Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s01e06 Episode Script

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Gary Prince: Fionna?
Fionna, why aren't you
texting me back?
You're supposed to
help me shop today.
Oh, my God!
She's been robbed!
Nah.
Aah!
This is just
the way she lives.
Who are you?!
Who are you?
Whoa!
Simon!
Come here!
Worry not, friends.
You're safe now.
Ah!
The rascal is frozen inside
my inescapable magic ice.
Ha ha!
You?
You.
Blue blazes!
You're a Simon.
In this world,
I'm known as the Winter King.
Yoink.
Whoa! Whoa!
Aah!
Okay, let's go!
Cake didn't mean any harm.
A cat named cake?
Ha ha! Outrageous!
And what is your name,
fair lady?
I'm Fionna.
Fionna.
Uh, the reason we need this
crown is to transform Simon.
Our world depends on him
becoming cursed
and magical again.
Is this true,
fellow Petrikov?
Yeah. I need to get
my powers back.
I understand your plight.
While you can't take my crown,
I believe I can find a solution.
This is going to
sound nuts,
but I think I've been
dreaming about you.
Ha ha! I wouldn't be
at all surprised.
I'm radical.
This is
your throne room?
Do you like it?
It's encased entirely in
a beautiful dome of clear ice.
Yeah, I can tell.
Ice Scouts!
Some hot chocolate?
Yes, your grace.
Ooh!
Lemme ask you something.
Is it about
the chocolate?
How are you so functional
if you're just
another cursed Simon?
How have you
done all this?
Oh, dear sweet Simon.
Allow me to share
that wisdom.
If I may.
I was once just like you ♪
Didn't know what to do ♪
Had all those
bad feelings and schemes ♪
My poor heart in a chill ♪
Till through sheer
force of will ♪
I was able to
fashion my dreams ♪
And build this
winter wonder world ♪
Full of pine-scented trees
and a fine menagerie ♪
We can skate on the ice ♪
In a frozen winter paradise ♪
Under icicles that gleam ♪
And a snowball fight
for you and for me ♪
But how did
you do it?
It's so hard to resist
the crown's power
and do something
really wonderful.
Hard?
Come, now. Making
something wonderful is as
easy as manifesting
your own reality.
And I conquered the crown ♪
Nigh a hundred years ago,
by now ♪
Despite the impossibility ♪
And perhaps, yes, perhaps ♪
I can show you how ♪
But for now ♪
Let us go ♪
To and fro ♪
On a sleigh ride in the snow ♪
Making fond
rosy-cheeked memories ♪
See the soft snowflakes
swirl ♪
In my winter wonder world ♪
In my winter
wonder world ♪
Kiss each other!
Don't think it hasn't
occurred to me.
Once I've made you
a duplicate magic crown,
Fionna-world will be restored
to its former state.
Uh
Wait.
If you tinker
with the original curse,
will I still be able to fight
in the new version?
I got stomped in
the last world.
Hmm.
Wait.
I can have this?
Ice Scouts, attack!
Ha ha!
Ice Scouts, un-attack!
Ahhhh!
Cake the cat,
since I'm giving out gifts,
is there anything
you desire?
You can charge
this phone.
Whoa! It's at 100%!
We even have
bars now.
Yes! Ha ha!
I make everything better!
Man, I suck.
It's Gary.
"Hey, where did you go?
Seriously, where are you?
Are you dead? Ha ha.
Fionna, you're supposed to
help me shop today.
Aah! A random man took
a shower in your apartment.
Are you okay?"
I'm starting to freak now.
Okay,
just chill out.
Fionna does random,
flighty stuff all the time.
She's probably okay.
"I'm ok!"
Okay, but that doesn't
let you off the hook.
"And the random dude
is probably Marshall Lee."
See? I was right.
I'm so glad
she's okay.
But I can't believe
she's flaking out on me again!
Where you goin'?
I need to run a ton of errands
and work on my baking.
Did you make those
little biscuit guys
Fionna was carrying around?
Yo, those were hella good. Thanks.
Is there food
where you're heading?
Uh, yeah, probably. Cool.
I'm starving. Um
Have you heard of
this place called Joy?
Bring me back something.
Uh, are you sure
it's not too much trouble?
You just
relax, Simon.
It will take just one week
to make a duplicate crown
in my laboratory.
A week?!
Psst! Don't be rude.
In the meantime,
please feel free to partake
in the pleasures
of the Winter Kingdom.
Fionna, let's check
that place out.
It looks gnarly as hell.
No, no.
That place is forbidden.
I mean, it can be
dangerous out there.
Would you help me
in the laboratory?
Ice Scouts: Fionna! Fionna!
Come and join us
in our training session!
I'll be right down.
Stay here so you don't get lost.
Lost?
Pssh!
We wouldn't be going on
any of these adventures
if I hadn't gotten "lost."
Cat.
Aah!
Get out of my head!
Wait. Can you
hurt me from in there?
You two are abominations,
a disease.
I'll break free
of this prison,
and once free,
I will rain down upon--
Marshall Lee: This doesn't seem
like your part of town.
Are you kidding?
This is where the good stuff is!
Dang.
Hey. I'm here to
pick up my order.
This place has the absolute
best cocoa powder.
It's so rich, you can't try even
a grain of it unadulterated
without going mad!
Try it.
Whew! This must be why your
biscuits boys are so special.
I call them, uh, pastrymenschen.
I've been working on
the prototypes for a long time.
I have a 64-step
business plan,
and getting the recipe
right is key.
Hey, all I want is more
of these pastry people.
What's it gonna take
to make that happen?
Well, I need my own bakery,
where I can make what I want,
so that means
cash, mostly.
There's a couple of investors
in town I really want to meet.
They're called the Lemoncarbs.
They're these rich twins
behind a food empire.
One meeting with them
could change my life.
Oh, yeah, I think I heard my
mom talking about them before
or something.
I-I'm sorry.
I'm probably boring you.
No, no.
I-I think it's cool.
I mean, you're just
so passionate.
It's just
impressive to me.
Thank you.
Thank you again for the suit.
Nonsense. You looked ugly.
Oh, my!
Careful.
Commence duplication.
I have so
many questions.
Is there a Betty
in this world?
Betty?
Betty
The dead one!
Yeah, I haven't thought
about her in a long time.
But how could
you say that?
She was the great love
of our life.
Hmm. Well, that's not
how I remember it.
Well, once you get
this new crown,
you can always use it
to make an Ice Betty.
Ha ha!
I'm just kidding.
Uh, that
would be unethical.
Invasion!
Is someone cooking
maple syrup in here?
'Cause I smell
somethin' saucy!
Princess Bubblegum?
No.
It's the Candy Queen.
Sworn enemy
of the Winter Kingdom
and a terrible nuisance
to me, personally.
Baby, baby,
why you gotta be like that?
Begone, vile candy witch!
What?
Oh, right.
The crown.
Gives up.
Bubblegum, stop!
What?
I'm seeing double.
And I love it!
Winter King: Assistance!
She's got Simon!
It's cool.
This happens all the time.
If you come along, Fionna,
and aid us with
your magical sword
We can rescue
them both!
Action stuff.
Whoo-hoo!
So, where to next?
Let's go!
Wait. You're stealing
kitchen time?
That's kind of punk.
Ha!
Maybe I am kinda punk.
You coming?
I'll be there
in a sec.
Hey, it's me.
We're back ho-ome! ♪
Ta-da!
Aah!
Let us out!
No requests.
I only do originals.
No need to worry.
This maniac has kidnapped
me lots of times.
She thinks we
belong together.
But why?
You can't make ice cream
without mixing cream and ice ♪
You can't make gingersnaps
without mixing sugar and spice ♪
You can't make cinnamon rolls
without kneading the dough ♪
And I can't let you go ♪
'Cause I need you so ♪
And so I'm gonna put you
into a blender with me ♪
Set the oven to 350 degrees ♪
And together forever
we will always be ♪
Baked with love ♪
Baked with love ♪
Like the cold and the warm ♪
When they join,
makes a storm ♪
Just like cake needs to rise ♪
If you look in my eyes ♪
You'll see
the recipe is true ♪
The key ingredient is you ♪
And you.
That's actually
a nice metaphor.
Not a metaphor.
So,
this happens a lot?
Not this part.
This is an escalation.
Gary Prince: And yes!
Here.
Holy crap!
This is sublime.
Yeah?
I think you're ready to show
your goods to some investors,
like those Lemoncarbs.
What?!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
These still need work.
I would just die
of embarrassment if I had
to show this version
to the Lemoncarbs.
Yeah. Um, I'll be--
I'll be right back.
Hurry up!
Get back!
Everything okay?
Uh surprise!
"Buttery Buns?"
This is the address
she gave us.
Open the door!
For the king!
Nice!
Ice Scout:
Fionna! Incoming!
This is the feeling
I've been chasing!
Hyah! This is
what was missing!
Hyah!
Onward!
Ice scouts!
This would be a good time
to show up at the last second!
She deserves our help.
I know there's a
brilliant person in there
trying to get out.
Oh, we don't need to fix her.
We just need to be rescued.
Winter King: Ice scouts! Help!
Hi, Lemoncarbs.
My name is Gary Prince,
and I'd like you to meet
the pastrymenschen.
Hmm!
Mm!
Eh. It tastes nice, but
I hate their little faces!
Meh!
No, see,
that's part of it.
All of the baked goods
are characters,
and the bakery
is like their kingdom.
For instance, if you buy
the "choco-berry,"
you get a discount on
Mr. Cupcake
because they're married.
It's food with a story.
Here, we have Cinnamon Bun.
He's got the biggest
heart of all.
Hyah!
But you better watch
your pocket change
when the scampish
Marshmallow Kids are around.
I've created an array of friends
that will change
and grow over time.
You won't believe your eyes.
So, what do
you think?
We hate it!
Ohhhh!
Hyah!
Winter King: Help!
Help!
Fionna! Cake!
She's going to make us
into batter!
Hi! Bunny girl!
Aaaah!
Hyah!
Candy Queen!
Unh-unh.
Not your business.
Fionna, stop!
There's something wrong
with her brain,
but it can be fixed!
No, it can't!
Knock her out!
Yes, my King!
Hyah!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hyah!
Thank you,
brave hero!
Oh.
Your crown.
Fionna
indeed, you are both
beauty and the beast.
Ice Prince,
am I dreaming?
Embrace me,
fair Fionna!
Okay!
Huh?
What's happening?
M-My magic--
i-it's gone!
Fionna, help me!
Just metal
and glass.
Huh?
Princess Bubblegum!
I'm free!
The curse has been lifted!
Now it all makes sense.
Winter King cast a spell
to project the madness
of the crown on to you.
Yeah. He zapped it right
into my brain-basket.
What a wad.
Yes.
And he kept doing that.
Yeah.
For a hundred years!
Yeah. I'm trying not
to dwell on it.
I apologize for the terrible
behavior of my fellow Simon.
But I do feel
kinda vindicated.
There is much work
to be done.
Where are my beloved
candy citizens?
Uh we'll-- we'll go look.
It's like
a fairy tale.
Your kiss
removed the curse.
I thank you,
brave knight.
I'm not
a brave knight.
What did I
do wrong?
What you did wrong is exist.
Simon,
get us out of here!
At least they seemed
to like the flavors.
Look, I'm-- I'm sorry
I sprang that on you.
I thought I--
I thought I was helping.
But I-I shoulda asked.
It's probably good
they came now.
I would have fiddled with
that pastry recipe forever
So, where does a
chocolate-dipped strawberry
go to meet
a cupcake, anyway?
Ah, come on.
Don't make fun of me.
I really wanna know.
Well it's--
it's kind of a funny story.
It all began in the middle of a
slumber party/candy-zombie
outbreak
This one's
not gonna work either.
What's wrong, Fi?
Back there, I thought
I was living my dream.
But I was just hurting a bunch
of innocent candy people.
Have I been hurting people
in all these universes?
That place was messed up
because that Simon
was messed up.
The next world will have
a magic crown that will work,
and I'll be cursed
the right way.