Woodley (2012) s01e05 Episode Script

Grapefruit? Grapefruit.
I've never tasted grapefruit Is that you, Granddad? Ah! Granddad! Oh What do you keep in your drawers here, Granddad? Is it Oh! I jammed my hand in the door.
Oh! Those are not toys, if you don't mind.
Hmh, hm Mmm, hmh.
Hmh.
The heart is barely functioning.
Hopeless.
Nurse! Take those to the nurses' station for me, will you, mate? Here you go, Messy.
I thought it'd cheer Granddad up to, you know Hello! I'm going to be your surgeon today! Take those gloves off immediately.
I was just trying Mr Woodley.
The extent of your arteriosclerotic compromise makes long-term cardiovascular functioning untenable.
You can expect to live between two weeks and two months.
The nurse'll fill in the details.
Granddad.
Mm? Let's get your band back together.
For one last show.
Myles? A one, a two, a one, two Hi! Sartorial splendour, care of the Salvos.
Thanks, love, but it's And we're going to sew sparkles on them.
We'll struggle without Leonard.
Frank, look at this.
Wow.
I love the knee slide, Granddad.
- A heydee! - A heydee! - A heydee highdee heedee! - A heydee highdee heedee! The audiences loved it.
That's amazing, Granddad.
Grapefruit? No, I Go on.
You like to dance, Frank? Oh, yeah.
The Charleston.
The Twist.
Yeah, I love all the old dances.
What's that one that goes I'm not familiar with that one, Frank.
A heydee! Huh? A heydee! - A heydee! - A heydee! A heydee highdee heedee! A heydee highdee heedee! Whoa I'm very good.
Hey! Granddad.
They say you're you're not allowed to leave.
So One, two, one, two, three.
Watch this, Mum! Sounds great, Poppy! Hello? What is going on down there? Sorry? Yes, Dr Plimpton.
Hey! I thought I told you to take those gloves off.
- A heydee! - A heydee! A heydee! A heydee! A heydee highdee heydee! A heydee highdee heydee! Ohhhhhh