All Hail King Julien (2014) s01e06 Episode Script

Season1 Episode6 "Eat Pray Shove" With all due respect your majesty.
Are you out of your mind.
Only at parties.
Ladies love that hint of danger you know.
But that doesn't mean I'm not right.
Say you what Suspending me? No! We just asking you to take a few days off.
Yeah.
You've been a scary stress monster who's totally cramping the king's royal style.
I haven't got a clue what you mean.
Well, off the tippity top my head.
He's got a knife! King Julian you gotta taste this it'll blow your mind.
He's got a bomb! It's a beverage! I spilled it.
(No telling now what he's got!) Your majesty, you are safe.
I admit I may have misjudged a few situations recently.
But you know what they say.
"You can't make an omelet without breaking few arms.
" Nobody says that.
Maybe they should.
Maurice's right.
You can't run around like a footless chicken.
Headless chicken your majesty.
No.
How the chicken supposed to run around without a head.
How did run around without feet.
I'm not the chicken,Maurice.
Why you asking me all these question.
Oh I hate it when my Mommy and Daddy fight.
Clover you need a vacation.
Vacation! Where we going? What do I need to pack? Where'd you come from? Someone mentioned vacation? I'm there.
Same goes for when a celebrity adopts exotic baby.
Xixi, Great timing.
Clover the ticking time-bomb needs a vacation.
And you are just toucan(to count) show her the best time ever.
Your majesty the last thing I needed is a holiday.
La La La This means I can't hear you because I'm out of good responses.
Xixi, Help Clover get groove back.
(cove park.
) I don't! You know what making law right now.
Clover has to take a vacation.
All in favor.
Aye! Aye! Aye! Yea me too.
Hey prolocutor King julien.
(Hey great law King julien.
) (Boom!) And that is how a bill becomes the law.
It's a joy to watch you work.
Oh yeah that reminds me.
Take Mart! Me? But I will miss you the most.
(Vacation emergency! This is not a drill, move it!) But I'd never get rid of them.
(I thought I'd never get rid of them.
) You know I think vacation might really do Clover some good.
Maurice, you're so blind to the back door of politics.
This vacation wasn't for her, it for me.
Say what now? I need a break.
She won't stop following me around.
She is following you around because it's her job to keep you safe Now you sound like clover.
Is she working you like some sort of puppet? Hey what are you doing.
Nevermind.
I want to see how Clover accesses your puppet mouth.
Oh come on.
stop it.
(No, you come on and stop it.
) I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.
Now if you excuse me.
I'm headed to The Cove of Wonders to find things that exploitable.
For your own safety your majesty.
Assistant captain of the Ringtail Guard will be watching you.
Reporting for duty, sir! Has anybody seen my spear? shoot! I feel like I just had it.
This Is The Life.
Clover? If it's all the same to you, if I can't be working.
I'd rather focus on my writing and not spend too much time, doing doing Whatever all this is.
Well.
What's you are writing? It's nothing.
Oh.
Come on let me see.
Ha-ha gat it.
Oh no! Back off or it's going in the ocean.
Fain! Truce.
Who is this fella? Oh he is very muscley.
Norj Grendelfist Who? Norj Grendelfist ok? He is the one true love of Thysander Plunderhorse.
The heroine of my series self-published fantasy novels.
He is a brave warrior strong and Hey everybody! Limbo concerts starting at 0-now hundred hours! Get that whistle away from me, before I feed it to you.
Sorry.
Just trying to make sure everyone has a good time.
What do you think should we see how low we can go? I want to go so low I hit rock bottom.
Yay! Oh that's the spirit, Mort.
Come on Clover! That looks dangerous Really dangerous! Maybe this holiday won't be a waste after all.
Let's just get one thing straight, substitute Clover.
You can't tame this wild stallion.
And you can't tell this wild stallion what to do.
Because I speak a strange horse language that even I don't know.
What did I just say? No idea.
Well, heck.
Your majesty.
I wouldn't boss you around even if I did speak horse.
Permission to offer refreshment sir.
Homemade smoothies.
Yum! This delicious smoothie changes nothing by the way, Is that change I'm tasting.
They give it a little zing.
So that's your angle.
Get me hooked on your tantalizing smoothies and then to mind control on my brainy parts.
Nice try.
I should tidy up before the stain sets.
You're Cleaning up my mess? Clover never does that.
Well, there's a new sheriff in town, and he is declaring martial law on all spills, whoopsies and uh-ohs.
Alright.
Well.
I'm gonna poopy.
Later.
(I'm going out for a bit.
) Have fun! 'kay.
Don't want you stop me? And be quite dangerous unattended.
I trust you.
I'm just here to make sure everything runs smoothly.
Should I say s"m"oothingly(soothingly).
(smoothiely) (Or Should I say "smoothie-ly"? Hahaha) (Oh.
Holy cannoli!) Did you just make Ted? That's my nutty sense of humor I guess.
You're telling me, you're gonna let me do whatever I want? (Suresies! I'm just tickled to be so close to real live king.
) I want to do whatever makes you happy.
Really? Well if you want to hang with the real live King, you could tag along.
From the safe distance.
Clover would never let me eat this much.
I'm just glad this is my cheat day.
You sure about this your majesty? Just do it before I lose my nerve.
Oh fumblerooskis! I killed the king! That was pretty epic! Now let me do you.
I've always wondered what does under those rocks.
Let's go.
Nothing.
Mystery solved.
I can not believe let me do that.
Best captain of the Ringtail guard ever! But seriously that was a little dangerous, buddy.
I know.
My heart is going like a hummingbird.
Hear feel at.
You are lemur? Technically.
But I'm not big on labels we're all children of the universe.
If I let you loose, When you gonna punch and kick me? Not immediately.
But I cannot guarantee I will feel the urge to later.
Norj? What.
Is my hair? Pretty great right.
I use leave in conditioner I make myself from fire ant larvae.
You are remind me of Someone.
Well whoever that is, he must be pretty special.
By the way, my name is But you can call me Sage Moondancer.
What are you doing out here.
Just grabbing a fistful of this world.
Same as you.
You alone? You have dreams? That's not even remotely an answer to what I asked you so uh I disagree.
You're never alone in dreams grab you reality in a headlock and say, You let me down brother.
Eyes open goddess.
Future you is painting final goodbye on cloudy bathroom mirror in a hotel owned by the past.
So are you a local or what? I was on this dreadful vacation.
everyone was happy and relaxed and playing games it was a nightmare.
Vacation as a tool the ruling class uses to enslave us.
I don't think i've ever met anyone like you.
I have.
My reflection played out a million times on the dew of the leaf.
A leaf attached to a tree I planted it with these paws.
A closed circle.
Your friends has probably wondering where you are? Limbo! Oh yeah! Scarily most spuddy right here.
I'm sure they haven't even noticed I'm gone.
Perhaps you could show me around.
On it.
That's my favorite phrase.
Mine too.
Write there on the lower back? Forever.
Okay.
(Right there on the) Wow i've never seen this watering hole before.
Clover had it declared off-limits.
Something about it being dangerous, I don't know.
She's such a (worry-pants).
Foosa! Right, that's what she said.
What we do? You're here to protect me remember? Just take them on.
You are totally gangster, Ted! Way tougher than Clover.
You are tougher than clover.
Really? No seriously, really? I don't know! That comes out of my mouth.
No idea how it got there.
We got to do something or one of us, you, is gonna get eaten.
So use a training.
Yeah my training.
Okay Ted,Come on! See if you can help me.
Hey you big jerks.
You need get the H outta here.
I'm the captain of the@Ringtail guard@and now you You just so shoo! Get out of here, you bullies! Clover gone? No Clover? That's right.
There is nothing standing between you and every tasty lemur haunch in the village but me! Yeah! Wait.
What? You nasty boys.
Goodness! I was afraid, I was gonna tinkle.
Turns out I did tinkle little bit.
Sorry.
No more clover? Foosa attack! Spring break! See how much better this is than that book Clover, Oh yey, Spring break! Spring break! Brilliant.
Really hits the spot when your tired of drinking your own pee.
i@Bear Grylls) Your life is absolutely fascinating.
A strong rugged survivalist fighting against the elements killing your own food.
Yeah actually am.
Moondancer is not really into the whole.
Hating killing thing.
But the way you fight.
My Sensei once taught me Aggression is a boil on the fishmonger's nose.
(?) But through non-violence, the cobbler becomes a trout.
(?) What if your life is in danger? Danger is house built with fear wood and worry nails.
Would you mind doing that.
.
heroic standing thing again? The thing with the ,with thehair? How is this? That's better And if you could, um I don't know Just talk a lot less.
No problemo.
I once took a vow of silence that lasted 3 years.
I broke it when I got into a shouting match with a fern.
(?) What's wrong? Nothing.
Just some bit of reality sinking in Oh.
perfect.
Quick! Protect me, Norj.
Who is Norj? Sage! I said Sage! You almost got killed.
Hello guv'nor? I am so sorry that snake forced you to lash out in anger.
I'm alright.
Phew.
(Quite all right.
) You're strong one, aren't you? Did it become incredibly warm of all a sudden? How this is darling! Look how he drew you.
It's funny because you don't expect to see a king in a bikini.
Huh yeah so much fun.
I'll be right back.
You gotta save me, man! Ted is the worse!! It was a mistake for you to send Clover away! You send Clover away.
I thought you liked Ted.
What happen? I remembered how freaky dangerous I am when I don't have Clover to remind me how freaky dangerous I am! I need a firm hand, Maurice, and Ted's hand is so Soft, it is like French cheese and some.
Okay I get it.
Lucky for you Clover should be back tomorrow.
Good.
Because I saw some foosas are lurking around and Ted maybe told them Clover was gone.
He what!? I want to know everything about me, you, tell me your secrets, your hopes, and dreams.
You've been talking to that butterfly for almost an hour.
I know.
He has so much to teach me.
Thank you friend your wisdom is a gift.
So anyway, while you communing with a butterfly, I found something.
These look like fresh foosa tracks, right? Yeah.
Why? They're headed for my Village.
Cool.
Company? Not cool.
If the foosa attack and I am not there the kingdom could be in real danger.
There's that word again.
Danger? No "Real".
Is such a trap.
We're all just ventriloquist dummies and fate a cruel puppet master sticking his unwashed hand up our What is wrong with you! You supposed to be brave and heroic, an virile, and attentive, a romantic, And everything I wrote in my stories I mean! Look at your arms! You don't deserve to have those abs! The Moondancer just believes violence never solved anything.
Maybe not.
But it sure does feel good.
Where am I Xixi Wake up, wake up, stay with me, don't go into the light! Nooo! Spring break! Spring breeeeak! Oh yeah we're never going to die! This place is beat.
We should get home.
Hey Clover you ready Interim assistant captain of the Ringtail guard coming through.
Oh why does funny faces? Did you tell the foosa Clover was gone? Oh my.
It is, fucking firing me? Nice.
What!? Would you told me Bup bup bup as my "viser".
I had hoped you would handle this more professionally.
Put your arms around him or something.
He is getting first class all wet.
There, There, Ted.
Nothing personal.
I just wanted to do a good job! You smell really good.
We got a We got a problem.
We lost clover.
Relax.
As long as the foosa don't use the information Ted gave them about Clover being away to plan a full-scale attack we have nothing to worry about.
Okay nobody panic.
It sounds like it could be the foosa.
But we don't know yet.
Yeah it's foosa.
Ted, you are rehired.
I unlike Maurice, always believe in you.
Oh boy.
Come on lemur up! Ted! Oh, thank you for the second chance King Julien.
Alright, here I go! Maybe if we wait a bit, they will tired themselves out they look kind of sleepy.
Ted.
The kingdom is counting on you.
If you don't go out and fight we're all doomed, me, you, everyone, me again, and also me.
Wow, well, sounds like everything's under control.
So why so I'm just gonna I think I can get the drop on a man and use the element of surprise.
On it! Oh thank goodness! I thought for a minute there, Oops too late.
Tinkle again Sage? I felt bad about the way we left things.
So not muy bien on my part.
I said some pretty harsh stuff I didn't mean it.
And I 'm here breaking my vow of non-violence for you.
Could we maybe.
Discuss this later.
Join me.
yay! Wiii! Ta-da! Probably should I cleaned off tinkle before hugged you.
I will go do that now.
I'm really not the type of guy To say I told you so but, I told you so! I hope you learned your lesson about begging the king to let you go on vacation.
It was your idea to I mean Yes your majesty.
And also the There's no easy way to say this but, uh.
You pretty okay at your job and you were missed.
That actually seemed pretty easy.
Bup bup.
My point is it's no fun to do fun stuff when there's nobody tried to stop you.
You clover, you make it almost impossible to have fun.
Thanks? And who is the Man Candy? The name is, Cool.
I can remember that.
Thanks for saving the kingdom.
I don't know what we would have done if you two hadn't showed up.
Probably just a lot of, Ah! Foosa is eating my face off! Why would Clover abandon her lemur family? Ah! Why! And then the, Something like that.
Totally.
You should stay and hang out with us, we have an unreasonable amount of trampolines.
I just came to give Clover a proper goodbye.
I spoke to her in anger earlier.
It was totally not Moondancer.
You really didn't have to okay.
So am I supposed to are There.
we have closure.
What was that? Hopefully my last vacation for a very, very long time.