Baby Bandito (2024) s01e06 Episode Script

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- [upbeat music playing]
- [Génesis] Ah!
- The killer fly. [laughs]
- The killer fly.
- The killer fly goes to Europe.
- [Génesis laughs]
[both laughing]
- [Génesis] Oh.
- [notifications trilling rapidly]
[alerts pop]
- [camera shutter clicking]
- [notifications bleeping]
- [upbeat music continues]
- [alerts chiming]
[music fades]
[mother] Is she in any danger?
In the photos,
it looks like she's just fine.
Do you know what this is called?
Kidnapping.
My daughter was taken
and held against her will.
Yeah, I'm a district attorney,
and not a detective,
but from what I can see here,
I wouldn't say
we're dealing with a kidnapping.
But what do you think, Bozo?
He took her, and he's manipulating her.
Does no one else think
this is as serious as I do?
No evidence would suggest
that your daughter is being held
against her will.
In the images we have
at this time, that is.
That's one way of saying it.
The other is that your daughter
is a suspect in the heist at the airport.
[tense pulsating music playing]
We don't know who that girl is.
Well, that's what the investigation
will seek to determine.
We won't be saying anything further
without our lawyer present.
Look, I know what it's like to have kids.
You never want anything to happen to them.
Which is why the best thing you can do
is convince her to turn herself in.
She'll be much better off
in our custody than out there,
where she could run into anything.
Please leave.
- Roberto.
- No.
We're not going to say anything
until I talk to a lawyer.
[music fades]
A LEOPARD NEVER CHANGES ITS SPOTS
[pedestrians chattering indistinctly]
[tense music playing]
[suspenseful music playing]
[female agent] Stop right there! Stop!
Get him!
[panting]
[dramatic music swells]
[music fades]
Split up!
[breathing heavily]
[sighs]
BASED ON REAL EVENTS
MODIFIED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND OURS
[Kevin] Génesis.
- Princessa, can we talk?
- Talk about what?
- What we're gonna do.
- About what?
Shit. Maybe go and see a doctor?
A doctor for what, Kevin?
I don't even know what I wanna do.
Babe, I'm scared shitless too,
but we're together.
What's the big deal?
We've got money, we love each other.
And what world do you live in?
This isn't about having money
or loving you.
It's a huge responsibility.
I'm not even sure if I wanna carry
something inside me for nine months.
Well, what about what I want?
Go fuck yourself.
- Génesis.
- [Génesis] Leave me alone.
- Génesis, come on.
- I said leave me alone!
[pensive music playing]
[sighs]
[cell phone beeping]
[cell phone beeps]
- [dramatic sting]
- What the fuck?
Ugh! Put me down! Fuck off!
Let me go right now! Let me go!
[tires screech]
[man] So you like the high life, do ya?
Well, guess what. So do we.
Party's over, baby.
[in Italian] You fucking thief.
Bitch. Whore. Do you hear me?
[dramatic music playing]
[gunshots]
[Génesis, in English] I don't know
what you're talking about.
[kidnapper] I don't believe you,
lying Chilean bitch.
[Génesis whimpers]
[crying]
- [gun cocks]
- [Génesis whimpers]
[kidnapper] You gonna talk?
[heavy ragged breathing]
[crying]
[kidnapper] I know you
and Kevin robbed the airport,
and that your parents
are looking for you nonstop,
and most likely, the police are too.
This can end well,
or it can end very badly.
It all depends on
the skater
doing what he's told.
[gentle reggaeton music playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[cell phone chimes]
- [phone unlocks]
- [music fades]
[ominous music playing]
[cell phone rings, beeps]
Is that you, Génesis, baby?
[man] If you want
to see Génesis again, alive,
you will do exactly what we tell you to.
[Kevin] Who are you, motherfucker?
Put Génesis on the phone.
I wanna talk to her.
[man] If you love Génesis so much,
you better follow my instructions.
You so much as touch a hair on her head,
I'm gonna fuck you up!
[man] I just sent you
photos of your wife.
We're gonna treat her
real good, all right?
In exchange for all the money you stole.
Here. [in Italian] Take the cover off. Go.
[Génesis crying]
- [kidnapper, in English] Speak!
- [Génesis crying] Kevin.
Kevin, get me out of here!
- Kevin!
- [man] I won't be so nice next time.
I'll call soon to organize the exchange.
- [Génesis wails]
- [man 2] Move your hand!
[cell phone clatters]
[breathing sharply]
Motherfucking son of a bitch!
- [phone beeps]
- [line ringing]
- [busy signal]
- [phone beeps]
- [breathing heavily]
- [line ringing]
[busy signal]
[pulsating dramatic music playing]
[music fades]
CANDY - BEVERAGES - CYBERCAFÉ
Good morning.
- How can I help you?
- I'm looking for Felipe Muñoz.
Nobody taught you manners, did they?
You think you can walk up
to people's houses
and they'll just answer you?
Why do you need the kid?
We think he might be in danger.
We wanna help him.
- Ask him some questions.
- What kind of questions?
[Bozo] About a robbery.
[chuckles]
That bastard?
[chuckling]
Nah, asshole. You're wasting your time.
Fat fuck couldn't even steal
a couple of of sandwiches.
Yeah, he's a good kid.
That's what I've heard.
That's why I might need his help.
[slot machines chiming softly]
I've seen you before.
You're investigating
that whole airport heist, aren't you?
Are you gonna cooperate?
You think fatso stole that money?
Huh?
No way!
That kid's too lazy, dumb and fat.
So then, help me talk to him,
see if he has any information.
Even if I wanted to, you'd be outta luck,
because I don't like to help dirty cops.
Now go to your car and fuck off.
Would you prefer I arrested you
for obstruction of justice?
Maybe you want me
to send the inspectors by
to check out those machines of yours?
Was that supposed to be a threat?
Do you have any idea how I make a living?
With my two hands, not those machines.
Why don't you think about it
when you come to your senses?
Or wake up
with your establishment surrounded.
[slot machines chiming]
[car engine starts]
[somber music playing]
[slot machines chiming melodically]
- Where are you going?
- To bed.
What did you do, fatty?
I don't know what you're talking about.
A cop was here asking for you.
What are you up to?
What'd he say?
Are you gonna tell me what's up?
But what did he say?
I ask the questions here, kid.
Tell me what you're up to, fucker.
- Hmm?
- Nothing.
So what's with the pigs?
- What did you say?
- What could I say?
That you're my son, that I love you.
That I read you bedtime stories
every night.
What do you think I said, dumbass?
Relax. I wouldn't tell him anything.
I got your back, kid.
That's called being a dad.
Now you tell me, what are you up to?
Did that heist involve you?
- No.
- Don't you lie to me, fatso.
Don't you start lying to me.
Did you steal that money, kid?
[tense music playing]
You better tell me the truth,
motherfucker, because if you don't,
that cop is gonna be back,
and I'm gonna tell him where you are.
- You would rat me out?
- Yeah, of course I'd fuckin' rat on you.
Where's that money?
We're gonna go get it together
because I don't trust your fat ass.
How much is there?
Nah, that's it.
That's okay. That's okay. That's okay.
First we're gonna celebrate, yeah?
[suspenseful music playing]
Ah.
Bring me a glass.
[music fades]
THE TINY PEARL CYBER-SHOP
[Toño] How you gonna spend
your money, fatso?
[Panda] I don't know.
[slot machines chiming melodically]
Kid, money is freedom.
[unsettling music playing]
Look at me.
This is your future, man.
Or is that not the future that you want?
[unsettling music continues]
[Panda grunts]
[slot machines chiming, clanging]
[unsettling music building]
- [music fades]
- [tense music playing]
Get him down.
GLORY MEATPACKING
[Enzo grunts wearily]
[groans]
- [groans]
- [gun cocks slowly]
[tense music continues]
[Vulture] Are you gonna talk? Hmm?
Or do you wanna end up like this?
- [faint ragged breathing]
- [tense music building]
- [gulps]
- [music swells]
[tense music softens]
[man 1 grunts]
[unsettling music playing]
[door clangs, clanks]
[dramatic sting]
[breathing heavily]
[sighs]
[music fades]
[grunts angrily]
[barrel clatters]
[muffled clattering, grunting]
Bring her out.
[grunts]
[huffing]
[door lock clanking]
- [man 2] Walk! C'mon!
- I already told you.
[Vulture] It's okay.
- I told you, I don't know these people.
- Look who it is.
- I don't know her, I said.
- [man 2] Here she is, boss.
[Mística breathing heavily]
He already told us about you.
Now it's your turn.
[both breathing heavily]
Start talking!
Talk!
[breathing heavily]
- [Mística grunts]
- [gasps]
[Panther grunting]
[gunshot]
[both grunting]
[Panther groans]
[dramatic music playing]
[spluttering]
- [Panther straining]
- [man 3 choking]
- [neck cracks]
- [Panther gasps]
[panting]
[gurgling, spluttering]
[gunshots nearby]
[groans]
[tires screech]
[gun clacks]
[dramatic music fades]
[breathing heavily]
[shallow ragged breathing]
[unsettling music playing]
[faint grunt]
[Vulture groans softly]
[groans]
[grunts]
[coughing]
[groans]
[grunts]
- [Russian strains]
- [Vulture grunts]
[sighs, groans]
[ragged breathing]
Puppy dog.
[wearily] Trust me.
Your secret is safe with me.
[horn blaring]
[groaning]
[gasping]
[groans]
[coughing]
[clears throat]
[gate buzzes]
[groans faintly]
Be careful.
What happened to you?
[strains] Careful, careful.
Come on, let's go. Okay.
Wait. No. [grunts]
- [Russian grunts]
- [sighs] Okay, be right back.
I'll be right back.
[sighs softly]
[soft ragged breathing]
- [van doors open]
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Kevin] Where's Génesis?
- Did you bring all the cash?
- Get on the fucking ground!
- [gunshots]
- [high-pitched ringing]
- [Kevin whimpers]
- Is this all the money?
- [groans]
[in Italian] Piece of shit.
[in English] That's all of it!
That's all of it, man, I swear!
- [ringing continues]
- [groans]
[kidnapper chattering in Italian]
[engine idling]
[in English] Where the fuck is Génesis?
Where is she, motherfucker?
Where is she? What the fuck?!
[echoing] Génesis!
Génesis!
- [tense music playing]
- [breathing heavily]
Motherfucker!
[screaming]
[breathing heavily]
DELETE ACCOUN
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT?
YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED
[tense music fades]
[somber music playing]
[echoing clatter]
- [van engine revs]
- [tires screech]
[muffled whimpering]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[muffled screaming]
- [gun cocks]
- [Génesis whimpers]
[gunshots echoing]
[Génesis' cries echoing]
- [sniffs]
- [music ends]
[cell phone ringing]
Hello?
[breath quivers]
[sobs] Mommy?
[sobs] I need help, Mom.
Where are you? Are you okay?
[Génesis crying]
Answer me, please. You're scaring me.
[sobbing]
I'm all alone, Mom.
Why are you saying you're all alone?
I'm scared, Mommy.
[mother] Now listen to me,
'cause this is important.
I talked to the DA
in charge of the heist investigation,
and so she says
she can help you now, but you
You would have to cooperate
with their investigation.
[ominous music playing]
[sighs deeply]
[panting]
[groans]
Ay.
- [groans] Be careful, be careful.
- Okay.
Oh, fuck.
[groaning]
Ah, fuck. [inhales sharply]
[gasping]
[groans]
[exhales]
[pensive music playing]
I would like to help Kevin.
I left him all alone.
I could have
given him another kind of life.
Instead, I wind up here,
like a fuckin' dirty animal.
Covered in blood
and getting a bullet pulled outta my leg.
[scoffs]
Kevin's your son?
[pensive music continues]
[wind gusting]
[Mística sighs deeply]
[shovel clatters]
[Panther sighs]
[Mística] Those fucking brats.
[Russian] I did what I could.
- [music fades]
- [clock ticking]
What did you think
when that bullet hit you?
That I didn't, um, wanna die,
and rot like an old piece of meat.
[Amador] But did you think
about the future?
[Russian] No.
That's your problem.
You're shortsighted.
Someday, I'll be gone.
And you're gonna have to start from zero.
You have to think about the future.
It's all about strategy.
Isn't it?
Or do you think
you'll always be saved by some miracle?
Hmm?
Look, Russian
[inhales]
I hardly learned how to read or write.
But I developed something
that nobody can teach.
A sniffer.
I can smell when I'm gonna be betrayed.
- [dull thuds]
- [object clattering]
[Amador] Strategy and a good nose.
- [pipe clatters]
- [Amador] That's how I've survived.
So now you're gonna do what I say
and how I say to do it.
Don't fuck around. You get me?
No more fuckin' tragedies.
Enough is enough.
Be grateful the blood
still flows in your veins.
[clock ticking]
[somber music playing]
[distant sirens wailing]
[siren wailing]
[siren ends]
- [man] Good evening, prosecutor.
- [prosecutor] Good evening.
- [man] Good evening.
- Evening.
[man] He's been dead for about 12 hours.
- Any leads?
- We've been interviewing neighbors.
But nothing yet.
There are no witnesses, no unusual sounds.
- You have to ask everyone.
- Yup.
We were dusting the place for prints,
and we found a bottle.
So far, that's it.
[dispatcher on police radio]
Attention all units, case number
DO NOT CROSS
Take it. Gonzales.
[dispatcher] Maintain crime scene secured.
Male, DOA. Teams are still working. Over.
[radio beeps]
Let's go.
[prosecutor] What do you think?
If it was an accident,
it's a suspicious one.
At the very least, we're on their tail.
You're fucking optimistic, Bozo.
I'll tell you what I see here. [sighs]
Dead bodies piling up higher and higher,
a shooting in the middle of the city,
and you and me just behind them,
always a step behind.
I think, if we don't find something soon,
they're gonna stick us both behind a desk
for the next 20-some years.
I know that we're getting closer.
I hope you're right, Bozo.
And that girl, she's the key.
She has to tell us something.
And this kid whose father's now dead
- Felipe Muñoz.
- That's the one.
People don't just vanish into thin air.
- You get me?
- He will be found.
We've gotta blend in with them.
["Blue Jeans Y Un Crop Top"
by Sen Senra playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[menacing music stings]
- [muffled screaming]
- [music continues]
[muffled indistinct shouting]
[music continues]
[siren wailing]
Get on the ground!
- You're under arrest!
- [tires screech]
- [sirens fading]
- [music continues]
[inaudible]
[sirens wailing]
[church bell tolling]
[panicked breathing]
[bell tolling]
[somber music playing]
OUTLAW LIFE COMES TO AN END
[reporter] This afternoon, in Rome,
Kevin Tapia was arrested,
the suspected fugitive
behind the theft of millions
from Santiago de Chile Airport,
where thieves made off
with a sum of six million dollars
and without a single arrest.
HE WAS ARRESTED ALONE
As of now, the whereabouts
of the rest of the money is unknown,
but it has come to light
that Tapia and his girlfriend
indulged in a life of travel and luxury
while in Europe.
It's the demise of a young
and charismatic thief,
who shared his lavish life
on social media.
A true Baby Bandito.
US $7 MILLION DOLLARS HAS NOT BEEN LOCATED
He was one of the most
sought-after suspects
in the heist of some six billion pesos,
carried out this year
[reggaeton music playing]
[lyrics in Spanish]
[music fades]