The Great Indian Kapil Show (2024) s01e05 Episode Script

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we welcome you
to Netflix flight number KS 2024.
Come on!
For the very first time on our show,
we welcome Mr. Aamir Khan!
So many Aamir Khans!
Is there a sale on Aamir Khan backstage?
-You think I am the real one.
-Right, fake Aamir Khan?
So, we're charging more
than the real Aamir Khan!
Aamir bhai, weren't you scared
that the radio you were holding would
Oh!
If the radio frequency had fluctuated,
everything would have been broadcasted
right then and there.
Your Highness, you are great.
-Oh!
-Accept this gift.
You know, that lady
This gentleman cracks jokes
and the lady laughs along.
That's how they're rolling in dough.
Come on!
Good evening and welcome
to The Great Indian Kapil Show!
Thank you so much!
-Please take your seats.
-Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
Thank you, everyone!
Kapil!
From where did you buy all these awards?
"Buy"?
Not everything can be bought with money,
you money-minded lady!
-Really?
-Some things are earned through hard work.
-I see.
-These awards belong to one man.
-I see.
-This is the Best Actor Award from 1996.
These are from 1997, 1999, 2001,
2004, 2006, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2018
All these awards are for that one man.
Any guesses who received these awards?
My Aamir.
Right?
He's not your Aamir!
Your one and only is Parmeet.
Your husband, baby.
Whatever.
You're just looking to grab the awards!
How can Aamir be yours?
We'll be giving these awards
to Aamir bhai today.
He's waiting in the lounge.
He will be appearing on our show
for the first time today.
Please give him a huge round of applause.
Please welcome everyone's
favorite superstar, Mr. Aamir Khan!
Yeah!
One second!
Who are you, bhaisahab?
Oh, wow!
You don't recognize me? Wait a minute.
"Are my girls any lesser than boys?"
That's Aamir Khan's line. Who are you?
If Aamir doesn't say Aamir Khan's lines,
will Alia Bhatt say it?
I am Aamir Khan from Dangal.
You don't look like
Aamir Khan from Dangal.
You look like you are from Mars.
-Who are you?
-What if I do a back slam?
Forget the back slam,
just look at your front!
You are clearly lying.
Is my back any less than my front?
Kapil, are you sure
we're going on Netflix?
Because he looks like Aamir Khan
from some children's cartoon channel.
I knew my girls were as good as boys.
But even your girl
isn't any lesser than boys!
Yes!
Please take a seat, bhaisahab.
Aamir Khan is supposed to be here.
Stop wasting our time!
Please don't worry.
This time, I'll introduce the real one.
Please welcome
Mr. Perfectionist, Aamir Khan!
Come on!
REMEMBER TO BUY MILK BEFORE GOING HOME
Chandrachur Singh?
-Archana Puran Singh.
-Yes.
Correct.
Oh, wow! Kapil Verma.
Sharma! I forget.
Hey, king of the idiots.
Who are you?
Who am I? Read this.
"You are Aamir Khan."
Why ask if you already know?
Your body may be in need
of a protein shake,
but your face is in need of a slap!
What rubbish is this?
-Kapil!
-I forget.
This Aamir looks more fake
than the previous one.
You know, Aamir bhai often sends
his lookalikes for security checks.
-Yes! I get that.
-He's an important man.
This time, it will be him. Please welcome
the one and only Aamir Khan!
Oh, wow!
So many people!
-Hi, Kapil.
-Hi.
What are you all staring at?
You never seen Aamir Khan before?
-He's Aamir Khan?
-Archana ji.
So many Aamir Khans!
Is there a sale on Aamir Khan backstage?
So many Aamir Khans.
-Oh!
-Yes.
I found my globe!
-Where?
-Right here!
-Globe!
-Oh, I found my globe.
This is not done, Secretary sahab!
Secretary sahab? Secretary of what?
I'm the secretary of
the Junior Aamir Khan Association.
I'm the secretary
of all his duplicates out there.
And he dresses up
like Aamir Khan at funfairs.
Because people stand far away,
and he's the only one visible
from a distance.
He dresses up as Aamir Khan
for children's birthday parties
because the children are busy eating cake,
so no one really looks at him.
He doesn't face any problems.
I think you have said too much.
-No. Where did I say too much?
-From your mouth.
Listen to me.
What will happen if I grab your fingers?
You've been fiddling with them
like Aamir Khan.
We'll invite you
if there's a children's birthday party.
Now, leave. It's time for
the real Aamir Khan to arrive.
So, guys, please welcome on stage,
the superstar, Aamir Khan!
Come on!
Aamir bhai!
Let's have a big round of applause.
Who are you, sir?
He is the real Aamir Khan.
We're all dressed like someone
and he's still not convinced.
You're not dressed like anyone.
This is a very popular show.
-You must dress up as someone.
-Yes!
Or else, people won't believe
that you are Aamir Khan.
-Oh!
-Yes!
I see!
-Oh, God!
-I see!
Keep doing some antics.
"Oh, wow!" You have to keep
doing something like that.
-Oh, wow!
-Or just do this.
Keep doing that.
Aamir bhai, this is wonderful.
-You took so long to come here.
-Well, it is time-consuming.
We came all the way from Ghatkopar.
We had to change two trains and a bus.
I'm not talking to you. I'm talking
to the real Aamir Khan sahab.
Bhai, we didn't think
that you would come to our show.
No. Why? Why weren't you thinking it?
For 1,500 rupees,
we'll go anywhere you want.
Anywhere.
We'll go anywhere for 1,500 rupees.
You think I am the real one?
How much are you charging?
How much is he charging?
He's here out of love for us, for free.
-Yes, he's right.
-Oh! Free!
So, we're charging more
than the real Aamir Khan! Fantastic!
That's good.
-Bhaisahab.
-Yes?
Before I slip a rat in your petticoat,
get out of here.
-Please stop bothering us.
-We'll take the awards and leave.
What is this?
-These are all your awards
-Oh, my! Are these for me?
There are too many! Really?
Very good. I've never
-You never collected any of your awards.
-Yeah.
There's another truckload
of awards parked outside Film City.
Do you guys want any?
-Yes.
-Take it.
He stopped accepting awards 'cause
people like him started winning them.
-Get out of here!
-Let's go.
A warm welcome to you, Aamir bhai.
Welcome to the show.
Thank you so much for coming.
Bhai, you know,
our show will now feature
in 192 countries.
-192? Wow!
-Yes.
Aamir bhai is such a legendary star.
-I want to tell my South Korean fans that
-South Ko
he's the legendary actor Aamir Khan,
and he's a big fan of mine.
-But, Kapil, I must tell you something.
-Yes, bhai.
How long has your show been running?
-This is the eleventh year.
-Eleven years. This is my first time here.
Wow!
That's right, bhai.
-Now, I want to tell you why I'm here.
-Okay.
The past two years
have been challenging for me.
I was going through
a tough emotional phase.
During these two years,
I watched Kapil's comedy show.
-Oh!
-Wow!
And I found immense support
during those two years.
-That's so
-When I was depressed and feeling low,
-you guys made me laugh.
-So sweet.
-Thank you, Aamir.
-So sweet. Thank you, bhai.
And I felt I should come.
-Thank you so much, bhai.
-I'm extremely happy that, Kapil,
you make people laugh
all over the country, and the world.
You entertain people. It's commendable.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
Thank you, Archana.
You all know that Aamir bhai
never attends any award show.
In fact, we've also heard that he doesn't
accept awards even if it's home delivered.
You know, bhai,
the award lady stands in anticipation
The lady on the trophy
who stands like this.
After years of waiting,
her stance changed to this.
And yet, you still didn't show up.
After a few more years, she laid down,
saying, "Wake me up when Aamir shows up."
Even if you don't attend awards shows,
this is nothing short of an award for us
-that you came here.
-Absolutely.
Welcome to the show, bhai.
-Thank you.
-Please take a seat.
People have been asking us for years, "Why
don't you call Aamir bhai on the show?"
"Call Aamir Khan sahab."
We've been waiting for ten years.
Aamir bhai never came to our show.
And ours is not the only show
he didn't go to.
He doesn't go to any other TV show.
Nor to any award shows. Or to any parties.
Where do you go then?
You entertain the world.
What do you do for your own entertainment?
I've never seen you at any parties.
I stay at home mostly, Kapil.
-Okay.
-And I love books.
-I read books.
-Lovely.
I feel
I don't go out very often.
I'm a shy person.
-I see.
-I don't go anywhere.
-Is that all?
-Yes?
Next question.
A couple of days ago,
we had the good fortune
of visiting Aamir bhai's home.
It was a nice little gathering.
Limited entry.
There was singing and music.
It was the first time we spent
quality time with Aamir bhai.
-Yes, my home. Gippy was there too!
-It was fun. Thank you, bhai,
-for that beautiful evening.
-Beautiful evening.
Archana ji was praising
the wine glasses in your house.
I wanted to ask if you counted the glasses
after we left. Were they all there?
He will gift them to me anyway
if I like them.
-Yes, of course.
-Of course.
The glasses you took home are yours.
Thank you!
One minute. Aamir!
-You never attended any award show.
-Yes.
So, please announce on our show today
that the next time you win an award,
Archana will take it home.
Always eyeing other people's belongings!
I told you to participate, but you're
more interested in snatching things!
What award will they give you?
Have you ever won an award to date?
Yes, I've won two awards.
Tell us the entire story.
Don't just say you won two awards.
Raza Murad sahab won an award.
He couldn't climb the stairs,
so she sprinted onto the stage.
-Poor Raza's going to hit me.
-After that, Raza Murad sahab came here.
"A guy from your show
with long hair ran away with my award."
But jokes apart, I love Archana ma'am.
But, Archana ji,
you're an old acquaintance
-of Aamir bhai.
-Raja Hindustani.
-Very old.
-You two worked together before.
Yes. Beautiful time.
We've seen Raja Hindustani several times.
There was a song
that was shot in the mountains.
Only a few people know this.
While shooting in the hills,
Karisma Kapoor was
having difficulty breathing,
so Aamir bhai gave her mouth-to-mouth.
Kapil, you are asking for it now!
-Some mistook it for a romantic scene.
-I see.
And many people were saying that
it was the longest kiss in Indian cinema.
-Supposedly.
-Well, he was saving his co-actor's life.
So, were these life-saving scenes
included in the script,
or was it your creative input?
I know we're asking childish questions
to an intellectual person like you,
but this has been working for ten years.
As you all know, Aamir sir
is called "Mr. Perfectionist."
Someone told me
that when he goes for a shave,
while the barber opens his kit,
Aamir bhai opens his geometry box,
takes out the compass, and says,
"40 degrees from here and 40 from here."
These are the rumors about you, bhai.
Seriously.
Actually, this label that I've been given
of being a perfectionist,
one person is responsible for it.
-Who?
-Shabana Azmi ji.
I see. How?
Archana, when I was new to cinema,
I was shooting for the movie Dil.
Indra Kumar was the director
and Baba Azmi ji was the cameraman.
Baba Azmi was the top cameraman.
We often visited his home, Janki Kutir.
One day, we were immersed in a discussion.
I don't remember what the discussion
was about. It was about films.
And Shabana ji brought tea for us.
-Okay.
-And she asked me,
"How much sugar do you take, Aamir?"
I was very
engrossed in the discussion.
-I didn't realize what she was asking me.
-I see.
She asked, "How much sugar
do you take, Aamir?"
I turned around and looked at her.
It took about five seconds
for her question to register in my mind.
Oh!
Because there is so much mental clutter
when you are overthinking.
It takes time for the question to set in.
So, I'm looking at her
wondering what she's asking.
"Is she asking about sugar?"
-This was the look on my face.
-I see.
And then, I said,
"How big is the glass?"
So she showed me the cup,
and said, "This is the size".
I'm still engrossed in that discussion.
And I was trying to answer
her questions accurately.
She asked, "How much sugar?"
"How big is the cup?" I inquired.
She showed me.
I asked about the size of the spoon.
She showed me.
I said, "One spoon,"
and got busy with the discussion again.
She narrated that story to everyone.
-Oh, God!
-I see.
"If you ask him for tea or sugar,
he first asks about the size of the cup
and the size of the spoon."
So, that's how I got that label.
Aamir bhai, has it ever happened
that you made a film
-and it didn't perform too well?
-Yes.
Although, all your films have done well.
Imagine a few of them
No, but my last two films
didn't do too well.
Laal Singh Chaddha was a big flop.
Thugs of Hindostan
didn't perform well either.
But even the films that don't perform well
make pretty good business.
Better than other's hits.
-But does it ever happen to you?
-What?
Do people give you advice?
A lot of people do give advice.
-Most of it comes from my mom.
-Okay.
My sisters and my family
keep criticizing me.
"Don't do this. Don't do that.
Don't wear this."
There was a long discussion
about what I'm wearing today.
Why?
-You're looking so good
-They think I don't dress well.
But your clothes look pretty good.
I was going to come in shorts,
but they insisted that I wear jeans.
That's good!
Let me tell you, Aamir bhai
is always so fit and handsome.
But, recently when his daughter
Ira got engaged,
Aamir bhai had embraced
a white beard and hairstyle.
He was confirming to all the guests
that he was the father-in-law.
Or someone would have proposed to him.
He's a handsome man after all.
-Bhai, your kids are getting married now.
-Yes.
Don't you think you
should also settle down?
It's the audience
who makes me say such things.
-I'm just
-No, you are very innocent.
People around us
Actors often say and it's also true,
we always observe people around us.
"We met this particular guy.
He would behave this way."
-Yes.
-I'm sure even you notice people.
Yes, I notice people.
But you rarely leave your house,
so how do you notice them?
Let me give you an idea
of where I notice people.
I see.
-Junaid, my oldest son.
-Yes.
It was the day of his birth.
Reena ji was in labor.
We were at the hospital.
Junaid was about to be born.
So, Reena ji was in labor.
And as a good husband, I had practiced
Those breathing exercises
-what are they called
-Yes. Lamaze.
As the labor got intense,
I tried to calm her down.
But I got slapped,
followed by, "Stop this nonsense!"
Reena ji was in immense pain.
-She even bit my hand.
-Oh my God!
And later, I coped with
what was happening around me.
And I noticed one thing, Kapil.
-When a person is in immense pain
-Yeah.
Reena ji was in excruciating pain.
Women experience significant pain
during childbirth.
I didn't plan this.
I swear, I didn't plan this.
It's just happening with me.
I noticed one thing
I looked at Reena's face.
And whenever she experienced
that labor pain
Normally, we expect to see
a person's face contort with pain.
-Yes.
-Oh, God!
Something like this. But that's not true.
When I looked at Reena ji's face,
whenever she experienced that pain
What should your expression be
when you're in immense pain?
It's surprise.
It's disbelief.
-That this much pain can exist.
-A person is in denial.
So, she would be lying down.
And whenever she felt the pain
Oh!
She couldn't fathom
the intensity of the pain.
So, as an actor,
I noted, that in extreme pain,
the expression is surprise and disbelief.
-Yeah.
-And later
Later, I told this to Reena
after Junaid came home.
I said, "When you were in pain,
you looked surprised and shocked".
She was furious.
-She must have slapped you again.
-I was in pain,
and you were observing my expressions!
What happens is, in everyday life,
we see some character
-Yeah.
-in every human being we meet.
-Every human.
-That's true.
And when I did Satyamev Jayate
for four years,
I met people from
every corner of the world.
During my research, I encountered
ten times as many people.
So, I've compiled a lot of data
for my characters.
Amazing, bhai.
-What is this?
-Sir.
He
A big round of applause for Aamir!
Sir.
Namaste, sir!
Namaste! Namaste! Namaste!
-Namaste
-Hello, bhaisahab!
Why are you greeting him so many times?
He is a perfectionist.
I gave you a variety of greetings.
You can accept the most perfect one.
-Sir, let me introduce myself.
-Yes.
I'm the world-famous chef
of this little cafe, Dhaniya Lal.
My cooking is out of this world.
Sir, no one can beat me in cooking.
Yeah, that's why they beat him after.
Thanks to his cooking!
The other day, a customer
asked for aloo chaat.
He began licking the potato
before serving it.
-Oh, my God!
-That's his cooking.
He talks nonsense.
-Don't take him seriously.
-No.
Anyway, sir.
-In PK, you came from another planet.
-Yes.
I've got some special fruits
-from that planet.
-Really?
Where's all the skin?
Humans don't wear clothes on that planet,
so why would the fruits wear any?
Just like humans on that planet
had no clothes,
some humans on this planet
have no brains.
Here is one of them.
Be happy that I don't have
a response to your comment.
Or else, I would give you one!
Sir, it was really nice meeting you.
I'll get going. Okay.
Nice meeting you! Bye!
Bye!
There is a saying in India,
"Ghar ki murgi dal barabar."
Let me explain to my Mongolian fans.
"Ghar ki murgi dal barabar"
is a saying in India
which means
"homemade chicken is equal to a pulse."
-Right?
-Pulses.
-Pulses.
-Pulses. Yes.
I said one pulse, but you wanted more.
I see.
I mention this because Junaid,
your elder son,
is making his debut in film.
A man of talent is not appreciated
in his own home.
Everyone wants Aamir to produce
their film or give some advice.
-Yes.
-Right?
-Does he ever take your advice?
-You have asked a very good question.
It's a very good question,
and now I'm going to pour my heart out.
My children just don't listen to me!
Actually, sometimes I feel like
our generation is stuck in the middle.
-We used to listen to our parents.
-Yes.
And we thought our children
would listen to us.
-And our time would come.
-It didn't come.
Like Ranveer Singh said,
"Our time will come."
But when we became parents,
our children had changed.
-Yeah. Absolutely.
-They just don't listen to us.
First, our parents scolded us,
and now our children are doing the same.
From both sides of the family.
That is the middle generation.
So, let me tell you.
Like Jaggu from the industry
is a very good friend of mine.
-Yes.
-So, when Tiger made his debut
Before he started acting,
Jaggu said to me,
"Tiger is my son. Meet him once,
talk to him. See how good he is."
Many people from the industry call me
to meet their children,
give them good advice,
say that they will hang out with you
for two weeks, see how things work.
My children have zero interest in me.
So, they never take my advice.
When I give advice, they go, "Papa."
"Papa! Papa!"
My children don't listen to me.
They don't listen to me at all.
"Familiarity breeds contempt."
It's a perfect saying.
You need to explain it
to your Mongolian fans.
It's a very important phrase.
No one in my house
My sisters are sitting there.
That's Farhat and Nikhat.
That's Nikhat, my older sister,
dressed in pink.
-Yes.
-Have you seen Pathaan?
-Of course.
-There is a woman in Pathaan
who tells Shah Rukh Khan,
-"From now on, you are Pathaan."
-Yeah.
-And ties an amulet on his arm.
-Yes.
-That's my sister.
-Nikhat!
Wow!
Get up.
That's her.
Welcome, Nikhat didi.
Welcome, Farhat didi.
And Santosh ji is also sitting there.
-Santosh is Nikhat's husband.
-Yes.
-And
-Welcome, sir.
And that's Farhat, my younger sister.
She's a better actor than me.
I've been working for 35 years,
but Farhat is a better actor than me.
Before joining as an assistant
I was 18 when I became an assistant.
But I made a film
before becoming an assistant.
I made a short film which I directed.
And it was called Open Window.
There's a writer called HH Munro.
Short story writer.
I picked one of his stories, and as I
It wasn't released,
but I adapted the story,
and made it for learning purposes.
-And Farhat played the lead in it.
-Wow!
She did such good work.
I keep telling her to act,
but she doesn't listen.
Do you know Nikhat didi
has already been acting?
-Yes.
-He is speaking about her.
Did you want to add
something sweet to his kheer?
Yes.
First of all,
a big round of applause for Nikhat didi.
There's something I'd like to say, didi.
I
I have been fortunate to meet
Aamir bhai's entire family.
I met his mother.
I met Nikhat didi,
then Farhat ji, and Santosh ji.
His brother-in-law is sitting so calmly.
Despite being Aamir Khan's brother-in-law,
he's so composed.
When I had just started appearing on TV,
my brother-in-law piggybacked
on my fame for free sweets.
One thing I like about his family is
that there's so much love and affection.
Even during your first meeting,
it doesn't feel like it's the first time.
And there's one thing I want to tell you
about Nikhat didi.
She never tells anyone
that she is Aamir's sister.
Although she is an actor herself.
It does make an impact.
Aamir bhai told us this,
but she wouldn't have told us.
This is your sensibility.
Meanwhile, Archana often
threatens her relatives.
"Don't you dare take advantage
of my name! I will break your legs!"
But even Nikhat does some great work.
Recently, she did a short film
called Khidkiyaan.
And she received three awards for it.
-Wow!
-Wow!
And I tried to convince her
not to take the awards,
but she didn't listen to me.
She said, "Be quiet! I'm going."
But, Aamir, I have to ask you,
but I don't know
if you want to answer or not.
-What?
-Why don't you go and accept your awards?
Well, one thing in life is precious.
What is it?
Time.
Time is precious.
Use it wisely.
I see.
Nikhat didi, I have a question.
As the older sister, have you
I was looking for the right word.
Well, in my words,
did you ever give him
a beating during his childhood?
-No. Never.
-No.
-Never?
-Never.
-But Farhat and Aamir would often fight.
-I see.
Since I'm the older sister,
maybe he respects me more.
I've beaten him.
Oh, Farhat has beaten him!
-You beat him?
-When?
I won't remind you now.
Farhat didi, you all have
spent your childhood together.
One good quality about Aamir bhai
which you want to tell our audience.
-Good quality?
-Best quality.
He's a
I mean, he has a heart of gold.
-And
-Heart of gold?
-You have a heart of gold.
-Say that louder. Let everyone listen.
You were mumbling.
Repeat that more clearly.
But I think we are good for him.
We keep him grounded.
Say it in Hindi.
-We don't understand English.
-Sorry.
No, no. We are international.
No problem.
Didi, tell me something.
I even met your mother.
Aamir bhai is sitting here.
His sisters are also sitting here.
There is a glow on everyone's face.
Do you consume any special chyavanprash?
I mean there is so much glow
on everyone's face.
The entire family looks so fit.
Do you eat something special, didi?
No, nothing.
Nothing?
See, Archana ji. A person can glow
without eating anything.
You know
-Actually, our mother is really beautiful.
-That's true.
She's so beautiful.
And you know
Now, she has turned 89.
-But even today she is so beautiful.
-God bless her.
-You know, her genes
-Yes.
We have inherited her genes.
So, we are enjoying that for free.
-Even our father
-Yes, our father.
Even our father was very good-looking.
He was very handsome.
Hear that? Both the sisters said
that our father was also very handsome.
Yes.
Aamir bhai has done so many
He always takes up
some sort of challenge in films.
For Ghajini, he developed an eight-pack.
He worked very hard.
For 3 Idiots, he lost so much weight.
For Dangal, he put on weight.
For PK, he went without a costume.
Aamir bhai, weren't you scared
that the radio you were holding would
Oh!
No.
God forbid if the radio frequency
had fluctuated
Then
You weren't scared everything
would have been broadcasted
right then and there?
But whose idea was it
to pose with just the radio?
Let me tell you.
That was in the script.
Raju and Abhijat wrote the story
that an alien arrives,
-who is actually naked.
-Yes.
He notices a human being
and runs towards him.
The person is shocked,
wondering who he is.
Anyway, that man grabs
the alien's shiny contraption,
and he gets hold of the man's radio.
I asked Raju, "How are we
going to shoot this practically?"
"Are you going to strip me naked or what?"
He said, "No. I'll make something
like a pair of shorts for you."
But then he said, "It can only be
in the front, not the back."
So, when we play cricket,
we wear an abdominal guard.
-Yes.
-Yes.
So, he made something
like an abdominal guard.
I see.
Raju also said we'd be shooting
in the middle of a desert.
The name of the place
It was in Rajasthan.
I can't exactly remember the name.
It was pretty out of the way.
It wasn't too populated either.
So, Raju said, "Don't worry.
I will keep the set clean."
"There won't be any people around,
nor will there be
any members of our unit."
"Only the limited people we need
will be there, so relax."
I said, "That's okay."
Now comes the day of shooting.
The costume guy made me wear that thing.
-However small it was.
-"However small it was!"
Anyway, I came out with the radio and
Raju had said no phones.
He hid everyone's phones.
He said that I had to run in the scene.
Everything was fine
as long as I was walking.
Because he didn't take full-body shots.
I look around here and there,
my ears are protruding outwards,
I see a train passing at a distance.
I also see a human standing there.
So, I run to him.
He said, "You get excited
and run towards him."
When I run, it comes off.
Because it was fixed on.
-It was fixed on with tape.
-I see.
I can't run while taking short steps.
I was facing so much difficulty
in that shot, Kapil,
-because I had to sprint, but I couldn't.
-Right.
So, after a couple of attempts,
I told Raju, "Raju, chuck it."
I wanted to get the perfect shot,
so I chucked it aside.
And I didn't have the two-in-one
at that time.
-I see.
-Because the two-in-one was
-I was supposed to snatch it from him.
-Yes.
Right now, I'm running just like that.
I told everyone to keep their distance.
They kept their distance.
They were behind the camera.
I chucked it aside and ran.
Oh, wow!
And
The reason being
I used to wonder at night
As the shooting date drew closer,
I used to feel embarrassed.
I thought it would be really weird
if I walked around naked on set.
We are not used to it.
-Like PK says
-No one is used to it, bhai.
I have a dialogue in PK.
"Does a crow wear a suit?"
And all that.
I kept thinking how I was going to do it.
I used to feel anxious
about how I would handle it.
Everyone will be watching.
What if it came off?
I was feeling embarrassed.
But I swear when I came on set,
I just wanted to work.
And my shot was not going okay.
I said, "Raju, these are
unimportant things."
"What's the big deal if you see me nude?
We need to get the shot."
And I didn't feel
any embarrassment at that time.
That's fabulous.
None at all.
And later, I thought
it didn't make any difference to me.
I just did it.
Even I was shocked.
It's your devotion towards your job.
Amazing. Worthy of respect.
Audience, pay attention.
Air hostess Mona
of Late Airways has landed.
-Hi! How are you?
-Hello!
Hello!
Hey, Kappu.
The three-day-old sandwiches you gave me,
I served them to the passengers.
Do you have anything else that's old?
Mona, come back later.
I have a guest here.
You make it sound like
you have invited Aamir Khan ji!
This is so tiring.
-Right, fake Aamir Khan?
-Fake?
Not everyone is fake like you.
He's the real Aamir Khan sahab.
-Oh, wow!
-Oh, wow!
Good God!
Oh, my God!
-It's the real Aamir Khan!
-Yes.
Oh, my God! Hi, sir!
-Hi, how are you?
-Hello. How are you?
I'm a big fan.
-Actually, I'm also a big fan of yours.
-Aamir Khan is holding my hand!
Aamir Khan is holding my hand!
Archana ji.
This is the first time
I touched Aamir Khan ji.
Yeah.
You are pretty soft.
-That's true.
-Also pretty hard.
Oh, my God!
Aamir Khan ji is on our show.
-Yes.
-Not possible.
Because, sir,
you don't really go anywhere.
-Yes.
-You should, sir. It feels good.
-Can I give you a suggestion?
-Of course, tell me.
You should buy a car.
Buy a car?
-Why?
-What do you mean?
With a car, you can go anywhere you want.
Aamir sir,
-you know what I like about you?
-What?
There are no bigger performers
than you in India.
I watch all your films.
I really like them.
The best part is that there
is always a message in his films.
Take 3 Idiots, for instance.
What was the message in that film?
Follow your heart.
"All is well."
Always follow your heart.
Then Dangal.
"Are my girls any lesser than boys?"
What an important message!
-Take Laal Singh Chaddha, for instance.
-What is the message in that film?
No, I meant watch Laal Singh Chaddha.
It's available on Netflix.
At least watch it now!
-Aamir sir, I like all your work.
-Go on.
But for a brief moment,
I thought you were a little two-faced.
-Two-faced?
-What? How?
I'll tell you. In Dangal, he told
his children not to eat gol gappas.
-Yes.
-Correct?
And in Laal Singh Chaddha,
he was eating gol gappas himself.
And he blamed his mom.
"Mom used to say that gol gappas are"
"Gol gappas are like the world."
"It satisfies your hunger,
but not your heart."
-Didn't you say that, sir?
-Yes, I did. You're right.
Listen to me, assembled woman.
-Assembled woman!
-Oh, wow!
Don't you have a flight to catch?
-He is mimicking you.
-When did I do that?
You said, "Oh, wow!
Don't you have a flight to catch?"
-Isn't that your catchphrase?
-I say that a lot.
-Sir, I have a great idea for you.
-What?
You can make a lot of money
with your catchphrase.
Oh, wow! How?
Trust me, you should consider
patenting this catchphrase.
I see.
Bachchan sahab has already
patented his catchphrase. Right?
Anil Kapoor ji has patented "jhaapdi ke."
Jhaapdi ke!
-What happened?
-They deducted money from my account.
Because I said "jhaapdi ke."
They deducted money again
because I said "jhaapdi ke."
Jhaapdi ke!
Who is deducting my money?
Who does the money go to?
To Anil sir.
-I lost this episode's payment, sir.
-Oh, wow!
Sir, our airline is having an
What is it called?
Offer!
-We're having an offer, sir.
-Okay.
So, we'll give you an offer.
You can fly to Europe
with your entire family.
-Okay.
-You only have to answer my question, sir.
-What is the question?
-Okay.
We will ask for an OTP.
-But that's fraud!
-You have to tell us the OTP correctly.
-Sure.
-That's fraud.
-Fraud!
-Yes, it's fraud.
I couldn't remember the word.
It's not an offer. It's fraud, sir.
It's fraud.
Mona, did you come here for this?
No, sir. Actually, I really love you.
-Yeah?
-I do.
I kept thinking all night, "Aamir sir
is coming. What can I give him?"
He deserves a gift.
It's your first time here.
-I don't mind.
-Your Highness, you are great!
Accept this gift.
What are you doing?
I brought you a gift.
Oh, my God!
Another award?
Yes, I brought an award. I know
you don't have much interest in them.
-But, sir, can you please stand up?
-Yes.
A big round of applause.
-Sir, can you give that to me?
-Here you go.
I received an award
from Aamir Khan ji today.
This is the happiest moment of my life.
I received an award from someone
who has never collected their own awards!
Thank you, sir.
I love you. Bye.
-Bye, Kaps.
-Bye, Mona.
-Bye, Kaps. See you. Bye.
-Bye, Mona.
It's said if your family is
in some kind of business,
then it becomes easier for you.
-Although, it's not necessary.
-True.
Like my father was in the police force.
I couldn't join the force.
They didn't think I was worthy.
And I came over here.
Aamir bhai, your father
and your uncle were in the film industry.
-Yes.
-But we heard that
they did not give you
your first chance.
What is that story?
Please tell our audience.
The first time you were
-Actually
-You also did theatre.
Yes, I've done theatre.
I did backstage for a year and a half.
And also did two plays.
But actually, in my family it was like
My parents and my uncle have
been huge filmmakers themselves.
Nasir sahab.
He spent his entire life making films.
But for some reason,
he was opposed to the idea of
his children entering the film industry.
-I see.
-And the reason being
the film industry is highly volatile.
You never know if you will succeed or not.
They wanted their children to be
in a more steady profession
that has less ups and downs.
So he was strongly against it.
And my father was very short-tempered.
Very loving. Lovely person.
So, I never had the courage to tell him
that I wanted to pursue a career in films.
Let me tell you.
I used to play very good tennis.
-I see.
-In sub juniors.
I ranked as the top player
in Maharashtra for sub juniors.
Oh, I see!
One day, Dad
Generally, he was very jovial and
My report card
I would often fail in a subject or two.
-So it needs to be signed by the parents.
-Yeah.
So, I went to him once and he said,
"You only failed in two subjects".
"I failed in five."
So, I was very happy.
I thought this is amazing.
Next year, when I went to him, he was
He was a loose cannon.
He could lose his temper.
He would laugh at the same point and
also lose his temper at the same point.
A couple of years later, once again,
I had failed in two subjects.
-Okay.
-But this time he was in a different mood.
"Zeenat"
When he said "Zeenat,"
I knew I was in trouble.
-My mom's name is Zeenat.
-Your mom
"Zeenat, your son has failed
in two subjects."
This is really surprising.
Whenever children do something wrong,
it's the mother who gets blamed for it.
"Your son failed in two subjects."
Didn't you say, "Mom, your husband
failed in five subjects"?
Did he yell at you then?
If I had said that,
then I wouldn't be sitting here today.
We never could dare
to raise our voice in front of him.
I was very scared of him.
So he said, "No more tennis
for him from tomorrow."
And the next day,
my tennis practice stopped.
-I see.
-Oh my god!
I used to play tennis for five hours.
These were my parents, to whom I wanted
to express my desire to join films.
-Then how did you say it?
-No, I didn't say it.
Actually, a couple of things happened
coincidentally. One was
You say that you give credit
to Maharashtra bandh.
-Maharashtra was shut that day.
-Actually
Actually, that is right. The thing is
I coincidentally became an actor.
When I went to college,
they had a theatre group.
I was very interested
in the theatre group.
There was a director named Mahendra Joshi,
and I really wanted to work with him.
Anyway, I never got a chance
in my college play,
-because I failed in the auditions.
-Oh, my God!
But I don't give up.
When I failed in Hindi plays, I thought
There must be other plays.
I saw that rehearsals for a Gujarati play
were underway on the notice board.
I didn't know Gujarati,
I didn't know Marathi.
But the Gujarati play had a chorus.
-I see.
-I mean
they needed a crowd
of about 30 to 40 people.
I said I'd definitely get in here.
So, I applied for the Gujarati play,
and I was selected.
-Okay.
-For the crowd. So, I was in the crowd.
And the play was about a huge bridge,
-and we used to put up scaffolding.
-Okay.
Made of wood and bamboos. Tied with ropes.
And these 40 people used to stay up there.
And only the main characters
would stay on the floor. On the stage.
In the entire play, I had only one line.
The play was called Paschio Rangaro.
I still remember its song.
Should I sing it?
-Yes, please!
-Yes, please!
We are painters
We can even paint your heart if you want
We are painters
Wow!
Gujaratis? Did I sing it right?
So, this was the chorus song.
And in the entire chorus,
only one person had a line.
I see.
-It was me. I was given one line.
-I see.
-What was your line?
-It was an abuse.
-Okay.
-I see.
People are saying some dialogues
down there, discussing someone's marriage.
And I say, "No one cares about us.
They only think about themselves."
So
That was my line.
I memorized those lines
with a lot of dedication.
-I rehearsed for three months.
-I see.
Three days before the play,
it was Maharashtra bandh.
My mom said that I couldn't go
for the rehearsals.
I was asked to stay at home
since people would be rioting.
Next day I went for the rehearsal.
The director was sitting there.
Mahendra Joshi.
He said, "Why didn't you come?"
I said, "It was Maharashtra bandh.
So, I couldn't come."
-He said, "The others showed up."
-The others showed up.
"But you didn't."
I said, "My mom didn't let me
step out of the house."
"I requested to,
but she didn't let me go."
-"Get out!"
-Oh, my God
-He threw me out, Archana.
-Oh, my God.
I was in tears.
If I can describe the place, there was
a garden right in front of the stage.
So, I went there and sat on the grass,
watching the rehearsals and crying.
I was deeply hurt and felt terrible.
I was crying because they threw me out
just two days before the play!
I couldn't participate
in the inter-college event.
Just then, two guys came along.
Niranjan Thade
and Inderjeet Singh Bansal.
I didn't know Bansal at that time.
Thade was my friend.
-He was a camera student in FTII.
-Okay.
He came and said, "Listen up."
"This is my friend Bansal. He's making
a diploma film in the Pune Institute."
"He needs an actor."
-At the same time, while you were crying?
-I was crying. I mean
I wiped my tears when they came.
I wouldn't cry in front of everyone.
As they came closer,
Thade said, "Are you free?"
I replied, "I just got free."
Wow!
I said, "I just got free."
He said, "You need to
go to Pune Institute today."
I said, "Okay." I took a bus home.
I told Mom,
"I have to go out for some work."
-Wow.
-And
I boarded the Asiad bus,
and finished shooting.
Another student saw that film.
-Okay.
-Rajeev Singh. He was an editing student.
I worked on the film that he offered me.
After seeing those two films,
Ketan Mehta cast me in Holi.
-Okay.
-Oh, wow!
And
After watching Holi,
Mansoor and Nasir sahab
said let's make a film with him.
-Mansoor is his cousin.
-Mansoor is my
-My film Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
-Right.
For which I even
had to give a screen test.
I had to do all those things.
But that's where they got the idea
of making a film with me
because I was a good actor.
So, if it wasn't for
the Maharashtra bandh that day
maybe I wouldn't have become a star.
Because the
So I did this covertly.
Then finally,
I had this rebellion as well.
So, I was determined do films.
Later I did theatre and backstage as well.
Then I worked as an assistant.
I assisted my uncle
for about three to four years.
And then, I finally got into acting.
So, this has been my journey.
-What a journey, Aamir!
-Wow!
It's said about Aamir bhai
that he won't be convinced
if something doesn't seem right.
At the age of 37, he was offered
the role of Shaheed Bhagat Singh.
-Yes.
-He honestly refused.
He said, "I am 37, and Bhagat Singh
was 23 when he was martyred."
"How can I play that role?"
But then, at the age of 44
-3 Idiots.
-you played the role of a 20-year-old.
-Let me tell you the reason for that.
-Yes.
Look, Bhagat Singh is
a real historical character.
And he is a very important character.
He was a very unique and rare person.
The feats he achieved
when he was in his early twenties
-are unimaginable for us.
-Right.
His courage, his
How do I say this?
He was absolutely fearless.
And that's a very rare quality.
And the beauty of it is
a young 23-year-old man
on the witness stand,
whose mustache has not sprouted,
is making such prominent statements.
So, if I stand there
I was already 40
I mean, I was turning 40 at that time.
It won't look that good. It should
It should make people think,
"What is this boy saying?"
That quality never comes from me.
I told Raj to cast some young boy
in his early twenties.
That is Bhagat Singh.
That's why I didn't do it.
3 Idiots
I wasn't going to do 3 Idiots either.
I thought people would laugh at me.
I was 44 and I was asked
to play an 18-year-old.
I mean, going to college with books.
It will seem weird.
I tried to convince Raju. I said,
"Raju, you have such a fantastic story."
"You should cast three youngsters who are
actually of that age? Why do you want me?"
But he wouldn't budge.
He insisted, "No, I want only you."
I had never worked with Raju.
He made Munna Bhai.
He made Lage Raho Munna Bhai.
I was a big fan of him.
And I wanted to work with him.
I had a big desire to work with him.
But the story he got for me made me think,
"How can I play an 18-year-old?"
"I will enter college with a haversack,
and people will laugh at me."
I said, "Raju, I don't do such things.
Now you're just forcing me."
But he kept insisting.
So, that one dialogue in my film
"Don't chase success."
"Don't run after success."
"Instead, be capable."
"If you are capable,
success will chase after you."
-Amazing.
-So
This was Raju's main thought of the film.
He said, "Aamir, you did films
that could never have been a hit."
"You did Taare Zameen Par
you did Lagaan."
"All these films were considered flops
upon announcement."
"So, why did you think of doing them?
It certainly wasn't for success."
-Yes.
-"You did it because it was your passion."
"But it became successful.
Success came after you."
"Your entire career"
"Your entire career has been like this."
"So, when you say this line,
people will believe you."
"What he's saying"
"We can believe him.
His life has been that way."
So, he said, "I really want you."
And then, I thought of one more thing.
I thought Raju is such a good director.
And I don't trust anyone.
I don't commit until I'm sure.
So, literally, for the first time
I went in blindfolded because of him.
-Wow!
-Later, we made a concerted effort to
embody that character
and get in their skin.
Because looking 18 is one thing,
and feeling 18 and being 18
is another thing.
-That's true.
-I had two references.
One was Murugadoss.
-I see.
-Murugadoss is the director of Ghajini.
-Okay.
-He is such a unique guy.
He's of short stature.
He looks like a kid.
His name is Murugadoss.
You think he's a six-foot guy.
But the first time he came
to meet me, this is how he was sitting.
"Hello, sir." He was sitting like this.
His hands were like this.
And he has a unique quality.
He has no filter.
I see.
So, if you tell him something like,
"Sir, can we do this scene like this?"
"I'll come down the stairs
instead of using the door."
If he doesn't like the idea,
then he has no filter.
"Very bad, sir. Very bad."
His face becomes like this.
He doesn't even think who he's
saying it to, or that they might feel bad.
Normally, a person would say,
"It's a good idea."
"But how about we"
-We try to manage.
-Yes.
He doesn't try at all.
"Very bad, sir. Very bad."
Superb!
Yes. But when he likes
the idea, he will say,
"Super hit, sir. Super hit."
You see, he has no filter.
So, I adopted this quality from him.
When I talk to Virus,
he says, "We are first."
I say, "First in what?"
"We are first in suicides."
So, when I say that, it's no filter.
I'm talking to the principal.
But I realize later that I was wrong.
He might hit me.
I say, "We are first in suicides."
-I also do this later.
-Yes.
I didn't mean to say it.
Now he will scold me.
So, I kept that quality.
And his brain If you look at
his face, it seems like some kind of
machinery is working inside.
So, I took that from Murugadoss.
And I took the second quality
from my nephew, Pablo, Mansoor's son.
He can never be static.
He is always moving.
So, if he's over here
He never stops. He is never static.
So, if you see,
in the movie, I'm always moving.
Yeah!
No stopping.
I did this film called Dil Chahta Hai.
In that film, Akash's eyes never stop.
He's talking to you
but he's looking over there.
He isn't looking at you. That was Akash.
Erratic.
At one point,
you did stop moving your eyes.
-When Akshaye Khanna slaps you.
-Yes!
You did that so beautifully, bhai.
Only with your eyes.
I got slapped ten times.
I had no choice.
That was really amazing.
I learned these things
from different people.
You've done a master class
in characterization for us. Thank you!
You shot many portions of Dangal
-in Punjab.
-Oh, God!
-Did you enjoy Punjab?
-The mention of Punjab has made me happy!
Archana, this is a story
that is very close to me.
We shot for Rang De Basanti in Punjab.
And I really loved it there.
The people, the Punjabi culture is so
Our Sikhs brothers are present here.
Sat Sri Akaal!
People in Punjab are full of love.
So full of love.
When we went to shoot for Dangal,
it was a small village
we were shooting in.
We shot for more than two months
in that location and that house.
You won't believe it, Kapil.
I would arrive at 6:00 a.m.,
sometimes at 5:00 a.m.,
the shift started at seven o'clock.
Early in the morning at five,
I enter the village in Punjab.
My car is entering.
And the people of that village
would stand outside their homes
just to welcome me.
My car would pass
Every day, for two and a half months,
they would greet me every morning
saying, "Sat Sri Akaal."
They used to wait and welcome me.
They never disturbed me,
never stopped my car. Nothing.
They would welcome me with joined hands.
The shoot would end at 6:00 p.m.
Again, every person would be
standing outside their house.
And while leaving,
they used to wish me goodnight.
This happened for two and a half months.
I belong to a Muslim family.
I'm not used to joining hands.
I'm used to raising my hand
and bowing my head.
This is what I'm used to.
After spending those
two and a half months in Punjab,
I understood the power of this.
-Amazing.
-My God.
You know, I really feel like
that's such a wonderful emotion.
Every man in Punjab
stands at six feet tall.
Yes.
But their hearts are so full of love.
They respect every individual,
regardless of their stature.
-That's wonderful.
-What a story!
Stop, bhaisahab.
Why won't you stop?
Do you know how to turn this off?
-Can you stop it, please? Help me out.
-Come on, man.
-Help me.
-Did you simply hop on and start riding?
What are you doing here?
Is there an emergency?
There is no emergency.
-I just wanted to stop this.
-Let go.
Can you put it on the stand?
-Don't you know anything?
-Great. Thanks.
Why were you sounding the alarm?
Is there an emergency?
There is no emergency.
Please come over here.
Okay.
-Aamir Khan sahab is here.
-Aamir Khan sahab is here.
Yes. Hello.
Hello.
You are at the airport today.
Yes.
What's up?
This is our show
We're in the middle of an interview.
-What do you mean by what's up?
-Having a conversation.
Sit down and have a conversation.
He's a big man.
Does it look nice if I sit next to him?
You can sit down.
-Are you going to say something?
-Well
Well
-So it's all good. Life's good.
-All good?
-All good?
-All good.
-All good at home?
-It's great.
What a coincidence.
All is good at my home too.
Well
Tell us your name.
What are you doing here?
Engineer Chumbak Mittal. Twice IIT pass.
You have passed IIT twice?
-When did you pass IIT twice?
-Every day.
-I get it.
-IIT is close to my home,
so I pass it twice every day.
I am the only aeronautical engineer
at this airport.
-The only aeronautical engineer?
-He's not an aeronautical engineer.
You know when birds perch on the runway?
-Yes.
-He shoos them away.
-Really?
-Bird-catcher.
-Not bird-catcher, it's bird-scarer.
-Bird-scarer.
There is a difference between
catching and scaring.
And how can anyone catch one bird?
There are so many birds like pigeons,
parrots, magpies, kites, eagles.
How can anyone catch one bird alone?
When we say, "Shoo,"
all the birds fly away.
Birds are terrified of me.
Really?
-Bhai
-I'm very professional.
You did a film called 3 Idiots.
He's the fourth.
The fourth idiot.
-Are you comfortable, sir?
-I'm very comfortable.
-Can I get comfortable?
-Yes, absolutely.
Oh!
-What are you doing?
-Getting comfortable.
Now watch the magic.
Watch the magic.
You need magic.
How are you doing, sir?
Very good!
What else is new?
-All good?
-All good.
Aamir sahab, he called me
the fourth idiot.
-Do you know why he said that?
-Why?
So that the lady can laugh.
-Can I tell you a secret?
-Tell me.
-Can I come over there?
-Please.
Sit here.
I apologize if my breath stinks.
Don't tell anyone.
-Okay.
-Look at me.
That lady
-Don't look at her.
-Okay.
-Don't look.
-I'm not.
So, that lady
This gentleman cracks jokes,
and the lady laughs along.
That's how they're rolling in dough.
Don't look. Don't look at her.
-She must be looking at us.
-Yes.
Mittal sahab, you are bothering him.
Why are you here?
Look, bhaisahab.
In all the years I wasn't coming here,
you had a problem with that.
Now that I'm here, you still seem
to have a problem.
What do you want?
Aamir sir, what to do?
I'm a perferectionist, just like you.
What are you?
Perferectionist.
You can't even say it properly.
Why? What am I saying?
Say it again.
Peractist.
Engineer sahab, did you
come here to talk rubbish?
No. I came here to have
a personal conversation.
Yes.
Sir, you are from Bollywood.
Could you help me find a heroine to marry?
Help a poor man settle down.
What do you mean by poor?
These days, women are seeking partners
outside the entertainment industry.
-Yes.
-Please.
He's a perfectionist,
and he's also adept at magic.
And you know,
I get proposals from many girls.
Also, you will get what you deserve.
For matchmaking,
you will get what you deserve.
-You will get a ring.
-Okay.
-And a blanket from Rajkumar Company.
-Okay.
-It's a fantastic blanket.
-Okay.
Even if you sleep alone under the blanket,
you will feel like
someone's sleeping with you.
Are you serious?
It's a beautiful thing.
-I see.
-Yes.
-Where did you get it made?
-From Rajkumar Company.
You can have one if you want,
but you must get me married.
-There is one condition.
-What?
The girl's name shouldn't be Sunita.
Why?
Play something, guys.
She was my first love.
And she left me.
He's eating snacks too!
She left me, Aamir sahab.
Where did she go?
We were together in college.
I failed, and she moved up
to the next class.
I see.
Aamir sahab, I went to see PK with her.
You wrestled so well in the movie.
It was amazing.
Did you go to see PK or Dangal?
I thought I was seeing PK,
but it was Dangal.
So, you were drunk
when you saw Dangal?
-What did I say?
-Right.
It's the same thing.
Now do you get it?
-He just wants that lady to laugh.
-He wants her to laugh.
-Turn everything into a joke.
-Yes.
And you know,
she will record this program.
They call you for free.
-Yes. Absolutely.
-Called you "sir."
Now they will charge money.
What happened when
you went to see the film?
I watched the film.
In the theatre, I engaged
in a physical relationship with Sunita.
What? What are you saying?
-Yes.
-What do you mean?
It was dark. I touched her arm.
That angered her. So, she took
her sandals off and got physical.
She got very physical.
But nothing after that.
So, her name shouldn't be Sunita.
-Not Sunita.
-Not Sunita.
And she shouldn't be holding a sandal.
I had a dream, Aamir sahab.
I wanted to rest my head in her lap.
Do you want some bhujia?
Since we're in the mood,
should I sing a song?
Sure. Sing a song.
-Will you listen?
-Of course.
Go ahead. Sing something nice.
The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.
Your films are a hit in China.
This is their product.
Wow!
When something goes wrong
When you face difficulties
-Turn it off!
-You
-Turn it off if he's telling you.
-You turn it off.
And why are you conveying it
through me? Tell them directly.
When something goes wrong
When you face difficulties
Just be on my side, Hum Nawazuddin
Hum Nawazuddin!
-Hum Nawaz!
-Hum Nawaz?
His name is Nawazuddin, right?
As long as there's moonlight in the night
Everyone provides companionship
Bhaisahab!
It's okay. Just
It's okay. Come here.
-You have to walk straight.
-As long as there's moonlight
It's all right. Come back later.
We have a guest now.
If you are on my
Let's have a huge round
of applause for Aamir bhai.
Aamir bhai.
Aamir bhai, it's been a dream,
you coming on our show.
We had so much fun today.
"Thank you" feels inadequate
to express my gratitude.
We pray to God that you
continue to make good films.
And I want to say that
you are the pride of our nation.
May God bless you always.
Love you, bhai!
Thank you so much, bhai.
Thanks a lot.
Kapil, I said this at the beginning
of the show, and I will say it again.
-Thank you so much
-Thank you, bhai.
for giving us so much laughter.
You truly make our evenings delightful.
And you are doing it
for millions of people.
-Thank you, bhai.
-It is so wonderful. Really.
Thanks to each and every one of you.
All of you came to watch our show.
I hope everyone enjoyed it.
Thank you so much, guys.
Keep laughing and stay happy always.
Aamir sir has a flight to catch.
So, he has to leave.
Now we'll go to the lounge,
find another guest and bring them here.
Until then, stay with us on Netflix.
Thank you so much! Goodnight!
We are coming on Netflix!
-Don't make it so scary, paaji.
-No? Okay.
When we weren't recording,
he was calling me names.
I can hear you! I'm not deaf!
He will die!
Baahubali!
"I have realized that the real joy
of life lies in an ashram."
If you all want to eat laddoos,
then come see me.
Laddoos are not the problem, paaji.
It's your actions following
their consumption of the laddoos!
Papa says, "Come sit with me.
Be my friend."
And I say, "If I share
something with you like a friend,
then you act like Papa again."
Uran Khatola.
Doing potty.
Sir, this is for the success of Animal.
-Cheers.
-This is for the success of Gadar 2.
-And this is for Zwigato.
-Even you watched it?
Even I didn't watch it.