.
- GEORGIA: Oh my god.
- Okay, alright.
- Oh my god, oh my god.
- Wait, hold on.
No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
- Oh!
- No, no, no, no, no.
- MS. TERRY: Where each player
has been assigned
a familiar face who's
thinking of an item.
Once they give their partner
the password
- Colorado.
- MS. TERRY: they may ask
yes or no questions
until they correctly
guess the item.
At which point,
this stage is complete.
- The Getaway?
Oh my god, I hope
I get this really fast.
Because if not, I have
to keep on doing this!
- MS. TERRY:
Oh, and just for fun
they can only ask questions
when the ride is moving.
(Georgia shrieks)
- Oh my fucking god!
- GEORGIA: Person?
- This is nice.
So really, my tactic
is that me and Georgia
each win one vote.
That gives us four votes,
which means that
basically we can outvote Foreign.
My other plan is to
do this, basically.
Kill time.
I genuinely don't know
where this puzzle piece is.
- Oh lord, my god!
- PATCH: Woo! Yeah!
- FOREIGN: Oh my god, I can't—
- PATCH: Yeah!
(Georgia shrieks)
- FOREIGN: Someone, what the fuck's
wrong with you!
Oh my god!
- Woo!
(Georgia shrieks)
Oh my god!
- I'm trying to be a bit
out of breath.
- Is it bigger than a
- FOREIGN: Oh my god!
(Georgia shrieks)
Oh fuck, I can't even
open my eyes!
Oh lord! Oh lord, no!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh lord, my legs!
(Georgia shrieks)
Oh, I'm upside down!
Oh my fucking god! Why?!
- Yes, yes!
- Is it electronic?
(Georgia squeals)
- It don't make no sense!
- Okay
I threw the
giant swing challenge
just so I could get some
more money in the Snitch Stash
because this whole time
I've been trying to play
like a Loyal.
And then I've been
forsaking the Snitch Stash.
So today was my time
to clean up.
(Georgia babbles incoherently)
(Matt applauds)
(both high-five)
(Georgia squeals)
- Where?
There actually isn't a
There isn't a puzzle piece!
- Can it be bought?
- Thank you, please.
Please, oh, god bless.
- Alright, you guys are
good to hop off now.
- MS. TERRY:
Having guessed her item,
Georgia is off to the Crystal Tower,
where each player
will have 30 seconds
to look at a sequence of cards.
Next, they ride the ride,
then recreate the sequence.
If they do it right,
they complete the stage.
If they do it wrong,
they look, ride, and reorder
until they get it right.
- Hey.
- Did you memorize
your sequence?
- Of course.
- RIDE ATTENDANT: Arms up next.
- Oh, I'm gonna regret this.
Oh my god, really?
- Confirmed.
- Why?
(cage clanks shut)
No, no, no, no.
That's not nice!
What?
(squealing)
I don't wanna go down!
No!
No, no.
(ride snaps)
(Georgia shrieks)
(Georgia howls)
No!
- STEVEN: Supposed to be
on the floor, in plain view.
In plain view.
I am not seeing it
in plain view.
- Okay, is it
available at a gas station?
Is
- (laughs) Okay.
- Is it
- Hooh.
- It's edible.
So it is edible.
Is it supposed to be eaten?
- Yes.
No!
- Is it potato chips?
- No.
- Is it beef jerky?
- No.
- Is it
- I have to say
I hate you right now, Sam.
I'm just gonna say it,
I hate you right now.
No, I hate you.
On ride three.
So I didn't know
what the ride was,
but I knew that I had
to get sabotage ha—
I needed to make sure
that we went over time.
And so I picked the third ride
because I didn't know
what the fourth one was.
Of all the rides that
I planned to do this on
it had to be this one.
- STEVEN:
In plain view!
The piece is in plain view.
The piece is in pla—
- I'm gonna puke.
Is it ice?
- It is not ice.
- Is it frozen?
- Sometimes.
- Um
Is it
- That is incorrect.
- Do you tell me
if any of them are right?
You don't tell me
if any of them are right?
It was not the—
It was not the game
that I should've chosen for this.
But go for it.
Oh.
Oh, that was really wrong.
- Okay, it literally doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
I've been everywhere.
Apparently!
So essentially, I'm gonna
take this puzzle piece.
I'm gonna stick it there.
That is a square.
That is a square puzzle.
There is not another puzzle piece.
I have been through this cave.
That surely counts.
It count—
That counts!
- Would I eat it
at a birthday party?
- Yeah.
- What the fuck?
(Patch laughs)
What else could it be?
- Where am I?
Oh my god, please no, geez.
Oh, no!
We're going over the canyon?
(sighs) Shit.
Hey, friend.
Yeah, the password's Friday.
Oh my god!
- Listen, I know
you're gonna be evil.
I'm waiting to make sure it's
memorized, stuck in my head.
You have an evil glint,
do you know that?
Has anyone told you that before?
- SAM: I believe in you fully.
- Okay, so is it an object?
- Yes.
- Okay.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Sorry!
Oh my— fuck!
Okay, sorry, okay.
So, sorry.
Is it a pillow?
- No.
- No.
(ride snaps)
(Georgia yelps)
(Georgia shrieks)
(Georgia hyperventilates)
That was worse!
Why was that one worse?!
- Okay, here,
something in a bedroom.
Is it something that
you would (babbles)
sleep with in bed with you?
- No.
- Is it a
Oh my gosh.
Something you have
on a counter maybe?
- No.
- Something you put in a
cupboard or a wardrobe?
- Yes.
- Is it a clothing item?
- Yes.
- Is it a hat?
- No.
- Is it a belt?
- No.
- Is it shoes?
- No.
- You were using—
I've done shoes.
Is it socks of some kind?
- Yes. Yes.
- Is it socks?
Oh, god.
- Savoury is beef jerky?
(Steven guffaws)
- Okay.
Where am I going?
This way? Okay.
Ooh, god.
Okay.
Oh, oh, okay.
What, what?
What?
Where am I going?
In here?
Oh, okay.
Hey, okay.
Can you flip, please?
I don't know what that means.
Okay.
Can I see? Okay.
Okay.
So Popeye, okay
- Oh, yes!
Oh, my god.
Ahhh.
Come on, y'all saw me.
Literally vomiting to show
how inept I am at 21 questions.
Vomiting all over the place.
- Fuck it, yeah.
- You're gonna do it?
- Yeah.
- Okay, he's forfeited.
- And then ultimately
just throwing away the challenge,
because I know that
at the end of the day,
I needed to get past three hours
in order for some money
to go in the Snitch Stash.
- Popeye, keepy-ups
with a tiger.
Popeye's doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
Conor McGregor
is slurping a banana.
Only related to card counting,
over the pandemic,
I learned a memory technique
called Person-Action-Object.
Essentially what you do
is you assign
a person, an action, and an object
to an individual playing card.
So, for example,
seven of diamonds, for me,
is Conor McGregor
punching a punching bag.
Punching is the action.
The object is the punching bag.
Then what you do, once you've
got all of that internalised,
is when you see
three playing cards,
you take the person
from card one,
the action from card two,
and the object from card three,
and you create a picture.
(cage clacks shut)
Popeye is doing keepy-ups
Popeye is doing keepy-ups
with a tiger.
Popeye is doing keepy-ups
with a tiger.
Conor McGregor is slurping
Popeye doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
Popeye
Popeye is doing
keepy-ups with
(ride snaps)
—a tiger.
Playing cards are abstract.
They're hard to remember.
And by remembering
Popeye doing
keepy-ups with a tiger
It doesn't matter
what Sam is yelling,
because it's not
the same kind of thought.
Popeye's doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
Conor McGregor's
slurping a banana.
Popeye's doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
Conor McGregor's
slurping a banana.
Where? Popeye's doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
Conor McGregor's
slurping a banana.
Popeye's doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
Conor McGregor's
slurping a banana.
- It was worse
last time, though.
Now, I'm even more scared.
Because last time,
it was even worse.
That's not right.
No
(ride snaps)
(Georgia yelps softly)
(Georgia shrieks)
- Conor McGregor
is slurping
a banana.
(Georgia chuckles)
It's read this way.
(Steven sighs)
- (giggles) Yeah.
- Popeye is doing keep-ups.
Popeye
(Georgia snickers)
- Does it now?
Why do I not think that?
- TRISTAN:
Okay, that is incorrect.
- That is not incorrect.
Are you kidding me?
Can I look at them again?
Jack of clubs,
five of hearts.
- The thing that they
might not have realized
is that the color on
the back of the cards
needs to be right too.
- (muttering) Jack of clubs,
five of hearts, six of clubs.
Jack of hearts,
five of diamonds, six of clubs.
Jack of hearts,
five of hearts, six of clubs.
Show me the cards, please.
(Steven slurring words)
I got it r—
I got it right!
What? Can we double—
That's right!
Oh, the—the colours?
You never said the colours.
Can I go back?
Red, all blue—
Oh, I hate you all.
The colours of the cards?
Red, all blue, red?
Yeah, got it.
Red, all blue, red.
That's bullshit, okay.
I got the cards right, though.
- Flip, please.
(ride snaps)
- STEVEN: Aaah!
- Jesus Christ.
- STEVEN: I didn't know
the colours mattered.
- SAM:
That's like my seventh time.
- That's fun, eh?
- I love this one.
- I have it, yeah.
I didn't know the colours
of the cards mattered.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I frickin' hung out
in that cave for an hour.
- Yeah.
- But
I need to nail this task
just in case.
- Yeah.
- And then throw
the last one, I guess.
- Okay.
- We just need
I need me and Georgia
to each win one.
- Mm, okay. Interesting.
- I'm sorry that she's
not having a good time.
Is she okay?
Okay, well we can
offer her a penalty
if she wants to give up.
Okay, well why don't
we offer her a penalty?
- You have to win.
- SAM: Good luck.
- I'm struggling.
- STEVEN: No, I've got it.
- No, I'm getting it.
I'm gonna do it.
- I'm just talking next one.
- STEVEN: I have it.
Don't worry, Georgia.
I've got this one. It's so easy.
- GEORGIA: You got it, good.
- Yeah, yeah, I have it.
I didn't know there was colours.
- We need a win!
- You cheeky people
with your colours of the cards.
What is this shit?
- Welcome back.
What is the issue?
- It's really terrifying.
- Yeah?
- Should we make this
the last time?
- The last after.
- One more time?
- Yeah, I can do this.
So, yes, now
I'm stuck constantly
going back on the ride
over and over again,
and trying to waste
as much time as possible.
But also hoping that
if anyone sees me,
that it doesn't look like
I'm wasting so much time.
And it didn't get any less scary.
(ride snaps)
(Georgia shouts)
God dammit.
This was such a bad idea.
- That is so mean.
How dare you guys not tell
me the colours mattered.
Yeah, here we go.
So as you can see,
it's all
- Al frente.
- Because Popeye is doing
keepy-ups with a tiger.
And Conor McGregor
is slurping a banana.
- MS. TERRY: Steven's off
to the final stage.
Lucky for them, it's undergoing
annual maintenance right now.
So I left each player
a ball, a cup,
and a shared pile of stuff.
They must get the ball
into the cup.
But they can't throw it,
and they must be
completely behind this line
before they release it.
When the ball lands
in the cup,
they've finished the challenge.
(Steven chuckles)
- Oh, interesting.
Uh huh.
- Will it be said
that I took the penalty?
- No.
- Okay, I'll take the penalty.
- BEN: Okay, wait here.
- But it won't be said?
- They'll know how long
this took you in total.
- I'll take a penalty then.
(Steven gasps)
- Oh, now we're talking.
(Steven blurts chuckle)
(muttering)
You can fuck right off.
(Steven chuckles)
(objects crushing)
- Oh.
Hi.
I would.
- CRYSTAL (ride vo):
Oh my gosh, you made it!
You've heard about our little
- Okay.
- So currently, this is
largely kinda killing time.
It would be really, really bad
if we did everything in
under three and a half hours.
So firstly, I've taken
the two most useful things
which is the tape.
I've put it in there.
I've also taken the alpaca book
and put it in there.
'Cause I'm the only one
that actually looked at it.
It's annoying that that's here.
I've laid out some stuff
so that it looks like
I'm doing a lot of things.
So if somebody comes,
it's like,
I've been trying this stuff.
I bore it all, and I'm working.
- This is a lot of fun,
by the way.
- Is it?
- Yeah.
Queen of Hearts, Ace of Spades.
- RIDE ATTENDANT: All clear to start!
- King of Queens.
- Oh, that's so fucked up!
- Three of hearts.
Three of diamonds.
- Oh, you are a sadist!
- Four of hearts.
Seven of hearts.
- I never liked Jet Lag!
- Three of spades
seven of hearts.
(ride snaps)
- Aren't we really high?!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god!
- CRYSTAL: still exploring for
(Sam mutters indistinctly)
Shut the hell up!
- Okay.
Just testing a theory.
Noooo!
- Okay, so, I'mma be able
to go and do this very easily
because I have not
been listening to Sam.
No, you sound like white noise.
There's no such thing
as a tri—
Anyway, I don't—
Okay, alright,
can I get out of here please?
(cage clatters open)
(Foreign Man sighs)
Okay.
Okay.
Out of this?
Okay.
Four of hearts
Queen of diamonds,
jack of hearts.
Four of hearts.
Four of hearts.
(Steven grunts)
- Actually, just for
good measure
Okay, that's better effort, okay.
- CRYSTAL:
drawings of crystals
and these strange,
tree-like creatures.
When I was little
I would hear fantastic
stories about these trolls.
- Can you tell me
if the back of the cards
need to be the same as well?
Red, red, blue, blue,
red, blue.
Red, red, blue, blue,
red, blue.
Okay.
Please don't—
Let's just get it over with.
I don't want you
to do anything
but sit there, exist.
It's red, red,
blue, blue, red, blue.
I can't fucking stand you.
- Okay.
- Oh my god,
just drop me already!
(ride snaps)
Into hell!
(Steven guffaws)
- Okay, this might be
really difficult.
Fuck.
- RealLifeLore is better.
Oh my god, okay, alright.
Let's get it over with.
Red, red, blue, blue,
red, blue.
Red, red
Okay, so I need
a blue three
and a blue four.
Haven't even touched the blues.
Red, red, blue, blue.
So I need a blue three of spades.
(Foreign Man sighs)
And a four of hearts.
Red, red, blue, blue,
red, blue.
King of diamonds.
I need a blue
king of diamonds.
Wait, is it?
Okay, good.
Oh my god.
Hopefully, I can get safety.
Hopefully, this means that
I'll get another vote.
I could get Steven out.
- STEVEN: God damn.
Hey, dude.
Ball— Grab your ball.
How— How are you feeling?
- Are you talking about the vomit?
'Cause, yeah.
(Steven laughs)
I don't think I'm going to vomit.
- No, I just mean
How was the memory thing?
- Feeling good.
- Yeah?
- Feeling great.
- Just need something
to secure this.
- It has to be from behind here.
- C'Oh, can we bowl it in?
- They said I can't throw it
but I can roll it.
- Oh my god, that's such a
better idea than what I'm doing.
- Almost.
- I thought this was smart.
Hey!
- Hello!
- Hi.
- We'd love to tell you
we have a great system for this.
You need your ball.
But
- Damn it. Can you catch that?
- Got you.
- Ninja.
- Got you.
Okay, this is the red line?
- Yeah.
- This is my ball?
This is all the stuff
that I can use?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's anything
behind this line.
So you could use the
tractor in theory.
(bubble wrap rips)
I came here, and I was like,
this'll be easy.
I'll use the bubble wrap
to funnel it in.
I was wrong.
How you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- Huh?
- Good?
- Yeah.
How many times try—
How many rides
did you have to do
on the memory thing?
- Oh, I'm s—
Ugh, I'm sorry, okay?
That's all I'm gonna say
is I'm really sorry.
I apologize.
- More than four?
Oh, dear, okay.
It's alright.
- You don't even wanna know.
- What about the 20 questions?
- One ride, you?
- Oh!
- Wow.
- Can you not run across my bit
when I'm bowling?
- Huh?
- Is there tape?
- Tape would be great.
- Something's gotta change.
(small objects clattering)
- Yeah, okay, so
here's the scoop, right?
So there's a ball.
See the ball?
- TYSON: Yeah.
- Okay, here's a rock.
- TYSON: Yep.
- Can I hit the ball
with the rock?
Check it out.
Nope.
- Okay, okay.
- Here.
Give me that if it works.
Close.
- Take out the momentum.
- Well, that was
a great throw, Steven.
"Thanks, me."
Oh, kill me!
- This is infinitely more exciting
than what's happening.
(others giggling)
- You're locked in now.
Let's go.
- Oof!
- Jesus.
Damn.
- Come on, come on, come on!
God damn it!
Oh, fuck.
Georgia, it's come off.
- Pfft.
I just want to cry.
- Ooh!
- Who got it?
- I got it.
- Oh, Patch got it.
(Patch and Matt giggle)
- TYSON: I gotcha.
- That's clever.
- Well, that doesn't
make a difference for me.
Oh, maybe it does.
- Really?
- Oh, that was so close.
(group giggling)
- Oh, did you see that?
Did you actually see that?
Yes!
- Yes!
- Georgia!
(Georgia squeals)
Yes! Come on!
- Good job! Good job!
(both high-five)
Come on, Foreign.
Just steal my pole.
- Oh my god.
Yay.
(phone ringing)
- Oh my god.
- There's a phone?
- Where's my jacket?
(phone continues ringing)
- Do the honours.
- (sighs) Hello.
- MS. TERRY:
Congratulations, players,
on completing your final challenge.
For your performance
on individual stages,
Foreign earned one extra vote.
Steven, you also earned one.
Georgia, you earned
two extra votes.
The total cumulative time
you all took to complete
the challenge was
four hours, 33 minutes,
and nine seconds.
Well above the three hours
and 30 minutes
needed to keep the money
in the Loyal Loot.
That means $3,000 have now
moved to the Snitch Stash.
You now have
one last opportunity
to discuss your final elimination.
I'll call you when
it's time to vote.
- So, do I hang it up?
- Just so you—
We can hang it up.
We've heard enough from her.
So the first, in the cave,
there was not another piece.
Well, I say there wasn't a piece.
There wasn't a piece that I found.
And I am telling you now,
I looked everywhere.
Including around where
people were standing.
Anyway, so eventually
I took one of your pieces,
put it in, and went,
"That's a square."
And so that was
- Smart.
- That was why
that was a nightmare.
Yeah, so, how many times—
Well, I mean, what happened
with the next thing?
So how many times
were you in the—
- Man, listen here.
I think that I have
vindicated myself
of whatever scepticism,
whatever commitment
there is to the gang.
- I know, I'm not, I'm not—
- No, I'm just saying,
I'm more so saying this
for myself because
- I just want to first rec—
- You haven't been skeptical?
- I— Listen, no!
- Foreign.
- I puked
- Okay.
- for the gang.
- Congrats.
- Thank you.
- Foreign
- How many rounds
did you have to do?
- I'm not attacking you.
- No, no, no, I'm not.
This is the stress of
a man that's puked,
fell off an alpaca
threw water on a patron!
Anyway, Georgia.
- Right, so how many times
did you do the ride?
- Hmm?
- How many times
did you do the ride?
- Uh, three.
- Okay.
For the memory thing,
I got all the cards in one,
but I didn't realise
the colours mattered.
So I had to go again.
- Yeah, same.
- Same? Okay.
How many times?
(Steven laughs)
- You don't even want to know.
I— I did it—
I— I couldn't figure it out.
I took a penalty.
- STEVEN: It's okay. It's okay.
- I apologize,
but I really, I really killed us
on round number three.
- Yeah.
- So I'm happy
that you didn't.
Because I really did poorly.
- It was
- I apologize.
- Okay, the only thing
I want to say
Georgia, you have, of course,
an omnipotent power here.
Because two votes,
including your already vote,
one vote, one extra vote.
So you can, in many ways,
veto this.
I think that the one thing
that we need to consider,
whoever is the last
two people standing.
If one of them are the Snitch
then nobody gets anything.
- Yes.
- So you want
a Loyal up there.
So if there's been any type of
- Skullduggery?
- Skullduggery afoot.
Any doubt, this is
the vote that counts.
(phone ringing)
- Oh my god, already?
- Perfect timing.
- MS. TERRY:
It's time for your final vote.
Steven, you'll go first.
(Foreign Man sighs)
- Foreign.
Steven.
Foreign.
Foreign.
Steven.
Foreign.
Foreign.
(phone ringing)
(Georgia sighs)
- Hello?
- MS. TERRY:
Foreign, you've been eliminated.
Please leave Glenwood Caverns.
- Hey guys.
- What the hell
are you all doing?
- We brought you a friend.
- MATT: What up?
- Here, let's go down this way.
It'll be a nice shot.
- What's up, man?
- What's happening?
- So I thought it might be
interesting to start with
you letting them know
what your role is.
- What do you think?
- What's your
- Just guess, for the plot.
What do you think?
- No, just go ahead
and tell them.
Just go, yeah.
- Oh, okay.
I'm the Snitch.
- Same.
(Patch giggles)
- Are you really?
- Oh, that's really strange.
- Are you also a Snitch?
- I also am the Snitch.
- Oh, yeah, everyone's a Snitch.
- Oh, that's right.
That's how it is.
(Matt cracks up)
- All of us.
- Oh, that's some bullshit.
'Cause I thought—!
(scattered giggling)
- DAN: Yeah.
(scattered giggling)
- Oh.
- Good sell.
- There are some things
starting to make sense?
- Ohhh.
- PATCH: So you didn't suspect
a thing the whole time?
You thought you were the one.
- I thought I was the one.
- PATCH: Yeah.
- So did we.
- Yeah, we all did.
- Really a lesson in humility.
- Yeah.
- Seriously.
- It's really funny when you get
some of the most narcissistic
people on the planet
and tell them that they are the
special snowflake of a show.
And we all just kind of
believe you unconditionally.
Not second guessing it once.
Of course we're the stars!
But for the wrong reasons.
- MS. TERRY:
Steven and Georgia,
you've made it to
the end of the road.
Hopefully, you've made the
right decisions to get here.
Now it's time to find out.
Proceed to my hideout
at the Hotel Colorado,
where we will reveal
whether each of you is Loyal
or a Sn—
(Georgia sighs)
- Um, I
It's gonna be really—
I don't know how
everyone's gonna feel.
- It feels
It feels very bittersweet.
I really love all of these people.
I don't know how much that
comes across on camera.
Because when
I'm playing the game,
I'm really trying to
do everything I can.
But the result is that
I feel good that I won,
but then I feel like
I've betrayed everyone.
Which feels pretty bad,
honestly.
(sighs) I don't know how
Georgia's gonna react.
Georgia
I'll be so upset if she's
Yeah.
- I actually think
Steven will be impressed.
I think that he'll be like,
"Oh my god, good on you."
I think that he takes
the game really well.
- I don't know.
I don't know
how she's gonna react.
I think she'll be like,
"Well done, fair play."
But if she feels betrayed,
she feels betrayed.
And I'll feel bad because
I really like Georgia.
I like everybody.
(phone ringing)
Hello.
- MS. TERRY:
Steven and Georgia
congratulations again
on being our final two.
Over the course of this road trip,
you braved desert winds,
fed demanding diners,
wrangled savage alpacas,
tore through
the streets of Moab,
and rode a lot of
theme park rides.
You also outmanoeuvred
four other players,
earning the spots
you stand in today.
Of the $10,000 that
began in the Loyal Loot,
you kept 3,425
of them there
and allowed $6,575
to move to the Snitch Stash.
As a reminder,
if you are both Loyals,
you both win and split
the Loyal Loot.
But if there's a Snitch on
the other end of this line,
they will win the full amount
in the Snitch Stash,
and any remaining Loyal
will get nothing.
Now, please set the phone down
and close your eyes.
- Yeah, we're ready, yeah.
- MS. TERRY: Okay.
If you played the role of Snitch,
raise your right hand.
Now
open your eyes.
(Foreign Man high-fives)
- Wh
Are you actually kidding?
(Georgia laughs ecstatically)
(others giggle)
You have to be joking.
(laughs)
You have to be kidding me!
Is this for real?
- PATCH:
You played super well, man.
- Oh my god!
No, no way!
- You played so well.
(Steven guffaws)
(Georgia continues laughing)
You can't stop Georgia!
- Bring it in.
- Wait, wh—
- PATCH:
Good game, good game.
- Wait, what?
- Good game.
- GG.
- Awh, yeah!
- I don't understand!
Wait, were we all snitching?
- MATT: Yes!
- DAN: Yeah.
- Noooo!
- It was all of us
the whole time.
- We all thought
we were so clever!
- Yep.
- And yet!
(group applauds)
- Oh!
- No way!
Oh my gosh.
- GEORGIA: Ohhhh!
(contestants applaud)
- Oh, this feels
so much better.
Oh, I feel so much better
about screwing you over now.
(Georgia and Steven laugh)
I feel so much better
about screwing you over.
I thought you were
going to hate me.
All of our same—
We must have had
the same kind of conversations
with the camera all the time.
- No, that's so great.
That's gonna be so funny.
- I can't believe it.
- I'm all good. I'm all good.
- I was like, I came to this.
I had to play it the best I could.
- I'm all good.
- I was like, I was gonna feel so bad
if I went out on the first day.
- When we really allied—
That was the first point.
But when we real—
when we really allied
was at the cooking challenge.
- DAN: Slide it yeah!
(door rolls shut)
- MATT: Woo-hoo-hoo!
(contestants cheer, applaud)
(motor revs)
- VALENTINA: That was better.
That was so good.
- TRENTON: Woo!
- VALENTINA: That's a wrap!
- That's a wrap.
- TRENTON: That's a wrap
on The Getaway.
- VALENTINA:
That's a wrap, everybody!
- Congrats.
- Congrats.
Thank you, Valentina.
- VALENTINA:
High five. Yeah!
- Can't believe we did it.
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