Underemployed (2012) s01e05 Episode Script

1 So you're in? - Is she on the campaign? - She already was.
Then I'm already in.
Sold.
To your first account.
To my first account.
How does something like this happen? I know how it happened, technically.
But I don't know how it happens.
I'm jamel.
Raviva.
Hey.
You, my handsome friend, have a job.
Why didn't you want me to to audition? I just don't ever want to be caught between you and my job.
Give me your key.
I can pay the rent.
[All mankind's this is a miracle.]
refresh.
Miles, I just did.
Again.
Okay.
Come on, music.
Be music.
I hit refresh.
Do it again.
What's going on? Brangelina breaking up? Never gonna happen.
Eventually gonna happen.
The subject of this year's trivia championship is just about to be announced.
Hit refresh.
Okay.
When are they announcing it? Supposedly 7:00 P.
M.
, but [Sighs.]
Still waiting.
- Nice day at work? - Demonic.
My dad had this motivational speaker come and talk about team building.
It's kind of like a religion, the degree to which they have to keep you hypnotized by the idea that work should be your whole life.
So what's the key to building a great team, then, haymitch? One identify mission.
Be the first team ever to win the championship three years in a row.
Hat trick.
Two identify each team member's individual strengths.
Music.
Sports.
Science.
Sex.
[Computer dings.]
All: "Literature"? Literature.
Literature.
Sophia.
Wait, there are sample questions.
Sample questions, sample questions! "Who wrote invisible man?" Ralph Ellison.
I knew that.
"How many separate volumes were originally intended to be in Roberto bolaño's 2666?" Six.
I knew that.
It's five.
Whatever.
"Who defined wit as 'a tough reasonableness beneath a slight lyric grace and the awareness within any situation of the possibility of other situations?'" this is a miracle young jeezy? Sasha grey.
T.
S.
Eliot.
ooh ooh ooh ooh [Gasps.]
Three out of three! Ah! Three out of three! Yes! [All cheering.]
Sophia, you are an amazing girl with a very deep knowledge of books and book-related things, and we are so lucky to have you on our team.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you? Last key to team building be generous and specific with praise.
At least I think that's the last key to team building.
What do you mean you think? I fell asleep.
It was so bad.
[Giggles.]
"Hat trick" on three.
Hat trick.
Raviva and Miles: Hat trick.
One, two, three.
All: Hat trick! [Upbeat rock music.]
congratulations.
For what? For making it nine months and six weeks without having sex With me, anyway.
Thank you.
Wait.
Six weeks? We're cleared for takeoff? According to earlymama.
Com, yes, we are cleared for takeoff.
Zapamunja! [Laughing.]
Why why didn't you tell me this in bed? Well, I-I thought we'd make a plan.
Okay, go for it.
Make one.
I'll catch up.
But maybe we can make it special.
So let's do it special.
Oh, Lou.
The last time we did it was when we broke up, remember? The time that I got pregnant.
That was a mistake.
Wait, what was the sex? No.
[Screams.]
Breaking up.
No, it wasn't.
You learned a lot.
I learned a lot.
And here we are.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Well, it's just our first time as parents, you know? Our first time since we got back together.
I-I don't want to just do it.
[Panting.]
[Sighs heavily.]
[Exhales deeply.]
okay.
Okay? Neither do I, pretend.
Thank you, pretend.
But tonight, for sure.
Oh, yeah, tonight, for sure.
After trivia.
[Laughs.]
After trivia.
[Growls.]
[Snarling.]
[Howls.]
[Laughs.]
Love you.
I love you.
Did you pay the electric bill yet? Yep, paid it like the ho it was.
Good.
I need everything to be in order today.
I'm just a skosh freaked out.
What's freaky? Every morning you act like this huge tidal wave is gonna break in, and then you come back home telling the story of how you saved the day.
Yeah.
But Keith is coming in to have me pitch him the madura print campaign.
Towel me.
Wow.
Just you? Yeah, just me, because Todd and Deb are off at the ad age digital conference in New York, and we were gonna postpone, but I was like, "nah! Since I'm Keith's favorite, why don't I just do it?" Nice initiative.
Stupid initiative, because now if he thinks it radically sucks, then he's not gonna sign off, and they're all gonna blame me.
It won't suck.
How'd it go with what's-his-face in the kitchen? Oh, Zach? Yeah, it didn't happen.
Not hot enough? Mm, more like not Todd enough.
Interesting.
How about you and, uh Kate.
It was okay.
Wasn't really feeling it.
Yeah, it happens.
Hey, pay the electric bill, okay? I'll pay it.
Aha! I knew it.
There's this place, uh, kitchen sink it's, like, right around the corner from there, but, um, you can get the red line at berwyn.
Hey.
Hey.
You guys met.
Yeah, Kate lives two blocks away from me.
Kismet.
How did you guys meet? Both: Fat camp.
I'm having a very hard time concentrating at work, if you know what I mean.
I'm sorry.
I'm just a little confused by what you mean by "hard time.
" Would you mind spelling it out for me? Okay.
"E" "R-e" Mm-hmm.
"C-t" [Giggles.]
Louis.
My dad's super-suburban assistant's coming over.
Got to go.
"I-o-n.
" [Laughs.]
Bekah.
Let me guess it's someone's birthday, and you have a card for me to sign.
I am very excited.
You're in a good mood today.
I am.
What can I do for you? Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all Louis.
Your dad told me to kidnap you and have you upgrade everybody's operating system with me.
And it is, no joke, delicious.
All they have to do is restart.
You know that.
I know that.
But these are older people with shiny brain machines on their desks which they do not understand.
And I told your dad it would take all day, so it's a mega hall pass You know, unless, of course, you'd rather work.
Let's do it.
Guess what.
I'm taking a big step today.
Savings account? Sadly, no.
Thank God.
I was about to feel very, very shamey.
[Car alarm beeps.]
So what's the big step? I'm applying for a promotion to be assistant manager.
Ambition in one so young.
It's not ambition.
It's greed.
Well, are you still gonna have time to write? I'll be able to write more, because I won't actually have to make the doughnuts, and I'll be able to take late-night shifts alone, so I'll be able to write, seeing as nobody comes in for doughnuts after 7:00 P.
M.
sounds like the prescription.
Yeah, that's assuming I get the job.
Ugh.
I want that dough, baby.
Then get that dough, baby.
[Laughs.]
So you actually designed this game? Why is it called harvest, now? Because if you don't build up a certain amount of life points within a certain amount of time, then the aliens will come and harvest you.
Shoop! [Laughs.]
How long do you get? You don't know.
You just got to keep playing and maintain hope.
I want to play that game.
I'm jamel.
Yeah.
Raviva.
We we met before.
Yeah.
Rosemary.
Hi, Rosemary.
Hi.
Sophia Swanson Why do you want to be assistant manager at donut girl? Because I think it's a really cool and evolved company that delivers a high-quality product inside an ironic brand concept that's not only cute and entertaining, but also advances images of women in a quietly subversive way.
Okay.
Um, what is the most you would pay for a vintage destiny's child t-shirt? Three-member destiny's child or four-member destiny's child? Four-member destiny's child.
22 bucks, tops.
[Keys clacking.]
[Squeals.]
[Sighs.]
Consider yourself promoted.
Thanks.
[Upbeat pop music.]
when every night is ladies' night, make it madura.
It's ironic.
It's hip.
He's hella good-looking.
And our agency is fully staffed up and ready to launch this campaign across all platforms.
And that Be about itsies.
Thank you.
So what do you think? Do you like it? I mean, on a scale of one to Keith, what would you give it? I'd give it a solid Keith.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it a lot.
Well, what do you say we, uh, go have lunch and talk it over some more? Uh Sure.
Just sign the statement of work, and we can just iron out all the det I don't want to sign anything just yet.
I'd rather mull it over.
I'm a muller.
[Chuckles.]
If that's okay.
Of course.
You're the client.
Get your mull on.
How many girls did Lou sleep with while I was gone? While you were hum in LA? Answer the question! Aah there was this girl he worked with, Anna but I don't think they sealed the deal.
And [.]
she sounds [.]
bad And there was.
.
hum Wait! I don't think he did.
How many guys did you hook up with while were you out in LA? None! How many girls have YOU slept with since we graduated? Counting graduation nigth? - Yes! - Okay Does your phone have a calculator? - Okay.
So now you go to "My computer.
" - Okay.
And then select "check for available upgrades.
" Click "system upgrade.
" And it'll start installing.
Oh, wait, wait.
It's asking if I want to install.
Yep.
That's the system upgrade we just talked about installing, so So I just click "yes"? Yes.
Yeah, this is one of those times where you want to click "yes.
" [Chuckles with relief.]
God, you kids are wizards.
Thank you.
[Chuckles.]
Anytime.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, can can you change this wallpaper? But they're so cute.
I know, but they're not mine.
They were just on there, ever since they put me in this office.
I've really grown to hate them Especially him.
Yeah, he does look like bad news.
Bet his name's Julian.
Ugh.
Okay, there you go.
Oh, a pretty glacier.
[Laughs.]
Thank you.
You're more than welcome.
Here.
Enjoy your plethora of doughnuts.
News flash your first shift as assistant manager on your own, tonight.
Oh, no, I can't work tonight.
Tonight is trivia championship night.
Swanson, let me tell you a story.
There was once a girl who worked here, a very unambitious girl yeah, that girl made out with a guy from real world San Diego.
I know, Cheryl.
I've heard your story.
But I can't miss tonight.
And I can't miss my friend Kyle having a benihana groupon.
Won't.
We coolsies? Yeah.
We're coolsies.
You and your dad are so much alike.
How am I like my dad? How? Well, you both get so frustrated with people so easily.
And you do this thing where you stop and you stare at people when they bug you, like, "what's gone wrong with my world?" There it is.
Yep.
You are literally doing it right now.
Bekah My dad I hate to burst your bubble, but my dad you know the first thing he said to me the night he came over to visit Rosemary? He said, "the thing about women, Lou, is they can love you and be there for you, et cetera, but when that baby comes, that baby is the center of their universe, and you are nothing but a paycheck.
" He said that to me.
And he left my mom when I was six years old.
So why are you working for him? Because I need the money.
See? You're more like your dad than you think.
So, up for a lunchtime karaoke or what? That sounds like a nightmare.
You know, I thought so too, and then I tried it, and turns out, it's kind of fun.
Wait, it wasn't your idea? Nope.
It was your dad's.
Just just sing it for me.
No way.
[Scoffs.]
You have heard my music.
You've seen my game.
I've shown you mine, so you show me yours.
Come on.
All right, fine.
Turn around.
[Laughs.]
Do it.
[Grumbles.]
And I'm gonna wait till it's later than late till every step runs out and every heart breaks down and I'm gonna try to keep catching your eye forever if forever's as long as it takes that's me.
That rocks.
Thanks.
[Carly Simon's anticipation.]
but we think about them anyway and wonder [Workers cheering.]
if I'm really with you now whoo, man! Yes! or just chasing after some finer day oh, yeah.
[Workers cheering.]
very nice.
Together: anticipation anticipation is making me late [Workers cheering.]
keeping me w-a-a-a-aiting I think it's a great campaign, and I think you should sign off.
Move on to the next mountaintop.
Do you have a boyfriend? [Chuckles.]
Why? Do you do you think he should sign off? So you do have a boyfriend.
No.
I I have man interests.
You and Miles.
No.
No.
M-Miles is my roommate.
Roommates with benefits.
Roommates with deficits, actually.
Um, why do you ask? Just curious.
Curious Keith.
Oh.
You know, I should I should take this.
I didn't hear it ring.
Yeah, it was on vibrate.
I didn't feel it vibrate.
It's a very subtle vibration.
Russian app "silent storm.
" Check it out.
Hello? [Cell phone ringing.]
What's up? Miles, meet me at restaurant, now.
Daph, I-I can't right now.
I'm so busy.
Miles, please.
Keith just made a pass at me.
Are you sure it was a pass? I'm not sure it wasn't date rape.
"Can't do trivia.
Sorry.
" [Cell phone dings.]
Oh, my God.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Dude.
[Glass shatters.]
[Bleep.]
that noise.
Dios mio.
We're gonna lose.
We have no hat trick.
Miles, losing at trivia is the least of my problems right now.
Come on, stop by.
Help a sister out.
Live a little.
Make a change.
Okay, okay.
Ten minutes.
Thank you.
Soph soph, you don't understand.
If you're not there, we're gonna tank.
No, I understand that, Lou.
Literature.
I know, but just get someone to cover for you.
I'll take two of those.
Okay.
I can't, Lou.
I just got this promotion.
And, uh, two of those.
No, three.
You have to come.
Lou, I really can't talk right now.
Three words, Sophia hat, trick, duh.
Can I see the manager, please? I-I'm the assistant manager.
Then could you go get the manager so that I can talk to her or him about his or her assistant? I'm actually the highest-ranking doughnut official on the grounds at the moment.
Well, then can you tell yourself to get off the phone? Okay.
Bye, Lou.
Why don't we start at the beginning? Why don't we finish at the end? The worst place ever! So, Miles thank you you just happened to be in the neighborhood? Yeah, I was meeting my agent right across the street.
At the Italian beef place? Yeah, he's he's old school.
That's fortunate.
It's it's fortunate, right? It's so fortunate.
Mm-hmm.
You know, Daphne was showing me the images from the campaign this morning.
You look great.
Thanks.
No, really.
You look fantastic.
Thanks.
Your skin tone How do you keep it so uniform? It's like pink marble.
Can I touch it? What? What? Uh, what do you want to touch? Your face.
Um Sure.
[Chuckles.]
Okay, yeah, this is really happening.
[Chuckles awkwardly.]
Look at me Sitting here with the two best-looking people in Chicago.
You two, you're really not an item? We could be.
What does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? It means that Well, I'm just saying, I'm not a sorceress.
[Chuckles.]
I can't see the future.
I mean, we're both modern individuals.
Oh, modern.
I like the way that sounds.
Oh, but I mean modern in an old-fashioned sense.
I've got a crazy idea.
How about we share dessert? Cheryl What are you doing here? Kyle's groupon had expired, again.
What are you doing? Writing.
It's been dead.
Swanson, we're not paying you to stand here like some girl in a Dennis hopper painting.
Edward hopper.
Aren't those paintings usually set at night? Whatevs.
I'll be in the back doing inventory.
If anything else even the least bit super strange happens tonight, you're gonna be in big trouble.
I am very hungry.
[Sighs.]
Mmm.
There is something about sharing that just makes me feel so young.
I'm gonna go find the check, and while I'm doing that, think about this.
Yes, Keith? Well, I live about a mile from here, and there's an indoor pool on my roof with a killer ya-coots.
What is that like like an exotic pet? [Laughs.]
No, Daphne.
It's a jacuzzi.
And I'd like nothing more than the three of us to go back there with this S.
O.
L.
Or P.
D.
Q.
, whatever the hell it is you want me to sign, and look it over.
Talk amongst yourselves.
I'm a little confused.
Yeah, you and me both, and terrified.
- You said he was hitting on you.
- He was.
But ever since I showed up I know, I know, I know.
What the hell, dude? Maybe he swings both ways.
I'm not swinging any way.
I don't care how much you want to sign this thing.
I'm not getting in with that guy in any ya-coots.
Okay, you know what? Any jacuzzi.
I'll take care of it.
Just hush.
Lady, gentleman We're now free to move about the cabin and take this party home.
What do you say? Keith, what do you know about literature? Oh, I love 50 shades of grey.
Why? I want to talk to you for a minute about trivia.
[Train brakes squeal.]
so, um, thanks for a nice, uh, field trip.
Thank you.
[Giggles.]
Definitely was a change of pace One I kind of needed.
So, thanks.
Keep singing.
Keep gaming [Laughs.]
whatever that is.
I'll do that.
Okay.
All right, so I guess I'll see you at the coffee shop, yeah? I hope so.
Let's assume so.
Bye.
Get Powers to sign.
I-I will.
I will, Todd.
Can we just not talk about work for, like, a second? I want to know how New York is.
Have you found some hot, young lady to fill your time? Yeah, I did, actually.
I'm talking to her.
Aw! [Laughs.]
you say the sweetest second things of anybody I know.
Hello? Are you there? Yeah, I am.
I just love hearing your voice.
And it really makes me wish you were here.
Well, if I was there, I would make you walk me to the middle of the Brooklyn bridge for a kiss, and then we would cab it back to Brooklyn for some oysters at Maison premiere.
And then I don't know maybe we would get a room.
Glover.
What? A girl can dream, can't she? You know, Daphne, I do look forward to a day when human resources doesn't stand between us.
You and me both.
Never have so many done so much to hurt so few.
I just hope I don't lose you first to some hot, young Tequila magnate.
Oh, are you jealous? I'm not jealous.
No, you're jealous.
I like it.
And don't worry about Keith.
You're my Mr.
big.
Get powers to sign.
Okay Boss.
Bye.
Bye.
So you actually have trivia skills? Yeah.
I majored in lit before I dropped out.
I love all those Jane Austen novels, you know? All those wide-hipped hotties hiding their heaters underneath those big skirts.
And all those handsome men riding up on their horses at the last minute, all dressed up and sweaty, eyes full of love.
You know, I always fancied myself a mix between Mr.
Darcy and Emma.
Fancy that.
And after we sink this bad boy with nothin' but net Hot tub.
Definitely, Keith.
Could we please have six of those? Six? Make it nine.
Six, nine.
Miles, I like your styles.
Hey, sexy, you made it.
I did.
Welcome to the disaster.
Sophia couldn't get out of it? She's stuck there till 10:00.
We're gonna get creamed.
Yep.
Is Rosemary okay? Yeah.
She's at my mom's.
Hey.
Hey, team.
Hello, party people.
Who's this guy? Keith powers, El jefe de madura.
Our favorite client.
And he's standing in for Sophia.
W with all due respect, you have some nerdy little shoes to fill.
Hey, yo, yo, everybody.
It's inner town pub.
It's about that time.
Who's ready to get trivial? We are! [Crowd cheers.]
all right, we got two minutes till round one.
I'm gonna hit the head.
The guy can't even walk a straight line.
I have a really bad feeling about this.
Your worst feeling is better than the feeling that I've been having all afternoon.
But that being said, play nice.
I really, really need him to sign off on this campaign, okay? Okay, I'll do my best to lose gracefully.
When have you ever not.
[Laughs.]
First round, first question.
Ask the dust.
Bloomsday.
Moby-dick.
B.
Traven.
Captain ahab.
Lamb: The gospel according to biff, Christ's childhood pal.
Who is winnie the pooh and tigger? Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
Tropic of cancer.
The grendel.
The warriors.
Emily Dickinson.
Chifforobe.
Neville Longbottom.
The sun also rises.
Decoded.
Gilgamesh.
"No one, not even the rain has such small hands.
" The novelization of the movie jaws 2.
The kama sutra.
[Buzzer sounds.]
and the inner town pub golden weiner goes to All: Memory glands! Victory is ours.
What? Yes, indeedy.
What happened? It was very hard.
It took a lot of drinking.
A lot.
A lot of drinking.
I helped.
Behold, the golden weiner.
Whoa, what is that? The prize I think.
They gave it to us.
I'll trade it for a doughnut.
Uh, we're kind of closed, Lou.
Come on, one sweet hole for one golden weiner.
[Laughs.]
Uh, you guys got to get out of here.
Where's the nearest little boys' room, siri? Sophia.
We're closed.
Who is that? He's cool.
He's a client.
He can't go back there.
My boss is [Screams.]
Swanson, why is there a man in the bathroom and people out here? Memory glands! Uh, they're we are closed.
You guys have to go now, or I'll call the police.
You talkin' to me? Does the carpet match the drapes? I think your toilet's Damaged.
Are these friends of yours? Yes.
Uh I don't know.
Ugh, you have to go! Why do you have a doughnut on your head? You know, I'm sorry.
I'm I'm really sorry, but You have to go because this is my job! [Sudden silence.]
we're sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's go, everybody.
You smell really nice.
We're leaving.
Come on, now.
[All murmuring indistinctly.]
That's how an assistant manager handles things baby steps.
Ooh, nice digs.
Thank you, Keith.
Now go get those skivvies.
Just one second.
[Laughs.]
No, no, hey, that was the deal.
We come to get the skivvies and then ya-coots.
I know, I know, I know.
But first, one last drink.
No, no, they affect performance.
Is it in any way possible for me to get your autograph on this here little old document? No, no autographs.
And no more drinks.
Come on, Keith.
You're telling me you're gonna say no to a tiny shot of very special Tequila I like to call madura? [Laughs.]
When you put it like that [Laughs.]
here's some for you And some for you More, more.
And a lot for me.
Para arriba, para abajo, para El centro, para dentro.
Dentro.
Taquito.
Ooh! Ah.
[Grunts.]
hot damn.
Ay, ay, ay.
Yowza.
Okay, you win.
No ya-coots.
Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Skivvies Hey, that's my room! Please help me.
You started this.
Rope that hog! Whoa.
Oh.
Now you little red-hot devils have me right where you want me.
[Laughs.]
in the immortal words of Marvin gaye, "let's get it on.
" [Both sigh.]
I have never worked so hard in my life not to get laid.
Word.
[Blonds' time.]
I hope we didn't get soph into too much trouble.
She'll probably get a raise.
The system awards you when you break ties with social affiliations.
It likes to centralize your loyalty.
whoa, oh everything's all right [Laughs.]
whoa, oh hi.
[Laughs.]
Hi.
It's been a long time since I saw you like this, from up here.
Yep.
Too long.
I'm kind of glad things worked out this way, actually.
What way? With us breaking up, coming back together with Rosemary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It feels like life.
It feels like I don't know bigger than any plan we could have created to do the things we wanted to do Like there's something bigger.
There's definitely something getting bigger.
I was being serious.
Yeah, I know you were.
whoa, oh If he comes in here in the middle of the night, you are dealing with it.
You got it.
God.
Okay, tell me how do you give yourself over to work enough so that you succeed but not so much that you end up becoming, like, a total whore? I don't know.
[Laughs.]
Thank you for being there for me today time is on our side I know I didn't get him to sign it, but at least I didn't You know.
No worries.
I'm glad to help.
better spend the night whoa, oh good night.
'cause time is on our side good night.
you know Bam! Another great night, Powers.
Well deserved! [gasps.]
Oh.
Morning.
Sorry.
Not a problem.
[Cheerful pop music.]
who are those for? A special rush order for the memory glands.
Okay, well, hurry it up, then.
Thanks.
Cheryl What's wait, what's that doing there? That's not supposed to go there.
Cheryl That's, like, super un-hygienic.
Cheryl, I really appreciate everything you've done for me.
You've taught me a lot about doughnuts, custies, groupon.
But I'm a writer, and I need to write.
I can't do that here.
Am I supposed to feel bad about that? No, but I quit.
You you c you can't quit now.
Um, think I can.
No, seriously, you can't.
My job performance is measured by how long people like you stick around.
I'm sorry.
And you'd be, like, the fourth assisto in, like, three months, and that can't happen.
They will fire me.
I guess I could stay for Maybe, like, one more week.
Could you stay for one more month? I mean, that would be really perfect, if you could just stay for one more month.
Okay.
I'll stay for a month.
But then I have to go.
All right.
Thank you.
Now, if you could go plunge the toilet Esperanza made a mess in there.
I quit.
[Exhales sharply.]
[Dishes clattering.]
You're springy this morning.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, what are these for? Apology doughnuts from Sophia.
Apology accepted.
Hey.
Hey.
What's all this? Soph sent them um, apology doughnuts.
Aw, that's adorbs.
Check this out.
Hmm? "Thanks for a fun day, you guys.
You're rock stars.
Tell Todd and Deb we're good to go.
X-o-x-o-x-o, Keith.
" He signed it! Yep.
We survived another tidal wave.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to you.
[Gentle folk music.]
hey.
Hey.
I got you a tea.
Aw.
Thank you.
What's up? We can't do that again, jamel.
Do what again Hang out? We were just hang out in such a way that you end up kissing me.
waiting for okay.
the stars to land I have a baby.
waiting for and a boyfriend.
this love in the sand day by day don't hate me, okay? hour to hour week by week I don't hate you.
day by day we're good.
hour to hour week by week good.
But, hey, check it out.
hour to hour I built you a starter world.
So I built the mountains and lakes and stuff, and I figured you could fill in the trees and houses.
[Whistling melody.]
You said you wanted to play, right? Yeah, I did.
I did say that.
[Keys clacking.]
so how much time do I get? No, I told you, you don't get to know that.
It's like life.
[Suzanne vega's tom's diner.]
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
I am waiting in the morning at the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter yeah! for the man to pour the coffee but he fills it only halfway and before I even argue he is looking at the outside at somebody coming in yeah! do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do [Cheers and laughter.]
do do do do, do do-do do [Laughs.]
Yeah! All: do do do do do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do do do do do, do do-do do bitch who's leaving orange sauce splattered all over the counter.
Sauce should not be the focal point of your day.
What are you doing tonight? The clear fire liquor, madura! [Crowd cheers.]
you were great! You were you were just so great.
You guys get together every day? We just talk.
About what? Everything.
Why? Because I don't have anyone to talk to.
Everything okay with your lady? Not exactly.