Unprisoned (2023) s01e05 Episode Script
F**k Normal
1
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MEREDITH: I'm like an outcast.
I'm almost 34. Alone.
Maybe I should have
been like my friends.
They all married the first
guy that went down on them.
And here I am contemplating
boning the Amazon guy.
Okay, so I hear you saying
that you're not sure how you
feel about societal norms.
It's just like, I thought
I was an average girl
who did regular girl things
like drink too much at brunch
and host all the parties,
bachelorettes, baby
showers, bridal showers.
And is that what regular girls do?
Because I've never hosted any of those.
- Really?
- Yeah. Or gone to brunch.
Huh.
Who's normal anyways?
Maybe it's normal to
fuck the DoorDash guy.
Do you think that's normal?
No.
But maybe I just get
a lot of deliveries.
I follow you on Instagram.
PAIGE: You do?
Oh, wow. I
I-I never think anybody's actually
Yeah, sometimes I feel like
I get more from your Insta
than whatever we're doing in here.
Wo Wow. So we're out of time.
- AMANDA: Oh, Paige.
- Yes?
- Hey.
- PAIGE: Hey, Amanda.
Hey. So, um, about the E-vite
for my gender reveal party
Oh, yeah. The dancing baby with
the question mark over its genitals,
that was so original.
AMANDA: Thank you. I thought so, too.
Um, but my friend who was
supposed to host broke her leg.
- PAIGE: Oh.
- And my apartment's not big enough to host
so I'm probably gonna have to cancel.
Oh, no.
- AMANDA: Yeah.
- That sucks.
It really does. 'Cause I've
been looking forward to this
since I, like, peed on a stick.
I mean, honestly, it's
like, half the reason
I wanted a kid in the first place.
[LAUGHS UNENTHUSIASTICALLY]
Well, I-I could host.
- Really?
- Yes.
- AMANDA: Oh, my God. I mean, are you sure?
- PAIGE: Yeah.
'Cause it's kind of a lot, you
know, like with the cannon and all.
Oh, oh. Okay, yeah, yeah.
I just hosted a dinner
party, and it went so
I mean, your party is gonna
be so much better, I promise.
- God! Paige, you are such a lifesaver!
- Yeah. Whoo.
Thank you.
PAIGE: Yeah. Yes. All right.
I will see you, um, next
Saturday for the sex party.
- [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
- Oh.
Uh, it's just some gender reveal humor.
[LAUGHS] I love it.
That was really good.
Okay. I am loved. Okay. Um
I'm not having a sex party.
♪
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- Wow!
- EDWIN: Mm-hmm.
You pimped your ride.
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet, girl.
Okay. Still feels more like
a hustle than a real job.
You've been brainwashed,
that's all, Paige.
Is that it or you just
don't wanna get a regular job
- like a normal person?
- Yeah, "normal."
Just another form of prison.
No. No. Normal is another form of free.
Like, you know, if you
follow social norms,
maybe you don't wind up behind bars.
Paige Renee,
you ever wonder if maybe you
don't got it all figured out?
No. Never.
You've got some messed up ideas.
- Me? Oh, you know what?
- EDWIN: Oh, yeah.
I am a homeowner now, so clearly
I'm doing something right.
Yeah, slave to a
mortgage is still a slave.
Oh, right, as opposed to
all the rent you're paying.
Oh! You're not.
- Yeah.
- PAIGE: Smooches.
- Yeah.
- PAIGE: So I had this conversation today
that got me thinking
about what's normal.
Right? And there's this idea out there
that no one is normal,
but I think that's wrong.
Now, before you "at" me [LAUGHS]
I am not talking about making
it mean white, male, cis, het.
No. My definition of
normal is when human beings,
social creatures, by the way,
seek the approval of
their chosen community,
which is to say,
behave in a way that
members of the same community
don't kick them out of the
group. Is that so wrong?
No, I don't think so!
As someone who grew up with a dad
who never "bought in" to society,
it cost me dearly.
So I'm sorry, you know,
but I think I'm just kind of
hashtag TeamNormal and
- [WATER DRIPS]
- Oh.
♪
I'll take all the normal I can get.
Okay? Bye. Bye.
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
♪
FINN: This was a yes.
A bike's has the nostalgia
of an ice cream parlor
and the freedom of a food truck.
It's green.
It's the future, baby.
Are you taking Venmo?
- No, no. This is cash only, baby.
- Okay, boomer.
So you only want old people
eating your ice cream?
'Cause that is gonna
be a lot of rum raisin.
What's wrong with rum raisin?
Exactly. This was a yes.
- You're gonna need social media.
- Okay.
So since I've always been one to nurture
the young, the gifted, and the Black,
welcome to the team.
Gentlemen, I want Oh, rum raisin.
- Told you.
- No. What is this?
Are you eating all of this?
Yeah. Gotta figure out what to order.
It's my ice cream business, baby.
It's about to pop off.
Like, pop off.
Yeah, like your earthworms in '87?
That was different, Paige.
[CELL PHONE CHIMING]
Mom, you're blowing up.
PAIGE: I know. It's my NextDoor app.
I went on to ask for recs
for a caterer for Saturday,
and I stumbled upon a turf
war over other people's leaves.
Also, there is a
thread about burglaries.
We should be locking up.
- What's NextDoor?
- It's an app. It's another app.
This app is for neighbors
to tell other neighbors
about neighborly things.
Oh, you mean snitch, huh?
- Yes.
- [DOORBELL DINGS]
So what makes the Pink Panther pink?
Food coloring, baby. Food coloring.
Ah.
Oh, another surprise visit. [CHUCKLES]
No, I want you both to meet Mal.
Don't we already know Mal?
I know I do.
No, but you don't know
him as my boyfriend.
- BOTH: Ah.
- So meet my boyfriend Mal.
Hi.
- We're in real-life official!
- IRL!
Well, hold up, hold up. Boyfriend?
Does this mean we're
going to Chuck E. Cheese?
No. You're not nine.
This is because normally
I totally separate
my relationships from my actual life,
and I'm trying to be more integrated.
Welcome to the family.
Whoa. Okay, slow your roll.
We just wanna ensure that, you know,
this, uh, us, won't
impact my work with you.
PAIGE: Yes, which is why
I wanted to open the floor
so that everyone could share their
thoughts or feelings that they have
about my relationship with Mal.
So we're doing therapy now.
When are we not?
EDWIN: Okay, I have a feeling,
I have a feeling I wanna share.
Paige, you have never dated a Black man.
- [SCOFFS]
- I'm proud of you.
Okay, that's really weird
to say in this moment,
- but thank you.
- Well
- Thank you.
- Is-is-is that true?
- I'm I'm flattered.
- Okay.
Uh, does anybody else have
any thoughts or feelings?
I'm feeling kinda hungry,
if you feel like making me a sandwich.
That's not a feeling. The
feeling circle is closed.
Eat your ice cream.
Mal, you want some ice cream, man?
- I do actually.
- That one has food coloring.
You don't say that, man.
- It makes it pink.
- Don't say
Stop talking right now, man.
♪
[RINGS]
♪
Ice cream, ice cream.
Ice cream. Get your
ice cream right here.
Oh, I see you smiling.
You want some ice cream?
All right, come here.
Oh, you look like you want to buy
I can see it on your face.
You look like you want
some, and you do, too.
♪
- Oh.
- EDWIN: What can I get for you, young lady?
You-you would like a swirl.
♪
- Thank you.
- God bless you. Thank you.
Anybody else? Who's next?
♪
All right. What can I get for
you, youngin? You want this one?
Okay, okay. You getting this, Finn?
[EDWIN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Yes. What can I get you, ma'am?
Right here.
- Thank you.
- EDWIN: Ma'am. Yes.
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
A dollar twenty-five.
It's pretty just like you.
Oh. EDWIN: Thank you.
We're at Cedar Lake Park in
sunny Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- [EDWIN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
- CUSTOMER: Yeah.
EDWIN: Ice cream.
Okay.
Okay, $1.25.
Well, young lady. Good.
♪
Okay. Yeah. And for you also.
Yeah.
All right, I got something for you.
Hold that.
Give me some.
♪
We gonna change our strategy here.
Why though? Our engagement's solid.
No, it's not that. It's the ladies, man.
If anybody asks you
you're my associate, you understand?
- Associate?
- Yeah.
- WOMAN: No! Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
Help, someone help, someone call 9-1-1.
- Oh! Oh!
- Can I help you, ma'am?
Oh, God, I-I locked in my dog Dollie.
I locked her inside by accident.
- Oh, God. It's hot.
- EDWIN: Oh.
[DOG BARKS] Oh, okay, okay.
- She's gonna die in there!
- Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
Calm down. Calm down. I gotcha.
I gotcha, ma'am. I gotcha.
God! Oh, God. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
- Okay. It's okay.
- Okay, back up, ma'am, back up!
Back up, back up.
Okay, here we go.
- One, two, three.
- Holy
BYSTANDERS: Oh!
WOMAN: Oh, my God, is she okay?
- [DOLLIE BARKING]
- EDWIN: Come on now. Okay.
- Whoo! There she is.
- Ohh!
- [LAUGHS] My baby!
- EDWIN: I got her.
- FINN: That was dope!
- WOMAN: Thank you.
- EDWIN: You got it?
- FINN: That was dope!
- There you go.
- Oh.
Oh! Oh, thank you. Oh, my gosh.
You are a hero.
Um, my name is Edwin and-and you are?
- Luisa.
- EDWIN: Luisa.
Luisa, has anybody
ever told you you look
just like Jennifer Lopez?
- Me?
- Yeah.
No!
Absolutely. It is uncanny.
Uh, Luisa, would you do me the honor
of joining me for dinner?
Oh! Oh, well, I
I-I don't go to dinner with strangers.
- Well, I understand.
- LUISA: But
I can do lunch.
I'd like that.
Hi. Sorry. I'm his social media manager.
You think I could get a photo?
- Yeah.
- FINN: That'd be great. It'll look really cool.
- Is that okay?
- FINN: Sweet.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Cool.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Beautiful dog.
Sorry about your car.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
No sacrifice ♪
Comes without mistakes ♪
And we could fly ♪
PAIGE: Mm!
Flasher? [CHUCKLES]
- That sounds kinda hot.
- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
[ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN]
Look inside, oh ♪
Don't you hesitate ♪
We should fly ♪
Take a leap ♪
Thank God for you.
Uh, think Jesus Christ,
because having him as
your personal savior
means knowing people who live
to customize.
PAIGE: Oh, God!
- That's fucking perfect.
- [ESTI LAUGHS]
ESTI: So stupid.
Oh, penis whistle.
- In case it's a boy.
- Ugh.
Yeah, they were on
clearance at the party store.
Oh. Also, I brought
some pre-game libations.
Yes! Drinks.
- Hi, sweetheart.
- ESTI: Finners!
Hi, Aunt Esti.
BOTH: Whoo!
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No. You're talking to me now.
So, uh, what do you think of
your mom's new boyfriend, buddy?
- He's like, fine.
- ESTI: Mm-hmm.
You mean "fine," the acronym?
Fucked up. Insecure.
Neurotic. And Emotional?
PAIGE: Esti, I can hear you.
What? Kids need to know
the truth about life.
It's not like I told him
about my nipple ring again.
I think my game's starting. Imma bounce.
And our pre-game has
just started, so, bye!
[WATER DRIPPING]
What the
Uh, your roof is leaking.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
I'm gonna fix it after the party.
Mal said he would come
over with his tools.
Yeah, he is.
No, that's what I meant.
I'm so happy you're over Bill.
Well, well, what Bill? Who
Bill? I don't know. Done.
Completely done.
You know, his ex-wife
still has that hobby job at
the Uptown Crate and Barrel?
PAIGE: Stop talking. Please, no.
ESTI: Uh, okay. I saw
her there last weekend.
PAIGE: Please stop talking.
You're making me wanna stalk her again.
Yeah, no, I so get that.
Hey, hey. Is that the voice
of my fan club president?
Oh, yeah. What it do?
Sister girl.
Hey, look here, look here, look here.
- This is for you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not taking your ice cream money.
Okay, you should, 'cause I'm killing it
with the frozen confection game.
You made all this at Cedar Lake?
And I saved a life
and got a date.
Okay. Go on, hero player.
Whose life did you save?
A dog.
Real talk? It's better
than saving a person.
Yeah, because people like dogs.
And Imma be on the news.
- The news?
- EDWIN: The news.
Wow. So, sir, I just
wanted to double check
that you will not be here tomorrow?
Relax, relax, relax, Paige.
I'm not gonna be here when
the white people get here
to celebrate the private
parts of the baby they having.
- I'm not stressed. I was just asking.
- EDWIN: Yeah.
- Yeah, I see that.
- [DOORBELL DINGS]
PAIGE: I'm just getting
- EDWIN: Esti.
- She's stressing me out, yeah.
PAIGE: Hi.
EDWIN: Hey, there he is.
Hey. Hey, what's going on?
EDWIN: You.
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you.
Are you ready to help decorate
for the private parts party?
[SIGHS] Do we have to?
- We do.
- Okay.
You do.
I was in love with her,
she was in love with me ♪
At least that's what ♪
The place really came together.
Yeah. Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
I felt her on my skin ♪
Uh, are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I, just, you know,
I think doing normal girl things
kinda makes me anxious sometimes.
[CHUCKLES]
Are you a rabbit?
What do you mean?
- That's no way to eat cake.
- Oh.
[CHUCKLES] Well, rabbits don't eat cake
because they're lactose intolerant.
- MAL: Hmm.
- Yeah.
Also, I eat cake like
a totally normal person.
A totally normal person
who's afraid of cake.
AMANDA: Paige!
Hey, here she is.
Meet my husband Brett.
PAIGE: Oh. Hi.
I'm the one who got us into this mess.
- Ah.
- Ah.
Thank you so much for hosting, really.
Oh, no, it's not a problem.
This is my boyfriend Mal.
Hi. Congrats.
Ready for the big reveal?
Oh, my God. For sure.
It is so stressful not knowing
if it's a boy or a girl.
It's gotta be one of them, right?
Well, yeah, kind of but not-not really,
you know, because gender
is a social construct.
Like prom or the Easter Bunny.
So how did you two meet?
MAL: Hmm.
Welp, here I am, right where
normal ends and freak show begins.
The moment always comes
where the Amanda Millers of
the world look at you like that.
Because foster care and prison
visits will never be normal.
Ever! But here's the thing.
Amanda Miller might feel normal,
but does she feel free?
I don't think so.
S Uh You know what? Why not?
Uh, I met Mal through my dad
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- who just got out of prison
- AMANDA: Oh.
- BRETT: Wow.
- PAIGE: after 17 years.
- Wow.
And let me just answer
before you can ask.
He was a drug dealer.
Oh, wait. Drug dealers?
I just finished Orange Is the New Black.
- Have you seen it?
- No, we're still on Bridgerton.
Also, there were 14
foster homes because
Wait, what show is this?
My mother was a prostitute
and an alcoholic.
Wow.
Yeah.
But you're so upscale.
I mean, I thought you were
from, like, Linden Hills.
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] No.
I'm from, like, degenerates.
- Hey!
- Didn't see that coming.
Paige has overcome a lot.
MOLLY: I'll say.
And she's even dating Black
men now, so, round of applause.
Um, hon, I think maybe it's
time to load the cannon!
[ALL WHOOP]
- Oh, yeah, there's a cannon.
- Load it up.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
Pretty sure I was supposed
to hand out waivers.
Let's do this.
Guys? Hello?
It's almost time for the
[ALL SCREAM]
ESTI: Jesus.
It's a boy. Fuck, yeah!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
GUESTS: Oh.
Yeah. That's not coming out
of the carpet, or my hair.
♪
NEWSCASTER: Unseasonably
hot weather was a blessing
for most at Cedar Lake,
but for others, it turned near deadly.
Dollie stuck in a deathtrap
until an unlikely man became her hero.
Ex-felon Edwin Alexander,
barely out of federal prison
and already redeeming
himself by saving a life.
Well, you know, I just
did what anybody would do.
I just saved an animal
who was in distress.
That's simple, really.
Look at you, man.
MOTORBOAT: Shit, go on, Edwin.
You deserve some ice-ice for damn sure.
You know, man, um, nah.
I'm-I'm not trying to make
a big statement to anybody.
- Mm-mmm. Let 'em weep.
- Yo. Buy it all.
I can't buy it all, man.
I promised my daughter I'd
pay for a new roof, bro.
Hey, you need some extra funds,
we could always use a little
extra help around here.
- Know what I mean?
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
Hey. Hey.
Maybe just this one for now.
See.
[LUISA LAUGHS]
Salud.
Salud.
You are so beautiful.
Oh, and thank you for
spending time with me.
I'm really honored.
Que romántico.
You are so very charming, Edwin.
What I am is grateful.
My life hasn't always been this good.
But it is now.
And I don't take that for granted.
Really?
You know, that kind of
humility is a beautiful quality.
Thank you.
Okay.
I must know everything about you.
Oh.
Where are you from?
Uh, Luisa
that's a complicated question.
Very complicated.
But
I believe in leveling with
a lady, so here we go
PAIGE: Come on. Let's be
honest. It was terrible.
It was really, really, really bad.
It was worse than Sunday dinner.
- Really?
- Do you think my house is cursed?
- It's fine!
- It was not.
It was, it was fine. I mean, you
know, not the canon, but, you know,
I don't know why you agreed
to that, but you were fine.
Oh, if by "fine" you mean Fucked up.
Insecure. Neurotic. And Emotional.
I think maybe I should get a new job
before Amanda comes back
from maternity leave,
and then I never have to see her again.
Oh, well, that seems like
an appropriate response.
Well, look, you didn't
do anything wrong. Yeah?
You threw them a whole party.
It's okay to be honest
about who you are.
You know what's weird? I felt that.
Which is why I think I just
put it all out there, but
MAL: Hmm.
I love who you are,
and I understand what
you've been through.
Oh, oh. Okay.
Um, I'm so sorry.
But I don't think that
I can do that right now.
- Of course. I understand.
- Okay.
- Hey.
- It was a lot.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
But if it makes you feel any better,
you look like a sexy avatar.
- I do?
- Yeah.
Okay, Papa Smurf. Mm!
[IMITATING PAPA SMURF] Papa Smurf
gonna take out this trash.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
See you later.
♪
I didn't scare you off?
Mm. You are a gentleman.
And your past, you seem to
be coming to terms with it.
[EXHALES]
Thank you.
You know, um,
I would really like to see you again.
Yeah, I got a better idea.
How about a little
ice cream at my place?
Oh. I-I had my fill of
ice cream for today, uh
'Cause you're gonna
love what I'm serving.
♪
I would love to get some
ice cream at your place.
♪
♪
AMANDA: Knock, knock.
Come in. Oh.
Hi.
Um
Thank you so much for hosting the party.
Really, I loved the whole
non-binary onesie decorating.
And I'm so sorry about your ceiling.
Oh, no, Amanda.
I am the one who should be saying sorry.
You're sorry?
- PAIGE: Yes.
- For what?
Well, I know that I must
have made people feel
so uncomfortable with all my
You know, my dad's a drug
dealer and my mom's a whore.
No, Paige, no. It's so inspiring.
I mean, you're such a survivor.
How did I not know anything about you?
Because I didn't want you to know?
Well, and I found your
Instagram. LakeHarrietTherapist.
- Oh!
- AMANDA: Paige, you're, like,
helping people for real.
Not like this corporate bullshit.
Oh, dear.
Did I just hear you curse out loud?
I know. I normally like to
keep that shit to myself.
Oh! Stop it. That baby will hear you.
Uh, no, but, um, seriously.
Brett sent your Insta to his
bestie who's a programmer for TEDx,
and he loved it.
They wanna see if you'd
consider doing one.
You're asking me to do a TED Talk?
Mm-hmm. I mean, think of
how many people you'd reach.
Wow! Um what would I even talk about?
Anything you want.
♪
Oh. Oh, my God.
♪
[PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRY
BY LIANNE LA HAVAS PLAYING]
♪
EDWIN: Oh, man, my bike.
♪
♪
Stay for me ♪
My heart on your sleeve ♪
But tread carefully ♪
And I'll never leave ♪
False memories ♪
Make it hard to believe ♪
But knowing my half of my tale ♪
Isn't easy for me ♪
Overflow, love comes at a cost ♪
You'll never know how
much has been lost ♪
I'll try to let it go ♪
My fingers are crossed ♪
I show you my pretty scars ♪
They make us whatever we are ♪
My ♪
Oh, my ♪
My ♪
Please don't make me cry ♪
Oh, my baby ♪
All these reasons why ♪
[BOTH LAUGH]
Please don't make me cry ♪
Let's dig in.
Oh, my baby ♪
Don't you make me ♪
Oh, shit, this is good!
PAIGE: It is?
History has secrets to keep ♪
Mm! [CHUCKLES] Mm!
This mystery ♪
- Fuck normal.
- Yeah.
Fuck normal.
I wanna be free.
If you don't get ♪
- Oh!
- No sleep ♪
- Oh!
- If we're gonna make this love ♪
Just read what's written above, oh ♪
My ♪
My, yeah ♪
Please don't make me cry ♪
Oh, my baby ♪
All these reasons why ♪
Yeah, yeah ♪
Please don't make me cry ♪
Oh, my baby ♪
Don't you make me ♪
[VOCALIZING]
♪
[VOCALIZING]
♪
WOMAN: Woo-hoo! [LAUGHS]
♪
MEREDITH: I'm like an outcast.
I'm almost 34. Alone.
Maybe I should have
been like my friends.
They all married the first
guy that went down on them.
And here I am contemplating
boning the Amazon guy.
Okay, so I hear you saying
that you're not sure how you
feel about societal norms.
It's just like, I thought
I was an average girl
who did regular girl things
like drink too much at brunch
and host all the parties,
bachelorettes, baby
showers, bridal showers.
And is that what regular girls do?
Because I've never hosted any of those.
- Really?
- Yeah. Or gone to brunch.
Huh.
Who's normal anyways?
Maybe it's normal to
fuck the DoorDash guy.
Do you think that's normal?
No.
But maybe I just get
a lot of deliveries.
I follow you on Instagram.
PAIGE: You do?
Oh, wow. I
I-I never think anybody's actually
Yeah, sometimes I feel like
I get more from your Insta
than whatever we're doing in here.
Wo Wow. So we're out of time.
- AMANDA: Oh, Paige.
- Yes?
- Hey.
- PAIGE: Hey, Amanda.
Hey. So, um, about the E-vite
for my gender reveal party
Oh, yeah. The dancing baby with
the question mark over its genitals,
that was so original.
AMANDA: Thank you. I thought so, too.
Um, but my friend who was
supposed to host broke her leg.
- PAIGE: Oh.
- And my apartment's not big enough to host
so I'm probably gonna have to cancel.
Oh, no.
- AMANDA: Yeah.
- That sucks.
It really does. 'Cause I've
been looking forward to this
since I, like, peed on a stick.
I mean, honestly, it's
like, half the reason
I wanted a kid in the first place.
[LAUGHS UNENTHUSIASTICALLY]
Well, I-I could host.
- Really?
- Yes.
- AMANDA: Oh, my God. I mean, are you sure?
- PAIGE: Yeah.
'Cause it's kind of a lot, you
know, like with the cannon and all.
Oh, oh. Okay, yeah, yeah.
I just hosted a dinner
party, and it went so
I mean, your party is gonna
be so much better, I promise.
- God! Paige, you are such a lifesaver!
- Yeah. Whoo.
Thank you.
PAIGE: Yeah. Yes. All right.
I will see you, um, next
Saturday for the sex party.
- [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
- Oh.
Uh, it's just some gender reveal humor.
[LAUGHS] I love it.
That was really good.
Okay. I am loved. Okay. Um
I'm not having a sex party.
♪
♪
- Wow!
- EDWIN: Mm-hmm.
You pimped your ride.
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet, girl.
Okay. Still feels more like
a hustle than a real job.
You've been brainwashed,
that's all, Paige.
Is that it or you just
don't wanna get a regular job
- like a normal person?
- Yeah, "normal."
Just another form of prison.
No. No. Normal is another form of free.
Like, you know, if you
follow social norms,
maybe you don't wind up behind bars.
Paige Renee,
you ever wonder if maybe you
don't got it all figured out?
No. Never.
You've got some messed up ideas.
- Me? Oh, you know what?
- EDWIN: Oh, yeah.
I am a homeowner now, so clearly
I'm doing something right.
Yeah, slave to a
mortgage is still a slave.
Oh, right, as opposed to
all the rent you're paying.
Oh! You're not.
- Yeah.
- PAIGE: Smooches.
- Yeah.
- PAIGE: So I had this conversation today
that got me thinking
about what's normal.
Right? And there's this idea out there
that no one is normal,
but I think that's wrong.
Now, before you "at" me [LAUGHS]
I am not talking about making
it mean white, male, cis, het.
No. My definition of
normal is when human beings,
social creatures, by the way,
seek the approval of
their chosen community,
which is to say,
behave in a way that
members of the same community
don't kick them out of the
group. Is that so wrong?
No, I don't think so!
As someone who grew up with a dad
who never "bought in" to society,
it cost me dearly.
So I'm sorry, you know,
but I think I'm just kind of
hashtag TeamNormal and
- [WATER DRIPS]
- Oh.
♪
I'll take all the normal I can get.
Okay? Bye. Bye.
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
♪
FINN: This was a yes.
A bike's has the nostalgia
of an ice cream parlor
and the freedom of a food truck.
It's green.
It's the future, baby.
Are you taking Venmo?
- No, no. This is cash only, baby.
- Okay, boomer.
So you only want old people
eating your ice cream?
'Cause that is gonna
be a lot of rum raisin.
What's wrong with rum raisin?
Exactly. This was a yes.
- You're gonna need social media.
- Okay.
So since I've always been one to nurture
the young, the gifted, and the Black,
welcome to the team.
Gentlemen, I want Oh, rum raisin.
- Told you.
- No. What is this?
Are you eating all of this?
Yeah. Gotta figure out what to order.
It's my ice cream business, baby.
It's about to pop off.
Like, pop off.
Yeah, like your earthworms in '87?
That was different, Paige.
[CELL PHONE CHIMING]
Mom, you're blowing up.
PAIGE: I know. It's my NextDoor app.
I went on to ask for recs
for a caterer for Saturday,
and I stumbled upon a turf
war over other people's leaves.
Also, there is a
thread about burglaries.
We should be locking up.
- What's NextDoor?
- It's an app. It's another app.
This app is for neighbors
to tell other neighbors
about neighborly things.
Oh, you mean snitch, huh?
- Yes.
- [DOORBELL DINGS]
So what makes the Pink Panther pink?
Food coloring, baby. Food coloring.
Ah.
Oh, another surprise visit. [CHUCKLES]
No, I want you both to meet Mal.
Don't we already know Mal?
I know I do.
No, but you don't know
him as my boyfriend.
- BOTH: Ah.
- So meet my boyfriend Mal.
Hi.
- We're in real-life official!
- IRL!
Well, hold up, hold up. Boyfriend?
Does this mean we're
going to Chuck E. Cheese?
No. You're not nine.
This is because normally
I totally separate
my relationships from my actual life,
and I'm trying to be more integrated.
Welcome to the family.
Whoa. Okay, slow your roll.
We just wanna ensure that, you know,
this, uh, us, won't
impact my work with you.
PAIGE: Yes, which is why
I wanted to open the floor
so that everyone could share their
thoughts or feelings that they have
about my relationship with Mal.
So we're doing therapy now.
When are we not?
EDWIN: Okay, I have a feeling,
I have a feeling I wanna share.
Paige, you have never dated a Black man.
- [SCOFFS]
- I'm proud of you.
Okay, that's really weird
to say in this moment,
- but thank you.
- Well
- Thank you.
- Is-is-is that true?
- I'm I'm flattered.
- Okay.
Uh, does anybody else have
any thoughts or feelings?
I'm feeling kinda hungry,
if you feel like making me a sandwich.
That's not a feeling. The
feeling circle is closed.
Eat your ice cream.
Mal, you want some ice cream, man?
- I do actually.
- That one has food coloring.
You don't say that, man.
- It makes it pink.
- Don't say
Stop talking right now, man.
♪
[RINGS]
♪
Ice cream, ice cream.
Ice cream. Get your
ice cream right here.
Oh, I see you smiling.
You want some ice cream?
All right, come here.
Oh, you look like you want to buy
I can see it on your face.
You look like you want
some, and you do, too.
♪
- Oh.
- EDWIN: What can I get for you, young lady?
You-you would like a swirl.
♪
- Thank you.
- God bless you. Thank you.
Anybody else? Who's next?
♪
All right. What can I get for
you, youngin? You want this one?
Okay, okay. You getting this, Finn?
[EDWIN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Yes. What can I get you, ma'am?
Right here.
- Thank you.
- EDWIN: Ma'am. Yes.
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
A dollar twenty-five.
It's pretty just like you.
Oh. EDWIN: Thank you.
We're at Cedar Lake Park in
sunny Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- [EDWIN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
- CUSTOMER: Yeah.
EDWIN: Ice cream.
Okay.
Okay, $1.25.
Well, young lady. Good.
♪
Okay. Yeah. And for you also.
Yeah.
All right, I got something for you.
Hold that.
Give me some.
♪
We gonna change our strategy here.
Why though? Our engagement's solid.
No, it's not that. It's the ladies, man.
If anybody asks you
you're my associate, you understand?
- Associate?
- Yeah.
- WOMAN: No! Oh, my God!
- Whoa.
Help, someone help, someone call 9-1-1.
- Oh! Oh!
- Can I help you, ma'am?
Oh, God, I-I locked in my dog Dollie.
I locked her inside by accident.
- Oh, God. It's hot.
- EDWIN: Oh.
[DOG BARKS] Oh, okay, okay.
- She's gonna die in there!
- Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
Calm down. Calm down. I gotcha.
I gotcha, ma'am. I gotcha.
God! Oh, God. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
- Okay. It's okay.
- Okay, back up, ma'am, back up!
Back up, back up.
Okay, here we go.
- One, two, three.
- Holy
BYSTANDERS: Oh!
WOMAN: Oh, my God, is she okay?
- [DOLLIE BARKING]
- EDWIN: Come on now. Okay.
- Whoo! There she is.
- Ohh!
- [LAUGHS] My baby!
- EDWIN: I got her.
- FINN: That was dope!
- WOMAN: Thank you.
- EDWIN: You got it?
- FINN: That was dope!
- There you go.
- Oh.
Oh! Oh, thank you. Oh, my gosh.
You are a hero.
Um, my name is Edwin and-and you are?
- Luisa.
- EDWIN: Luisa.
Luisa, has anybody
ever told you you look
just like Jennifer Lopez?
- Me?
- Yeah.
No!
Absolutely. It is uncanny.
Uh, Luisa, would you do me the honor
of joining me for dinner?
Oh! Oh, well, I
I-I don't go to dinner with strangers.
- Well, I understand.
- LUISA: But
I can do lunch.
I'd like that.
Hi. Sorry. I'm his social media manager.
You think I could get a photo?
- Yeah.
- FINN: That'd be great. It'll look really cool.
- Is that okay?
- FINN: Sweet.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Cool.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Beautiful dog.
Sorry about your car.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
No sacrifice ♪
Comes without mistakes ♪
And we could fly ♪
PAIGE: Mm!
Flasher? [CHUCKLES]
- That sounds kinda hot.
- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
[ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN]
Look inside, oh ♪
Don't you hesitate ♪
We should fly ♪
Take a leap ♪
Thank God for you.
Uh, think Jesus Christ,
because having him as
your personal savior
means knowing people who live
to customize.
PAIGE: Oh, God!
- That's fucking perfect.
- [ESTI LAUGHS]
ESTI: So stupid.
Oh, penis whistle.
- In case it's a boy.
- Ugh.
Yeah, they were on
clearance at the party store.
Oh. Also, I brought
some pre-game libations.
Yes! Drinks.
- Hi, sweetheart.
- ESTI: Finners!
Hi, Aunt Esti.
BOTH: Whoo!
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No. You're talking to me now.
So, uh, what do you think of
your mom's new boyfriend, buddy?
- He's like, fine.
- ESTI: Mm-hmm.
You mean "fine," the acronym?
Fucked up. Insecure.
Neurotic. And Emotional?
PAIGE: Esti, I can hear you.
What? Kids need to know
the truth about life.
It's not like I told him
about my nipple ring again.
I think my game's starting. Imma bounce.
And our pre-game has
just started, so, bye!
[WATER DRIPPING]
What the
Uh, your roof is leaking.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
I'm gonna fix it after the party.
Mal said he would come
over with his tools.
Yeah, he is.
No, that's what I meant.
I'm so happy you're over Bill.
Well, well, what Bill? Who
Bill? I don't know. Done.
Completely done.
You know, his ex-wife
still has that hobby job at
the Uptown Crate and Barrel?
PAIGE: Stop talking. Please, no.
ESTI: Uh, okay. I saw
her there last weekend.
PAIGE: Please stop talking.
You're making me wanna stalk her again.
Yeah, no, I so get that.
Hey, hey. Is that the voice
of my fan club president?
Oh, yeah. What it do?
Sister girl.
Hey, look here, look here, look here.
- This is for you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not taking your ice cream money.
Okay, you should, 'cause I'm killing it
with the frozen confection game.
You made all this at Cedar Lake?
And I saved a life
and got a date.
Okay. Go on, hero player.
Whose life did you save?
A dog.
Real talk? It's better
than saving a person.
Yeah, because people like dogs.
And Imma be on the news.
- The news?
- EDWIN: The news.
Wow. So, sir, I just
wanted to double check
that you will not be here tomorrow?
Relax, relax, relax, Paige.
I'm not gonna be here when
the white people get here
to celebrate the private
parts of the baby they having.
- I'm not stressed. I was just asking.
- EDWIN: Yeah.
- Yeah, I see that.
- [DOORBELL DINGS]
PAIGE: I'm just getting
- EDWIN: Esti.
- She's stressing me out, yeah.
PAIGE: Hi.
EDWIN: Hey, there he is.
Hey. Hey, what's going on?
EDWIN: You.
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you.
Are you ready to help decorate
for the private parts party?
[SIGHS] Do we have to?
- We do.
- Okay.
You do.
I was in love with her,
she was in love with me ♪
At least that's what ♪
The place really came together.
Yeah. Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
I felt her on my skin ♪
Uh, are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, I, just, you know,
I think doing normal girl things
kinda makes me anxious sometimes.
[CHUCKLES]
Are you a rabbit?
What do you mean?
- That's no way to eat cake.
- Oh.
[CHUCKLES] Well, rabbits don't eat cake
because they're lactose intolerant.
- MAL: Hmm.
- Yeah.
Also, I eat cake like
a totally normal person.
A totally normal person
who's afraid of cake.
AMANDA: Paige!
Hey, here she is.
Meet my husband Brett.
PAIGE: Oh. Hi.
I'm the one who got us into this mess.
- Ah.
- Ah.
Thank you so much for hosting, really.
Oh, no, it's not a problem.
This is my boyfriend Mal.
Hi. Congrats.
Ready for the big reveal?
Oh, my God. For sure.
It is so stressful not knowing
if it's a boy or a girl.
It's gotta be one of them, right?
Well, yeah, kind of but not-not really,
you know, because gender
is a social construct.
Like prom or the Easter Bunny.
So how did you two meet?
MAL: Hmm.
Welp, here I am, right where
normal ends and freak show begins.
The moment always comes
where the Amanda Millers of
the world look at you like that.
Because foster care and prison
visits will never be normal.
Ever! But here's the thing.
Amanda Miller might feel normal,
but does she feel free?
I don't think so.
S Uh You know what? Why not?
Uh, I met Mal through my dad
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- who just got out of prison
- AMANDA: Oh.
- BRETT: Wow.
- PAIGE: after 17 years.
- Wow.
And let me just answer
before you can ask.
He was a drug dealer.
Oh, wait. Drug dealers?
I just finished Orange Is the New Black.
- Have you seen it?
- No, we're still on Bridgerton.
Also, there were 14
foster homes because
Wait, what show is this?
My mother was a prostitute
and an alcoholic.
Wow.
Yeah.
But you're so upscale.
I mean, I thought you were
from, like, Linden Hills.
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] No.
I'm from, like, degenerates.
- Hey!
- Didn't see that coming.
Paige has overcome a lot.
MOLLY: I'll say.
And she's even dating Black
men now, so, round of applause.
Um, hon, I think maybe it's
time to load the cannon!
[ALL WHOOP]
- Oh, yeah, there's a cannon.
- Load it up.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
Pretty sure I was supposed
to hand out waivers.
Let's do this.
Guys? Hello?
It's almost time for the
[ALL SCREAM]
ESTI: Jesus.
It's a boy. Fuck, yeah!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
GUESTS: Oh.
Yeah. That's not coming out
of the carpet, or my hair.
♪
NEWSCASTER: Unseasonably
hot weather was a blessing
for most at Cedar Lake,
but for others, it turned near deadly.
Dollie stuck in a deathtrap
until an unlikely man became her hero.
Ex-felon Edwin Alexander,
barely out of federal prison
and already redeeming
himself by saving a life.
Well, you know, I just
did what anybody would do.
I just saved an animal
who was in distress.
That's simple, really.
Look at you, man.
MOTORBOAT: Shit, go on, Edwin.
You deserve some ice-ice for damn sure.
You know, man, um, nah.
I'm-I'm not trying to make
a big statement to anybody.
- Mm-mmm. Let 'em weep.
- Yo. Buy it all.
I can't buy it all, man.
I promised my daughter I'd
pay for a new roof, bro.
Hey, you need some extra funds,
we could always use a little
extra help around here.
- Know what I mean?
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
Hey. Hey.
Maybe just this one for now.
See.
[LUISA LAUGHS]
Salud.
Salud.
You are so beautiful.
Oh, and thank you for
spending time with me.
I'm really honored.
Que romántico.
You are so very charming, Edwin.
What I am is grateful.
My life hasn't always been this good.
But it is now.
And I don't take that for granted.
Really?
You know, that kind of
humility is a beautiful quality.
Thank you.
Okay.
I must know everything about you.
Oh.
Where are you from?
Uh, Luisa
that's a complicated question.
Very complicated.
But
I believe in leveling with
a lady, so here we go
PAIGE: Come on. Let's be
honest. It was terrible.
It was really, really, really bad.
It was worse than Sunday dinner.
- Really?
- Do you think my house is cursed?
- It's fine!
- It was not.
It was, it was fine. I mean, you
know, not the canon, but, you know,
I don't know why you agreed
to that, but you were fine.
Oh, if by "fine" you mean Fucked up.
Insecure. Neurotic. And Emotional.
I think maybe I should get a new job
before Amanda comes back
from maternity leave,
and then I never have to see her again.
Oh, well, that seems like
an appropriate response.
Well, look, you didn't
do anything wrong. Yeah?
You threw them a whole party.
It's okay to be honest
about who you are.
You know what's weird? I felt that.
Which is why I think I just
put it all out there, but
MAL: Hmm.
I love who you are,
and I understand what
you've been through.
Oh, oh. Okay.
Um, I'm so sorry.
But I don't think that
I can do that right now.
- Of course. I understand.
- Okay.
- Hey.
- It was a lot.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
But if it makes you feel any better,
you look like a sexy avatar.
- I do?
- Yeah.
Okay, Papa Smurf. Mm!
[IMITATING PAPA SMURF] Papa Smurf
gonna take out this trash.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
See you later.
♪
I didn't scare you off?
Mm. You are a gentleman.
And your past, you seem to
be coming to terms with it.
[EXHALES]
Thank you.
You know, um,
I would really like to see you again.
Yeah, I got a better idea.
How about a little
ice cream at my place?
Oh. I-I had my fill of
ice cream for today, uh
'Cause you're gonna
love what I'm serving.
♪
I would love to get some
ice cream at your place.
♪
♪
AMANDA: Knock, knock.
Come in. Oh.
Hi.
Um
Thank you so much for hosting the party.
Really, I loved the whole
non-binary onesie decorating.
And I'm so sorry about your ceiling.
Oh, no, Amanda.
I am the one who should be saying sorry.
You're sorry?
- PAIGE: Yes.
- For what?
Well, I know that I must
have made people feel
so uncomfortable with all my
You know, my dad's a drug
dealer and my mom's a whore.
No, Paige, no. It's so inspiring.
I mean, you're such a survivor.
How did I not know anything about you?
Because I didn't want you to know?
Well, and I found your
Instagram. LakeHarrietTherapist.
- Oh!
- AMANDA: Paige, you're, like,
helping people for real.
Not like this corporate bullshit.
Oh, dear.
Did I just hear you curse out loud?
I know. I normally like to
keep that shit to myself.
Oh! Stop it. That baby will hear you.
Uh, no, but, um, seriously.
Brett sent your Insta to his
bestie who's a programmer for TEDx,
and he loved it.
They wanna see if you'd
consider doing one.
You're asking me to do a TED Talk?
Mm-hmm. I mean, think of
how many people you'd reach.
Wow! Um what would I even talk about?
Anything you want.
♪
Oh. Oh, my God.
♪
[PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRY
BY LIANNE LA HAVAS PLAYING]
♪
EDWIN: Oh, man, my bike.
♪
♪
Stay for me ♪
My heart on your sleeve ♪
But tread carefully ♪
And I'll never leave ♪
False memories ♪
Make it hard to believe ♪
But knowing my half of my tale ♪
Isn't easy for me ♪
Overflow, love comes at a cost ♪
You'll never know how
much has been lost ♪
I'll try to let it go ♪
My fingers are crossed ♪
I show you my pretty scars ♪
They make us whatever we are ♪
My ♪
Oh, my ♪
My ♪
Please don't make me cry ♪
Oh, my baby ♪
All these reasons why ♪
[BOTH LAUGH]
Please don't make me cry ♪
Let's dig in.
Oh, my baby ♪
Don't you make me ♪
Oh, shit, this is good!
PAIGE: It is?
History has secrets to keep ♪
Mm! [CHUCKLES] Mm!
This mystery ♪
- Fuck normal.
- Yeah.
Fuck normal.
I wanna be free.
If you don't get ♪
- Oh!
- No sleep ♪
- Oh!
- If we're gonna make this love ♪
Just read what's written above, oh ♪
My ♪
My, yeah ♪
Please don't make me cry ♪
Oh, my baby ♪
All these reasons why ♪
Yeah, yeah ♪
Please don't make me cry ♪
Oh, my baby ♪
Don't you make me ♪
[VOCALIZING]
♪
[VOCALIZING]
♪
WOMAN: Woo-hoo! [LAUGHS]