The Karate Kid (1989) s01e05 Episode Script
All the World His Stage
MIYAGI: England set stage for Daniel -san's rise to movie stardom.
Will he be hero
or fall in final clash of swords?
Karate Kid
Karate Kid
Karate Kid
Karate Kid
Karate Kid ♪
(CLOCK CHIMING)
TAKI: I hope we arrive in London on time, Mr. Miyagi.
We've taken three trains.
Maybe we'll never catch the shrine.
Daniel -san should learn
from Little Engine That Could.
I think we can. I think we can.
I think we can. I think we can.
I think we can. I think we can.
There's the freight train we're looking for.
Now we'll know if the shrine
was really sold to a movie studio.
Uhh! Somebody help!
He'll fall!
How can I get up there?
Daniel -san standing on own solution. Ee-yo!
Mr. Miyagi, what are you doing?
Uhh!
Oh!
That's awfully splendid!
Young man, I'm with London News.
That was quite a heroic deed.
I don't deserve all the credit.
I learned karate from--
Excuse. Good time go to commercial.
Mr. Miyagi, wait.
I don't get "nice going, Daniel -san"?
Nice going, Daniel -san.
Now must find shrine.
They thought I was a hero.
I didn't tell them my name.
Hero measured by deeds, not name.
Look. There's a shipment for Britannia Studio.
Look like time to go to movies.
A real movie studio!
I hope we get inside
To find the shrine, of course.
Of course.
Miyagi talk to guard.
Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin!
Oh, Kevin!
Who, me?
Hi, girls.
Hey, take it easy!
Oh, Kevin, I love you!
Kevin Woods, the movie star?
Yes. Isn't he rad?
Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin!
Oh, Kevin!
Can you see a way in?
Maybe. Ok, I'm game.
I see him.
If only I could meet him.
Aah!
Aah! Uhh!
Check this out.
It's raining fans.
Hello. Does the lovely lady have a name?
Uh Taki.
Nice to meet you, Taki.
Climb aboard.
What about me?
(KNOCK KNOCK)
Aah!
Hi. I'm Kevin Woods.
Oops. I forgot.
Sorry. No one allowed without a pass.
Mr. Miyagi, we found a way inside.
Have better luck than Miyagi.
Hey, are you anybody?
Everybody somebody to someone sometime.
Borrow pen, please.
Ee-yo!
Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin!
Ah!
Right. Help yourself.
Uh, TV, stereo,
VCR, refrigerator.
DANIEL: Hey, cool!
I'll have orange soda,
and for your girlfriend?
Nothing, thank you,
but Daniel's not my boyfriend.
He's like a brother.
That answer just earned you a studio tour
and a visit to my set.
What movie is it?
It's written for me--
King Arthur the Magnificent.
Oh, brother.
Aah!
Hmm. Freight from train station.
How'd you get in here?
That's a restricted area.
Hey! Come back here!
What do you think?
You look so heroic, so regal.
Kind words, milady.
Your beauty rivals that of my own Queen Guinevere.
Thank you, my lord.
Here, Daniel.
You'll be the Black Knight.
I think I'll pass.
What's the matter, mate?
Can't you pretend to be a hero?
Since you put it that way
Oh, no!
Kevin!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You amateurs fall for that stunt every time.
You scared me.
I thought you were hurt.
That was a riot.
OSCAR: Kevin, stop playing games!
Get to the set!
We're behind schedule!
Keep your knickers on, Oscar.
I'll get there.
I've been busy casting
our newest and prettiest chambermaid.
I'm going to be in your movie?
Of course, love.
Mate, put this in the prop box.
Hey, nice catch.
I'll see if Oscar's cast the part of my squire.
Are you coming?
Nah. Go on.
I'll look for Mr. Miyagi.
Perfect. A fake sword for a fake hero.
Kevin wouldn't know what to do
with a real sword.
Did you do your own stunts
in The Pirate Prince?
Yes, and in this epic, too.
In this scene,
the Black Knight has escaped.
Jump out, land on the horse,
and ride off.
Do you have it?
Roll the film.
I'll handle the stunts.
Good luck, Kevin.
Taki, what do you see in that jerk?
You're jealous because he's King Arthur
and you're not.
No. Kevin's a royal show-off.
Maybe dragon blow fire to hide mouse inside.
Mr. Miyagi! How did you get inside?
What's with that Merlin getup?
Best way capture fortress-- From inside.
Crate with shrine here.
The shrine's right here someplace?
OSCAR: Quiet on the set!
Andaction!
(NEIGH)
Whoa! Wait!
Stop!
DANIEL: I got to help him!
Whoa, boy! Whoa! Help!
Hyah!
Come on. Just a little closer.
Daniel!
Whoa. Whoa, boy. Whoa, whoa.
Incredible. Would you like
to be Kevin's stunt coach?
I don't know anything about making movies.
I don't need this kid's help.
You'd be barbecued if it wasn't for him.
He's coaching you.
Stay out of my life.
Kevin, wait.
I save his neck,
and he still wants all the glory.
King ruled by pride
soon find kingdom up in smoke.
That go for stunt man, too.
How did he do that?
Smoke pellets. Some wizard.
Come on. Focus. Keep your balance.
Don't give me that Eastern mumbo jumbo.
I know what I'm doing.
If you did, you wouldn't need a coach.
You're just a stand-in.
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, oh, my ankle.
Daniel -san have falling out with friend.
You're saying this was my fault?
He did it to himself.
Hardest blow often come from mouth, not fist.
Yeah, well, I don't buy it.
I can't walk.
Who will do the action scenes?
We can't go any further over budget.
I could do them, sir.
He's not setting foot on my set.
It's the only way.
You'll still get the close-ups.
Forget it. If he's in, I'm out.
This is turning into a great story.
Aah! Oh!
Nobody plays King Arthur but me!
Wow! That's some special effect!
I've had it with you, Kevin.
I should have cast you as the Black Knight.
Maybe you're right.
He's just a temperamental brat.
He'll be back after he cools off.
Meanwhile, we've got a movie to shoot.
Daniel -san! Taki -san!
So, it's you again!
Miyagi better make like wizard and disappear.
There he is.
I got you!
Excuse, please. Looking for prop.
Small Asian statue, so big.
Oh, that gizmo.
One of the bricks fell out.
I used the statue to fill the hole.
Miyagi borrow.
Many thanks.
The shrine.
Power gone.
In this scene,
you see the Black Knight,
leap from the castle wall,
and draw your sword.
Got it!
I will, my lord. I will, my lord.
I will, my lord.
Scene 226, take one. Action!
Chambermaid! Warn the queen!
The Black Knight's charging the castle!
I will, my lord.
You have no claim upon my throne!
You've stolen what was mine.
Hey, take it easy.
I'm supposed to win this scene.
I challenge you, false king
Kevin! To a fight to the end.
What are you trying to prove?
That I'm the rightful king of England.
What is going on here?
Kevin, stop this. We're all friends here.
Perhaps now you'll see fit
to meet my challenge.
Let go of her!
Aah!
Be at the Tower Bridge at noon
if you want to see her again.
Let go, Kevin!
This guy has definitely flipped out.
Power drained from shrine to sword.
Boy under shrine's power now.
How did this happen?
Power of shrine make stronger
what person feel.
Kevin feel he must be important like king.
Daniel -san takes that away.
Hurt boy's pride.
It's just a movie part.
No movie now.
Shrine make Kevin really believe you enemy.
Now Daniel -san hero, Kevin villain.
Noon's in one hour. I've got to stop him.
Daniel -san!
A joust on Tower Bridge.
What a great publicity stunt.
(CLOCK STRIKES NOON)
It's noon. I've got to hurry.
There he is! Look at him!
Kevin, you're my hero.
Can I have your autograph?
I'm not Kevin.
Please, move. It's an emergency.
What's happened?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
They're shooting a movie.
It shouldn't be long.
So, he's come to defend
Queen Guinevere's honor.
Kevin, stop talking like that.
I'm not a queen.
You'll be my queen after I defeat Arthur.
What is this?
Are you afraid to fight me alone?
You'd better get down.
Knock away sword.
Miyagi put power back in shrine.
Sounds simple enough.
Careful, Daniel -san.
If my mother only knew about this
Meet your fate, King Arthur.
Hyah!
Let's call a truce.
I like happy endings.
Do something, Mr. Miyagi.
He's too good.
Daniel not King Arthur. Miyagi not Merlin.
Can't just wave magic wand.
Be yourself, Daniel -san.
Not hero. Convince Kevin same.
Kevin, you don't need to prove anything.
You're King Arthur. I'm the Black Knight.
I must destroy you.
I'm not your enemy, I'm your friend.
TAKI: Daniel!
Hyah!
The sword is mine, oh, wizard.
The shrine!
No!
Aah!
Aah! Help! Mr. Miyagi! Daniel!
Taki!
One must lose. It will be you.
Snap out of it. Taki's in danger!
Daniel!
She is a traitor.
I give no mercy to traitors.
We're not heroes or villains.
We're just two stubborn kids.
No! That's a lie!
Hyah!
You're a regular kid just like me.
What am I doing here?
Taki needs our help.
It's time to be a real hero.
Look like we both saved the fair maiden.
Next time, remind me to play Mary Poppins.
Ugh
Hey, take it easy.
Power from sword must contact shrine.
Quick, Daniel -san.
What if I miss?
Throw sword into river.
Ha ha. Nice shot.
How did I do that?
Luck? Magic? Who knows?
Ivy McClain, live from the Tower Bridge.
A tragic accident on a movie shoot
was narrowly averted by two brave young men.
Now let's hear their story.
You would think they'd jump
at the chance to be heroes.
Miyagi sum up situation in two words.
That's show biz.
Will he be hero
or fall in final clash of swords?
Karate Kid
Karate Kid
Karate Kid
Karate Kid
Karate Kid ♪
(CLOCK CHIMING)
TAKI: I hope we arrive in London on time, Mr. Miyagi.
We've taken three trains.
Maybe we'll never catch the shrine.
Daniel -san should learn
from Little Engine That Could.
I think we can. I think we can.
I think we can. I think we can.
I think we can. I think we can.
There's the freight train we're looking for.
Now we'll know if the shrine
was really sold to a movie studio.
Uhh! Somebody help!
He'll fall!
How can I get up there?
Daniel -san standing on own solution. Ee-yo!
Mr. Miyagi, what are you doing?
Uhh!
Oh!
That's awfully splendid!
Young man, I'm with London News.
That was quite a heroic deed.
I don't deserve all the credit.
I learned karate from--
Excuse. Good time go to commercial.
Mr. Miyagi, wait.
I don't get "nice going, Daniel -san"?
Nice going, Daniel -san.
Now must find shrine.
They thought I was a hero.
I didn't tell them my name.
Hero measured by deeds, not name.
Look. There's a shipment for Britannia Studio.
Look like time to go to movies.
A real movie studio!
I hope we get inside
To find the shrine, of course.
Of course.
Miyagi talk to guard.
Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin!
Oh, Kevin!
Who, me?
Hi, girls.
Hey, take it easy!
Oh, Kevin, I love you!
Kevin Woods, the movie star?
Yes. Isn't he rad?
Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin!
Oh, Kevin!
Can you see a way in?
Maybe. Ok, I'm game.
I see him.
If only I could meet him.
Aah!
Aah! Uhh!
Check this out.
It's raining fans.
Hello. Does the lovely lady have a name?
Uh Taki.
Nice to meet you, Taki.
Climb aboard.
What about me?
(KNOCK KNOCK)
Aah!
Hi. I'm Kevin Woods.
Oops. I forgot.
Sorry. No one allowed without a pass.
Mr. Miyagi, we found a way inside.
Have better luck than Miyagi.
Hey, are you anybody?
Everybody somebody to someone sometime.
Borrow pen, please.
Ee-yo!
Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin! Oh, Kevin!
Ah!
Right. Help yourself.
Uh, TV, stereo,
VCR, refrigerator.
DANIEL: Hey, cool!
I'll have orange soda,
and for your girlfriend?
Nothing, thank you,
but Daniel's not my boyfriend.
He's like a brother.
That answer just earned you a studio tour
and a visit to my set.
What movie is it?
It's written for me--
King Arthur the Magnificent.
Oh, brother.
Aah!
Hmm. Freight from train station.
How'd you get in here?
That's a restricted area.
Hey! Come back here!
What do you think?
You look so heroic, so regal.
Kind words, milady.
Your beauty rivals that of my own Queen Guinevere.
Thank you, my lord.
Here, Daniel.
You'll be the Black Knight.
I think I'll pass.
What's the matter, mate?
Can't you pretend to be a hero?
Since you put it that way
Oh, no!
Kevin!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You amateurs fall for that stunt every time.
You scared me.
I thought you were hurt.
That was a riot.
OSCAR: Kevin, stop playing games!
Get to the set!
We're behind schedule!
Keep your knickers on, Oscar.
I'll get there.
I've been busy casting
our newest and prettiest chambermaid.
I'm going to be in your movie?
Of course, love.
Mate, put this in the prop box.
Hey, nice catch.
I'll see if Oscar's cast the part of my squire.
Are you coming?
Nah. Go on.
I'll look for Mr. Miyagi.
Perfect. A fake sword for a fake hero.
Kevin wouldn't know what to do
with a real sword.
Did you do your own stunts
in The Pirate Prince?
Yes, and in this epic, too.
In this scene,
the Black Knight has escaped.
Jump out, land on the horse,
and ride off.
Do you have it?
Roll the film.
I'll handle the stunts.
Good luck, Kevin.
Taki, what do you see in that jerk?
You're jealous because he's King Arthur
and you're not.
No. Kevin's a royal show-off.
Maybe dragon blow fire to hide mouse inside.
Mr. Miyagi! How did you get inside?
What's with that Merlin getup?
Best way capture fortress-- From inside.
Crate with shrine here.
The shrine's right here someplace?
OSCAR: Quiet on the set!
Andaction!
(NEIGH)
Whoa! Wait!
Stop!
DANIEL: I got to help him!
Whoa, boy! Whoa! Help!
Hyah!
Come on. Just a little closer.
Daniel!
Whoa. Whoa, boy. Whoa, whoa.
Incredible. Would you like
to be Kevin's stunt coach?
I don't know anything about making movies.
I don't need this kid's help.
You'd be barbecued if it wasn't for him.
He's coaching you.
Stay out of my life.
Kevin, wait.
I save his neck,
and he still wants all the glory.
King ruled by pride
soon find kingdom up in smoke.
That go for stunt man, too.
How did he do that?
Smoke pellets. Some wizard.
Come on. Focus. Keep your balance.
Don't give me that Eastern mumbo jumbo.
I know what I'm doing.
If you did, you wouldn't need a coach.
You're just a stand-in.
Whoa! Whoa!
Oh, oh, my ankle.
Daniel -san have falling out with friend.
You're saying this was my fault?
He did it to himself.
Hardest blow often come from mouth, not fist.
Yeah, well, I don't buy it.
I can't walk.
Who will do the action scenes?
We can't go any further over budget.
I could do them, sir.
He's not setting foot on my set.
It's the only way.
You'll still get the close-ups.
Forget it. If he's in, I'm out.
This is turning into a great story.
Aah! Oh!
Nobody plays King Arthur but me!
Wow! That's some special effect!
I've had it with you, Kevin.
I should have cast you as the Black Knight.
Maybe you're right.
He's just a temperamental brat.
He'll be back after he cools off.
Meanwhile, we've got a movie to shoot.
Daniel -san! Taki -san!
So, it's you again!
Miyagi better make like wizard and disappear.
There he is.
I got you!
Excuse, please. Looking for prop.
Small Asian statue, so big.
Oh, that gizmo.
One of the bricks fell out.
I used the statue to fill the hole.
Miyagi borrow.
Many thanks.
The shrine.
Power gone.
In this scene,
you see the Black Knight,
leap from the castle wall,
and draw your sword.
Got it!
I will, my lord. I will, my lord.
I will, my lord.
Scene 226, take one. Action!
Chambermaid! Warn the queen!
The Black Knight's charging the castle!
I will, my lord.
You have no claim upon my throne!
You've stolen what was mine.
Hey, take it easy.
I'm supposed to win this scene.
I challenge you, false king
Kevin! To a fight to the end.
What are you trying to prove?
That I'm the rightful king of England.
What is going on here?
Kevin, stop this. We're all friends here.
Perhaps now you'll see fit
to meet my challenge.
Let go of her!
Aah!
Be at the Tower Bridge at noon
if you want to see her again.
Let go, Kevin!
This guy has definitely flipped out.
Power drained from shrine to sword.
Boy under shrine's power now.
How did this happen?
Power of shrine make stronger
what person feel.
Kevin feel he must be important like king.
Daniel -san takes that away.
Hurt boy's pride.
It's just a movie part.
No movie now.
Shrine make Kevin really believe you enemy.
Now Daniel -san hero, Kevin villain.
Noon's in one hour. I've got to stop him.
Daniel -san!
A joust on Tower Bridge.
What a great publicity stunt.
(CLOCK STRIKES NOON)
It's noon. I've got to hurry.
There he is! Look at him!
Kevin, you're my hero.
Can I have your autograph?
I'm not Kevin.
Please, move. It's an emergency.
What's happened?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
They're shooting a movie.
It shouldn't be long.
So, he's come to defend
Queen Guinevere's honor.
Kevin, stop talking like that.
I'm not a queen.
You'll be my queen after I defeat Arthur.
What is this?
Are you afraid to fight me alone?
You'd better get down.
Knock away sword.
Miyagi put power back in shrine.
Sounds simple enough.
Careful, Daniel -san.
If my mother only knew about this
Meet your fate, King Arthur.
Hyah!
Let's call a truce.
I like happy endings.
Do something, Mr. Miyagi.
He's too good.
Daniel not King Arthur. Miyagi not Merlin.
Can't just wave magic wand.
Be yourself, Daniel -san.
Not hero. Convince Kevin same.
Kevin, you don't need to prove anything.
You're King Arthur. I'm the Black Knight.
I must destroy you.
I'm not your enemy, I'm your friend.
TAKI: Daniel!
Hyah!
The sword is mine, oh, wizard.
The shrine!
No!
Aah!
Aah! Help! Mr. Miyagi! Daniel!
Taki!
One must lose. It will be you.
Snap out of it. Taki's in danger!
Daniel!
She is a traitor.
I give no mercy to traitors.
We're not heroes or villains.
We're just two stubborn kids.
No! That's a lie!
Hyah!
You're a regular kid just like me.
What am I doing here?
Taki needs our help.
It's time to be a real hero.
Look like we both saved the fair maiden.
Next time, remind me to play Mary Poppins.
Ugh
Hey, take it easy.
Power from sword must contact shrine.
Quick, Daniel -san.
What if I miss?
Throw sword into river.
Ha ha. Nice shot.
How did I do that?
Luck? Magic? Who knows?
Ivy McClain, live from the Tower Bridge.
A tragic accident on a movie shoot
was narrowly averted by two brave young men.
Now let's hear their story.
You would think they'd jump
at the chance to be heroes.
Miyagi sum up situation in two words.
That's show biz.