007: Road to a Million (2023) s01e06 Episode Script

[suspenseful music]
[Joey] Caramel's sweet made of sugar,
sugar cane, sugar plantations in Jamaica.
So I think C.
[phone ringing]
[Controller] 200,000 pounds,
such a lot of money.
So let me ask you,
are you sure about your answer?
Are you 200,000 pounds, sure?
[phone clicks off]
[Joey] I mean, caramel is a sweet thing
that I
surely that would be mentioned in there.
I don't know, you know?
I mean there is obviously a
rum has got a lot of sugar in it, innit?
[Joey] Yeah.
[James] Do you know what? Fuck it.
I'm sorry. Let's just smell it once more.
Yeah, it's definitely got
some sort of, sugar, sweet, yeah.
It's sugar.
Hickory. No, C. Caramel and Spice.
Caramel and Spice, C.
- [James] Alright. You ready?
- Yep. Go for it mate.
[suspenseful music]
Something's gonna happen here.
We're waiting like we was last time.
Helicopter?
[engine whirring]
[James] That's moving over
- My word.
- Look, it's a Navy boat,
coast Guard boat coming out.
It's like the military, innit?
I thought that was the Rum.
Come on.
Ah, mate.
Come on.
[music intensifies and stops abruptly]
[Controller] James and Joey Bone.
I hope you enjoyed your swim
and that Jamaican rum,
the finest in all the world.
And yet, all you want to know
is whether you won the money.
You got that right, bro.
[Controller] Or is this
the end of the road for the Bone Brothers?
Well, you answered C.
Your answer is
[suspenseful music]
Come on.
- [Controller] Correct.
- [both cheer]
Get in there!
- Oh, mate.
- We just got a hundred grand each!
That is proper.
[both yelling and laughing]
[Joey] I take it all back,
it's the best drink in the world!
[Controller] I don't know
if you are good or just lucky.
Get in there, man.
[Controller] But we'll soon find out.
[laughs]
Go to the boat in front of you
where my friends
at the Jamaican Coast Guard
will take you to your next question.
[James Bond theme music tones]
[epic music]
[James Bond theme music tones]
[background festive music]
[James] Have you noticed
this building here?
[Sam] Yeah, it's the same as that one.
Maybe it's like a little market
or something like that.
[dogs barking]
How'd you ask for help in Spanish?
"Ayudas". Well, that means,
I think that's "you help."
So, they'll get the message.
Look, is that the square there,
on the right?
- [James] Oh it is.
- [Sam] Yeah.
Oh, this is the right place.
Here, here. Look.
- [James] There's the thatched roof.
- [Sam] Yeah.
- 9:00 AM.
- We're on time.
[Sam] Uh
- What else did you get in the train?
- [James] Keys.
Here you go.
Try that one.
Hm.
That one's far too big.
- No, it's too big.
- Too big.
Dad, did you try this?
Yes.
[James] It's a barber shop.
Hm.
[James] La vida continúa.
[James] The stars. They're all stars.
[suspenseful music]
Mate.
- [Same] What is that?
- [James] Like a ray gun?
- Oh-ja!
- Shit.
What the hell is that?
[Sam] Range, far and near.
[phone beeps]
I got a text.
"Follow the signal."
- Let's get the car.
- Follow the beeps.
[Sam] Hey, hey. A Beetle.
That's as iconic a Volkswagen
as you're going to get.
Right. Turn that on.
[beeping]
[suspenseful music]
Am I going left or straight ahead?
[beeping continues]
Left.
Go back far.
[static] [beeping gets faster]
[Sam] Well my dad,
he is a little bit more fearless than me.
I think that's just
because of his experience.
He's done crazy things with his life.
He moved to the middle of nowhere.
It was a little place
that borders northern Afghanistan.
He did it with no regard
for the future or anything.
He just, it was in the moment.
[James] When I was in my early 20s,
I got involved in some real adventures.
It was at a time when borders were closed,
there'd been civil war in the area.
But I find myself having to negotiate
with border guards.
I got arrested
and taken away and interrogated
because I had photographs
of me holding a Kalashnikov.
Because the guards to the flats
that I'd been living in
were bodyguards to the mayor of the city.
I've always been
a bit of a gambler taking risks.
You know, that's reflected
in the life that I live.
Let's get to this destination.
Damn hope there's a question
and get it right.
A hundred grand.
This is gonna be nerve-racking
answering this question.
Even if we
a hundred percent know the answer.
See everything we've done so far,
this question is the worth the exact same
as the past four questions combined.
- That's a good point.
- Yeah.
But to be fair, we've had to work
four times as hard to get this far.
- [Sam] Yeah.
- [James] Let's win the million. [laughs]
[beeping]
[James] Here's a concern.
- Yeah.
- Right. And I want you to really
- let this sink in, okay?
- Yeah.
Well, there's been times in my life
where I've had access to serious money
through business decisions
and through pure luck.
- Yeah.
- And
on every occasion,
I've somehow managed to lose it all.
Uh
- If I'm being honest.
- Yeah.
At the times when I have had
access to more wealth,
um, I've maybe had
an over-inflated opinion of myself.
You know, if you get
too big an opinion of yourself,
you come across as being a bit of a dick.
- Right.
- And
you know, losing stuff, losing that wealth
and losing access to the freedoms
the wealth affords you
shows you what is so important in life
and what really matters to you.
Because it's whatever you're left with,
that's what matters.
So what did you find
that's the most important?
The only thing that matters to me
is family.
Family?
I remember like throughout your childhood,
asking you and throughout
your older childhood asking you,
"Son, what was it like for you
when dad have to go offshore?"
And what I wanted to hear was,
"Yeah, it was fine. I got used to it."
- Mm-hm.
- There was no bother.
But every time I asked you,
you were like, "Nah, it was a bit shit."
Yeah.
And uh, that was tough.
You know, that was tough to hear.
Yeah, sorry.
No, you don't have to apologise.
You know, I'm just sorry that I haven't
been there for half your life.
[emotional music]
[static]
I'm getting a signal on the left, Dad.
- Yeah.
- On the Dad.
We're gonna have to go off road.
- There is no left turn.
- Yeah. Go. Just go that way. Just go,
- Sam, this is not the Range Rover.
- Just go off road. It doesn't matter.
Sam, this is rear wheel drive.
Dad, It's a hundred grand.
It's a hundred grand.
[beeping]
[Sam] Go, put some gas. [sighs]
I told you this can't go off road.
- Right.
- It's a rear wheel drive car.
The engine's in the back,
all the weight's in the back.
- Right.
- We'll have to go on foot.
You didn't have to listen to me.
[suspenseful music]
[Controller] The Amazon rainforest
is home to some of the deadliest animals
on the planet.
Around you are rare bats.
Beware their droppings can be poisonous,
but your question
for 100,000 pounds is not here.
[suspenseful music]
On the road to Balbina,
find "Bar Predadores".
We're on the road that leads to Balbina.
- No signs though.
- Nothing.
[Colin] Got no handbrake.
Got no speedometer.
Don't even know what that dial is
that should be there.
[Danny] If I'm in trouble or in need,
you know I'll contact Colin.
His family is part of my family
and my family is part of his family.
I'd go to battle with him.
Got fuel?
Got fuel, yeah we'll be all right.
[Danny] I am a nervous person,
if there's something new to do,
new challenges,
I am nervous, the butterflies will go.
Sometimes the legs will go,
sometimes the voice will go.
If I'm not in my comfort zone,
that's when I struggle.
Bar Predadores. Bar Predadores.
Yeah, we're here mate.
But what this might give me
is confidence.
I got three girls
and from this experience, I'd like to pass
onto them that anything's possible.
There's the briefcase in there.
You seen the size of the teeth
on some of these things?
[Controller] If it is hungry,
the piranha will fight over
the flesh of anything
that is set before it.
[Danny] Do you reckon
something like this?
[Colin] No, no.
- You wanna put your hand in there?
- I am going to.
- You wanna do it?
- [Colin] Um, no.
Right hold it there. Oh, sorry, mate.
We just want to push the box this way,
make a grab for it.
Get off it!
Got it?
[suspenseful music]
[beeping]
[beeping continues]
- [Colin] What is it?
- [Danny] Just looks like trees.
It's like their growing out the water,
but they're dead.
[beeping gets faster]
[Colin] That's it, hold it there.
[Danny] Want me to give it a go?
[Danny] I very much
will stand back at times
and I want that, the change.
[suspenseful music]
[music stops abruptly]
[suspenseful music]
[Colin] Yes, Dan!
Mate, well done. Well done.
[Controller] This flooded landscape
in front of you
used to be miles upon miles
of primary rainforest.
It was controversially flooded
to create a massive hydroelectric dam.
For 100,000 pounds,
what is the electrical output
of this dam measured in?
Watts.
Volts.
Joules.
What are you thinking?
What's it measured in at home?
- Lightbulb is in watts.
- Watts.
[Colin] Volts is batteries.
- I'm happy to eliminate Watts.
- Okay.
We just take that out.
So between volts and joules.
[Colin] What's Joules?
I can't think what Joules are,
what measurement it's for.
I have never heard of Joules.
[Colin] When you talk about
electrical cables powering houses,
you're talking volts, aren't you?
if you get a shock
it's X amount of volts isn't it?
- [Danny] Yeah.
- 10,000 volts kills and all that.
[Danny] Yeah.
- Go with volts?
- Mm-hm.
Okay.
[Controller] For 100,000 pounds,
you chose option B.
Your answer is
- Sorry mate.
- It's all right.
[dramatic music]
[Controller] Kamara and Josh,
welcome to Jamaica.
The next question is for 200,000 pounds.
I want you to go to the Black River.
There is a restaurant
on its banks called Sister Lou's.
[clunking]
[Kamara] Oh shit.
Okay, Sister Lou's.
Hey. Sister Lou?
We're here to find something.
I'm hoping you can help us.
Find what?
- [Kamara] A briefcase?
- [Josh] A briefcase, maybe?
- No.
- [Kamara] No.
[Josh] No? Okay.
Um
- Can we look around?
- No problem.
- Perfect. Thank you.
- Thank you, Sister Lou.
- You're welcome.
- Come on then, bubs.
- [Josh] What are we looking for?
- [Kamara] I don't know what.
[Josh] Maybe behind the bar.
There's nothing in there.
Nothing down here.
Maybe not that. Um
[Kamara] Search. Just look.
[indiscernible]
- [Kamara] Look in the freezer.
- [Josh] Yeah, yeah.
That stinks.
Oi!
[laughs] Look, look, look, look, look.
Look there in the camera.
- What?
- What is that?
That's the crab key.
- Crab key?
- Look, look!
Look, look, look, look.
What do you see there?
[Kamara' Oh, oh my god. You're good man.
Okay. Where is that? That's the crab key.
[Kamara] We need to find the Crab Key.
The building name.
[Josh] So we need to find a building
called Crab Key.
And then this lever yeah. Is just a
Forward and then reverse.
And then reverse. And that's on neutral?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
[Kamara] [yells]
You're not even looking at the road.
Look at the river.
[Josh] I'll put some welly into it.
Hold tight.
[Kamara] Oh my God.
Oh my God bubs. What are you doing?
[shudders]
I'm gonna scream.
Oh my god. Oh my god bubs.
[suspenseful music]
There.
[Kamara] I can see lights. Come on.
That's the bridge there.
The yellow building's there as well.
- Can you see it?
- [Kamara] Oh, yeah, I see it.
All right.
- All right, we need to
- Try and pull up into there. Slowly.
[dog barking]
[eerie music]
[Josh] All right, we got this. Come on.
What the flip?
[both] Trespassers will be eaten?
[Kamara] What is inside here?
Yeah, shit.
All right, let's go. Somewhere in here.
- Mind your head.
- [Kamara] Sh, sh.
Okay. Where we going?
Bruv.
I think I might need something longer.
Wait. Hold tight.
Bubs, just come.
- I just need something.
- What you need?
There's nothing there.
I'm not going anymore. I'm scared.
Maybe we got to open the gate?
No, not that one.
There's a door over there.
- [Josh] Shall we try that door? Slowly.
- [Kamara] Yeah.
[door creaks]
[crashing sound]
[door creaks open]
It was against one of them fences.
It was against one of these.
Against one of the fences.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
[Kamara] Is that real?
We are just gonna get our briefcase.
Oh, he looks angry.
Yeah. Bubs, come on. Let's go.
[Josh] Where's the briefcase?
[Kamara] I don't know,
I was just looking for it.
[Josh] Yeah.
[door creaks open]
[Josh] Slowly, slowly, slow ting.
[dog barking in distance]
- Oh my
- Are you dumb?
Ah, for flip's sake.
[suspenseful music]
[Kamara] [sighs]
[Josh] Yeah, it's alive.
I just saw it blink. [groans]
And we have to get that?
[Josh] This guy.
[Sam] I can't tell what it is, Dad.
A stick? In the ground.
Okay, it's a shovel.
[suspenseful music]
- I hope it's not a body.
- [Sam] [chuckles] [grunts]
Oh!
- I'm hitting something.
- Come on.
[sighs] Just a rock. Bugger.
Yeah, go on lad. we gotta answer
a bloody question after all this.
Okay, I found the corner.
[James] Go on, you've done it mate.
You've done it.
You gonna come and work
offshore with me for a while?
[Sam] Yeah, ‘til the million
comes into the bank account.
[laughs]
[James] Yes! [grunts]
- [Sam] Yes!
- [James] [laughs]
[James] Good lad. Well done.
[Sam] What?
[mysterious music tones]
We were supposed to get a question.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
[James] God knows.
[Sam] What?
I wonder what it's for.
I can't believe I dug a hole for that.
[James] That's sending out our location.
It's a location thing?
[James] Don't know what's gonna happen.
But, uh
We're just gonna have to wait.
Could be five minutes, could be all night.
It's late. It's getting cold,
so let's keep warm.
[James] Give that a wee stoke, a wee poke.
Oh, yes.
[Sam] Feeling a little tired now.
To be fair, you did dig most of that hole.
You ran along the train.
Yeah.
[Sam] I'm happy that it's me and you
doing this and not anyone else.
There's no one else I would rather
have chosen to do it with.
I just really enjoy hanging out with you.
I like it too, Dad.
- Ah! Did you see that?
- [James] Yes. Did you see that?
- [Sam] Yeah.
- [James] Oh my goodness.
[both laugh]
[James] I reckon we'll see
a few shooting stars tonight.
[Sam] What did you wish for?
- [James] Um
- [Sam] Don't tell me.
[James] A hundred grand!
[both laugh]
[hissing]
[Josh] Okay.
[Kamara] Yeah, it's not, is it reaching?
[Josh] Okay.
Well done. Go on.
- [Kamara] That's it.
- [Josh] God me hands shake.
[Kamara] Oh, you got it. You got it.
[Josh] No, it's chained.
[both sigh]
Fuck's sake.
[Kamara sighs]
[Josh] What's it chained to?
[Kamara] If it's chained,
then it means that there's keys.
[Josh] Yeah,
that's what I'm thinking as well.
[Kamara] Oh, there, there, there, there.
How fast are they? Can they climb stairs?
[Josh] I'm sure they can.
I'm just having heart palpitations.
No, this is a joke.
Look how much keys is on this.
I'm scared.
- [Josh] I feel sick.
- [Kamara] Yeah, I feel a bit nauseous.
[Josh] Wait, wait, wait.
Croc feed. Oh
- Oh, allow it.
- [Gags]
[Josh] Mate, it's either this
or we become their feed.
- We need to think about this.
- Uh, yeah.
We throw the chicken. They fight over it.
No, but then what if
we don't get back up in time?
I don't want to go
nowhere near to that, bro.
Listen, why don't you go down there.
Just go down there quickly and see.
- Are you sick?
- Just there.
- Go down there.
- Just there?
- Yeah.
- What are you talking about?
[Josh] Okay.
- First, let me throw the chicken.
- Yeah.
And then once they're occupied eating
- We'll both go down.
- We'll just go in slowly
and we'll sort out the lock. Yeah?
Yeah.
How long is it gonna take him to eat that?
[Josh] I don't even know,
these things yam up lions and shit.
[Kamara] Is he saying,
"Hurry up with the chicken?"
[Josh] Yo, he's hungry man.
[Kamara] Don't taunt him, just do it.
- [Josh] Yeah.
- [Kamara] Oh my God!
What the hell is he doing?
Come on then. Let's do it, come on.
Shh quietly, quietly.
[Kamara] Bubs, bubs, bubs,
he's looking at me.
Bubs. Bubs, he's looking at me.
[whimpers]
[Josh] Shh.
[Kamara] Bubs, bubs [whimpering]
[keys rattle]
[Josh] Try that triangle one.
- [Kamara] This one?
- [Josh] Yeah, that one.
[Kamara] No, it's not that key.
[Josh] Okay. Make sure you're eliminating.
[Kamara] It goes in,
but it's not that one.
Oh shit. Got it, got it.
Wait, wait, shh, shh.
It's flipping stuck
in the flipping thing.
Okay, got it. Shh.
[suspenseful music]
[Controller] In front of you are some
of the world's largest crocodiles,
the Crocodylus Acutus.
These two are the alpha males
of this community.
For 200,000 pounds,
approximately, how many teeth
does the Crocodylus Acutus have?
Okay. So here's the thing, yeah?
This is one of the largest
of its species, yeah?
Yeah.
- So obviously it's gonna be big.
- Yeah.
So on that basis,
- definitely eliminate A.
- Yeah, I think eliminate A definitely.
It's between 68 and 98.
Now
it doesn't necessarily have to have
lots of teeth for its jaw to be strong.
It's the power of the jaw motion
in it that gives strength.
[Kamara] Yeah.
[Josh] Like, across the top.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16,
- So it's about 16, uh, both sides.
- Yeah.
[Josh] And then underneath
is the same number, roughly.
Approximately.
[Josh] Yeah. So, I actually think
- [Kamara] 32.
- [Josh] It's B.
- [Kamara] You think it's B?
- [Josh] Yeah.
[Kamara] I don't know, man.
Is it like a hundred?
Yeah, I don't know.
Honestly, I'm just guessing looking at it
and there's about 13 on that one side.
Like I could see, but then remember,
I can't see this the front bit
because his teeth are is sticking out.
They come out over his bottom lip.
- I can't see nothing, Bubs.
- But you can.
Look, his teeth they're look like this.
- [Kamara] Do you think that it could be
- [Josh] Huh?
Between 68 and 98,
there's a difference of 30.
Could he have an extra 30
on the bottom of his teeth?
- Nah.
- You think it's 68?
I'm going with B, 68.
I don't know,
but I'm based on what I'm looking at
and based on my, like
- Your gut instinct.
- Yeah, I'm going for 68,
but I don't want to go for it
unless you agree.
Alright cool. Come. Ready?
[suspenseful music]
[Controller] For 200,000 pounds,
you chose answer B.
We've got it wrong, man.
[Controller] Your answer is
[helicopter whirring]
arriving now.
- A helicopter.
- Is that a helicopter?
[Kamara] Come. Quickly.
[helicopter whirring getting louder]
[Controller] Josh and Kamara.
You are
correct.
[both cheer and laugh]
Yes! Yes!
[Kamara] What the hell? What the hell?
[Josh] Yes!
[dramatic music]
- Oh, shit!
- Well done, Bubs.
We did it. Flipping hell. What the hell?
[Josh laughs]
[Kamara laughs]
I swear to you. I feel like I'm buzzing.
- [sighs]
- Give me a hug.
- Yeah. Well done.
- Well done, bubs.
Well done to you too. We did it.
[phone beeps]
- Oh no.
- Text again?
Okay. Yeah. What you want now?
"Your company is formally requested
for this evening
at San Monique, Ocho Rios, Jamaica."
- What?
- Okay.
- So we need to go there.
- Yeah.
How long you think it'll take
for this to start to work?
Well
- We've been waiting all night.
- Yeah.
I don't know.
Mm-hmm.
What's that?
- That's the cavalry.
- [Sam laughs]
[Sam] What is
[Sam] Excuse me,
do you know where we're going?
Where we off to?
[James] Are we going far?
How long's the journey gonna be?
- Maybe he doesn't speak English.
- [James] Oh.
I guess we'll just find out
when we get there.
Yeah.
[dramatic music]
Look at this place.
[Sam] I wonder why it's all abandoned.
[eerie tones]
- [James] I hope it's not radioactive.
- [Sam] Yeah.
[Sam] Oh, this is weird.
- [James] This is creepy.
- [Sam] It is.
Mate, I think we're getting lunch.
[Controller] Welcome James and Sam,
I've been expecting you.
What took you so long?
This used to be a mining town,
teeming with life,
but now, as you can see, it's deserted.
But forgive me, you must be hungry.
Please, eat.
"Please, eat."
[James] Here, let me get this for you.
[chuckles]
- What is that?
- That's Bollinger.
Happy days. [laughs]
- Will we do a three, two, one?
- All right.
Three, two
- Oh! Oh yes!
- Oh beauty. [laughs]
No way.
- I'm famished.
- Mm-hm.
[Sam] This is weird.
I cannot tell if he's a friend or a foe.
[James] Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.
[chuckles]
Shall we?
Or will we wait to answer the question?
Maybe save it for
if we get the question right.
Or wrong.
Yeah.
- [Sam] Well, I hope the question is here.
- [James] I am starving.
[Controller] Now, let's get
down to business, shall we?
I guess we have to find it then?
Oh, we'll have to go back
for that champagne later.
[inaudible]
[James] What you reckon, that way?
- Oh, dad.
- What?
- Look.
- What?
Right ahead.
Oh, yes.
- We've got another case. Awesome.
- Yeah.
[James] Please let this be the question.
- Oh, brilliant.
- Okay.
[both sigh]
[Controller] You are
in the Atacama Desert,
one of the most
hostile environments on earth.
Parts of it are devoid of all life.
NASA tests here
to replicate the conditions on Mars.
This is Viking 1,
NASA's first successful Mars landing.
For 100,000 pounds,
when did Viking 1 land on Mars?
[Sam] Oh, shit. [breathes deeply]
[Controller] 1969.
Okay. Okay.
- I don't know the answer.
- Neither do I.
Yeah, but I know the moon landing is,
that's 1969.
Yeah, that's right.
I would assume it's after that definitely.
So do we think it's seven years after
they got Mars?
Is there a big difference
between landing on the moon and on Mars?
Do you know what, do you know what?
Look at the video.
Look at the clothes they're wearing.
[Sam] Big thick rimmed glasses.
Elton John type of stuff.
[James sighs]
- It's gotta be 1983.
- You think it's 1983?
I know, right, okay.
I know that looks like
really clunky technology.
[Sam] Yeah.
[James] But, um, Sam, honestly, see,
before the Internet and mobile phones,
everything was clunky.
Like our telephone in 1983 went like that.
I stuck my finger
and then dialled it like that.
We didn't push buttons.
Do you remember any because
you would've been alive
- Yeah, I know.
- if it happened. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay. 1983, I was nine years old,
so I wasn't watching the news
and I wasn't interested.
It's either '76 or '83.
I'm leaning towards '83.
Can we go for it?
[suspenseful music]
[end credits music]