Against the Wall s01e06 Episode Script
Obsessed and Unwanted
Against The Wall 1x06 Ah, Men Don't you think you've had enough? No worries, officer.
I'm well within my limit.
Are you still upset about Brody? - No.
- Because it was my fault.
I mean, he didn't want to keep what we were doing a secret.
Stop, stop, stop, I don't want to talk about it or Brody.
- Well, I think we need to.
- No.
You're being an idiot.
I'm being a brother.
We used to be partners.
Now we're not.
There, we talked about it.
- Ugh, thanks.
- Ah! - Hey, there he is.
- Danny, hi.
- Abby.
- Here.
Abby is not keeping up.
Yeah, because Abby has to leave.
Aw, that's too bad.
Because Danny is celebrating.
You are looking at the newest assistant state's attorney.
- Oh! - Wow, congratulations.
Ooh, nice, man! Hey, Abby, doesn't the rat squad work closely with the state's attorneys office? Yes, we do, and we prefer to be called the dickmo unit.
Looks like you two will be seeing a lot of each other.
Who is it? It's Danny.
I've got your brother.
Danny, hi.
I thought you had Richie.
Ugh.
Ugh.
He was pretty adamant about helping me celebrate.
Maybe too adamant.
- I'm gonna call Laura.
- No, no, wait a week.
PMS.
Thank you for driving him.
Don't worry about it.
It was on the way.
- Abby.
- Hmm? Danny is perfect for you.
Oh, okay.
Time to go night-night.
You went to college.
He went to college.
He's a Bears fan, and you're a Bears fan.
Uh, it always worked when we were kids, so You know, I know that you're the youngest, but it seems like everyone depends on you.
You're kind of like the glue.
Well, I used to be the glue, and now I'm-- - Dried-up glue.
- No, I'm-- - you're the black sheep.
No, stop helping! I'm me.
I'm just waiting for some members of my family to realize that.
Yeah, Richie said your dad's still upset about the whole I.
A.
thing.
What else did my brother tell you? Stop it.
Ooh, no more hot dogs? My O.
B.
told Carlos they were bad for the baby.
Something about bacteria or rat feces.
But onions are okay? No one's forcing you to watch me eat.
No, I love watching you eat all day long.
Hi.
Can I help you? Yeah, are you I.
A.
? Yes.
Abby Kowalski.
There's an officer stalking my mother.
Lina Flores.
She's my partner.
Ryan Spencer.
Go ahead, Ryan.
The officer sits outside our house for hours.
I made a video.
Sorry, I know it sucks.
But this guy calls our house constantly.
He leaves flowers.
And some nights my mother wakes up in the middle of the night screaming.
Why doesn't your mother report the officer herself? She can't.
She's the district shrink.
Your mom is Trish Alexander? Yes, ma'am.
I've worked with Trish for years.
She's a great lady.
I know.
I think so too.
Does your mother know you're here? No, but she can't report the officer because of some stupid law.
The HIPPA law.
She's scared enough that she sent me to live with my dad.
Are your parents divorced? - Yes.
- For how long? Ten years.
But I always thought they'd get back together until she married Tony.
He pretty much killed that dream.
You don't like your stepdad? He's okay.
Look, I just want her to get help.
Even if you have to arrest me and take me to jail.
You know what, Ryan? This case just became our first priority.
You don't happen to have the officer's name? I just know he's Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Mom packs Xanax on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Dingleberry! Where's my Dingleberry? Holy shit.
I'm gonna have to stop calling you Dingleberry.
Richie? How are you? It's been too long.
How's Don and Sheila? Got a Christmas card from Abby.
Still single.
What is going on with that girl? But no cards from you.
Are you still with that girl from high school? No, no, wait now, you got married.
You married somebody else.
Linda? Lindsey? Laura, Laura, yeah.
But hold on a sec, Aunt Edie, what are you doing here? I'm your new partner.
Yeah.
It'll be like old times riding with your dad.
So what happened? With? With your old partner? Come on, Sweet Pea.
If we're gonna be rolling together, there cannot be any secrets between us.
Out with it.
What is it? It was nothing, all right? It was just, I needed a change of pace, that's all.
Yeah? All right, I hear that.
Wow, I can't get over how big you are.
The first time I saw you, you were, like, this big.
Uh, listen, Aunt Edie, if you don't mind waiting by the car? I'll finish getting ready.
You got it, Sweet Pea.
Now, chop, chop though.
We have got some scumbags to bust.
You need to stop talking to Ryan about this.
You're upsetting him.
Why don't you just report him? - Hi, Trish.
- Hi.
How could you go behind my back? It wasn't me.
Ryan came to our office.
Your son is very upset.
Yeah, me too.
I can't believe Ryan came to see you.
As you can see, my wife disagrees with me and my stepson when it comes to her safety.
Then you should know we've opened a case.
We need the officer's name.
You know I can't break confidentiality.
Yeah, well, I can.
Okay, so his name is Mike Fletcher.
And he's not a real cop, he's a summons officer.
- Tony! Look, Detective Flores knows him quite well.
She's the one who sent him to you in the first place.
Enough! I'm sorry, Lina.
No, it's okay.
I understand you're upset, sir.
Do you have any concrete evidence of the stalking? Yeah, okay.
Here.
He took a photograph of Trish naked in our shower.
Is that concrete enough for you? Did anyone see Fletcher take the picture? - No.
- We'll have the lab test it for fingerprints and footprints outside your house.
Is it true Fletcher calls you at all hours and parks outside your home? You know I'm not at liberty to discuss my patients.
We understand you're trying to help Fletcher.
Then you should also understand it's my job.
I have an obligation to my patients.
What about your personal safety? - Where do you draw the line? - Where the law draws the line.
I always have to ask, is he a threat to himself or others? Are you saying Mike Fletcher is not a threat? If you don't believe he's a threat, why did you send Ryan to live with his father? Do you know how many officers I see a week? A month? Officers suffering from PTSD, bipolar disorder, addiction.
Officers whose careers I have to end because their job ruined their lives.
Mike Fletcher is the least of my concerns.
I respect that you are trying to help Mike Fletcher, but some people are just beyond help.
Three months ago Jill Glantz, a coffee barista at the county courthouse, accused Fletcher of stalking her.
I investigated it.
Girl was terrified.
She told me about the harassment, but she refused to wear a wire or let me record it.
What happened? The case was kicked back with an unsubstantiated.
He said, she said.
Fletcher is a wannabe cop.
He tried to pass his test five times.
And that's why he's just a summons officer? Jill's too afraid of Fletcher to even file a restraining order, and now he's turned his attention onto Trish.
It's only a matter of time before he hurts someone.
Richie, hi.
What are you doing here? I can't talk right now.
I'll call you later.
Hey.
Laura, hi.
So, are you still seeing Trish? - Yeah.
- About the shooting? No, just, you know, a lot going on.
Oh, did you hear I got a new partner? - No.
Who? - Aunt Edie.
You're not still calling her Aunt Edie? You do realize she's not really our aunt? No, Abby, I didn't realize.
She still a kick? Oh, my-- and a whole lot more.
Anyway, I got to go.
Bye.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Fletcher called Trish 25 times a day for the last week.
That should qualify as "Unwanted obsessive attention including harassment and intimidation.
" Well, it would if Trish would tell us she was harassed or intimidated.
I finally have someone strong enough to put this bastard away, and she won't help me.
You know, if you want to hand this case off to someone else, I completely understand.
Now you sound like my husband.
Carlos is worried? So am I.
I'm okay.
Really.
Let's just get this guy off the street before he can stalk anyone else.
Oh, hey, glad to see you.
- Really? - I have a question about HIPPA laws.
Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act was enacted by U.
S.
Congress in 1996.
It called for the establishment of standards and requirements for transmitting certain health information to improve the efficiency and effectiveness of the health care system while protecting patient privacy.
Anything else? Can I pull a department psychiatrist's file on a sworn officer she's counseling who I think may be a threat to her? - Sure.
- Great.
If you want to pay 50 grand in fines and do a year in prison.
- Should have led with that.
- Any way around it? - I'll have to look it up.
- Can I get back to you? - It's important.
You got it.
- Hey.
She came.
- Who came? Jill Glantz.
The coffee barista.
Have you ever been stalked? It feels like you lose your life.
I'm sorry you have to go through this again.
When was the last time you saw Fletcher? One week after you dropped that case.
You promised me you were gonna put him away.
Jill, we know you're upset.
You have every right to be, but we really need your help.
No way.
Nope.
The guy is crazy.
After this whole thing, he would come by the coffee shop and he would leave me notes-- "You're dead.
" I got so scared I had to quit my job.
Why didn't you tell me? So you could do what? Bust him? That's what you were supposed to do the first time.
Jill, has Fletcher ever taken any photographs of you? No, but he did kill my cat with barbed wire.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, he can't see me here.
Please, please.
- He can't see me here.
- I'll go talk to Fletcher.
- You get Jill to her car.
- Okay, come on.
Spread your legs.
Wider.
Come on.
You guys are out of your territory.
It's a free country, last I checked.
Oh, you guys aren't down here collecting street taxes, are you? That wouldn't make it such a free country, would it? Hey, those are my Benjamins, "pat bo.
" Watch your mouth, "mow ley.
" The bitch stole my c-notes.
Hey, you steal from my gang, you die.
You threaten an officer, you die.
I don't want to see you two clowns Southside again.
Understood? Get out of here.
I need a drink.
I don't know.
Got another two hours to go.
Are you a stick in the mud like your old man? No.
Okay.
No.
All right, Fletcher, we both know why you're here.
I'm a hopeless romantic? You're an emotionally disturbed individual who gets off intimidating women.
You got any evidence of that? You've been accused of stalking Trish Alexander.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
By who? - Not by Trish.
- We have videotape of you sitting outside of Trish's house at 3:00 a.
m.
Really? I'd love to see that.
Because I bet that you can't see my face.
And I bet that you can't read my license plate.
We're getting the video enhanced.
In the meantime, would you mind explaining to me why you call Trish 25 times a day? She digs me.
What can I tell you? Look, Trish is having some troubles at home.
She is in an unhappy marriage.
I'm ordering you to stop seeing Dr.
Alexander.
I will assign you a new therapist.
No.
No.
You can't stop me from seeing Trish.
- I just did.
- No, you cannot-- - I just did! - You! If you come within 100 yards of Trish or her home, I will have you arrested.
Are we done? Forensics didn't find any fingerprints on the photo of Trish and no footprints outside of her house.
I can't stand the thought of him out there.
I know, but we had nothing to hold him on.
I put a 24-hour surveillance on him.
If he tries anything, we'll know.
We need evidence of harassment.
- We'll get it.
- Your sister's here.
I don't have a sister.
Richie doesn't know I'm here.
You have to promise you won't tell him.
I promise.
Now will you please tell me why you're so upset? Richie doesn't want kids.
What? Since when? A few days ago.
No explanation.
Just "I don't want kids.
" That doesn't sound like Richie.
What am I gonna do? Have you talked about it in therapy? He won't discuss it.
Every time I bring it up, he just shuts down.
- What do you want me to do? - Talk to him.
Oh, no, Laura, that's not a good idea.
Please, Richie trusts you.
If anything's going on, I just need to know, 'cause I'm running out of time.
You're not thinking of leaving him.
No.
I'm pregnant.
You're pregnant? Oh, my gosh.
That is great news.
And now I understand why you're so upset.
Yeah.
Will you talk to him? Abby.
Trish Alexander's been shot.
I have to go with her.
No, no, no, sweetie, you can't.
You can't.
I'm sorry.
But she needs me.
The paramedics are giving her the best care possible, and I need you here.
Okay? May I? I gave it to her when she got her license.
- I was five.
- I promise I'll get it back to you, okay? Now what time did you find her? We had plans for dinner at 5:00 p.
m.
- I got here around 4:45.
- Did she know you were coming? Yeah, she cancelled her appointment with creepo.
- She promised-- - What did she promise? That instead of seeing him she'd hang with me.
- Dad.
- Ryan, are you okay? I'm Owen Spencer, Ryan's father.
- Trish's first husband? - Yes.
What happened? We're still investigating, but I may need to ask you a few questions.
I'd like to get to the hospital actually.
It'll just take a moment.
Just wait for me in the car, okay? When was the last time you spoke to Trish? - Just before 3:00 p.
m.
- Did she seem upset? - No, she seemed fine.
- Was anyone with her? Do you think one of her patients did this? We don't know.
I'll let you get to the hospital.
If I have any more questions, I'll find you.
Okay, thank you.
Flowers.
Bag this.
Fletcher lost his surveillance team 40 minutes ago.
This isn't your fault.
I pushed him too hard.
He went off.
You heard what Trish said.
She's been threatened by a lot of people.
Look at these tapes.
Fletcher.
I told Fletcher to stay away from Trish.
She cancelled his appointment.
It sent him over the edge.
He wanted revenge.
You don't know that.
Look at this.
From the position of it, I'm guessing she didn't have permission to record her clients.
And that would be illegal if I saw it.
It's a good thing you didn't see it.
I'd like to handcuff that.
Hey, Laura.
I can't talk right now.
I don't know.
Yep.
Okay.
Listen to me, Sweet Pea.
I've been married four times, so I know.
Marriage is not natural.
It is not the way God made us.
If we were meant to be married, we would be born with rings on our fingers.
Thanks.
This is really helping.
I'm telling you the truth.
All marriage is is agreeing to take on somebody else's crap.
Save your freedom.
'Cause ultimately that is all we have got.
Freedom.
Can you not call me Sweet Pea? No problem, Pumpkin.
What's the matter? You never seen a Benjamin before? We've got people at your house.
Are they gonna find the gun? Go to hell.
You're gonna answer me if we have to stay here all night.
- Take a break.
- Like hell I will.
- Get out.
He's my suspect, and I'm not done! You are now.
Hormones.
Now I want to help you.
Okay, yeah.
'Cause that bitch has had it in for me from the very start.
- Then tell me what happened.
Okay, see, why would I hurt Trish? I love Trish.
You went to your appointment.
Is she watching right now? No.
She knows better.
Because, every time that I get close to a woman, that bitch ruins it.
What I want to know is why women always betray me.
What women are you talking about? You won't, will you? No.
I want to help you.
So tell me where you were today.
I went out, and I delivered a warrant to Westchester right around 4:20 p.
m.
What are you doing after this? I'll get back to you.
Oscar-winning performance, Dirty Harry.
Same to you.
I sent out officers to check out his alibi.
- We believe him? - Easy alibi to check.
- Makes me nervous.
- I think Fletcher's all talk, no follow-through.
He mangled a cat with barbed wire.
Maybe, but something feels off.
Either way, he's not going anywhere tonight.
You need to go home and get some rest.
Hi, it's Detective Abby Kowalski from Internal Affairs.
I'm looking for a progress report on Dr.
Trish Alexander, please.
Still no signs of consciousness? Okay, well, keep me posted.
I love the way your hair looks when you wear it down.
I only wear it that way at home.
How would you know what it looks like? I know everything about you.
I love you.
Why don't you believe me? Because we both know this isn't about love.
I love you.
Stop saying I don't.
Do you love me the same way you loved Jill? No.
She betrayed me.
Is that why you killed her cat? I never killed her cat.
- That girl was lying.
- Who is it? It's Danny.
I have that info you wanted.
You said it was important, but you didn't answer your phone.
Come on in.
Whoa, does this thing come with spark notes? - Very funny.
- Seriously.
The only case that I found that's even remotely similar to yours is U.
S.
versus Ramirez.
She worked at a doctor's office and sold some files to an FBI agent for $500.
She got six months in prison.
Six months? Mm-hmm.
Please tell me I'm not interrupting a felony in progress.
What, are you gonna prosecute me? I might have to hold you for questioning.
How about a beer instead? So you're dog-sitting, huh? Yeah, while my parents are sunbathing in Florida.
You got any pictures of your dog? Ah, of course.
Oh, he's adorable.
- This is Cosmo taking a bath.
- Oh.
Yeah, I got to completely fake him out to get him into the tub.
'Cause if he sees me grab a towel, he just runs away and hides.
One time it took me two hours to find him.
Seriously? How big is your house? It's not that big.
Oh, but, you know, he's crafty.
He went into the closet and hid under this shirt I had.
- Oh.
- Yeah, he's-- I mean, look at him.
He's pretty damn cute.
I never knew you liked dogs.
Well, there's a lot about me you don't know.
Abby? Oh, damn.
Damn, I'm sorry.
- What are you doing here? - I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Stop.
Get back here.
Uh, Danny was just helping me with a legal problem.
- Yep.
- That's good.
You've been needing some good advice for a while now.
You know what, I should get going.
Okay, thanks for your help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Any time.
It's really good seeing you, Richie.
- You too, man.
- Mm-hmm.
- Not one word.
- Oh, come on.
You can't expect me to keep quiet.
This is big.
This is not big.
It's complicated.
And I don't need complicated in my life right now.
- Why? - Because I just don't.
I want to focus on my career.
You're very odd.
Thank you.
What are you doing here? I need some advice.
About Laura? What? No.
Why would you think No reason.
Laura came to see you.
- No.
- What did she say? Just don't tell her I told you.
What did she say? She's upset.
She says you don't want kids.
Is that true? I don't know.
Some days.
I just I love my life with Laura.
All right, and, you know, when I see Steve and Donnie with their kids, you know, it's 24/7.
They never just go out without their kids.
I like spending my off time with Laura.
Have you told her that? No.
Laura really wants a kid, and, you know, I feel like a selfish bastard because I don't want to share my wife.
I don't think you're selfish.
And neither will Laura.
So what advice did you need? Mm, hypothetically.
- Really? - Just play along.
So I have this friend who suspects his partner of playing loose with police ethics.
- What exactly? - Stealing.
Okay, you need to tell your hypothetical friend to turn his hypothetical partner into I.
A.
But what if this partner is an old cherished friend that we used to pretend was family? Aunt Edie? - It's hypothetical.
- You need to confront her.
- Why is it my place? - She's putting you at risk.
Talk to her now, please.
Trish is still unconscious but stable after surgery.
She's on an EPI-drip to maintain her blood pressure.
Fletcher's alibi checks out.
He was handing out a warrant in Westchester when Trish was shot.
Well, he may have an alibi for Trish, but he's still unfit for duty.
So what about all the officers Trish had fired? Every one of them is happier than they've ever been in their lives, except for the one that killed himself.
He's not a suspect.
Okay, so contestant number one, usually the first suspect in any attempted murder, Trish's husband, angry and self-righteous Tony Alexander.
Contestant number two, Owen Spencer, though amicable on the outside, Owen took out a $5 million life insurance policy on Trish three months ago.
And he's a retired Marine, trained to kill.
Looks like we've got some alibis to work on.
And there's contestant number one now.
Are you accusing me? I'm just trying to establish your whereabouts yesterday between 4:00 and 5:00 p.
m.
You should be talking to Fletcher.
'Cause he was obsessed with Trish.
We talked to several of your neighbors.
Seems you and Trish fight a lot.
Mr.
Alexander, I would think you'd do anything to help us find out who shot your wife.
Well, I was working at my new construction site.
My guys can verify the time.
Can anyone confirm your alibi? It was a park.
I didn't know anybody.
Why did you take out such a large insurance policy on Trish? I guess I can tell you under the circumstances.
Trish and I are still very much in love.
She's leaving Tony and coming back to me.
Can anyone corroborate this story? No.
But that's why Ryan is living with me.
So why get divorced in the first place if you're so in love? I was in the military.
It wasn't easy on Trish.
We were young.
Stupid.
Sometimes Sometimes you don't realize what you have until Okay.
I'm gonna need the name of that park and a few minutes with Ryan.
Sure.
Hey.
You want some cake? My mom made it.
I don't have much of an appetite.
Okay.
Mom raised a finger.
She did? That's great news.
Ryan, what is it? I mean, this is my fault, isn't it? This happened because I turned that a-hole in.
No, no, not at all.
When someone is unstable, anything can trigger them.
Really? Really.
But I am curious how you knew to come to Internal Affairs.
My stepdad said this guy already had a record with you and it would be a cinch to get him off mom's back.
Tony said that? Yeah.
Why? Ready, kiddo? You stay strong for your mom, okay? Guess who put the idea to report Fletcher to I.
A.
into Ryan's head? I'm guessing the same person who knew Fletcher had an appointment with Trish on Thursdays.
- The same person who Trish was leaving for her ex-husband Owen.
The same person who thought Fletcher would be a perfect scapegoat for killing his wife.
But what Tony didn't know is that Trish cancelled her appointment with Fletcher to have dinner with Ryan.
I'm putting a tail on Tony.
I'm putting a guard on Trish.
- Are you hiding? - No.
Yes.
Is he gone? I'm going to lunch.
- These just came for you.
- Oh, thanks.
- Don't even think about it.
- What do you want? You took everything away from me.
You took Jill.
You took Trish.
And now I'm gonna take everything away from you.
Get in the car.
We're gonna go for a little ride.
Oh, you bitch.
Drop your gun or I drop you.
You know, I thought I could trust you.
You thought wrong.
How did you know? Flowers.
By the way, Fletcher, you're fired.
Hey, Edie.
Something I've been wanting to talk to you about.
I say get a divorce.
If you're wrong, you can always go back.
No, it's not that.
- Here's our perp.
- Let's pick him up.
Freeze, police.
Ah, crap.
All right.
All right.
He's got a knife.
I got this.
Aah! You broke my arm.
I feel terrible about that.
You coming, partner? I couldn't find anyone to corroborate Owen's alibi.
Tony's tail said he was acting erratically, drinking during the day, and screaming at people.
I went through Owen's financials.
He's about to declare bankruptcy.
You know, I have an idea.
We need to get those guys back in here.
- He's gone.
- Ahem.
Go talk to him.
I will.
I'm working.
One scumbag down, 44,962 to go.
I almost shot that guy.
Damn it, I could have easily grabbed my baton.
Don't sweat that.
I got your back.
You're a great cop, Edie.
Tell me something that I don't know.
Like what you wanted to talk about.
I can't have a partner that steals.
Then I guess it's a good thing I don't.
We've been over this.
You're asking me the same questions you asked me yesterday.
That's because people can't remember lies.
They can only remember the truth.
Your alibi didn't check out.
The Foreman said he didn't see you after 3:00 p.
m.
There's a guy in the park, a homeless guy.
He is always there.
- Flores.
- Kowalski.
Oh, that's great news.
What did Trish say? Trish told us who shot her.
Oh, thank God.
She's gonna be all right? Really, she's gonna be all right? She cheated on me with that idiot ex-vet of hers.
You shot Trish.
She saved everything she had for her patients and that bratty kid.
Look, I just wanted something, anything.
There you go.
Wow.
Thank you.
No problem.
The doctor said it will take a lot of time and therapy, but mom's gonna be okay.
I never had a doubt.
Am I gonna see you again? This is Chicago.
We're bound to run into each other sooner or later.
- Are you a Bears fan? Um, hello, I'm their number one fan.
Well, my dad and I have season tickets.
You have to come with us some time.
You're on.
I am really sorry.
For kissing me or for hiding? For hiding.
I realize it was stupid.
I just didn't know what to say after that kiss, which was really great, but I shouldn't have done it, and I'm rambling.
Sorry.
You said that already.
Danny, I don't You're not ready for a relationship.
I know.
But I also know what that kiss was, and I want you to know something.
I'm not going anywhere.
So the next time you feel the urge to kiss me, and you will, you know where to find me.
Love what you've done with the place.
Have a seat, Edie.
I thought this was a social visit.
It's not.
A complaint was made against you for stealing.
Are all you Kowalskis rats? Officer Kowalski did not file this complaint.
My ass he didn't.
You walk out that door, I will suspend you from duty, effective immediately.
I always knew you were tougher than you looked.
Take a seat.
I am a veteran officer with a Lambert Award, five commendations, countless arrests, and a thank you from the mayor.
It's on YouTube.
You should check it out.
I have.
It's impressive.
But that's not why we're here.
Tell me about yesterday afternoon.
Normal day like any other day.
Well, not according to the complainant.
He accuses you of taking $200 from his pocket.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I have your field report right here.
It clearly states that you and officer Kowalski stopped two Wu Chang gang members.
Are you saying you lied in your field report? I'm saying I didn't steal any money.
Edie, did you take the money from the guy's pocket? Are you actually gonna believe some scumbag over me? No, that's why I'm asking you to explain your side of the story.
Why don't we just cut to the chase, huh, Cookie? We both know why I'm here's got nothing to do with your concern for me.
You're worried about your big brother.
You think I'm gonna get Richie into trouble.
No.
I think you need to stop whatever it is you think you're not doing or find a new partner.
Consider me warned.
May I leave now, Detective Kowalski? We really have to work on your watchdog skills.
Who is it? Hey, it's me.
- Hey.
Come on in.
- Hey.
How are you? What a nice surprise.
So we wanted you to be the first to hear.
We're pregnant.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
- You two keep hugging.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna go call mom.
Thank you.
I don't know what you said to him, but it changed everything.
I can't take any credit.
It was all Richie.
Hey, mom wants to talk to you.
Wow.
Pregnant, huh? Oh, yeah.
Crazy.
You really okay? Yeah, I am.
You know, it was so weird, you know.
The second she told me, I was just--I was thrilled.
I love her so much.
I know you do.
Your mom wants to talk to you.
- Oh.
- So we're gonna head out.
- All right.
- Talk to you later.
Bye.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Hey.
Yeah, I know.
He's so excited.
It's your sixth grandchild.
Can you believe it? What did dad say? Okay.
I'll talk to you soon.
I know, boy.
I miss her too.
I'm well within my limit.
Are you still upset about Brody? - No.
- Because it was my fault.
I mean, he didn't want to keep what we were doing a secret.
Stop, stop, stop, I don't want to talk about it or Brody.
- Well, I think we need to.
- No.
You're being an idiot.
I'm being a brother.
We used to be partners.
Now we're not.
There, we talked about it.
- Ugh, thanks.
- Ah! - Hey, there he is.
- Danny, hi.
- Abby.
- Here.
Abby is not keeping up.
Yeah, because Abby has to leave.
Aw, that's too bad.
Because Danny is celebrating.
You are looking at the newest assistant state's attorney.
- Oh! - Wow, congratulations.
Ooh, nice, man! Hey, Abby, doesn't the rat squad work closely with the state's attorneys office? Yes, we do, and we prefer to be called the dickmo unit.
Looks like you two will be seeing a lot of each other.
Who is it? It's Danny.
I've got your brother.
Danny, hi.
I thought you had Richie.
Ugh.
Ugh.
He was pretty adamant about helping me celebrate.
Maybe too adamant.
- I'm gonna call Laura.
- No, no, wait a week.
PMS.
Thank you for driving him.
Don't worry about it.
It was on the way.
- Abby.
- Hmm? Danny is perfect for you.
Oh, okay.
Time to go night-night.
You went to college.
He went to college.
He's a Bears fan, and you're a Bears fan.
Uh, it always worked when we were kids, so You know, I know that you're the youngest, but it seems like everyone depends on you.
You're kind of like the glue.
Well, I used to be the glue, and now I'm-- - Dried-up glue.
- No, I'm-- - you're the black sheep.
No, stop helping! I'm me.
I'm just waiting for some members of my family to realize that.
Yeah, Richie said your dad's still upset about the whole I.
A.
thing.
What else did my brother tell you? Stop it.
Ooh, no more hot dogs? My O.
B.
told Carlos they were bad for the baby.
Something about bacteria or rat feces.
But onions are okay? No one's forcing you to watch me eat.
No, I love watching you eat all day long.
Hi.
Can I help you? Yeah, are you I.
A.
? Yes.
Abby Kowalski.
There's an officer stalking my mother.
Lina Flores.
She's my partner.
Ryan Spencer.
Go ahead, Ryan.
The officer sits outside our house for hours.
I made a video.
Sorry, I know it sucks.
But this guy calls our house constantly.
He leaves flowers.
And some nights my mother wakes up in the middle of the night screaming.
Why doesn't your mother report the officer herself? She can't.
She's the district shrink.
Your mom is Trish Alexander? Yes, ma'am.
I've worked with Trish for years.
She's a great lady.
I know.
I think so too.
Does your mother know you're here? No, but she can't report the officer because of some stupid law.
The HIPPA law.
She's scared enough that she sent me to live with my dad.
Are your parents divorced? - Yes.
- For how long? Ten years.
But I always thought they'd get back together until she married Tony.
He pretty much killed that dream.
You don't like your stepdad? He's okay.
Look, I just want her to get help.
Even if you have to arrest me and take me to jail.
You know what, Ryan? This case just became our first priority.
You don't happen to have the officer's name? I just know he's Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Mom packs Xanax on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Dingleberry! Where's my Dingleberry? Holy shit.
I'm gonna have to stop calling you Dingleberry.
Richie? How are you? It's been too long.
How's Don and Sheila? Got a Christmas card from Abby.
Still single.
What is going on with that girl? But no cards from you.
Are you still with that girl from high school? No, no, wait now, you got married.
You married somebody else.
Linda? Lindsey? Laura, Laura, yeah.
But hold on a sec, Aunt Edie, what are you doing here? I'm your new partner.
Yeah.
It'll be like old times riding with your dad.
So what happened? With? With your old partner? Come on, Sweet Pea.
If we're gonna be rolling together, there cannot be any secrets between us.
Out with it.
What is it? It was nothing, all right? It was just, I needed a change of pace, that's all.
Yeah? All right, I hear that.
Wow, I can't get over how big you are.
The first time I saw you, you were, like, this big.
Uh, listen, Aunt Edie, if you don't mind waiting by the car? I'll finish getting ready.
You got it, Sweet Pea.
Now, chop, chop though.
We have got some scumbags to bust.
You need to stop talking to Ryan about this.
You're upsetting him.
Why don't you just report him? - Hi, Trish.
- Hi.
How could you go behind my back? It wasn't me.
Ryan came to our office.
Your son is very upset.
Yeah, me too.
I can't believe Ryan came to see you.
As you can see, my wife disagrees with me and my stepson when it comes to her safety.
Then you should know we've opened a case.
We need the officer's name.
You know I can't break confidentiality.
Yeah, well, I can.
Okay, so his name is Mike Fletcher.
And he's not a real cop, he's a summons officer.
- Tony! Look, Detective Flores knows him quite well.
She's the one who sent him to you in the first place.
Enough! I'm sorry, Lina.
No, it's okay.
I understand you're upset, sir.
Do you have any concrete evidence of the stalking? Yeah, okay.
Here.
He took a photograph of Trish naked in our shower.
Is that concrete enough for you? Did anyone see Fletcher take the picture? - No.
- We'll have the lab test it for fingerprints and footprints outside your house.
Is it true Fletcher calls you at all hours and parks outside your home? You know I'm not at liberty to discuss my patients.
We understand you're trying to help Fletcher.
Then you should also understand it's my job.
I have an obligation to my patients.
What about your personal safety? - Where do you draw the line? - Where the law draws the line.
I always have to ask, is he a threat to himself or others? Are you saying Mike Fletcher is not a threat? If you don't believe he's a threat, why did you send Ryan to live with his father? Do you know how many officers I see a week? A month? Officers suffering from PTSD, bipolar disorder, addiction.
Officers whose careers I have to end because their job ruined their lives.
Mike Fletcher is the least of my concerns.
I respect that you are trying to help Mike Fletcher, but some people are just beyond help.
Three months ago Jill Glantz, a coffee barista at the county courthouse, accused Fletcher of stalking her.
I investigated it.
Girl was terrified.
She told me about the harassment, but she refused to wear a wire or let me record it.
What happened? The case was kicked back with an unsubstantiated.
He said, she said.
Fletcher is a wannabe cop.
He tried to pass his test five times.
And that's why he's just a summons officer? Jill's too afraid of Fletcher to even file a restraining order, and now he's turned his attention onto Trish.
It's only a matter of time before he hurts someone.
Richie, hi.
What are you doing here? I can't talk right now.
I'll call you later.
Hey.
Laura, hi.
So, are you still seeing Trish? - Yeah.
- About the shooting? No, just, you know, a lot going on.
Oh, did you hear I got a new partner? - No.
Who? - Aunt Edie.
You're not still calling her Aunt Edie? You do realize she's not really our aunt? No, Abby, I didn't realize.
She still a kick? Oh, my-- and a whole lot more.
Anyway, I got to go.
Bye.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Fletcher called Trish 25 times a day for the last week.
That should qualify as "Unwanted obsessive attention including harassment and intimidation.
" Well, it would if Trish would tell us she was harassed or intimidated.
I finally have someone strong enough to put this bastard away, and she won't help me.
You know, if you want to hand this case off to someone else, I completely understand.
Now you sound like my husband.
Carlos is worried? So am I.
I'm okay.
Really.
Let's just get this guy off the street before he can stalk anyone else.
Oh, hey, glad to see you.
- Really? - I have a question about HIPPA laws.
Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act was enacted by U.
S.
Congress in 1996.
It called for the establishment of standards and requirements for transmitting certain health information to improve the efficiency and effectiveness of the health care system while protecting patient privacy.
Anything else? Can I pull a department psychiatrist's file on a sworn officer she's counseling who I think may be a threat to her? - Sure.
- Great.
If you want to pay 50 grand in fines and do a year in prison.
- Should have led with that.
- Any way around it? - I'll have to look it up.
- Can I get back to you? - It's important.
You got it.
- Hey.
She came.
- Who came? Jill Glantz.
The coffee barista.
Have you ever been stalked? It feels like you lose your life.
I'm sorry you have to go through this again.
When was the last time you saw Fletcher? One week after you dropped that case.
You promised me you were gonna put him away.
Jill, we know you're upset.
You have every right to be, but we really need your help.
No way.
Nope.
The guy is crazy.
After this whole thing, he would come by the coffee shop and he would leave me notes-- "You're dead.
" I got so scared I had to quit my job.
Why didn't you tell me? So you could do what? Bust him? That's what you were supposed to do the first time.
Jill, has Fletcher ever taken any photographs of you? No, but he did kill my cat with barbed wire.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, he can't see me here.
Please, please.
- He can't see me here.
- I'll go talk to Fletcher.
- You get Jill to her car.
- Okay, come on.
Spread your legs.
Wider.
Come on.
You guys are out of your territory.
It's a free country, last I checked.
Oh, you guys aren't down here collecting street taxes, are you? That wouldn't make it such a free country, would it? Hey, those are my Benjamins, "pat bo.
" Watch your mouth, "mow ley.
" The bitch stole my c-notes.
Hey, you steal from my gang, you die.
You threaten an officer, you die.
I don't want to see you two clowns Southside again.
Understood? Get out of here.
I need a drink.
I don't know.
Got another two hours to go.
Are you a stick in the mud like your old man? No.
Okay.
No.
All right, Fletcher, we both know why you're here.
I'm a hopeless romantic? You're an emotionally disturbed individual who gets off intimidating women.
You got any evidence of that? You've been accused of stalking Trish Alexander.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
By who? - Not by Trish.
- We have videotape of you sitting outside of Trish's house at 3:00 a.
m.
Really? I'd love to see that.
Because I bet that you can't see my face.
And I bet that you can't read my license plate.
We're getting the video enhanced.
In the meantime, would you mind explaining to me why you call Trish 25 times a day? She digs me.
What can I tell you? Look, Trish is having some troubles at home.
She is in an unhappy marriage.
I'm ordering you to stop seeing Dr.
Alexander.
I will assign you a new therapist.
No.
No.
You can't stop me from seeing Trish.
- I just did.
- No, you cannot-- - I just did! - You! If you come within 100 yards of Trish or her home, I will have you arrested.
Are we done? Forensics didn't find any fingerprints on the photo of Trish and no footprints outside of her house.
I can't stand the thought of him out there.
I know, but we had nothing to hold him on.
I put a 24-hour surveillance on him.
If he tries anything, we'll know.
We need evidence of harassment.
- We'll get it.
- Your sister's here.
I don't have a sister.
Richie doesn't know I'm here.
You have to promise you won't tell him.
I promise.
Now will you please tell me why you're so upset? Richie doesn't want kids.
What? Since when? A few days ago.
No explanation.
Just "I don't want kids.
" That doesn't sound like Richie.
What am I gonna do? Have you talked about it in therapy? He won't discuss it.
Every time I bring it up, he just shuts down.
- What do you want me to do? - Talk to him.
Oh, no, Laura, that's not a good idea.
Please, Richie trusts you.
If anything's going on, I just need to know, 'cause I'm running out of time.
You're not thinking of leaving him.
No.
I'm pregnant.
You're pregnant? Oh, my gosh.
That is great news.
And now I understand why you're so upset.
Yeah.
Will you talk to him? Abby.
Trish Alexander's been shot.
I have to go with her.
No, no, no, sweetie, you can't.
You can't.
I'm sorry.
But she needs me.
The paramedics are giving her the best care possible, and I need you here.
Okay? May I? I gave it to her when she got her license.
- I was five.
- I promise I'll get it back to you, okay? Now what time did you find her? We had plans for dinner at 5:00 p.
m.
- I got here around 4:45.
- Did she know you were coming? Yeah, she cancelled her appointment with creepo.
- She promised-- - What did she promise? That instead of seeing him she'd hang with me.
- Dad.
- Ryan, are you okay? I'm Owen Spencer, Ryan's father.
- Trish's first husband? - Yes.
What happened? We're still investigating, but I may need to ask you a few questions.
I'd like to get to the hospital actually.
It'll just take a moment.
Just wait for me in the car, okay? When was the last time you spoke to Trish? - Just before 3:00 p.
m.
- Did she seem upset? - No, she seemed fine.
- Was anyone with her? Do you think one of her patients did this? We don't know.
I'll let you get to the hospital.
If I have any more questions, I'll find you.
Okay, thank you.
Flowers.
Bag this.
Fletcher lost his surveillance team 40 minutes ago.
This isn't your fault.
I pushed him too hard.
He went off.
You heard what Trish said.
She's been threatened by a lot of people.
Look at these tapes.
Fletcher.
I told Fletcher to stay away from Trish.
She cancelled his appointment.
It sent him over the edge.
He wanted revenge.
You don't know that.
Look at this.
From the position of it, I'm guessing she didn't have permission to record her clients.
And that would be illegal if I saw it.
It's a good thing you didn't see it.
I'd like to handcuff that.
Hey, Laura.
I can't talk right now.
I don't know.
Yep.
Okay.
Listen to me, Sweet Pea.
I've been married four times, so I know.
Marriage is not natural.
It is not the way God made us.
If we were meant to be married, we would be born with rings on our fingers.
Thanks.
This is really helping.
I'm telling you the truth.
All marriage is is agreeing to take on somebody else's crap.
Save your freedom.
'Cause ultimately that is all we have got.
Freedom.
Can you not call me Sweet Pea? No problem, Pumpkin.
What's the matter? You never seen a Benjamin before? We've got people at your house.
Are they gonna find the gun? Go to hell.
You're gonna answer me if we have to stay here all night.
- Take a break.
- Like hell I will.
- Get out.
He's my suspect, and I'm not done! You are now.
Hormones.
Now I want to help you.
Okay, yeah.
'Cause that bitch has had it in for me from the very start.
- Then tell me what happened.
Okay, see, why would I hurt Trish? I love Trish.
You went to your appointment.
Is she watching right now? No.
She knows better.
Because, every time that I get close to a woman, that bitch ruins it.
What I want to know is why women always betray me.
What women are you talking about? You won't, will you? No.
I want to help you.
So tell me where you were today.
I went out, and I delivered a warrant to Westchester right around 4:20 p.
m.
What are you doing after this? I'll get back to you.
Oscar-winning performance, Dirty Harry.
Same to you.
I sent out officers to check out his alibi.
- We believe him? - Easy alibi to check.
- Makes me nervous.
- I think Fletcher's all talk, no follow-through.
He mangled a cat with barbed wire.
Maybe, but something feels off.
Either way, he's not going anywhere tonight.
You need to go home and get some rest.
Hi, it's Detective Abby Kowalski from Internal Affairs.
I'm looking for a progress report on Dr.
Trish Alexander, please.
Still no signs of consciousness? Okay, well, keep me posted.
I love the way your hair looks when you wear it down.
I only wear it that way at home.
How would you know what it looks like? I know everything about you.
I love you.
Why don't you believe me? Because we both know this isn't about love.
I love you.
Stop saying I don't.
Do you love me the same way you loved Jill? No.
She betrayed me.
Is that why you killed her cat? I never killed her cat.
- That girl was lying.
- Who is it? It's Danny.
I have that info you wanted.
You said it was important, but you didn't answer your phone.
Come on in.
Whoa, does this thing come with spark notes? - Very funny.
- Seriously.
The only case that I found that's even remotely similar to yours is U.
S.
versus Ramirez.
She worked at a doctor's office and sold some files to an FBI agent for $500.
She got six months in prison.
Six months? Mm-hmm.
Please tell me I'm not interrupting a felony in progress.
What, are you gonna prosecute me? I might have to hold you for questioning.
How about a beer instead? So you're dog-sitting, huh? Yeah, while my parents are sunbathing in Florida.
You got any pictures of your dog? Ah, of course.
Oh, he's adorable.
- This is Cosmo taking a bath.
- Oh.
Yeah, I got to completely fake him out to get him into the tub.
'Cause if he sees me grab a towel, he just runs away and hides.
One time it took me two hours to find him.
Seriously? How big is your house? It's not that big.
Oh, but, you know, he's crafty.
He went into the closet and hid under this shirt I had.
- Oh.
- Yeah, he's-- I mean, look at him.
He's pretty damn cute.
I never knew you liked dogs.
Well, there's a lot about me you don't know.
Abby? Oh, damn.
Damn, I'm sorry.
- What are you doing here? - I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Stop.
Get back here.
Uh, Danny was just helping me with a legal problem.
- Yep.
- That's good.
You've been needing some good advice for a while now.
You know what, I should get going.
Okay, thanks for your help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Any time.
It's really good seeing you, Richie.
- You too, man.
- Mm-hmm.
- Not one word.
- Oh, come on.
You can't expect me to keep quiet.
This is big.
This is not big.
It's complicated.
And I don't need complicated in my life right now.
- Why? - Because I just don't.
I want to focus on my career.
You're very odd.
Thank you.
What are you doing here? I need some advice.
About Laura? What? No.
Why would you think No reason.
Laura came to see you.
- No.
- What did she say? Just don't tell her I told you.
What did she say? She's upset.
She says you don't want kids.
Is that true? I don't know.
Some days.
I just I love my life with Laura.
All right, and, you know, when I see Steve and Donnie with their kids, you know, it's 24/7.
They never just go out without their kids.
I like spending my off time with Laura.
Have you told her that? No.
Laura really wants a kid, and, you know, I feel like a selfish bastard because I don't want to share my wife.
I don't think you're selfish.
And neither will Laura.
So what advice did you need? Mm, hypothetically.
- Really? - Just play along.
So I have this friend who suspects his partner of playing loose with police ethics.
- What exactly? - Stealing.
Okay, you need to tell your hypothetical friend to turn his hypothetical partner into I.
A.
But what if this partner is an old cherished friend that we used to pretend was family? Aunt Edie? - It's hypothetical.
- You need to confront her.
- Why is it my place? - She's putting you at risk.
Talk to her now, please.
Trish is still unconscious but stable after surgery.
She's on an EPI-drip to maintain her blood pressure.
Fletcher's alibi checks out.
He was handing out a warrant in Westchester when Trish was shot.
Well, he may have an alibi for Trish, but he's still unfit for duty.
So what about all the officers Trish had fired? Every one of them is happier than they've ever been in their lives, except for the one that killed himself.
He's not a suspect.
Okay, so contestant number one, usually the first suspect in any attempted murder, Trish's husband, angry and self-righteous Tony Alexander.
Contestant number two, Owen Spencer, though amicable on the outside, Owen took out a $5 million life insurance policy on Trish three months ago.
And he's a retired Marine, trained to kill.
Looks like we've got some alibis to work on.
And there's contestant number one now.
Are you accusing me? I'm just trying to establish your whereabouts yesterday between 4:00 and 5:00 p.
m.
You should be talking to Fletcher.
'Cause he was obsessed with Trish.
We talked to several of your neighbors.
Seems you and Trish fight a lot.
Mr.
Alexander, I would think you'd do anything to help us find out who shot your wife.
Well, I was working at my new construction site.
My guys can verify the time.
Can anyone confirm your alibi? It was a park.
I didn't know anybody.
Why did you take out such a large insurance policy on Trish? I guess I can tell you under the circumstances.
Trish and I are still very much in love.
She's leaving Tony and coming back to me.
Can anyone corroborate this story? No.
But that's why Ryan is living with me.
So why get divorced in the first place if you're so in love? I was in the military.
It wasn't easy on Trish.
We were young.
Stupid.
Sometimes Sometimes you don't realize what you have until Okay.
I'm gonna need the name of that park and a few minutes with Ryan.
Sure.
Hey.
You want some cake? My mom made it.
I don't have much of an appetite.
Okay.
Mom raised a finger.
She did? That's great news.
Ryan, what is it? I mean, this is my fault, isn't it? This happened because I turned that a-hole in.
No, no, not at all.
When someone is unstable, anything can trigger them.
Really? Really.
But I am curious how you knew to come to Internal Affairs.
My stepdad said this guy already had a record with you and it would be a cinch to get him off mom's back.
Tony said that? Yeah.
Why? Ready, kiddo? You stay strong for your mom, okay? Guess who put the idea to report Fletcher to I.
A.
into Ryan's head? I'm guessing the same person who knew Fletcher had an appointment with Trish on Thursdays.
- The same person who Trish was leaving for her ex-husband Owen.
The same person who thought Fletcher would be a perfect scapegoat for killing his wife.
But what Tony didn't know is that Trish cancelled her appointment with Fletcher to have dinner with Ryan.
I'm putting a tail on Tony.
I'm putting a guard on Trish.
- Are you hiding? - No.
Yes.
Is he gone? I'm going to lunch.
- These just came for you.
- Oh, thanks.
- Don't even think about it.
- What do you want? You took everything away from me.
You took Jill.
You took Trish.
And now I'm gonna take everything away from you.
Get in the car.
We're gonna go for a little ride.
Oh, you bitch.
Drop your gun or I drop you.
You know, I thought I could trust you.
You thought wrong.
How did you know? Flowers.
By the way, Fletcher, you're fired.
Hey, Edie.
Something I've been wanting to talk to you about.
I say get a divorce.
If you're wrong, you can always go back.
No, it's not that.
- Here's our perp.
- Let's pick him up.
Freeze, police.
Ah, crap.
All right.
All right.
He's got a knife.
I got this.
Aah! You broke my arm.
I feel terrible about that.
You coming, partner? I couldn't find anyone to corroborate Owen's alibi.
Tony's tail said he was acting erratically, drinking during the day, and screaming at people.
I went through Owen's financials.
He's about to declare bankruptcy.
You know, I have an idea.
We need to get those guys back in here.
- He's gone.
- Ahem.
Go talk to him.
I will.
I'm working.
One scumbag down, 44,962 to go.
I almost shot that guy.
Damn it, I could have easily grabbed my baton.
Don't sweat that.
I got your back.
You're a great cop, Edie.
Tell me something that I don't know.
Like what you wanted to talk about.
I can't have a partner that steals.
Then I guess it's a good thing I don't.
We've been over this.
You're asking me the same questions you asked me yesterday.
That's because people can't remember lies.
They can only remember the truth.
Your alibi didn't check out.
The Foreman said he didn't see you after 3:00 p.
m.
There's a guy in the park, a homeless guy.
He is always there.
- Flores.
- Kowalski.
Oh, that's great news.
What did Trish say? Trish told us who shot her.
Oh, thank God.
She's gonna be all right? Really, she's gonna be all right? She cheated on me with that idiot ex-vet of hers.
You shot Trish.
She saved everything she had for her patients and that bratty kid.
Look, I just wanted something, anything.
There you go.
Wow.
Thank you.
No problem.
The doctor said it will take a lot of time and therapy, but mom's gonna be okay.
I never had a doubt.
Am I gonna see you again? This is Chicago.
We're bound to run into each other sooner or later.
- Are you a Bears fan? Um, hello, I'm their number one fan.
Well, my dad and I have season tickets.
You have to come with us some time.
You're on.
I am really sorry.
For kissing me or for hiding? For hiding.
I realize it was stupid.
I just didn't know what to say after that kiss, which was really great, but I shouldn't have done it, and I'm rambling.
Sorry.
You said that already.
Danny, I don't You're not ready for a relationship.
I know.
But I also know what that kiss was, and I want you to know something.
I'm not going anywhere.
So the next time you feel the urge to kiss me, and you will, you know where to find me.
Love what you've done with the place.
Have a seat, Edie.
I thought this was a social visit.
It's not.
A complaint was made against you for stealing.
Are all you Kowalskis rats? Officer Kowalski did not file this complaint.
My ass he didn't.
You walk out that door, I will suspend you from duty, effective immediately.
I always knew you were tougher than you looked.
Take a seat.
I am a veteran officer with a Lambert Award, five commendations, countless arrests, and a thank you from the mayor.
It's on YouTube.
You should check it out.
I have.
It's impressive.
But that's not why we're here.
Tell me about yesterday afternoon.
Normal day like any other day.
Well, not according to the complainant.
He accuses you of taking $200 from his pocket.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I have your field report right here.
It clearly states that you and officer Kowalski stopped two Wu Chang gang members.
Are you saying you lied in your field report? I'm saying I didn't steal any money.
Edie, did you take the money from the guy's pocket? Are you actually gonna believe some scumbag over me? No, that's why I'm asking you to explain your side of the story.
Why don't we just cut to the chase, huh, Cookie? We both know why I'm here's got nothing to do with your concern for me.
You're worried about your big brother.
You think I'm gonna get Richie into trouble.
No.
I think you need to stop whatever it is you think you're not doing or find a new partner.
Consider me warned.
May I leave now, Detective Kowalski? We really have to work on your watchdog skills.
Who is it? Hey, it's me.
- Hey.
Come on in.
- Hey.
How are you? What a nice surprise.
So we wanted you to be the first to hear.
We're pregnant.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
- You two keep hugging.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna go call mom.
Thank you.
I don't know what you said to him, but it changed everything.
I can't take any credit.
It was all Richie.
Hey, mom wants to talk to you.
Wow.
Pregnant, huh? Oh, yeah.
Crazy.
You really okay? Yeah, I am.
You know, it was so weird, you know.
The second she told me, I was just--I was thrilled.
I love her so much.
I know you do.
Your mom wants to talk to you.
- Oh.
- So we're gonna head out.
- All right.
- Talk to you later.
Bye.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Hey.
Yeah, I know.
He's so excited.
It's your sixth grandchild.
Can you believe it? What did dad say? Okay.
I'll talk to you soon.
I know, boy.
I miss her too.