The Great Heist (2020) s01e05 Episode Script

Funny Money

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Breaking news!
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
These are the latest headlines.
The authorities have revealed more details
about the robbery
of the Bank of the Republic in Valledupar.
Without a single shot fired,
the thieves took
over 23 billion in brand-new bills.
The Attorney General
and the police are offering a reward
to whoever provides information
leading to their capture.
Just wait till my captain gets here.
He'll make them talk.
They'll spit it all out.
I'll put you through, please wait.
Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.
-I'm here for those morons.
We brought you something.
Hello?
This is for you.
Unless you want to share it
with whoever is on the phone.
Hello?
Hello? Good afternoon.
Oh, so it turns out it was them
who robbed the bank, huh?
What?
I'm sorry, but
do you really think
that a couple of Neanderthals
could pull it off?
That's hilarious.
So what's with all that cash then?
You just happen to have it?
Let me explain.
We're negotiators not thieves.
Bootlegging is one thing, but stealing
such a large amount from the state
is another.
And let me tell you something, son.
Those two morons
are only good for two things:
for nothing, and for nothing at all.
But I need them out of here.
So either you give them their checkout
or I'll have to go to someone higher up.
I know, it'll be more expensive
but you'll be left empty-handed.
Jackie, thanks for bailing us out.
Jackie, I also want
to apologize to you.
That shove was way out of line.
I'm sorry.
I got you out of that shithole
to protect my investment. Is that clear?
Now, listen to me carefully
so that you really understand
how we'll get out of this shitty mess
you got us all into.
It turns out that in this country,
it's easier to transport cocaine or pot
than potatoes or rice.
So what we're going to do
is move the cargo
along the Marimbera route.
My contacts tell me the road is clear,
and all checkpoint guards are
on the payroll.
Yes, but there's a problem.
None of us can drive a truck
and I don't think
we can trust an outsider with the job.
Sardino can drive, Chayo will tail him
end of story.
Meanwhile, I'll talk to Kike
and the People to keep them at ease.
They're a bit restless with the delay.
-All right.
-Any questions?
-Well, I'd like to--
-Hey
Really?
No.
Oh, baby, I'm so glad.
How are you two? Do you miss me?
Do you even think of me?
Of course, we miss you a lot.
Oh, love! I miss you like crazy.
Though it's a bit hard dealing with
all the party planning on my own.
Is everything okay?
Did something happen?
Well, the club we booked
canceled our reservation.
Payment was due yesterday.
What, honey? Why didn't you tell me?
No, darling, I promised my girl she'd have
her dream party, and she will.
She deserves it, you deserve it, too,
and so do I.
There's nothing we can do now.
Without a venue,
we'll have to cancel the DJ too.
No, ma'am, I'll figure something out.
Just let me get home,
and I'll take care of it.
That's it, end of discussion.
Tell my baby I love her.
You know I love you both, okay?
I love you, darling.
Bye, honey.
Damn it
Son!
Man, I have to get back to Bogotá.
Something came up at home.
Are you up for doing this on your own?
-You know I'm up for anything, pops.
-All right, then, great.
Go straight to Bogotá.
Call me as soon as you get there.
And be very careful, son,
I'm counting on you.
Have I ever failed you?
Never, not once.
Right.
Well, then, thanks, son.
Well, they came
said they were here
to fix the air conditioning.
They had company uniforms and everything.
Nothing seemed suspicious to us.
In fact, we let them in
because the manager himself
left a signed authorization
for us to let them in.
Money is channeled
from here to the entire region.
It's normal for us to have
that much cash by year-end.
Who in the bank knows about this?
Management and security personnel.
And who knew the air conditioning
repairmen were coming in that day?
Security and Maintenance,
who asked for the AC to be repaired.
I know my colleagues.
They're good people. That's all I know.
Could you identify any of the suspects?
No way, their faces were covered.
-Their accent was from Bogotá for sure.
-They were city folk, like you.
You can't miss that accent.
They were pros.
They even disabled the alarm
as soon as it went off.
The security cameras were broken,
doors were unlocked for them, right?
An insider had to know.
They went in during the shift change.
That's what they did.
I warned my men.
I told them to stay sharp.
I posted twice as many guards.
I did.
What do you make of all of this?
That stupidity isn't a crime.
At least not according to the penal code.
Honey.
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby, come here.
Oh, darling.
Honey, I made the best deal of our lives.
Look, this is just the first payment.
Look.
We won't have a single worry
for the rest of our lives, not ever.
Oh, honey.
Oh, fuck!
These scumbags
Hello?
Hi, pops.
What took you so long?
Where the fuck are you?
I'm still on the road. There's a problem.
What problem?
The military pulled me over.
I barely made it through.
Wasn't the fucking road
supposed to be clear?
Don't lie. They were police checkpoints.
Where's Chayo?
Your intel was wrong, ma'am.
There were fucking soldiers on the road.
They wanted to take the cash.
I had to bribe them.
How much are we talking about?
-Six wads, Mr. Jairo.
-What?
Six
Six wads of bills?
Six wads?
Are you fucking insane?
You dare steal from me?
What were you thinking, idiot?
-Moron, asshole.
-Calm down, ma'am.
-Stop the bullshit.
-Don't fuck with me!
-You idiot--
-I said--
Hey, what's all this bullshit?
What's going on here?
-What is this?
-What's going on?
You left him alone,
and he stole from us.
All you had to do was keep an eye on him!
Just a minute, I left him
when we were practically entering Bogotá.
Don't lie to me!
Don't you dare lie to me, don't be a jerk!
Six wads, he stole six wads!
-I didn't steal a thing.
-Shut up! Six wads!
Guess who'll answer for this shit.
You will!
Fuck!
What do you mean six wads, son?
Huh?
I didn't steal a cent, Chayo.
I had to bribe some soldiers.
I'm telling you, pops.
You know me, I didn't steal anything.
I'm happy with my cut. I'm a simple guy,
you know that.
-I sure hope so.
-You know I didn't.
Yes, I hope so.
Unload the truck and bring the money.
Go on!
Sure. What a drag.
What?
Have you talked to Boris
to start moving our shit?
Step by step, right?
One step at a time, huh?
-Look at that!
-Perfect?
-Yes, sir, thanks.
-All right. Thank you.
Hey, bro, thanks for the help.
Wow, boss, you look elegant.
Don Chayo, you can count on me
for anything from now on.
Thank you, bro.
-It's heavy.
-Thanks, bro.
-Well done, son. Cuchito!
-This will break my back.
It's heavy as shit.
-What's up, my dear Chayo?
-Great, huh?
-Great.
-Help me out, Molina.
Here's a bonus.
All right, perfect.
-Guys, your attention, please.
-Wait.
Let's get something straight here.
We all know we got more
than we expected,
so I deserve a bonus too, don't I?
Bonuses here are for people
who are loyal and serious trustworthy.
Not for those who messed around,
mutineering and bullshitting. Get it?
-Well, then I'm not leaving.
-Please yourself, Estiven.
-If that's what you want.
-I'll stay then.
So listen up, guys, it's very important
you keep a low profile.
Please.
Don't go on a crazy shopping spree
or buy a drug lord's mansion,
showering women with jewels.
Don't squander this
in every brothel in the nation.
I know you guys. You wouldn't think twice.
Be serious. Please, you're not thugs.
Understand? You're only a thief
if you get caught.
See the difference?
Buy your mothers a house.
Be charitable,
donate some money to the poor.
Besides that, congratulations.
You deserve it all, spectacular execution.
-Very well, guys, thanks.
-Straight to the whorehouse!
Yes, right.
Cucho, bring them to their senses.
Help him, Goliath!
-Don't lose your step, Cucho.
-I know that's what you're hoping.
What is it?
-You're leaving?
-Well, I have no choice.
May I?
Huh?
Great men.
Let's go somewhere together.
-To a Melgar resort?
-No.
No, far away,
where no one can bother us.
Let's get some bikes
and ride as far as we can.
Where do you want to go? Anywhere.
Don't worry about money.
You're doing shady business, aren't you?
Of course not.
I just did one big job for some people.
What kind of job? Don't you trust me?
We robbed the bank at Valledupar.
Why are you laughing?
Are you tripping or what?
You're full of shit.
That's no job for a petty thief.
You don't believe me?
Look.
I have a bag full of bills like that,
brand-new.
Miguel, with this,
we can lead the life we want, man.
Huh?
You fucker.
BANK OF THE REPUBLIC 1923
Sir.
Good morning.
-Good morning, sir.
-How are you?
Some banks have reported payments
with some of the stolen bills.
All payments were made by ordinary people,
there's no one we can arrest.
But no payments
have been reported in Bogotá.
Those people won't put the money in banks.
They'll launder it on the black market.
That's right, the only way
we can get those thugs
is if we follow the money.
I get that, but the bank isn't able
to follow all the money
out there on the streets.
Right, but you can help us
by creating some measures
for us to get a lead, huh?
Sounds tricky.
People don't know they're paying
with stolen bills.
For now, that isn't a crime.
We'd have to get people
to report the stolen bills.
How would we do that?
I'll make you happy,
whether you want it or not.
Good evening, this is a news flash.
The Bank of the Republic
has just announced
its new measures to reduce
the impact of the theft
of 23.074 billion pesos.
This is the biggest cash robbery
in the history of the world.
That's what we're the best at, huh?
What a shame.
Yes, we are, honey.
Can you imagine?
Without a single gunshot.
Without anyone injured,
without leaving a trace.
Sounds awful, but not everyone
could do it. It takes some guts.
I don't mean it's okay.
The good news is that the stolen notes
hadn't been released yet.
What does this mean?
That, since they hadn't circulated,
they have no worth. They're just paper.
It's as if they'd stolen Monopoly money.
-They sure are stupid!
-Luisa!
Now let's hear from Mr. Paredes,
the prosecutor in this investigation.
The Attorney General's Office would like
to ask all respectable Colombians
for their assistance in catching
whoever is responsible for this crime.
We'll publish the notes' serial numbers
in the media.
If you have any of these bills
in your possession,
you have the obligation
to inform the authorities.
Anyone who tries to make transactions
with this worthless money
will be considered
an accessory to the crime.
We will catch the thieves
and they'll feel
the full weight of the law.
-Hello?
-Did you watch the news?
Yes, I did, but don't worry.
Boris is moving our cut,
and he'll find a buyer.
Oh, Molina, no one will want that money.
It all went to shit, can't you see?
The people Boris deals with
will take care of it in a couple of days.
Relax. We'll talk tomorrow.
In Barranquilla, the Valledupar
Bank of the Republic heist
is making everyone paranoid.
Small businesses
see every bill as a threat,
so they don't take cash.
I won't accept this note.
Why do you have that money?
I was given the money
at a party in Curumaní, Cesar,
at the central park.
Sales will also drop. Whether you're
looking for change or here to buy,
I can't accept that bill.
This note here
Damn! This is what I'm trying to avoid.
Look at this number.
I can't accept this.
I could go to jail for it.
I'd have to say where it's from.
Betting houses, shops, exchange offices,
casinos, junkyards
I've tried everywhere,
and nothing.
No one wants that cash.
Even drug cartels
are afraid of that money.
Well, once we flood the market,
the money will be legal.
-It's just a matter of time.
-Call it superstition, but I'm out.
Offer it at half the price,
that'll do the trick.
Half? Half of what? Of nothing?
Shit!
Gentlemen, I have news from the coast.
Heads are rolling. Ulises was murdered.
This is getting hot, really hot.
And if you keep your hands in the fire,
you'll end up scorched too.
As a friend, here's some advice.
Get rid of that money.
Throw it away, burn it, bury it, whatever.
That cash is cursed.
This country has no memory.
In two or three days
there will be a new scandal
and no one will fuss
about peso note serial numbers.
-That's bullshit, Molina.
-No, it's not, Chayo.
A bank robbery won't fucking paralyze
the nation, bro. Trust me.
You can take back your worthless paper.
ALIAS "KIKE"
PARTNER OF "THE PEOPLE"
Please, stop hurting him.
He has nothing to do with this.
This is what we'd call the domino effect.
Chips fall one after another,
each pushed by the one behind.
The only way
to prevent a chip from falling
is getting rid of the one behind.
You're behind me, Jackie.
And Chayo is behind you.
No.
Kike, don't.
No one knows you're involved.
No one but Chayo.
The People know, Jackie, that you have
potential in the organization.
But your position, your stability,
and your future
depend on how you handle this
this setback.
I suggest you do whatever needs doing
anything within your power.
Great coffee.
Chayo, I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
-Do we know who he is?
-Yes. Arlei Torres, AKA "Maguiver."
His rap sheet includes theft,
armed robbery
Well, it's a long list.
They've started to fall.
Gentlemen.
Jackie.
Why the mystery, Mrs. K?
You'll find out soon.
The People don't want loose ends.
They won't take risks.
So, the message was clear.
It's either you
or me.
Jackie, I believe
there must be another solution to this,
huh?
Jackie, trust me,
we'll come through with the People.
I have the counterfeiters working in Cali.
They're ready to help us.
No.
It's too late, Chayo.
I want you to see
what the People did to the only man
who has always been loyal to me.
Damn it, I said look at him!
But that's not who I am.
I'm not like them.
I'm not capable of doing that.
So I just
wanted you to see him
so you understand
why I'll be gone for good.
See you in the next life.
What are we going to do now?
I'm going home.
I'll coop up inside with Romy
and wait for something to kill me.
You should
run.
Like you always do.
Chayo
no one can ever take that awesome heist
away from us, brother.
-Hi, honey.
-Darling.
You're here just in time for lunch, honey.
The steak is delicious.
-Bloody, just the way you like it.
-Oh, sounds good.
-Thank you, honey.
-I don't get why you like it like this.
-Hello, Luisita.
-Your partner brought it.
What partner, honey?
Kike.
He came by this morning.
He was so nice, so kind to us.
Yes, a darling.
He said he wanted to thank you
for the great deal.
Look, he left you a note.
I dropped by to leave you something,
hope you enjoy it.
The people will always remember you.
Call us.
Mr. Kike, it's Chayo.
Your wife and daughter are so nice
and beautiful.
You have a lovely house, cozy.
Good for you, Chayo.
No one would ever guess the most wanted
thief in Colombia lives there, right?
Tell me what you want.
We want you to exchange
your Monopoly notes for real ones.
How long do I have?
Until tomorrow at 7:00 a.m.
I hope you're not planning on doing
what your friend Jackie did.
She thought she could outsmart us
and skip town.
By the way, she wants to say hi.
Mrs. K, say hi to Chayo.
Tell him how well you're being treated.
Oh, no, I'm begging you!
-Oh, no, for God's sake!
-Well, it seems she's in no mood to talk.
Anyway, she wants you to know
what will happen to you
if you try to go anywhere with your girls.
No!
This series is a work of fiction
inspired by true, well-known events.
It does not intend to be
a faithful depiction of reality
or to be used to determine
legal responsibility.
Procedural truth about the events
lies in several different court records.
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